Ramirez Slams, Floyd Fans Tigers, Sox Play Twins Tuesday
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 7:39 PM CDT
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Good luck buying tickets here, as they seem to have immediately sold out. Apparently, tomorrow's game is a "blackout." They will be offering/selling black shirts and/or you are encouraged to wear black to the game.
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i don't really like twins.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Twins fans can't even figure out who they are playing
This gem is on the front page
“On Thursday, when the winner is in California playing the Angels, this game will still be fresh in our minds”
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Those Twins fans
are idiots.
President of the Al Newman Fan Club
by Daymonster on Sep 30, 2008 11:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That image will rock me to sleep tonight. I'll be counting lil Chelexei's.....
whatta wonderful game.
Che, Floyd, bullpen…..
tomorrow.
yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a beautiful little Cuban bastard
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 29, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and he did the post-game interview!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Sep 29, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
con translator!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you catch him waging his finger
Someone wanted to “pie” him
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he have a gambling problem?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when are we gonna be able to buy these tickets?
at ticketmaster it says there are no tickets available… it cant be sold out already right?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they show the twins in the postseason commercial
but not us…
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
christ. shut up. they're on sale.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL - always the mentor.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are on sale at the stadium for sure … getting four of those pups!
by LT_sox_fan on Sep 29, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
available on ticketmaster right now as well
by LT_sox_fan on Sep 29, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ticket update: putin reared his head and bought all them all
someone must keep on eye on him on the bastard…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Sep 29, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I picked up a pair on stubhub
Viva la night game!
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
off topic
but to celebrate, I bought a turn table and I’m listening to OK Computer on vinyl.
by shaftr on Sep 29, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got home from game and just bought 2 tickets
for tomorrow’s game.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 29, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
victory all but assured tomorrow. called in someone with a tremendous overall W-L record. absolutely the anti-javy. undefeated in the playoffs, dating back to 1959. undefeated against the twins. barbeques a mean fish.
that’s right. larry’s mom. it’s ova.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoot, she's older than me!
You sharing some Red Man tomorrow?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mom stopped chewing after her grandfather lost his jaw to cancer.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Daddy has no legs, man.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just gotta suck it up.
in my great-grandfather’s case, literally.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Punto has no reproductive organs.
Carlos Gomez has an extra uterus.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Blackburn has 8 nipples.
One for each of his line-up mates.
Ron Gardenhire is a she-male.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Denard Span is technically a marsupial.
Brian Buscher is Himmler’s great nephew.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Nathan has 2 first names, and thus is a Nazi.
Denys Reyes has 4 stomachs.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haven't you seen the twins historical roster?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always suspected Gladden was Gestapo, but never had the proof.
Until now.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chili davis' real name is hans von dem knesebeck
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope the Sox win tomorrow
just to make the acquaintance of the man, the myth, the larry.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yaaay
Got tickets, coming in from Rockford. Woohoo!@~
by azzy on Sep 29, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hello from a fellow Rockfordian
reprahzent
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. I still would've preferred we put the stupid Twins out of their misery weeks ago.
But momentum is certainly favoring us. Literally every Sox fan I know is going to the game tomorrow, and I haven’t received a Sox-related text message from a non-fan since the 05 series. After the Che slam I got two, one from an Ms fan, one from a D-Backs fan. The excitement is there. We are America’s team.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
by gafferland on Sep 29, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This turn of events greatly displeases Michael J. Adair.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 29, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know who or what that is, but I approve of him or it.
Meanwhile, RP Activesports’ stock is down 35% in pre-market trading. There are rumors of a credit downgrade by Moody’s due to a perceived precipitous drop in the company’s possession of nuts.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we cloned your mama.
we made 3, and they’re named beepo, pork chop and ping pong.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ditching class and going to the game tomorrow
hopefully makes up for ditching the game for cite check. Busy weekend – heading to IL Mich and Bears Detroit this weekend…
CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 29, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no. it doesn't. you will now be known as javier vazquez.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i take it i won't be welcomed into the box
with you and toonder?
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 29, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, javy. have fun practicing law in old san juan.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hear it's nice this time of year
so long as you can avoid murder
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 29, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great little bar there
maria’s. a little up ways on the hill. hole in the wall place, got me good and slammed.
the indian/pr fusion place in the main area was weird. tandoori mofongo?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 30, 2008 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great Post over on Bless You Boys
I recommend checking it out
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Indeed, it was excellent
thanks for the tip
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what she said
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 29, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Royals Review
take down the Hawk game thread?
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 29, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SAY GOODBYE TO THE DIVISION, TWINS FANS
AND SAY GOODBYE TO THESE
BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's a man.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S WHAT I SAID! THAT'S A MAN, BABY!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
finkel is einhorn.
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 29, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO IS THAT GUY?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
out of touch
how come the twins come to the cell if they won the season series vs the sox?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 29, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
coin flip
By the way, I’m there tommorow too!! Amazing.
I think we ought to call Thome and Konerko the "Cholesterol Brothers" because of the way they clog the bases.
by bhoov on Sep 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hoo dis?
Do some research.
;)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that for me or bhoov?
was in chitown for the weekend, on the return flight when the sox played the tiggers ;(
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 29, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit the "up" button.
bhoov = research. Old joke.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 29, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Nate Silver seats
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ba Dum Chish
Good one… I love that site though
by 815Sox on Sep 29, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tables have turned on the Twinkies now
Just like they are built for their park, we’re built for our park. Let them sweat.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know the weather forecast for the game tomorrow?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 29, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
partly cloudy
with a 100% chance of an ass kicking.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Near 60 degrees at game time
They have one hour of rain at 5 pm but the rest of the night is clear.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weather Forecast? Pain.
Oh, wait. I fucked that up.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is ssh still forced into exile, is the ban permanent?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have been busy attending games and weekend stuff
Short version what did he do now?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 29, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his usual schtick, except at the worst possible moment.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 29, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Strahan's Strong Enough to be A Vaseline Man
http://deadspin.com/5056605/michael-strahans-strong-enough-to-be-a-vaseline-man
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Sep 29, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that goofy looking cuban
The blackout is the coolest thing the team could have thought of.
no one in MLB has ever done this.
GO SOX BABY
by Chisox1705 on Sep 29, 2008 10:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haven't read much tonight, but FY enjoyment go to
http://www.daylife.com/topic/Chicago_White_Sox (recommended on previous thread)
and check the slideshow – middle right – specifically slam reaction.
Absolutely fucking PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 29, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The NY Times article says White Sox 8, Twins 2
They are reporting as though we just played the Twins!!! (link)
WHITE SOX 8, TWINS 2
Victory Gives White Sox One More Day
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtf?
“Alexei Ramírez, a skinny rookie third baseman from Cuba,”
why bother writing if you’re just gonna guess what position the hero plays?
by Trooper on Sep 29, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He obviously confused Che with our other skinny third baseman.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Send it to Bud.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 29, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you use the dailylife link that you pasted, the headline is even more blaringly obviously wrong.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic. Che seriously looks like a little kid in the ones with JD and PK.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 29, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,
the one with his head buried in PK’s (?) shoulder.
Acceptance from dad,………finally.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 29, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great picture
all the pics from last night are the love of the game kinda pics
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope Danks grows up some more tomorrow.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 29, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Floyd is a joy to watch, really.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 29, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're made of Gavinized steel.
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad for a pre-retiree.
But since you’ve been bleeding out wit and wisdom for a month or two and ought to have fresh inventory I expect great things.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he lasts more than a few innings
would prefer several
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 29, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
che che che che
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 29, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha. Is that what you did during your class?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 29, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with some help
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 29, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
very nice. your edumucation money is being put to good use.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 29, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
u meen mi twoishin muunee
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 29, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ likes himself some home field
A.J. Pierzynski relishes the chance to face the Twins at U.S. Cellular Field instead of at the Metrodome and its artificial surface.
“You can ask Minnesota how much of a different team they are at home,” Pierzynski said. "It won’t be a concrete home plate like it was in Minnesota, where they can chop the ball off home plate and run. I guarantee you it will be wet [Tuesday]. They’ll actually have to try to not chop it off the dirt and run.
The field will be wet due to rain or due to the Sodfather, I imagine.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 29, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*ominous trumpet plays softly*
SS Hitmen indeed.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Centerfield
will be soaked too. Douchbag Gomez will lose a step or two. Pontoon shoes will be issued to Griffey.
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why are the Twins coming to Chicago?
Just curious why the Twins have to play in Chicago…I think the season record is 10-8 (twins). Why are the Sox not playing in Minnesota?
Headline: Prince Fielder chokes on first base. No, seriously, the game went to extra innings and CC had ate everything in the clubhouse!
by centerdrive on Sep 29, 2008 11:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sox won a coinflip
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 29, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oy!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
silly cubs fan
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's ok - they aren't used to needing to know this stuff.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Timing
Since the season record wasn’t set until Thursday, one explanation is the teams needed some more notice regarding which one was hosting.
Anyway, since the twins are going au natural 2010, why not get in some experience?
by tommyjoepeters on Sep 30, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By some act of God I finally got through to Ticketmaster in Houston
and scored a couple of nosebleeds for tomorrow. Sec. 507 baby…hey, it’s face value!
The guy I spoke to was freaking out because their Houston call center was getting bombarded by Sox fans. You could hear the supervisor in the background shouting out instructions over a loud speaker. At one point I heard him yell, “OK guys, for this White Sox thing, they just released 4,000 more tickets, so be ready!”
Kudos to Sox fans (and shame on you scalpers) for selling out The Cell in an hour.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 30, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good job sir
I got tickets in section 101 off ticketmaster. Stubhub selling some there for $250/ticket now.
anyone who wants, come say hi. I’ll be wearing black.
by azzy on Sep 30, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very cleverly done...
Brooks Boyer said that they delayed the internet sales until the fans at the park had a chance to purchase tickets. There can’t be many Twins fans with tickets.
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm attacking anyone not wearing black.
especially vulnerable are those with pale skin, blue eyes, and blonde hair. you’ve been warned.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, hey...
Don’t cha know…
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good day for taking em down i guess
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colin,
how about one of those little thumbnail sketch overviews on Blackburn?
And if so, how about posting it earlier than the usual + or – 14 seconds before gametime?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 6:42 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's called a BUO....not a "thumbnail sketch overview" (too wordy).
;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should be called
SSS: TSO.
Maybe CBS will pick it up for next season.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hsa calling something too wordy.
reminds of a story about a kettle.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
getting called a black-out? :p
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it was bukake
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You already peaked re: material?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just giving you hell.
How are the pits treating you?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're in good shape overall.
Though I’d hate to see some of the quarter-end statements going out to the widows and orphans.
Funny, there are 3 news trucks parked in the alley across from the Fed and Board of Trade. I think they’re here to tape “jumpers”, but the Dow is up 250. Damn facts getting in the way of the story…
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Depression will not happen with everyone watching.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if there is no money in the banks
then there will be less bank robberies so at least it will help the police.
regards
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 30, 2008 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
positivity
depression=lower crime rates
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the sun is always shining
(metaphorically) in Hoodlight towers
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 30, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oil will be cheaper.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 30, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or you could look at it the other way
since less people have money, they’ll be more inclined to rob banks, regardless of how much money the bank may have
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 30, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat,
Can you blackout the site tonight (black with white text), or do your SBN masters not allow you to mess with their expensively designed color schemes?
regards
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The real question...
when do the parking lots open?
My cooler is full. I am going to get a Home Run Pizza on the way. Pizza, beer, and cigars in the parking lot before the game!
FUCK the TWINS!!!
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 8:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As usual...
Two hours before game time…
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any idea
what they’re charging today?
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 30, 2008 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2000 puerto rican pesos, javy.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
currency is the dollar
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 30, 2008 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh huh. and your balls are the size of peas.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on a good day
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 30, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not in the black market, amigo.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Home Run Pizza" ??????
Inn???
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eventful day at the office.
twins fan, who planned to go to the game tonight, sits a couple offices down from me. i’m in even earlier than usual because i want to get out of here quickly tonight. one of the early arriving secretaries screams. apparently someone strangled this guy with some fishing line. tough luck. at any rate, getting to the point, does anyone need one?
i lack the discipline to want it more.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 8:50 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
do you work at 26th and cal?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quit stealing my lines.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
If someone is getting strangled by one of his defendants, I would imagine the guy was mad he wasn’t appointed Johnny Cockaroo?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have loved to go tonight!
Too bad I called a friend and asked him if he wanted to go (he didn’t), we finally had 3 tickets lined up and my girl backed out (prematurely) to see if we could get 4. needless to say I am watching it at my house. FUCK ME!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry
i think we have a new javy
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 30, 2008 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. he can fall back on the fact that he was basically the only one who put his balls on the line and predicted the sox would be a playoff team.
you, on the other hand, are apparently still on a journal in your third year and, worse still, lack the gonads to call in sick for a do or die sox game. peas may be an aggressive sizing.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fair enough
if i piss in the dean’s coffee, am i off the hook?
World, meet the Southside White Sox.
by Illini0509 on Sep 30, 2008 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. you're done, javy. done.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you larry... you and cheat are the only ones who acknowledged this.
BTW I am still standing by my prediction :)
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can acknowledge. good work on the sox and tigers predictions.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I admit I blew my wad on the Injuns sucking harder.
I really believe the sox will win 95
1st white sox
2nd detroit
3rd twins
4th cleveland
5th royals
Toonderstrook’s myspace page http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=67492521
by Soulja Boy on Mar 21, 2008 8:42 AM CDT recommended Story-rec Unrec 1
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
had to rec myself real quick though
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
predicting the sox as a playoff contender, but at what cost???
he killed logic in the process!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
VG, Larry.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was talk yesterday about the odds.
BP’s vanilla has it sox 56.74, Elo adjusted 51.26.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw 61.28% Sox on Foxlast night.
I believe those.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are lots of factors these things aren't necessarily taking into account, which accounts for some of the variance.
recent form, matchups, whether larry’s mom will be in attendance and thus assures victory for the sox…
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think larry talking in the third person
also improves our chances by 25%
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 10:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not the third person.
that’s her name. larry’s mom.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit
well our chances just went down 25%
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unpossible. larry's mom will be at the game.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will she wear white and stand when Che arrives at the plate?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course not.
she understands instructions. black.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as she doesn't shoot him in the hotel afterwards.
Though I’m sure she would be represented well.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mouth to ears
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
skip bayless: "I am rooting against Ozzie"
he must be getting his bell pepper stuffed by Mariotti after First Take.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:16 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bayless is a prick
"People call me the Danks man; I'm the stylish one of the group... I nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You Twinkies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how guys make a living ripping people they are too scared to meet face to face.
Skip probably gets booger treatment every restaurant he goes in.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matchup: Twins (88-74) at White Sox (88-74), 6:35 p.m. CT, TBS
Probable Starters: Nick Blackburn (187 IP, 4.86 RA, 1.37 WHIP, 93 K) vs. John Danks (187, 3.56, 1.25, 155)
Pythagorean Record: Minnesota, 89-73 (829 RS, 744 RA); Chicago, 89-73 (810 RS, 729 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Minnesota, #12; Chicago, #7
Prospectus: Thanks to Alexei Ramirez’s major league rookie-record fourth grand slam of the season yesterday, the White Sox and Twins will play a 163rd regular-season game tonight at the Cell to determine the AL Central champion. For the fourth straight game, the Sox will be starting a pitcher on three days’ rest. It didn’t work out with Javier Vazquez on Saturday, but Mark Buehrle and Gavin Floyd both turned in excellent outings to keep Chicago in the hunt. Danks has never before pitched on short rest in his two major league seasons, but he did throw only 80 pitches his last time out, when he was shelled by the Indians for seven runs in four innings on Friday night. The worst start of the season for Danks came against Minnesota back on April 9 (he allowed seven runs in less than three innings), and for the season he has given up 18 runs in 19 1/3 innings to the Twins across four starts. Blackburn has faced the White Sox five times already, most recently just last Wednesday, when he earned the victory in a game Minnesota won 3-2. That start came after he had allowed six runs in back-to-back outings, a rough patch which may be related to the fact that Blackburn is in uncharted territory in terms of innings,; the 160 1/3 he threw last season was his previous career high.
Last night’s 8-2 victory for Chicago highlighted the team’s major strength, but also one of its weaknesses. The strength is the home run, and in particular the slam—Chicago has now hit 12 on the season, a new franchise record and only two behind the major league mark set by the 2006 Indians and 2000 Athletics. As Joe Sheehan revealed the other day, Chicago leads the majors by a healthy margin in the percentage of its runs scored on homers, which has been the hallmark of the White Sox during this decade, and especially during their recent run of success. The Sox have gotten 48 percent of their offense this season via the long ball; 43 percent is the next-best figure, shared by Florida and Philadelphia.
The Twins, conversely, are second to last in the majors, getting only 23 percent of their offense from the homers they’ve hit, with only the Giants (22 percent) less reliant on homers. Despite the fact that Minnesota has hit 123 fewer homers than Chicago to this point, the Twins have actually outscored the White Sox on the season by 19 runs. Minnesota managed to rank third in the AL in runs while finishing last with 111 homers. There have been just two teams in the last 50 years that scored more than 829 runs while hitting less than 120 home runs—the 1996 Twins (877 R, 118 HR) and the 1979 Royals (851 R, 116 HR)—and no other teams that scored as many runs per game while hitting so few homers. The team most similar to the 2008 Twins offensively might be the 1987 Cardinals, who scored 798 runs on only 94 home runs, and hit the same amount of triples (49) as Minnesota has this year. That St Louis team won 95 games and went to the World Series, where it lost to… the Twins, of course.
Now to the aforementioned White Sox weakness: the Gavin Floyd/A.J. Pierzynski battery allowed four Tiger stolen bases without catching any Detroit baserunners last night, which pushed Chicago’s stolen bases allowed total this season to 139, the most in the American League, against just 30 thieves caught. That runs the caught-stealing percentage for the Sox defense down to 17.8 percent, the worst mark in the majors, a shade below the 18.4 percent of the Padres, who in recent years have been the easiest team to run on in baseball history. You might think that Danks is somewhat immune to this syndrome as a left-hander, but he has allowed 23 steals, more than any other southpaw in the game this year. Danks has picked off six runners, however, and eight more have been caught stealing, so his opponent percentage (74) is at least better than the team’s overall mark.
This weakness could be a particular factor in tonight’s action, because Minnesota has quite a bit of team speed. However, while the Twins boast the youngest collection of hitters in the majors, they have not yet learned to perfect the art of the theft, ranking just 10th in the AL with a stolen-base percentage of 71. They have managed just 11 out of 16 on the basepaths in 18 games against Chicago thus far.
Of those 18 games the two teams played against each other, 15 were won by the home team, with the White Sox holding a 7-2 record versus Minnesota at the Cell. Given the sizable home-field advantage that the White Sox possess this year—a .654 winning percentage, compared with .432 on the road—Chicago certainly is favored in this matchup, but it’s hard to see why they deserve that edge. Minnesota won the season series 10-8, but the venue of all tie-breaking games is determined by a coin flip, which the Sox won. Major League Baseball seems to have it backwards: in the event of a tie for the division title when both teams are going to the playoffs anyway, and it is simply a matter of accounting who takes the division and who gets the wild card, the head-to-head record is used, but when they actually have to play the game to determine which team moves on and which goes home, MLB allows a random act to determine who gets the advantage rather than giving it to the team that earned that right during the 162-game grind.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FU, BP, we can talk about changing the playoff rules later.
But we won the flip, we are the home team, we kill at home, the Twins suck on the road, and you give us only a slight edge tonight? Bastards.
Now here’s the slightly scary part – according to ESPN, NO major lague team in history has ever closed out a season with three consecutive wins against 3 different teams. No one, ever. And the same feat has been attempted 10 times (IIRC) during the course of this year (3 teams, 3 days, 3 wins) with an 0-10 record in those 3rd games.
Plus, Gammons and Kruk picked us tonight. Karma looks bad. Thank Odin larry’sMom (no space needed) will be the kicker.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no shit!
these guys sound like mike golic. HBT any day for me. wu if we win 4 dif teams in 4 dif days.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but
how many times has team never had to travel during those 3 different games? That’s makes quite a bit of difference. Also, I have no idea but using my memory only, I can’t remember the last time a road team won game 163. Nevertheless, it’s relatively meaningless records once the game starts.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Short Danks
Danks is the only starter who hasn’t gone short rest this month, and the reasoning seems sound: the Sox lost every game he started with 4-5 days rest in September, but won the two he started with 6 days rest.
Small sample and all that, but it lends at least a nod in the direction of the idea he may be the most exhausted of the starters. He’s already almost 50 innings over his previous max of 139. Maybe the black-out will clear his mind.
by tommyjoepeters on Sep 30, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you a trader? Nice pun.
Agreed that he’s exhausted (said as much at the start of the month, and said he NEVER should go on short rest) but he only needs to go 5 or 6, really. I feel the steamroller bullpen is back. Confidence is high.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you BP, and fuck VORP, win shares, and all them crazy stats while we're at it!!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now you're talking. love the rage, osfib.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you said it, man!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we start CR in TB tomorrow as hawk was mentioning?
I would in a heart beat…. I thought Javy had it figured out before the season, I was dead wrong. I like the guy as a person but I can not fathom any situation where he starts in the playoffs.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 10:32 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The first game in Tampa is Thursday
but let’s win this one first.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 30, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
correction
do we start CR thursday?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say no
and I have no love for Javy.
CR should be in the pen, though.
Baseball is not played by emotionless robots.
by vince_ on Sep 30, 2008 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are truly fucking with karma.
Pride goeth…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
twins can't beat us at home.
even if they do have the wtgtd karma going for them.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who. the fuck. cares?
that game doesn’t exist without a win tonight. we’ll have two days to talk about this if we win tonight.
ask again tomorrow.
leave it out of today.
plzkthxbai.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 11:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
easy there tiger
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do what, cares I fucking care!!
we are just about to go out for a meal, and we have both done the blackout thing, the missus looks like Morticia and I look like an accountant going for an interview at Lehman Brothers.
regards
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 30, 2008 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent. i am in my favorite black skirt and black top also - the only one in my seattle office, mind you. these other people are clearly not american.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
black Q! shirt
LET’S DO THIS!!!!!!!!
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sound afraid of the twins, is this true?
nick blackburn pitching at the cell… I will bet chicagopete’s open vagina on the sox winning tonight.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
* gaping
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not afraid. i just hate the jinxing. no sense in worrying about games that don't exist yet... i know some people here aren't superstitious, but those of us who are, get nauseous seeing stuff like this.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wtgtd, look what you made hsa do!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my ewwww.
that is fucking gross.
but pretty much, yeah.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you really ought to chew better.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sound advice. noted.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
skoal?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess she told Y-O-U!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gavin Floyd coming up on ESPN First Take
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 10:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hope they have the blurring function at the ready.
kids may be watching this. of course, it may be good for the youngsters to see what massive testes will get you in life.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so big he needs a truck to carry them
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No hair.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Greek guy who owns the diner? Harry Paratestes
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god! why doesn't Carpenter just knock the botox out of Skips face already?!?!
then go rip Kornheiser’s tongue out! TK is by far the worst MNF personality of all time. I would rather have Dennis Miller befuddle me with his inside jokes.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you didn't get tickets
Standing room tickets available
By Mark Gonzales
The White Sox will sell a limited number of standing room only tickets for Tuesday night’s tiebreaker game against Minnesota Twins starting at noon.
The tickets are $45 each and only will be available on Whitesox.com.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
outfield concourse
Is more like a sports bar anyway. Big screen TV’s if you can’t see the action.
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Palehose 8
Check out the latest…
http://palehose8.blogspot.com/
Where have you gone, Nick Swisher? Sox Nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 10:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am an East Coaster,
but thank you for the invite. Toonder has never done so.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weak.
you could hop on a plane and be there in plenty of time. how insulting to turn down an invitation. not chicago tough.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 30, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldfly out there and hop on your OPOS ass, BM.
Where’s your boy? So what if he pitched 2 nights ago. We need him tonight! I bet he comes out of the pen if it goes extra innings.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell WU, he might come out of the pen if Floyd only goes 5+
There is no tomorrow, may as well throw everything at the wall.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bullshit
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i can pull that off.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they have nice tvs there? good to watch a game?
by The Scoper on Sep 30, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes and yes
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool...i'm down...going to see if my friend wants to go
by The Scoper on Sep 30, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right on.
no guarantees for me yet. i’ll know for sure by 2ish.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mike golic saying today...
…that he thinks the twins got screwed bc its in chicago based on coin flip. that it should have been in minnesota bc they won season series
no one really giving sox respect
by The Scoper on Sep 30, 2008 11:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not Mike Golic!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 30, 2008 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were screwed - by the rules. Tough shit. Them's the breaks. Go tell it on the mountain.
Mike Golic was a FOOTBALL player. STFU, Weight Watcher bastard. Have a doughnut and calm dowm.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Golic is another piece of crap
Starting shit to create some controversy. TFB…
"People call me the Danks man; I'm the stylish one of the group... I nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You Twinkies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He works for ESPN, what do you expect?
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 30, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but...
dan marino lost weight eating HAMBUHGERTHSSSS, LASTHAGNA!, PIZTHA!, POT ROASSSSTH!!!!!!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mike golic is a communist.
or a nazi. either way, not an american.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Golic, on the other hand, is a tremendous American
He helped keep those Saved by the Bell kids in line after graduating from Bayside.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 30, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for the gentle correction, but it won't help.
I am all about unbridled fury tonight. Just like the smart guys at ESPN last night said the Sox confound them, that they are not supposed to get emotional and yet the Sox only seem to do well playing with emotion, I have taken my cue and plan to remain pissed and indignant throughout the playoffs.
I can atone next week, briefly, before going on another tirade. So I have 9 more days to state things as fact when they are purely the rant of a lunatic, and skew facts as I please because I am not in my right mind. All in the name of White Sox Victory!
AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFUUUUCKKKKKKK THHHHEEEEEE TTTTTTWWWWIIIINNNNNNNSSS!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDD CONGGGGGGRRREEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's behind the financial mess, too
What a douchebag…
"People call me the Danks man; I'm the stylish one of the group... I nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You Twinkies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
by thekever on Sep 30, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Bud's for us
Hey, Selig and Reinsdorf are, er, buds. The coin was two-headed.
Pohlad can’t crack the inner circle. So what?
by tommyjoepeters on Sep 30, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel eerily calm about this game tonite
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's called a "hangover"
In two weeks they will win 7 or 8 in a row and you all will have 10 inch boners.
by Chiburb on Sep 30, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, you know who could drink...Yaz.
2 fifths of scotch a night, he’d go out there next day for a doubleheader chuckle chuckle like nuttin ever happened.
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can the fact the twins swept the sox last week play in our favor?
i would imagine pretty hard to beat a team 4 times in a row within one week
by The Scoper on Sep 30, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stay away from the casinos
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
The first three games have already happened, so the probability of them winning this fourth game is the same as the probability that they would have won the first game.
Abstracting the rollerdome factor.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 30, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend just told me something about Steve Stone
noticing that the Twins turn on the A/C in the dome so the wind blows out when they bat…
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 11:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully, the only thing that blows tonight is the Twinkies
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 30, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might explain how EVERY blooper lands just out of reach of our folks.
Maybe that or we have fielders with shitty range.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 30, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think griffey has the same range as konerko has playing 1st base
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Twins like the a/c on not only for unfair advantage
but morneau likes to see mauer’s nipples get hard
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
by rangerjae on Sep 30, 2008 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OLD NEWS LOL
Buehrle has been complaining about that for years.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and still they can't hit any home runs. weird.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they have shitty slap-hitters who barely hit balls out of the infield.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 30, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're joking right?
That was a story in 2002… and debunked in 2002.
President of the Al Newman Fan Club
by Daymonster on Sep 30, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's game is an example
of why I want to choke, players, coaches and the media when they say the April games are meaningless.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 30, 2008 11:30 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
those games were meaningless.
We should have just played Minnesota 1 game for the division and saved ourselves a lot of stress.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or we could have done the normal thing and just beat them at home
or beat Cleveland while the superstar Royals were kicking their ass all over town
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
by rangerjae on Sep 30, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their=Twins
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
by rangerjae on Sep 30, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
I am saying we should have played only 1 game this year since that is all it came down to.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry guys, didn't mean to feed the troll....
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not being a troll...
Just frusturated it has come down to this moment. Just want to see a win, thats all
Don’t mean to offend
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
by rangerjae on Sep 30, 2008 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Offend away!
Emotions are boiling my friend. At the end of the day, if the sox win we’ll all be sucking eachother’s cocks anyway.
A win makes it all better.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was not aware that was part of the fan club benefits.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Benefit and a burden
Yes you get your dick sucked, but you gotta give to get.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
frustrated?
have a wank, that will help.
regards
marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 30, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOW BEFORE ME PEON!
NO OFFENSE TAKEN. UNLESS OF COURSE YOU DON’T USE RALLY CAPS TONIGHT. I PERSONALLY AM WRITING IN RALLY CAPS UNTIL THAT FINAL DRIP OF CHAMPAGNE DROPS ON Q’S WRIST.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no...
Not all caps WTGTD! Baby Chelexei HATES all caps!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q IS FOR RALLY QAPS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT'S BUSINESS CASUAL DAY DOWN IN BILLS OF LADING
THE RUSSIAN POLISH TRUCK DRIVERS ARE COMING OUT TO FISH FOR FUCKING PIRANAHS
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dream scenario
Bottom of the 8th two outs, two on…
Q pinch hits and drives everyone in!!!!
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
by rangerjae on Sep 30, 2008 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Turns out he was never really hurt
Just saving himself for when the team REALLY needed him.
Q!: I just wanted to show you all that you could do it without me, and you have! Now let’s go out there and FINISH THIS!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent. now THAT is a fantasy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the stuff legends (not THE Legend, just legends) are made of.
Lesser legends, like demigods and the like.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
BEAN GOMEZ SOSA STYLE!!!
"We're the bitch of Chicago, we're the Chicago bitch."
by rangerjae on Sep 30, 2008 12:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
love me some kurkijen
or however the hell it is spelled
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 12:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Earl Weaver special tonite...
…get two men on and then Ka-BOOM. I really want Thome to do some damage.
by RoyEgan on Sep 30, 2008 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think mashed taters might just be on the menu tonight.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim Thome Hunts for Underage Ass Part 1
in the dugout
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs