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Bobby Jenks and Cheat's Homecoming Date

Bobby Jenks, missing slider and all, earned his first 5-out save since 2005, using just 10 pitches to turn two key double plays and help the White Sox avoid a sweep at the hands of the Indians. It was only the 8th time in his career that Jenks has earned a save while entering in the 8th, and over two years since he was last recorded a save of more than 3 outs.

I missed most of the game, supposedly golfing, and didn't even realize there was an early start until I got in the car and turned on the radio to find the Sox up 2-0. Which brings up a feeling I've had for essentially the entire road trip. I don't know if it's just me--judging by the site's recent stats, I don't think it is--but I've been questioning my own lack of enthusiasm for the Sox lately.

I don't even think that's the right way to put it, but I'm lacking any hope of concise eloquence tonight. I'm still a huge White Sox fan, obviously, but there are things that I would normally be able to rattle off at will--the upcoming schedule, for instance, or the rotation probables for the next week--that I just don't feel like keeping on top of. So, when you didn't have a gamethread this morning, it was because I just plain didn't know that the game was at 11 in the freakin' morning. I hadn't bothered to check.

I don't watch the scoreboard religiously, and don't have any idea who Twins are facing on any given night. I don't care. The White Sox control their own destiny, and that's all I'm really interested in. Perhaps, it's a fear of what lies ahead--a fear of disappointment--that has prevented me from being as excited as I have been previous division races.

I'm reminded of a young Cheat, staring at his shoes, as he reluctantly asked Elizabeth Bennett to the homecoming dance, sure that she would turn him down with his friends watching in the distance. She may have said yes, but I hardly noticed as I shuffled away as quickly as possible in the hopes that no one would notice.

I've already gone on record as saying I think the Twins will take the division, and even gave a time frame for their inevitable clinching. So, there's that same sense of dread, with Danks hitting the wall and Quentin on the shelf for some not-insignificant period of time, that any hope of success will only lead to more pain in the end. But while I may be fearing the worst, I can remember back to that night in '95 when young Cheat got to touch his first booby.

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Not a tittie lover, are ya hitless?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure, she's skinny

But showing up to homecoming dance with someone who looks like Keira would be a win in my book.

by hitlesswonder on Sep 4, 2008 11:27 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's close actually

though I’d say she was more of a Natalie Portman

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 4, 2008 10:28 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 4:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and yet another SSS'er casts his vote on the pro-titty side of the ledger.

we are growing and we will not be denied.
everyday our numbers and our strength grows.

MM, furbs, WU, larry, cheat, illini

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:54 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i obviously will be voting for the MM/furbs ticket

boobs and ass in 2008!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 8:19 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what i'm talking about!

change is happening people! and it’s effin’ beautiful.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 8:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes yes and yes!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 4, 2008 10:26 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

?? pro what?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 8:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm still rallying the 10-inch penis campaign.

I have no SSS following yet, though Colin did send me an “interested” email.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 10:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*commits to obvious*

i thought you said you needed one!

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 11:08 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

excellent.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:17 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you hug your father with those hands?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 11:19 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was just saying excellent to Colin's response.

I laughed. It was excellent.
And yes, I hug my father with these hands – when I get to see him every few months or so. :(

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:35 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you abandoned him. selfish hippie.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Twist the knife, Toonderstricken!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our poor parents....

Or at least my poor parents.
I won’t assume that yours like you.
:P

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:47 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They might be able to squeeze you in after dinner with Donald Duck at Disneyland.

But don’t expect any souvenirs.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good thing your parents don't listen to you...

they follow Ariel’s voice…..

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ew

I rescinded any claim to the evil empire…plus i don’t have a car out there, so i rarely get out to anaheim, so I’ll pass off that claim to one of the other LAers

by jeeves on Sep 4, 2008 1:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did you leave them, or did they move away from you?

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

these are sad times we're living in when that can't be assumed.

so pick a side. we’ll have no flip-flopppers on this controversial issue.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 11:18 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pro T, pro A. to the death.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:19 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a line in the sand has been drawn!

our numbers grow!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 11:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No one is going to comment about Cheat's waning enthusiasm/dread?

All we’re gonna talk about is his first feel? Fer Chrissakes, that alone tells me the season is pffffffffffffft, at least as applies to this site.

PALIN UP! GRAB A RIFLE AND FIGHT! FORM TESTUDO! NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE!

Who’s in this with me? Or is this like the Garden of Gethsemane? Will no one wait with me? Toonder, larry, Cheat? (Yeah, I compared myself to Christ. What of it?)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 7:29 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i hear things didn't go well after that shit

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 8:20 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not sure that I want to "Palin up", but I'll wait with you.

As long as you share your rocks.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:23 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a long season

we all have these dips from time to time, I’m not worried, back at the homeground now. We took two on the road from Las Angeles so we shouldn’t fear them.

It will be all over bar the shouting by the end of next week.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 8:05 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice calm - pre or post-pub crawling?

But I think the conclusion of our Twinks series is when we’ll be able to exhale, one way or another.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 8:14 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pub crawling?

that was last night, i’ve got a business to run during the day, need a clear head.

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 8:19 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cheat, I hate to share your sentiments on this, but I have also in the past week been dreading that this season may not come to fruition as it should.

This conversation came up on a phone call last night to my best friend in Chicago…a season-ticket holder who already has his play-off tickets secured in case.
we are both scurrrred.

But we also agreed that this last month of baseball is better than 2007’s (or any month of last season, for that matter) – and this stress from a tight division race against our rivals is much preferred over the alternative situation of not even competing.

So no matter what happens, these last couple months are what baseball is all about.
I’m still having fun, even when they lose.
It hurts, no Q!uestion about it….
But we’ve put on a helluva show so far, and no matter what, we’ll all be Sox fans at the end of the day/season.

Cheers to Q! Whether he comes back to dazzle us some more this season is unknown…but his performance thus far has earned him a spot in all of our hearts and memories. What a deity. And so fun to watch.

One last thing – If we don’t make the play-offs, or even if we do and can’t make it past the first round, we at least have the Cubs post-season to look forward to – I can’t wait to see how they may blow it this time.
:)

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 8:37 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ive been telling my cub fan friends

the cubs always blow it…just wait

i think zambrano and harden will have something to do with it

by The Scoper on Sep 4, 2008 11:02 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or not if they're hurt

but that’s all the cubs talk i’ll contribute for the day.

And very well put HSA

by jeeves on Sep 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No team can muddle thru Sept. and be successful in the playoffs

especially when pitching is so rag-tag and our hitters are prone to bouts of somnambulism. the team seems as devoid of energy as i was watching that bitch of an attack dog last night take apart BHO. We are walking down the inevitable path to 2nd place unless we show some sparks at home.

by RoyEgan on Sep 4, 2008 8:42 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At one time during this season, I thought we had the potential to end up in the WS.

I am one of the least negative people on here, IMO, and even I cannot forsee us able to get very far in the play-offs, especially given our pitching crises and the hot/cold offense, and downright awful outfield defense.

However, the division is still the prize. Shutting down the Twins is a reward in itself.
We may not be reunited with Trophinea this season, but making the post-season is really good enough.

Who cares if we do anything in October? As long as we are there…

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:05 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 05 Sox were 11-10 in September before getting hot. The 2006 Cards were 12-16 in September.
I’m not worried about how the Sox look in September, so long as they make the playoffs. Since playoff series are so short, luck plays a much greater part in the results than it does over a 162 game season.

who knows, Brian Anderson could be the next Brian Doyle.

by vaughan3 on Sep 4, 2008 10:44 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

agreed

you just got to get in…then its anyones game

by The Scoper on Sep 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice idea. Haven't heard that name in a long time.

I bet in larry’s world you are “old”. ;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 11:05 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't see not wanting to look at the standings...

Even if the Sox had a bigger lead, I would want to check them to see if they are maintaining that lead. Today’s off-day is a good example. If the Twins lose tonight, it’s a 1.5 game lead instead of a 0.5 game lead. Please pitch well, Jesse Litsch.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 8:44 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

inability to see another's point of view.

yeah. that about sums up ssh.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 8:55 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the Twins losing isn't almost as big as the Sox winning?

Obviously, the Sox can’t control what the Twins do but the Twins losing is a very important part of the Sox success the rest of the way. Just look at the N.L. Central — the Cubs are losing like crazy lately but the Brewers keep failing to gain any ground. I’m sure Cubs players and fans are checking those Brewers scores and are happy to see them losing as well. I can see Cheat’s point of view but in the end, Twins losses are important.

always has to be right and get the last word in.
yeah. that about sums up larry.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 9:01 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

flip flopper

I can’t see not wanting to look at the standings… 8:44 am

I can see Cheat’s point of view… 9:01 am

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 9:03 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I guess Cheat has already made up his mind that the Twins are going to win the division...

That would be a reason not to look at the standings.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 9:06 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It is...the smell of...inevitability.

I’m sure other team’s fans feel the same way we do except maybe the twins cause they’re always perfect with there prescient scouting and otherworldly timely hitting and carlos gomez.

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 4, 2008 8:50 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PUUUUUNNNNTOOOOO!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 8:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dont forget denard!

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 4, 2008 1:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hit the wall. 1-6 with 3 K's last night. Toast.

(Shoot, if SSH can extrapolate small numbers, so can I.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 1:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's a twin. they dont hit walls unless they're jumping up them to take away white sox dingers

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 4, 2008 1:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the mayor is plea bargaining, resigning, and goin' to jail.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 9:25 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what happens when you have a stripper killed

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 9:32 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Took him long enough to come to that realization.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 9:33 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

still hasn't

the things his people are saying on his behalf, like that Jenny is betraying the people of Detroit or some shit, are unfuckingbelievable. the guy has the biggest ego i’ve ever seen.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 9:36 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's never happened to me when i've had a stripper killed.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 12:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aha. that makes sense.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 12:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am glad baseball is so cut and dry.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:09 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wouldn't have bet on the Sox to win the game if Weaver was starting...

Jared Weaver (career stats vs. White Sox):
4 Starts
3-0 Record
26.2 IP
0.34 ERA
14 H
5 BB
25 SO

… and I doubt you would have either.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 9:51 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't count a loss before it happens either.

Remember Broadway’s start?

That was a definite loss, right?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And you feel that is sustainable?

I’d take my chances. (Though I’m not unhappy he won’t be facing us.)

It also points out that a lot more pitchers are being scratched the last few weeks. It ain’t the Sox who are alone in staggering home (if a 4-5 road trip is “staggering” – I’m not counting the suspended game).

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 9:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes...

I have seen all of Weaver’s starts against the Sox and they simply had no chance against him with the bats. Maybe they could beat him with a sliced-up finger though.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 10:07 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got it.

I thought maybe, just maybe, a “small sample…”

Aw, eff it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 11:13 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just against the White Sox.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 12:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The only consolation

is the Twins seem to be doing their best to out-suck the White Sox lately.

But an ineffective Danks and no Q make vince something something.

White Sox, that’s baseball.

by vince_ on Sep 4, 2008 9:12 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"lately"

this isn’t exactly a new phenomenon, despite the adulation they get from hawk and ssh. if the twins were as good as we always hear, they’d have a ten game lead. as i’ve said many times, it’s a tallest midget contest.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 9:15 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, aside from a few infallible players, the Twins have no depth. They went on a streak and have the magic of the dome on their side...

but other than that, we are definitely the better team (though not by much – our depth is a bit shaky as of late).

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:33 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seeing a 44 year old hockey Mom

take on the Establishment on both sides last night riled me up. You guys (and gals) who are ready for a collapse, or to be disappointed, or are working to numb yourself to the “inevitability” of our demise need a swift kick in the psyche. Yeah, I’d say that actually being in 1st place in Sept. is slightly better than last September’s abortion (HSA, you are the mistress of understatement). Fer Chrissakes!!

Anyone who doesn’t want to watch, turn off the channel. The rest of us who can handle either winning or losing will be glad to keep the fires burning for when it is safe (when all is settled) to give us your rear-view mirror interpretation. And if we happen to win, please stay away in October, too, unless you have connections to get me tickets. The Sox will have plenty of fans who hop on the “playoff” bandwagon.

I hope actual Sox folks read thsi crap – it might galvanize the team (it vertainly would piss off Ozzie). When I get home tonight I’m putting up the GD ‘05 championship flag and taking down Old Glory until the season’s over. Time to get serious for serious people.

And that foot is me.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 9:33 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so you liked Palin's speech I take it?

i still haven’t seen it. haven’t checked for video this morning though. last night i struck out in every regard.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 9:34 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because of wine and age I fell asleep watching Rudy's (which also looked like a home run).

Saw the video this AM. Once you get past the accent (sounds like she’s from Minnesota) she’s a ball of fire. I’d like to see her in a debate, to see how she handles it on the fly, but she’s a quite polished speaker and does not lack for confidence. I like her as a VP candidate (so far) but would probably find her overly aggressive if I met her a PTA meeting.

She stirred me up (no, not like that). And I did not think that was possible that a non-Dem could fire up the campaign. Bully for her, and us. Now let’s get this party started!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 9:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what did you think of it?

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 9:51 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was a fine speech. seems she could have spent a little more time on policy and the merits and whatnot instead of taking potshots at the other side.

but it’s a convention and she was whipping up the base. i didn’t watch the whole thing because, while it was amusing, it didn’t really have a great deal of substance.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 9:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And she's got that "hot librarian" thing going on.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 4, 2008 10:21 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon...

You wouldn’t hit it?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 10:42 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's married

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:48 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

irrelevant.

i’m not pathetic. a chubby woman in her mid 40s is not something in which i’m interested.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 10:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good point

I haven’t seen her yet

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:55 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for comic effect

I typed cougar into CL and chose one without an age or pic attached

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe larry would categorize Palin

as a BBW not a Cougar.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 4, 2008 12:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 12:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Define "old", you who bandies about the term frequently.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not obvious in a general sense. It isd obvious with respect to a 44 year old that she, to you, is considered "old".

My wife is the same age as Palin, and she’s younger than me, so I don’t think she’s “old”. I think 65 is “old”. What is your cut-off? 35? 40?

(And it doesn’t relate to “would I do her?”. Because I might still want to do Ann Margaret. Just because I always wanted to as a kid. No, just, what age do you consider “old”?)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 11:17 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did someone forget to take his meds today?

settle down there, WU. Old = you, you OPOS. Now go drink your metamucil and stop harshing the mellow.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 11:57 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've asked it of the man on more than one occasion

and have never heard a real reply, neither a hard or soft line. I am just curious, since the term “old” flies off the keyboard rather frequently (and, admittedly, the Gestaltian concept of background/foreground applies here).

Just askin’. Not upset.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i am surprised that 44 is old to larry.

i assumed he was near that himself. or maybe he is, and only settles for ladies at the proper age of 20.

by Trooper on Sep 4, 2008 12:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I postulated his bride is now just around 14, or

entering American high school. In her native land, she’s a college graduate.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you say it almost like it's a bad thing.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 12:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 questions

1. Did you get out of your position?
2. Congrats on posting the first comment that, I believe, larry has ever (EVER) “me too”-ed. You are truly a credit to your generation and deserve a plaque.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1. still short. still on the offer. gotta shake out the day traders, then this thing is gonna fall apart.
2. me and larry are probably in the exact same age/socio-economic demographic. we’ve probably both buried strippers after a night gone wrong and we’ll probably both do it again.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i keep telling myself that the last time will truly be the last time.

but then whoops. and i have to again call mike, my dead hooker friend.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

amen to that sentiment.

although my guy is vito, and he’s a lifesaver in the most ironic of ways.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how many couches have you bought in order to cover for your use (again) of a van?

my friends think i’m really generous when i give yet another couch as a house-warming gift. i’ve got a whole goddamn storage unit full of them still.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

already crossed that bridge.

i’ve got a buddy who’s a “plumber”. works both because he has a van and for messier situations he knows how to get the bathtub back in good shape.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's alright, you guys. They are not missed. If I had a dollar for every one of my colleagues who wound up in pieces in the lake, well, I wouldn't have to work for a week.

Larry, how do you call Mike, your dead hooker friend? Ouija board?

You should call your dead-hooker-disposal friend next time. They might help better.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

comments like that are how nice young sluts like you wind up buried in the desert an hour outside of vegas.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank god for this housing slump.

the drive outside of vegas was really getting to be a little excessive.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know. Trust me, I know. I wouldn't talk to a client like that.

Out-smarting men is a big no-no for me.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not only because men don't appreciate it, but also because it's impossible.
Out-smarting men is a big no-no for me.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm hearing a lot of things out of your mouth that don't sound like "lunch is ready."

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just keep sifting through them until you do hear that from me.

Hold your breath while you’re at it.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

c'mon, baby. let's not take ourselves to seriously.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've always pictured Larry to be 28 or 29.

And his name, I am certain, is not Larry.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be my picture, also.

With the pipe-cleaner arms, of course.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 1:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would have been there if I wasn't 2,000 miles away!

Not that I was invited….
But….
You know…..
We PS’ like to show up wherever, whenever.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

weak.

a guy flew in from arizona for it.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I told you I would next year - I had literally just gotten back from my expensive summer trip to Chicago...planned prior to the SSS date night.

I don’t get paid vacation days in this industry, you know. Can’t just drop everything and jet-set the country at will.
I gots a mouth to feed.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you had moved it a week I'dve been there.

When do they set the date for next year?

Not sure why, but I picture a Star Trek-like convention without the Spock ears.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 1:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Not sure why"

Because the only descriptor we really have of anyone (Jim aside) is Larry’s pipe-cleaner arms.
And your hairless Italian back, I suppose. But that is not really relevant.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they set the date this year whenever i posted the diary.

roughly the same lead time in the past. five weeks or something.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i was totally fucking there

never saw you…i screamed your name…and nothing

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 4, 2008 2:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when you have to spit on your hand

to lubricate their fanny, they are too old then

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

i wonder if there's an english equivalent to

“if there’s grass on the field, play ball”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 12:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(spikes ball). sure. and it sounds better.

if there’s grass on the wicket, let’s play cricket.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 12:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes there is funnily enough

it’s much coarser than that though

‘if they are old enough to bleed they are old enough to butcher’

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, a young gal's fanny

needs no lubrication?

Ouch.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 4, 2008 12:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow. that is full-fledged right there.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 12:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So "Sweeney-Todd"

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 1:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't get it.

seriously.

In American, we use “fanny” to describe buttocks, or areas of the bum.

At what age is this area not in need of some prep?

regards

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fanny = vagina

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Language barrier....sigh.

Am I using ‘regards’ right?

regards

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also...

Loo = Bathroom
Lift = Elevator
Fag = Cigarette

Nutty Brits!

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 4, 2008 12:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The "fanny" v. "vag" confusion

explains a lot of price discrepancy in England, HSA?

And here you thought it was the exchange rate.

;)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

lol!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know anyone who says Loo

the other two yes

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But in that charming Hugh Grant romantic comedy, "Notting Hill," I swear they said loo!

That’s how we get all our international knowledge here – through American movies.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

loo is used in films like that

and by upper class twit types just like Hugh Grant

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Regards" doesn't mean

“bugger off” or anything vulgar, does it?

Just checking.

Regards (American version)

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 4, 2008 12:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it can mean any number of things

including ‘bugger off’; it all depends on the context.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like the ambiguity, hoodie.

REGARDS!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

playing this market like a fiddle, wu.

i’m lovin’ it.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know loo is common in the colonies, at least

Family in Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and Australia all use the term loo

by jeeves on Sep 4, 2008 3:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck the colonies

it’s a toilet where I come from

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 3:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It beast "wanking in her hair"?

You are brutally tough, jeeves.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 3:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(I'll leave that misspelling. Sounds better.)

PS Another 3% haircut off Mr. DJ today. I can’t wait until the monthly statements go out. Cash is king.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 3:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha

i hadn’t gotten that far yet, but that’s a winner too.

Hoodlight is gold (Jerry!) today

by jeeves on Sep 4, 2008 3:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very true...

She sounds funny, just like a scummy Canadian. I guess anyone from up north sounds funny. People from Wisconsin sound pretty stupid too, although they probably think we sound funny as well.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 9:54 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 9:38 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am not Chiburb.

So ban me, but I ain’t going away, Esq.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 9:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey old man!

I am still watching, still hopeful, but also realistic in acknowledging that we are lacking in major aspects of the ball game.

I’ll be the last to say the season is ova, even when it actually does end.

And believe you me, I paid for a year of mlb.tv, and have paid my dues in time spent on the phone with their tech support, and I WILL NOT CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL UNTIL THE TWINS OR WHOMEVER IS SCRAPING OUR LISTLESS BODIES OFF OF THE DIAMOND!

O-GOP-POS!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:40 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do they have any policies the Republicans?

or do they just go on about abortion and god and stuff like that all the time. That’s what it seems like to me.

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 10:28 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As far as I have seen, they like to spend money and leave the bill for the next generation while claiming to be fiscally responsible

Otherwise, you hit the nail on the head

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:34 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Flagged, for political content

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:34 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap, why can't I flag myself?

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:35 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, that's a great set-up.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:35 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

way to stay in the rhythm of things ;)

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 4, 2008 10:39 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahh, perfect

thanks thecip.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 11:58 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I teared and immediately removed my hat.

Cip, you are a true patriot.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn straight!

/cranks up the lee greenwood

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 4, 2008 1:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

konerko is my pick to click for the rest of the season

and with Q! out the sox are going to need him. since AUG 1st he is hitting .338/.470/1.028 in exactly 100 PA’s, with 19 walks and 11 strikeouts.

hopefully ozzie plays the general as little as possible. put swish in left and BA in center. 3,4,5 should be dye, thome konerko.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2008 10:10 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need to hit while Q's out and the staff is wobbly

I’d like Griffey in left if he weren’t injured himself.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 10:14 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Griffey is supposedly good to go...

Of course, he isn’t called “General Soreness” for nothing.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 10:15 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

best nickname ever

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 10:31 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 10:43 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd rather see Griffey's bat in the lineup...

Why can’t Griffey just play LF? He has only played LF three games in his career but is it that hard to play LF if you have played CF and RF in your entire career?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 10:14 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there would be adjustment.

debatable point, surely, about how much and how long. but it’s not like griffey has make up speed or something for mistakes out there. probably would be best to just stick with him in center if you’re going to play him over the next few games. amusingly, they’d still be getting an upgrade in defense with swisher over quentin in left. the best thing, of course, would have just been playing him in different positions over the course of the last month so he could slot in, but, alas…

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 10:24 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoopsie

konerko’s line is .338/.470/.558. i’m sure y’all understood the 1.028 was his OPS, not his SLG.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2008 10:28 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoopsie

that was supposed to be a reply to my last post.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2008 10:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoopsie

it’s ok….just vote yes to MM/furbs kthxbai dudes

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 4, 2008 10:31 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like to vote MM/furbs

but you guys really have to define your position on pierced nipples and pubic hair shaving (hardwood floor?, landing strip?, jungle?) before I can make a decision.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 10:39 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

9/11!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

vote?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 11:03 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 11:10 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just something we do here in america

land of the free, home of the brave. you know. vote.

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 4, 2008 11:10 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hehehe, nice one!

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PS, you are a commie terrorist!

because those things are like one in the same, clearly.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 11:59 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've been saying "terrorism is the new communism" for years now...

Enough politics! Moar baseball.

This is how we know we need a new thread, I think.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sheesh, HSA, so serious

and I added the clearly and everything

side note: agree with your “terrorism is the new communism”, but that seems a bit obvious…even for port sluts

tell me what the “new black” is, then I’ll be impressed! clearly.

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 12:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"a good beat" - absolutely classic

rec’d fo sho.

And thanks for the fashion update. How do I wear a Q? (incredible set up, as always)

this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry

by rhythm on Sep 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

tsk, tsk

great opp to use “why so serious?”

by jeeves on Sep 4, 2008 3:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Carlos Quentin (7 DXL)
Joe Crede (5 DXL)
The White Sox seem to be carried by one player at a time, never slumping enough as a team to let the Twins catch up. The worry now is that some of the lingering injuries will cost them, but no team does a better job keeping players healthy. Still, even the best staff can’t stop everything. Quentin has been dealing with a forearm strain—I’m told it’s a tendon—for over a month, but it’s become worse over the past few weeks. The team has essentially shut him down, and they won’t get him back before at least the weekend. This is something that will need even more time to work itself out, though my sources seem to think that the medical staff has a pretty good handle on the situation. The problem isn’t as easy with Crede; his back is acting up again, and while the team is downplaying this, they’re also worried that Crede’s uncertain status will force them to make some changes. Sources believe that Crede will be back by the weekend, but they also note that the team has options if Crede needs an extended rest.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8030

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"they’re also worried that Crede’s uncertain status will force them to make some changes."

What changes? The Sox have had both Uribe and Fields at 3B before.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 4, 2008 12:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

regression not a bitch when you pitch better.
Gavin Floyd, CHW
18: 111.2 IP, 87 H, 17 HR, 47 BB, 75 K, 3.63 ERA, 5.10 FIP
9: 55.1 IP, 56 H, 6 HR, 17 BB, 44 K, 3.58 ERA, 3.94 FIP

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/regression-where-art-thou

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 12:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's the "ace" right now. Fortunately, he doesn't have to face any.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And designated stopper

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The ELO method of calculating the odds, developed by Nate Silver, gives the Twins the best chance of taking the division, and actually makes them a slight favorite. ELO is designed to assess a team’s skill level at a given moment in time, so it may be seeing the Twins as they are at the moment, which is an improved team thanks to the sloughing off of dead weight such as Livan Hernandez, the emergence of Denard Span as an OBP guy, and a healthy Alex Casilla at second base. It may also be catching that the Sox record is still showing vestiges of a hot start driven by the low home-run rate. ELO assigns more weight to recent results, and since the end of April, both teams have identical 64-48 marks.

I tend to think ELO has it right here, not for the reasons stated above, but for this one: team performance over 24 games is largely unpredictable. The error bars on any projection for either teams’ performance down the stretch swallow up any pretense of knowing what will happen, and when you consider the three head-to-head games in there, the only conclusion that can be reached is that this is a toss-up. That the White Sox have been the better team informs the discussion, but everything we know about baseball shows us that being the better team matters less in direct proportion to the number of games we want to evaluate. The White Sox could go anything from 17-7 to 10-14 over the next few weeks, and the Twins, from 16-8 through 9-15.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8031

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 4, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why not just put up the Commie poster?

BP hates WS.

Oh, the humanity. (Weeps. Speed dials Sarah Palin.)

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ELO?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 4, 2008 12:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't bring me down

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 4, 2008 12:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice sig. THANKS, GATER! Way to rub it in, b-stard.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 1:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that reflection ain't right.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I didn't spot that

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 1:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But that's what he sees, right?

Don’t you think MM looks in the mirror and sees a strutting peacock every day?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 1:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahaha.

eye of the beholder….no doubt, no doubt.

We should get some of MM’s exes on here (assuming some are still alive) to get a real opinion on his alleged beauty.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is he the guy in the pink monkey suit outside the front door?

Also I should note that those of MM’s exes who might be lucky enough to still be alive, are probably so scarred from the experience, that the mention of his name will send them into hysteria.
We may not be able to get a sane opinion between the “FUCK ME, JESUS!!” cries and vomiting.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you will probably never see me there.

i had a couple co-workers get into a heated argument with the powers that be over there.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

over the beer or the women?

i understand the former. however, the latter is just the cost of doing business. these women are transients, runaways. sometimes they just up and disappear without any notice to the powers that be…

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by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the women. they found the talent inadequate and didn't mind letting everyone know about it.

a few guys took exception to the comments and it became an issue.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the guys taking exception being bouncers/friends of the owners, i guess.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was lacking in the early days.

they don’t have a deep bench still.

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by larry on Sep 4, 2008 1:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they said the place was near empty (thursday night, 1 am) and that there weren't enough

dancers and the ones there were not worth the cover/cost.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do they do extras?

like they do in the ones in Leeds?

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 1:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone does "extras". it's just a matter of how much.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on the premises I mean

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 1:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so do i.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right so if i turned up at the Pink Monkey

how much would it cost me to take a stripper into a private booth and wank into her hair?

regards

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

You are on a roll today!

hahaha

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know how that is. no set price. depends on how she looks, how you look, how much you've already spent, how slutty she is.

there’s a lot of factors. hard to give a reasonable estimate.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 1:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you must have a rough idea

I’m trying to do a comparison with the sort of places I’ve been in

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 2:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, obviously we are all subject to global economic factors.

at the same time, vegas has the best girls and you’re gonna pay a little more there than you would at a more rural/obscure location.

all things considered, i’m saying you’re probably paying $1K for a blow job. i have no idea about loads in hair.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 2:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck that for a game of soldiers!!

they do it for £50 here

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by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 2:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that may be off. still, it's vegas. dances cost $20 at the table. private room 3 songs for $100.

those chicks make a lot of money. and they are hot. they can make a lot of money without the sex.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 4, 2008 2:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mind you having said that

there are numerous nightclubs round here where you can get as much sex as you want for the price of a couple of alcopops, if you are not that fussy

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 2:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs