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Game #139: White Sox (77-61) @ Indians (67-70) Number Two

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Q.  Cash back on a fat utility guy???

A.  Juan Urebate

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Is this a real gamethread?

wha?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

guaranteed .

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bitch, bitch, bitch.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

verb, not noun.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Correction...

noun, not verb.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you're not all by your lonesome this time

you won’t get to carry on dialog with yourself

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think we will win this easily now

cruise home

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

your lips to q!'s ears, mate.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course they will...

Jerry Owens is in the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesse Owens is on first.

We’re gonna score. Guaran-fucking-teed.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pinch running will be the only way he can get there

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can he steal 50 bases in one trip around the diamond?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

With a healthy Owens starting this year over Q, would the Sox be...

5 games back?
10 games back?
15 games back?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

15 games ahead.

You can not contain the force that is Jerry Owens.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please tell me that you lurked here the whole time and just now saw fit to make your presence felt.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Weazel doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, thought it was a tie game there

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What a surprise.

You are usually such a bastion of positivity.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What was that?

Runners at the corners, one out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That woman looks like hoodie's alleged "missus"

Stirring below the waist…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just keep hoping.

They might blow this yet. And that might just make your day.

Fer Chrissakes.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not at all...

but if they get swept, will there be an excuse again?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did I miss anything?

Oh, yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is great

Never can make it east, can they?

by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

East Heat!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guess no Linebrink...

Jenks gets five outs to blow this game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAADDDE HHHIMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

inherited runners?

bobby don’t know no inherited runners.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank fucking God.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THAT DOESNT COUNT! YOU CANT BRING IN YOUR CLOSER EARLY

ITS NOT FAIR THE SOX SHOULD HAVE BLOWN IT THEN ID BE RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THEYD BE THE SUX AND NOT THE SOX

by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He thinks he's camouflaged.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why don't they just shoot it?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fascist.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be pretty cool.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sbn won't let me just comment "?"

but know that is all i wanted to write to you here.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lunch?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the peoria special.

if served with cottage fries.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it true they put mayo on their squirrel in peoria?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that makes sense because i made that up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

grey poupon.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

snobs.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thome gets his round of boos.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bullshit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

goateed?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoot it!

fucking thing

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what the fuck is wrong with you? is that really necessary?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, no need for guns...

Just stomp on its fucking head until it’s twitching.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Squirrels are just rats with fancy fucking tails

vermin

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

let the little guy be

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just wanted to beat Larry to it...

but I do not advocate the killing of animals.

:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tell me you wouldn't hit it...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i posted this yesterday...

…and got no end of shit from the idiots here who didn’t realize that this was our future (gulp) VP

by RoyEgan on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait?!?

you mean that’s not her? i’m shocked.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

some people are dumbasses

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

furbs, idiots, furbs.

one of these days i’ll learn

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how was class, looser?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kick ass

public speaking is the shit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF did I tell you?

ACTING!

BRILLIANT!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's amazing what a class can do!

i can’t wait to give my speech about why jenk’s k’s are down and can’t forget the epic one: “Q!: Oh How I Love You”

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rule #1: Know Your Audience

As much as we might love it, if your audience doesn’t give a flying fig, you are screwed.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

furbs is the most lovable thing since sliced bread

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does furbs liek mudkips?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yah, i noes.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awww look at em

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Furbs, you're so cuddly!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big cuddly furbs

first time is free…but another go is gonna cost you

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

atta boy, furbs. turn the tables on her.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm afraid the damage is quite severe

(insert pic)

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Made it back in time for the end of the game.

Nice form.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i try

it’s funny everybody in evansville is a cards fan….not too many sox guys….few cubs and indians fans…

but when i go into a rant about the sox…i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah, that's all about your sox love.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

get used to it.
i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How do you think these Seattlites react to me? They don't even know baseball (or basketball for that matter) is still played on a professional level.

And I am here every day looking for someone who wants to chat some baseball…like a lost sheep.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too many people down here like soccer...

fuck that

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not a port slut then

A White Sox slut. It’s OK. We (with the exception of one or two) all are.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This, I know.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So do we.

colin, MM, now Toonder. Cutting a swath faster than a Palin through this site.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel like you've left out a few....

but I don’t remember names.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i want my money back.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nonrefundable

regards

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey! I never said I'd remember ya's.

And Furbs (my spokespimp) is correct – non-refundable.No exchanges.
No assembly required. Batteries included.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why bother?

(Chiburb should’ve taught you to hold out for a Cadillac or something.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Leadoff single to CF.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wrong, once again...

See above.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huge DP…

I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my bad. you are fair and balanced.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huge DP...

I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doubting Thomas, you are

Your whole day is going down the toilet. Even a doubleheader win (Twinds/Scrubs) won’t salve this wound.

You POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They just lost two of three to a sub-.500 team...

Give me a break.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the road, who had won 18 of 27 recently. Where one of the victors is the probable Cy Young winner.

Enough. Uncle. Whatever.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

indians still might win 95 games.

don’t stop…believin’.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

But the Indians are also one of the hottest teams in baseball right now…

you always forget to include things like that.

But we did need to take 2 out of 3

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're still in first

“Need” is subjective.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

should be up by at least 10 games. twins have half the payroll, plus they just ordered extra fans at the metrodome for that final series.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

silly twins. that order was filled by a shell company for the outfit.

not only will it be mostly sox fans, there’s going to be a twinocide, too.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No one said 10 but 5 games isn't a ridiculous thought at all.

If you don’t think so, you are kidding yourself.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see? was that so hard?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yaaa bobby

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THANK YOU...

Now lose, fucking Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg dudes a strikeout

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good call, larry

1. Javy was OK.
2. Lineup was OK.
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH was employed to great effect.

Where the eff are the dead animals?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i knew that was coming

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

phew

Didn’t get to catch most of the game.. but I think I may have had a heart attack

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get to a hospital ER

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ohh no

sorry, I said I think I might have had a heart attack if I did

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm 25

If I start having heart attacks now.. well then I don’t know what to say.

I do have a really nasty respatory infection though..

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Has it impaired your cognitive functions?

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Evidently so

Hey give me a break, I was stuffing envelopes for 4 hours straight today

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROFL. Exceptional. Rec'd.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dat is wike so funny

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's good shit...

Rec’d.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flagged.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

only in america

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL.

Fish in a barrel for you, isn’t it?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops.

I SURE GOT EGG ON MY FACE!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great stuff

very rare a game finishes well before last orders, I can go get pissed now.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chumbawumba stikes again!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never get this

is it because of the song?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Poor American humour.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg!

anyone still have wgn on? what the fuck is this steve wilkos show? this guy is a fucking clown! this is soooo bad.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This show is hilarious and awesome at the same time...

Come get some tough love from Steve Wilkos!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unwatchable. he's just berating this little girl.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At first, I thought he was trying to teach her a lesson...

Now, I think he is just getting his rocks off by making fun of a crying girl. Haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Don't let men treat you like a condom."

Wow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is the market closed, POS?

Get in there and SELL, SELL, SELL!!! WTF is TV at 2:38 CST?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, that's a sad picture.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's pretty much what i did.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there you go, wu. i just made some cash on the close from my living room just for you.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn it, wu. now i can't get out.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of the position, or your living room?

You only make cash when you close it out, MM.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

troof

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

closed out the longs, flipped short. can't get out of the shorts. profits booked.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unlimited loss potential

(Whistling past the graveyard..)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't worry about me. i ran the stock up. i'll get it back down.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hubris, thy name is MM.

(“I ran the stock up.” Oh, you control the float, do you? Sounds perfectly safe and legal.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

naivety, thy name is WU.

i’ll send you the ticker if you want. you can take a look at it and tell me what you think.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bring it on.

Let me see – “GOOG”.

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where do you find this stuff?

