The White Sox Have a Lead
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT
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4 different Twins' mistakes helps the Sox bat around and put up a 6-spot. Sox up 3, Bottom 4.
That was foul!
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lucky thread, lucky thread, lucky thread.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks cheat
im bad luck
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
e
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mauer out?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread = outs
Carl = win
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, Sox offense.
You have Matt Guerrier on the mound. Do some more goddamn damage.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would take one run right now
Just to stifle the momentum.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great, Gavin let Hawk and DJ back in the game.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need some innings out of Floyd, stay away from our bullpen please
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs to get through 6.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and all along i thought...
the success of the sox was determined by the hand in which i played with my balls during the inning….
who knew it was dependent on the thread?!
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Denard should fucking spontaneously combust.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I gotta say ... a fair/foul miss on a ball down the line is actually kinda hard to screw up. That was really godawful.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugly fucking twins
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For Brits
they have a decent set of choppers
by 3E8 on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man that's the funniest thing I have read on here all year
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The big book of british smiles
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you lot are so fucking funny
I try hard on here, I really do, please meet me half way
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm with you, hoodie.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is a much nicer thread.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone listening to twins feed? did they cop to the ball being foul?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
“You can see that the ball just hit the chalk…”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"if you have to win that way youre not really a winner"
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but if you lose that way
are you a choker?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are an ok crew
But like almost every announcing team when their team is good and playing a big game, they put on the blinders and are useless.
by Bull Pain on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As Sox fans, we wouldn't know anything about that.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not at all. and both replays were absolute shit angles.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my fault
i stopped drinking my beer at a frenzied pace last half-inning….i will pick it up
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to take one for the team, Scoper.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome going downtown right here.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hit it into one of those stupid hamster tunnels
oh, nevermine, they playing in a dome
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK Paul,
right here,
right now.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Paul?
Are you time traveling? What did Jim do?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wore a groove into his recliner.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not you, silly.
Though your efforts are also appreciated.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey JoeCoolman, check out the score.
Look familiar?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have one beer left and my Twins-fan wife is on her way home.
What do I do?
by expatnyc on Sep 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Change the locks.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw the beer at her head when she comes in.
Then wait about five minutes to open it, ‘cause otherwise it’ll spray all over the place.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hatefuck
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL. During the game?
WTF?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im sure theres some floor in front of his tv
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
self flogging to repent for marrying a twins fan
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
have you considered buying more beer?
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have her pick some up on the way home!
DUH!
put the Twins-loving bitch to work!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(with all do respect)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There you go.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK Paul,
right here,
right now.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone else's mlb.tv shit out on them
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't pay extra for that.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still works for me...I'm on the 400K Twins broadcast
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine's been stuttering up righteously. reduced to twins 400k
muted, of course
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love it
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The first mistake the Twins ever made!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fielders choice
they would have never doubled off konerko with his speed
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twins are seriously gagging here.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MAKE THEM PAY!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where in the fuck is larry?
is he slaying twinkies at the dome?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow, the twins are doing everything in their power to hand us the game
if we lose this one, we dont deserve the playoffs
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"deserve's got nothing to do with it"
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very nice ref
sounds familiar
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i mean jesus
it’s my freaking avatar
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pendejo.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah...good call.
Not a word I hear here in Argentina. Shows how bad my spanish is.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whereabouts?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grounds crew rolls Reyes in.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What would happen
If he faced Uribe?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And you worry about the LHC creating a black hole
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
juanie: i like this guy. i dont know why but i like him.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
They both know "All you can eat" is a bald-faced lie.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're yanking Guerrier.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soft, perfect DP ball to Casilla. He drops it and barely gets PK at first. Well, it would have been barely for anyone else.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it would have beeen an E4
For anyone else
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PH BA, dammit.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW THAT SONG TIME IN A BOTTLE, DAMNIT.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i still don't
WU, can i borrow your victrola?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm listening to the Mills Bros.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steak and eggs and eggs and steak!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the best
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His double-chin has a chin
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take 4 Junior, You suck
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY ARE YOU SWINGING?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watches the pitch he can hit
Swings at the ones he can’t.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Big surprise.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
salsa shark
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves,
He’s a Hall of Famer.
And he’s our best center field option.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Centerfield is all about instinct.
Like the way Griffey instinctively knew to play shallow for Mauer’s deep fly ball to center.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And these aren't the droids we're looking for.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's also hit .167/.222/.238 against LHP in a White Sox uni
and .200/.295/.350 against LHP this season
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that .350 sounds nice.
what are all those slashes?
by Trooper on Sep 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kw ain't calling the shots during the game, friend.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he tells guillen to play griffey
bc he traded for him and wants it to work….then griffey plays
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puh-leez.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ain't no way.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling this game is going to take about 7 years off my life meter
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that would kill WU
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Need bigger HB than last inning, Stopper.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
big inning here
we need a 1-2-3 to kill the momentum
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quick 1-2-3 would be huge
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the whitest crowd this side of Green Bay
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 25, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mommy why is gomez's face so dark?
that’s what they call ‘a mexican’
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got away with one there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
another one wise gets to if he's not playing left-center.
by Trooper on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need ya here
Big Hairy Balls.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
balls on the table.
right out there. look at ’em.
by coffeepac on Sep 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FAIR!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Big. Hairy. Balls.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beeeeautiful pitch, Floyd.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch sequence there, aside from the first one.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dye was playing against the baggie.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's alright.
He’s got makeup speed.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, where the hell was JD playing?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alexei plays short center
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coop to Gavin:
“If you throw Delmon Young a fastball I will rip out your spleen.”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good man.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gavin to Coop:
“Okay.”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Gavin to Coop..
“You say another word to me, and I will bludgeon you with my huge hairy balls”
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Floyd hasn't allowed double digit hits all season
Not the time for a first. Not at all.
by Bull Pain on Sep 25, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SHRUG THAT.
(I have no idea what that means.)
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Makes more sense the initial usage.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*than* the
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beaut.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wicked curve there
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ tried framing that one to no avail.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pierzynski just pointed to the dirt.
Let’s hope the 2nd base runner doesn’t tip him off.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we see Gavin go 120 pitches?
Since he wont pitch again until like next Friday at the earliest?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Y.E.S.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Ed
Less of the ‘and that’s a long way to right’ with two guys on.
by coffeepac on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gavins pitch count please
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Two.
If you know what I’m saying.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he gets through 6 that'll be it for his night.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
depends on how many pitches, no?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure, barring a 25 pitch inning of trouble.
but big hairy balls knows of no such thing
by Trooper on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Book it.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You. Were. Saying?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
they were supposed to be side to side
damn you HTML
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm gonna hafta go ahead and say that I like this Gavin Floyd feller.
I think he has the makings of a fine major league baseball player.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gavin is the ....
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great
big hairy bally.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know what to say really.
Four innings
in the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we’re finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay in this Metrodome
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of this god forsaken dome.
One inch, at a time.
Now I can’t do it for you.
I’m too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a SSS poster could make.
I uh….
I pissed off Chiburb so he left the board,
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me with snide remarks.
And lately,
I can’t even stand to ridicule SSH2005 in posts.
You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That’s, that’s part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is baseball.
Because in either game
life or baseball
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half second too late or to early
you don’t quite hit it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don’t quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every inning, every pitch.
On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that’s going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.
I’ll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.
Now I can’t make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.
That’s a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals at the hands of that goddamn midget Nick Punto.
That’s baseball guys.
That’s all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
... today, we celebrate ... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bill pullman for prez
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Churchill?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any Given Sunday
White Sox, that’s baseball.
by vince_ on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's thursday.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which was a film inspired by Churchill, no?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who posted this?
Can’t be larry. Anant, is that you?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see any players BABIP stats
surely some mistake
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 25, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got big balls.
He’s got big balls.
And they’re such big balls
dirty big balls!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whew
Ok second guessers, time to first guess. Get one more inning out of Floyd and then what?
I say Thornton for 1+ and Jenks for 1+. I wouldn’t bring anyone else out, maybe Linebrink if Thornton can’t get out of the 7th.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dotel was constructed for this environment.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dotel, Matty, Jenks. Liney just pitched.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need them
to hit home runs?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
warning track power.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thornton did not fare well here last time IIRC.
Not saying I disagree tho.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's going to be Thornton that faces their three lefties when they come up again
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just no Dotel please
nor Logan
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have failed to eliminate Horacio
and that worries me.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's only allowed if Ozzie's really feeling the love
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aaron poreda.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I woundn't worry too much about seeing Boone tonight.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I am worried about the bullpen
The season now rests squarely in their hands
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a nifty play by Boof
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IT'S AMAZING WHAT A CANKLE CAN DO!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"time to first guess. Get one more inning out of Floyd and then what?"
Wrong.
First is get KGJ out of CF.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this isn't just the sox vs the twins, its sss vs ssh!
notice how he isn’t posting right now
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he said he wouldn't be on during the game tonight
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cold fusion.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quark!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nessie boson
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He woulda been safe with a Punto slide
/hate to say it
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
But then it wouldn't be a Punto slide.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fruit of the Loom "FEEL" for the game
Dick move Comcast, dick move.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fruit of the Loom Dick Move of the Game would work, too.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for some Jazz hands!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now thats a fat baseball player
my car weighs 8.5 uribes
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and cost 80,000 fucking zlotky's - but it's a creampuff
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 25, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this has to be one of the worst baseball stadiums
by The Scoper on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there are multiple stadia?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in 05 sox didn't play well until the last week of the season.
oh hawk.
by Trooper on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you're not busy, Gavin, I would greatly appreciate a five-pitch inning.
Please.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nasty 3-2 pitch.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Any word on Slowey?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 25, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Contusion.
Don’t know how serious, acc to Twins broadcast
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sorry. he didn't make it.
some people took the pep talk a little too seriously.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see ...
Yup. Still a fucking pussy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs