Time to Pick Up Floyd
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 5:57 PM CDT
in Game Threads
Email
PrintBig performance by the starter, where's the offense?
609 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
yes first one
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
we need a hootie thread
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions
a lil one?
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk's maybe kid. nuff said?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions
check the profile
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
not at all
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions
i still like it, but i wouldent of
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
c'mon
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
aren't you a contributing author to this site?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i like that
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I do too, but I think it might be facetious
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
gut him
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
that catcher through a pea down there - whoosh!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
He threw an absolutely rocket down to 2B on the SB
a knee-high screamer that went off of the fielder’s glove and kept on flying into CF. Now I see why they dumped I-Rod midseason, this kid has a cannon.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
ciggy: make fun of me in a min
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
soon
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Garcia got himself a job
That was decent enough to get signed
Watch him end up on the Sox next year, you know Ozzie would love it
Alright, Detroit's bullpen
Time to attack.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
haha
I think I’d want something stronger than that glass between me and him.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
at least you could raid the cooler of all of the boone's!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought he was starting for them, has he pitched much in relief?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
good - two WP's, he doesn't look too comfortable
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
haha
so much for that experiment, thank you very much. Leyland, what an ass.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Wild pitch!
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
nice
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I'm glad Freddy stayed in long enough for Wise to steal off him.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
Hooray
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
Maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring a starter in and make him pitch out of the stretch immediately.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
TRES TRES BON IDEE!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Seay coming in
That’s fine, Galarraga was actually good.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I give Jim all the credit
you showed up, and everything went right
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
runs without hits or out-making are usually pretty rare right?
not just for the white sox?
Lurking since 2006
i'm wearing my CHE shirt! (got it in the mail today!)
SOXMACHINE.COM
says the back…
i really gotta check this site out.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Actually, Jim, you should have put soxmachine.com on the front
Gotten yourself some TV time
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
Boil yourself a ham hock here, Jim
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
do they still have professional arsonist Grilli in the pen? can we see him plz?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
look for colorado
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions
$1,000,000 arm, 2 cent glove
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
he was on it, just outside
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions
that was classic DJ.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
IBB to Konerko
We should pinch hit BA for GS, but that won’t happen.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
you better pinch hit here
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
please
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
not in the mood for genius making. just want to win this game.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
this time he will
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
this is bullshit
their bullpen sucks, bring in a RHB and run through some more of their guys. wtf
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
and then a walk
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
3-0
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
that was the same wild pitch too......dayum!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Is there a team in baseball that has less baseball player looking dudes than the Tigers?
Aside from Granderson, their entire team looks like the line at the local food bank.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
i was just thinking the same thing
looking at seay… i was about to say i would bet anything i own that he was not a proffesional athlete
Cabrera? Electrician. Inge? Kinkos employee. Then you ADD Sweaty Freddie?
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
i want to violate the tigers pen
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
THANK YOU BOBBY SEAY
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
HOW was this not a jinx? My Internet Message Board world is shaken to its core.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
TYVM!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
So this last month must be what it felt like to be the Detroit Tigers...
Shudder
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
a last place team.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
alexi is my hero right now
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
i think i just accidentially shat my pants
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
OT: Does anyone have a smartphone that they particularly like?
I have to get one soon for work.
Why so serious?
The lack of a full keyboard doesn't bother y'all?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
iphone
(( ducks ))
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I know a few people who have them for work
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a really nice phone (I have one) but the on screen keypad is annoying
great for web browsing and all the apps are nice.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
i760 only
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
i use mine w/exchange. not much else for work, though.
you can view doc, pdf, ppt. the vpn can be wonky to set up if your backed ain’t right. but otherwise i dig it
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Not quite the Grillimeister - but close!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Who needs Grilli?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
OH BABY
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
woohoo!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
ROY right there. fuck longoria
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
WEARING MY CHE SHIRT PROUD!! OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST TEARED UP DANCING AROUND THE DECK ON THAT SLAMMMMMM!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
I love Alexei's reaction
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
alexei is gonna be uribe sized next march
‘I can finally afford butter for my toast!’
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
Juan Uribe, from his rookie card
muy gusto, mas por favor!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
it's all the beef sammiches and deep dish pizza since he got on the sox
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
we need more
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
twins thread
I hate
Alexei Ramirez.
And I will hate him forever.
by Neil on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
thats y pride and joy
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
alexei ramirez is cuban for nick punto?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
i just wanted to have someone point that out
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Nick Punto couldn't hold Alexei's jockstrap
Alexei hits the ball hard.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we start ripping on Nick Punto?
I hope Nick Punto dies fording the river.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Punto died of a stray bullet
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
BA!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
up 4
no dotel.
no logan.
no mcdougle.
no russell.
no broadway.
no ramirez
just thornton and jenks
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
by Hawk is God on Sep 29, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
WOW. still shaking from that GS.
That was the most incredible moment I’ve had in a lllllong time.
That was…..words cannot describe.
I leapt around this place and screamed like it was the fucking world series right there.
AMAZING.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
nice. hehe
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
You know what's nice?
Placido Polanco isn’t playing today.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
that looked bad coming out of his hand
Why the hell are we taking THornton out
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions
just like Jeter
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
new top of 7th pst
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
in here, and cuz o cab is an angels fan
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Thornton leaves to boos
Not because he was bad, or did anything wrong, but because Dotel is coming in
AIM: SouthSideCheat
absolutly
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions
why'd we bring him in before Dotel in the first place?
Dotel’s been warming up for the past two innings.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
STOP ASKING THAT UNTIL THIS GAME IS OVER OR DO THE GOOGLEZ YOURSELF.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
SAVE THORTON FOR TOMORROW IF WE NEED HIM
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions
we will worry about that then
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
It's not like Dotel will blow a four-run lead to Detroit...
Oh wait.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
12 beers now, you hookers
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
aww hell naw, not if he's got a game to play tomorrow.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously i know this fucked him, but fastballs only
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
fastballs only
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
worst caught stealing % in mlb and 2nd most steals against.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
look at that crowd, i love the sox
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
bitch i might be
"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...
by usualsuspect on Sep 29, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
no atmosphere today.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions
even with the september he's had?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Christ-like
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
That is beautiful.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Let's get seven
And throw Horacio in the eighth so Jenks can get a save.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
look familiar?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
you'll be swell...you'll be great
gonna have the whole world on a plate!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
C'mon Alexei, there's this great smorgasbord I've gotta take ya to in Andersonville
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
I told southpaw to stop fucking dabbing in those credit-default swaps
but he wouldn’t listen.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
Well, you know these master-of-the-universe mascot types
They think they are invincible.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
really, looks like Dotel's getting his shit together again
now if Liney can become dependable…
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Can we try to not use Jenks?
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
Hawk: I would start Clayton Richard
DJ: But Javy would be next in line with 4 days rest
Hawk: So
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Great argument right there by Hawk
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
you sure? lincoln-douglas-harrelson doesn't ring a bell...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions
That's because it was really ol' Yaz debating Lincoln and Douglas
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Palin-esque
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
40 acres and a batting glove
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I knew William Henry Harrison
And Hawk, you’re no William Henry Harrison
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
In case you didn't notice, CP:
GLD and cash, mutha. Eat me.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm glad you held tight when gold dropped 25% in two months
Stick and stay and make em pay baby
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
94 on his fastball
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
dear batters,
five moar runz plz so jenks doesn’t have to pitch today.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Pinch me - remember in 05 when they finally woke up in the last week?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Hopefully we have at least 12 more . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
It's CLE and DET, fer Chrissakes.
Big fucking deal. We always beat them.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Who let the Canuck in?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Excellent stuff, Liney. Excellent. I don't know what to make of this bullpen. Would love to see Liney back and reliable.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
This fucking game is still going?
WTF? Holiday over, kid tucked in, and a 1 PM scheduled game is still fucking in progress at 8 EST? Fer Chrissakes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
how was the brisket, you opos?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Latkes, kugel (as opposed to kegel), wine, and kabobs.
No horseshit meat (or horsemeat).
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
mmm...horseshit meat.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions
the mohel take it easy on you during the bris?
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
He couldn't find it.
After today, it was frightened.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
oh no!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 29, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Typical kid -
“Give me what is mine.” Send me your info, you ungrateful POS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yeah, i'm sure your kid asked for an 8 pm bedtime, you opos.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
She did. I would still be at the dinner if she didn't want to go home.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Christ, how many efin' times...?
You parents are saints.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nice play, OPOS.
Glad you finally showed up, after your whatsmitvahlake thing.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
HORACIO IS UP
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
I wouldn't joke about a matter as serious as this.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Wonder how they'll do tickets for tomorrow.......
(if we hold on of course)
on sale immediately after this game ends.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
he doesn't know how to hold his glove
he rotates his wrist the wrong way
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
eee ess pee enn dot com
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
They really need to work on his baserunning
But he’s got the grand-slamming down.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
communist
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think you can trust that one...
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Horacio has been sat down
DJ is now warming.
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
this rain delay was great
Twinkies have had to sit there all day wondering where they’re traveling to, now they won’t get to Chicago till midnight.
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 29, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
lets wait for them to get on the plane then tank the game
just to be assholes
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
I would love to see fatty get a hit here
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
he might be able to throw, but he can't catch worth shit.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions
four wild pitches.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
are you a ligue?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Did that just happen?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 29, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
was thinking the same thing
let McDougal mop up and have Bobby ready for multiple innings tomorrow
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
if linebrink can pitch tomorrow after 19 today, save him.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
STFU.
Tabasco, maybe.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
WU! in case you didn't skim the thread.....
I’m wearing my Che shirt! Loud n proud!
THANK YOU!!!! :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
(was waiting at my desk when I returned from a break today....a lovely gift)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome. Did you pass the other one on?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Not til November when I get to hand it off in person
;) going home the 5th!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Hope he makes it until then, the OPOS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hey, gee thanks.
he doesn’t know I have it yet…..keepin’ it on the down low…..he may see this convo, he may not…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
We're talking about bally, right?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
haha. no.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
:) i mean yes. that is correct.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
BLACK OUT
that better not affect my tv reception
Yes I believe so
around sevenish
I gotta check my work schedule, I may try to swing it. I hope I don’t get called into court tomm
Anyone know if mlb.tv will have video coverage tomorrow?
I couldn’t find anything on the site.
Go Sox!
whew - c'mon boys, one more!
"The little things are always in my mind," he said. "I always like to move the guy over, I like to bunt."
until he saw how fun it was, gavin was afraid of big hairy balls.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Would like to see Cheat recap our preseason predictions for Gavin, Johnny D, and Che.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
book not closed on the regular season for johnny d and slash.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
i could hardly keep a straight face typing "slash."
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
We're all winners tonight, aren't we?
(Forgetting the fiasco of the market action today for the moment.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
tomorrow preview
white sox home record: 53-28
twins road record: 35-46
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Do we get the trophy yet?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I find it interesting that the Sox and Twinks have identical home and road records
I hope the Sox kick their asses.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
both also hit pythag right on the nose it looks like.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll be wearing noir at work, believe you me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
That is THE best picture of the year. THE best.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yes. only next to the full-length shot....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
that hurts.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He looks like fucking Al Jolson there.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I was doing a similar dance around my porch.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
there he is. happy as a pig in shit. just like all of us at that exact same moment...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
yes. i did not not agree.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Always all about the cock shot, aren't you?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It's my job.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
He's got Mickey Mouse hands
compared to his girlish waist, those things are gianormous.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
nothing yet
What's the sound made when the ball is missed for another strikeout... SWISH!
they said right after the game but nothing yet
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait.......
Is there a tv blackout tomorrow???
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
sold my cable box for a joint
and a cigarette to be given later
I wish he was in my fantasy league. id bury that cocksucker- KenWo4Life
If you were a real crack whore you could've done better than that.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by the way.
dibs on the chelexei shirt for friday. unless you want to look like a pair of fags. in which case, i’ll sit on the other side of the stadium.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
I'm wearing Quentin. It's luckier.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hey does anyone know when these tickets are supposed to go on sale for tomorrow?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions
sorry
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Can SSH still read SSS?
Just not comment?
Is he like john cusack at the end of being john malkovich?
Lurking since 2006
of course he can read it.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
2-0 since he left right?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
2-2, no?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
correct. he was gone the night of doom. thursday. my least favorite game EVER.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
That's my take.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hsa, tsk, scoper, option, royegan, etc. start time of 1630 hours tomorrow. love the pdt.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
6:37 first pitch central.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 29, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Dammit.
I am going to The Chopping Block for work tomorrow night.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Phantasm, right?
Scary shit.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No choice, it's my first day.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I suppose I could quit my job and not go...
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Dead grandmother.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Girlfriend's abortion.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Chemo treatment.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
food poisoning is better.
you gotta keep grandma in the back pocket for a really serious situation – like when you’re girlfriend needs an abortion.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
thats 1837
my dad was in the navy.
I remember being in florida forthe 2000 playoffs wondering whathe was so pissed about.
THen we moved to chicago, andI deeply understood.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 29, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Flori-DUH strikes again.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that should leave me an hour after I get home from work (assuming I go, this stress has brought me a bit under the weather, which is partly why I left today).
no worries.
wooooooooooooooot
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
going to adjust my schedule
in early, out early.
only problem i see is my gf’s mom is in from out of town. so i get home and either bogart the tv or head straight to the computer
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
dn how old you are
but .330/.454/.529 wasn’t too shabby
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
stats don't mean everything....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
not a lotta shades of gray
when you OPS .983
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we have like twenty years of hindsight.
not clutch. alexei’s OPS bumped 350 points. sorry. you lose. get a job.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
so we're officially better than 50% to make the playoffs again, right?
like 2005’s fade wasn’t crazy enough.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
if that's from before today's game
that would seem to be awfully high. if you peg us with 60% chance to win against the Tigers and the Twins respectively, that’s 36% to make the playoffs. if, for once, i didn’t fuck it up.
please let me have not fucked it up.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
It is an odd number.
I wouldn’t have thought we would be at 47% needing two wins. However, I would think we have a greater than 50% chance against a team we’ve done well against at home. I’m not sure how sophisticated the calculations and don’t know if they factor in Blackburn/Danks’ performance against the two opponents.
Go Sox!
Juat us being at home raises it above 50% for the one game.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
For what it's worth, I still haven't seen any info on mlb.tv about whether the game tomorrow will have video coverage.
The schedule still doesn’t show a game tomorrow.
Go Sox!
GREAT news
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 29, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
more proof that people here suck
someone tried to play dont stop believin, promptly shut down
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
we voted for that to be played between the third and fourth quarters by our band
say what you will about michigan. it knows cheeze rock.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Site value skyrocketing:
Playoff (undivided national attention) – SSH = $75K. Unfortunately, no one will lend the money to finance.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Christopher Michaels = Lyle Lanley
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Adjustable-rate domains put Ogdenville, North Haverbrook and Brockway on the map.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 29, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Was it from a Nigerian?
(Christ, there’s one born every minute.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
im a fucking idiot
i had a shot at 3 tickets section 103… people are scalping these on craigslist for 100+ a ticket.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions
level 500
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 29, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
