Time to Pick Up Floyd
Big performance by the starter, where's the offense?
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yes first one
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally thread dammit

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need a hootie thread
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a lil one?
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk's maybe kid. nuff said?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
check the profile
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 won't usually win it for ya
So why expect otherwise today.
Get some runs!
by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think wise should run here
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not at all
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrong
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still like it, but i wouldent of
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
c'mon
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe ready for alds
probably ready for alcs
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
super read for the WS
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aren't you a contributing author to this site?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok JD, move him over
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let's just get him in
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like that
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do too, but I think it might be facetious
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gut him
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would participate in the non-facetious version.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that catcher through a pea down there - whoosh!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THis confuses me
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw an absolutely rocket down to 2B on the SB
a knee-high screamer that went off of the fielder’s glove and kept on flying into CF. Now I see why they dumped I-Rod midseason, this kid has a cannon.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweaty freddy hurt his vagina apparently
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bring on that awesome tigers bullpen!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ciggy: make fun of me in a min
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
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by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
soon
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Garcia got himself a job
That was decent enough to get signed
Watch him end up on the Sox next year, you know Ozzie would love it
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, Detroit's bullpen
Time to attack.

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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
I think I’d want something stronger than that glass between me and him.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man why can't they bring in Farnsworth
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a must score situation!
If we don’t . . .
THEN IT WILL SUM UP THE YEAR
by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least you could raid the cooler of all of the boone's!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm closing early
If that’s the case
by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know its gotta be someone on SSS
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a nice guy
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah he is
I’ve talked to him a few times good dude
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Galaraga throws fastball slightly under 50% of the time...
NOT ENOUGH!
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought he was starting for them, has he pitched much in relief?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One appearance out of the bullpen out of 29.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good - two WP's, he doesn't look too comfortable
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
so much for that experiment, thank you very much. Leyland, what an ass.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think anyone would care if DJ left early to catch his flight
by the wolf on Sep 29, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wild pitch!
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yes
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wise on third!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Freddy stayed in long enough for Wise to steal off him.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TIED!!!!!!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
huzzahj!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
speed never slumps!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well hell
They could have left Freddie in to do that.
by the wolf on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray

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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring a starter in and make him pitch out of the stretch immediately.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TRES TRES BON IDEE!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seay coming in
That’s fine, Galarraga was actually good.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Armando.
Productive four pitches.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(kenny scouting him for next year)
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give Jim all the credit
you showed up, and everything went right
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If only it weren't for that pesky job.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheap? Hells yeah!
“Galarraga did his little thing and he’s gone.” Thanks DJ!
by beeramid on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Armando
I’ll give ya a free sixer if I ever see ya!
by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
runs without hits or out-making are usually pretty rare right?
not just for the white sox?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A mashed tater would be mighty tasty
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm wearing my CHE shirt! (got it in the mail today!)
SOXMACHINE.COM
says the back…
i really gotta check this site out.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't bother; no one reads it.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Jim, you should have put soxmachine.com on the front
Gotten yourself some TV time
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boil yourself a ham hock here, Jim
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WU
i would like my che shirt
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do they still have professional arsonist Grilli in the pen? can we see him plz?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
look for colorado
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dusty Ryan is an unsung hero in this mess.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
$1,000,000 arm, 2 cent glove
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how does this awesomeness keep happening
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
'these are not the balls youre looking for'
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just like the old song, another 63 dollar bill bites the dust, hey hey
by goods17 on Sep 29, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was on it, just outside
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was classic DJ.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IBB to Konerko
We should pinch hit BA for GS, but that won’t happen.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, nice to see someone IBB PK
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Junior should lay down the bunt
or turn into Brick Swanderson
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by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you better pinch hit here
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
alright griffey
make kenny look like a genius right here
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not in the mood for genius making. just want to win this game.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He fucking can't hit lefties.
do not let this happen
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this time he will
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is bullshit
their bullpen sucks, bring in a RHB and run through some more of their guys. wtf
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more wild pitch, please.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and then a walk
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are they doing
Please prove me wrong
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-0
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was the same wild pitch too......dayum!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there a team in baseball that has less baseball player looking dudes than the Tigers?
Aside from Granderson, their entire team looks like the line at the local food bank.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was just thinking the same thing
looking at seay… i was about to say i would bet anything i own that he was not a proffesional athlete
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera? Electrician. Inge? Kinkos employee. Then you ADD Sweaty Freddie?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T SWING
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i want to violate the tigers pen
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU BOBBY SEAY
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases loaded
Can Che get his record-breaking 4th GS?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOW was this not a jinx? My Internet Message Board world is shaken to its core.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TYVM!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Score at least one, please.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
times four?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enter Gary Glitter.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4 walks
a hit would be nice.
good thing che doesn’t walk
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he has been walking more
the last few games
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh
so other teams have relievers who can’t throw a strike out of the pen either? That’s nice.
by beeramid on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So this last month must be what it felt like to be the Detroit Tigers...
Shudder
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a last place team.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alexi is my hero right now
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think i just accidentially shat my pants
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Does anyone have a smartphone that they particularly like?
I have to get one soon for work.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does a blackberry pearl count?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also have a Peral and like—HOLY SHIT GRAND SLAM!!!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i really like my pearl
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The lack of a full keyboard doesn't bother y'all?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
iphone
(( ducks ))
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for work?
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know a few people who have them for work
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a really nice phone (I have one) but the on screen keypad is annoying
great for web browsing and all the apps are nice.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i760 only
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i use mine w/exchange. not much else for work, though.
you can view doc, pdf, ppt. the vpn can be wonky to set up if your backed ain’t right. but otherwise i dig it
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like my LG Voyager.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
freddy is my hero...
comes out n proves he still got it and fakes an injury to hellp us out
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do it for little baby elian!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not quite the Grillimeister - but close!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who needs Grilli?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHELEXEI!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO FUCKING WAY
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
holy
fucking shit.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH BABY
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rapture
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No exclamations are worthy of my current feelings
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woohoo!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ROY right there. fuck longoria
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am so fucking pumped
I scared my dogs with my jumpin and screamin
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just screamed "FUCK YEAH!"
and I’m still in my office…
by beeramid on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Happy dance!

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rack him.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WEARING MY CHE SHIRT PROUD!! OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST TEARED UP DANCING AROUND THE DECK ON THAT SLAMMMMMM!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really don't know who to choose sometimes!
Che or Q?
by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ DIDN'T RUN INTO AN OUT!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Alexei's reaction
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I get to eat! Sweet, delicious food!"
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alexei is gonna be uribe sized next march
‘I can finally afford butter for my toast!’
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juan Uribe, from his rookie card
muy gusto, mas por favor!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So thin!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's all the beef sammiches and deep dish pizza since he got on the sox
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Him and me both
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need more
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
twins thread
I hate
Alexei Ramirez.
And I will hate him forever.
by Neil on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats y pride and joy
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alexei ramirez is cuban for nick punto?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
ramirez is actually good at baseball
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just wanted to have someone point that out
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgiven then
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Punto couldn't hold Alexei's jockstrap
Alexei hits the ball hard.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT PUNTO!
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we start ripping on Nick Punto?
I hope Nick Punto dies fording the river.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PUNTO HAS DYSENTERY
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punto died of a stray bullet
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
up 4
no dotel.
no logan.
no mcdougle.
no russell.
no broadway.
no ramirez
just thornton and jenks
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WOW. still shaking from that GS.
That was the most incredible moment I’ve had in a lllllong time.
That was…..words cannot describe.
I leapt around this place and screamed like it was the fucking world series right there.
AMAZING.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone knwo what time potential game is
tomorrow?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice. hehe
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thonton
I hear hes good.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what's nice?
Placido Polanco isn’t playing today.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO'S THE MASTER?

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Cabrera!!!
Asshole.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that looked bad coming out of his hand
Why the hell are we taking THornton out
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
some keep cowley away from his phone!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gold glover.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just like Jeter
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new top of 7th pst
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in here, and cuz o cab is an angels fan
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOO
KEEPTHORNTON
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton leaves to boos
Not because he was bad, or did anything wrong, but because Dotel is coming in
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
absolutly
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck was that
And what the fuck are we taking Thorton out for
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why'd we bring him in before Dotel in the first place?
Dotel’s been warming up for the past two innings.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'its so crazy it just might work'
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do we have a gametime for tomorrows game?
knock on wood
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STOP ASKING THAT UNTIL THIS GAME IS OVER OR DO THE GOOGLEZ YOURSELF.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SAVE THORTON FOR TOMORROW IF WE NEED HIM
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we will worry about that then
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when we need him
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm
Did I mention that this is my fav thread of the year?
by Option27 on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not like Dotel will blow a four-run lead to Detroit...
Oh wait.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, bringing Dotel in against Shef
Ballsy. I guess.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Over his last three outings
4 1/3 IP, 0 H, 0 BB, 8 K.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
12 beers now, you hookers
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA's gonna be all up in the club tonight
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww hell naw, not if he's got a game to play tomorrow.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie must have Dotel as the 500th hurler in Vegas
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can someone get a picture of Alexei's face right after contact????
larry? u-god?
by BoeJouma on Sep 29, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing online of it yet
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would be the picture of the year for the sox. quaranteed
by BoeJouma on Sep 29, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
check here soon
http://www.daylife.com/search?q=white+sox
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously i know this fucked him, but fastballs only
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phew
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now realizes Ordonez is up next...
gulp.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fastballs only
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got scared when it went to center
THen I saw BA was in.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
worst caught stealing % in mlb and 2nd most steals against.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
look at that crowd, i love the sox
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this feels awesome
i love you all
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bitch i might be
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew
6 more
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no atmosphere today.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dotel out for the 8th?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
even with the september he's had?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ-like
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If they hold on, this is the recap photo for sure
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he is happy as fuck
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is beautiful.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shirt you OPOS
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's get seven
And throw Horacio in the eighth so Jenks can get a save.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Needs no photoshop
Its a masterpiece on its own.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is my new desktop
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
look familiar?
![]()
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll be swell...you'll be great
gonna have the whole world on a plate!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Alexei, there's this great smorgasbord I've gotta take ya to in Andersonville
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its my new facebook
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like that idea
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddamnit Hawk
You are pushing it there buddy
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what did he say? im forced to watch it on espn2
by tdegard on Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
southpaw behind the plate is always good luck
by goods17 on Sep 29, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fail
fucking southpaw.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i blame southpaw
for that last half inning.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame him for the damage to my portfolio today.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told southpaw to stop fucking dabbing in those credit-default swaps
but he wouldn’t listen.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's an obstinate one, that Southpaw.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you know these master-of-the-universe mascot types
They think they are invincible.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
southpaw invented naked short selling
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok liney, suck it up
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good start
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really, looks like Dotel's getting his shit together again
now if Liney can become dependable…
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we try to not use Jenks?
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
clayton richard?
what?
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hawk: I would start Clayton Richard
DJ: But Javy would be next in line with 4 days rest
Hawk: So
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty crazy
roll the dice!
PULL THE STRING!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great argument right there by Hawk
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a little know fact that Hawk was a star in Lincoln-Douglas debate.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sure? lincoln-douglas-harrelson doesn't ring a bell...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because it was really ol' Yaz debating Lincoln and Douglas
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Palin-esque
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk = pro slavery
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
40 acres and a batting glove
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Tippecanoe and Yaz too
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew William Henry Harrison
And Hawk, you’re no William Henry Harrison
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In case you didn't notice, CP:
GLD and cash, mutha. Eat me.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you held tight when gold dropped 25% in two months
Stick and stay and make em pay baby
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember this linebrink!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
94 on his fastball
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawks senility
is bleeding into his retardation
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My God
Linebrink has an out pitch somehow.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't jinx it
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strikes out the side!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink?
[rubs eyes]
is…is that you?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dear batters,
five moar runz plz so jenks doesn’t have to pitch today.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are these last two games real?
or am i dreaming?
by BoeJouma on Sep 29, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pinch me - remember in 05 when they finally woke up in the last week?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully we have at least 12 more . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's CLE and DET, fer Chrissakes.
Big fucking deal. We always beat them.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who let the Canuck in?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent stuff, Liney. Excellent. I don't know what to make of this bullpen. Would love to see Liney back and reliable.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping for Farnsworth :(
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This fucking game is still going?
WTF? Holiday over, kid tucked in, and a 1 PM scheduled game is still fucking in progress at 8 EST? Fer Chrissakes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how was the brisket, you opos?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Latkes, kugel (as opposed to kegel), wine, and kabobs.
No horseshit meat (or horsemeat).
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm...horseshit meat.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rain delay
Catch up already
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the mohel take it easy on you during the bris?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He couldn't find it.
After today, it was frightened.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no!

"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU
i would like my shirt
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Typical kid -
“Give me what is mine.” Send me your info, you ungrateful POS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i'm sure your kid asked for an 8 pm bedtime, you opos.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She did. I would still be at the dinner if she didn't want to go home.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do i do this?
e-mail address please
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ, how many efin' times...?
You parents are saints.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice play, OPOS.
Glad you finally showed up, after your whatsmitvahlake thing.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that they are
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HORACIO IS UP
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're kidding right?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't joke about a matter as serious as this.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that a sports night reference?
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder how they'll do tickets for tomorrow.......
(if we hold on of course)
by stanchar on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on sale immediately after this game ends.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he doesn't know how to hold his glove
he rotates his wrist the wrong way
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon BA
BAzzle us
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our man ¡Che! is on the front page of the worldwide leader
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously?
espn.com
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eee ess pee enn dot com
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im debating skipping all my classes tomorrow and going to the game
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do it
I have to work till 5.. I’m trying to figure out if I can make it in time
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got tickets and ditching for sure
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 29, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Che does it all
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They really need to work on his baserunning
But he’s got the grand-slamming down.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The stat padding pays off.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love me some insurance

Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
communist
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're all communists now
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you can trust that one...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop ignoring me old man
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a part-owner!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Horacio has been sat down
DJ is now warming.
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this rain delay was great
Twinkies have had to sit there all day wondering where they’re traveling to, now they won’t get to Chicago till midnight.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
According to a twins fan on Twinkie whatever .com
The flight is leaving at 8
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets wait for them to get on the plane then tank the game
just to be assholes
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love to see fatty get a hit here
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Dusty Ryan.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he might be able to throw, but he can't catch worth shit.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, how many wild pitches and passed balls have there been?
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
four wild pitches.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First time Mauer comes up tomorrow I'd drill him in the head
by RoyEgan on Sep 29, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you a ligue?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did that just happen?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jajajajajajajajajajajaja
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 runs big enough to bring back Linebrink?
Maybe even MacDougal?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was thinking the same thing
let McDougal mop up and have Bobby ready for multiple innings tomorrow
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if linebrink can pitch tomorrow after 19 today, save him.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even cheat has forgotten about Nessie
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFU.
Tabasco, maybe.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WU! in case you didn't skim the thread.....
I’m wearing my Che shirt! Loud n proud!
THANK YOU!!!! :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(was waiting at my desk when I returned from a break today....a lovely gift)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome. Did you pass the other one on?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not til November when I get to hand it off in person
;) going home the 5th!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope he makes it until then, the OPOS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, gee thanks.
he doesn’t know I have it yet…..keepin’ it on the down low…..he may see this convo, he may not…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're talking about bally, right?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. no.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
:) i mean yes. that is correct.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, you is cold!
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blackout?
I like it!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tabasco
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BLACK OUT
that better not affect my tv reception
by Bull Pain on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who's going tomorrow?
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've taken the last 2 days as sick days, can't
:(
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or wait is it a night game?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I believe so
around sevenish
I gotta check my work schedule, I may try to swing it. I hope I don’t get called into court tomm
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even Tabasco getting in on the K action
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think imma skip my classes tomorrow n go to the game
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Sox better come in hot as fuck tommorrow
THIS BALLGAME IS OVA!
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know if mlb.tv will have video coverage tomorrow?
I couldn’t find anything on the site.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awesomesauce
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whew - c'mon boys, one more!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GAME OVA?
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GAME OVA!!!!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dear bullpen
nice to see you again. honestly, i missed you. like…. a lot
by BoeJouma on Sep 29, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MISSILE ON TEE VEE
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
man who woulda thought... 17 wins for gavin
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not gavin
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
until he saw how fun it was, gavin was afraid of big hairy balls.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would like to see Cheat recap our preseason predictions for Gavin, Johnny D, and Che.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
book not closed on the regular season for johnny d and slash.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i could hardly keep a straight face typing "slash."
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're all winners tonight, aren't we?
(Forgetting the fiasco of the market action today for the moment.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tomorrow preview
white sox home record: 53-28
twins road record: 35-46
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we get the trophy yet?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it interesting that the Sox and Twinks have identical home and road records
I hope the Sox kick their asses.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
both also hit pythag right on the nose it looks like.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be wearing noir at work, believe you me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"How big are Gavin's balls?"
“THIS BIG”
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is THE best picture of the year. THE best.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. only next to the full-length shot....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that hurts.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like fucking Al Jolson there.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was doing a similar dance around my porch.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there he is. happy as a pig in shit. just like all of us at that exact same moment...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. i did not not agree.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Always all about the cock shot, aren't you?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey! a real jew!
