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Cleveland Indians at Chicago White Sox, Sep 26, 2008 7:11 PM CDT



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Cleveland Indians
@ Chicago White Sox

Friday, Sep 26, 2008, 7:11 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

Scott Lewis vs John Danks

Clear. Winds blowing in from center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 75.

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SSS has a mobile version now?

cool.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 26, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I saw this yesterday

Pretty nice. Everything loaded in about 1/20th of the time.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 26, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm bummed

I was supposed to go to this game but came down with a cold in the last 24 hours, had to give my tix to a friend.

So confined to the couch :(

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

i heard beer will make that cold go away

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

So am I, and so did I

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I was able to reserve myself a tv (with satellite/Sox broadcasts!) and a couch out at the coast this weekend, so I am surfing away my troubles after all.

Whatta week…whatta month!

All comes down to this….

Enjoy, everyone.

And let’s bring home a bunch of winners!!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 26, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

surfing in washington?

Isn’t the water cold?

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know what those numbers mean

We don’t get much of those “ocean waves” ’round in these parts.

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

well alright

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it

Francisco has been having a Dye-like September too.

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

BA

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking

only I can only follow via gameday, so I don’t have the best perspective

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

you would have been shitting yourself

if Griffey was out there, BA just gobbles those up

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 26, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh boy.....

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Self proclaimed Crap'n

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

great play by alexei

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Glad he'll be at short next year

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Cabrera overall has had good defense this year

(aside from those two plays).

But he’s “meh” at the plate, and I won’t be sad to see him gone next year.

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

OC has not been our problem - huge upgrade from last year.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

his personality is his only downfall

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

Too expensive. And, frankly, if he’s not the “difference-maker” (ie. the reason we get into the playoffs) the utility is not efficient.

See ya. Though I think more highly of him than many on this site.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think highly of him as well...especially since he's worth draft picks even as he goes bye bye

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think highly of everyone, cause you're always high

OPOS.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

now that was good.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

POS, I am running a 15K in the AM at 7 and am drinking water.

After my 1/2 bottle of Cab. (No, not that one.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

To claify, I was calling Toonder an OPOS because he's 30.

You’re a DROPOS right about now, it would seem.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah, thank you for the clarity. Agree with your premise.

Toonder getting much older by the minute.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he certainly isn't aging well

;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm right here, you fucks. ;-)

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but you don't understand what we're talking about

We’re talking about YOUNG people stuff. You just wouldn’t understand.

/whispers to WU

From here on out, we talk in texty

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't say I thought he was a bad pickup this year

But he was a good rental and that’s it.

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly. like a port slut.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

not for the money he's gonna want

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

the problem is all the pussies who can't play under pressure.

cue queen/david bowie NOW.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would, but all I post is gay stuff according to a poster (who is gay)

and I don’t want to be pigeon-holed.

(Cue lay-up joke.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your gay posts tell a different story

good enough for you?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was brought in here for his so called "leadership"

bickering between him and JD, calling out his teammates near the end, trying to improve his stats by calling in the dugout, and a lot of errors and a lower batting average compared to last year. Huge upgrade, but he has been a pain in the ass.

by circles on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

PK!!!

So good to be back at the Cell

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions  

1 solo shot

need about 4 more to win this game

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

If you hit them with men on base

you might only 1 or 2 more

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

and

IT’S AMAZING WHAT A MISSED BUNT WILL DO

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

AJ loves the cell

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Dare I say it

but the South Side Hitmen are back?

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 26, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

douchenozzle with a double

to lead off the third against liriano

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

what is the positive form of douchenozzle

because when he’s playing against the Twins, he is that.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 26, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

1st and 3rd now. none out.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also don't like span...or however you spell it.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are a jizzmopper...or however you spell it.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, that is one of my jobs

what do YOU do now, to make ends meet?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fact: Swish sucks so bad, he grounded into a triple play with 0 outs and no one on the bases

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

KC 1 MIN 0

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

that would be nice

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

that should have been his 3rd error

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

this sox inning looks kinda familiar...
  • runs for life *

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Hell yeah

they are all over Liriano

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

From earlier

I am thinking Minny will have a huge let down tonight
I know Liriano is pitching too.

by Option27 on Sep 26, 2008 4:40 PM PDT

by Option27 on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

lewis is in deep doo doo.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions  

lol DJ- you gotta work at it to walk uribe

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

did cabrera sac bunt?

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

yepper

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and done well

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

See?

Talk more about him. He’ll now steal a base for you.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something strange just happened

The batter didn’t seem to swing, but rather half-swung. The runners moved up but the batter seemed to let himself get thrown out at first.

Strange.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 26, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Too late. It's over.

PS My adopted step-child Rays having a difficult time closing their payoff spot,ain’t they?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

JD still got that pop up to right down

He needs to get his groove back.

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

God rest his soul.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i still hope he has a good career

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Doing what?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe you could get him a job selling whole life?

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn, you beat me to it

Bastard!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, at least i warmed her up for you. oh, wait, you meant the comment about wu.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I believe he meant it in a "circle jerk" sense.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

WU, you might not want to eat that piece of toast

cause that ain’t butter

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'd better take care of you very soon

before you are uninsurable. Like next week.

I actually had a pretty goddamn good week. I am fucking beloved by (most of) my clients. How many hugs you get from Uncle Sam, POS?

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selling insurance?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh... stuff

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know, I love MLB.TV

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inning over for KC

54 pitches for Liriano thru 3.

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

recd

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

And how do you know that look?

;)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice 1-2-3, johnny

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Paulie, how is it now not worrying about someone telling you

to “go hug a statue”? I bet you sleep much better at night now.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He gave that up

After everybody had adopted the statue-hugging/empty site things as truths, he kinda ran out of steam.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 26, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol where is cheat hes gonna freak out

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Crotchety" is a symptom of OPOS.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like our team after yesterday, in a psychic sense.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davies the legend

just K’d down Punto, Gomez and Span

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Too late to trade Javy for him?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scary, isn't it

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pressure. Is. Off.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

hot preggo

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Oxymoron.

“Glowing”, “angelic”, “beatific”, OK. “Hot” = perv.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude preggos can be hot.

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catholic - I believe in the "Madonna-whore" duality.

Can’t have both.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

gotcha

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

danks likes to keep the fans in suspense.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Plz. tell me you are not at work.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt get here until 11

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every single KC batter

is 1-for-2. Nope, Aviles just flew out to be 1-3.

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Douchenozzle

would have been 4-3 against us

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

who would you rather have? danks or lirano for the rest of their carrers

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

plus liriano's already had his tommy john.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Danks

not being a homer

by 3E8 on Sep 26, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm flipping between

The Sox, Twins and the debate . . .

I am a multitasking mutherfucker

by Option27 on Sep 26, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

By the way

I think Barack has one of them tiny headsets on tuned into the Sox game

by Option27 on Sep 26, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

im literally watching all at once

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why own the store if not?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT was funny. Wrecked.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 26, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep - too many healthy livers out there.

If he were really concerned he’d also have a check-cashing faciilty and detox center right next to the store. Otherwise, he’s an opportunist.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

like your grandson.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about good ol' fashioned

Papa handing his son the family business?

by Option27 on Sep 26, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't tell Papa

But last night, I had to.

Just had to.

Papa would take his store back if he knew. Haha

by Option27 on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

(Toonder's ears perk up.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

only a five hour flight from peoria.

just kidding, hoodie.

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I once shagged a hairdresser who lived in Los Angeles

called Patricia, she was from Norway and had a massive backside

It’s a small world

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 26, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do you not have such bounty across the Pond?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes of course

but it costs a fucking fortune here because of the tax

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 26, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember - there's one for you, 19 for me.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

PS You own, or Papa owns?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watching Rays vs. our Monday opponent.

Verlander went 5, looked OK.

Please, no one bring up trading for Baldelli in the offseason. Please.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, his trade value is a little down now

that he’s one of Jerry’s kids. Feel horrible for him.

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

twins 'pen is fresh though

"you think i got kicked out because of just the aquarium? nah, it was the handjob. and you know what else? it was worth it."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 26, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

don cooper is my dad

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm my own grandpa.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know how accurate it is

but according to gameday, of liriano’s 78 pitches he has thrown 2 sliders, 3 changeups, and 73 fastballs.
(fastball speeds mostly between 86 and 92)

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't get loose on the slider.

WTGTD said so.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Coop - pls make a visit

zz

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Thannk you - now get someone warming up

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

where did the strike zone go?

that 3rd pitch was down the middle.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you reprint this from last night?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No the one from last night, they were all in the zone

the 4th pitch was outside in this one

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

My bad - you are correct.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think of your customers.

Hang in there.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not your fist shooter tonight, is it?

(Papa ambles doen the stairs.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

If only we could have had KC play Clev for us too

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

why didn't he dive in front of him

looked easy to make that tag

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 26, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

KC added 2 more

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

So what's our role tonight?

I forget.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Apparently to do everything possible to ensure MN 5th in 7 years

What is it with these ^^$

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

bring in bobby

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Don't worry - KW will get his new contract

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wheels falling off.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

obama just said "orgy"

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know - but why would you ever admit your opponent is right

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i dont like this one bit

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

One more goddamn week - that's all we needed.

Like the Germans in “Battle of the Bulge”, we just ran out of gas.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on - how long we leaving him in

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Who replaces him, and why?

Team picture looks like an Eyore family reunion tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Much of you on here have been Sox fans a lot longer than me....

assuming we lose this division with another sorry weekend……how does this rank in terms of most painful moments/lapses/whatever you want to call it?

by stanchar on Sep 26, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

we are improving our draft position.

Danks’ worst start since his second of the year.

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Statement of night by DJ - It is what it is

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone here play baseball mogul?

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

We just need to find someone that can through a strike

that doesn’t get hit out

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

*throw

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

now this,

this is a problem.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow!!! They are taking this to a new level

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

by ozzie he did

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was he instructed to hit someone, and failed?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

in a way yes

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hah...that's funny

quickest. hook. ever.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasserman next - why not

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like Napoleon leaving the steppes of Russia?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit ----- an out!!!!

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

crowd goes wild as a sox pitcher throws a strike!

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yay

Delmon thrown out at plate trying to score on ball in the dirt

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 26, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

Just like Chucky Cheese.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

what are those tunnels?

why are they hitting them with microphones?

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 26, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks for that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's got a Camaro, doesn't he?

Not surprising.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I use to own a mustang, then I got a job

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Jim, you are married, IIRC. And not a priest.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Padre?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

up the white sox!!

make this the longest inning i’ve ever seen.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

That place is fired up

Like the twinkiedome

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Not sure, but 2 posters have died during this inning.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

need 2 this inning

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

5 HRs and we are tied

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions  

only need 4 now.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You cockeyed optimist, you.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

It hurst when you do that.

Impotence reigns at the Cell.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

you live in the deep south WU?

what’s it like?

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 26, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Difficult.

21 years and I’m still adjusting. Why the hell do you think I spend so much time on this site? Few people “get it” here.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

SOUTHPAW!!!!!!!!!

not necessary. i don’t want to have to blame you again

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

BUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

attempt by thome

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

What!!!!!!!

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

first HR in a loooong time for Mr. JD

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Wedge

Please leave Lewis in

by Bull Pain on Sep 26, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

W.E. 20%

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

WaMu hit 3 Wednesday before it went to .14 today.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm thinking maybe macdougal found his release point

and can (effectively) pitch the 6th?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I doubt Ozzie will let him - but we'll know in a second

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's still there

What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!

by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJ starting to look disgusted

What the $#$#$#^

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Every once in a while

I have a daydream where AJ goes out to the mind and bitchslaps one of our shitty relievers.

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Remember - he has OCD.

I bet he’d have difficulty choosing.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

I’m watching the debate (because it is more important in the long run and I would gladly trade an Obama win for even the 05 series win) but jesus fucking christ what the fuck.

If they lose this one tonight then fuck it

by 815Sox on Sep 26, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit, thread heeps getting hijacked.

Need a rally thread soon.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

heard

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's gotta be French or something.

Upper bracket is 35%. Unless he’s counting state/city tax, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna guess you make less than $111,645 per year

if so your taxes will go down more with Obama’s tax proposal than McCain’s

by 3E8 on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tiggers playing spoiler tonight. 6-4.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 26, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Along with Wasserman

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he gone.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

macdougal, i mean.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus

Can someone just drop a bomb on our bullpen so we can start over?

by the wolf on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Grand slams for everyone!!!!

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

BRING BACK NEAL COTTS

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 26, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Pitches until GS

[ ] 1
[ ] more than 1

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 26, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to go with

bases load walk or HBP
then a bases clearing double

"Not like this"

by vince_ on Sep 26, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

i roll for disbelief.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 26, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFL!!!!!!

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by Brush Back on Sep 26, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

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