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"HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!"

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

don't forget

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and, since this news has also been lost in the shuffle
The team also said outfielder DeWayne Wise has been activated from the 15-day disabled list.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL.

Big news!!!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Wise.

stupid and immature in the sport, yes, but I still like him.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or turn that bat into a cane.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cowley all over the injury beat

In other injury news, I lost Willie Parker on Madden ‘09 for at least 4 weeks with a rib injury. We’ll have Herm Schneider look at him now. 37 minutes ago

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a fag.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck you cowley.

cant you see i’m crying?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

It is time time to hibernate until 2009

Bloggin'

http://bierjournal.blogspot.com/

by Six Pack on Sep 5, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What an asshole

Quentin is seriously a jagoff for breaking his wrist by slamming a bat down. If it was a HBP that is one thing…but for god sake…..putting a serious dent in our armor in a pennant race because you are stupid enough to follow in Troy Tulowitzki’s footsteps is ridiculous. Thanks a lot you douche bag

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Sep 5, 2008 3:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why dont you two just get married?

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or kill themselves?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Same eventuality.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They can assist each other's suicides.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

guess it doesn't HAVE to be suicide...

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know, we really should end all of women's suffraging

they’ve suffraged so much since 1920, how could we turn a blind eye to it? it’s like darfur, but with title ix too.

it definitely distracts them and stops them from getting their bitch asses back in the kitchen and baking me some pie.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quit your bitchin' and get back in the kitchen.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Assuming he has those in the first place.

Pyrex.
Petri.

Whatever the boy’s name is….the source is questionable.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She already has them in a jar in her purse.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to steal a line from maria bamford

“they’re rare priceless miniatures!”

nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team

by colintj on Sep 5, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

im sure he did it just to piss YOU off, D-bag.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 5, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. cheat is better than i thought.

friday afternoon. big white sox story. quietly reshuffles the organization.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wiz?

He’s been In memoriam for a week

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe i haven't been paying attention, then.

colin and cip gone, aeg bumped.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 5, 2008 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this site, like q!'s season, is over.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 5, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

all we have left is the campaign....you assbags all better punch the ticket for MM/furbs

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where'd i go to, old man?

picture of a swichblade

Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."

by thecip on Sep 5, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the approximately 5 additional minutes that this obviously horrible error continues, I intend to use my enhanced powers to make some ... changes around here.

Namely, the following:

1. The State formerly known as “Utah” is now known as “Brian”.
2. The day previously known as “Wednesday” is now “Tuesday”. What was formerly “Tuesday” is now “Thursday” — there are therefore now 2 days known as “Thursday”. The hours from 3:00 a.m. on Sunday until 3:00 p.m on Monday will now be known as “Steve”.
3. A bold new SSS initiative to eliminate the planet Venus is hereby announced. By 2012, we will destroy Venus.
4. The site will be redesigned entirely in hospital white. This includes the background color, of course, but also all graphics, fonts, photographs, etc.
5. All children henceforth born to SSS commenters are now to be known as “El Guapo’s Children”. All of El Guapo’s Children will wear the site’s designated uniform at all times, which will be made entirely of bacon.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we eat the children?

plz?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THERE WILL BE NO EATING OF THE CHILDREN, EL GUAPO'S CHILDREN ARE TO BE GIVEN PROTECTION BY ... wait ...

oh, crap I’m just an associate editor again. Carry on with the eating of the children.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 4:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought maybe carl's threats had spurred some action from the derelict management of this site.

i guess i was wrong. more unfulfilled promises, more lies, more talentless hacks eating up working capital – what else should we expect from the cheat? the time is now. we’re busy accumulating a blocking position in both the equity and debt of SSS. if our demands aren’t met that our candidate – jay mariotti – be placed on the board, we’re going to burn this motherfucker to the ground.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 5, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Cheat's poison pill?

New owners have to take Wiz and Chiburb.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

silly wu.

we’ve already come to “resolutions” with those two; where do you think they’re really been?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot:

“And the girl Carmen shall be returned to me, unharmed.”

by ReservoirDog on Sep 10, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where is the employee list?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

at the bottom. colin and cip still showing up on mine.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

All present and accounted for on mine.

Wiz = tot? Fur alles Zeit?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 3:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In honor of Q's! self-inflicted injury...

A History of Weird Baseball Injuries (stolen shamelessly from bleacherreport.com):

Jose Cardenal missed a game in 1972 because he was kept awake all night by crickets chirping in his hotel room. He also missed a game in 1974 because he claims to have slept wrong and his eyelid was stuck shut!

John Smoltz burned himself while ironing a shirt…which he was still wearing (this one is an urban legend that has neither been confirmed nor denied).

Ricky Henderson missed several games in 1985 because of frostbite. In August.

Glenallen Hill fell through a glass coffee table and crawled through the broken glass while having a dream that he was being devoured by spiders.

Kyle Farnsworth missed time during the 2004 season after kicking an oscillating fan in the clubhouse.

Adam Eaton stabbed himself in the stomach while cutting the shrinkwrap off a DVD.

Felix Pie missed time during spring training in 2008 with a twisted testicle. Eeeesh.

Speaking of testicles, Chris Snyder was on the DL earlier this season with a fractured testicle.

One more for the testicle crowd: Ken Griffey Jr. missed a game after pinching his right testicle between his leg and his protective cup.

Marty Cordova fell asleep in a tanning bed and burned his face so badly he couldn’t play.

Clarence Blethen thought he looked more menacing on the mound without his false teeth in. So he put them in the back pocket of his uniform pants. He was then forced to miss time when he slid into second base and got bitten in the butt with his own teeth!

Terry Harper dislocated his shoulder while waving a runner home on a passed ball.

Steve Sparks suffered the same injury while trying to tear a phone book in half.

Finally, Denny McClain, who won 30 games in a season for the Tigers, claimed to have gone to bed in perfect health, then woken up with four dislocated toes.

"Carlos is a hit magnet…if Carlos gets hit the way he gets hit, I don't mind. But if he gets hit the way I don't think he should get hit, then it's a problem."- Ozzie Guillen (8/14/08)

by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 4:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is missing my favorite

Joel Zumaya missed 2 games of the world series because of wrist injury sustained while playing guitar hero 2.

If you play that game for 2 hours straight, or more, you will not be able to turn your wrist

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Sep 6, 2008 2:40 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im sad.

And no amount of blow jobs, or cheetohs, or other good things will make me feel any better.

that torn cape picture is perfect.

’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk

by e-gus on Sep 5, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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