Game #139: White Sox (77-61) @ Indians (67-70) Number Two
by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM CDT
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Q. Cash back on a fat utility guy???
A. Juan Urebate
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Is this a real gamethread?
wha?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guaranteed .
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bitch, bitch, bitch.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
verb, not noun.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction...
noun, not verb.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was funny.
SSH’s response was not.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're not all by your lonesome this time
you won’t get to carry on dialog with yourself
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we will win this easily now
cruise home
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
your lips to q!'s ears, mate.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course they will...
Jerry Owens is in the game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Owens due to pitch in the last two innings?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesse Owens is on first.
We’re gonna score. Guaran-fucking-teed.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pinch running will be the only way he can get there
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can he steal 50 bases in one trip around the diamond?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a healthy Owens starting this year over Q, would the Sox be...
5 games back?
10 games back?
15 games back?
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 games ahead.
You can not contain the force that is Jerry Owens.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please tell me that you lurked here the whole time and just now saw fit to make your presence felt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, Ramirez can't even take one pitch to let Owens steal 2B?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Weazel doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff single...
and away we go.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should have gone to the bullpen even earlier. then we could have had like broadway pitching this inning or something.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink is supposed to be available.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. totally the guy i want in there.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't hold him to that statement...
he made it like 15 minutes ago, statute is up man
by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't realize he made any statement.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, thought it was a tie game there
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a surprise.
You are usually such a bastion of positivity.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was that?
Runners at the corners, one out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
movie about the day ssh thinks positive thoughts about the white sox.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's just being real, man. and a real fan.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That woman looks like hoodie's alleged "missus"
Stirring below the waist…
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just keep hoping.
They might blow this yet. And that might just make your day.
Fer Chrissakes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all...
but if they get swept, will there be an excuse again?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss anything?
Oh, yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is great
Never can make it east, can they?
by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or west, for that matter.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
East Heat!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess no Linebrink...
Jenks gets five outs to blow this game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAADDDE HHHIMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
inherited runners?
bobby don’t know no inherited runners.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank fucking God.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought bobby sucked? so confused.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen a guy get so many outs on hard-hit shots.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should watch more baseball then.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Joe Borowski and Todd Jones come to mind.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT DOESNT COUNT! YOU CANT BRING IN YOUR CLOSER EARLY
ITS NOT FAIR THE SOX SHOULD HAVE BLOWN IT THEN ID BE RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THEYD BE THE SUX AND NOT THE SOX
by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that squirrel fucking the warning track?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're saying you wouldn't?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He thinks he's camouflaged.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't they just shoot it?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be pretty cool.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sbn won't let me just comment "?"
but know that is all i wanted to write to you here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lunch?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the peoria special.
if served with cottage fries.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it true they put mayo on their squirrel in peoria?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that makes sense because i made that up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grey poupon.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
snobs.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome gets his round of boos.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoot it!
fucking thing
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is wrong with you? is that really necessary?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, no need for guns...
Just stomp on its fucking head until it’s twitching.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squirrels are just rats with fancy fucking tails
vermin
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
settle down there, hitler.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let the little guy be
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wanted to beat Larry to it...
but I do not advocate the killing of animals.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's part of my tree-hugging demeanor.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me you wouldn't hit it...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i posted this yesterday...
…and got no end of shit from the idiots here who didn’t realize that this was our future (gulp) VP
by RoyEgan on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the whole reason you got shit is because of who she is.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no end to the idiots who can't spot a photoshop
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
some people are dumbasses
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
idiots, furbs. idiots.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbs, idiots, furbs.
one of these days i’ll learn
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how was class, looser?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kick ass
public speaking is the shit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF did I tell you?
ACTING!
BRILLIANT!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's amazing what a class can do!
i can’t wait to give my speech about why jenk’s k’s are down and can’t forget the epic one: “Q!: Oh How I Love You”
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule #1: Know Your Audience
As much as we might love it, if your audience doesn’t give a flying fig, you are screwed.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbs is the most lovable thing since sliced bread
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does furbs liek mudkips?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
d00d, 3v3ry1 leiks mudkipz
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yah, i noes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww look at em
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Furbs, you're so cuddly!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big cuddly furbs
first time is free…but another go is gonna cost you
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
atta boy, furbs. turn the tables on her.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid I don't understand the concept.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm afraid the damage is quite severe
(insert pic)
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made it back in time for the end of the game.
