Plus One, Plus Insurance?
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REALISANT MON ESPOIR
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we are vain and we are blind
i hate people when they’re not polite! (like thome)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
you want some of the glowing?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i've kept it relatively together so far though
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so far being operative.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i qualify pretty much every statement i make
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i notice that a lot of the time
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
If there's a night it's allowed
this has got to be it
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
yeah, well pr ain't here either...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
for those wanting to follow win expectancy
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i just noticed how many other sites have open threads right now
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
103 pitches for Danks
think Ozzie is nuts enough to send him back out?
plz no.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
must.score.runs
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
insurance runs plz
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Same guys who whipped him in Minny
coming up
MOAR RUNS
NUM NUM NUM NUM YUMMY PIRANHAS
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
CO, LSSGDFR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
CO, CO, CO! CO, CO, CO! LSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GDFR!
by Dongfang Hong on Sep 30, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
You're not bad,
for someone seemingly Asian.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
come on lets score some god damn fucking runs?
did I get it???
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
srsly
against a lefty?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
wise is a gold glove outfielder. oh, wait...
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Good - let 'em.
We get shit usually. Alexei gettin some looks for ROY. I’m serious.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
These games count
it’ll be close, certainly 2nd place now
i think last night
may have won it for him. i know there are more deserving candidates, but shit like that wins the media over
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Self-hating Sox fan.
Get out. Now.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
CHILDREN!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
but not the british children
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Forked tongue. Asp.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
for fuck's sake, you two.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm fucking with you, douche.
Save the “c” word for a really important moment – like if we blow the lead.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i blame the lack of length on that potential tater on the negative energiez created by u2.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
that was a nasty breaker to wise
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
he's looked real good
every time I’ve seen him
Tied with Gomez.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
WE.NEED.ONE.JERMAINE.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
is punto a trash talker much vs the sox??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions
kid better hustle
don’t seem to be OF fences, might get cuddyer’d
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Just in case you didn't hear me,
WE.NEED.ONE.JERMAINE.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
JD is for BOOM BITCH
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
MOAR MASHED TATERS PLZ!!!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Ah, one more, Jimmer. One more.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
BIG JIM THOME
LOVES MASHED TATERS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
JI can has moar mashed taterz?
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i know its been said about 20 times...
but damn sox are one bad mofo organization to get this black out going….gangsta!
3 true outcomes tonight for Jim - BB, K, HR.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
(nodding at technique.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
WHO CAN HAS CLUTCH
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Harold Reynolds, speaking with the French affectation - Thome'
classy
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
He speaks Canadian.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
THE BOURBON TRAIN JUST KEEPS ON GIVING
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
damn just underneath that one
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
juuuuust missed.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
3 outs Big Boy
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
and he's laughing - he scoffs at pressure
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
Don't you dare throw him another 96 m.p.h. fastball down the pipe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
No fucking around here
3 up 3 down send those fucks home
let's do it to it
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
time for this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW_cgra0qt0
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
which i feel should be bobby's entrance song.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Game 4, Bobby, pretend it's Game 4.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i know you planned it. jenks gonna set it straight, these fucking assholes!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I try to explain to my girlfriend why baseball is awesome.
162 games. 1 game playoff. 1 run lead. 3 out FTW.
There’s just no getting through to some people.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
DTMFBA!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
so like is this what it all comes down to?
what’s the deal here?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
NO BASERUNNERS.
ABSOTIVELY, POSILUTELY
ZERO
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
same problem here
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
shut em down big boy
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
good 0-2 pitch
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
no way. wasn't even close.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
that's what i was talking about!!!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU - SIT DOWN
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
1 down
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I hate this guy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
2 down
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I love this guy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
stand up motherfuckers. it's go time.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
BA!!!!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
BAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
BA woohoo - LIKE A GOD
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
Do we get to keep him for another series?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
YES!!@@@@!@!!!!!!@!!!
BA WOULD HAVE HAD IT OH WAIT
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 30, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE HERE WE'LL ALL BE WEARING GOLD PLATED DIAPERS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
we fucking did it.
i can’t believe it.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
SERIOUSLY, I AM WEEPING AND LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AT THE SAME TIME.
I CAN’T STAND IT!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
how the shit does 2008 follow 2007?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Q, Che, Danks, Floyd, OC.
Big, big changes.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
having a moron for a gm and an idiot for a manager.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Hatchet buried.
Alexei for ROY! Bobby for Fireman! Q for MVP! KW for GM of the Year!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
toonder, i feel like i've been in the shit too
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions
hellz yeah. your purple heart is in the mail.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I have none to give.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I just hope this goes a ways towards FINALLY getting him the job next Spring
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
probably not.....but i'm enjoying it right NOW.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
IT'S GREAT
TO BE
A CHICAGO WHITE SOX FAN
IT’S GREAT
TO BE
A CHICAGO WHITE SOX FAN
IT’S GREAT
TO BE
A CHICAGO WHITE SOX FAN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
FUCK YES IT IS!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions
hail hail -this was glorious!
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
Bigger, pls. I want it to come out of my screen.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
HURRAH TO THE BLACK AND WHITE
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
so true
i’d like to take credit for at least 30 wins this year. you’re all welcome.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
fuck that guy
he didn’t do shit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ssh can gotz bannz by the boss.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
were those the 30 you were awake for?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
you just like to play up coincidence.
bitch.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it wasn't just Swish that brought the awesome this year.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
don't forget the reason we were not tied 1-1:
Griff (!) and AJ
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOO
DONT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ALL THEY DO IS HIT HOME RUNS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
On to Tampa. I am seeing the Friday night game.
Perhaps with larry. I will be able to die. Or want to.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i have to piss like a race horse.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
This is fucking amazing
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
BTW, as mentioned earlier, this is the first time in baseball history
a team has closed out their regular season with 3 wins in 3 days over 3 different teams.
Your Chicago White Sox – making history one game at a time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hatchet unburied. POS.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i'm so fucking stoked.
this night could have ended in the worst possible way, or the best possible way.
i am so glad it is the latter.
1-0 to send the Twinkies home for the off-season.
FUCKING MAGICAL.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
wow, that's another amazing ESPN stat - cuz there's so many time that someone plays 3 different teams on 3 consecutive days
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
Any excuse to be historical.
But it is the first time this year (in 11 chances) it’s happened in MLB. So I guess it is tough to do.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Guys
I’m glad to be “hanging out” with you all tonight
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Considering most of my friends are Cubs fans
I’d take you guys right now anyday
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR
IT’S GREAT
TO BE
A CHICAGO WHITE SOX FAN
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Even if we're lucky there will only be a handful of games like this in all our baseball-watching lives.
Enjoy it. I know I am.
Go Sox!
Put your hate on for the Rays.
Just got an e-mail from a client who says, and I quote, “We are going to kick some ass this weekend! I am glad Rays will be beating the Sox!”
Rays talking trash. Clobberin’ time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
she stepped up to the plate tonight
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
ALSO
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HAY HAY HAY
FUCK THE TWINS
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
okay i'm headed back to the co-op
this bar is obviously good luck for the sox. that and bourbon.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Hah! Colin, I'm gonna head up there one of these days and buy you one,
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
and called the outfield in for the last out....big win.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
my favorite picture from 05
was the cubans smoking with coop
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
woohoo - I just got my phone call confirming I have a ticket Sunday
Tampa Bay? Fuck those P’sOS – Go Sox! {btw – that’s the first 1-0 win of the year for the boys, woohoo!}
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
now let's see some pics of the twins crying in the locker room
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
I prefer the despair of Let's Go Tribe
to any other division site.
but not tonight I don’t.
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, that was sweet
Totally makes up for 2003 – FUCK YOU TWINKIE FUCKS! Haha – Vengeance is a dish best served cold
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
no. i don't want to hear about how we shoulda scored more than 1.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
puhhhhhthetic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
twinz had 5 baserunnerz too many.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Just talked to my dad
I think I’ll be there Sunday. Upper bowl and I love it!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
not having season tickets anymore is the downside to moving. maybe alcs in la!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Angels don't leave Boston alive.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
fine by me. the more i get to see jd and carl weathers running over papelbon, the better!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome, PK, GS, Dye
hurt groins in post game celebration.
All day to day.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Also we're taking up a collection for Larry
‘s mother, the Sox’ good luck charm is going to Florida on us.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
startribune: Coin flip that flopped remains a frustration.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Brooks Boyer's kid picked heads
Give him a cut of the playoff share
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
hahn's kid methinks.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
that's fucking funny, man. you're alright.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
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