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Game #139: White Sox (77-61) @ Indians (67-70) Number Two

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Q.  Cash back on a fat utility guy???

A.  Juan Urebate

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Is this a real gamethread?

wha?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM CDT   0 recs

guaranteed .

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

bitch, bitch, bitch.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

verb, not noun.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Correction...

noun, not verb.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that was funny.

SSH’s response was not.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

you're not all by your lonesome this time

you won’t get to carry on dialog with yourself

-Jeeves Life in the Cell

by jeeves on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think we will win this easily now

cruise home

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT   0 recs

your lips to q!'s ears, mate.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Of course they will...

Jerry Owens is in the game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

is Owens due to pitch in the last two innings?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Jesse Owens is on first.

We’re gonna score. Guaran-fucking-teed.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT   0 recs

Pinch running will be the only way he can get there

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

can he steal 50 bases in one trip around the diamond?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

With a healthy Owens starting this year over Q, would the Sox be...

5 games back?
10 games back?
15 games back?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

15 games ahead.

You can not contain the force that is Jerry Owens.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

please tell me that you lurked here the whole time and just now saw fit to make your presence felt.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

The Weazel doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wow, thought it was a tie game there

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT   0 recs

What a surprise.

You are usually such a bastion of positivity.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

What was that?

Runners at the corners, one out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

he's just being real, man. and a real fan.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That woman looks like hoodie's alleged "missus"

Stirring below the waist…

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Just keep hoping.

They might blow this yet. And that might just make your day.

Fer Chrissakes.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Not at all...

but if they get swept, will there be an excuse again?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Did I miss anything?

Oh, yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT   0 recs

This is great

Never can make it east, can they?

by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT   0 recs

or west, for that matter.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

East Heat!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Guess no Linebrink...

Jenks gets five outs to blow this game.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT   0 recs

TTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAADDDE HHHIMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

inherited runners?

bobby don’t know no inherited runners.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

YES!

Thank you

by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT   0 recs

Thank fucking God.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT   0 recs

where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT   0 recs

THAT DOESNT COUNT! YOU CANT BRING IN YOUR CLOSER EARLY

ITS NOT FAIR THE SOX SHOULD HAVE BLOWN IT THEN ID BE RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THEYD BE THE SUX AND NOT THE SOX

by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT   0 recs

Is that squirrel fucking the warning track?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT   0 recs

He thinks he's camouflaged.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

why don't they just shoot it?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

fascist.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That would be pretty cool.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

sbn won't let me just comment "?"

but know that is all i wanted to write to you here.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

lunch?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the peoria special.

if served with cottage fries.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

is it true they put mayo on their squirrel in peoria?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

no.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that makes sense because i made that up.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

grey poupon.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

snobs.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thome gets his round of boos.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT   0 recs

bullshit

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Well, yeah...

but it’s Evil Thome

by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

goateed?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Shoot it!

fucking thing

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT   0 recs

what the fuck is wrong with you? is that really necessary?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, no need for guns...

Just stomp on its fucking head until it’s twitching.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Squirrels are just rats with fancy fucking tails

vermin

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

let the little guy be

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Just wanted to beat Larry to it...

but I do not advocate the killing of animals.

:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs