Game #139: White Sox (77-61) @ Indians (67-70) Number Two
Q. Cash back on a fat utility guy???
A. Juan Urebate
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Is this a real gamethread?
wha?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM CDT 0 recs
guaranteed .
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on
Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT
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bitch, bitch, bitch.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT
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verb, not noun.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT
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Correction...
noun, not verb.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT
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that was funny.
SSH’s response was not.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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I thought it was, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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you're not all by your lonesome this time
you won’t get to carry on dialog with yourself
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on
Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT
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I think we will win this easily now
cruise home
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT 0 recs
your lips to q!'s ears, mate.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT
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Of course they will...
Jerry Owens is in the game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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is Owens due to pitch in the last two innings?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT
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Jesse Owens is on first.
We’re gonna score. Guaran-fucking-teed.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT 0 recs
Pinch running will be the only way he can get there
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on
Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT
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can he steal 50 bases in one trip around the diamond?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on
Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
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With a healthy Owens starting this year over Q, would the Sox be...
5 games back?
10 games back?
15 games back?
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on
Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT
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15 games ahead.
You can not contain the force that is Jerry Owens.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on
Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT
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please tell me that you lurked here the whole time and just now saw fit to make your presence felt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT
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Man, Ramirez can't even take one pitch to let Owens steal 2B?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT 0 recs
The Weazel doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on
Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT
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Leadoff single...
and away we go.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:49 PM CDT 0 recs
should have gone to the bullpen even earlier. then we could have had like broadway pitching this inning or something.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM CDT
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Linebrink is supposed to be available.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:51 PM CDT
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yeah. totally the guy i want in there.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT
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You can't hold him to that statement...
he made it like 15 minutes ago, statute is up man
by CatBrains on
Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT
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i didn't realize he made any statement.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT
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Wow, thought it was a tie game there
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT 0 recs
What a surprise.
You are usually such a bastion of positivity.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT
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What was that?
Runners at the corners, one out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT
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movie about the day ssh thinks positive thoughts about the white sox.

free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT
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he's just being real, man. and a real fan.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT
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That woman looks like hoodie's alleged "missus"
Stirring below the waist…
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT
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Just keep hoping.
They might blow this yet. And that might just make your day.
Fer Chrissakes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT
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Not at all...
but if they get swept, will there be an excuse again?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT
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"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT
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Did I miss anything?
Oh, yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT 0 recs
East Heat!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT
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Guess no Linebrink...
Jenks gets five outs to blow this game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT 0 recs
TTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAADDDE HHHIMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT
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inherited runners?
bobby don’t know no inherited runners.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT
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Thank fucking God.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT 0 recs
where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT 0 recs
i thought bobby sucked? so confused.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT
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I've never seen a guy get so many outs on hard-hit shots.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT
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you should watch more baseball then.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM CDT
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Actually, Joe Borowski and Todd Jones come to mind.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM CDT
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THAT DOESNT COUNT! YOU CANT BRING IN YOUR CLOSER EARLY
ITS NOT FAIR THE SOX SHOULD HAVE BLOWN IT THEN ID BE RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THEYD BE THE SUX AND NOT THE SOX
by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT 0 recs
Is that squirrel fucking the warning track?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT 0 recs
He thinks he's camouflaged.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT
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why don't they just shoot it?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT
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That would be pretty cool.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT
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sbn won't let me just comment "?"
but know that is all i wanted to write to you here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT
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lunch?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM CDT
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the peoria special.
if served with cottage fries.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT
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is it true they put mayo on their squirrel in peoria?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT
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that makes sense because i made that up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT
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grey poupon.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT
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snobs.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT
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Thome gets his round of boos.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT 0 recs
bullshit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT
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goateed?
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on
Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT
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Shoot it!
fucking thing
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT 0 recs
what the fuck is wrong with you? is that really necessary?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT
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Yeah, no need for guns...
Just stomp on its fucking head until it’s twitching.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
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Squirrels are just rats with fancy fucking tails
vermin
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on
Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
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let the little guy be
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT
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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
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Just wanted to beat Larry to it...
but I do not advocate the killing of animals.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT
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