Nice form.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i try
it’s funny everybody in evansville is a cards fan….not too many sox guys….few cubs and indians fans…
but when i go into a rant about the sox…i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's all about your sox love.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get used to it.
i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you think these Seattlites react to me? They don't even know baseball (or basketball for that matter) is still played on a professional level.
And I am here every day looking for someone who wants to chat some baseball…like a lost sheep.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too many people down here like soccer...
fuck that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a port slut then
A White Sox slut. It’s OK. We (with the exception of one or two) all are.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This, I know.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do we.
colin, MM, now Toonder. Cutting a swath faster than a Palin through this site.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like you've left out a few....
but I don’t remember names.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want my money back.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nonrefundable
regards
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! I never said I'd remember ya's.
And Furbs (my spokespimp) is correct – non-refundable.No exchanges.
No assembly required. Batteries included.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why bother?
(Chiburb should’ve taught you to hold out for a Cadillac or something.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a crush, don't you?
rather sick.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah,
so it’s a pregnant eskimo teenager fetish.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and as soft, i'm sure.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff single to CF.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
something must be wrong with how this thread updates. i only seem to get play-by-play when chicken little rears his head.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrong, once again...
See above.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
leadoff single, here we go again. thome booed. squirrel fucking. leadoff single.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huge DP…
I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my bad. you are fair and balanced.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huge DP...
I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doubting Thomas, you are
Your whole day is going down the toilet. Even a doubleheader win (Twinds/Scrubs) won’t salve this wound.
You POS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They just lost two of three to a sub-.500 team...
Give me a break.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the road, who had won 18 of 27 recently. Where one of the victors is the probable Cy Young winner.
Enough. Uncle. Whatever.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indians still might win 95 games.
don’t stop…believin’.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But the Indians are also one of the hottest teams in baseball right now…
you always forget to include things like that.
But we did need to take 2 out of 3
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're still in first
“Need” is subjective.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should be up by at least 10 games. twins have half the payroll, plus they just ordered extra fans at the metrodome for that final series.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
silly twins. that order was filled by a shell company for the outfit.
not only will it be mostly sox fans, there’s going to be a twinocide, too.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one said 10 but 5 games isn't a ridiculous thought at all.
If you don’t think so, you are kidding yourself.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, a real shock considering his ground ball rate and the guys he's facing.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They still have to find a defender instead of finding a hole.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, a real shock considering his ground ball rate and the guys he's facing.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see? was that so hard?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yaaa bobby
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU...
Now lose, fucking Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omg dudes a strikeout
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call, larry
1. Javy was OK.
2. Lineup was OK.
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH was employed to great effect.
Where the eff are the dead animals?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're playing the indians.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i knew that was coming
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew
Didn’t get to catch most of the game.. but I think I may have had a heart attack
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get to a hospital ER
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohh no
sorry, I said I think I might have had a heart attack if I did
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 25
If I start having heart attacks now.. well then I don’t know what to say.
I do have a really nasty respatory infection though..
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has it impaired your cognitive functions?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evidently so
Hey give me a break, I was stuffing envelopes for 4 hours straight today
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL. Exceptional. Rec'd.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know that 30 days after he is anointed, the District of Columbia will be renamed the District of Obama?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's already been annointed; do you mean ascension?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologies.
60 days after his ascension, all the state capitols will be renamed Obama.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dat is wike so funny
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's good shit...
Rec’d.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only in america
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never seen that before.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
Fish in a barrel for you, isn’t it?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff
very rare a game finishes well before last orders, I can go get pissed now.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chumbawumba stikes again!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never get this
is it because of the song?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Poor American humour.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg!
anyone still have wgn on? what the fuck is this steve wilkos show? this guy is a fucking clown! this is soooo bad.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This show is hilarious and awesome at the same time...
Come get some tough love from Steve Wilkos!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, it's just him ripping on this girl non-stop for crying. Haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unwatchable. he's just berating this little girl.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first, I thought he was trying to teach her a lesson...
Now, I think he is just getting his rocks off by making fun of a crying girl. Haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Don't let men treat you like a condom."
Wow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the market closed, POS?
Get in there and SELL, SELL, SELL!!! WTF is TV at 2:38 CST?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that's a sad picture.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's pretty much what i did.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there you go, wu. i just made some cash on the close from my living room just for you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it, wu. now i can't get out.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of the position, or your living room?
You only make cash when you close it out, MM.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
troof
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
closed out the longs, flipped short. can't get out of the shorts. profits booked.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlimited loss potential
(Whistling past the graveyard..)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry about me. i ran the stock up. i'll get it back down.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hubris, thy name is MM.
(“I ran the stock up.” Oh, you control the float, do you? Sounds perfectly safe and legal.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
naivety, thy name is WU.
i’ll send you the ticker if you want. you can take a look at it and tell me what you think.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring it on.
Let me see – “GOOG”.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you find this stuff?
I believe that really was MM an hour ago. It’s like you are in his closet.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, larry's in the closet alright.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is your right hand, BTW, slugger?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unrelated, but i thought you'd enjoy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's your damn fault. you keep posting these damn things.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it. You POS.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that means no Allende, then we'd all better take another look.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry. that lady will always be there.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. no kidding. that lady has been a fixture there for as long as i can remember.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not baseball related...
but this could be the funniest story in sports:
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080903/BLOG21/80903043/1048
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i didn't open up no bags
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just took my job...
Now I’m gonna steal yo shit, foo!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO OTHER A.J.!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick game recap
it was a beautiful day in cleveland but then the indians and white sox started playing baseball and boy do they suck. the game appeared as if it was being played by men who were not alive. hawk and ozzie were about to lose it. BA sucked. alexei sucked. vasquez sucked. dye sucked. konerko sucked.
things turned around briefly and vasquez was good, but it was quickly ascertained that if the sox were to score, he would go back to sucking. this astute analysis was quickly proven to be true as the sox scored 4 runs (although one of the runs was not the result of a home run so we’re waiting to see if it counts), only to be immediately followed by a vasquez meltdown of epic proportions in which he gave up an almost unheard of 3 hits and 2 runs in the sixth inning, and jermaine dye sucked again.
well, the game was clearly over by now, but the sox still had more sucking to do. dotel will never be forgiven for walking sal fasano. then thornton didn’t have the guts to not walk sizemore. alexei sucked again soon after, and then it was time for jenks to blow the 5 out save, which he failed to do, so the indians out-sucked the sox and lost by a score of 2-4, but clearly there were no winners here.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
superb. and accurate.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A craptacular win!
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we now have a sucky 1/2 game lead in the standings.
How was that high last night, BM? You crazy diamond, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
better recap.
That win was about Vazquez and Jenks being men… period. 50 minutes ago
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As crazy as it sounds,
I really do believe there is a collective “thing” the Sox need to prove to everyone….and themselves insofar as overcoming the Twins. They need people to perform at or above expectation for a while to get over the hump. I think the key to doing that….and I’ve talked about it in previous years (yeah, that’s right….this Twins thing that IS A REAL psychological barrier to overcome)…..is to ADMIT its existence. The theory is that it will help reduce anxiety that impedes performance. They ought to try that route….it needs to come from Ozzie, or Kenny. I’m telling you….
by dantesox on Sep 3, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this entirely.
It does sound crazy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 3, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're agreeing with me, but I'm not sure it's that or you're just funin' me.
by dantesox on Sep 3, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' brilliant.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank's season is over...
Athletics transferred designated hitter Frank Thomas from the 15-day to the 60-day disabled list.
His season is officially over. Thomas ended up hitting .263/.364/.387 with five homers in 186 at-bats for the A’s. He’s almost always been a slow starter and gotten better deeper into seasons, but he never had much of a chance this year because of the quad injury that cost him June, July and now September. He probably has at least one more year left in his bat, but it remains to be seen whether any team will want him as a starting DH in 2009. Mike Piazza and Sammy Sosa couldn’t find that kind of work last winter.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goofball comment re: Piazza/Sammy v. Frank
Frank is NATURAL. If he can hit he’ll have a gig. End of story.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please tell me that picture of Palin is shopped
and why the hell did we only score 4 runs off Sowers?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good morning!
(Other posters – what’d I tell you!)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are good.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i knew you two...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you get my toe, with nail polish?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bunny, is that you?!?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess not then.
:(
Someday…….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut up, walter.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraints.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
psh, ass.
i have class now. have to get up before 10 and all that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you would say that you were classless all summer.
yeah! gotcha bitch!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you didn't post this comment yourself, I'm sure you'd follow it with a
ba-zing!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ba-zing!
that one’s from me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we were short-handed.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
that’s a hell of a lineup, oz
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was good enough to win
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
word.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Ozzie is an idiot.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not on the sox and neither are you.
we were short-handed. no gamethread, disarray, sniping, no posts…
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...bikini-clad VP candidates...
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll never convince me of the "neither are you"
and my real life concerns were far more pressing than the Sox today.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a life outside of the White Sox?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just "real" life, i guess.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And his so-called life.
Oh, that Jordan…always causing conflicts of the heart.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is everything ok?
Why are you no longer a key-holder on this site?
I want answers.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nosy nellie over here.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I do have a rather prominent proboscis.
And it is fabulous.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is n. bluth?
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
key holder?
and yeah i’m good, i had class and a whole bunch of other shit that comes with class and living with relative strangers.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds rough, man. trade?
how long is the waiting period up in michigan to buy that gun for under your pillow?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot - college is a prime time for suicide
The crucible of academia. I shudder to remember the pressure.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wasn't complaining
i’m having a great time so far, but it’s engaging and busy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trade what?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i go to class, deal with your stranger relative roomates, fuck freshmen girls, post gamethreads (prior to the game), drink heavily, and so on.
and you get to compose an asset purchase agreement (with exhibits).
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, where the fuck do I sign
for either?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you offering to pay for law school?
and can i just take the money and buy some yay instead?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can have my salary for the rest of the week if you do it.
you don’t learn how to compose contracts in law school. that would be useful.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone who has a job that school really prepared them for is not getting paid too well.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or hates themself.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
life is a long fucking time. you'd better be having fun.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what the colombians are for
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it would all be under the table
the colombians i know don’t like shit written down
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry, are you a fucking moron or self-abusive?
“Engaging and busy” is DEATH, man. Stay away.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
believe me colin, 3 years from now, unless you are lucky enough to
have a full ride and a nice stipend in grad school (and/or nice parents) you will be working 40-50 hours a week and making 35-65K a year at a job you probably don’t like half as much as going to class.
College is great, enjoy it while you can.
by madvillian on Sep 3, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are so right. plus, often there are women who look like this in class. and they provide great life advice!
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that's my wife!
(Yeah, right.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and if that was your wife, i'd be making a florida trip.
actually, i am anyways. sep 18-23.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where?
Big balls during hurricane season. Lots of swings and misses so far, but many flight plans being altered.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
naples. just gonna relax and play some golf. lay by the pool. grab a few nice dinners.
but i’m heading to miami in october. that’s when it’s gonna be time take it up a notch.
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by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naples is good - a bit too crowded for my taste, though.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my buddy has a place down there. more convenient than anything else. seems to be a lot going on.
i thought it was mostly old people, but it appears to be a good time. he knows a chicago bar down there for the bears game, and maybe a sox game or two.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hoppin'.
IIRC, Larry Bird bought a place on the point for $5MM and knocked it down a few years ago to build what he wanted. BIG effin’ $ in Naples.
You’ll have fun. Go shopping on 5th Ave. Every store you want, with the Gulf close by. Beautiful.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you golf? any suggestions? or restaurants?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't been there since '99
so I’m not an expert. I can ask around.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries. i don't mind playing it by ear.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
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