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's my job.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's got Mickey Mouse hands
compared to his girlish waist, those things are gianormous.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know when Ticketmaster is putting the tickets on sale?
by the wimperoo on Sep 29, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing yet
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
by Brush Back on Sep 29, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they said right after the game but nothing yet
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait.......
Is there a tv blackout tomorrow???
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Sep 29, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
step into the 1980s and get cable.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sold my cable box for a joint
and a cigarette to be given later
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Sep 29, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've got 23 hours to suck some dick and get it back.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were a real crack whore you could've done better than that.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
by the way.
dibs on the chelexei shirt for friday. unless you want to look like a pair of fags. in which case, i’ll sit on the other side of the stadium.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm wearing Quentin. It's luckier.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey does anyone know when these tickets are supposed to go on sale for tomorrow?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can SSH still read SSS?
Just not comment?
Is he like john cusack at the end of being john malkovich?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
of course he can read it.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
um, i question if ssh ever actually read anything on here.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-0 since he left right?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2-2, no?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
correct. he was gone the night of doom. thursday. my least favorite game EVER.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's my take.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hsa, tsk, scoper, option, royegan, etc. start time of 1630 hours tomorrow. love the pdt.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4:30?
Really?
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6:37 first pitch central.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
I am going to The Chopping Block for work tomorrow night.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. you're not.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phantasm, right?
Scary shit.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No choice, it's my first day.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's always choice.
you choose…poorly.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I could quit my job and not go...
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
food poisoning.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dead grandmother.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Girlfriend's abortion.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chemo treatment.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
food poisoning is better.
you gotta keep grandma in the back pocket for a really serious situation – like when you’re girlfriend needs an abortion.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats 1837
my dad was in the navy.
I remember being in florida forthe 2000 playoffs wondering whathe was so pissed about.
THen we moved to chicago, andI deeply understood.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
did your dad understand time zones in the navy?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flori-DUH strikes again.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that should leave me an hour after I get home from work (assuming I go, this stress has brought me a bit under the weather, which is partly why I left today).
no worries.
wooooooooooooooot
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
going to adjust my schedule
in early, out early.
only problem i see is my gf’s mom is in from out of town. so i get home and either bogart the tv or head straight to the computer
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't think if I've ever seen a better rookie year in a Sox uniform...
by RoyEgan on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dn how old you are
but .330/.454/.529 wasn’t too shabby
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stats don't mean everything....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not a lotta shades of gray
when you OPS .983
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have like twenty years of hindsight.
not clutch. alexei’s OPS bumped 350 points. sorry. you lose. get a job.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who dat?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big hurt
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by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so we're officially better than 50% to make the playoffs again, right?
like 2005’s fade wasn’t crazy enough.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Coolstandings (via espn) has us at 47.2% but I'm not sure if that has been updated after today's win.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not
we have more than a 50% shot with one game left at home
by 3E8 on Sep 29, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that's from before today's game
that would seem to be awfully high. if you peg us with 60% chance to win against the Tigers and the Twins respectively, that’s 36% to make the playoffs. if, for once, i didn’t fuck it up.
please let me have not fucked it up.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is an odd number.
I wouldn’t have thought we would be at 47% needing two wins. However, I would think we have a greater than 50% chance against a team we’ve done well against at home. I’m not sure how sophisticated the calculations and don’t know if they factor in Blackburn/Danks’ performance against the two opponents.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Juat us being at home raises it above 50% for the one game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For what it's worth, I still haven't seen any info on mlb.tv about whether the game tomorrow will have video coverage.
The schedule still doesn’t show a game tomorrow.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 29, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just got thru to MLB TV...
game is ON tomorrow.
by RoyEgan on Sep 29, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GREAT news
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
more proof that people here suck
someone tried to play dont stop believin, promptly shut down
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we voted for that to be played between the third and fourth quarters by our band
say what you will about michigan. it knows cheeze rock.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are tix sold out already or not up?
cuz ticketmasters says they unavailable right now
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Site value skyrocketing:
Playoff (undivided national attention) – SSH = $75K. Unfortunately, no one will lend the money to finance.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i've got some middle easterners lined up.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying this Site Equity Loan I just got is a scam?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christopher Michaels = Lyle Lanley
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adjustable-rate domains put Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway on the map.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it from a Nigerian?
(Christ, there’s one born every minute.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im a fucking idiot
i had a shot at 3 tickets section 103… people are scalping these on craigslist for 100+ a ticket.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
level 500
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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