The White Sox Have a Lead
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 8:23 PM CDT
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Print4 different Twins' mistakes helps the Sox bat around and put up a 6-spot. Sox up 3, Bottom 4.
That was foul!
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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, Sox offense.
You have Matt Guerrier on the mound. Do some more goddamn damage.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
We need some innings out of Floyd, stay away from our bullpen please
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Needs to get through 6.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and all along i thought...
the success of the sox was determined by the hand in which i played with my balls during the inning….
who knew it was dependent on the thread?!
I gotta say ... a fair/foul miss on a ball down the line is actually kinda hard to screw up. That was really godawful.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions
you lot are so fucking funny
I try hard on here, I really do, please meet me half way
marching on together
i'm with you, hoodie.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone listening to twins feed? did they cop to the ball being foul?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
Nope.
“You can see that the ball just hit the chalk…”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
but if you lose that way
are you a choker?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
They are an ok crew
But like almost every announcing team when their team is good and playing a big game, they put on the blinders and are useless.
As Sox fans, we wouldn't know anything about that.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
not at all. and both replays were absolute shit angles.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Way to take one for the team, Scoper.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
OK Paul,
right here,
right now.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Paul?
Are you time traveling? What did Jim do?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Not you, silly.
Though your efforts are also appreciated.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Hey JoeCoolman, check out the score.
Look familiar?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Change the locks.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Throw the beer at her head when she comes in.
Then wait about five minutes to open it, ‘cause otherwise it’ll spray all over the place.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
LOL. During the game?
WTF?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Have her pick some up on the way home!
DUH!
put the Twins-loving bitch to work!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
(with all do respect)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
There you go.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
OK Paul,
right here,
right now.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Are you sure?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
anyone else's mlb.tv shit out on them
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I don't pay extra for that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
mine's been stuttering up righteously. reduced to twins 400k
muted, of course
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
MAKE THEM PAY!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
where in the fuck is larry?
is he slaying twinkies at the dome?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 25, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
wow, the twins are doing everything in their power to hand us the game
if we lose this one, we dont deserve the playoffs
pendejo.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
whereabouts?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
What would happen
If he faced Uribe?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
juanie: i like this guy. i dont know why but i like him.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
They're yanking Guerrier.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Soft, perfect DP ball to Casilla. He drops it and barely gets PK at first. Well, it would have been barely for anyone else.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
No, it would have beeen an E4
For anyone else
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
PH BA, dammit.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No, I'm listening to the Mills Bros.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Big surprise.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves,
He’s a Hall of Famer.
And he’s our best center field option.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Centerfield is all about instinct.
Like the way Griffey instinctively knew to play shallow for Mauer’s deep fly ball to center.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
He's also hit .167/.222/.238 against LHP in a White Sox uni
and .200/.295/.350 against LHP this season
AIM: SouthSideCheat
kw ain't calling the shots during the game, friend.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
ain't no way.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I have a feeling this game is going to take about 7 years off my life meter
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions
Need bigger HB than last inning, Stopper.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Quick 1-2-3 would be huge
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
mommy why is gomez's face so dark?
that’s what they call ‘a mexican’
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
We need ya here
Big Hairy Balls.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
FAIR!!!!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 25, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Beeeeautiful pitch, Floyd.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
nice
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
That's alright.
He’s got makeup speed.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Jesus, where the hell was JD playing?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
Coop to Gavin:
“If you throw Delmon Young a fastball I will rip out your spleen.”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Gavin to Coop:
“Okay.”
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
No Gavin to Coop..
“You say another word to me, and I will bludgeon you with my huge hairy balls”
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Floyd hasn't allowed double digit hits all season
Not the time for a first. Not at all.
SHRUG THAT.
(I have no idea what that means.)
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions
Juuuuuuuuust a bit outside.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Pierzynski just pointed to the dirt.
Let’s hope the 2nd base runner doesn’t tip him off.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Can we see Gavin go 120 pitches?
Since he wont pitch again until like next Friday at the earliest?
If he gets through 6 that'll be it for his night.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
depends on how many pitches, no?
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
You. Were. Saying?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 25, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I'm gonna hafta go ahead and say that I like this Gavin Floyd feller.
I think he has the makings of a fine major league baseball player.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions
Great
big hairy bally.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
I mean BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
I don’t know what to say really.
Four innings
in the biggest battle of our professional lives
all comes down to today.
Either
we heal
as a team
or we are going to crumble.
Inch by inch
play by play
till we’re finished.
We are in hell right now, gentlemen
believe me
and
we can stay in this Metrodome
and get the shit kicked out of us
or
we can fight our way
back into the light.
We can climb out of this god forsaken dome.
One inch, at a time.
Now I can’t do it for you.
I’m too old.
I look around and I see these young faces
and I think
I mean
I made every wrong choice a SSS poster could make.
I uh….
I pissed off Chiburb so he left the board,
believe it or not.
I chased off
anyone who has ever loved me with snide remarks.
And lately,
I can’t even stand to ridicule SSH2005 in posts.
You know when you get old in life
things get taken from you.
That’s, that’s part of life.
But,
you only learn that when you start losing stuff.
You find out that life is just a game of inches.
So is baseball.
Because in either game
life or baseball
the margin for error is so small.
I mean
one half second too late or to early
you don’t quite hit it.
One half second too slow or too fast
and you don’t quite catch it.
The inches we need are everywhere around us.
They are in ever break of the game
every inning, every pitch.
On this team, we fight for that inch
On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us
to pieces for that inch.
We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.
Cause we know
when we add up all those inches
that’s going to make the fucking difference
between WINNING and LOSING
between LIVING and DYING.
I’ll tell you this
in any fight
it is the guy who is willing to die
who is going to win that inch.
And I know
if I am going to have any life anymore
it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch
because that is what LIVING is.
The six inches in front of your face.
Now I can’t make you do it.
You gotta look at the guy next to you.
Look into his eyes.
Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.
You are going to see a guy
who will sacrifice himself for this team
because he knows when it comes down to it,
you are gonna do the same thing for him.
That’s a team, gentlemen
and either we heal now, as a team,
or we will die as individuals at the hands of that goddamn midget Nick Punto.
That’s baseball guys.
That’s all it is.
Now, whattaya gonna do?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
... today, we celebrate ... OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY!
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Churchill?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
which was a film inspired by Churchill, no?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Who posted this?
Can’t be larry. Anant, is that you?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He's got big balls.
He’s got big balls.
And they’re such big balls
dirty big balls!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
whew
Ok second guessers, time to first guess. Get one more inning out of Floyd and then what?
I say Thornton for 1+ and Jenks for 1+. I wouldn’t bring anyone else out, maybe Linebrink if Thornton can’t get out of the 7th.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
dotel was constructed for this environment.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Dotel, Matty, Jenks. Liney just pitched.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
We need them
to hit home runs?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Thornton did not fare well here last time IIRC.
Not saying I disagree tho.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
It's going to be Thornton that faces their three lefties when they come up again
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Just no Dotel please
nor Logan
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
He's only allowed if Ozzie's really feeling the love
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I woundn't worry too much about seeing Boone tonight.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
But I am worried about the bullpen
The season now rests squarely in their hands
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
"time to first guess. Get one more inning out of Floyd and then what?"
Wrong.
First is get KGJ out of CF.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
this isn't just the sox vs the twins, its sss vs ssh!
notice how he isn’t posting right now
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 25, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions
Fruit of the Loom "FEEL" for the game
Dick move Comcast, dick move.
Time for some Jazz hands!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
and cost 80,000 fucking zlotky's - but it's a creampuff
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
If you're not busy, Gavin, I would greatly appreciate a five-pitch inning.
Please.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Nasty 3-2 pitch.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Any word on Slowey?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Contusion.
Don’t know how serious, acc to Twins broadcast
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
i'm sorry. he didn't make it.
some people took the pep talk a little too seriously.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
Let's see ...
Yup. Still a fucking pussy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Relative of yours, or are you a PI attorney?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Lost feeling in his arm
so instead of cutting it off, they just fed it to Uribe
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he wearing Fruit-of-the-Loom?
Then he’s got the feel!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
he's gone. accident on the way to the emergency room.
it’s a tragedy, really….punto was holding his hand in the back, and is also deader than dead.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Quick inning.
Please, please, pretty please.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
FAIRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I like how Sox corner outfielders have to pick up the ball after their own wall collisions.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Quick, somebody with time and patience.
Has Carlos Gomez ever had 3 XBH in a game?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
haha
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Gomez had a .529 SLG against the White sox entering the game
he’s gone 3-3 with a 2B and Two 3B tonight
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Great play by Gavin!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Is Pods playing LF tonight?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
6-4. Gomez triple. Span bunted him in. 2 outs in the 6th. Casilla just singled. Thornton in to pitch to Mauer.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
thx.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes. Been running all over the field.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Thornton for the 6th, 7th, 8th.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Time to pull Floyd
Defense or not he’s been pretty lousy.
Fuck
We needed at least 6 out of him
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
This is why we spent >$10MM on 2 relievers, right?
Right?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Pull Griffey too. This is ridiculous.
Fucking embarrassing for a major league team.
by expatnyc on Sep 25, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Had Brian been in a couple innings ago.
Wise gets to at least 2 of those balls.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I shattered my remote last night.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Anybody doing a quick count?
How many of the Twins’ hits were not the result of a) dumb luck or b) the Sox defense?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Many.
Gavin smacked around pretty well tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
How many XBH?
Bloop double. Plenty of well-struck hits.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
as I was saying
2+ out of Thornton, 1+ from Jenks
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
The Twins dudes (Bert and co.) were being dicks about the 4th out.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
LETS SCORE SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
LETS SCORE SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
LETS SCORE SOME GOD DAMN FUCKING RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Well, boys … I haven’t much to say.
Played a great game so far…all of you. Great game.
I guess we just can’t expect to beat the goddamn fucknut Twins easily.
I’m going to tell you something I’ve kept to myself for years:
None of you ever knew Christopher Michaels.
It was long before your time.
But you know what a tradition he is at SSS…
And the last thing he said to me — “larry,” he said -
“sometime, when the team is up against it — and the
breaks are beating the boys — tell them to go out there
with all they got and win just one for The Cheat’s gay porn star name…
I don’t know where I’ll be then, larry”, he said – “but
I’ll know about it – and I’ll be happy.”
i lack the discipline to want it more.
Is it the 9th inning yet?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
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