South Side Sox: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:

Sports blogs for fans, by fans.
New Blog: Backing the Pack for NC State Fans!

Time to Pick Up Floyd

Thecheatsmoking_tiny by The Cheat on in Game Threads Comment 609 comments

Big performance by the starter, where's the offense?

0 recs | Comment 609 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

More from South Side Sox

Ramirez Slams, Floyd Fans Tigers, Sox Play Twins Tuesday

Sep 2008 by The Cheat - 412 comments

G-G-G-Gamethread #2

Sep 2008 by The Cheat - 196 comments

Doppler Radar Shows Gamethread Ahead

Sep 2008 by The Cheat - 407 comments

Around SB Nation

Sorry, Minnesota: White Sox 8, Tigers 2

Sep 2008 from Bless You Boys - 12 comments

9/29: Open Extra Baseball! Game Thread

Sep 2008 from Lookout Landing - 432 comments

Where Can We Watch Today's Game?

Sep 2008 from Bless You Boys - 2 comments

Read More: Detroit Tigers @ Chicago White Sox

Comments

Display:

yes first one

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally thread dammit

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need a hootie thread

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a lil one?

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hawk's maybe kid. nuff said?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

check the profile

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1 won't usually win it for ya

So why expect otherwise today.

Get some runs!

by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think wise should run here

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not at all

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wrong

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i still like it, but i wouldent of

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

c'mon

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quentin

what is his status this season?

MrROFL.com

by shaftr on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

super read for the WS

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ready*

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aren't you a contributing author to this site?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok JD, move him over

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i like that

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that catcher through a pea down there - whoosh!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He threw an absolutely rocket down to 2B on the SB

a knee-high screamer that went off of the fielder’s glove and kept on flying into CF. Now I see why they dumped I-Rod midseason, this kid has a cannon.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweaty freddy hurt his vagina apparently

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bring on that awesome tigers bullpen!

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ciggy: make fun of me in a min

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

soon

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Garcia got himself a job

That was decent enough to get signed

Watch him end up on the Sox next year, you know Ozzie would love it

by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright, Detroit's bullpen

Time to attack.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

I think I’d want something stronger than that glass between me and him.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man why can't they bring in Farnsworth

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is a must score situation!

If we don’t . . .

THEN IT WILL SUM UP THE YEAR

by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least you could raid the cooler of all of the boone's!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know its gotta be someone on SSS

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's a nice guy

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah he is

I’ve talked to him a few times good dude

by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought he was starting for them, has he pitched much in relief?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good - two WP's, he doesn't look too comfortable

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

so much for that experiment, thank you very much. Leyland, what an ass.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wild pitch!

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yes

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wise on third!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TIED!!!!!!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huzzahj!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well hell

They could have left Freddie in to do that.

by the wolf on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hooray

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seay coming in

That’s fine, Galarraga was actually good.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you, Armando.

Productive four pitches.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(kenny scouting him for next year)

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I give Jim all the credit

you showed up, and everything went right

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cheap? Hells yeah!

“Galarraga did his little thing and he’s gone.” Thanks DJ!

by beeramid on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Armando

I’ll give ya a free sixer if I ever see ya!

by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A mashed tater would be mighty tasty

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm wearing my CHE shirt! (got it in the mail today!)

SOXMACHINE.COM

says the back…

i really gotta check this site out.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't bother; no one reads it.

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, Jim, you should have put soxmachine.com on the front

Gotten yourself some TV time

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boil yourself a ham hock here, Jim

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WU

i would like my che shirt

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do they still have professional arsonist Grilli in the pen? can we see him plz?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

look for colorado

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

$1,000,000 arm, 2 cent glove

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IBB to Konerko

We should pinch hit BA for GS, but that won’t happen.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, nice to see someone IBB PK

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Junior should lay down the bunt

or turn into Brick Swanderson

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you better pinch hit here

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright griffey

make kenny look like a genius right here

by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not in the mood for genius making. just want to win this game.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He fucking can't hit lefties.

do not let this happen

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this time he will

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is bullshit

their bullpen sucks, bring in a RHB and run through some more of their guys. wtf

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and then a walk

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3-0

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is there a team in baseball that has less baseball player looking dudes than the Tigers?

Aside from Granderson, their entire team looks like the line at the local food bank.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was just thinking the same thing

looking at seay… i was about to say i would bet anything i own that he was not a proffesional athlete

by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3-0

big time catbird

by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i want to violate the tigers pen

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THANK YOU BOBBY SEAY

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bases loaded

Can Che get his record-breaking 4th GS?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TYVM!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

times four?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4 walks

a hit would be nice.

good thing che doesn’t walk

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he has been walking more

the last few games

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh

so other teams have relievers who can’t throw a strike out of the pen either? That’s nice.

by beeramid on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a last place team.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alexi is my hero right now

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think i just accidentially shat my pants

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does a blackberry pearl count?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i really like my pearl

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

i like having a phone as big as my pack of gum. you get used to the keyboard quick

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

iphone

(( ducks ))

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for work?

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's a really nice phone (I have one) but the on screen keypad is annoying

great for web browsing and all the apps are nice.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i760 only

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i use mine w/exchange. not much else for work, though.

you can view doc, pdf, ppt. the vpn can be wonky to set up if your backed ain’t right. but otherwise i dig it

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

freddy is my hero...

comes out n proves he still got it and fakes an injury to hellp us out

by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do it for little baby elian!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not quite the Grillimeister - but close!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who needs Grilli?

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO FUCKING WAY

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy

fucking shit.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH BABY

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rapture

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woohoo!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my god

marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROY right there. fuck longoria

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am so fucking pumped

I scared my dogs with my jumpin and screamin

by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Happy dance!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bonus

We got the jazz hands too!

by beeramid on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Alexei's reaction

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alexei is gonna be uribe sized next march

‘I can finally afford butter for my toast!’

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Juan Uribe, from his rookie card

muy gusto, mas por favor!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So thin!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's all the beef sammiches and deep dish pizza since he got on the sox

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Him and me both

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need more

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

twins thread

I hate
Alexei Ramirez.

And I will hate him forever.

by Neil on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats y pride and joy

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alexei ramirez is cuban for nick punto?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

ramirez is actually good at baseball

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i just wanted to have someone point that out

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

forgiven then

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nick Punto couldn't hold Alexei's jockstrap

Alexei hits the ball hard.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT PUNTO!

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we start ripping on Nick Punto?

I hope Nick Punto dies fording the river.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PUNTO HAS DYSENTERY

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Punto died of a stray bullet

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

up 4

no dotel.
no logan.
no mcdougle.
no russell.
no broadway.
no ramirez
just thornton and jenks

I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life

by Hawk is God on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

WOW. still shaking from that GS.

That was the most incredible moment I’ve had in a lllllong time.

That was…..words cannot describe.

I leapt around this place and screamed like it was the fucking world series right there.

AMAZING.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice. hehe

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thonton

I hear hes good.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know what's nice?

Placido Polanco isn’t playing today.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHO'S THE MASTER?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sho'Nuff

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fucking Cabrera!!!

Asshole.

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that looked bad coming out of his hand

Why the hell are we taking THornton out

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some keep cowley away from his phone!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just like Jeter

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

new top of 7th pst

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in here, and cuz o cab is an angels fan

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOO

KEEPTHORNTON

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thornton leaves to boos

Not because he was bad, or did anything wrong, but because Dotel is coming in

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

absolutly

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck was that

And what the fuck are we taking Thorton out for

by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why'd we bring him in before Dotel in the first place?

Dotel’s been warming up for the past two innings.

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lefties?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

'its so crazy it just might work'

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SAVE THORTON FOR TOMORROW IF WE NEED HIM

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we will worry about that then

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when we need him

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ummm

Did I mention that this is my fav thread of the year?

by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not like Dotel will blow a four-run lead to Detroit...

Oh wait.

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner

by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, bringing Dotel in against Shef

Ballsy. I guess.

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Over his last three outings

4 1/3 IP, 0 H, 0 BB, 8 K.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12 beers now, you hookers

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

seriously i know this fucked him, but fastballs only

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phew

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now realizes Ordonez is up next...

gulp.

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fastballs only

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

worst caught stealing % in mlb and 2nd most steals against.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.

by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

look at that crowd, i love the sox

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this feels awesome

i love you all

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs