Danks is a Man, Baby -- White Sox Win Central
by The Cheat on Sep 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT
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as a matter of fact...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
WTGTD, I FORGIVE YOU FOR KILLING LOGIC
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
THANKS BOSTON.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
BILL OF LADING IS A BITCH I KNOW ;-)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
FUCK BILLS OF LADING
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep. Mine was the most pessimistic vote.
By far.
Man, am I dumb. And happy.
by Dongfang Hong on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions
That was f'ing awsome!
Thank you: Danks, Jenks, Thome
Also, thank you BA for that diving catch!
We are going to beat tampa guys…this is awesome
If you had to choose one . . .
Play of the game?
1) Griffey’s throw to home
2) Thome’s HR
3) BA’s game ending catch
yes
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as you refer to it as "AJ's tag".
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I got BA
purely for late game reasons.
But my favs were strikeouts of maauer and morneau
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
that was so huge - 'specially for our little Danksy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
#1
Not just the throw – but the tag – and the ice cream-coned ball in AJ’s mitt.
And specifically – AJ standing up holding his mitt out to show Cuddyer the ball.
Big props to Cuddyer for not punching AJ in the face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THAT ASSHOLE!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t really know what else to say than that
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
Fuck Tampa Bay and fuck the fucking Diaz Brothers - the world is yours Ozzie
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
funny, was just thinking, b/c i'm in boston naturally, "fuck pedroia, and fuck the red sox!"
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Fuck those fucking fucks too - our pitching is coming around
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
they're a bunch of cocksuckers
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the only option.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
BA caught it baby!
and Danks threw a heck of a game!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
amazing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
i dont even know what to say
this couldn’t have been any better. no team i would’ve rather had faced in this than the twins because i really enjoyed crushing them. danks… wow. how big and hairy are his balls? the damage was quite severe. BA is fucking 6 honeys at a time in the locker room. ozzie is swearing to the point no one can understand him. buehrle is calling the twins shit heads. aj is showing cuddyer the ball after tagging him out. griffey is old and slow. jesus this is awesome
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
is it bad that I'm supremely confident for this series?
possible Javy game 1 and all?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Clayton Richard
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
so
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
have to see game one
i was confident after game one against boston.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
at least it is now known
that guys can do the job on short rest.
DANKS WAS NAILS.
pitching and offense pitching and offense pitching and offense
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
wow, great photos for the recap
I feel an eery calmness about the postseason – bring it on motherfuckers!
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
Best recap evah, Cheat.
Succinct, yet emotionally charged. Very, very nice pics.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
No. Q alone wins. Chelexei puts it ridiculously out of reach.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
If Swisher doesn't have such an unlucky/shitty year
It wouldn’t be a question.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Who's his competition?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
True but this award is usually given for a single year turnaround
Tampa has been slowly building to this year
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Tampa's GM? All they hadto do was play their #1 draft picks.
Kenny nailed it. Maddron will win Manager o’ hte Year, but KW is GM King.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yeah, he definitely deserves it for his cunning
“be atrocious for an entire decade, stockpile good young players with your yearly great draft picks, and then eventually become good” plan.
by Dongfang Hong on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
People are shortsighted
GM of the Dodgers, Brewers, Cubs all have shots.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Cubs? Throw enough money at it, and there you go.
Free agents. Kenny traded, man, and scoured the Commies. Dodgers, maybe, because of the Manny trade.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Ran out of gas - seriously.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
kenny williams
what a guy…
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
let's see...
Q -
swish – um, wait till end of next year to evaluate
dotel – done the job imo
linebrink – great first half
alexei – dude, we like call him che, how do you think that one panned out
uribe – fuck, we would’ve been polishing our knobs with pixie dust
danks/floyd – 29-17 out of these guys. i’m tired of hearing how floyd was lucky, yeah in the first half, but i’m anxious to see him perform next year
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Re the Anderson catch.
Only “decent” for him. He was all over it from the get go. Maybe Owens gets there, no one else though.
An absolute joy to watch. He was happy, too.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
yes. I have never been so elated to not see Griffey in CF. Never.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions
looking at the picture
how did aj hang onto that ball?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
We need a moment of solemn prayer for Q!
’s wrist.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Anyone by chance record the game tonight?
I didn’t get to watch it :(
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 6:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations Guys
It took 163 games, but you did it. Heres to seeing you guys in the WS
PS: If that was Ted Lilly, Aj is on the ground crying :)
hopefully we meet you guys later...
…and we destroy you!! :-)
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
This city isn't prepared for that kind of insanity
Wrigleyville is going to be bananas tomorrow, Gomorrah-esque.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
no booze or something
WHAT WILL THEY SLIP THEIR DATE RAPE DRUGS IN???
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
IN THE RED BULL, BRAH
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 1, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions
That, my friends, was a motherfucking ballgame.
Three straight elimination games, three different teams, three straight wins. The word “choke” is not in this team’s vocabulary.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions
Where have ye been?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
uh, it is when they use the phrase
“choke on our big, hairy balls you motherfucking twinkie shit heads”
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Edwin Jackson
not on TB playoff roster. Looks like David Price will be.
Interesting. Jackson has done well against us, IIRC.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
is there even a teeny tiny itsy bitsy chance that Q can come back...
during the postseason?
I got all excited when I saw him hugging people.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
That would be the bionic wrist.
God I love this shit
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
SWISHER WANTED TO SAY
DANKS HAS BIG BALLS, BUT HE SAID HE WASN’T ALLOWED TO SAY IT ON TV, “HE’S GOT HEART”.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions
HAZY I WOULD FUCK YOU IF U WERE A GIRL.
EVEN IF U WERE A FAT GIRL.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions
WE HAVE ENOUGH TO BE CROWNED.
NOW CROWN TB’S ASSES!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions
seconded.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
me 2
he seemed to complain about the short rest.
He’ll be ready and we’ll manage at least a split in TB, followed by 2 home wins.
HOLLA
by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
You had to figure he would.
Ozzie’s gonna try to steal game 1 and get all the “real” pitchers back on normal rest. At minimum, Javy ought to be able to keep the bullpen fresh. Also, if he’s going to start, it’s better that he do it on the road than in front of a hostile home crowd.
Remember, Paul Byrd beat the Sox in game 1 of the Angel’s series in a similar situation in ’05.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
so
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
He has low expectations
Because most people will assume the Sox will lose Game 1 because of Javy and will try and steal Game 2. Javy is the best when no one expects shit from him……so we’re all good!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
as the resident bullpen expert
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 1, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
agreed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions
3 game winning streak going in...peaking at right time...i see moar ws bannerz.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
Any of you guys out at the Cell?
There was a surrious blackout. Freakin sweet.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
Playoff roster is...?
Obvious “makes”:
1 AJ
2 Toby
3 Konerko
4 Swisher
5 Thome
6 Che
7 OC
8 Uribe
9 D-Wise
10 BA
11 Griffey
12 Dye
13 Buehrle
14 Vazquez
15 Big Hairy Balls
16 Danks
17 Jenks
18 Thornton
19 Dotel
20 Linebrink
21 Richard
Who are the last four? I think I’d give MacDougal a spot — he’s had moments of semi-competence. Then who else? Carrasco? Ramirez? JO? Is Quentin a hopeful for, maybe, maybe a mid-series return? Would it be worth it to give him a spot?
carrasco has to be.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I think we need another infielder somewhere - I assume Fields (despite the fact that he hasn't played since, what, May?)
So, I got Fields, Carrasco, McDougal & Q.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats. TAEG.
We need uproarious TAEG EVERY, SINGLE DAY, from here on out.
Need to ease the stress.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
uproarious TAEG threads
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Congrats right back atcha Bally.
And to confirm your earlier assertion: Yes, we do indeed want fucking.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
In sophmore yr HS in '66,
only the slow track dummies took typing. It was a very bad sign.
As you might well guess, I was on a little faster track.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
that's why I post about once every 3 innings.
Composing.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
That "Return" key is a bitch alright.
Having said, that, I probably laughed harder at that (and Dongfang’s response) than at anything all year — well done, sir.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm like the monkey pawing away at the keyboard for 1 or 2 billion years,
every now and then I have a funny.
50% intentional / 50% errors, well maybe 51 / 49.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
MacDougal and Carrasco are give ins
Owens, I think will be there and then probably Q! depending on if he can even swing a bat, but i think that’s overly optimistic. Fields is an interesting choice in case he wants to pinch hit for Uribe at some point. More I think of it, it will probably be Macdougal, Carrasco, Owens and Fields.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
isn't fields injured?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Not that I know of,
I know he’s having surgery at the end of the year but that hasn’t kept him from playing now.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
played 3rd the other day for .5 inning.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Well Q isn't close to coming back yet from all that I've read
he hasn’t even taken BP yet. If the Sox advance, then they can reshuffle their 25 man roster to include Q
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
all he needs is 45 mins of BP.
if it’s healed.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
We've had lights out pitching the last 3 days
Bring it on, we’re ready
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
The be all and end all.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Just saw Q opening and shooting
a bottle of champagne!
If he can do that, he can play!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
I CAN'T GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF I DON'T HAVE 50 CENTS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions
oh
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCJKKKKKKKKKKKK PUNTO!!!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
adorned my desktop for a couple fine weeks....one of my favs for the year.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
starting pitching.
javy and mb on normal rest for games 1-2.
bhb on five days rest for game 3 at the cell.
if the sox aren’t done toying with the rays, danks on five days rest for game 4 at the cell.
if the sox are going for a best drama emmy, vazquez on five days rest or buehrle on normal rest for game 5.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GAME
WHITE SOX WHITE SOX GO GO WHITE SOX…..
WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE THOUGHT KEN GRIFFEY FUCKING JUNIOR WOULD WIN THIS GAME WITH HIS DEFENSE…. ON TO FUCKING TAMPA
good man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions
Fucking amazing.
Danks was unstoppable tonight and really proved that he has become what we all thought he could be. Jr.s defense was actually beneficial and finally made me happy we got him.
I miss the nets.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 30, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
white sox baseball. peaking at the right time.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
I'd like a return of the hitless wonders
no hits but only homeruns
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
naw i was upper deck...
and i threw my rally towel after we won… it was just a regular black towel so that was about the only disapointment of the night
AJ on ESPN
He’s talkin croaky and he’s got white foam all over him.
Some kinda nice.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
i wouldnt be surprised
Toby reads SSS.
What else does he do??
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
it's a good night to remember to thank you for running this zoo. so, thanks!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
cheat is the real MVP.
christopher michaels is the pablo ozuna of SSS
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
I give some credit to Wiz
He decided to move back to his mom’s basement at the right time.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
If Podsednik could hit a game winning HR
Fatty2 will come up big somehow this series, perhaps shoving a shaving cream pie down Carl Crawford’s throat.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Dear Q, please help us in this difficult journey to the land of old people
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
flagged. that's a repost.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Steve Holt!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions
Elijah_Price: So hey, Jim. How you feeling this October?
WordUpThome: HAPPY AS HE
WordUpThome: HELL
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
I hope he's knee deep in about a dozen midwestern broads right about now.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
a gem from the twinkie town recap:
This was a game that the Twins could have, and probably should have, won…but didn’t. John Danks was the windshield, Minnesota’s offense was the bug, and John Danks was also the windshield wipers smearing us across John Danks the windshield. John Danks was also driving, laughing maniacally while smoking a cigar and running over kittens. He was also talking on his cell phone and not wearing a seat belt. JOHN DANKS IS A MANIAC!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Pitching, defense, and power!
Earl Weaver would be happy. I wonder how the Twins fan that mailed cheat mocking the Sox softball team approach is feeling (I’m guessing he’s posting somewhere complaining about the coin toss)….
Anyway, petty vindictiveness aside, that had to be one of the better defensive games the Sox have had this season.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 30, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
hahaha. they got something right over there.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions
alexei ramirez
goes 0 for 1 with NO K’s and 2 WALKS.
what the shit is that???? haha i meanid love to see a hit, but thats kind of a productive night from this Che
buehrle, floyd, danks had call yesterday, call today, and call tomorrow. all winners with backs against walls on three days' rest.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
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Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
one on every site?
In the end… …for all my negativity I find myself wishing they’d won and I feel sad that they lost.
Go get ’em next year Twins!
…and to the White Sox? See you at home in a week, cuz you’re 3 and out!
Dear Firpo, looks like my stock is fine.
by MNPundit on Sep 30, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
HOEPFULLY HE SAW THE FRIED PIRANHAS.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions
i expect thank you notes to larry's mom from each of you on my desk by thursday morning.
i’m sure a lot of you were struggling during the game. was larry lying to us when he assured us victory? why can’t the sox score runs? what does natalie punto look like? why is ken griffey in center? who nick blackburn? how does larry’s mom assure the sox victory? what does SSH2005 think of all of this? and, why can’t the sox score more runs?
i thought this was implied but larry’s mom is old. likes the low scoring games. likes things to be difficult, like when she had to walk backwards to school uphill and then swim home in a shark infested lake michigan. she said tonight’s game was a lesson: even midgets (who she assured me are “people”, too) can do great things if they try hard enough. normally i’d argue with her about how midgets aren’t people and use nick punto as a counter example. but she was all tuckered out after the effort she put in tonight assuring victory. i think john danks’ nut sack descends all the way to the ground and provided the millimeter required for the sox midget to out-tall the twin midget.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
who nick blackburn?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Tonight, we all Nick Blackburn.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i nick blackburn, but i also nick punto.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LARRY AND WU SHARED A BOTTLE OF AGED SCOTCH BEFORE THE GAME.
SCOTCH, POLISH, AND NACHOS DON’T MIX.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions
Good job, Larry.
I knew it was in good hands.
What color roses?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Well, well worth it.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Oh, and Nick Punto is not a midget -- actually, he's technically a member of the radish family.
I read all about it here, in “Nick Punto is From Mars, Carlos Gomez is From Venus”.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
heeheheheheheehehehee.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions
Their "fail" posts were pretty solid, though
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 30, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Just got back from the game!
The BLACKOUT was insane to see. Every strike was followed by an uproar from the crowd. It was the loudest I can remember from maybe the ALDS. Crazy, crazy shit.
Oh yeah, I was in the skybox, and on the way out of my room, I saw and said Hi to Scott Merkin.
Yea, was there for the no-hitter too. :)
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
You know Joe
I know a Joe that was in a skybox tonight and was at the no hitter.
Small world? Maybe…
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I tell ya Feisty, you know who was in a skybox tonight and was at the no-hitter ...
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I just feel honored that THE ACTUAL El Guapo commented on my post
I can die a happy SSS’er now
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Or better yet
What is this Joe’s last name?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Describe him, maybe it's me.....
And don’t tell me your name is Adam…..
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Tall, dark, handsome.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Fine, I won't tell you
but the fact remains that my name is Adam
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
WOW MAYBE U 2 CAN GET A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER
TOMORROW NIGHT!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions
Whats up fellow Chilihead?
What a small god-damn world huh?
So...you both work at Chili's?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I wanted to come up with some snappy comeback to that
such as “can you score me a free mudslide?”, but I don’t know the Chili’s menu well enough to execute such a maneuver.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Mudslide?
We have em, but we’re more known for giant fruity margaritas.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I'm coming to get a giant fruity margarita (on the house) the next time I'm in Chicago, in November.
you got some shrimp poppers or something like that, too?
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright, then giant fruity margaritas it is!
I’ll give you plenty of lead time the next time I’m in Chicago to perfect your recipe ;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
weird.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
Maybe I should be talking about the time I spend on the internet at work more often???
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
yeah, for sure. all my co-workers are well aware of my activities. and none of them are on SSS, I can guarantee that much.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Before the other night, I figured I could to
All the other guys at work seem to be Cubs fans, except Joe. Never really thought about it.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
'05 clincher over the Angels was special...
sox fans gathered at the visitor’s dugout after the game. Uribe sprayed us w/ bubbly.
It may sting your eyes, and make your hair sticky
And make you feel all damp and squishy…
but I wouldnt want it any other way…wuvs champagne flowing.
It often may include sweaty-stinky-sticky hugs,too. Clinch games rock.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
uribe sprayed me with mustard once
that was one unruly hot dog
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
hot dog? is that what you kids are calling it these days?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
On BBTN
interview with Mauer you can clearly see some damaged duct work in the visitors clubhouse. Somebody got a little mad and took it out on something other than Natalie Punto
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Oh Cheat
They’re all taking it out on Natalie Punto tonight.
You know what I mean.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
gus. if you're reading this. let her go. she has a newborn child.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
while lil' Nicky cries in the corner.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions
Tear ducts?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
WHO CARES ABOUT THE VISITORS CLUB HOUSE.
LOL! I HOPE THEY SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOORS FOR TB TO STEP ON.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions
Literally tiny -- she is about the size of a shotglass.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats White Sox fans!
I was pulling for your team to win tonight, despite being a Red Sox fan. The Twins don’t belong in the postseason with their lineup – Mauer, Morneau, and 7 guys who can’t really hit – although their rotation and pen are fine. Good luck against the Rays – you’ll need it!
VG.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
Ozzie . . .
“I could make a book just on this year,” Guillen said. “It was hard. Very, very hard.”
What would he call the book?
" ‘How the Hell We in [Bleep] First Place?’ " he said, laughing.
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
i've read that book.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions
The sequel, Dear Firpo, Looks Like My Stock Is Fine, is actually better.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions
mnpundit is a hack.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what they said about Dickens.
(the foregoing statement is completely untrue)
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
DUDE HE'S MAD OVER THE FRIED PIRANHAS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions
LOL
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions
FIRE HIM HE'S OUTTA CONTROL AHHHHH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions
What a glorious Punch in the Nuts by the Peoria Pounder
mmm….mashed taters.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Sox up to 56.7% in BP Playoff Odds as of right now.
I’m starting to like our chances.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions
The haven't read
“Comprehensive Statistical Analysis: It Seems Likely that the Winner of Tonight’s White Sox – Twins Game Will be Decided by "Runs Scored”.
by TAEG
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.