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Game #139: White Sox (77-61) @ Indians (67-70) Number Two

Q.  Cash back on a fat utility guy???

A.  Juan Urebate

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Is this a real gamethread?

wha?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

guaranteed .

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bitch, bitch, bitch.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

verb, not noun.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correction...

noun, not verb.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was funny.

SSH’s response was not.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you're not all by your lonesome this time

you won’t get to carry on dialog with yourself

by jeeves on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think we will win this easily now

cruise home

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

your lips to q!'s ears, mate.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course they will...

Jerry Owens is in the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is Owens due to pitch in the last two innings?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesse Owens is on first.

We’re gonna score. Guaran-fucking-teed.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pinch running will be the only way he can get there

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

can he steal 50 bases in one trip around the diamond?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With a healthy Owens starting this year over Q, would the Sox be...

5 games back?
10 games back?
15 games back?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

15 games ahead.

You can not contain the force that is Jerry Owens.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please tell me that you lurked here the whole time and just now saw fit to make your presence felt.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Weazel doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, thought it was a tie game there

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a surprise.

You are usually such a bastion of positivity.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was that?

Runners at the corners, one out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just being real, man. and a real fan.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That woman looks like hoodie's alleged "missus"

Stirring below the waist…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just keep hoping.

They might blow this yet. And that might just make your day.

Fer Chrissakes.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not at all...

but if they get swept, will there be an excuse again?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I miss anything?

Oh, yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is great

Never can make it east, can they?

by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

East Heat!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess no Linebrink...

Jenks gets five outs to blow this game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

TTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAADDDE HHHIMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

inherited runners?

bobby don’t know no inherited runners.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank fucking God.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THAT DOESNT COUNT! YOU CANT BRING IN YOUR CLOSER EARLY

ITS NOT FAIR THE SOX SHOULD HAVE BLOWN IT THEN ID BE RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THEYD BE THE SUX AND NOT THE SOX

by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that squirrel fucking the warning track?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He thinks he's camouflaged.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why don't they just shoot it?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fascist.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be pretty cool.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sbn won't let me just comment "?"

but know that is all i wanted to write to you here.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lunch?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the peoria special.

if served with cottage fries.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is it true they put mayo on their squirrel in peoria?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes sense because i made that up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

grey poupon.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

snobs.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thome gets his round of boos.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bullshit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, yeah...

but it’s Evil Thome

by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

goateed?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shoot it!

fucking thing

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what the fuck is wrong with you? is that really necessary?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, no need for guns...

Just stomp on its fucking head until it’s twitching.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Squirrels are just rats with fancy fucking tails

vermin

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

let the little guy be

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just wanted to beat Larry to it...

but I do not advocate the killing of animals.

:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's part of my tree-hugging demeanor.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tell me you wouldn't hit it...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i posted this yesterday...

…and got no end of shit from the idiots here who didn’t realize that this was our future (gulp) VP

by RoyEgan on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait?!?

you mean that’s not her? i’m shocked.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

some people are dumbasses

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

furbs, idiots, furbs.

one of these days i’ll learn

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how was class, looser?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kick ass

public speaking is the shit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF did I tell you?

ACTING!

BRILLIANT!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's amazing what a class can do!

i can’t wait to give my speech about why jenk’s k’s are down and can’t forget the epic one: “Q!: Oh How I Love You”

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rule #1: Know Your Audience

As much as we might love it, if your audience doesn’t give a flying fig, you are screwed.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

furbs is the most lovable thing since sliced bread

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

does furbs liek mudkips?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yah, i noes.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww look at em

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Furbs, you're so cuddly!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

big cuddly furbs

first time is free…but another go is gonna cost you

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

atta boy, furbs. turn the tables on her.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm afraid I don't understand the concept.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm afraid the damage is quite severe

(insert pic)

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Made it back in time for the end of the game.

Nice form.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i try

it’s funny everybody in evansville is a cards fan….not too many sox guys….few cubs and indians fans…

but when i go into a rant about the sox…i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that's all about your sox love.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

get used to it.
i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you think these Seattlites react to me? They don't even know baseball (or basketball for that matter) is still played on a professional level.

And I am here every day looking for someone who wants to chat some baseball…like a lost sheep.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too many people down here like soccer...

fuck that

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a port slut then

A White Sox slut. It’s OK. We (with the exception of one or two) all are.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This, I know.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So do we.

colin, MM, now Toonder. Cutting a swath faster than a Palin through this site.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like you've left out a few....

but I don’t remember names.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want my money back.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nonrefundable

regards

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! I never said I'd remember ya's.

And Furbs (my spokespimp) is correct – non-refundable.No exchanges.
No assembly required. Batteries included.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why bother?

(Chiburb should’ve taught you to hold out for a Cadillac or something.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have a crush, don't you?

rather sick.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ah,

so it’s a pregnant eskimo teenager fetish.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what I've been told,

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

…Full Metal Jacket

by jeeves on Sep 4, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff single to CF.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong, once again...

See above.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge DP…

I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad. you are fair and balanced.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huge DP...

I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubting Thomas, you are

Your whole day is going down the toilet. Even a doubleheader win (Twinds/Scrubs) won’t salve this wound.

You POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They just lost two of three to a sub-.500 team...

Give me a break.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the road, who had won 18 of 27 recently. Where one of the victors is the probable Cy Young winner.

Enough. Uncle. Whatever.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

indians still might win 95 games.

don’t stop…believin’.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

But the Indians are also one of the hottest teams in baseball right now…

you always forget to include things like that.

But we did need to take 2 out of 3

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're still in first

“Need” is subjective.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

should be up by at least 10 games. twins have half the payroll, plus they just ordered extra fans at the metrodome for that final series.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

silly twins. that order was filled by a shell company for the outfit.

not only will it be mostly sox fans, there’s going to be a twinocide, too.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one said 10 but 5 games isn't a ridiculous thought at all.

If you don’t think so, you are kidding yourself.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

see? was that so hard?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yaaa bobby

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU...

Now lose, fucking Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

omg dudes a strikeout

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good call, larry

1. Javy was OK.
2. Lineup was OK.
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH was employed to great effect.

Where the eff are the dead animals?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i knew that was coming

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

phew

Didn’t get to catch most of the game.. but I think I may have had a heart attack

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Get to a hospital ER

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohh no

sorry, I said I think I might have had a heart attack if I did

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm 25

If I start having heart attacks now.. well then I don’t know what to say.

I do have a really nasty respatory infection though..

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has it impaired your cognitive functions?

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Evidently so

Hey give me a break, I was stuffing envelopes for 4 hours straight today

by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL. Exceptional. Rec'd.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dat is wike so funny

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's good shit...

Rec’d.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

flagged.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only in america

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

Fish in a barrel for you, isn’t it?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oops.

I SURE GOT EGG ON MY FACE!

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great stuff

very rare a game finishes well before last orders, I can go get pissed now.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chumbawumba stikes again!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never get this

is it because of the song?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Poor American humour.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

omg!

anyone still have wgn on? what the fuck is this steve wilkos show? this guy is a fucking clown! this is soooo bad.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This show is hilarious and awesome at the same time...

Come get some tough love from Steve Wilkos!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

unwatchable. he's just berating this little girl.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At first, I thought he was trying to teach her a lesson...

Now, I think he is just getting his rocks off by making fun of a crying girl. Haha.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Don't let men treat you like a condom."

Wow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the market closed, POS?

Get in there and SELL, SELL, SELL!!! WTF is TV at 2:38 CST?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, that's a sad picture.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's pretty much what i did.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there you go, wu. i just made some cash on the close from my living room just for you.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn it, wu. now i can't get out.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of the position, or your living room?

You only make cash when you close it out, MM.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

troof

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

closed out the longs, flipped short. can't get out of the shorts. profits booked.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unlimited loss potential

(Whistling past the graveyard..)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't worry about me. i ran the stock up. i'll get it back down.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hubris, thy name is MM.

(“I ran the stock up.” Oh, you control the float, do you? Sounds perfectly safe and legal.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

naivety, thy name is WU.

i’ll send you the ticker if you want. you can take a look at it and tell me what you think.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring it on.

Let me see – “GOOG”.

;)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where do you find this stuff?

I believe that really was MM an hour ago. It’s like you are in his closet.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, larry's in the closet alright.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is your right hand, BTW, slugger?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

unrelated, but i thought you'd enjoy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks, ssh.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's your damn fault. you keep posting these damn things.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it. You POS.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if that means no Allende, then we'd all better take another look.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha. no kidding. that lady has been a fixture there for as long as i can remember.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not baseball related...

but this could be the funniest story in sports:

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080903/BLOG21/80903043/1048

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i didn't open up no bags

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You just took my job...

Now I’m gonna steal yo shit, foo!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO OTHER A.J.!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

quick game recap

it was a beautiful day in cleveland but then the indians and white sox started playing baseball and boy do they suck. the game appeared as if it was being played by men who were not alive. hawk and ozzie were about to lose it. BA sucked. alexei sucked. vasquez sucked. dye sucked. konerko sucked.

things turned around briefly and vasquez was good, but it was quickly ascertained that if the sox were to score, he would go back to sucking. this astute analysis was quickly proven to be true as the sox scored 4 runs (although one of the runs was not the result of a home run so we’re waiting to see if it counts), only to be immediately followed by a vasquez meltdown of epic proportions in which he gave up an almost unheard of 3 hits and 2 runs in the sixth inning, and jermaine dye sucked again.

well, the game was clearly over by now, but the sox still had more sucking to do. dotel will never be forgiven for walking sal fasano. then thornton didn’t have the guts to not walk sizemore. alexei sucked again soon after, and then it was time for jenks to blow the 5 out save, which he failed to do, so the indians out-sucked the sox and lost by a score of 2-4, but clearly there were no winners here.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

superb. and accurate.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A craptacular win!

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we now have a sucky 1/2 game lead in the standings.

How was that high last night, BM? You crazy diamond, you.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

better recap.

That win was about Vazquez and Jenks being men… period. 50 minutes ago

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As crazy as it sounds,

I really do believe there is a collective “thing” the Sox need to prove to everyone….and themselves insofar as overcoming the Twins. They need people to perform at or above expectation for a while to get over the hump. I think the key to doing that….and I’ve talked about it in previous years (yeah, that’s right….this Twins thing that IS A REAL psychological barrier to overcome)…..is to ADMIT its existence. The theory is that it will help reduce anxiety that impedes performance. They ought to try that route….it needs to come from Ozzie, or Kenny. I’m telling you….

by dantesox on Sep 3, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frank's season is over...
Athletics transferred designated hitter Frank Thomas from the 15-day to the 60-day disabled list.
His season is officially over. Thomas ended up hitting .263/.364/.387 with five homers in 186 at-bats for the A’s. He’s almost always been a slow starter and gotten better deeper into seasons, but he never had much of a chance this year because of the quad injury that cost him June, July and now September. He probably has at least one more year left in his bat, but it remains to be seen whether any team will want him as a starting DH in 2009. Mike Piazza and Sammy Sosa couldn’t find that kind of work last winter.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Goofball comment re: Piazza/Sammy v. Frank

Frank is NATURAL. If he can hit he’ll have a gig. End of story.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

please tell me that picture of Palin is shopped

and why the hell did we only score 4 runs off Sowers?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Good morning!

(Other posters – what’d I tell you!)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i knew you two...

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you get my toe, with nail polish?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bunny, is that you?!?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess not then.

:(
Someday…….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shut up, walter.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

psh, ass.

i have class now. have to get up before 10 and all that.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you would say that you were classless all summer.

yeah! gotcha bitch!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

definitive skillz at hand, yo.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ba-zing!

that one’s from me.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we were short-handed.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wow

that’s a hell of a lineup, oz

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was good enough to win

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

word.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Ozzie is an idiot.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not on the sox and neither are you.

we were short-handed. no gamethread, disarray, sniping, no posts…

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...bikini-clad VP candidates...

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you'll never convince me of the "neither are you"

and my real life concerns were far more pressing than the Sox today.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And his so-called life.

Oh, that Jordan…always causing conflicts of the heart.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is everything ok?

Why are you no longer a key-holder on this site?
I want answers.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nosy nellie over here.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I do have a rather prominent proboscis.

And it is fabulous.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is n. bluth?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

key holder?

and yeah i’m good, i had class and a whole bunch of other shit that comes with class and living with relative strangers.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds rough, man. trade?

how long is the waiting period up in michigan to buy that gun for under your pillow?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot - college is a prime time for suicide

The crucible of academia. I shudder to remember the pressure.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wasn't complaining

i’m having a great time so far, but it’s engaging and busy.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so you'll trade?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

trade what?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus, where the fuck do I sign

for either?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you offering to pay for law school?

and can i just take the money and buy some yay instead?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can have my salary for the rest of the week if you do it.

you don’t learn how to compose contracts in law school. that would be useful.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone who has a job that school really prepared them for is not getting paid too well.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or hates themself.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

life is a long fucking time. you'd better be having fun.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what the colombians are for

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought it would all be under the table

the colombians i know don’t like shit written down

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

larry, are you a fucking moron or self-abusive?

“Engaging and busy” is DEATH, man. Stay away.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

believe me colin, 3 years from now, unless you are lucky enough to

have a full ride and a nice stipend in grad school (and/or nice parents) you will be working 40-50 hours a week and making 35-65K a year at a job you probably don’t like half as much as going to class.

College is great, enjoy it while you can.

by madvillian on Sep 3, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that's my wife!

(Yeah, right.)

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and if that was your wife, i'd be making a florida trip.

actually, i am anyways. sep 18-23.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where?

Big balls during hurricane season. Lots of swings and misses so far, but many flight plans being altered.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

naples. just gonna relax and play some golf. lay by the pool. grab a few nice dinners.

but i’m heading to miami in october. that’s when it’s gonna be time take it up a notch.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naples is good - a bit too crowded for my taste, though.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my buddy has a place down there. more convenient than anything else. seems to be a lot going on.

i thought it was mostly old people, but it appears to be a good time. he knows a chicago bar down there for the bears game, and maybe a sox game or two.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's hoppin'.

IIRC, Larry Bird bought a place on the point for $5MM and knocked it down a few years ago to build what he wanted. BIG effin’ $ in Naples.

You’ll have fun. Go shopping on 5th Ave. Every store you want, with the Gulf close by. Beautiful.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you golf? any suggestions? or restaurants?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't been there since '99

so I’m not an expert. I can ask around.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no worries. i don't mind playing it by ear.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is the best thing you've ever posted.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so on the pro-titty side of the ledger it's me, furbs, wu, and now it appears larry.

i wonder if anyone else has the balls to take a side on this hot-button issue.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We know Kenwo and SSH are in the ass camp.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've got plenty of buddies with good personalities. that's not what i'm looking for in a woman.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i in no way want my pro-titty stance to be misconstrued as an anti-ass stance.

i am firmly pro-ass, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then you love Kenwo and SSH.

Big ass-men.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Id rather have a broad with big titties.

not that I am anti ass either. Can’t beat nice big fake hooters.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 3, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what about nice big real hooters?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

furbs is pro-ass too

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's my boy.

time to make a

MarketMaker/furby ’08 poster.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

should put in a request for cip to do that

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

running on a straight pro-ass, pro-titties platform

all the way to the white house!!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've got all sorts of opportunities whether i'm in or out of college

and either way i’m going to be having a good time. i know it’s a big deal to lament the passing of your college days, but i’m going to go right ahead and say my life isn’t peaking at 22.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So stop talking about how rough it is, already.

So MUCH to do. So little time – to stay coccooned. And you are right – enjoy the shit out of it.

But start a Gamethread to help a few brothers and sisters out now and again.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wasn't trying to

i was involved in having a real life and gave not a single thought to SSS until whenever i made my first post today.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

These increase in hilarity

with the amount of bullshit work you have. Give my regards to the partners at your firm, as they only increase the humor quotient.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not used to giving a shit about readers yet

give me some time. i’m still young! not even through the injury nexus!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can’t teach commitment, colin.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i just got Weaver on Strategy

i’m just a rookie. i haven’t learned how to accept my role yet.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the rest of us who have employment, wives, kids, etc.

have no idea how to relate to the “real life” issuers you might have.

BTW, a nice aside: My wife (sorry, for colin, “real life partner”) just mentioned that her boss was in a skybox at the Jake and told her “Tell your hubby I saw the White Sox beat the Tribe’s ass today”.

Nice bow on the package.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess i made it sound like i have all sorts of shit going on

and you guys don’t, and obvs that’s not true. well except for MM and hsa. which is why that will work so well.

also: if you guys will recall, my last attempt at going to school ended in severe depression. this kind of is a big deal for me.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh, I feel a big "Boo Fucking Hoo" coming from larry.

(As 815c got earlier today.) But I, as an ex-therapist, do understand. I am concerned.

Would you like a cookie?

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well thanks, but i actually regret even making mention of it

that was lame and not pertinent to SSS

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and yeah, what happened to playing things close to the vest?

or “close to the chest” as is said a couple times in dark knight, but i’ve never heard anyone phrase as such before.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

momentary lapse into a need to feel like i had to justify myself

bleh.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

severe depression? how does one measure depression?

it seems very subjective. what if i’m really depressed, but i still do everything, while you’re a little depressed, but you can’t peel yourself off the couch?

anywho, might i suggest that you weren’t depressed, but simply bored? that, to me, is what depression is frequently misdiagnosed as.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh well yeah i got a little melodramatic and boohoo up in me there

i don’t know why i felt like bringing that here. note to self: have more balls.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if it is girl-related, then yes, you need to grow a pair.

if it’s life in general, then i still betcha it’s boredom.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

girl related? hellz no.

and perhaps boredom was a part of it (and an interesting suggestion), but it’s likely a genetic issue.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ate

a lot

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it is funny as soon as crede comes back we start sucking

uribe starting 3b we win 1. I feel sorry for joe but his back injury will probably force him to retire if not take another year off and try to make a comeback. I could see that crede was not feeling right, when he couldn’t get down low enough to snag that routine grounder which was dubiously deemed a hit. I am happy he made the all star team and had a pretty good first half, but I agree with the sox, that they shut him down for the rest of the season. This is bitter sweet for me since I was all about re-upping him for a couple of more years. Unfortunately this looks like it will be the end of his career if he wants to be able to walk when he is older. Is there anyway to find out the split stats W/L or winning % when uribe plays 3rd vs crede playing 3rd?

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 3, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we could

but don’t you think that would be a pretty simplistic comparison for evaluating uribe’s contribution to the team at 3rd?

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Delmon Young sitting tonight...

Link:

OK, back to baseball … Delmon Young gets a night out of the starting lineup because of a sore ankle. Gardenhire said Young has been playing through ankle pain since he first injured the ankle at the Metrodome right before this road trip started, and last night the left fielder told Gardenhire late in the game that if he got on base, the skipper likely would have to pinch run for him. That was enough to convince Gardenhire to "give him a blow" as they say in the baseball world.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Somebody’s getting a terrible tattoo

what does the chinese symbol for southside look like?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 3, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this site has totally gone into the shitter.

where are the goddamn twins-jays updates? i’m completely lost. is there a rain delay at rogers or something?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You seem to have a direct pipeline to SSH's psyche.

Channel his ass.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hell's yeah...

Just noticed that it’s 2-0 Blue Jays!

And right as I post this, Punto with a leadoff walk in the top of the 7th inning. I hate that little prick.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Burnett is just about done at around 110 pitches...

Runners at second and third with two outs and Casilla up…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit...

Burnett walks Casilla so the bases are loaded with two outs for Mauer.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok we need a new thread

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scott Downs = Boone Logan

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wish...

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know that mauer and morneau are the only ones who bat with risp for the twins.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best 3-4 in the game.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, that's the Twinkies for ya...

They can actually hit with two outs unlike some team I know.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they can hit with 2 outs better than any team you know.

and mauer and morneau are leading the charge.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty much no one thinks that's a repeatable skill

fyi

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Twinkies disagree.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

monsignor strikes again

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

3-2 twins

mauer clears the bases

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Chairman - a legit MVP-er.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously

that kind of production from a catcher is pretty amazing

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and probably the only hitter in the league who reminds me of tony gwynn in his prime

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone going to watch our Hockey Mom at 10:22 EST?

I am.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf

is that?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

VP candidate Sarah Palin gives her convention address.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooh

i thought i missed a commercial for some awesome canadian tv show from the blue jays broadcast.

mlb.tv gives me an annoying blank screen during the breaks.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to see how she handles the initial volley that's been lobbed in her direction

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm interested but i lack tv

i’d like to hear your perspective on the palin nod and the subsequent coverage. listened to talk of the nation today and it seemed like the mccain claims that the media is “out to destroy her” was overblown. i’ve basically been paying no attention except to nate silver.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*claim

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

clam

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you saying mccain has a vag?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dam

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 women in the white house?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huckabee, like his politics or not, is kicking absolute ass.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've never seen someone on tv

with whom i’ve disagreed with so much and yet found likable and compelling.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how big Giuliani is to this campaign...

Do people still remember / like him from the 9/11 ordeal?

Sarah Palin — great speaker and definitely easy on the eyes. They sure pushed aside the daughter / pregnancy issues by pushing the family values.

Good speach.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

speech.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how does minnesota teach all of their pitchers not to walk anyone?

they are fantastic at that.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

peche Punto

thank you very much

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

punto taketh, and punto giveth away.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BJ broadcast

“and boy, the Twins are awfully close to throwing this one away.”

the way they say ‘out’ is funny.

ooot.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the old IBB to face the other team's 3-hitter.

oh, wait. the 3-hitter is marco scutaro? carry on.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

check that. 2-hitter. still bad, but not hilariously so.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i was about to offer a prayer on behalf of blue jay fans

they’ve still got doc though

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn you scutaro

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate the Twins

that weak hittng stuff pisses me off.

Punto

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

backwards K

2 down for Downs.

Jason Pride up whoever that is.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Pridie

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty clam?

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pathetic

4-3 twins

top 9

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins Errors

Saving us big time today!

by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

like no way dudes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wai!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nathan blew another save?

he blows!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

era above 1! now's the time to scoop!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

one out triple for rios

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

back-to-back IBBs!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Force at every base...

The runners at 1B and 2B mean nothing. The problem with the strategy is that a walk can win the game of course.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't mind it with nathan on the mound. he's got great control. i wouldn't do it with most guys.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed...

Although he did throw ball four to Thigpen. It’s too bad that Thigpen decided to swing at shit.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

struck out on ball four

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep...

Gameday shows that last pitch as being way high.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning over. That's fucking brutal.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thigpen

is an awful player.

by Bull Pain on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, thigpen! you are the worst thigpen i've ever heard of!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mojo right now!!!!1

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the Q! episode of the show!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's all about Q!'s major league debut.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's fucking awesome.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, man. that was sweet. 1st mlb hit a homer.

he looks so much better at the plate now.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mauer and morneau out.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my friend from toronto just gave me bottle of crown royal yesterday

should buy her a six pack of old style if the jays win tonight and tomorrow

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

3 up 3 down

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jays

have some sick ERA’s in that pen. No wonder they’re 5 over .500 with that awful lineup.

by Bull Pain on Sep 3, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Rolen...

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

leadoff double

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yes!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st and 3rd, no out

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking awesome...

A win like this would be even better because Nathan and the rest of their bullpen got worked over.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go go scott rolen

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo

Good baserunning by Rolen to get to 3rd there. Barely dropped.

by Bull Pain on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

johnny mcdonald win us a game

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

win expectancy 94%

it was only 84% with bases loaded and 1 out last inning

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

twins lose!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOF THANK YOU

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, nooo... I'm gonna

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

enjoy it and remind yourself of the enjoyment the next time you feel the need to piss in somebody's cheerios.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't matter

sox should be up by 6 games at this point

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, they really should...

if they weren’t playing so crappy lately. Twins are trying to help the Sox out. Sox need to take advantage more.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

take a look at who shutout the cubs tonight, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was great...

Doesn’t mean much though. The Brewers lost.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's just disappointing is all...

You would have to agree with me that they need at least a two game lead when they head to the Twinkiedome in the last week of the season, right?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, they can be down by 2 games

since we’re going to sweep them

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i would say that they NEED to be within 3 games of the twins

but it would be nice to have a 2 game lead

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so i'm high?

i think thats what you’re trying to imply with that. i’m just speaking truth. i’m not freaking out and giving away white sox games and assuming that anyone will win any game. so yes, they need to be between within three games of the twins entering the last three games of the season.

please continue posting other random pictures that do not apply to the discussion at hand.

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's not

Monsignor Non Sequitur fer nothin

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon colintj...

I know you didn’t expect the Twins to keep up with the Sox but surely you would not feel comfortable with the Sox being three games behind the Twins in the last week of the season.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where did i say i would feel comfortable?

i just said that is the bare minimum (what they need) to still have a shot. i actually agreed that a 2 game lead would be nice.

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, okay...

Sorry then.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is very clearly not what Matt was talking about

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

muff said?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Twins get to avoid Halladay...

At least they still face a good pitcher in Jesse Litsch tomorrow.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stick a fork in him, he's done!!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

someone needs to tell that kid to stop being a bitch and suck it up

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty nasty...

but I would push the fork further into his brain since he’s wearing that Twins shirt. Gotta make sure you finish the job, mam.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what happens to any people who try to stand in the way of the

MM/furbs campaign

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are doomed to a life of Twins-fandom?

ouch.
I support the campaign.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sox to miss Jared Weaver!!!

“Weaver’s dugout mishap delays start
He’ll face Yanks at home; Moseley to go in Chicago on Friday”

This is huge. Weaver owns the Sox, especially at The Cell.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The White Sox won’t be unhappy about missing Weaver. He is 3-0 with a microscopic 0.34 ERA in four career starts against the South Siders. Moseley has his own memories of facing Chicago, grinning when asked about his brief experience — two batters worth — at U.S. Cellular Field last season.

“Walk-off homer, Jim Thome,” he said, recalling the explosion that accompanied the White Sox slugger’s 500th career homer, a two-run blast on Sept. 16. “Thanks for reminding me.”

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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