Game #140: WhiteSox (78-61) vs. Angels (85-54)
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 6:15 PM CDT
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Los Angeles Angels at Chicago White Sox, Sep 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
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Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dante? How about "Arbeit Macht Man Frei"? As long as it's the end of your world.
And your children taste like enchiladas.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one's optimistic
If you try the best you can
If you try the best you can
The best you can is good enough
*Radiohead
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's just something people lie to their kids about.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
people lie to their kids about radiohead?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would you please stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one last time
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from all the unborn chicken voices in my head.....
(i hope some of this site’s contributors recognize my screen name as an homage to the track that follows this one on that album).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"kids, you've got to hear this band!"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one's optimistic, this one went to market....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Griffey in center, Swisher in right.
’’We have the horses. Everyone has to stay positive and keep grinding." -Kenny
"Its almost gotten to be obscene that we cant get a man in from third base." -Hawk
by e-gus on Sep 5, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who in left
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's on second.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wasn't asking.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a LOOGY
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3rd base.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stoic, that BM
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Swisher
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who IS in right? gameday still showing swisher in left, griffey in center, and dye in right.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my man is pitching!
unfortunately he has not been very effective against the angels throughout his career, especially the only time he faced them this year. the yankees and the angels are the only AL teams he has failed to get more than 1 win against. (not counting game 2 of the ALCS in 2005 of course)
on a separate note, i know it’s understood that general soreness cannot stay healthy, but no one has said anything about how many of the upcoming 23 games they think he will play. is ozzie going to start BA against lefties?
what’s the over/under on griffey OF starts? i’ll say 12.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
20.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 5, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have a .5 so no one lands on it
in that case i say 16.5
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Mosley the guy Thome hit his 500th off of?
As long as Mark doesn’t have one of “those games”, this is actually a winnable game.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes
thome’s OPS against moseley is 5.000 in 1 AB
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in the cup?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i said what what?
in the cup?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in my cup?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
outstanding episode
speaking of which – whenever i watch southpark i expect pip to end every sentence with regards
by Illini0509 on Sep 5, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no thanks. already got one.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smooth play by alexei.
is this thing on?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'M A FORD TRUCK MAAA-YAN.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jim/Pauli, when you gonna weigh in?
Idiot, or passionate lunkhead?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toby Keith?
Former.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so is jon leiber
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'MON AJ.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dj loves the idea of that bunt
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think that's a typo.
Don’t you mean “blunt”?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that part's understood.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least they swapped a faster runner.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on.
this motherfucker has an era over 7 and a 1st inning bunt? mercy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q injury has shriveled everyones testes.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
q injury == roids?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's hanging them changes.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pretend you're sitting on 499, Masher.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit.
He killed that ball.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unfortunately Anderson played reaper
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's my pick to click
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looked out at third
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i take that back
awfully close though
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Q using his powers
To help out his teammates’ weak grounders.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Soreness!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That'll do
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woohoo!!
General Soreness!
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is excellent, JB89. Especially the nametag.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there are some straight-up photoshop studs on this site
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No lie, bwana
and I ain’t one of ’em.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont wanna take the credit
that was from jim at soxmachine
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jim? never heard of him?
and whats this soxmachine?
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soxwhat?
Heard something about a guy named Jim. Heard he was killed in a kiln explosion.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a couch.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qunior!
obviously some soul trading going on.
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BLASPHEMER!
burn the witch!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MB, enjoy your runs
Now shut them down, you POS.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a good point.
He really does pitch like he has the runs, doesn’t he?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
24 pitches already, no outs in the 2nd
Not looking sharp.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucker.
He should, as should his agent.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assumed it was the same wrist that kept getting smashed with fastballs
leading to it breaking easier. that was his right (back, while batting) wrist, no?
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
si.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
guess he does other things to weaken the right wrist.
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or not enough. you know, to strengthen
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that the irony of it, though?
I mean…all season we’ve been sitting here on edge, waiting for him to get hurt by a pitch….and then he ends up doing it on his own, un-game-related, and on his outer fucking arm.
It’s tragic comedy here.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
amen?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
quinlans single was on a fastball
not changeup.
nice goin DJ
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I never thought I'd say this,
but I’m actually sort of relieved that I’m stuck with the Angels’ announcers (as I now live in LA). I have soured so much on DJ, to the point that I really cannot stand him at all anymore.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, as much as I dislike Hawk and DJ
I would never wish Rex Hudler on anybody.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seconded
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's that bad?
