Game #139: White Sox (77-61) @ Indians (67-70) Number Two
by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:35 PM CDT
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Q. Cash back on a fat utility guy???
A. Juan Urebate
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Is this a real gamethread?
wha?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guaranteed .
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bitch, bitch, bitch.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
verb, not noun.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correction...
noun, not verb.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was funny.
SSH’s response was not.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're not all by your lonesome this time
you won’t get to carry on dialog with yourself
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 3, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we will win this easily now
cruise home
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
your lips to q!'s ears, mate.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course they will...
Jerry Owens is in the game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Owens due to pitch in the last two innings?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesse Owens is on first.
We’re gonna score. Guaran-fucking-teed.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pinch running will be the only way he can get there
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can he steal 50 bases in one trip around the diamond?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With a healthy Owens starting this year over Q, would the Sox be...
5 games back?
10 games back?
15 games back?
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
15 games ahead.
You can not contain the force that is Jerry Owens.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please tell me that you lurked here the whole time and just now saw fit to make your presence felt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, Ramirez can't even take one pitch to let Owens steal 2B?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Weazel doesn't want anyone stealing his thunder
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff single...
and away we go.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should have gone to the bullpen even earlier. then we could have had like broadway pitching this inning or something.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Linebrink is supposed to be available.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. totally the guy i want in there.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't hold him to that statement...
he made it like 15 minutes ago, statute is up man
by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't realize he made any statement.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, thought it was a tie game there
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a surprise.
You are usually such a bastion of positivity.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was that?
Runners at the corners, one out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
movie about the day ssh thinks positive thoughts about the white sox.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's just being real, man. and a real fan.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That woman looks like hoodie's alleged "missus"
Stirring below the waist…
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just keep hoping.
They might blow this yet. And that might just make your day.
Fer Chrissakes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all...
but if they get swept, will there be an excuse again?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss anything?
Oh, yeah. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is great
Never can make it east, can they?
by Option27 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or west, for that matter.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
East Heat!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess no Linebrink...
Jenks gets five outs to blow this game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TTTTTTRRRRRRRAAAAAAAADDDE HHHIMMMMMMMMM NNNNNNOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
inherited runners?
bobby don’t know no inherited runners.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank fucking God.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i thought bobby sucked? so confused.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen a guy get so many outs on hard-hit shots.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should watch more baseball then.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, Joe Borowski and Todd Jones come to mind.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT DOESNT COUNT! YOU CANT BRING IN YOUR CLOSER EARLY
ITS NOT FAIR THE SOX SHOULD HAVE BLOWN IT THEN ID BE RIGHT ALL ALONG AND THEYD BE THE SUX AND NOT THE SOX
by CatBrains on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that squirrel fucking the warning track?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're saying you wouldn't?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He thinks he's camouflaged.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why don't they just shoot it?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be pretty cool.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sbn won't let me just comment "?"
but know that is all i wanted to write to you here.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lunch?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the peoria special.
if served with cottage fries.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it true they put mayo on their squirrel in peoria?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that makes sense because i made that up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
grey poupon.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
snobs.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thome gets his round of boos.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shoot it!
fucking thing
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck is wrong with you? is that really necessary?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, no need for guns...
Just stomp on its fucking head until it’s twitching.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Squirrels are just rats with fancy fucking tails
vermin
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
settle down there, hitler.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let the little guy be
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wanted to beat Larry to it...
but I do not advocate the killing of animals.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's part of my tree-hugging demeanor.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tell me you wouldn't hit it...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i posted this yesterday...
…and got no end of shit from the idiots here who didn’t realize that this was our future (gulp) VP
by RoyEgan on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the whole reason you got shit is because of who she is.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no end to the idiots who can't spot a photoshop
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
some people are dumbasses
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
idiots, furbs. idiots.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbs, idiots, furbs.
one of these days i’ll learn
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how was class, looser?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kick ass
public speaking is the shit
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF did I tell you?
ACTING!
BRILLIANT!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's amazing what a class can do!
i can’t wait to give my speech about why jenk’s k’s are down and can’t forget the epic one: “Q!: Oh How I Love You”
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule #1: Know Your Audience
As much as we might love it, if your audience doesn’t give a flying fig, you are screwed.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbs is the most lovable thing since sliced bread
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does furbs liek mudkips?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
d00d, 3v3ry1 leiks mudkipz
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yah, i noes.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww look at em
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Furbs, you're so cuddly!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
big cuddly furbs
first time is free…but another go is gonna cost you
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
atta boy, furbs. turn the tables on her.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid I don't understand the concept.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm afraid the damage is quite severe
(insert pic)
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made it back in time for the end of the game.
Nice form.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i try
it’s funny everybody in evansville is a cards fan….not too many sox guys….few cubs and indians fans…
but when i go into a rant about the sox…i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, that's all about your sox love.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get used to it.
i’m alone and everyone looks at me like i’m a fucking lunatic
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you think these Seattlites react to me? They don't even know baseball (or basketball for that matter) is still played on a professional level.
And I am here every day looking for someone who wants to chat some baseball…like a lost sheep.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too many people down here like soccer...
fuck that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a port slut then
A White Sox slut. It’s OK. We (with the exception of one or two) all are.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This, I know.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do we.
colin, MM, now Toonder. Cutting a swath faster than a Palin through this site.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like you've left out a few....
but I don’t remember names.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want my money back.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nonrefundable
regards
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! I never said I'd remember ya's.
And Furbs (my spokespimp) is correct – non-refundable.No exchanges.
No assembly required. Batteries included.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why bother?
(Chiburb should’ve taught you to hold out for a Cadillac or something.)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a crush, don't you?
rather sick.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah,
so it’s a pregnant eskimo teenager fetish.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and as soft, i'm sure.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff single to CF.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
something must be wrong with how this thread updates. i only seem to get play-by-play when chicken little rears his head.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wrong, once again...
See above.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
leadoff single, here we go again. thome booed. squirrel fucking. leadoff single.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huge DP…
I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my bad. you are fair and balanced.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huge DP...
I can’t believe Jenks is pulling these DP’s out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doubting Thomas, you are
Your whole day is going down the toilet. Even a doubleheader win (Twinds/Scrubs) won’t salve this wound.
You POS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They just lost two of three to a sub-.500 team...
Give me a break.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the road, who had won 18 of 27 recently. Where one of the victors is the probable Cy Young winner.
Enough. Uncle. Whatever.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indians still might win 95 games.
don’t stop…believin’.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
But the Indians are also one of the hottest teams in baseball right now…
you always forget to include things like that.
But we did need to take 2 out of 3
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're still in first
“Need” is subjective.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should be up by at least 10 games. twins have half the payroll, plus they just ordered extra fans at the metrodome for that final series.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
silly twins. that order was filled by a shell company for the outfit.
not only will it be mostly sox fans, there’s going to be a twinocide, too.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one said 10 but 5 games isn't a ridiculous thought at all.
If you don’t think so, you are kidding yourself.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, a real shock considering his ground ball rate and the guys he's facing.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They still have to find a defender instead of finding a hole.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, a real shock considering his ground ball rate and the guys he's facing.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where are the fucking strikeouts?!?!?!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see? was that so hard?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yaaa bobby
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU...
Now lose, fucking Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omg dudes a strikeout
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good call, larry
1. Javy was OK.
2. Lineup was OK.
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH was employed to great effect.
Where the eff are the dead animals?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're playing the indians.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i knew that was coming
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew
Didn’t get to catch most of the game.. but I think I may have had a heart attack
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get to a hospital ER
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ohh no
sorry, I said I think I might have had a heart attack if I did
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 25
If I start having heart attacks now.. well then I don’t know what to say.
I do have a really nasty respatory infection though..
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has it impaired your cognitive functions?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evidently so
Hey give me a break, I was stuffing envelopes for 4 hours straight today
by 815Sox on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL. Exceptional. Rec'd.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know that 30 days after he is anointed, the District of Columbia will be renamed the District of Obama?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's already been annointed; do you mean ascension?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apologies.
60 days after his ascension, all the state capitols will be renamed Obama.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dat is wike so funny
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's good shit...
Rec’d.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
only in america
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 3, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never seen that before.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
Fish in a barrel for you, isn’t it?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great stuff
very rare a game finishes well before last orders, I can go get pissed now.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chumbawumba stikes again!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never get this
is it because of the song?
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Poor American humour.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
omg!
anyone still have wgn on? what the fuck is this steve wilkos show? this guy is a fucking clown! this is soooo bad.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This show is hilarious and awesome at the same time...
Come get some tough love from Steve Wilkos!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, it's just him ripping on this girl non-stop for crying. Haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unwatchable. he's just berating this little girl.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At first, I thought he was trying to teach her a lesson...
Now, I think he is just getting his rocks off by making fun of a crying girl. Haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Don't let men treat you like a condom."
Wow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the market closed, POS?
Get in there and SELL, SELL, SELL!!! WTF is TV at 2:38 CST?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that's a sad picture.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's pretty much what i did.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there you go, wu. i just made some cash on the close from my living room just for you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it, wu. now i can't get out.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of the position, or your living room?
You only make cash when you close it out, MM.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
troof
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
closed out the longs, flipped short. can't get out of the shorts. profits booked.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unlimited loss potential
(Whistling past the graveyard..)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry about me. i ran the stock up. i'll get it back down.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hubris, thy name is MM.
(“I ran the stock up.” Oh, you control the float, do you? Sounds perfectly safe and legal.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
naivety, thy name is WU.
i’ll send you the ticker if you want. you can take a look at it and tell me what you think.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring it on.
Let me see – “GOOG”.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you find this stuff?
I believe that really was MM an hour ago. It’s like you are in his closet.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, larry's in the closet alright.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is your right hand, BTW, slugger?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unrelated, but i thought you'd enjoy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's your damn fault. you keep posting these damn things.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it. You POS.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if that means no Allende, then we'd all better take another look.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't worry. that lady will always be there.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha. no kidding. that lady has been a fixture there for as long as i can remember.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not baseball related...
but this could be the funniest story in sports:
http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080903/BLOG21/80903043/1048
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i didn't open up no bags
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just took my job...
Now I’m gonna steal yo shit, foo!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO OTHER A.J.!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick game recap
it was a beautiful day in cleveland but then the indians and white sox started playing baseball and boy do they suck. the game appeared as if it was being played by men who were not alive. hawk and ozzie were about to lose it. BA sucked. alexei sucked. vasquez sucked. dye sucked. konerko sucked.
things turned around briefly and vasquez was good, but it was quickly ascertained that if the sox were to score, he would go back to sucking. this astute analysis was quickly proven to be true as the sox scored 4 runs (although one of the runs was not the result of a home run so we’re waiting to see if it counts), only to be immediately followed by a vasquez meltdown of epic proportions in which he gave up an almost unheard of 3 hits and 2 runs in the sixth inning, and jermaine dye sucked again.
well, the game was clearly over by now, but the sox still had more sucking to do. dotel will never be forgiven for walking sal fasano. then thornton didn’t have the guts to not walk sizemore. alexei sucked again soon after, and then it was time for jenks to blow the 5 out save, which he failed to do, so the indians out-sucked the sox and lost by a score of 2-4, but clearly there were no winners here.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
superb. and accurate.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A craptacular win!
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we now have a sucky 1/2 game lead in the standings.
How was that high last night, BM? You crazy diamond, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
better recap.
That win was about Vazquez and Jenks being men… period. 50 minutes ago
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As crazy as it sounds,
I really do believe there is a collective “thing” the Sox need to prove to everyone….and themselves insofar as overcoming the Twins. They need people to perform at or above expectation for a while to get over the hump. I think the key to doing that….and I’ve talked about it in previous years (yeah, that’s right….this Twins thing that IS A REAL psychological barrier to overcome)…..is to ADMIT its existence. The theory is that it will help reduce anxiety that impedes performance. They ought to try that route….it needs to come from Ozzie, or Kenny. I’m telling you….
by dantesox on Sep 3, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with this entirely.
It does sound crazy.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 3, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're agreeing with me, but I'm not sure it's that or you're just funin' me.
by dantesox on Sep 3, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuckin' brilliant.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frank's season is over...
Athletics transferred designated hitter Frank Thomas from the 15-day to the 60-day disabled list.
His season is officially over. Thomas ended up hitting .263/.364/.387 with five homers in 186 at-bats for the A’s. He’s almost always been a slow starter and gotten better deeper into seasons, but he never had much of a chance this year because of the quad injury that cost him June, July and now September. He probably has at least one more year left in his bat, but it remains to be seen whether any team will want him as a starting DH in 2009. Mike Piazza and Sammy Sosa couldn’t find that kind of work last winter.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 4:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Goofball comment re: Piazza/Sammy v. Frank
Frank is NATURAL. If he can hit he’ll have a gig. End of story.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please tell me that picture of Palin is shopped
and why the hell did we only score 4 runs off Sowers?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good morning!
(Other posters – what’d I tell you!)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are good.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i knew you two...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you get my toe, with nail polish?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bunny, is that you?!?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess not then.
:(
Someday…….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shut up, walter.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraints.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
psh, ass.
i have class now. have to get up before 10 and all that.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you would say that you were classless all summer.
yeah! gotcha bitch!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you didn't post this comment yourself, I'm sure you'd follow it with a
ba-zing!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ba-zing!
that one’s from me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we were short-handed.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
that’s a hell of a lineup, oz
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was good enough to win
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
word.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Ozzie is an idiot.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not on the sox and neither are you.
we were short-handed. no gamethread, disarray, sniping, no posts…
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...bikini-clad VP candidates...
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll never convince me of the "neither are you"
and my real life concerns were far more pressing than the Sox today.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a life outside of the White Sox?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just "real" life, i guess.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And his so-called life.
Oh, that Jordan…always causing conflicts of the heart.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is everything ok?
Why are you no longer a key-holder on this site?
I want answers.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nosy nellie over here.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 3, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I do have a rather prominent proboscis.
And it is fabulous.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 3, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is n. bluth?
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
key holder?
and yeah i’m good, i had class and a whole bunch of other shit that comes with class and living with relative strangers.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds rough, man. trade?
how long is the waiting period up in michigan to buy that gun for under your pillow?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot - college is a prime time for suicide
The crucible of academia. I shudder to remember the pressure.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wasn't complaining
i’m having a great time so far, but it’s engaging and busy.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trade what?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i go to class, deal with your stranger relative roomates, fuck freshmen girls, post gamethreads (prior to the game), drink heavily, and so on.
and you get to compose an asset purchase agreement (with exhibits).
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus, where the fuck do I sign
for either?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you offering to pay for law school?
and can i just take the money and buy some yay instead?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can have my salary for the rest of the week if you do it.
you don’t learn how to compose contracts in law school. that would be useful.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone who has a job that school really prepared them for is not getting paid too well.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or hates themself.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
life is a long fucking time. you'd better be having fun.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what the colombians are for
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought it would all be under the table
the colombians i know don’t like shit written down
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry, are you a fucking moron or self-abusive?
“Engaging and busy” is DEATH, man. Stay away.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
believe me colin, 3 years from now, unless you are lucky enough to
have a full ride and a nice stipend in grad school (and/or nice parents) you will be working 40-50 hours a week and making 35-65K a year at a job you probably don’t like half as much as going to class.
College is great, enjoy it while you can.
by madvillian on Sep 3, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are so right. plus, often there are women who look like this in class. and they provide great life advice!
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that's my wife!
(Yeah, right.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and if that was your wife, i'd be making a florida trip.
actually, i am anyways. sep 18-23.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where?
Big balls during hurricane season. Lots of swings and misses so far, but many flight plans being altered.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
naples. just gonna relax and play some golf. lay by the pool. grab a few nice dinners.
but i’m heading to miami in october. that’s when it’s gonna be time take it up a notch.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naples is good - a bit too crowded for my taste, though.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my buddy has a place down there. more convenient than anything else. seems to be a lot going on.
i thought it was mostly old people, but it appears to be a good time. he knows a chicago bar down there for the bears game, and maybe a sox game or two.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's hoppin'.
IIRC, Larry Bird bought a place on the point for $5MM and knocked it down a few years ago to build what he wanted. BIG effin’ $ in Naples.
You’ll have fun. Go shopping on 5th Ave. Every store you want, with the Gulf close by. Beautiful.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you golf? any suggestions? or restaurants?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't been there since '99
so I’m not an expert. I can ask around.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries. i don't mind playing it by ear.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is the best thing you've ever posted.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so on the pro-titty side of the ledger it's me, furbs, wu, and now it appears larry.
i wonder if anyone else has the balls to take a side on this hot-button issue.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
madvillian seems to be an ass-man.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We know Kenwo and SSH are in the ass camp.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've got plenty of buddies with good personalities. that's not what i'm looking for in a woman.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i in no way want my pro-titty stance to be misconstrued as an anti-ass stance.
i am firmly pro-ass, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you love Kenwo and SSH.
Big ass-men.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Id rather have a broad with big titties.
not that I am anti ass either. Can’t beat nice big fake hooters.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 3, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about nice big real hooters?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbs is pro-ass too
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's my boy.
time to make a
MarketMaker/furby ’08 poster.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should put in a request for cip to do that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
running on a straight pro-ass, pro-titties platform
all the way to the white house!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've got all sorts of opportunities whether i'm in or out of college
and either way i’m going to be having a good time. i know it’s a big deal to lament the passing of your college days, but i’m going to go right ahead and say my life isn’t peaking at 22.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So stop talking about how rough it is, already.
So MUCH to do. So little time – to stay coccooned. And you are right – enjoy the shit out of it.
But start a Gamethread to help a few brothers and sisters out now and again.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wasn't trying to
i was involved in having a real life and gave not a single thought to SSS until whenever i made my first post today.
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These increase in hilarity
with the amount of bullshit work you have. Give my regards to the partners at your firm, as they only increase the humor quotient.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not used to giving a shit about readers yet
give me some time. i’m still young! not even through the injury nexus!
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can’t teach commitment, colin.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just got Weaver on Strategy
i’m just a rookie. i haven’t learned how to accept my role yet.
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the rest of us who have employment, wives, kids, etc.
have no idea how to relate to the “real life” issuers you might have.
BTW, a nice aside: My wife (sorry, for colin, “real life partner”) just mentioned that her boss was in a skybox at the Jake and told her “Tell your hubby I saw the White Sox beat the Tribe’s ass today”.
Nice bow on the package.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess i made it sound like i have all sorts of shit going on
and you guys don’t, and obvs that’s not true. well except for MM and hsa. which is why that will work so well.
also: if you guys will recall, my last attempt at going to school ended in severe depression. this kind of is a big deal for me.
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh, I feel a big "Boo Fucking Hoo" coming from larry.
(As 815c got earlier today.) But I, as an ex-therapist, do understand. I am concerned.
Would you like a cookie?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well thanks, but i actually regret even making mention of it
that was lame and not pertinent to SSS
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yeah, what happened to playing things close to the vest?
or “close to the chest” as is said a couple times in dark knight, but i’ve never heard anyone phrase as such before.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
momentary lapse into a need to feel like i had to justify myself
bleh.
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
severe depression? how does one measure depression?
it seems very subjective. what if i’m really depressed, but i still do everything, while you’re a little depressed, but you can’t peel yourself off the couch?
anywho, might i suggest that you weren’t depressed, but simply bored? that, to me, is what depression is frequently misdiagnosed as.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh well yeah i got a little melodramatic and boohoo up in me there
i don’t know why i felt like bringing that here. note to self: have more balls.
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it is girl-related, then yes, you need to grow a pair.
if it’s life in general, then i still betcha it’s boredom.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
girl related? hellz no.
and perhaps boredom was a part of it (and an interesting suggestion), but it’s likely a genetic issue.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what did fat man do??? i didn't follow the game...
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ate
a lot
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is funny as soon as crede comes back we start sucking
uribe starting 3b we win 1. I feel sorry for joe but his back injury will probably force him to retire if not take another year off and try to make a comeback. I could see that crede was not feeling right, when he couldn’t get down low enough to snag that routine grounder which was dubiously deemed a hit. I am happy he made the all star team and had a pretty good first half, but I agree with the sox, that they shut him down for the rest of the season. This is bitter sweet for me since I was all about re-upping him for a couple of more years. Unfortunately this looks like it will be the end of his career if he wants to be able to walk when he is older. Is there anyway to find out the split stats W/L or winning % when uribe plays 3rd vs crede playing 3rd?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 3, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we could
but don’t you think that would be a pretty simplistic comparison for evaluating uribe’s contribution to the team at 3rd?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i mean we already know that ken griffey is the greatest batting coach ever
looking at kong’s stats as of august 1st…
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From the Press Pass game notes
http://presspass.mlb.com/pp_teamselect.asp
Crede (51-44) Uribe (17-11) Ozuna (7-3) Fields (3-3)
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 3, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck, we should have waived the fat man
kdub is a fucking moron
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delmon Young sitting tonight...
OK, back to baseball … Delmon Young gets a night out of the starting lineup because of a sore ankle. Gardenhire said Young has been playing through ankle pain since he first injured the ankle at the Metrodome right before this road trip started, and last night the left fielder told Gardenhire late in the game that if he got on base, the skipper likely would have to pinch run for him. That was enough to convince Gardenhire to "give him a blow" as they say in the baseball world.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Somebody’s getting a terrible tattoo
what does the chinese symbol for southside look like?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 3, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this site has totally gone into the shitter.
where are the goddamn twins-jays updates? i’m completely lost. is there a rain delay at rogers or something?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You seem to have a direct pipeline to SSH's psyche.
Channel his ass.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell's yeah...
Just noticed that it’s 2-0 Blue Jays!
And right as I post this, Punto with a leadoff walk in the top of the 7th inning. I hate that little prick.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burnett is just about done at around 110 pitches...
Runners at second and third with two outs and Casilla up…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit...
Burnett walks Casilla so the bases are loaded with two outs for Mauer.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok we need a new thread
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lefty Scott Downs in to face Mauer with the bases loaded and two outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scott Downs = Boone Logan
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish...
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know that mauer and morneau are the only ones who bat with risp for the twins.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best 3-4 in the game.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, that's the Twinkies for ya...
They can actually hit with two outs unlike some team I know.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they can hit with 2 outs better than any team you know.
and mauer and morneau are leading the charge.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty much no one thinks that's a repeatable skill
fyi
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Twinkies disagree.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
monsignor strikes again
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's my fault. LOL.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the Jays still have three innings to score two runs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit
3-2 twins
mauer clears the bases
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Chairman - a legit MVP-er.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and probably the only hitter in the league who reminds me of tony gwynn in his prime
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone going to watch our Hockey Mom at 10:22 EST?
I am.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf
is that?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
VP candidate Sarah Palin gives her convention address.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ooh
i thought i missed a commercial for some awesome canadian tv show from the blue jays broadcast.
mlb.tv gives me an annoying blank screen during the breaks.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not. we'll be so inundated with info about all the candidates in the next few months that i'm not going to actively seek any until the election nears.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to see how she handles the initial volley that's been lobbed in her direction
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm interested but i lack tv
i’d like to hear your perspective on the palin nod and the subsequent coverage. listened to talk of the nation today and it seemed like the mccain claims that the media is “out to destroy her” was overblown. i’ve basically been paying no attention except to nate silver.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*claim
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clam
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you saying mccain has a vag?
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dam
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 women in the white house?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huckabee, like his politics or not, is kicking absolute ass.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've never seen someone on tv
with whom i’ve disagreed with so much and yet found likable and compelling.
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how big Giuliani is to this campaign...
Do people still remember / like him from the 9/11 ordeal?
Sarah Palin — great speaker and definitely easy on the eyes. They sure pushed aside the daughter / pregnancy issues by pushing the family values.
Good speach.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how does minnesota teach all of their pitchers not to walk anyone?
they are fantastic at that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
peche Punto
thank you very much
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
punto taketh, and punto giveth away.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BJ broadcast
“and boy, the Twins are awfully close to throwing this one away.”
the way they say ‘out’ is funny.
ooot.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the old IBB to face the other team's 3-hitter.
oh, wait. the 3-hitter is marco scutaro? carry on.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
check that. 2-hitter. still bad, but not hilariously so.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i was about to offer a prayer on behalf of blue jay fans
they’ve still got doc though
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn you scutaro
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate the Twins
that weak hittng stuff pisses me off.
Punto
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
backwards K
2 down for Downs.
Jason Pride up whoever that is.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pridie
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by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty clam?
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pathetic
4-3 twins
top 9
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like no way dudes
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wai!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nathan blew another save?
he blows!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let's buy low on him.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
era above 1! now's the time to scoop!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one out triple for rios
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry, meant thigpen....thigpen!?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who in the fuck is this mofo?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And why is he batting in this situation?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because the jays want to make you shit in your pants
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he strikes out...
Not surprised.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're 14 deep so far in position players. probably slim pickens.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
back-to-back IBBs!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why would you ever do that?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Force at every base...
The runners at 1B and 2B mean nothing. The problem with the strategy is that a walk can win the game of course.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't mind it with nathan on the mound. he's got great control. i wouldn't do it with most guys.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but but what about the 3 bb's tonight...
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two of them were intentional.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
struck out on ball four
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep...
Gameday shows that last pitch as being way high.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inning over. That's fucking brutal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, thigpen! you are the worst thigpen i've ever heard of!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mojo right now!!!!1
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's the Q! episode of the show!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's all about Q!'s major league debut.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's fucking awesome.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, man. that was sweet. 1st mlb hit a homer.
he looks so much better at the plate now.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mauer and morneau out.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my friend from toronto just gave me bottle of crown royal yesterday
should buy her a six pack of old style if the jays win tonight and tomorrow
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3 up 3 down
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jays
have some sick ERA’s in that pen. No wonder they’re 5 over .500 with that awful lineup.
by Bull Pain on Sep 3, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
guardado time
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's fat like our third baseman
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think uribe could pitch better.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Rolen...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leadoff double
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1st and 3rd, no out
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking awesome...
A win like this would be even better because Nathan and the rest of their bullpen got worked over.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go go scott rolen
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo
Good baserunning by Rolen to get to 3rd there. Barely dropped.
by Bull Pain on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
johnny mcdonald win us a game
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
win expectancy 94%
it was only 84% with bases loaded and 1 out last inning
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
twins lose!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 3, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As far as JMac can hit it!
Solid to deep CF!
by Bull Pain on Sep 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOF THANK YOU
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, nooo... I'm gonna
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
enjoy it and remind yourself of the enjoyment the next time you feel the need to piss in somebody's cheerios.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't matter
sox should be up by 6 games at this point
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 3, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, they really should...
if they weren’t playing so crappy lately. Twins are trying to help the Sox out. Sox need to take advantage more.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take a look at who shutout the cubs tonight, too.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that was great...
Doesn’t mean much though. The Brewers lost.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just disappointing is all...
You would have to agree with me that they need at least a two game lead when they head to the Twinkiedome in the last week of the season, right?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, they can be down by 2 games
since we’re going to sweep them
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 3, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would say that they NEED to be within 3 games of the twins
but it would be nice to have a 2 game lead
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so i'm high?
i think thats what you’re trying to imply with that. i’m just speaking truth. i’m not freaking out and giving away white sox games and assuming that anyone will win any game. so yes, they need to be between within three games of the twins entering the last three games of the season.
please continue posting other random pictures that do not apply to the discussion at hand.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's not
Monsignor Non Sequitur fer nothin
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon colintj...
I know you didn’t expect the Twins to keep up with the Sox but surely you would not feel comfortable with the Sox being three games behind the Twins in the last week of the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
where did i say i would feel comfortable?
i just said that is the bare minimum (what they need) to still have a shot. i actually agreed that a 2 game lead would be nice.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, okay...
Sorry then.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is very clearly not what Matt was talking about
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 3, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinda looks like an ex girlfriend of mine
fucking psycho
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 3, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
muff said?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Twins get to avoid Halladay...
At least they still face a good pitcher in Jesse Litsch tomorrow.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, nothing better than seeing Joe Nathan pitch like Billy Koch.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stick a fork in him, he's done!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 3, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
someone needs to tell that kid to stop being a bitch and suck it up
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 3, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty nasty...
but I would push the fork further into his brain since he’s wearing that Twins shirt. Gotta make sure you finish the job, mam.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what happens to any people who try to stand in the way of the
MM/furbs campaign
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 3, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are doomed to a life of Twins-fandom?
ouch.
I support the campaign.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox to miss Jared Weaver!!!
“Weaver’s dugout mishap delays start
He’ll face Yanks at home; Moseley to go in Chicago on Friday”
This is huge. Weaver owns the Sox, especially at The Cell.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The White Sox won’t be unhappy about missing Weaver. He is 3-0 with a microscopic 0.34 ERA in four career starts against the South Siders. Moseley has his own memories of facing Chicago, grinning when asked about his brief experience — two batters worth — at U.S. Cellular Field last season.
“Walk-off homer, Jim Thome,” he said, recalling the explosion that accompanied the White Sox slugger’s 500th career homer, a two-run blast on Sept. 16. “Thanks for reminding me.”
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice to face the guy with the 7.15 ERA on the season...
and 5.45 career ERA over the guy who owns the Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 3, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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