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Plus One, Plus Runs?

Bottom 6, still tied

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man, this strike zone seems to be all over the place.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed...

strike one wasn’t close

by cah05 on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ball 2 was, though.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah it's been spotty

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep. Especially against us.

FUCK!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

GO WHITE SOX

GO GO GO WHITE SOX

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

That Mets-Reds game in 1999

the last pitcher for the Reds…one Dennys Reyes.

They also started Steve Parris, eww

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Horseshit strike call.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

PBR now

got a Goose IPA in the fridge

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

feast or famine with you, isn't it?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

heineken: I would rather drink my own urine

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Than by all means do so.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

here's another reason not to drink heineken

http://jj.am/gallery/v/Racist/Niggers_motivator.jpg.html

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know i have no clue how to do this

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

As previously stated

Jameson Irish etc…

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

miller just like the people at the stadium are drinking

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

maker's mark on the rocks

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

no ice young man, just water - do it right

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like ice mothasucka

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

ice, ice baby

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gumballhead, and now a tasty small batch Michters American Whiskey

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I must be the only sober person on this thread.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

close to it

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm still sober

then again, I’m still at work.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

sober as a judge here.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

No one other than Toonder getting hammered in PST?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's five o'clock somewhere!!!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

OCab, what an asshole

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

konerko-like play.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

damn Morneau's Padowan bullshit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHEN YOU WEEN FAN LOVE YOU

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeez, let Danks catch his breath at least

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Good god

we don’t have anyone good in the lineup

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

TEA FOR DONG

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

he's got a bad achilles.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goddamn, we are weak at the plate.

Last stand for Johnny.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

jd no can has discipline

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

toney and cots

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uhhh

Don’t try that shit

by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks joe mauer drop that batting average

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

A.J. handles it all

but batting

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

Thanks for the free out, batting champion

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

sit down, pretty boy

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

thanks, mauer.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

aj got the old mask

cause he’s a fucking man

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Must weigh 15 pounds.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

morneau and mauer are terrifying

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Not tonight.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

1-6-3, bitch!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck them M&M boys

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

nice play orca

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

GOLD GLOVER

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I knew you'd come around.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOVE IT LIVE

Oh wait, that’s basketball

by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

bats please wake up

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

JOHNIE FUCKING DANKS IS A FUCKING GOD!

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I forgot you have the man-love for Johnny-D.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

creepy old guy

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

huge baby

let’s sing and then go hit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

must.score.runs

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

how does johnny even walk around with those gigantic-assed balls?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

very carefully

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wheelbarrow

Or a segue

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

the bar is busting out Wu Tang and now old school Michael Jackson

and ditching the PBP

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

what Wu song?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

drinking too much to remember

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

OM NOM NOM

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

HA SEE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to just go ahead and say

“Fuck you Jobu, I’ll do it myself!”

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Exactly!!

Wait, what??

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly what i was thinking

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just one would be nice.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bow?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

THOMERRRR!!!!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i love it

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck yeah motherfuckers!!!!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

MASHED TATERZ

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

MASHED TATERS!!!!!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

FELT THAT ONE COMING

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE SEVERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes!!!

I brought my old black lab downstairs with me who was with me for the 05 series and Thome hits it!!!!

DOG LUCK

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Now the bar plays: Jesus Walks

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

THE DAMAGE IS QUITE WHAT???

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

THIS DAMAGE IS SOMETHING ELSE YA DONT SAY

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

keep the thread here dammit

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

no problems - that cardboard box keeping you warm?

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy shit i can't believe how far that ball went.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

wakka wakka wakka!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

600 footer!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

So who pitches the 8th?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Swisher

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

thorndog?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No M&M in the 8th.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

he can has good timez against righties too!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

that ball is still going

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

MORE.

MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE. MORE.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

how do you like me?

how do you like me?

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

my kind of thread is the third thread

a couple of threads before game’s end. where the comments belong to the fops.

and the old people who love sox.

/bad and/or weird guys and dolls parody wtf?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Wait.

I though Thome wasn’t clutch?

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

BOURBON IS GOOD LUCK

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

YES

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sexual harasser.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's a douchnozzle

and definitely a deviant from the winter meetings stories I’ve heard

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

6 batters, 6 outs

and we don’t have to face Mauer again

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Anderson out for the defensive replacement?

Looks like he’s getting ready to go.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

WE WANT FUCKING

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

MORE.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

oops

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Best line of the night.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

rec'd

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY NAME IS JI

JIM THOME
AND I DREAM OF A RING

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Griff shares the desire

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

MOAR

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

general reporting for DOODY

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

if nominated, I will not accept; if elected, I will not serve

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll take that General!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

great job all. nice throw, nice hit, nice exit for a pinch runner!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

READY? 1! WE WANT

MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE RUNS!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Walking Alexi beautiful

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Respecting the missile.

I love it

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

bring in lefty to face aj...fun timez!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

they scared of the Qban missile

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's

go, go, go White Sox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’re with you all the way………

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

are we gonna see sum BA???

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

he so blingee.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

really? walking alexei? this is a math failure.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

wait what?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me, mofo.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're full of shit

and you’re old.

how do you plead?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look it up.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

forgive colin. he's not accustomed to drinking alcohol.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

But he has developed quite a tolerance for fists.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugly, very subdued for the high holidays - I'm impressed

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't be -

every Tu/Thurs I’m sober because of gymnastics practice.

But Happy New Year to you, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

We get it WU

Your body is a temple.

Oi vey!

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, probably best for you to stay sober when seeing those sweaty, tight young boys jumping around

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Projecting again, Petey.

Winning solves all.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm worried about you

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever.

its not like you wear pictures of him on your chest.

by Trooper on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Check it. Everyone else West and Central has gotten theirs.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

not everyone

thanks again by the way

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF, you just asked 2 nights ago, you impatient bastard.

I sent the others out last week. Goddamn!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was last night

and it was a joke

you know i’m appreciative

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know.

You YPOS.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hang in there AJ

Mijares only allowed 3 hits in 9 IP.

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHH, I'VE GOT BLACK AND SILVER SPOTS IN FRONT OF MY EYES!!!!!1

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

*ting*

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

9 games so far this year?

wtf.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Linebrink

8?

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

as many pitchers as it takes

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Matty.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh this guy

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

moar runs plz!!!!

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

thornton

"My eyebrows ain't plucked there's a gun in my truck. Oh,thank god, I'm still a guy." - Paisley
*McCain 08* By Default...

by usualsuspect on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

it's AJ Qzynski's time

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

WE WANT FUCKING

MORE.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

BY THE POWER OF Q

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

"Soon, my friends."

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q-tastic

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mint green. I hate mint green.

PS my wrist is 950 percent.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'MON AJ, BURY THESE COCK-A-ROACHES

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

SAID IT ALREADY

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm late.

Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN

by gafferland on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

BLACKBURN HAS CLASSY SIDEBURNS

I MEAN WHAT AN ASSHOLE

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

could be worse.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

could have been worse

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

jazz hands

for a liner off the pitcher?

by randy77 on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

has anyone put those buttered biscuits on second base like i asked?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

done and dun

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

jazz hands please

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fatty has a batty

its all about how he uses it

by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Juan Q-ribe!!!! let's do it

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Uribe is my favorite player.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit.

Right direction.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh Damn

I thought that was gonna be a hit

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

It's OK. We only need one.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me need more drink

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

JUST GOT MORE BOURBON

it’s supposed to be better luck than that.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK DAMNIT IT STAYED UP TOO LONG

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

does delmon always waddle like that?

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL - I thought he looked like a penguin out there.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

we have the one true penguin on our side

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

uribe is still my favorite player

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

bum bum bum bum bumbumbuuuum

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i bet kenwo is on the suntimes chat

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

he wishes he was here

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

totally

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

WHEN I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY

MY LIPS ARE SEALED

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

1 pitch, 1 out. me likey.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks, back for fucking more - gotta love it

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Danks a grinder tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

danksy is still rockin

ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttt. (in a good way)

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

WE ARE VAIN AND WE ARE BLIND

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

I HATE PEOPLE WHEN THEYRE NOT POLITE

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn my heart is bumpin

Only baseball can do this to me

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

gift call on 2-0.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep - this is evening out.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

luscious locks indeed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm getting so giddy.... i love it

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckz.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Out. Now.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

With you

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really, take him out.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reynolds, asking for the sac bunt down one

That’s about all he could do as a player

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

i spell relief

e-a-s-y-h-e-a-t or j-e-n-k-s

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

one more big pitch johnny

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

pretty much

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

thx 4 blocking it, aj.

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

rack em the fuck up!!!!!!!

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK YES

"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

DANKS!!!!!!!

attaboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

BIIIIIIG FUCKING TURN

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

eat me punto - fuck you!

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Phew

This shit is intense

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Ozzie is a genius.

Me, not so much.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

"Fuckin awesome, Danksy!"

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Flagged.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

he likes danks.

he cant be all that bad.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

FLAGGED.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

its his favorite sox player.

something about Texas.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes. and I am LOVING IT!!!!!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

like a god

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!

(the sound of Punto being DEVOURED by Danks)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Game in @ 2:10 right now

Danks channeling Burlz

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

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