Is Carlos Quentin Lost for the Season?
It appears that may be the case. 670 The Score is reporting that Quentin's wrist injury is severe, and our very own BestKoserPolish independently confirms (through his own second-hand sources).
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Dear Q, I hope not.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 12:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe all of this talk that he is "God", has made the real God angry.
He is a fucking baseball player, not the creator of all that is good.
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by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And maybe, just maybe, there is no invisible man in the sky to get angry!
GASP!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice play, hsa. engaging in self-destructive behavior here...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is going to be my one and only response, so I thought ahead.
It’s not the time to fuck with me – especially if you want to seriously bring “God” into this.
My grief is mixed with anger and blame. I feel like a friend just committed suicide here.
So conflicted in emotions.
Fuck, Q! WHY!?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because he had $30? oh, now i see your comma. ;-)
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
V. funny.
Make fun of the blind girl….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if your god cares about baseball, he must not think much of you based on the overall success of your team.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or He is just a true-blue Twins fan.
I hear they are like the freaking Cubs among infallible deities.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even though the season is probably over...
At least General Soreness will provide us with a comedy of errors in CF for the rest of the season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 12:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
By the way, Jesse Rogers of The Score is the one who reported...
that Quentin’s wrist injury is severe and that there is a possibility of a fracture. Rogers said that Quentin is more than likely out for the rest of the regular season.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was hoping i was wrong
or being pranked, with cowley writing what he did, but its true
I still think Griffey slides into LF not CF, it makes more sense
by BestKosherPolish on Sep 5, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it makes more sense
but then you have to factor in KW’s comment that “CF is actually easier to play” so it’s tough to say what they’ll do
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 5, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Back to "Ozzie Ball"
Oh and does this diminish his MVP credibility?
Certainly hope not
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why wouldn't it?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's no way he wins the MVP if he doesn't play in september.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say he shouldn't win it. September is kinda important.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame Jerry Owens.
Didn’t his wrist injury originally clear the way for Q’s star to ascend? And HOW long has JO been on the team? And his wrist is magically healed?
MF JO.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 12:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was a groin injury with owens.
But I appreciate your attempt at demonstrating symmetry.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for commiserating
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i told you mofos what i was gonna do. now everything is gonna burn.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best of the day.
Where you gonna start, MM?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean where did i start?
working my way south towards the stadium.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cowley update
Quentin’s season appears in jeopardy
September 5, 2008Recommend (3)
BY JOE COWLEY Staff Reporter
Carlos Quentin’s season appears to be in jeopardy after the White Sox received MRI results on his injured right forearm and wrist Friday morning, according to sources close to the situation.
It’s unclear how he suffered the injury, but he was a late scratch Monday and hasn’t played since.
Quentin has 36 home runs and is a leading candidate for the AL MVP award.
If Quentin is lost for a significant amount of time, the Sox have options, including moving Ken Griffey Jr. from center to left field. And Nick Swisher would move to center.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1147105,quentin090508.article
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by larry on Sep 5, 2008 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm guess Cowley either has no sources or bad sources...
and he just picked up on Jesse Rogers’ story from The Score.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or i imagine joe isn't going to post a story that isn't necessarily accurate.
the sox would be getting a second opinion right now on quentin before anyone of real substance would start saying what jesse said on the air. as i said on the prior thread, a break doesn’t necessarily mean much. it’s everything else. jesse may just be running with the “it’s broken” part without actually thinking about it/getting something more about the actual effect of the break. or he’s relaying what the initial prognosis is. who knows.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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you know, if this is true and all.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Levine is now reporting that Quentin is out for the year with a broken bone on ESPN 1000.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 1:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just broke on ESPN Sportscenter as well
No pun intended
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is not a laughing matter, Option.
Even if it wasn’t “intended.”
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not laughing at all
This is killing me as much as it’s killing everyone else
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, ironically, I was kidding.
But then I started crying again.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Year, as in regular season, or even the postseason too?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 5, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 weeks or more is a usual time for what it appears people are reporting.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that would be the ALDS, and part of the ALCS?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 5, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he can still be World Series MVP!!
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the spirit!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm Mr. Brightside
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assuming............yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the whole postseason would be lost.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just like derick Lee right?
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term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this fucking sucks
There goes his MVP, and there goes a HUGE chuck of our offense.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Sep 5, 2008 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does anyone
know if he’s gonna be out if we make it to the playoffs or is this just a season injury?
One more thing, something needed to be done with all these pitchers hitting him, its complete bullshit and now our World Series hopes could be down the drain, Screw getting MVP, this hurts the team so much more, and it figures it happens to us and not the fags on the northside.
by DaNate23 on Sep 5, 2008 1:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh...if MLB did anything about him getting hit so much...
it would be to tell him to get the fuck off the plate.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 5, 2008 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you for putting that bluntly. it had to be done.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First post in weeks!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 5, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please, let's not blame Q for his plate-hovering stance.
Even if it is partly his fault.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no blame. but to somehow imply that the pitchers were all going after him and that something should have been done about it is, perhaps, a little disingenuous at best. i'll cut him a little slack because presumably he's mourning.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know. I am just unaccepting and blind to the truth in light of my overwhelming grief.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing Quentin was against wearing any armor.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't have helped with a wrist, would it.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
plus it was his right arm,
you don’t see too many players with armor on their outer arm
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 5, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Son of a fuckin' bitch.
Next year, he needs to start the Bonds thing, and the White Sox ought to MAKE him do it. Fuck. We’ll need just short of a minor miracle now. Fuck.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I had this saved for the next fuck who hit him. I am dying inside right now. MM, hold me.
Surely, it won’t get its propers in such a bleak time. I don’t even find it funny anymore.
And I was kidding, MM. It’s bad to embrace when you are carrying torches anyway.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i have my minions doing much of the work re: burning down the city.
i do like the pic, though. although my fury grows… heading to the game tonight. not sure if i’m gonna have to drink myself into a rage and just start berating people. i haven’t gone to work since Q! started sitting out. this show of solidarity isn’t going as planned.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No pic seen.
Is your office now aflame?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't see the pic? that blows.
nah, office still unscathed. they have a lot of my money, so i’m gonna try and avoid burning that place down. as i said, though, i haven’t been in the office this week, so i don’t even know what goes on there anymore.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it ain't over yet.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i note this because will carroll has, in the past, had good sources inside the white sox medical staff.
his response to my query:
First I’ve heard of a broken wrist and no, I have no update. That’s completely out of left field.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know....just before I left
for lunch I read his UTK column on BP and he said he’d be back tonight….I had a spring in my step….I trust Will Carroll more than just about anyone. Fuck.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Left field" in larry's post, "left" in DS'.
Dammit, enough with the “left” references.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this can mean only one thing...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Understatement, thy name is Toonder.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it worked on at least two and possible more levels.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's unpossible.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BP responds
by Will Carroll
WSCR in Chicago is reporting that Carlos Quentin has a broken wrist and is done for the season. I have been unable to confirm the specifics, but there is more going on than I was led to believe yesterday. Just last evening, I spoke with a trusted source who told me that he expected Quentin to be back in the lineup today, as you’ll see in Friday’s UTK Wrap. Now, that is no longer the case. Quentin returned from scans on his injured arm with a cast or brace and an announcement is expected before game time with more details.
by Off the bus running on Sep 5, 2008 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Will was deked.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
carroll's information is enough for me...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or the white sox were surprised, too.
which is beginning to sound more like what the situation was. breaks in complex areas like the hand or foot or shoulder are often not readily observable, especially if they are of the hairline or “stress fracture” variety.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will sucks.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terse, yet fully descriptive.
We must direct our anger at someone. I attempted JO.
Uribe, anyone?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wu sucks.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q is not a dog :p
It’s more like, woof, woof, my owner died, fuck
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 5, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish your dog had died instead of this travesty.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be happy to kill the dog
if it means we get Q.
Or not.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now hearing injury might have been caused by slamming bat into ground or hand into bat after k. if true, not cool.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be brutal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it has any truth to it, i think i'd rather not know.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because we all laughed at that antic
we are all equally responsible. In a Catholic sense.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Catholics. And I will not take responsibility.
Why isn’t Kong suffering then? He is the king of the bat-slam.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His wrists are more limp and flexible.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's funny.
(because it’s true.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you hate catholics?
what the fuck have we ever done to anyone since the beginning of time?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd as well.
you fucks.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It may as well be. Fucking son of a bitch.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should've had him in the lineup on thursday for one last go around.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ran my first marathon with a stress fractured (broken) fibula....
the last 10K….i heard IT SNAP….i SAY THIS NOT TO GARNER YOUR ADMIRATION….BUT RATHER, TO INQUIRE….IS THERE ANY CONCEIVABLE WAY TO PLAY WITH THIS IF HE CAN BE AT 80% OR MORE?
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever swing a bat with a fractured wrist?
Doubtful. Think Papi, Nomar, etc.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS Jack Youngblood played in a Super Bowl on a broken leg.
Different needs for those bones.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it isn't clear it's the wrist.
I’m thinking if it’s further up it’s possibe….ah fuck, I’m just dreaming anyway.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might be right - a "cast or brace" sounds opaque.
Wait for the press release.
OK, now I blame JRE, since he wanted more singles.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it's further up, he's certainly done because that's his arm. you don't play baseball with a broken ulna or radius.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
broke the ulna in a baseball game before. casted. season over.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it your pimp hand?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually, it was my off hand (or cane-holding hand). my pimp hand stays under my fur coat, tucked into my purple suit coat.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as i noted on the other thread, it depends.
dustin pedroia played through a broken wrist last year from roughly this same time through the playoffs. sort of like with your stress fracture in the foot, it depends upon where the break is because, for lack of a better phrase, some bones do more or different things than other bones.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, not your foot.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus, do we risk his future and further harm to the wrist for 3 weeks (hopefully more) of baseball?
Do we? I mean, I know we are contending, but I’d rather see him have a career and lead us to glory another season if it means not doing permanent damage this year.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rational thoughts are not acceptable here. The sky is falling. We are all DOOMED.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Losing your best hitter by far for the season?
Yes, the sky is falling.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite the contrary stance from what I expected, SSH.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, there's no way anyone can sugar-coat this one.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree w/ reardon
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the simple way to sugar coat is that quentin isn't worth 15 runs (current white sox lead), or even ten runs, over his replacement for the rest of the season.
quentin may make it harder but this injury isn’t likely to be the deciding factor in the al central race.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say he means a full game difference....that could be enough.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a pretty aggressive assertion.
maybe – who knows how players perform over a relatively short period like, what, 23 games. but the averages say it’s less than that.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q! has been great, yeah, but it's a stretch to say that he's been better by far than Dye.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only .054 more points of OPS...
Plus, Dye has been trending down with the bat lately.
Regardless, obviously two players with a .900+ OPS is way better than just one.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be like the Red Sox losing Manny without replacing him with Jason Bay.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, i think we're replacing him with junior.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, an average outfield bat (.770 OPS) with a terrible glove.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fortunately, as larry points out, we are in small remaining sample size, so anything is possible.
but i’m not in the mood to talk you off the ledge today. you should jump. i might even join you.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q had been trending even lower
(of course, he’s hurt). JD’s been doing better as of late and has been very consistent this year.
No reason to throw in the towel yet. If we can’t pitch we’re sunk.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, due to his injury.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he has been significantly better, perhaps not "far" better.
but i think this is all semantics. it looks like we are down our #3 hitter, the front-runner in the MVP race. how big is that? pretty fucking huge. he has won us a lot of games this year. if he is indeed out for the season, then i would say my hopes for this team are now just to squeeze into the playoffs and i’m not too optimistic for anything after that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Dye has been phenomenal, no doubt.
But let’s not pretend that Q hasn’t been equal to, if not better than, Dye.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not just your best hitter, but the AL MVP.
The sky is fucking dissipated.
I think I may have you beat in negativity on this one, SSH.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it depends. if he can play, it means the injury isn't serious enough to merit immediate attention or get much worse.
the sox will know if he can’t play. the troubling thing, of course, is that it’s been pretty obvious for the past couple weeks that he couldn’t play.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed.
Curse this day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy Reader told you?
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
by Nordhagen on Sep 5, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. i don't think it could have been because of a HBP, at least not directly, because i'm fairly certain he was never hit on the wrist.
which could be why the sox were caught off guard by the injury. the forearm problem was perhaps there first so, when things got worse in that area, they attributed it to that instead of a “new” injury.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll just carry him across the finish line
like Frank in ’05.
He can still pour champagne with the other hand.
Suck it, Twins!
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
by Nordhagen on Sep 5, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good work. Popped the wine bottle a little early this Friday, Nordy?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blind, delusional wishing gets you by sometimes.
Lots of that in the Twin Cities this week.
(No flag, I’m talking about Twins fans, not GOPers.)
Or was I?
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
by Nordhagen on Sep 5, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
well then, I'll rec it.
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think i'm about to have myself a drink.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A little rec-happy, eh?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the only thing that makes me feel better today
this isn't hard. you live in a port city. and you're a slut. do the math. -larry
by rhythm on Sep 5, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm worried about vince
Look to the Fanposts. He’s been obsessed with Q.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have no appetite. Seriously. It's well past my lunch time and all I want to do is drink heavily.
and cry.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Typical Seattle Friday, isn't it?
Think “Nirvana”.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you suggesting she kill herself?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No - it's just typical for the environment.
My niece HSA is special.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
UPDATE
Tribune says he’s undergoing surgery on Monday
White Sox outfielder Carlos Quentin will undergo surgery Monday morning to have a screw inserted into his fractured right wrist. The team said that he will have the wrist re-evaluated in 2-3 weeks to “determine how the healing process has progressed.”
MORE DETAILS TO COME
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 2:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DONE
Damn it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no joke - I know I'm a woman, so maybe my estrogen is getting the better of me.
But I am sincerely trying not to cry.
I have already begun to several times and stopped myself.
But work? Eh. Whatever. Not even taking calls anymore.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny how fragile 6 months of baseball can seemingly be, huh?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My coworkers have been giving me hugs because I can't stop crying.
fuck this estrogen.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The worst thing is that this could affect his career.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually agree with you - that was my first thought. Don't like "screws"
in humans. Feet, hands, legs, nothing. Oy.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually agree with you too, i feel bad for the kid
good guy too.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like . . .
2-3 weeks to “Determine how much of a waste this season has truly become”
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"re-evaluated in 2-3 weeks"
my ass. he’s done for the season. wrist injuries have a way of affecting sluggers for a long time so a return to full strength in ’09 is no guarantee either.
vanillablue.wordpress.com
by vanillablue on Sep 5, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It fucking figures.
I was in the process of becoming emotionally attached to Q approaching the level of big Frank….meaning way more than anyone ever in a Sox uniform. It was only a matter of time. I LOVE his makeup and all he appears to be. That’s why rooting for the Sox loses just a little bit and any success just a tad less fulfilling. Fuck.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Q! NO! plz no………..this fucking ruins my weekend….fuckers….all fuckers……regards to no one…..i’m flying into town to help MM burn the fucking city down
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It'll be difficult to win your election in jail, furbs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too, Furbs. And I'll buy you some stiff drinks while we're there.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is too much.
You mess with Q, that’s one thing. You upset Furby, that’s quite another.
(claps hands twice rapidly) Chauncey! My cape, torch and pitchfork! Tonight, we storm the gates of heaven themselves.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"regards to no one"
that’s fucking funny. we’ll have a good laugh as i pick you up at the airport in my truck.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This made my lips curl upwards.
thanks for that.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh that gave me a little giggle
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes so I dont pay attention for a day or two and this is what happens?????
Brutal. Though I think it much more likely comes down to how the guys pitch this month than our godlike Q.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wish I'd thought of that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry didnt read the dispair above
I should have known there would be 1 or 2 folks up there a little more grounded.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
completely off topic, tdogg, but, in the interests of never giving up until the water is over my head, wanted to point you to this
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/why-expected-is-important/
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I've certainly noticed Roy has been much better lately
I have him on a team. I never thought he was as bad as he pitched earlier this season. I even said I would take him on the Sox in a heartbeat. My beef was he had fallen from the ranks of elite fantasy pitcher which he still has.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, Just Another Bump In The Road Of This Seesaw Season
And it’s going to simply stay like that. We lose AT LEAST 3 games we should’ve won early on in April, we get swept in Toronto and get left for dead for the rest of the season, the Cabrera fiasco of calling pressboxes, the blowup doll ‘controversy’, the 6.5 game lead after a Twins sweep, being swept by the Cubs, then sweeping them, having to find a 5th starter after Contreras went down, the recent flip-flopping of 1st place w/ Minnesota, and now Quentin going down for the year. Bottom line is this division will not be decided until all of the White Sox faithful have lost every hair on their head and gone gray prior to that loss of hair.
by PaulieK14 on Sep 5, 2008 2:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm literally sick to my stomach.
I’m going to the game tonight too.
We will all have a good cry.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 2:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Picture, cip. Need a picture to sum it up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm working on it.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Going too
Should be a pretty depressed crowd with this situation and weather.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 5, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll see you there. i'll be the drunk guy crying while he's punching some unfortunate angels/twins/cubs fan.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll join you and we can go beat up on kenwo or something...
or we can go on a wiz hunt….i’m gonna blame this whole ordeal on him
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why can't he just WILL the bones to fuse back together, damn it!
Anyone want my 9/14 Detroit tix?
They should be 5-6 back by then.
Sob.
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 2:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TCQ
Inside sources tell me that he punched a wall in the clubhouse…
by P-Hose08 on Sep 5, 2008 2:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope this is a joke.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Score says slammed a bat down
Would make a lot more sense then punching a wall.
by Grinder in Training on Sep 5, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dumbest way of injuring yourself for the season?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nobody's fault but his own
what an idiotic and selfish move
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 5, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quentin needs a little...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't follow injuries much, do you?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's gotta be up there.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 5, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bruce levine just said on espnnews that it was a self-induced injury
and it happened monday after one of his at-bats that he didn’t get a hit or something
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try and keep up, furbs.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
furbs isn't here right now...
he’s huddled in the corner crying and stabbing a Morneau and Mauer two headed voodoo doll repeatedly
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
official release; injury apparently occurred monday
CHICAGO — Chicago White Sox outfielder Carlos Quentin will undergo surgery Monday morning, September 8, to have a screw inserted into his fractured right wrist.
The surgery, which will take place at Rush University Medical Center, will be performed by team hand and wrist specialists, Dr. Mark Cohen and Dr. John Fernandez, and White Sox lead orthopedic surgeon Dr. Charles Bush-Joseph of Midwest Orthopedics at Rush University.
Quentin, who leads the American League with 36 home runs and is hitting .288 (138-480) with 100 RBI, will have his wrist re-evaluated in two to three weeks to determine how the healing process has progressed.
Quentin suffered the injury to his right wrist during Monday’s game in Cleveland. He returned to Chicago on Wednesday for evaluation and treatment by Dr. Bush-Joseph and Dr. Cohen, and a decision to insert the screw was made last night.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So what does team realistically need from Griffrey to minimize the damage
Assuming he plays left?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ozzie has already shown that he's going to play griffey in center
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To stop hitting like Mike Caruso and stop playing defense like Carl Everett.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd have to do some calculations
and i’d probably have to broaden it to griffey/ba/owens but about what they’ve been doing would be fine. as i said above, 23 games isn’t a great amount. a single injury over such a period of time is rather meaningless in the grand scheme – i’m sure you have read, or are at least aware, of what’s been written about such things in places like bp’s 2008 annual. i’m more worried about what i’ve called in my notes the cascade effect. i was planning to wait until after the season to do my analysis of the effect the jenks/linebrink/contreras “cascade” had on the overall pitching staff and team. the same sort of analysis can be applied to injuries overall. the gist of bp’s and others research is that 1 or 2 injuries aren’t a big deal. it’s when you start having to trot out 3 or 4 or 5 replacement level or below guys all at once and/or over a long period that the effect is really felt.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great point
Which is why I’d feel more positive in Liney was back in the saddle, if Danks wasn’t hitting the wall, if Thome felt 100%, if AJ wasn’t wearing down, etc.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured as much
If the team hits at the level they have for home games it shouldnt matter a great deal offensively. An unhealthy Q was very “okay” the last 2 weeks. The Sox need an effective Linebrink. They have to have an effective bullpen.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right. the effect on the offense is pretty negligible. defense roughly similar, considering quentin was no great shakes.
if i had to throw out a number, i’d probably say a half win. what the sox absolutely can’t afford is another pitching injury. the danks situation, while not as interesting judging by the number of posts on quentin, is far, far more critical.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I will be watching his next start very closely.
And I agree he would be the greater lost.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think it's pretty clear that Q has a special place in our hearts
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 5, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's nice. i like to win.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Like to" = "MUST", nicht war?
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you can't forgive us our sorrows, robot?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 5, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have no problem with sorrows. perspective perhaps should be injected. quentin being out isn't really that relevant. as some have pointed out, this is sort of why the sox gathered corner types.
it’s not the end of the race, to turn a phrase. danks being replaced by whomever likely would be.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed...
It just sucks to lose a .950 OPS bat.
Sign Bonds.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know you're trying to get a feel for the general sentiment on that,
so i’d consider it, but the problem is he is hasn’t hit in a year. i don’t think you could expect much from him in this short time frame. plus there’s no way KW would do it, so this is all just idle chatter.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
General Sentiment cannot compete with General Soreness
Bonds being brought in to replace Q for 23 days is ludicrous. N, please.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am remaining hopeful for our season, through tears, yes. Our offense is good enough (when working) to sustain without Q.
But it really will take our pitching and the collective efforts of PK, General, and Swish to step up their games.
MB can’t be letting up 7 goddam runs at a time. Or for the rest of the season, for that matter.
My misery is not from my thinking we have no shot anymore. But because this is truly a shame. His MVP is gone. And after an entire season of biting fingernails, hoping he wouldn’t get hurt, he goes down at the most inopportune of times.
Minnesota rejoices.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, let's hope that this lights a fire under the ass of some of our laggard performers.
it’s all hands on deck time for the sox.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My hands are wrapped around my own throat.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that must be different, seeing as though you probably don't have nails like the ex-wives club members.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beered-up Toonder = scathingly hysterical
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS Thanks for the qualifier.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll meet you in Oregon for a drink this weekend?
Spiked Sioux City Sarsparilla.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew too many sarsparillas?
I hope I’m spelling that right. I lack any motivation at this point.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"phew"
oh gawd, i’m done.
few.
stick a fork in me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I give a shit who is doing the surgery
I just want them to “officially” say he’s out for the year
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll keep that in mind next time i post these.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is no disrespect to you
Just the folks at the .com
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the official release isn't for you. there's a reason it's called a "press" release, hmmm.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you apparently need to do the same. not all information is meant soley for your consumption.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my job is to point out when people say stupid shit and ridicule them.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no kidding.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tragic. Ironic. Fucked.
And, believe me, I’m too depressed to say “I told you so,” but it affirms that Q was noo more injured prior to Monday as I postulated. Whatever.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Famous Doctor, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, M.D., Reports: Quentin Injury Just a Giant Ruse!
“… however, it is just an ingenious trick; a diabolically clever scheme to unite the team and engender overconfidence in the Twins. Mr. Quentin is in fact resting comfortably at his home on Mount Olympus — his wrist is fine. Actually, it’s more than ‘fine’ — it is, like the rest of him, quite dazzling, and he is planning to grow several extras …”
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that joke works verbally. written? not so much.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this true?
(willing to believe anything that makes this problem go away.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bruce Levine reporting it was self inflicted.
He said he will find out how he did it. He said it could have been somrthing he did after a frustrating at bat. What’s up with these guys named Carlos.
by Rick B on Sep 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Quentin = moron
Too much roid-rage.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Punched a wall
My inside sources don’t lie!!!
by P-Hose08 on Sep 5, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bonds anyone?
Haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Famous Doctor, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, M.D., Kills 31 in Bloody, Tri-State Kill-Fest
“… after stabbing him several times in the throat with the sharpened remains of the croqet mallet and burning the corpse. When later dragged into custody and asked what had led her to this murderous rampage, Dr. Kubler-Ross simply repeated the letter ‘Q’ repeatedly in a dazed manner …”
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anger...
Keep them coming. 3 more.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
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Famous Doctor, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, M.D., Buys Rug in Tunisia.
“… ‘she certainly was not afraid to haggle’, said the market’s proprietor, Hamid al-Benezar, ‘most westerners are intimidated by the custom of … what’s the English word for where a buyer and seller trade offers back and forth … ah, can’t think of it; anyway, as I was saying …”
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bargaining...
My chemical dependency therapeutic training is all coming back, 20+ years later.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
colbert came back from this. So will He.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good point. few are as dependant on their wrist for success as colbert.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all the bat slamming stuff is true
I didn’t want to include it in post, and have people get mad at Q for doing a dumb thing to ruin a shot at the MVP, he’s not playing again this year so with those 4-6 week reports throw them out, Contreras has a better shot of being the opening day pitcher.
by BestKosherPolish on Sep 5, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Already assimilated by the marketplace and reflected in the price.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's thoroughly depressing.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 5, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed
he just cost himself millions of dollars. I’m really upset at the fact that he may have ruined his career with this injury. Derrek Lee and Nomar are still waiting to get their power numbers back after breaking their wrist.
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 5, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that isn't exactly the case
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this isn't exactly an injury where you go right back to the player you were
wrist injuries for hitters are like arm injuries for pitchers
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 5, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
Though Papi has come back fairly large so far this year – I don’t believe he needed screws, though.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
but as Hawk would say, ’he’s not as dangerous as he used to be’
by El Duque's Raft on Sep 5, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Says who?
If not, it’s because Manny’s not there, and he’s a bit long in the tooth.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was this "age" thingy
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
derrek lee is waiting to get his power numbers back?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His homers were down last season and this season...
His doubles are not.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah. so someone was doing a superficial analysis. i should have guessed.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one of these things is not like the other:
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 5, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol.
yeah. that is a tough reference point to ignore for some. his power has apparently declined. i’m more inclined to say that’s because he’s crossed the big 3-0. “normalize” that 05-06 (for abberation and injury, respectively) and that looks like a normalish arc.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sign Bonds and go with the all aging slugger lineup...
SS Cabrera
LF Bonds
RF Dye
DH Thome
1B Konerko
CF Griffey
2B Ramirez
C Pierzynski
3B Uribe
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay I'll bite
Surely you are joking?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am joking... sort of.
That would be like a Xbox lineup, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not exactly "all" aging
unless you mean in a very global human sense. How old’s Che? Uribe?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now everyone but...
Bonds, Dye, Thome, Konerko, and Griffey.
That’s a lot of aging sluggers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bucket list
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bonds, thome, griffey
1. win a world series.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing Zambrano hasn't broken his femur
from all that vat-over-the-knee crap
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 5, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just his shoulder.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Id really like AJ to stop the silly slamming his bat down on pop ups.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
as someone who can relate to the competitive aspect of said jobs
that is so much easier said than done. i’ve had a couple instances where i thought i had broken my hand/wrist, which would severely hamper my ability to make money, but in the heat of the moment it is very difficult to consider such consequences.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's why you consider the consequences before the heat of the moment. you know, like having the cement mixer running BEFORE you make the call for an escort.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
half the people commenting on this are the product of someone not considering the consequences in the heat of the moment.
ssh, who seems to want to blame q! from his high horse, would probably neither exist nor be a father if it wasn’t for getting lost in the heat of the moment.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kid's name should be "Pyrex", are you kidding?
No penetration there.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, both of you.
no, all 3 of you.
And I was just on the phone with Chiburb, who brought up a good point – Swish in left, BA in center, Griff bench-city sweetheart.
He is confident that the Twins still suck considerably worse than us, and the season is ours for the taking.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his absence from the site has done a wonder for his spirits.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine a life free of SSH...
happy days await somewhere.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't be able to live without me.
You know it.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Th flip-down of the bat seems to be in vogue
and you can’t end you season – or your team’s – by doing it
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 5, 2008 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone should watch Chelexei's flip and emulate it - quite elegant.
Like Fred Astaire.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda like how violently
Uribe finishes his swing and then releases the bat with his arms totally extended to his left.
by stuartscottslefteye on Sep 5, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just not something that is seen very often any more
so I thought I’d pick someone who actually homers more often than once every 122 AB’s. Point taken, though.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's up with you, stuartscottslefteye?
you’ve always kinda weirded me out.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here you go
Scott had a couple of cornea transplants when he was younger. But, in 2002, Scott had been invited to join in the New York Jets pre-season training camp by head coach Herm Edwards. Scott was filming a story about football minicamps for ESPN. He was struck by a football launched from a Jets football passing machine during receiver drills. He had to undergo corneal surgery that same evening and was out of work for a couple months. He now wears thicker glasses and has the teleprompter moved closer.
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still weirds me out, but that may also tie into his forced blackness.
hugs and handpounds.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
creeps me out everytime i see it
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In an arousingly sick way, like a David Cronenberg film. ("Crash" comes to mind.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Famous Doctor, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, M.D., Refuses to Leave Room; Go to Birthday Party.
" … ’I’m just too sad right now because the White Sox have an old, hurt, dead, breaky man playing for them in the outfield right now … I don’t want any cake or ice cream or presents neither’. Parents of the Birthday Girl were last seen attempting to coax the Doctor from her room using a yo-yo and puffy stickers …"
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Depression
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
puffy stickers r awesom!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Famous Doctor, Elizabeth Kubler-Ross, M.D., Lapses Into State of Peaceful Resignation."
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Acceptance.
Where you at, AEG?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BY JOE COWLEY Staff Reporter
Carlos Quentin’s season appears to be over as the White Sox left fielder and MVP candidate suffered a fractured right wrist that will require surgery Monday, according to sources.
It’s not certain how Quentin suffered the injury, but speculation is he punched a locker in Boston. He was a late scratch before Monday’s game in Cleveland and hasn’t played since.
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/1147105,quentin090508.article
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"It’s not certain how Quentin suffered the injury, but speculation is he punched a locker in Boston."
Moron.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there an echo in here?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imitation/flattery
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He cropped your sentence from above, yes?
Nicked it from your post.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was thinking more of how i've read ssh call quentin a moron etc. about seven times already.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was word for word
otherwise, I agree with you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sure he's posted identical comments in numerous fanposts as well. that seems like his new thing.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what is your opinion then?
Quentin is smart for injuring himself and hurting his team’s chances?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think this one falls into the "too obvious to even need to waste a post detailing an opinion"
let alone seven posts.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you still beat your wife?
Stupid question.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only when she gets out of line.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what larry said. not to mention i gave my opinion when i said i'd heard the rumor in the first instance. i don't need to keep repeating it.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait! Cowley is saying it, so now maybe it isn't true? I'm confused.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
joe doesn't seem aware that quentin played on monday so i wouldn't necessarily take it at face value.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the truth
i posted it on the bottom, its included in the report
by BestKosherPolish on Sep 5, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so when i watched quentin play in that game in cleveland, that really wasn't quentin because he was scratched before that game?
you just blew my mind.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL.
I bet larry looks just like that, too. With the pipecleaner arms and all.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fred Huebner
of the Score reporting and speculating on how Q did it….sounds very probable…..his last at-bat….off C Lee……he rams his right hand into the barrel of the bat.after fouling off a 2-2 pitch….I believe a 2-2 pitch….motherfuckingchrist.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boston, or Cleveland?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd bet Cleveland...
as Huebner suspects, or he probably wouldn’t have been in the lineup Monday if it was Boston, wouldn’t ya think?
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hurt himself in Cleveland, but it was because of something that happened in Boston.
Apparently, involving a locker.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a recap, AEG.
Make it good – you’ve been away.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i need you….no we need you….just watch the value of this site go down even more this weekend….we weren’t prepared for this….general NO! get your ass to LF
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
in news that will soon be buried; iguchi returns to philly
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/phillies_zone/Iguchi_Is_Back.html
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gooch is like a government employee - can't get rid of him.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
opposing view from gonzalez
There is the strong belief that the injury occurred during Monday night’s loss at Cleveland, when Quentin struck out on a curve from Cliff Lee during his first at-bat.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't seen the tape....
but I go with Huebner’s version…..I don’t think he rams his right hand into the bat as Huebner described if it was already hurting.
by dantesox on Sep 5, 2008 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
... causing him to fly to Boston to punch a locker.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Save it for the full recap.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WAAAAAAH!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Sep 5, 2008 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cowley is right
a punch of the locker was also included in the report, let’s not throw the guy under the bus, I just wish we heard that Q left Cleveland early to get X-rays, what is up with the beat reporters in thsi town, did they not notice him missing
by BestKosherPolish on Sep 5, 2008 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god for beer at lunch.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta love Uncle Sam.
(Turning green with envy.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he didn't even offer to pick up the tab, cheap bastard. something about some alaskan hussy making off with his wallet.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like we have Don Draper to talk with on this site.
Still smokin’ 3 packs a day?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know who don draper is. and they don't sell crack in packs.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't watch "Mad Men"?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i do my best to avoid watching men unless they are participating in a child's game for free schooling or money and max poon.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some nice tail in the show, dudesickle.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch ouch ouch … good think Paulie has been on vaca this whole time, he will step, right? right? RIGHT? …. I shall enjoy the last 20 days of baseball or so that are left (well not so much the terror dome series).
by LT_sox_fan on Sep 5, 2008 3:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
missed my post yesterday, huh?
konerko since august 1st: .338/ .470 obp / 1.028 ops in exactly 100 PA’s, with 19 walks and 11 strikeouts.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paulie is such a drama whore
he’s gonna swoop in and save us.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And shut JRE up forever, who will then join Pete
in a faraway land.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beer, beach and boys
Livin’ on the taxpayer tab in the Bay Area. Who doesn’t want to be Toonder?
(Raises hand. Maintains Grecian virginity.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was trying to help, you a$$
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You did, you did. You clarified a lot. ;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is hysterical,
since my dog does that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what kind do you have?
just curious
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dog above looks like a Boxer.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it does
but i was asking wu
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife has two Boston Terriers.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Waiting for it...
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't ever break character.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chauncey Gardner was an excellent comparison.
“I like TV. The Sox suck.”
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're welcome.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you wouldn't be if you'd quit wearing brown shoes after 6pm.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ba-da-BUMP!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's after labor day.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any Gay Area man knows that refers (reefers?) to
wearing white. N, please.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very nice.
Summer’s Eve.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
German shepherd/chou mix.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Recap (since WU insisted):
1. Q hurt himself because he selfishly had 2 strikes on him against Cliff Lee and therefore hates and must destroy all lockers and other storage units from Northeastern states. Since the wrist is to the arm as the ankle is to the leg, Q is the modern Achilles, except that instead of just being a hero to the Greeks, Q is a hero to all mankind. Except Punto.
2. Will Carroll has incorrectly reported that Joe Cowley’s incorrect characterization of the manner in which Q was hurt (which never happened in the first place) is incorrect, and that Q will be in the lineup this Friday (or perhaps some as yet unspecified Friday in the future).
3. SSH is not above a little pessmism much in the same way that the earth is not above the sky, and therefore must be blamed for the loss of Q. Also, because he is left-handed like Southpaw and Osama bin Laden*.
4. Bristol Pallin is pregant with Kevin Federline’s baby and is the mother of Jamie Lyn Spears, while Sarah Pallin is pregnant with a slaughtered moose which was shot from an airplane and is both her own mother and her own sister and just gave birth to …. Wait, sorry, wrong website.
5. Denial is not a river in Egypt, and irony is not pictures of Nazis — particularly when General Soreness and Dead Jim Thome remain in the lineup while Q sits for eternity, and Smashy McBat’s wrists remain fully intact, while Q’s are broken and useless.
- - None of the foregoing persons may, in fact, be left-handed.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
flagged.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, we are in the presence of greatness.
Well done. Rec’d.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Mark Buehrle break his leg a couple of years ago?
He shook it off and only missed like 1 start, right?
I’m sure Q has superhuman healing powers and will join the team for the series in Minnesota where the Sox will clinch.
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 3:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IIRC
it was his foot, and coop healed it magically
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Foot, leg...they're attached, right?
"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you're lucky...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. My. Gawd.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feisty, I tell ya, this one time back when we won the pennant in '68 Yaz broke both legs when he tried to slide into third just after rounding first on a bunt back to the pitcher.
Not only did he miss no games, but for the next week he played every position for every team in every game on the schedule.
He also chewed off both of his own arms … just because.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd infinity
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUDGE
THIS IS TERRIBLE.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 5, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he did it punching his fucking bat.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 5, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi! I'm Sarah Palin. Vote for me or I'll kill you.
by RoyEgan on Sep 5, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
flagged.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love her...
Hot and aggressive.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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