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In Which Your Fearless Leader Returns

Thecheatsmoking_tiny by The Cheat on

That Christopher Michaels fellow was an unqualified jinx.

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hooray!

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 3:46 PM CDT   0 recs

whats floyds record

in which we lose the previous game?

by Jbasic89 on Sep 25, 2008 3:50 PM CDT   0 recs

9-2

IIRC from an earlier post

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 3:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ron Jeremy?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yay!!!

And here I thought I was going to see a jammer post…..

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 3:57 PM CDT   0 recs

What's your prediction for the game tonight?

Pain.

For which team, I don’t know yet.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 3:58 PM CDT   0 recs

momentum shift

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:59 PM CDT   0 recs

BTW

who does the illustrations?

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 3:59 PM CDT   0 recs

carl skanberg

over at palehose8

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

not too shabby

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Carl is an outstanding cartoonist

we’re lucky he’s chosen the topic he has.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

tho he has others too...

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

we speak not of them

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

non Chicago sports related?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yes. but we don't speak of them....er....supposedly.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 4:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

keep it on the downlow

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WTF,

is this guy carl a reverse bigot?

Where are Dye and GS?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 3:59 PM CDT   0 recs

that's dye on the right

he doesn’t color in the african-americans

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah,

thought Swisher.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 4:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

shameful

that looks nothing like swish

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It's the Sox 3-4-5 in the pot...

Dye, Thome, Konerko — the guys who have gone 3 for 22 so far in the series.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

female hyenas give birth through their clitorises

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the human head weighs 8 lbs

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

we know...

they have been sucking, so what? If we win tonight we’re pretty much in. I am more worried about Big Jim shitting himself in the playoffs. The runny shit that goes down your leg and into your sockless shoes.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 4:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't expect much in the playoffs...

but choking to the Twins yet again should be grounds for some organizational changes.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 4:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

finally, a rational thought

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WTGTD

we’re ignoring him today

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wtgtd? sorry...

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 4:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

where triples go to die

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

understood

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 5:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey doesn't the Sox/Twins series start tonight?

I’ve been waiting for this since after the all-star break!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 4:04 PM CDT   0 recs

Long live Cheat!

That Christopher Michaels was way too Richard II to me.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:12 PM CDT   0 recs

after the fourth time through

it’ll be time for the best of GBV

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:14 PM CDT   0 recs

Slightly related...

you guys were discussing Pitchfork the other day… I’m not the biggest fan of them, either, but I read them (generally) because they review a good amount of the music I’m into, so it works out. Anyways… are there any other quality ‘catch-all’ music blogs/sites out there that should be must reads? That part of my daily read-through is kind of lacking, and I’d like to have an equivalent to say, 538.com for political stuff.

by CWSKeith on Sep 25, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah i wish i could find the same thing

but critical commentary seems to be mostly lacking in music blogs these days. i find them completely uninteresting because they don’t write in a compelling fashion. i’ve given a lot of thought to this and at one point considered seeing if i could launch an SBN blog with a bunch of collaborators.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

One of my friends and I have considered the same

although I don’t think my knowledge of music (in general — I think I can analyze specific albums but my depth is a weak spot and as such comparisons to other albums would be lacking) is anywhere near where it would need to be to write and contribute to a quality blog.

One of my problems is the ‘vagueness’ of the rating system. Hell, even if it wasn’t vague, I don’t think I’m a fan of rating an album. Either I really like it or I don’t like it or it’s somewhere in the middle. I may expand later (or at another time) but unfortunately I have work starting in a short time (and I’m not sure my ‘rant’ is worth anyone’s time, either).

I’ll have to give AV Club a look, Jim.

by CWSKeith on Sep 25, 2008 5:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't like numerical/star ratings either

the words should be a lot more valuable than that. usually doesn’t seem to be the case though.

re: depth of knowledge —> music is so friggin vast that any kind of wealth of knowledge requires you to be older than 22 to have a lot of it in your belt unless your obsession gets you known throughout the school for being strange. i wouldn’t worry about it if you’ve actually got something interesting to say.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

YES

I forgot to put that in my comment. those guys are smart and funny and interesting.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

carl's on fire lately

good to see that we’re gonna get a strip daily from here til the end

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 4:20 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Pain tends to spur creativity.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 4:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

CODED ANCIENT THE CREASE!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 4:24 PM CDT   0 recs

What does Cowley hate OCab???

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1184421,CST-SPT-ssep25.article

Cowley has a personal vendetta against OCab. I would take OCab over half the guys he is supposedly ripping.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 5:12 PM CDT   0 recs

I believe Cabrera

Once spent time in California, and therefore (in Joe Cowley’s world) he must be destroyed.

vanillablue.wordpress.com

by vanillablue on Sep 25, 2008 5:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WTGTD: OCab, why does Cowley hate you so much?

OCAB: Well, I ran over his dog once.
WTGTD: Really?
OCAB: Well … replace “dog” with “son” and “once” with “repeatedly”.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

WE NEED RALLY CAPS TONIGHT KIDS!

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 25, 2008 5:19 PM CDT   0 recs

WHITE SOX

Wise lf

Cabrera ss

Dye rf

Thome dh

Konerko 1b

Griffey cf

Ramirez 2b

Pierzynski c

Uribe 3b

Floyd p

TWINS

Span rf

Casilla 2b

Mauer c

Morneau 1b

Kubel dh

Young lf

Buscher 3b

Punto ss

Gomez cf

Slowey p

i lack the discipline to want it more.

by larry on Sep 25, 2008 5:30 PM CDT   0 recs

didn't we already talk about this?

bloody hell. Swish should be leading off, not Wise.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what if you get elbowed in the face during a high school soccer match?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nero kicked ass at after-school soccer.

Tiberius was a ghost in the graveyard badass.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 5:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

any claim the throne in kickball?

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

caligula

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 5:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

his vorp was sick

World, meet the Southside White Sox.

by Illini0509 on Sep 25, 2008 6:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

HAY

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Big news...

I just smoked the Twins in a Floyd vs. Slowey matchup in “MLB ’08 The Show” on PS3.

Floyd had a complete game in which he only gave up 1 run on 5 hits. Konerko and Uribe homered to lead the Sox to an 8-1 victory.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008 5:33 PM CDT   0 recs

whew!

all is well!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 25, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the game doesn't understand how much more the twins want it than the sox

or ssh wanting it so much made up for the difference

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It is also impossible for even the most advanced of today's supercomputers to replicate Punto electronically.

Mathemeticians speculate that even if you somehow gathered every piece of silicon in existence in the universe, and made one giant superchip, then harnessed the combined brainpower of every scientist who has ever walked the earth to work on programming, it would still only be possible to achieve 23% Puntoness.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 6:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I know one man who can calculate Punto

starts with a Mass. Ends with an et.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 6:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ha!

idon’tgetit.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ha!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he had nintendo stuff

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 5:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah...

Floyd has a pretty good 93 MPH fastball but his curveball and slider are sick in the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 25, 2008