Danks is a Man, Baby -- White Sox Win Central
by The Cheat on Sep 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT
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WOOOO!!!!!!
Wish I was there tonight! What a win!
by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
w00t!
YEA! Never lose hope!!! WOOO!!!
Go Colts!
by Marked Hoosier on Sep 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remeber what most of us were predicting at the start of the season???
Gotta love baseball!!!
by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as a matter of fact...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTGTD, I FORGIVE YOU FOR KILLING LOGIC
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANKS BOSTON.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BILL OF LADING IS A BITCH I KNOW ;-)
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BILLS OF LADING
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep. Mine was the most pessimistic vote.
By far.
Man, am I dumb. And happy.
by Dongfang Hong on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was f'ing awsome!
Thank you: Danks, Jenks, Thome
Also, thank you BA for that diving catch!
We are going to beat tampa guys…this is awesome
by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If you had to choose one . . .
Play of the game?
1) Griffey’s throw to home
2) Thome’s HR
3) BA’s game ending catch
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Obviously . . .
Player of the game is Danksy Baby
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Player of the game
is that sticky icky Dank
play of the game is option number 1 IMO
by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as you refer to it as "AJ's tag".
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got BA
purely for late game reasons.
But my favs were strikeouts of maauer and morneau
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was so huge - 'specially for our little Danksy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
#1
Not just the throw – but the tag – and the ice cream-coned ball in AJ’s mitt.
And specifically – AJ standing up holding his mitt out to show Cuddyer the ball.
Big props to Cuddyer for not punching AJ in the face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THAT ASSHOLE!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t really know what else to say than that
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Tampa Bay and fuck the fucking Diaz Brothers - the world is yours Ozzie
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
funny, was just thinking, b/c i'm in boston naturally, "fuck pedroia, and fuck the red sox!"
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck those fucking fucks too - our pitching is coming around
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're a bunch of cocksuckers
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it has to be
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only option.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BA caught it baby!
and Danks threw a heck of a game!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
amazing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont even know what to say
this couldn’t have been any better. no team i would’ve rather had faced in this than the twins because i really enjoyed crushing them. danks… wow. how big and hairy are his balls? the damage was quite severe. BA is fucking 6 honeys at a time in the locker room. ozzie is swearing to the point no one can understand him. buehrle is calling the twins shit heads. aj is showing cuddyer the ball after tagging him out. griffey is old and slow. jesus this is awesome
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PUNCH 'EM IN THE DICK
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SOX WIN SOX WIN SOX WIN
Go get the dirty stinkin rotten Rays!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is it bad that I'm supremely confident for this series?
possible Javy game 1 and all?
by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Clayton Richard
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Liar.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
have to see game one
i was confident after game one against boston.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at least it is now known
that guys can do the job on short rest.
DANKS WAS NAILS.
pitching and offense pitching and offense pitching and offense
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, great photos for the recap
I feel an eery calmness about the postseason – bring it on motherfuckers!
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kenny: Garland is a pussy.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best recap evah, Cheat.
Succinct, yet emotionally charged. Very, very nice pics.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really wanna say that Williams deserves GM of the year
Is that just being a homer?
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No. Q alone wins. Chelexei puts it ridiculously out of reach.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Overkill.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Swisher doesn't have such an unlucky/shitty year
It wouldn’t be a question.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's his competition?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't know the name
But Tampa’s manager?
People love that “Last to first” shit
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True but this award is usually given for a single year turnaround
Tampa has been slowly building to this year
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tampa's GM? All they hadto do was play their #1 draft picks.
Kenny nailed it. Maddron will win Manager o’ hte Year, but KW is GM King.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, he definitely deserves it for his cunning
“be atrocious for an entire decade, stockpile good young players with your yearly great draft picks, and then eventually become good” plan.
by Dongfang Hong on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
People are shortsighted
GM of the Dodgers, Brewers, Cubs all have shots.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cubs? Throw enough money at it, and there you go.
Free agents. Kenny traded, man, and scoured the Commies. Dodgers, maybe, because of the Manny trade.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuku sucks
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ran out of gas - seriously.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kenny williams
what a guy…
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
let's see...
Q -
swish – um, wait till end of next year to evaluate
dotel – done the job imo
linebrink – great first half
alexei – dude, we like call him che, how do you think that one panned out
uribe – fuck, we would’ve been polishing our knobs with pixie dust
danks/floyd – 29-17 out of these guys. i’m tired of hearing how floyd was lucky, yeah in the first half, but i’m anxious to see him perform next year
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re the Anderson catch.
Only “decent” for him. He was all over it from the get go. Maybe Owens gets there, no one else though.
An absolute joy to watch. He was happy, too.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes. I have never been so elated to not see Griffey in CF. Never.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looking at the picture
how did aj hang onto that ball?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh, and Q!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a moment of solemn prayer for Q!
’s wrist.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's fine.
fear him.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone by chance record the game tonight?
I didn’t get to watch it :(
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 6:49 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Congratulations Guys
It took 163 games, but you did it. Heres to seeing you guys in the WS
PS: If that was Ted Lilly, Aj is on the ground crying :)
by cubsfaninatl on Sep 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hopefully we meet you guys later...
…and we destroy you!! :-)
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
swept each other at home this year.
if they both reach the world series
FUCKING BONKERS
by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this city will burn
again
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This city isn't prepared for that kind of insanity
Wrigleyville is going to be bananas tomorrow, Gomorrah-esque.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no booze or something
WHAT WILL THEY SLIP THEIR DATE RAPE DRUGS IN???
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IN THE RED BULL, BRAH
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 1, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, my friends, was a motherfucking ballgame.
Three straight elimination games, three different teams, three straight wins. The word “choke” is not in this team’s vocabulary.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where have ye been?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uh, it is when they use the phrase
“choke on our big, hairy balls you motherfucking twinkie shit heads”
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Edwin Jackson
not on TB playoff roster. Looks like David Price will be.
by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting. Jackson has done well against us, IIRC.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there even a teeny tiny itsy bitsy chance that Q can come back...
during the postseason?
I got all excited when I saw him hugging people.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is he hugging with the wrist?
I hope so!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say
I didnt see the bandage he’s been sporting!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be the bionic wrist.
God I love this shit
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll be back in the alcs
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWISHER WANTED TO SAY
DANKS HAS BIG BALLS, BUT HE SAID HE WASN’T ALLOWED TO SAY IT ON TV, “HE’S GOT HEART”.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTGTD
I even love you right now brother!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAZY I WOULD FUCK YOU IF U WERE A GIRL.
EVEN IF U WERE A FAT GIRL.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mildly disturbed
but that’s cool… maybe…
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 1, 2008 1:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE HAVE ENOUGH TO BE CROWNED.
NOW CROWN TB’S ASSES!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
faith.
I HAZ IT
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seconded.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me 2
he seemed to complain about the short rest.
He’ll be ready and we’ll manage at least a split in TB, followed by 2 home wins.
HOLLA
by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You had to figure he would.
Ozzie’s gonna try to steal game 1 and get all the “real” pitchers back on normal rest. At minimum, Javy ought to be able to keep the bullpen fresh. Also, if he’s going to start, it’s better that he do it on the road than in front of a hostile home crowd.
Remember, Paul Byrd beat the Sox in game 1 of the Angel’s series in a similar situation in ’05.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has low expectations
Because most people will assume the Sox will lose Game 1 because of Javy and will try and steal Game 2. Javy is the best when no one expects shit from him……so we’re all good!
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Javy for Game One
Here we go
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Liney is back
He will be great the rest of the way.
I know this.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as the resident bullpen expert
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Oct 1, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 game winning streak going in...peaking at right time...i see moar ws bannerz.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha swears
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you OC
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Any of you guys out at the Cell?
There was a surrious blackout. Freakin sweet.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THOME!
The damage is quite severe.
I bet he smells rank right now…
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Playoff roster is...?
Obvious “makes”:
1 AJ
2 Toby
3 Konerko
4 Swisher
5 Thome
6 Che
7 OC
8 Uribe
9 D-Wise
10 BA
11 Griffey
12 Dye
13 Buehrle
14 Vazquez
15 Big Hairy Balls
16 Danks
17 Jenks
18 Thornton
19 Dotel
20 Linebrink
21 Richard
Who are the last four? I think I’d give MacDougal a spot — he’s had moments of semi-competence. Then who else? Carrasco? Ramirez? JO? Is Quentin a hopeful for, maybe, maybe a mid-series return? Would it be worth it to give him a spot?
by CWSKeith on Sep 30, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(on phone) q will be on it
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carrasco has to be.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ, Q!, Mac, JO
dj CAN pitch, Q! will be fine, Mac has moments, JO can run
by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we need another infielder somewhere - I assume Fields (despite the fact that he hasn't played since, what, May?)
So, I got Fields, Carrasco, McDougal & Q.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats. TAEG.
We need uproarious TAEG EVERY, SINGLE DAY, from here on out.
Need to ease the stress.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uproarious TAEG threads
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats right back atcha Bally.
And to confirm your earlier assertion: Yes, we do indeed want fucking.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In sophmore yr HS in '66,
only the slow track dummies took typing. It was a very bad sign.
As you might well guess, I was on a little faster track.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why I post about once every 3 innings.
Composing.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That "Return" key is a bitch alright.
Having said, that, I probably laughed harder at that (and Dongfang’s response) than at anything all year — well done, sir.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm like the monkey pawing away at the keyboard for 1 or 2 billion years,
every now and then I have a funny.
50% intentional / 50% errors, well maybe 51 / 49.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MacDougal and Carrasco are give ins
Owens, I think will be there and then probably Q! depending on if he can even swing a bat, but i think that’s overly optimistic. Fields is an interesting choice in case he wants to pinch hit for Uribe at some point. More I think of it, it will probably be Macdougal, Carrasco, Owens and Fields.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
isn't fields injured?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not that I know of,
I know he’s having surgery at the end of the year but that hasn’t kept him from playing now.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
played 3rd the other day for .5 inning.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still think speed wise,
JO is the better choice.
by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Q isn't close to coming back yet from all that I've read
he hasn’t even taken BP yet. If the Sox advance, then they can reshuffle their 25 man roster to include Q
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 30, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all he needs is 45 mins of BP.
if it’s healed.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've had lights out pitching the last 3 days
Bring it on, we’re ready
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The be all and end all.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
really. what a gangsta
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This gonna happen to you,too, Rays!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now that was a fucking game
the pitching, the throw and tag, the catch…bring on the rays
by BustedFlush on Sep 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just saw Q opening and shooting
a bottle of champagne!
If he can do that, he can play!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KENNY 4 PRESIDENT
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I CAN'T GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF I DON'T HAVE 50 CENTS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
waiting for larry's mom's 1st post
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i bet she swears a lot
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCJKKKKKKKKKKKK PUNTO!!!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
adorned my desktop for a couple fine weeks....one of my favs for the year.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting pitching.
javy and mb on normal rest for games 1-2.
bhb on five days rest for game 3 at the cell.
if the sox aren’t done toying with the rays, danks on five days rest for game 4 at the cell.
if the sox are going for a best drama emmy, vazquez on five days rest or buehrle on normal rest for game 5.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GAME
WHITE SOX WHITE SOX GO GO WHITE SOX…..
WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE THOUGHT KEN GRIFFEY FUCKING JUNIOR WOULD WIN THIS GAME WITH HIS DEFENSE…. ON TO FUCKING TAMPA
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would go but i dont think i could take any more of that
my nerves are completely shot…..
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know one thing...
I’m going to Chavez Ravine to boo the shit out of the Cubs
by RoyEgan on Sep 30, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking amazing.
Danks was unstoppable tonight and really proved that he has become what we all thought he could be. Jr.s defense was actually beneficial and finally made me happy we got him.
I miss the nets.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 30, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
white sox baseball. peaking at the right time.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Much as I'd love to crush the Cubbies...
…let’s replay the ’59 series w/ a different result.
by RoyEgan on Sep 30, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like a return of the hitless wonders
no hits but only homeruns
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you get nailed with some bubbly?
Come on, tell us how it REALLY was?!?!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
naw i was upper deck...
and i threw my rally towel after we won… it was just a regular black towel so that was about the only disapointment of the night
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJ on ESPN
He’s talkin croaky and he’s got white foam all over him.
Some kinda nice.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
something something...
something something!!!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone pick up on what the theme song is?
And please don’t say punch em in the dick
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wouldnt be surprised
Toby reads SSS.
What else does he do??
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plot shaving cream pie diversions?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 30, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's a good night to remember to thank you for running this zoo. so, thanks!
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cheat is the real MVP.
christopher michaels is the pablo ozuna of SSS
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give some credit to Wiz
He decided to move back to his mom’s basement at the right time.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Podsednik could hit a game winning HR
Fatty2 will come up big somehow this series, perhaps shoving a shaving cream pie down Carl Crawford’s throat.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He gave Danks a real nice ride
on his shoulders after the game.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Q, please help us in this difficult journey to the land of old people
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
how great is that!
rec’d!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged. that's a repost.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Danks (above picture) = Steve Holt!
by CWSKeith on Sep 30, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Steve Holt!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Elijah_Price: So hey, Jim. How you feeling this October?
WordUpThome: HAPPY AS HE
WordUpThome: HELL
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BA should be rolling with the honies right about now
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 30, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he's knee deep in about a dozen midwestern broads right about now.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a gem from the twinkie town recap:
This was a game that the Twins could have, and probably should have, won…but didn’t. John Danks was the windshield, Minnesota’s offense was the bug, and John Danks was also the windshield wipers smearing us across John Danks the windshield. John Danks was also driving, laughing maniacally while smoking a cigar and running over kittens. He was also talking on his cell phone and not wearing a seat belt. JOHN DANKS IS A MANIAC!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pitching, defense, and power!
Earl Weaver would be happy. I wonder how the Twins fan that mailed cheat mocking the Sox softball team approach is feeling (I’m guessing he’s posting somewhere complaining about the coin toss)….
Anyway, petty vindictiveness aside, that had to be one of the better defensive games the Sox have had this season.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 30, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha. they got something right over there.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alexei ramirez
goes 0 for 1 with NO K’s and 2 WALKS.
what the shit is that???? haha i meanid love to see a hit, but thats kind of a productive night from this Che
by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe they won
That was unfuckingbelievable. What a great game.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 30, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
buehrle, floyd, danks had call yesterday, call today, and call tomorrow. all winners with backs against walls on three days' rest.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow james taylor looks old
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the man IS old.
looks like he has a job bit
by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wsex.com (World Sports Exchange)
2008 PRO BASEBALL CHAMPIONSHIP (1-Pay) $100 WIN
Series Name Sell Buy
CHICAGO C 20 25
LOS ANGELES A 18 22
BOSTON 14 18
TAMPA BAY 12 15
PHILADELPHIA 9 12
LOS ANGELES D 7 10
MILWAUKEE 6 9
CHICAGO W 4 6
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love when colbert does stuff like that.
sox fan (maybe)
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one on every site?
In the end… …for all my negativity I find myself wishing they’d won and I feel sad that they lost.
Go get ’em next year Twins!
…and to the White Sox? See you at home in a week, cuz you’re 3 and out!
Dear Firpo, looks like my stock is fine.
by MNPundit on Sep 30, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I saw that too
There are also some major sore loser posts on BCB
by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOEPFULLY HE SAW THE FRIED PIRANHAS.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i expect thank you notes to larry's mom from each of you on my desk by thursday morning.
i’m sure a lot of you were struggling during the game. was larry lying to us when he assured us victory? why can’t the sox score runs? what does natalie punto look like? why is ken griffey in center? who nick blackburn? how does larry’s mom assure the sox victory? what does SSH2005 think of all of this? and, why can’t the sox score more runs?
i thought this was implied but larry’s mom is old. likes the low scoring games. likes things to be difficult, like when she had to walk backwards to school uphill and then swim home in a shark infested lake michigan. she said tonight’s game was a lesson: even midgets (who she assured me are “people”, too) can do great things if they try hard enough. normally i’d argue with her about how midgets aren’t people and use nick punto as a counter example. but she was all tuckered out after the effort she put in tonight assuring victory. i think john danks’ nut sack descends all the way to the ground and provided the millimeter required for the sox midget to out-tall the twin midget.
it's all about john danks.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
who nick blackburn?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight, we all Nick Blackburn.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i nick blackburn, but i also nick punto.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LARRY AND WU SHARED A BOTTLE OF AGED SCOTCH BEFORE THE GAME.
SCOTCH, POLISH, AND NACHOS DON’T MIX.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does your mom swear a lot?
fuck no, she’s a saint.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job, Larry.
I knew it was in good hands.
What color roses?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pink.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, well worth it.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and Nick Punto is not a midget -- actually, he's technically a member of the radish family.
I read all about it here, in “Nick Punto is From Mars, Carlos Gomez is From Venus”.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heeheheheheheehehehee.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also from twinkietown
“Fuck Cliff Lee, too.”
by drew10 on Sep 30, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 30, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Their "fail" posts were pretty solid, though
Chicago White Sox Examiner—Your What Hurts?
http://www.examiner.com/x-425-Chicago-White-Sox-Examiner
by UribeAuction on Sep 30, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh definately
i really enjoyed that
by Jbasic89 on Sep 30, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from the game!
The BLACKOUT was insane to see. Every strike was followed by an uproar from the crowd. It was the loudest I can remember from maybe the ALDS. Crazy, crazy shit.
Oh yeah, I was in the skybox, and on the way out of my room, I saw and said Hi to Scott Merkin.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
awesome, man, awesome
Attending clinch games are always teh bomb.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, was there for the no-hitter too. :)
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know Joe
I know a Joe that was in a skybox tonight and was at the no hitter.
Small world? Maybe…
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tell ya Feisty, you know who was in a skybox tonight and was at the no-hitter ...
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAZ IS EVERYWHERE!!!
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just feel honored that THE ACTUAL El Guapo commented on my post
I can die a happy SSS’er now
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or better yet
What is this Joe’s last name?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just a guy at work
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Describe him, maybe it's me.....
And don’t tell me your name is Adam…..
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 30, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tall, dark, handsome.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Oct 1, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, I won't tell you
but the fact remains that my name is Adam
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 1, 2008 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW MAYBE U 2 CAN GET A HOTEL ROOM TOGETHER
TOMORROW NIGHT!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whats up fellow Chilihead?
What a small god-damn world huh?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Oct 1, 2008 7:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...you both work at Chili's?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 1, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to come up with some snappy comeback to that
such as “can you score me a free mudslide?”, but I don’t know the Chili’s menu well enough to execute such a maneuver.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mudslide?
We have em, but we’re more known for giant fruity margaritas.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 2, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm coming to get a giant fruity margarita (on the house) the next time I'm in Chicago, in November.
you got some shrimp poppers or something like that, too?
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright, then giant fruity margaritas it is!
I’ll give you plenty of lead time the next time I’m in Chicago to perfect your recipe ;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Oct 3, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No shit man
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 1, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weird.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
Maybe I should be talking about the time I spend on the internet at work more often???
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 1, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, for sure. all my co-workers are well aware of my activities. and none of them are on SSS, I can guarantee that much.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before the other night, I figured I could to
All the other guys at work seem to be Cubs fans, except Joe. Never really thought about it.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Oct 2, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'05 clincher over the Angels was special...
sox fans gathered at the visitor’s dugout after the game. Uribe sprayed us w/ bubbly.
by RoyEgan on Sep 30, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may sting your eyes, and make your hair sticky
And make you feel all damp and squishy…
but I wouldnt want it any other way…wuvs champagne flowing.
It often may include sweaty-stinky-sticky hugs,too. Clinch games rock.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uribe sprayed me with mustard once
that was one unruly hot dog
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hot dog? is that what you kids are calling it these days?
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On BBTN
interview with Mauer you can clearly see some damaged duct work in the visitors clubhouse. Somebody got a little mad and took it out on something other than Natalie Punto
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 30, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Cheat
They’re all taking it out on Natalie Punto tonight.
You know what I mean.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
by Hazymania on Sep 30, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gus. if you're reading this. let her go. she has a newborn child.
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
while lil' Nicky cries in the corner.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tear ducts?
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saw it
that thing is mangled!
by El Duque's Raft on Oct 1, 2008 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO CARES ABOUT THE VISITORS CLUB HOUSE.
LOL! I HOPE THEY SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOORS FOR TB TO STEP ON.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
natalie punto is just a tiny version of thome's wife
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Literally tiny -- she is about the size of a shotglass.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's cheating on nick with a chipmunk
it’s adorable.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats White Sox fans!
I was pulling for your team to win tonight, despite being a Red Sox fan. The Twins don’t belong in the postseason with their lineup – Mauer, Morneau, and 7 guys who can’t really hit – although their rotation and pen are fine. Good luck against the Rays – you’ll need it!
by 0157H7 on Sep 30, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like this
SBNATION = COMMUNITY
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
VG.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now that we got rid of the riff-raff
the sox out-talled their opponent.
by larry on Sep 30, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie . . .
“I could make a book just on this year,” Guillen said. “It was hard. Very, very hard.”
What would he call the book?
" ‘How the Hell We in [Bleep] First Place?’ " he said, laughing.
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
This is fucking good ham.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've read that book.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 30, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The sequel, Dear Firpo, Looks Like My Stock Is Fine, is actually better.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mnpundit is a hack.
"well, i'm sure i'd feel much worse if i weren't under such heavy sedation."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 30, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what they said about Dickens.
(the foregoing statement is completely untrue)
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DUDE HE'S MAD OVER THE FRIED PIRANHAS!
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIRE HIM HE'S OUTTA CONTROL AHHHHH
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 1, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a glorious Punch in the Nuts by the Peoria Pounder
mmm….mashed taters.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 30, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox up to 56.7% in BP Playoff Odds as of right now.
I’m starting to like our chances.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The haven't read
“Comprehensive Statistical Analysis: It Seems Likely that the Winner of Tonight’s White Sox – Twins Game Will be Decided by "Runs Scored”.
by TAEG
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I can't stop watching it.
Everything about it is brilliant – the dickbag’s pants, the dad laughing (“ha, ha, ha, my son is traumatized for life, ha, ha, ha”), the guy in the white shirt applauding, the guy in the black shirt taking a picture then quickly scurrying away as the guy walks towards him, and did I mention the pants?
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 30, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
REC'D
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 1, 2008 1:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope there's a picture floating around of post-game Toby Hall
Hall’s scuba/ski goggles = win.
by CWSKeith on Sep 30, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs