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Headed to the 5th, Sox up 7.

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"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mavericky goodness?

a McCain reference?

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cheat's all over this site.

Coming out to play, Mr. Poopy-Pants? 7 run lead big enough?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh baby jesus

i knew you wouldn’t leave us

by hugh on Sep 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Buehrle is dealin

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ellis Burks could win MVP

for all I, so long as we win the division

by Illini0509 on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does winning the division get you a trophy?

because i know the AL MVP award does buddy…

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uribe/Paulie/Jr./Thome all pushing .250

We should have a Deathmatch.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you, Garrett

Who mops up the peep show tonight? Mark is good for the 6th and that’s all.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn, 109

you’d like to keep a guy in when he’s killing — fill up that good feeling memory or something.

by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are a lunatic.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All respect.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course

you OPOS.

that said, whats wrong with a guy going 120 pitches on a cool night when he is on fire? 109 is hardly high even for pitch count pussies.

by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's pitched like shit lately,

has a horseshit record against the Angels, and we have had exactly one good starter lately. Sit his ass down and let him rest.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

therefore, let him kill more.

i know when i usually suck at something and then find myself doing it well, the only thing I can think about is quitting

by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he's done it before - not like he's a rookie and needs it more than he's done it already tonight.

Save the arm.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you know who i don't like?

torii hunter.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know what word I don't like ?

Nuance.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Agribusiness"

on the other hand, is an awesome word.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many fucking home runs has he taken away from us over the years?

not that tonight’s was one…….
But seriously. It’s disgusting really.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mark, grab a beer. You've earned it.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You magnificent bastard, you.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 8:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've already grabbed 6.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which i earned.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've earned this wine here. Yes yes.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thomer 0-4

Losing the Deathmatch tonight.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did i mention konerko is my pick to click?

triple for the cycle would trump 2 homers.

hell, a triple by konerko would trump anything.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does he ever

feel like running?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good eyes paulie.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit, you beat me.

Too busy looking at the “Cock Bong” site. Nice.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can't anybody here play this game?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um?

ah, not out because no more force after IF is called. got it.

by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know who saw it?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You POS?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BA needs to replace GS in CF.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm interesting

AJ somehow not involved in this

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quite the blow job, then.

He’s quite popular in the clubhouse.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would guess

Konerko is sleeping much better than he was 6 weeks ago.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice job by Chelexei.

Young Torii would’ve caught it.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BuzzKill

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And he now has the same RBI total as GS

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gotta make sure the twins dont out win us today

run differential is all… almost as important as trophies

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

two words

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We don't need a bunt or a SB

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh, how did that happen?

I wasn’t watching but following on Yahoo!…

How did Konerko and Thome advance on a popup to the catcher?

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

napoli couldnt get to it

infield fly rule was called so griffey was out and the angels tried to force out thome n paulie so they were safe as no tag was applied. the end.

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

napoli couldnt get to it

infield fly rule was called so griffey was out and the angels tried to force out thome n paulie so they were safe as no tag was applied. the end.

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahahaahahhahahhaahaa

yes.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, really Jbasic. You should tell it again. Do what El SSS Dictator demands.

You will be sorry otherwise.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't consider Cheat a dictator though.

You’re the snake in the grass that plotted this whole promotion.
You killed Wiz, didn’t you?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 9:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"quite."

i love it.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was incredible, that's how.

I was just laughing hysterically (wine as my witness) when that happened.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pffff..... wise suck

dfa and get me some JERRYYYYYYYYYYYY

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pos.

no more good can come of this game. tuning out!

by Trooper on Sep 5, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank the Lord for Chelexei's insurance, eh?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

its called the Q-Ball

it can strike out a hitter on a 3-0 count

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now as long as we don't lose THAT guy

We still have hope

Fucking amazing catch

by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i maintain the route was poor.

perhaps the ball was hit on a seam and was knuckling.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm not sure.

maybe he’s not chicago tough.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Paul Phillips enters the record books

Among such luminaries as Don Wakamatsu, Raul Casanova and Rick Wrona.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 5, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dreaded leadoff walk.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

make it a leinie's

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can we get Brian Buscher?

And not just because he is a South Carolina grad either.

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Awesome offensive outburst tonight...

Konerko, Griffey, and Uribe will all have to help make up for the loss of Quentin.

Not liking the 89 – 90 MPH stuff from Linebrink so far. I think Cheat may have been right when he said that MacDougal might be bigger than Linebrink down the stretch.

Fucking Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They don't matter, as long as we take care of business.

We’re still playing tonight, you know?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No reason to lament if it doesn't happen.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You were commenting on the 1.5 game lead the other night...

How do you think that happened?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 10:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A couple 91's...

That’s a bit better.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They call me Amos Moses

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i luuuuuuuuuv edwin moses

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quinlan just got called 'q' on FSNW

i’m writing a letter to my editor…..

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cancel the service.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just showing off now

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome back

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

10 balls, 5 strikes

Needs to flip that around next time.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll accept some rust in a blowout game

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You will, will you?

And who the hell are you?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's pretty clear who the fuck I am

Do you know who you are?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you know rust never sleeps? Do you?

Think about THAT, my friend.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually didn't know oxidized iron slept, did you learn that before or after the duck and cover drills?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Neil Young, my young unitinitated friend. I recommend you get some.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice DP there.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what she said

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not my favorite type of porn...

Not a big fan of the slapping balls.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

odd, isn't that how the twins score runs?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

4-3, anyone?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anti stanchar you are

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We gon steal some bases bitches

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Start by stealing first.

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope...

I don’t think Jerry Owens should ever be swinging on a 3-1 count.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CREDE <> POPUPS

OWENS <> GROUNDERS to 2B

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jerryyyyyyyyyyy Owensssssssssss?

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did some guy just yell at owens...

“come on, Jerry’s Kids”?

I swear thats what I heard

by IceColdFalstaff on Sep 5, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pinch runner

NOW!!!!!!!!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I swear that is one of my favorite SNL skits of all time.

Was just talking about it last weekend.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ozzie is going nuts

Uribe is at 2B and Alexei at SS, Fields at 3B.

I thought we went for defense late in the game with a lead?

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not good to see that in a blowout.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thomer pull something?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

didn't look comfortable

but never does.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is our Luke Appling - Ol' Aches and Pains

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dewayne fouled into the ground, which then bounced up and hit him in the boys

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shift THIS, bitches!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of slapping balls.....

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dewayne wise

not chicago tough.
isn’t he wearing a cup?

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SLAPUNGGGGHHHHHHAULGHHHHhhhhhh.

The noise made by Dewayne Wise in his first at bat back from the DL.

/Entry #14 in Richard Scary’s Big Book of SSS Noises.

by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

painful AB for wise

charge the mound!!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ole O'Day

"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."

by Shoeless In SC on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's related

to Dewan Day

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i call alexei grand slam

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FIAL

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"A lot safer on the disabled list, huh?"

says Hawk, through laughter.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Somehow, ex-major leaguers LOVE guys getting hit in the nuts.

Who am I kidding – I love it, too.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as long as there's SOME action, right?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was laughing hysterically.

Like farts, I just don’t see how that could get old. A lifetime of laughter.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You'll enjoy this then -

Tonight my 5 year old daughter and I were goofing around – she was pitching a small ball at the back of my head. I grabbed it and stuffed it down the back of her pants and told her to tell her her Mom she pooped her pants. (Of course she ran right to Mom and did just that – we cracked up, as Mommy was appalled.)

Fart/poopy/nut smash always are good for a laugh.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is awesome.

I can’t wait to manipulate young ones. hahaha

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doin it for the honeys

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sweet slide into second

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same score as the Tigers @ Twins game now.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmm so according to that

if we lose so will the twins…. BRILLIANT

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But we suck whereas they are awesome

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And Scrubs, too.

Coincidence? Or an MLB plot? You make the call.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 10:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swish only starter w/o a hit.

Better step it up, Nicholai.

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if not for gagne

the brewers would be in first by now

by Jbasic89 on Sep 5, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is our Wild Horse of the Usage

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These are the types of games where I don't cringe when I see HoRam take the mound.

ha, There’s Dewayne, “shaking it off” still.
haha
ha

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, nice swings by Morales...

Someone needs more time in the minors.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Woo

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ANGELS

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Impressive offensive showing tonight

Let’s see them carry it over against Lackey and play well for their wives.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wife night tomorrow?

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 10:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doing cancer fundraising at the gates till the 3rd inning

DJ was talking to Thome’s wife about it tonight.

"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"

by Ozzie Montana on Sep 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thome's wife = hot...

Fat Toby’s wife = not so much.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thome's salary = $16.7 million Fat Toby's salary = $1.7 million

Case closed.

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even better

and IMO more importantly was the solid pitching. In the 12 games prior to tonight, the Angels were held to 2 or fewer runs on only 1 occasion.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Sep 5, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and holosheaven gives blame of the game to darren oliver

can’t say i understand that.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh...halsosheaven

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 10:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

uh.......hahaelveson.....uhhh...a shaven hole....

uh…halosheaven.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You've earned your 8 beers tonight, BM!

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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 5, 2008 10:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

10!

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 5, 2008 10:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The blame of the game is Weaver for slicing his finger...

And then Dustin Moseley because he sucks.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs