White Sox Have a Smaller Lead.
by The Cheat on Sep 25, 2008 9:19 PM CDT
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This never would have happened under the Christopher Michaels regime.
That guy ran a damn tight ship.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Everybody settle down.
Cabrera threw it just in case the ump called the runner at 2nd safe.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
It was actually a heads-up play.
Not taking any chances.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
That is correct.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
kiss-ass.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Grounder to 2nd, Alexei stupidly threw to second for the force
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
"stupidly" because it was close enough that Cabrera threw to first just in case.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
No DJ they played out of their minds the last two games
now they’re playing they normally have
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions
What mistakes?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
So did Wade Boggs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Is the DeWayne Wise experiment over with yet?
Thank you
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I missed the top of the 1st
Did hawk pick wise as his pick to click for 19th consecutive time
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 25, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Mincing, or butchy?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That's a triple against JD.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
wrong. would have been caught by konerko...
BA would have used his force to hinder the trajectory of the ball prior to reaching the outfield
i think wu might have some products that would interest you.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Span has 3 errors?
WTF?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Gameday has it at none.
Slowey has the only Twins error.
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by Andersklasen on Sep 25, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Not in baseball. In his entire life.
Once, he forgot his hat for a minute, and had to run back and pick it up.
The other 2 times, he left his turn signal on for a few extra seconds after changing lanes.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I know. I was expressing total disbelief.
Jesus wept.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
heeheehee
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, boys … I haven’t much to say.
Played a great game so far…all of you. Great game.
I guess we just can’t expect to beat the goddamn fucknut Twins easily.
I’m going to tell you something I’ve kept to myself for years:
None of you ever knew Christopher Michaels.
It was long before your time.
But you know what a tradition he is at SSS…
And the last thing he said to me — “larry,” he said -
“sometime, when the team is up against it — and the
breaks are beating the boys — tell them to go out there
with all they got and win just one for the The Cheat’s gay porn star name…
I don’t know where I’ll be then, larry”, he said – “but
I’ll know about it – and I’ll be happy.”
i lack the discipline to want it more.
You're a weird guy, ace.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
You have been sandbagging us all year - just for this game, this moment.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
the hell with JD - STEAL!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Just missed it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
scoring position wouldv'e been nice
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
One guy is using his head tonight.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Reinsdorf is a MAN?!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
What have I started?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Haven't seen that one.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
What movie is "What have I started" from, smarty pants?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
did you see that look paulie gave cabrera?
what a goddamn asshole orlando is. padding his fucking stats in a big game like this?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
Why does Crain have electrical cords around his neck?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
He is a turgid phallus from the neck up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Oh please God.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Anderson is 4-for-12 as a pinch hitter this season, Oz.
You know, in case you were maybe thinking about it.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
you would pinch ba in for kong, now?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 25, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
HA
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
I’ve had that on the tv with the Sox on the computer. Crushing them in all facets.
hot damn indeed
eff yoo ess see
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie
certainly has that grounder to shortstop down pat.
i’m glad somebody shows up for the games.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Does anybody on the Twins realize that if Easy Heat falters there's nobody else in the bullpen??
They sure are hacking.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
affirmative
time-warner’s going full retard on me. speakeasy speed test shows me as being ok, but even the 400k is gettin herky jerky.
i also think twc may have started traffic shaping. bittorrent brought my connection to its knees yesterday, but goes back to full after i close my client. i think mlb.tv uses some kind of p2p on the higer-res feeds
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Thorton was giggling at that pitch he just threw 15 feet above the strike zone.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
he was bored from just simply pitching awesome....had to spice it up, keep himself entertained.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I had 96-97-96 on Twins 'cast.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
but THEY WOULDNT WANT IT ENOUGH
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
SSH and dante - to heckle.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i want to blow thornton right now
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
What's the question? He's thrown like 10 pitches.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
9. hell yes.
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Ride that fucking pony.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Goddamn I love Thornton.
He just sucked all the energy out of that God-forsaken building.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
What is Joe Borchard up to?
Cause I like Thornton a lot more.
He's helping infants in Africa
Thornton is so much more valuable.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
yes yes yes yes yes yes
bring him back bring him back
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
That shit ain't funny.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
no!!!!!!!!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I throw out Thornton again
with Brinks sitting in the pen.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Well it’s real simple: You got two more innings and that’s it.
Now most of you have been playin’ this game for years. And you got two more innings and after that we’ll either be the greatest White Sox team ever or the biggest chokers ever in the eyes of SSH2005. There ain’t no in between.
Now, ya’ll have known me for awhile, and for a long time now you’ve been hearin’ me talk about being perfect.
Well I want you to understand somethin’. To me, being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It’s not about winning. It’s about you utterly destroying the Minnesota Twins, burning the Metrodome to the ground, and having your way with Nick Punto’s wife. Repeatedly.
Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn’t let them down, because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn’t one more thing that you could’ve done.
Can you live in that moment, as best you can, with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart?
If you can do that gentlemen, then you’re perfect.
I want you to take a moment. And I want you to look each other in the eyes. I want you to put each other in your hearts forever, because forever’s about to happen here in just a few minutes.
I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to think about Jose Contreras, who is your brother. And he would die to be out there on that field with you tonight. And I want you to put that in your hearts.
Boys, my heart is full. My heart’s full. And we’re about to fill up Mrs. Punto.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 25, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it all ended in a circle jerk around grandma
and here’s the kicker…
grandma’s dead
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
might as well hit BA here instead of Griffey
Better Offense and Defense. Plus he reminds me of the elf that wanted to be a dentist from the Rudolph movie.
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
WHY WHY WHY
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Just curious,
Does Matt Thornton have big, hairy ball?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
At least he's not swinging.
Got your memo a couple innings too late. Did you send a telegram?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
I believe Swish took the walk last night.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm rooting for a walk.
Maybe, just maybe, he’ll be pinch-run for.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Let's hope Ozman agrees.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
This is horseshit.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Fuck.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
I am beginning to hate Ken Griffey, Jr.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
I hated him last year at this time
when he was handing games to the Cubs with his defense
no one could swing through a fastball with such athleticism like he could
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
There's the positive attitude.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
I don't think you should say that anymore. It has not worked.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
If KGJ goes out to CF,
I am a Cubs fan.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Why the fuck can't we do a fucking thing against the fucking lousy Twins' bullpen???
And no, Soreness’ homer in Game 1 doesn’t count.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
not bad
so that makes BA TT. hmmm at least they look alike
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
its cause the ones that go for us we don't find questionable
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
"you threw it like a fucking hydrogen bomb."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 25, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
No, I got it on the Twins' broadcast also.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
i thought that was every sox fan in the country pacing in and out of the room with the TV.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
LOL, vince. Really.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
this is the part where ozzie makes a gutsy call to the bullpen for boone logan, who walks out to the mound to some awesome music, and then proceeds to strke out the side despite telling them what pitch and where he was about to throw.
right?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
my bad. that's the indians series. and it's eric wedge and joe borowski.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
BA!!!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Lots of pressure on BA now.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I said throw Thornton back out there
And have Brinks ready in the pen.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone remember this??/
Oh how far we’ve come.
fuck
griffey would’ve stopped that before it left the infield. why do we have brian anderson in there?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Might have
not the strongest reaction from Fatty
Out of there.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I am absolutely amazed that they didn't.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 25, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
The Twins' announcers were talking about Punto trying to hit it to the right side.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Thornton still throwing 96-97, no
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Think Pierzynskirules
No.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you're one of those guys who walks with his eyes to the ground, huh.
get some confidence.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
you're the one who said you'd see a midget.
i’m constantly tripping over these “people”.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
Short coaching speech. Knew you had it in you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
He means principle's office.
That trouble-making douchenozzle.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 25, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
that guy who leaves the :37 seconds on the microwave.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
that guy is a real cum guzzler
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
haha. No, Punto.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
This crazy mofo is overdue for a K, no?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
maybe so awesome its wrong?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Is this a more important game than one in April?
What, are the playoffs on the line?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Jenks......now?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Many eggs, meet your basket known as Bobby.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
At least he didn't fuck around with any of these other knuckleheads
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Ozzie, God love ya!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I appreciate it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I really don't know if I can handle this.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
95 on Twins'
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
I somehow feel
HBP.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Would be a very nice
time to improve at that awful K/IP ratio
right over the heart of the plate
fuckin a
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck me
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Eat it Bobby
you’ve gotten by on luck all year and now your shit bites us in the ass
I would like to fight Carlos Gomez
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
me too.
I would love to also fucking kill him. and Span.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 25, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
It'd be nice if he had some sort of off-speed pitch.
Watch the squeeze.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
i'm catatonic
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Pitching and defense.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
THREE FUCKING BATTERS TOO LATE
FUCKING ASSHOLES
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
Bobby, Bobby
Why hast Thou forsaken me
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
so, can we just intentionally walk mauer and morneau?
just pitch to kubel
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
It'd be Cuddyer.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 25, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
is swisher doing the worm along the bench?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
fuck yes!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
You know who was the best at holding a lead Feisty?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
(chuckle chuckle chuckle)
DJ: i dont know. who hawk? (something inside him incites his rage) IT’S YAZ ISN’T IT?!?!?! I’m losing my job and you cant stop talking about Yaz! I hate this damn organization!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 25, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
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