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Danks is a Man, Baby -- White Sox Win Central

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WOOOO!!!!!!

Wish I was there tonight! What a win!

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT   0 recs

LOL

Alexi dumping the Ice on BA!!!!!

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT   0 recs

w00t!

YEA! Never lose hope!!! WOOO!!!

Go Colts!

by Marked Hoosier on Sep 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT   0 recs

as a matter of fact...

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

THANKS BOSTON.

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

FUCK BILLS OF LADING

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That was f'ing awsome!

Thank you: Danks, Jenks, Thome

Also, thank you BA for that diving catch!

We are going to beat tampa guys…this is awesome

by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT   0 recs

If you had to choose one . . .

Play of the game?

1) Griffey’s throw to home
2) Thome’s HR
3) BA’s game ending catch

by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT   0 recs

Obviously . . .

Player of the game is Danksy Baby

by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yes

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Player of the game

is that sticky icky Dank

play of the game is option number 1 IMO

by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

As long as you refer to it as "AJ's tag".

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I got BA

purely for late game reasons.

But my favs were strikeouts of maauer and morneau

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that was so huge - 'specially for our little Danksy.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:24 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

#1

Not just the throw – but the tag – and the ice cream-coned ball in AJ’s mitt.

And specifically – AJ standing up holding his mitt out to show Cuddyer the ball.

Big props to Cuddyer for not punching AJ in the face.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THAT ASSHOLE!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Great pic of AJ

Just a fantastic play

by Bull Pain on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i don’t really know what else to say than that

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT   0 recs

Fuck Tampa Bay and fuck the fucking Diaz Brothers - the world is yours Ozzie

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT   1 recs

Fuck those fucking fucks too - our pitching is coming around

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

they're a bunch of cocksuckers

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

BA caught it baby!

and Danks threw a heck of a game!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT   0 recs

amazing.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i dont even know what to say

this couldn’t have been any better. no team i would’ve rather had faced in this than the twins because i really enjoyed crushing them. danks… wow. how big and hairy are his balls? the damage was quite severe. BA is fucking 6 honeys at a time in the locker room. ozzie is swearing to the point no one can understand him. buehrle is calling the twins shit heads. aj is showing cuddyer the ball after tagging him out. griffey is old and slow. jesus this is awesome

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT   0 recs

PUNCH 'EM IN THE DICK

link

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT   0 recs

SOX WIN SOX WIN SOX WIN

Go get the dirty stinkin rotten Rays!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT   0 recs

No, Clayton Richard

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

so

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Liar.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

have to see game one

i was confident after game one against boston.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

at least it is now known

that guys can do the job on short rest.

DANKS WAS NAILS.

pitching and offense pitching and offense pitching and offense

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wow, great photos for the recap

I feel an eery calmness about the postseason – bring it on motherfuckers!

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."

by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT   0 recs

Kenny: Garland is a pussy.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT   0 recs

Best recap evah, Cheat.

Succinct, yet emotionally charged. Very, very nice pics.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT   0 recs

No. Q alone wins. Chelexei puts it ridiculously out of reach.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Overkill.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If Swisher doesn't have such an unlucky/shitty year

It wouldn’t be a question.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Who's his competition?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't know the name

But Tampa’s manager?

People love that “Last to first” shit

by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

True but this award is usually given for a single year turnaround

Tampa has been slowly building to this year

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Tampa's GM? All they hadto do was play their #1 draft picks.

Kenny nailed it. Maddron will win Manager o’ hte Year, but KW is GM King.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, he definitely deserves it for his cunning

“be atrocious for an entire decade, stockpile good young players with your yearly great draft picks, and then eventually become good” plan.

by Dongfang Hong on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

People are shortsighted

GM of the Dodgers, Brewers, Cubs all have shots.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cubs? Throw enough money at it, and there you go.

Free agents. Kenny traded, man, and scoured the Commies. Dodgers, maybe, because of the Manny trade.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

fuku sucks

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ran out of gas - seriously.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Exactly

But how about for locker room character?

by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

kenny williams

what a guy…

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT   0 recs

let's see...

Q -
swish – um, wait till end of next year to evaluate
dotel – done the job imo
linebrink – great first half
alexei – dude, we like call him che, how do you think that one panned out
uribe – fuck, we would’ve been polishing our knobs with pixie dust
danks/floyd – 29-17 out of these guys. i’m tired of hearing how floyd was lucky, yeah in the first half, but i’m anxious to see him perform next year

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Re the Anderson catch.

Only “decent” for him. He was all over it from the get go. Maybe Owens gets there, no one else though.

An absolute joy to watch. He was happy, too.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT   0 recs

looking at the picture

how did aj hang onto that ball?

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT   0 recs

balls

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

oh, and Q!

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We need a moment of solemn prayer for Q!

’s wrist.

Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.

by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

it's fine.

fear him.

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Anyone by chance record the game tonight?

I didn’t get to watch it :(

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT   0 recs

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Oct 1, 2008 6:49 AM CDT to parent up   1 recs

Congratulations Guys

It took 163 games, but you did it. Heres to seeing you guys in the WS

PS: If that was Ted Lilly, Aj is on the ground crying :)

by cubsfaninatl on Sep 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT   0 recs

hopefully we meet you guys later...

…and we destroy you!! :-)

Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.

by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

swept each other at home this year.

if they both reach the world series

FUCKING BONKERS

by BoeJouma on Sep 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs