Danks is a Man, Baby -- White Sox Win Central
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w00t!
YEA! Never lose hope!!! WOOO!!!
Go Colts!
by Marked Hoosier on Sep 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT 0 recs
Remeber what most of us were predicting at the start of the season???
Gotta love baseball!!!
by 815Sox on Sep 30, 2008 9:17 PM CDT 0 recs
as a matter of fact...
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT
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THANKS BOSTON.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT
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FUCK BILLS OF LADING
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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Yep. Mine was the most pessimistic vote.
By far.
Man, am I dumb. And happy.
by Dongfang Hong on
Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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That was f'ing awsome!
Thank you: Danks, Jenks, Thome
Also, thank you BA for that diving catch!
We are going to beat tampa guys…this is awesome
by Crede's Crew on Sep 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT 0 recs
If you had to choose one . . .
Play of the game?
1) Griffey’s throw to home
2) Thome’s HR
3) BA’s game ending catch
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT 0 recs
yes
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT
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Player of the game
is that sticky icky Dank
play of the game is option number 1 IMO
by 815Sox on
Sep 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT
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As long as you refer to it as "AJ's tag".
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT
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I got BA
purely for late game reasons.
But my favs were strikeouts of maauer and morneau
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on
Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT
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that was so huge - 'specially for our little Danksy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 8:24 AM CDT
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#1
Not just the throw – but the tag – and the ice cream-coned ball in AJ’s mitt.
And specifically – AJ standing up holding his mitt out to show Cuddyer the ball.
Big props to Cuddyer for not punching AJ in the face.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THAT ASSHOLE!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT
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WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t really know what else to say than that
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT 0 recs
Fuck Tampa Bay and fuck the fucking Diaz Brothers - the world is yours Ozzie

"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT 1 recs
funny, was just thinking, b/c i'm in boston naturally, "fuck pedroia, and fuck the red sox!"
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
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Fuck those fucking fucks too - our pitching is coming around
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on
Sep 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT
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they're a bunch of cocksuckers
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on
Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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it has to be
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on
Sep 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT
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the only option.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT
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BA caught it baby!
and Danks threw a heck of a game!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Sep 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT 0 recs
amazing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 8:26 AM CDT
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i dont even know what to say
this couldn’t have been any better. no team i would’ve rather had faced in this than the twins because i really enjoyed crushing them. danks… wow. how big and hairy are his balls? the damage was quite severe. BA is fucking 6 honeys at a time in the locker room. ozzie is swearing to the point no one can understand him. buehrle is calling the twins shit heads. aj is showing cuddyer the ball after tagging him out. griffey is old and slow. jesus this is awesome
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:30 PM CDT 0 recs
PUNCH 'EM IN THE DICK
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT 0 recs
SOX WIN SOX WIN SOX WIN
Go get the dirty stinkin rotten Rays!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 30, 2008 9:34 PM CDT 0 recs
is it bad that I'm supremely confident for this series?
possible Javy game 1 and all?
by Crede's Crew on
Sep 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT
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No, Clayton Richard
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on
Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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so
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on
Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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Liar.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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have to see game one
i was confident after game one against boston.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on
Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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at least it is now known
that guys can do the job on short rest.
DANKS WAS NAILS.
pitching and offense pitching and offense pitching and offense
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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wow, great photos for the recap
I feel an eery calmness about the postseason – bring it on motherfuckers!
"I don't care about [players' feelings]," manager Ozzie Guillen said before the game. "They don't care about mine. I never heard any player come to me and say, 'How are you feeling today?' Only my wife told me this morning, 'How do you feel?' I feel fine."
by ChicagoPete on Sep 30, 2008 9:35 PM CDT 0 recs
Kenny: Garland is a pussy.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT 0 recs
Best recap evah, Cheat.
Succinct, yet emotionally charged. Very, very nice pics.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT 0 recs
I really wanna say that Williams deserves GM of the year
Is that just being a homer?
by Option27 on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT 0 recs
No. Q alone wins. Chelexei puts it ridiculously out of reach.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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Overkill.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:38 PM CDT
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If Swisher doesn't have such an unlucky/shitty year
It wouldn’t be a question.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT
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Who's his competition?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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Don't know the name
But Tampa’s manager?
People love that “Last to first” shit
by Option27 on
Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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True but this award is usually given for a single year turnaround
Tampa has been slowly building to this year
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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Tampa's GM? All they hadto do was play their #1 draft picks.
Kenny nailed it. Maddron will win Manager o’ hte Year, but KW is GM King.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:43 PM CDT
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Yeah, he definitely deserves it for his cunning
“be atrocious for an entire decade, stockpile good young players with your yearly great draft picks, and then eventually become good” plan.
by Dongfang Hong on
Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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People are shortsighted
GM of the Dodgers, Brewers, Cubs all have shots.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on
Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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Cubs? Throw enough money at it, and there you go.
Free agents. Kenny traded, man, and scoured the Commies. Dodgers, maybe, because of the Manny trade.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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Ran out of gas - seriously.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on
Sep 30, 2008 9:49 PM CDT
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kenny williams
what a guy…
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT 0 recs
let's see...
Q -
swish – um, wait till end of next year to evaluate
dotel – done the job imo
linebrink – great first half
alexei – dude, we like call him che, how do you think that one panned out
uribe – fuck, we would’ve been polishing our knobs with pixie dust
danks/floyd – 29-17 out of these guys. i’m tired of hearing how floyd was lucky, yeah in the first half, but i’m anxious to see him perform next year
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Sep 30, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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Re the Anderson catch.
Only “decent” for him. He was all over it from the get go. Maybe Owens gets there, no one else though.
An absolute joy to watch. He was happy, too.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT 0 recs
yes. I have never been so elated to not see Griffey in CF. Never.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Oct 1, 2008 8:29 AM CDT
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looking at the picture
how did aj hang onto that ball?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Sep 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT 0 recs
We need a moment of solemn prayer for Q!
’s wrist.
Pitching and defense win baseball games in September and October.
by ballyb on
Sep 30, 2008 9:40 PM CDT
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it's fine.
fear him.
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on
Sep 30, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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Anyone by chance record the game tonight?
I didn’t get to watch it :(
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 30, 2008 9:39 PM CDT 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on
Oct 1, 2008 6:49 AM CDT
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Congratulations Guys
It took 163 games, but you did it. Heres to seeing you guys in the WS
PS: If that was Ted Lilly, Aj is on the ground crying :)
by cubsfaninatl on Sep 30, 2008 9:41 PM CDT 0 recs
hopefully we meet you guys later...
…and we destroy you!! :-)
Ceterum censeo Minneainem esse delendam.
by thecip on
Sep 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT
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swept each other at home this year.
if they both reach the world series
FUCKING BONKERS
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