Bobby Jenks and Cheat's Homecoming Date
Bobby Jenks, missing slider and all, earned his first 5-out save since 2005, using just 10 pitches to turn two key double plays and help the White Sox avoid a sweep at the hands of the Indians. It was only the 8th time in his career that Jenks has earned a save while entering in the 8th, and over two years since he was last recorded a save of more than 3 outs.
I missed most of the game, supposedly golfing, and didn't even realize there was an early start until I got in the car and turned on the radio to find the Sox up 2-0. Which brings up a feeling I've had for essentially the entire road trip. I don't know if it's just me--judging by the site's recent stats, I don't think it is--but I've been questioning my own lack of enthusiasm for the Sox lately.
I don't even think that's the right way to put it, but I'm lacking any hope of concise eloquence tonight. I'm still a huge White Sox fan, obviously, but there are things that I would normally be able to rattle off at will--the upcoming schedule, for instance, or the rotation probables for the next week--that I just don't feel like keeping on top of. So, when you didn't have a gamethread this morning, it was because I just plain didn't know that the game was at 11 in the freakin' morning. I hadn't bothered to check.
I don't watch the scoreboard religiously, and don't have any idea who Twins are facing on any given night. I don't care. The White Sox control their own destiny, and that's all I'm really interested in. Perhaps, it's a fear of what lies ahead--a fear of disappointment--that has prevented me from being as excited as I have been previous division races.
I'm reminded of a young Cheat, staring at his shoes, as he reluctantly asked Elizabeth Bennett to the homecoming dance, sure that she would turn him down with his friends watching in the distance. She may have said yes, but I hardly noticed as I shuffled away as quickly as possible in the hopes that no one would notice.
I've already gone on record as saying I think the Twins will take the division, and even gave a time frame for their inevitable clinching. So, there's that same sense of dread, with Danks hitting the wall and Quentin on the shelf for some not-insignificant period of time, that any hope of success will only lead to more pain in the end. But while I may be fearing the worst, I can remember back to that night in '95 when young Cheat got to touch his first booby.
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I didn't realize you were old enough and fictional enough to ask a character from Pride and Prejudice to a dance.
Why so serious?
So now the question is, are you a closet Jane Austen fan
or creepy SSH-style googler?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
can't it be both?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Lizzie Bennett = Keira Knightley in my mind
Quite the homecoming date, I’d say
by hitlesswonder on Sep 4, 2008 2:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Not a tittie lover, are ya hitless?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Sure, she's skinny
But showing up to homecoming dance with someone who looks like Keira would be a win in my book.
by hitlesswonder on Sep 4, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions
don't be fooled. showing up to a homecoming dance with anyone other than his aunt trudy would be a win for rithum.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
But Aunty Trudy kills on the Mashed Potato!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions
and yet another SSS'er casts his vote on the pro-titty side of the ledger.
we are growing and we will not be denied.
everyday our numbers and our strength grows.
MM, furbs, WU, larry, cheat, illini
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i obviously will be voting for the MM/furbs ticket
boobs and ass in 2008!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that's what i'm talking about!
change is happening people! and it’s effin’ beautiful.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
yes yes and yes!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i'm confused. wasn't pro-titty and ass the default here?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
I'm still rallying the 10-inch penis campaign.
I have no SSS following yet, though Colin did send me an “interested” email.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions
*commits to obvious*
i thought you said you needed one!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
excellent.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions
you hug your father with those hands?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I was just saying excellent to Colin's response.
I laughed. It was excellent.
And yes, I hug my father with these hands – when I get to see him every few months or so. :(
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions
you abandoned him. selfish hippie.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:36 AM CDT up reply actions
Twist the knife, Toonderstricken!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions
i'm just projecting. i did the same thing.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Our poor parents....
Or at least my poor parents.
I won’t assume that yours like you.
:P
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions
you can assume they at least don't hate me. they're coming to visit next month.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions
at least they said they were going to see me one of the days they were here. i think.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
They might be able to squeeze you in after dinner with Donald Duck at Disneyland.
But don’t expect any souvenirs.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions
disneyland? you're talking jeeves' territory. i don't approve of anybody heading south of monterey.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
Good thing your parents don't listen to you...
they follow Ariel’s voice…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
ew
I rescinded any claim to the evil empire…plus i don’t have a car out there, so i rarely get out to anaheim, so I’ll pass off that claim to one of the other LAers
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Did you leave them, or did they move away from you?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
these are sad times we're living in when that can't be assumed.
so pick a side. we’ll have no flip-flopppers on this controversial issue.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
pro T, pro A. to the death.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 11:19 AM CDT up reply actions
a line in the sand has been drawn!
our numbers grow!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
No one is going to comment about Cheat's waning enthusiasm/dread?
All we’re gonna talk about is his first feel? Fer Chrissakes, that alone tells me the season is pffffffffffffft, at least as applies to this site.
PALIN UP! GRAB A RIFLE AND FIGHT! FORM TESTUDO! NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE!
Who’s in this with me? Or is this like the Garden of Gethsemane? Will no one wait with me? Toonder, larry, Cheat? (Yeah, I compared myself to Christ. What of it?)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i hear things didn't go well after that shit
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Not sure that I want to "Palin up", but I'll wait with you.
As long as you share your rocks.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
It's a long season
we all have these dips from time to time, I’m not worried, back at the homeground now. We took two on the road from Las Angeles so we shouldn’t fear them.
It will be all over bar the shouting by the end of next week.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Nice calm - pre or post-pub crawling?
But I think the conclusion of our Twinks series is when we’ll be able to exhale, one way or another.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Pub crawling?
that was last night, i’ve got a business to run during the day, need a clear head.
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Cheat, I hate to share your sentiments on this, but I have also in the past week been dreading that this season may not come to fruition as it should.
This conversation came up on a phone call last night to my best friend in Chicago…a season-ticket holder who already has his play-off tickets secured in case.
we are both scurrrred.
But we also agreed that this last month of baseball is better than 2007’s (or any month of last season, for that matter) – and this stress from a tight division race against our rivals is much preferred over the alternative situation of not even competing.
So no matter what happens, these last couple months are what baseball is all about.
I’m still having fun, even when they lose.
It hurts, no Q!uestion about it….
But we’ve put on a helluva show so far, and no matter what, we’ll all be Sox fans at the end of the day/season.
Cheers to Q! Whether he comes back to dazzle us some more this season is unknown…but his performance thus far has earned him a spot in all of our hearts and memories. What a deity. And so fun to watch.
One last thing – If we don’t make the play-offs, or even if we do and can’t make it past the first round, we at least have the Cubs post-season to look forward to – I can’t wait to see how they may blow it this time.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
ive been telling my cub fan friends
the cubs always blow it…just wait
i think zambrano and harden will have something to do with it
or not if they're hurt
but that’s all the cubs talk i’ll contribute for the day.
And very well put HSA
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
No team can muddle thru Sept. and be successful in the playoffs
especially when pitching is so rag-tag and our hitters are prone to bouts of somnambulism. the team seems as devoid of energy as i was watching that bitch of an attack dog last night take apart BHO. We are walking down the inevitable path to 2nd place unless we show some sparks at home.
At one time during this season, I thought we had the potential to end up in the WS.
I am one of the least negative people on here, IMO, and even I cannot forsee us able to get very far in the play-offs, especially given our pitching crises and the hot/cold offense, and downright awful outfield defense.
However, the division is still the prize. Shutting down the Twins is a reward in itself.
We may not be reunited with Trophinea this season, but making the post-season is really good enough.
Who cares if we do anything in October? As long as we are there…
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:05 AM CDT up reply actions
The 05 Sox were 11-10 in September before getting hot. The 2006 Cards were 12-16 in September.
I’m not worried about how the Sox look in September, so long as they make the playoffs. Since playoff series are so short, luck plays a much greater part in the results than it does over a 162 game season.
who knows, Brian Anderson could be the next Brian Doyle.
Nice idea. Haven't heard that name in a long time.
I bet in larry’s world you are “old”. ;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I can't see not wanting to look at the standings...
Even if the Sox had a bigger lead, I would want to check them to see if they are maintaining that lead. Today’s off-day is a good example. If the Twins lose tonight, it’s a 1.5 game lead instead of a 0.5 game lead. Please pitch well, Jesse Litsch.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
So the Twins losing isn't almost as big as the Sox winning?
Obviously, the Sox can’t control what the Twins do but the Twins losing is a very important part of the Sox success the rest of the way. Just look at the N.L. Central — the Cubs are losing like crazy lately but the Brewers keep failing to gain any ground. I’m sure Cubs players and fans are checking those Brewers scores and are happy to see them losing as well. I can see Cheat’s point of view but in the end, Twins losses are important.
always has to be right and get the last word in.
yeah. that about sums up larry.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
flip flopper
I can’t see not wanting to look at the standings… 8:44 am
I can see Cheat’s point of view… 9:01 am
free brian anderson!
Well, I guess Cheat has already made up his mind that the Twins are going to win the division...
That would be a reason not to look at the standings.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
It is...the smell of...inevitability.

I’m sure other team’s fans feel the same way we do except maybe the twins cause they’re always perfect with there prescient scouting and otherworldly timely hitting and carlos gomez.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
More like the easier schedule the rest of the way and they know their team owns the Sox at the Twinkiedome.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
PUUUUUNNNNTOOOOO!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions
dont forget denard!
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Hit the wall. 1-6 with 3 K's last night. Toast.
(Shoot, if SSH can extrapolate small numbers, so can I.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
he's a twin. they dont hit walls unless they're jumping up them to take away white sox dingers
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
And the mayor is plea bargaining, resigning, and goin' to jail.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that's what happens when you have a stripper killed
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Took him long enough to come to that realization.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
still hasn't
the things his people are saying on his behalf, like that Jenny is betraying the people of Detroit or some shit, are unfuckingbelievable. the guy has the biggest ego i’ve ever seen.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that's never happened to me when i've had a stripper killed.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
aha. that makes sense.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
This is huge because it would have been a loss had Weaver started...
Dude owns the Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I am glad baseball is so cut and dry.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't have bet on the Sox to win the game if Weaver was starting...
Jared Weaver (career stats vs. White Sox):
4 Starts
3-0 Record
26.2 IP
0.34 ERA
14 H
5 BB
25 SO
… and I doubt you would have either.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I don't count a loss before it happens either.
Remember Broadway’s start?
That was a definite loss, right?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions
And you feel that is sustainable?
I’d take my chances. (Though I’m not unhappy he won’t be facing us.)
It also points out that a lot more pitchers are being scratched the last few weeks. It ain’t the Sox who are alone in staggering home (if a 4-5 road trip is “staggering” – I’m not counting the suspended game).
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
wu, ssh is saying he's cy fucking mays
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 4, 2008 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
I got it.
I thought maybe, just maybe, a “small sample…”
Aw, eff it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
The only consolation
is the Twins seem to be doing their best to out-suck the White Sox lately.
But an ineffective Danks and no Q make vince something something.
White Sox, that’s baseball.
"lately"
this isn’t exactly a new phenomenon, despite the adulation they get from hawk and ssh. if the twins were as good as we always hear, they’d have a ten game lead. as i’ve said many times, it’s a tallest midget contest.
free brian anderson!
Yeah, aside from a few infallible players, the Twins have no depth. They went on a streak and have the magic of the dome on their side...
but other than that, we are definitely the better team (though not by much – our depth is a bit shaky as of late).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:33 AM CDT up reply actions
Seeing a 44 year old hockey Mom
take on the Establishment on both sides last night riled me up. You guys (and gals) who are ready for a collapse, or to be disappointed, or are working to numb yourself to the “inevitability” of our demise need a swift kick in the psyche. Yeah, I’d say that actually being in 1st place in Sept. is slightly better than last September’s abortion (HSA, you are the mistress of understatement). Fer Chrissakes!!
Anyone who doesn’t want to watch, turn off the channel. The rest of us who can handle either winning or losing will be glad to keep the fires burning for when it is safe (when all is settled) to give us your rear-view mirror interpretation. And if we happen to win, please stay away in October, too, unless you have connections to get me tickets. The Sox will have plenty of fans who hop on the “playoff” bandwagon.
I hope actual Sox folks read thsi crap – it might galvanize the team (it vertainly would piss off Ozzie). When I get home tonight I’m putting up the GD ‘05 championship flag and taking down Old Glory until the season’s over. Time to get serious for serious people.
And that foot is me.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
so you liked Palin's speech I take it?
i still haven’t seen it. haven’t checked for video this morning though. last night i struck out in every regard.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Because of wine and age I fell asleep watching Rudy's (which also looked like a home run).
Saw the video this AM. Once you get past the accent (sounds like she’s from Minnesota) she’s a ball of fire. I’d like to see her in a debate, to see how she handles it on the fly, but she’s a quite polished speaker and does not lack for confidence. I like her as a VP candidate (so far) but would probably find her overly aggressive if I met her a PTA meeting.
She stirred me up (no, not like that). And I did not think that was possible that a non-Dem could fire up the campaign. Bully for her, and us. Now let’s get this party started!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
what did you think of it?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
it was a fine speech. seems she could have spent a little more time on policy and the merits and whatnot instead of taking potshots at the other side.
but it’s a convention and she was whipping up the base. i didn’t watch the whole thing because, while it was amusing, it didn’t really have a great deal of substance.
free brian anderson!
And she's got that "hot librarian" thing going on.
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
You are more enjoyable when your disgust is conveyed through kitten pictures.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
irrelevant.
i’m not pathetic. a chubby woman in her mid 40s is not something in which i’m interested.
free brian anderson!
good point
I haven’t seen her yet
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
so you're not the man behind this CL post?
http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cas/821482872.html
AIM: SouthSideCheat
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for comic effect
I typed cougar into CL and chose one without an age or pic attached
AIM: SouthSideCheat
I believe larry would categorize Palin
as a BBW not a Cougar.
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
Define "old", you who bandies about the term frequently.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i would think it's obvious. she's a hell of a lot older than me. i'd expect that people about her own age and older find her attractive. i don't expect that people my age would, unless they have a mommy complex or something.
free brian anderson!
It's not obvious in a general sense. It isd obvious with respect to a 44 year old that she, to you, is considered "old".
My wife is the same age as Palin, and she’s younger than me, so I don’t think she’s “old”. I think 65 is “old”. What is your cut-off? 35? 40?
(And it doesn’t relate to “would I do her?”. Because I might still want to do Ann Margaret. Just because I always wanted to as a kid. No, just, what age do you consider “old”?)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
did someone forget to take his meds today?
settle down there, WU. Old = you, you OPOS. Now go drink your metamucil and stop harshing the mellow.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I've asked it of the man on more than one occasion
and have never heard a real reply, neither a hard or soft line. I am just curious, since the term “old” flies off the keyboard rather frequently (and, admittedly, the Gestaltian concept of background/foreground applies here).
Just askin’. Not upset.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i am surprised that 44 is old to larry.
i assumed he was near that himself. or maybe he is, and only settles for ladies at the proper age of 20.
I postulated his bride is now just around 14, or
entering American high school. In her native land, she’s a college graduate.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you say it almost like it's a bad thing.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
2 questions
1. Did you get out of your position?
2. Congrats on posting the first comment that, I believe, larry has ever (EVER) “me too”-ed. You are truly a credit to your generation and deserve a plaque.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
1. still short. still on the offer. gotta shake out the day traders, then this thing is gonna fall apart.
2. me and larry are probably in the exact same age/socio-economic demographic. we’ve probably both buried strippers after a night gone wrong and we’ll probably both do it again.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i keep telling myself that the last time will truly be the last time.
but then whoops. and i have to again call mike, my dead hooker friend.
free brian anderson!
amen to that sentiment.
although my guy is vito, and he’s a lifesaver in the most ironic of ways.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
how many couches have you bought in order to cover for your use (again) of a van?
my friends think i’m really generous when i give yet another couch as a house-warming gift. i’ve got a whole goddamn storage unit full of them still.
free brian anderson!
already crossed that bridge.
i’ve got a buddy who’s a “plumber”. works both because he has a van and for messier situations he knows how to get the bathtub back in good shape.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
It's alright, you guys. They are not missed. If I had a dollar for every one of my colleagues who wound up in pieces in the lake, well, I wouldn't have to work for a week.
Larry, how do you call Mike, your dead hooker friend? Ouija board?
You should call your dead-hooker-disposal friend next time. They might help better.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
comments like that are how nice young sluts like you wind up buried in the desert an hour outside of vegas.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
thank god for this housing slump.
the drive outside of vegas was really getting to be a little excessive.
free brian anderson!
I know. Trust me, I know. I wouldn't talk to a client like that.
Out-smarting men is a big no-no for me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
not only because men don't appreciate it, but also because it's impossible.
Out-smarting men is a big no-no for me.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I'll just let you have that one, since I know there is no historical instance that I could use to convince otherwise.
Not that you would comprehend it if I had one.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm hearing a lot of things out of your mouth that don't sound like "lunch is ready."
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Just keep sifting through them until you do hear that from me.
Hold your breath while you’re at it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
c'mon, baby. let's not take ourselves to seriously.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I don't know, I thought that was pretty funny of me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I've always pictured Larry to be 28 or 29.
And his name, I am certain, is not Larry.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions
That would be my picture, also.
With the pipe-cleaner arms, of course.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
only gus will ever know because he's the only one who will show up at any of the meet-ups i propose.
free brian anderson!
I would have been there if I wasn't 2,000 miles away!
Not that I was invited….
But….
You know…..
We PS’ like to show up wherever, whenever.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
I told you I would next year - I had literally just gotten back from my expensive summer trip to Chicago...planned prior to the SSS date night.
I don’t get paid vacation days in this industry, you know. Can’t just drop everything and jet-set the country at will.
I gots a mouth to feed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
If you had moved it a week I'dve been there.
When do they set the date for next year?
Not sure why, but I picture a Star Trek-like convention without the Spock ears.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
"Not sure why"
Because the only descriptor we really have of anyone (Jim aside) is Larry’s pipe-cleaner arms.
And your hairless Italian back, I suppose. But that is not really relevant.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
they set the date this year whenever i posted the diary.
roughly the same lead time in the past. five weeks or something.
free brian anderson!
i was totally fucking there
never saw you…i screamed your name…and nothing
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
when you have to spit on your hand
to lubricate their fanny, they are too old then
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
early nominee for the "tell us how you really feel" post of the day.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions
i wonder if there's an english equivalent to
“if there’s grass on the field, play ball”
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
(spikes ball). sure. and it sounds better.
if there’s grass on the wicket, let’s play cricket.
free brian anderson!
yes there is funnily enough
it’s much coarser than that though
‘if they are old enough to bleed they are old enough to butcher’
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
So, a young gal's fanny
needs no lubrication?
Ouch.
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
wow. that is full-fledged right there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I know, I love English humour. So crass, so blunt, so, so, so, goddam funny.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions
So "Sweeney-Todd"
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I don't get it.
seriously.
In American, we use “fanny” to describe buttocks, or areas of the bum.
At what age is this area not in need of some prep?
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Language barrier....sigh.
Am I using ‘regards’ right?
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Also...
Loo = Bathroom
Lift = Elevator
Fag = Cigarette
Nutty Brits!
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
The "fanny" v. "vag" confusion
explains a lot of price discrepancy in England, HSA?
And here you thought it was the exchange rate.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 4, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions
But in that charming Hugh Grant romantic comedy, "Notting Hill," I swear they said loo!
That’s how we get all our international knowledge here – through American movies.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions
loo is used in films like that
and by upper class twit types just like Hugh Grant
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
"Regards" doesn't mean
“bugger off” or anything vulgar, does it?
Just checking.
Regards (American version)
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
it can mean any number of things
including ‘bugger off’; it all depends on the context.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
I like the ambiguity, hoodie.
REGARDS!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
playing this market like a fiddle, wu.
i’m lovin’ it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
If I can't trust Hollywood, I just don't know where to turn....
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I know loo is common in the colonies, at least
Family in Sri Lanka, New Zealand, and Australia all use the term loo
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
funniest thing i've heard today
rec’d
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
It beast "wanking in her hair"?
You are brutally tough, jeeves.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
(I'll leave that misspelling. Sounds better.)
PS Another 3% haircut off Mr. DJ today. I can’t wait until the monthly statements go out. Cash is king.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hahaha
i hadn’t gotten that far yet, but that’s a winner too.
Hoodlight is gold (Jerry!) today
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Very true...
She sounds funny, just like a scummy Canadian. I guess anyone from up north sounds funny. People from Wisconsin sound pretty stupid too, although they probably think we sound funny as well.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I am not Chiburb.
So ban me, but I ain’t going away, Esq.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hey old man!
I am still watching, still hopeful, but also realistic in acknowledging that we are lacking in major aspects of the ball game.
I’ll be the last to say the season is ova, even when it actually does end.
And believe you me, I paid for a year of mlb.tv, and have paid my dues in time spent on the phone with their tech support, and I WILL NOT CHANGE THE FUCKING CHANNEL UNTIL THE TWINS OR WHOMEVER IS SCRAPING OUR LISTLESS BODIES OFF OF THE DIAMOND!
O-GOP-POS!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 9:40 AM CDT up reply actions
do they have any policies the Republicans?
or do they just go on about abortion and god and stuff like that all the time. That’s what it seems like to me.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
As far as I have seen, they like to spend money and leave the bill for the next generation while claiming to be fiscally responsible
Otherwise, you hit the nail on the head
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Flagged, for political content
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Crap, why can't I flag myself?
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Man, that's a great set-up.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
way to stay in the rhythm of things ;)
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
Ahh, perfect
thanks thecip.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I teared and immediately removed my hat.
Cip, you are a true patriot.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Damn straight!
/cranks up the lee greenwood
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
konerko is my pick to click for the rest of the season
and with Q! out the sox are going to need him. since AUG 1st he is hitting .338/.470/1.028 in exactly 100 PA’s, with 19 walks and 11 strikeouts.
hopefully ozzie plays the general as little as possible. put swish in left and BA in center. 3,4,5 should be dye, thome konerko.
brian anderson would've caught that...
we need to hit while Q's out and the staff is wobbly
I’d like Griffey in left if he weren’t injured himself.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Griffey is supposedly good to go...
Of course, he isn’t called “General Soreness” for nothing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
best nickname ever
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'd rather see Griffey's bat in the lineup...
Why can’t Griffey just play LF? He has only played LF three games in his career but is it that hard to play LF if you have played CF and RF in your entire career?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
there would be adjustment.
debatable point, surely, about how much and how long. but it’s not like griffey has make up speed or something for mistakes out there. probably would be best to just stick with him in center if you’re going to play him over the next few games. amusingly, they’d still be getting an upgrade in defense with swisher over quentin in left. the best thing, of course, would have just been playing him in different positions over the course of the last month so he could slot in, but, alas…
free brian anderson!
whoopsie
konerko’s line is .338/.470/.558. i’m sure y’all understood the 1.028 was his OPS, not his SLG.
brian anderson would've caught that...
whoopsie
it’s ok….just vote yes to MM/furbs kthxbai dudes
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I'd like to vote MM/furbs
but you guys really have to define your position on pierced nipples and pubic hair shaving (hardwood floor?, landing strip?, jungle?) before I can make a decision.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
9/11!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
just something we do here in america
land of the free, home of the brave. you know. vote.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
*To simulate the idea that we live in a democracy, land of the free, home of the brave.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions
PS, you are a commie terrorist!
because those things are like one in the same, clearly.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I've been saying "terrorism is the new communism" for years now...
Enough politics! Moar baseball.
This is how we know we need a new thread, I think.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sheesh, HSA, so serious
and I added the clearly and everything
side note: agree with your “terrorism is the new communism”, but that seems a bit obvious…even for port sluts
tell me what the “new black” is, then I’ll be impressed! clearly.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
I only approach this site with utmost seriousness, and I clearly do not appreciate your attempts at bringing "fun" and "humor" and "a good beat" to this place.
Also, Q is the new black.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"a good beat" - absolutely classic
rec’d fo sho.
And thanks for the fashion update. How do I wear a Q? (incredible set up, as always)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
tsk, tsk
great opp to use “why so serious?”
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Carlos Quentin (7 DXL)
Joe Crede (5 DXL)
The White Sox seem to be carried by one player at a time, never slumping enough as a team to let the Twins catch up. The worry now is that some of the lingering injuries will cost them, but no team does a better job keeping players healthy. Still, even the best staff can’t stop everything. Quentin has been dealing with a forearm strain—I’m told it’s a tendon—for over a month, but it’s become worse over the past few weeks. The team has essentially shut him down, and they won’t get him back before at least the weekend. This is something that will need even more time to work itself out, though my sources seem to think that the medical staff has a pretty good handle on the situation. The problem isn’t as easy with Crede; his back is acting up again, and while the team is downplaying this, they’re also worried that Crede’s uncertain status will force them to make some changes. Sources believe that Crede will be back by the weekend, but they also note that the team has options if Crede needs an extended rest.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8030
free brian anderson!
"they’re also worried that Crede’s uncertain status will force them to make some changes."
What changes? The Sox have had both Uribe and Fields at 3B before.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
regression not a bitch when you pitch better.
Gavin Floyd, CHW
18: 111.2 IP, 87 H, 17 HR, 47 BB, 75 K, 3.63 ERA, 5.10 FIP
9: 55.1 IP, 56 H, 6 HR, 17 BB, 44 K, 3.58 ERA, 3.94 FIP
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/regression-where-art-thou
free brian anderson!
He's the "ace" right now. Fortunately, he doesn't have to face any.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
And designated stopper
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
The ELO method of calculating the odds, developed by Nate Silver, gives the Twins the best chance of taking the division, and actually makes them a slight favorite. ELO is designed to assess a team’s skill level at a given moment in time, so it may be seeing the Twins as they are at the moment, which is an improved team thanks to the sloughing off of dead weight such as Livan Hernandez, the emergence of Denard Span as an OBP guy, and a healthy Alex Casilla at second base. It may also be catching that the Sox record is still showing vestiges of a hot start driven by the low home-run rate. ELO assigns more weight to recent results, and since the end of April, both teams have identical 64-48 marks.
I tend to think ELO has it right here, not for the reasons stated above, but for this one: team performance over 24 games is largely unpredictable. The error bars on any projection for either teams’ performance down the stretch swallow up any pretense of knowing what will happen, and when you consider the three head-to-head games in there, the only conclusion that can be reached is that this is a toss-up. That the White Sox have been the better team informs the discussion, but everything we know about baseball shows us that being the better team matters less in direct proportion to the number of games we want to evaluate. The White Sox could go anything from 17-7 to 10-14 over the next few weeks, and the Twins, from 16-8 through 9-15.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8031

free brian anderson!
Why not just put up the Commie poster?
BP hates WS.
Oh, the humanity. (Weeps. Speed dials Sarah Palin.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ELO?

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
Nice sig. THANKS, GATER! Way to rub it in, b-stard.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
We should refer to Nate Silver as "Mr.Blue Skies"
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by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions
The Sox are gonna get beat by the Twins to the Post Season

so sad
Sox fan from England, marching on together
that reflection ain't right.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions
But that's what he sees, right?
Don’t you think MM looks in the mirror and sees a strutting peacock every day?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
hahahahahahahahaha.
eye of the beholder….no doubt, no doubt.
We should get some of MM’s exes on here (assuming some are still alive) to get a real opinion on his alleged beauty.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Is he the guy in the pink monkey suit outside the front door?
Also I should note that those of MM’s exes who might be lucky enough to still be alive, are probably so scarred from the experience, that the mention of his name will send them into hysteria.
We may not be able to get a sane opinion between the “FUCK ME, JESUS!!” cries and vomiting.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions
you will probably never see me there.
i had a couple co-workers get into a heated argument with the powers that be over there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I hear it can get pretty hot in those mascot costumes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
over the beer or the women?
i understand the former. however, the latter is just the cost of doing business. these women are transients, runaways. sometimes they just up and disappear without any notice to the powers that be…
free brian anderson!
the women. they found the talent inadequate and didn't mind letting everyone know about it.
a few guys took exception to the comments and it became an issue.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
the guys taking exception being bouncers/friends of the owners, i guess.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
they said the place was near empty (thursday night, 1 am) and that there weren't enough
dancers and the ones there were not worth the cover/cost.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Those unprofessional women...they don't even give their two weeks notice when they are going to wind up dead in the back of your moving van.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
do they do extras?
like they do in the ones in Leeds?
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
everyone does "extras". it's just a matter of how much.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
so do i.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
right so if i turned up at the Pink Monkey
how much would it cost me to take a stripper into a private booth and wank into her hair?
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You are on a roll today!
hahaha
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by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
you know how that is. no set price. depends on how she looks, how you look, how much you've already spent, how slutty she is.
there’s a lot of factors. hard to give a reasonable estimate.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
you must have a rough idea
I’m trying to do a comparison with the sort of places I’ve been in
Sox fan from England, marching on together
well, obviously we are all subject to global economic factors.
at the same time, vegas has the best girls and you’re gonna pay a little more there than you would at a more rural/obscure location.
all things considered, i’m saying you’re probably paying $1K for a blow job. i have no idea about loads in hair.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
fuck that for a game of soldiers!!
they do it for £50 here
Sox fan from England, marching on together
that may be off. still, it's vegas. dances cost $20 at the table. private room 3 songs for $100.
those chicks make a lot of money. and they are hot. they can make a lot of money without the sex.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
mind you having said that
there are numerous nightclubs round here where you can get as much sex as you want for the price of a couple of alcopops, if you are not that fussy
Sox fan from England, marching on together
i don't know how much alcopops cost, as a matter of fact i don't know what alcopops are
but i would be hesitant to put my dick in anything that accepts pocket change.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I don't mean prossies
real girls, out for a good night. lots of them round here
Sox fan from England, marching on together
that's the case in chicago, too, my friend.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
The English and Americans
2 cultures separated by the same language.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that buffalo lounge looks alright. the girls seems a touch thick for the ones you'd put in your gallery
but all-in-all, pretty standard.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
thick?
you mean fat right? thick means what you would call dumb to me
Sox fan from England, marching on together
I think he misspelled it.
It’s “Thicke”, like Alan Thicke.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i think he meant what he said, as in "wu is thick as a brick."
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Someone get this man a menu.
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by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions
hoddie, you are beginning to grow on me.
wank into her hair
I enjoyed that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I have to make the best of the Sox off days
cos I know fuck all about baseball.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
you're damn right i do. and it's the only way anyone should look at himself.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
You mean, "It is the only way anyone should look at ME", don't you?
You strutting peacock, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
you know exactly what i mean, wu.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
(elegant feather ruffle)
(struts away)
(notices female peacock)
(approaches quietly from behind)
(mounts that unsuspecting bitch, feather over her mouth)
(finishes in 2.7 seconds, dismounts)
(winks, fixes feathers, removes glock, kills female peacock, resumes position at reflective pond)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions
was that good for you?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I had a nice laugh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions
good, now how about that sandwich?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
emphatic thumbs up.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
That girl cannot be more than 15.
I know that doesn’t bother the likes of many of you….but still….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah, but they will not make you lunch.
Whores can’t find their way around a kitchen.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions
wu was so wrong. she looks much older than 14.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Very nice.
Is that one of Jim’s Zazzle shirts?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm surprised MM isn't on board with the concept!
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by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions
what would give you the impression that i'm not?
the above listed responsibilities plus the etc. are why wife is such a good paying gig.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I especially like her enthusiastic smile
and heroin chic physique.
Good work, larry. Is she Romanian or Belarusian?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
women eagerly anticipate marriage their whole lives. the whole institution was created for women and children.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I also like she's not wearing a ring.
So she don’t cost much.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
You have repeatedly objected to marriage, iirc.
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by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Also, Larry, this tee amuses me greatly.
However, we were discussing whores and their inability to string together a lunch for our eternally-starving MM.
How did the wife job description enter this scene? Cooking’s not even on the tee!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh huh. That "etc" is open to interpretation, I see. MM thought it was a plus, you consider it a minus in this case. In another situation, that comment would buy me a one-way ticket to a black garbage bag stuffed into your trunk.
And I don’t pretend that MM’s wife’s “etc” would have anything to do with literacy or wit.
Not only would MM not pursue such rounded companions, but such rounded companions would run far in the opposite fucking direction from MM.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions
you better use yo "inside voice", gurl. before i put yo ass outside.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
colin laying down the fucking law
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
i wish he would. bitches running wild.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
just finished the whole article
sounds about right to me. and not just because he largely agrees with what i wrote a ways back.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
this market is getting smoked!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Q needs an arm tendon
Help us out Lord Vishnu!
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
You don't have an extra on you?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
funky butt-loving!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Bathhouse ad?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
quote from the movie. weird enough for me to remember from age 10 or whatever it was.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I had to look it up - I thought you were yankin' the chain.
You are correct. Ah, innocent times…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
time to roll this stock over, wu.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Agreed. Take it and enjoy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
ha ha, i knew it! bullshit news comes out. i love it. let's take it back down. i almost feel sorry for the average joe in these movements.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I hope Guapo is around today for a thread recap...
what with dead hooker jokes and blowing loads in someone’s hair (Denard Span’s, I think).
There is definitely rich material here.
Must be an off-day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions
nothing opens up your schedule quite like a promotion around here.
cheat has even outsourced his fandom. promoting people so he doesn’t even have to look at this site.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Does shaftr now live in Bangalore?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Yes, there are 5-6 bored folks today.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
5-6 *hilarious* bored folks today.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait, it's an off-day? WTF?
CRAP!
(Oh, wait, I’m not on the staff and cannot use that. Only Cheat and colin don’t have to follow the Sox’s schedule. They are the “community organizers”. We are the “executives”.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
what does a community organizer do, anyway?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 4, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
run for president
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Nicely played, matt
Pops in for one comment and blows the field away.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
jeeves might have high standards, but they are merely to balance out yours.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I look at the "laugh-to-word" ratio
3 words, big laughs, highest ratio.
Of course, we know who has the lowest ratio.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
pierzynskirules?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
God is first, my family is 2nd, and I am third. IMO:
1. SSH.
2. rhythm
3. WU
(PR has <5 words/post. Efficiently dull.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Well, you certainly passed me with that last post
;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
leave me be
my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Sep 6, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
It takes a village to run a sports blog
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
You mean we're not a family?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 4, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I swear I think I'm somebody's illegitimate child around here.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel for you, having two Moms and all,
but I’m not ready to adopt. “Uncle” is as good as it gets.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
That is very, very good. I am not laughing. I am nodding in agreement.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
right. chiburb's.
unfortunately, you appear to be an abandoned illegitimate child around here now.
free brian anderson!
What's funny is he really tried to post more frequently after his "promotion" -
for about 2-3 days. Titles don’t feel the bulldog. In a recessionary environment, even Harvard Business research can be wrong – it’s all about the Benjamins.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
p. diddy is wu.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Brother's gotta eat.
(Great reality show with P. Diddy, ain’t it? I love when he reduces his applicants to tears. Diddy = Whitney Houston without the crack.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Now, hoodie, you just mentioned Google a few hours ago.
Give it a shot.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Off the Rap Basement site, dated 1/30/08:
P Diddy is expanding his TV empire by launching a show on VH1, to add to his already popular show on MTV. The show will focus on finding a personal assistant for himself. The hopefuls will get narrowed down to 20 people who will compete for the title. Contestants must be at least 21 years old, have a “whatever it takes attitude” and be on call 24/7.
24/7, baby. Whatever it takes. SSS employees need not apply. N, please.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
what a fucking rip off merchant
Pete Burns did that 18 months ago over here
Sox fan from England, marching on together
So a brother nicks an idea from a honky
Turnabout is fair play.
(Cranks up Buddy Guy. Smiles.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
it was a cultural highlight of last year
right up there with Francis Bacon’s retrospective at the Tate gallery
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
all I can find is some stuff
about bad ass boy comedians, doesn’t sound much like a reality show to me.
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
R.I.P B.I.G.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
we're gonna mourn ya 'til we join ya.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
fo' realz
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Diddy shot his fat ass to promote his own career
Plus, Tupac is alive and lives in Cincinnati.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i think it also highlights the importance of a highly integrated, detailed, and extensive interviewing process.
these guys were given the job before they even formally applied. the process seemed quite flawed to me, with predictable results.
personally, i question whether the cheat should still be the ceo. he’s unabashed in saying he’s lost the fire. his decision-making has been questionable. value of the site is plummeting. it might be time for him to be kicked upstairs into an “emeritus” role and get some new blood in from outside the organization.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 4, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
And you're just the guy to do it.
Though I recall you lost a little steam this summer, so you are not the Superhuman Presence we might require.
Does SSS have a Board of Directors? If so, why are they fiddling while Rome burns?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i'm from inside the organization. we need new blood. i hear marrioti is available.
free brian anderson!
you're telling me kenwo isn't inside the organization at this point?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Should've highlighted Sexson.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Not to mention Cip's 'shopping has become less frequent. And when AEG does appear, he struggles to be funny under the pressure of the title.
Colin shows up only to tell us he hasn’t been thinking about us all that much.
And shaftr’s off being waterboarded for all we know.
Wiz. Well, we all know about him, poor guy, trapped in a chest in his sadistic mother’s basement. She removed the ball-gag, but chopped his fingers off, so he is really dead to us now.
We do need some new management.
Or for Cip to get back into the pictures. That would make me forget the rest, I think. Throw a picture at SSS and we’ll all giggle and rec ourselves into oblivion.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
rec’d!!!!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
i like that one.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
adorable
that kitty is
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Or maybe shaftr's just on vacation.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
lolz! +1 for you
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
you are shameless.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
No, he is adorable and cuddly-cute.
Like that kitty-witty on Animaniacs.
I want to squeeze him and pet him and hug him and love him…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions
good. we'll be counting on your vote.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
don't expect to be alive if we don't get that vote
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I believe I said you had my vote yesterday.
And if I didn’t say so, I intended to.
…though this vote does conflict with my own running.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
don't stop running on account of us. you need to stay in shape to please your man.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
port slut = mEn, not mAn, right?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but i know some poor goon is officially boning her, so for his sake.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i love it. are you ready to give him the old carl icahn treatment?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
i can't comment on any ongoing transaction(s), if they are or were indeed ever ongoing or contemplated.
free brian anderson!
i gotcha.
(emphatically nodding and winking.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
I'm not sure why I think this,
but I can see one day in a couple of weeks after a Sox loss only a test pattern when clicking on this site’s URL.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Google Chrome
Auto checks your spelling as you type, very good that
Sox fan from England, marching on together
and they got one? pathetic. sox, white-esque.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 4, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
at least they got one....
thursday night’s are boring as hell on campus…god damn floor meeting with our RA…fuck that
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
why aren't you out at the bars?
it’s always awesome the first couple weeks of school. bring a couple of skanks back to your dorm room. show them your “O” face.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Rape: It's not just for dates, anymore.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
oh shit, that is funny.
I like how that statement makes rape seem okay once upon a time…
as though dates were the original source of rape, and then back-alley rapists came centuries later…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
i'd go hang out at the bars if i was two years older and allowed in
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
doesn't every school have a bunch of "18 to enter, 21 to drink" bars? that's what i've always seen.
and of course that rule is not strictly enforced.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
not around here....i wish though that'd be awesome
though you and i both know that girls flock to furbs
just look what being pro-tits and ass gets you
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
furbs, let me give you the advice i give to all the youngsters.
walk around your dorm. find a girl you like. and whip it out.
free brian anderson!
You should listen to him, he's premed...
or in this case, a lawyer.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
IIRC, they respect that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
reading comprehension classes are starting at a local community college near you.
they’ll teach you about pronouns there.
free brian anderson!
I assume you did it when you were younger if you are handing it out as advice.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
that is a very strange assumption.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
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"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions
you think all the doctors, etc. who will advise quentin on what to do re: his injury have suffered the same injury before?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions
sound advice, as always. Lar.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions
I meant to comma after "always."
damn, I never mess up.
Aside from two times. And one of those was my inability to identify a basic zoo animal. So that equals at least 5 typos, probably.
but yeah, anyway, comma after always…
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I think you will appreciate this BBC link
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
Amazing that hodie hasn't imploded reading this site
The Brit’s are much more proper than we.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I was hoping you would catch the grammar rodeo page...
now if they would only put up a hard hitting expose on crappy typing…
OPOS ;)
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
If you go to college in some bumblefuck town like Urbana or Iowa City
Though, it’s not like Chicago bars don’t admit every midget freshman into their establishment because they are prone to dropping 70 dollars on 3 Miller Lites and 5 Jaegerbombs for their brahs.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Where are your senior friends to buy you beer, Furbs?
Do I have to fly there to buy you some beer? Cuz I will…and then hug you and squeeze you and pet you and hold you…….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 4, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah fly here and buy me some beer....and like i told you a few days ago...
i don’t charge until the 2nd time so…
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Where do you go exactly?
And if all else fails, smoke lots of pot, those kids are awesome.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
No need to fill in for SSH.
He is omnipresent.
Now, colin, shaftr, AEG, cip, well, there’s always room at the inn there.
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