I believe that really was MM an hour ago. It’s like you are in his closet.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh, larry's in the closet alright.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where is your right hand, BTW, slugger?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unrelated, but i thought you'd enjoy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's your damn fault. you keep posting these damn things.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like it. You POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if that means no Allende, then we'd all better take another look.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha. no kidding. that lady has been a fixture there for as long as i can remember.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not baseball related...

but this could be the funniest story in sports:

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080903/BLOG21/80903043/1048

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i didn't open up no bags

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You just took my job...

Now I’m gonna steal yo shit, foo!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GO OTHER A.J.!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quick game recap

it was a beautiful day in cleveland but then the indians and white sox started playing baseball and boy do they suck. the game appeared as if it was being played by men who were not alive. hawk and ozzie were about to lose it. BA sucked. alexei sucked. vasquez sucked. dye sucked. konerko sucked.

things turned around briefly and vasquez was good, but it was quickly ascertained that if the sox were to score, he would go back to sucking. this astute analysis was quickly proven to be true as the sox scored 4 runs (although one of the runs was not the result of a home run so we’re waiting to see if it counts), only to be immediately followed by a vasquez meltdown of epic proportions in which he gave up an almost unheard of 3 hits and 2 runs in the sixth inning, and jermaine dye sucked again.

well, the game was clearly over by now, but the sox still had more sucking to do. dotel will never be forgiven for walking sal fasano. then thornton didn’t have the guts to not walk sizemore. alexei sucked again soon after, and then it was time for jenks to blow the 5 out save, which he failed to do, so the indians out-sucked the sox and lost by a score of 2-4, but clearly there were no winners here.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

superb. and accurate.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A craptacular win!

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And we now have a sucky 1/2 game lead in the standings.

How was that high last night, BM? You crazy diamond, you.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

better recap.

That win was about Vazquez and Jenks being men… period. 50 minutes ago

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 3:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As crazy as it sounds,

I really do believe there is a collective “thing” the Sox need to prove to everyone….and themselves insofar as overcoming the Twins. They need people to perform at or above expectation for a while to get over the hump. I think the key to doing that….and I’ve talked about it in previous years (yeah, that’s right….this Twins thing that IS A REAL psychological barrier to overcome)…..is to ADMIT its existence. The theory is that it will help reduce anxiety that impedes performance. They ought to try that route….it needs to come from Ozzie, or Kenny. I’m telling you….

by dantesox on Sep 3, 2008 4:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frank's season is over...
Athletics transferred designated hitter Frank Thomas from the 15-day to the 60-day disabled list.
His season is officially over. Thomas ended up hitting .263/.364/.387 with five homers in 186 at-bats for the A’s. He’s almost always been a slow starter and gotten better deeper into seasons, but he never had much of a chance this year because of the quad injury that cost him June, July and now September. He probably has at least one more year left in his bat, but it remains to be seen whether any team will want him as a starting DH in 2009. Mike Piazza and Sammy Sosa couldn’t find that kind of work last winter.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goofball comment re: Piazza/Sammy v. Frank

Frank is NATURAL. If he can hit he’ll have a gig. End of story.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

please tell me that picture of Palin is shopped

and why the hell did we only score 4 runs off Sowers?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good morning!

(Other posters – what’d I tell you!)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i knew you two...

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you get my toe, with nail polish?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bunny, is that you?!?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess not then.

:(
Someday…….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shut up, walter.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

psh, ass.

i have class now. have to get up before 10 and all that.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so you would say that you were classless all summer.

yeah! gotcha bitch!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

definitive skillz at hand, yo.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ba-zing!

that one’s from me.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wow

that’s a hell of a lineup, oz

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was good enough to win

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

word.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, Ozzie is an idiot.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not on the sox and neither are you.

we were short-handed. no gamethread, disarray, sniping, no posts…

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...bikini-clad VP candidates...

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you'll never convince me of the "neither are you"

and my real life concerns were far more pressing than the Sox today.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And his so-called life.

Oh, that Jordan…always causing conflicts of the heart.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is everything ok?

Why are you no longer a key-holder on this site?
I want answers.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nosy nellie over here.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, I do have a rather prominent proboscis.

And it is fabulous.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:46 PM CDT