Haven’t heard him. Sure could take a HBP. though.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
get enough of him from the video games
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm reconsidering my stance on dj.
well, not really, but he’s as bad as i’ve heard.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You gotta hack or they'll send you back!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hudler's on the radio tonight
otherwise I would agree with you. I got Mark Gubicza as the color guy on TV.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know its early...
but could the cubbies be in the middle of pulling an 07’ mets collapse?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would that not suck?
BWAHAHAHA! Do you think they will ever score again?
BWAHAHAHA!
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i told a cubs' fan today in my animal nutrition class that it was startin to look like 1969
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You were not born yet, sir.
I was. It was delicious.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm envious
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too. wow.
me too.
we still have 2003 at least. that counts for something.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a ball signed by all the 1969 Cubs team.
Lost it in a divorce. The judge, a Red Sox fan (I can’t make this shit up) ordered an appraisal and the ex had to pay me the freight. (Didn’t get the ball back.) Waqs appraised at $2K in 1998.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking bitches. can't live with 'em. can't kill 'em legally.
(though if you do, mm and larry know some guys and have closets-full of cleaning supplies, no worries)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a Sox site, bro.
No Q comments, no gnashing of teeth. The first post in eons is about the Cubs? WTF?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
imagine how brewers fans are pissed
they’ve picked up what, a game, in the last week?
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're choking, too.
GD if the Cards move up.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be some good clean fun for us Sox fans.
heh heh
heh heh heh
heh
hahhahhahahahahah
hooo
heh.
I can haz Cubs meltdown?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is too hard to watch
In a city of Angel fans
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'm going around in sox gear all day / weekend. fuck 'em
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You live dangerously.
Like Bloods in a Crips neighborhood. I salute you, sir.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's orange county
what’s going to happen? i get an implant winged in my direction?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only way to do it. Good job, West Coast.
woot.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought you were up in dodger-land?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am
But these idiots love both teams!
Ughhh
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
y'know, i figured all of LA county was bi
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also ironic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's the way.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
43 pitches
BM, channel efficiency to your boy.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gerry davis is making him throw it through a teacup!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
twins are winning
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shutthefuckuphaven'twebeenthroughenoughtoday?!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice walk swisher
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what?
not giving outs away this inning?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to retract my earlier statement about the Angels' announcers.
Does anybody know if there is a device that will mute only the announcers of a television broadcast? Please?
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah
Physioc sucks, too.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
5.1 feed, mute center channel. it's how i make it through anything madden-related
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer hands!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fatty
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit.
He fucking crushed that.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooo Ooo Oooribe!
Homer Hands, baby
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JOE CREDE!!
i mean JUAN URIBE!!!!!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He can carry a team when he's hot.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i feel like i've heard that somewhere.
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DJ just said it, too.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah?
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not unsung around here Hawk
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Q may have stimulated the dead (Juan, Jr.).
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ima stick with the soul transfer.
apparently enough to share
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can already picture the ceremony.....
and it soothes my weary eyes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess circle-jerks are less shocking in your line of work
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
practically part of my breakfast routine.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO
were gonna win the home run trophy!
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
showin up late to the party?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
The Angels’ broadcast just replayed the Josh Paul play.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good - let them give in to their anger.
I can feel their hate.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anger is an emotion that Angels' fans cannot experience.
They just don’t care that much. Maybe slight discomfort.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
onset about the 3rd inning, but usually gone by the 8th
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like what happens for a couple weeks after a boob job...they feel the exact.same.way about that play.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many runs would the sox have
if aj didn’t bunt in the 1st?
but i’ve forgotten all about that already.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SSH?
Knock it off – you’re better than that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but the sox should win every game 100-0.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they do in my mind
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn september callups
no chance to blow out their pen for the rest of the series
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yea i figured they woulda put in k-rod now
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in any case
i luuuuuuuuuv getting into a teams bullpen early in the first game of a series.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who doesn't
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like banging your first tri-delt during rush week
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This certainly is nostalgia week for you, isn't it?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're sluts where you went too?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is there somewhere where they aren't sluts?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
guess not
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Delta, delat, delta,
can I help ya’, help ya’, help ya’?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, my typing fucked up my joke.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's ok wu
we know arthritis makes typing difficult
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when the hell doesn't it?
hee
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As the old saying goes:
Tri-Delts? Who hasn’t!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When the going gets tough,
the tough get going.
Joseph P. Kennedy
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My fave bootlegger.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy your few words, bally.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In a strange way, you're like the antithesis of pr.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is a man of few words, but the ones he supplies are pleasant.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love your old men, don't you?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I do appreciate the seniors.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever
my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Sep 6, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well if the angels are smart
theyll use oliver as a loogy for thome n krod as a roogy for paulie
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
scratch that
if they were really smart theyd use lackey from now on to make sure this game doesnt get out of hand and give moseley a second chance tomorrow
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fudge
ripple.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anyone else just see that
abortion commercial…. hilarious
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i had one about SSNs
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone bored enough to find out
the pitching matchups for the last twins series?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
common i know somebodys up for it....
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One game at a time.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Figgins better not strike out like that
next year when he’s on the Sox
by IceColdFalstaff on Sep 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
57 - 35/22 through 3
yowza
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah-one, and a-two-, and ah-three.
Much better, MB.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
talk about smallball
three walks and a sac fly for the twins run today….. galaragaa still has a no hitter
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everything is going to be ok
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my pick to click!!!
i win
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is SSH putting Jim's pictures up again?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe the boys are stepping up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well the game is cheering me up
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Close this out
but assume nothing. This is an adrenalin shot. Gotta sustain it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's payback time.
The team owes Q! big time.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you back, or what?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't take the stress of a pennant race any more.
I have to pick my spots.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife has not been preggers in <6 years,
but IIRC spotting isn’t a good thing.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW, defib only costs $3K or so.
Install next to your computer. You’ll be OK.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but WU, haven't you heard the news?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Infuses me with confidence.
23 games, 9 innings each, 207 innings (now 204). Count it down.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take Buehrle out.
Let him start again on Sunday.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ouch.
who the fuck lost the lucky injury rabbits foot?
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See WU?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
faith moves mountains
now say it with me
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still on 204...
but it looks good through 198 if we keep this up.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OOO! OOO!
URIBE!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JOE
URIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooo Ooo Ooo Oooo Uribe
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could actually hear Swisher and Uribe say it during the dugout celebration
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how Uribe and Toby do the hip bump
He’s the only other guy who could absorb the impact.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One moment on the lips
forever on the hips.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fatty!
I love you today!
Shut my customers up baby!
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hi
did i mention the thing about the >?
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the alligator eats the bigger number!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For those who don't believe in ghosts
go back one thread to the 2nd to last post. He Has Risen. From Indianoplace.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meanwhile in Detroit
The Tigers scored…
It’s 2-1 Twins
by SullyBaseball on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking twins
2 runs on 1 hit.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon, Mark
Quit effin’ around.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you. 203.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know who i like?
mark buehrle.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get the fuck out of here.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go back to hell.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I mean I was shocked at your comment, BM.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was totally joking
i save the real “go back to hells” for ssh
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and of course my other standby
“why don’t you?”
works every time.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a helluva breaking ball.
"The Sox have a better home record than the Twins, but...we're not at home right now." -DJ
by Joist on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buehrle's pitching tough.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i swear they just showed the kid from the 'hurry mark, my kid has to pee' commercial
after that strikeout
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
with Q done...
who are the AL MVP frontrunners?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was the first person that came to my mind....
but i hate him so it cant happen… next theory
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking maybe they still give it to him?
He still has amazing numbers?
JD could pull through as well
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe the sox should drop 10 back of the twins
to really make his case?
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh. far and away.
Youk/Pedroia next. (Yecch.)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no way for hamilton...
isnt the whole your team has to be a playoff team a huge part of the mvp voting process nowadays or does his rehab storyline cancel that out?
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way.
They love the story, and he’s having an Andre Dawson 1985-like season for TX. He’s it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my pick to click
is on FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fatty's gotta have the edge tho
i’ll pretend he’s mine.
i win!
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's good, but it isn't exactly 2 homers, now IS it, BM?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude
yesterday i picked paulie as my pick to click for the rest of the season! so go shit in your hat ;)
although i’ll grant you, it looks like oo-ribe is ready to carry this team for a while.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Konerko with an Ibanez-like OPS in Aug/Sep
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Konerko could regain his old form
The Q loss really wouldn’t hurt as much.
Barring another injury to the outfield
I.E. JR
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I made it!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
to the bottom of the thread.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
General Soreness just got abused there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin Speier
A great reason to not give relievers four years.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Followed by Linebrink?
Judge not…
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My point exactly.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i bet a great september would notch it for dye
hes now the active AL leader in home runs with Q out and the story of him stepping up with Q out would probably appeal to the voters
by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree...
Former WS MVP finished what… 3rd in MVP votes in 2006? Finally gets his just desserts
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Decent point - he was soft-pedaled in 2005 (or was it '06, I forget)
and this would make up for it.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder what the reigning mvp could fetch in trade at his relatively cheap price.
though at this point i don’t see how you don’t extend him another 2
by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread has executive experience
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/9/5/608490/game-140-gamethread-2
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Runners at 2nd and 3rd...
Griffey K’s and Alexei Pops out. ugh.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
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