Uribe, Buehrle Carry Quentin-less Sox
The only thing that fills Juan Uribe with more joy than a well-priced all-you-can-eat buffet is hitting homers (Profundo!) and dancing to some latin music in the clubhouse. He got to do a lot of the latter, and probably some of the former as well, on Friday Night against the Angels. It was latin night at the Cell, and an inspired Uribe hit two 2-run homers to help push the Sox to an early 7-0 lead.
On the mound, Mark Buehrle struggled with the zone a bit early in the game, but still had good control of his stuff, specifically his breaking ball. He was chased with a smallish strike zone-influenced high pitch count after 6 scoreless innings. He only walked 2 and struck out 7, so it wasn't that he didn't have great control or the ability to put hitters away; it was just an atypical Buehrle start. We had early season John Danks back on the mound for a night.

As I'm sure you all know by now, Carlos Quentin has a broken wrist. He suffered the injury last Monday slamming a his fist into his bat after fouling off a Cliff Lee pitch. It's a move we've all seen him make dozens of times this season, and as such, I see no reason to get indignant. Not once before this afternoon did I see anyone complain about Quentin's bat antics.
As much as we all love Q!, his loss will almost certainly be overstated. It's an easy thing to do. He's unquestionably been the Sox most valuable player this season, yet he was not the player they could least afford to lose to injury. That title falls to AJ Pierzyski, who, while a far inferior hitter than Quentin, plays a premium position at which the Sox have a paucity of replacement options.
The loss of Quentin is softened by the questionable Ken Griffey Jr acquisition. At the time of the trade, the only value I could see in acquiring Griffey was to both insulate the Sox against injury to their old sluggers and lessen the likelihood of those injuries by giving them some extra days off in the final two months of the season.
I hope they got their rest. Because it's all hands on deck now. 22 games left. A 1.5 game lead. It's gonna take a 13-9 record, with one or two of those wins coming against the Twins to lock this thing up. And it doesn't matter how they get there.
Yes, Griffey should be in left field. Yes, he should be platooned with Brian Anderson, who would shift Swisher to LF. But, I'm not going to complain when neither of those things take place. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy--well, try to enjoy--a division race that nobody could have predicted at the beginning of the season.
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"at the begging of the season"
was that the part where we all pleaded for certain trades / moves?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And you comment on that one, but not "Carrie" in the title
now preserved in the URL
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by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw it...
but I thought it was an inside joke about some fat chick that you banged.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well now everyone knows your wife's name
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by The Cheat on Sep 5, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew my kid didn't look quite like me.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carrie?

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's hot.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 6, 2008 6:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta leave some of the fish in the lake for the other guys
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't have written it any better myself
I agree with everything.
by Option27 on Sep 5, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Even a Juan Uribe 2-home run night didn't perk up my spirits tonight, nor
having Junior out there. (2 Junior + 2 BA + a pinch of JD = 1 Q!)
I think Dr. Herm should have performed the surgery right there in the dugout tonight, giving Q! an additional 3 days of healing for the playoffs. We’ll need him for game 7 of the ALCS, damn it!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
From the interview with Quentin...
you get the feeling that he thinks he will be back by the end of the season. Would be crazy if he was though.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess it depends on your pain threshold
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 5, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it has more to do with his future than anything else.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely...I'm kidding.
As a much younger man, I broke my foot and had a couple of screws put in. I was no where near ready in 3 or 4 weeks to have my cast off and start running around.
Part of the problem is that Q’s! wrist muscles will also be immobilized, so even after the cast comes off, the muscle needs to be worked out and strengthened.
My guess is he MAY be back if the Sox go deep into the playoffs…assuming they get there in the first place.
If not, then indeed it appears a nice hunk of the Sox future rests on his shoulders, along with Alexi, Swish, hopefully Beckham and other prospects/acquisitions. It will be interesting to see how KW rebuilds the team after the older guys start to fade away.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 6, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his wrist muscles will not be immobilized.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, immediately after surgery and in the weeks that follow
his wrist muscles will be used as normal and will remain as strong as ever?
Perhaps “immobilized” is the wrong word. I assume he’ll be able to move it to a certain degree, and then more and more as he heals. I’m not a doctor, but I do play one on a certain baseball blog.
All I know is, when I got my cast off after 6 weeks, my ankle muscles had atrophied somewhat due to being supported by the cast, so I had a definite weakness and walked with a limp for about a week.
Then again, he is Q! and will certainly have amazing healing powers.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
by tailgater on Sep 6, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right. plain language of what i wrote.
the point of what course of treatment they’re following is so his forearm/wrist is not immobilized. it’s not a treatment for people like me and you. of course there will be weakness. the point is that it won’t be as bad as other courses because he will be able to do certain things to prevent as much atrophy.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is muscle atrophy what has been happening with these players experiencing a power dip
post wrist injury? or at least a part?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
immediately after sure
more often the problem is with the tendons and ligaments being damaged or otherwise affected. that can be a more difficult thing to overcome
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 3:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
screwed wrist
I had a screw put into my wrist about a year ago. Now maybe I didn’t get the rich mlb-quality doctors, but there would have been no way I could have started hitting baseballs after 4 weeks. The cast came off in week 4 and that was considered early. Has anyone heard what bone in the wrist he broke? I’m betting it was the scaphoid which can cause pain and soreness for at least 6 months. Then again, given enough codeine or morphine I’m sure I could have played through it although how long the wrist would last would be another question.
by rjhubs on Sep 6, 2008 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I posted my first fanpost. I didn't know how to do that sort of stuff before, and I'm sure I could use some improvement for futures.
But anyway, I put the new Don Guillote in there, if nothing else.
Enjoy!
It’s been a long day, full of typos through tears, and I must rest up for some dragon boat races bright n early tomorrow.
Good night!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go you!
travel down to e-town so we can party kthx bai
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 5, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!
I’ve always wanted to see Evansville….
haha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and this Twins fanpost better not steal my thunder.
fucking Twins and their fans. Don’t they know it’s my first fanpost?
wtf? bbq.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 5, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck that post
fuck the twins
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
indeed girl
you get yourself back to your party hard weekend portslutitude
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ima add that q-ribe pic to this post
so if it’s not one person stealing your thunder, it’s another, more prominent one…
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by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fucking wanker
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yeah, it's only fitting, I don't blame you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, the post is more than just the picture, fyi.
So you guys should still come over and say hi.
I’ve got punch and pie.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...i fuckin hate ze dogs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not ze germans?
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Sep 6, 2008 2:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well said. Attended last night's game
Great energy and definitely a lot better eye candy. Enjoyed the samba dancers outside. Inside not surprised to see the Sox offense roll at home, even without Quentin. As a few of us mentioned yesterday it will utimately come down to how they pitch before it does hitting.
Welcome back Mr. Konerko (even though you really had arrived and not many noticed). Driving home I tried to call the post game Score show to argue with host’s argument that the Sox had lost their most unreplacable piece, though he did finally admit this is not mid April where NO one was doing a damn thing except Superman himself.
If 13-9 doesn’t get it done (21 over for the season) then you just have to tip your cap for the season to the twins and say great season for us. Good to see Linebrink out there (he looked rusty) and can’t wait for Danks next start or today’s game where Im taking the family.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 7:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tip your cap?
No thanks. I’m sick of hearing that. It’s time for this team to nut up and finish off the Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the Sox schedule and team situation 13-9 or better is nuttin up.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 7:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever the Twins do, the Sox basically have to match them.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's almost .600 ball
and better than the Sox current winning percentage.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 8:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldnt have figured that is what they need to do to win the division
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not 100% sure on that but I am fairly confident that that is what it will take.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crede news...
The team also said third baseman Joe Crede, who has also been experiencing some injury problems lately, left the clubhouse to get a second opinion on his back.
“I’m not counting on him any time soon,” Guillen said.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another quote...
The immediate future of White Sox third baseman Joe Crede seemed in doubt Friday.
Manager Ozzie Guillen disclosed that Crede, who took himself out of Tuesday night’s game because of recurring discomfort in his lower back, was going to get a second opinion about his ailing back.
But the forecast remained gloomy.
“I don’t expect him to be back anytime soon,” Guillen said of Crede, who missed five weeks because of back problems earlier this season. “Joe is not going to be with us, and I don’t expect him to be back [this] season.”
Guillen said he appreciated Crede’s efforts to try to play through the discomfort.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly at this point do we care?
Uribe has more than made up for Crede and has been better with the bat anyway.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A healthy Joe Crede is still better than Uribe...
But since Crede may never be 100% healthy again, Uribe’s performance has been huge.
It’s a shame that Josh Fields has declined since last year.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Rick Morrissey must read SSS...
It’s being called a freak injury, but if you’re putting yourself in a situation over and over again where something odd might happen, it isn’t as freaky as it is dumb. An angry scream is just as effective as a punched bat. Laryngitis would not have put him on the disabled list.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:43 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if the Passan column at Yahoo was posted here or in the game thread
But you’d enjoy it.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 6, 2008 1:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays
Okay I will be a doofus (again) and point out the Rays will be tested again now. The White Sox are 4 games back in the lost column to them.
Their schedule is brutal now. 2 more on the road at Toronto, 3 at Boston, 3 at Yanks, 3 at home vs Boston and 4 at home vs Twins before ending finally 6 on the road vs weak sisters. Between them, Boston and Twins something gives.
They played well past the first rough late stretch. Not so sure it can happen this time and with Boston 2 1/2 back aren’t they likely to catch them?
I have been wrong pretty much on all things Rays but this does bare watching in the scoreboard stalking.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 7:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yikes what am I smoking this morning 7 games in back of Rays in lost column
I was looking at the Red Sox. I will be the biggest Rays fan ever this month they can help the Sox immensely.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 8:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have been wrong pretty much on all things Rays
just stop talking badly about the rays. you obviously have some sort of mental block when it comes to this team.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are one of the reasons that the Sox could win the division...
The Twins have to face them four times at Tampa in a couple weeks. The Sox will face the Yankees at New York and then three games against the Royals in K.C. in those same four days. Would be a good time to gain some ground.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays with a 53-21 home record...
Nice.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I readily admit this but I am rooting for them
At this point they do us more good then harm. But come on even you have to admit that is a brutal schedule for them as they battle Boston. for 1st.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt the Rays would be unhappy with the Wild Card.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They don't want the wild card
Because then they don’t have home field advantage for any of the league playoff rounds.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, winning the division would be ideal for them...
but if they don’t, I’m sure they won’t be devastated. This is a team that has never made the playoffs in their ten years of existence. They will be happy to get in by any means possible.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you say so.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew I was going to need to clarify
You seem to think “being happy” means “not turning a playoff appearance down.”
A team that’s been leading the division for the entire year by a healthy margin isn’t going to be pleased by faltering down the stretch and losing HFA.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah okay...
I agree with you then.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they haven't really been leading the entire season by a healthy margin
really only since the ASB. but they’re not going to be happy if they lose the division at this point.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just got to get in
anyone’s game after that
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point...
In 2005, the team I feared the most was the team that the White Sox faced first in the playoffs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol.
clement, wells and wakefield? they had to fight down the stretch and were unable to set their rotation up so the sox missed their aces. that’s why you want the division, not the wild car – and by a decent margin.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ideally a division crown over a wild card entry
but getting in via wild card doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t win
’02 Angels
’03 Marlins
’04 Red Sox
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 12:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boston won the wild card by seven games, marlins by four, angels by six.
set up the rotation. the first round is short.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more afraid of their offense outslugging the Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah. still didn't believe in the white sox pitching then, either.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially with what playing at home means
for advancing in the playoffs.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so detached. so calm.
why does the same logic not apply to the white sox?
at this point, the rays don’t want the wild card and would be justifiably upset with coughing up a division lead that was 5.5 games a few days ago.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuz the Sox don't have a chance at the Wild Card...
and need to win their division to make the playoffs. The Rays have two ways of making the playoffs. The same logic doesn’t really apply to the White Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Read Maddon on occasion, will you?
He’s a pro. They/her are not “happy to be here”. Maddon trained under Scioscia and is not accepting coasting into the playoffs. They do have some old-timers (Floyd/percival) who know what it’s like.
Rays are carrying themselves liek a team who deserves to win, not lucky to win.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 6, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know we won almost every game in post season 2005
but are you going to say we would have been no big deal if we didn’t have the home field advantage??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That year was a special case
Seeing as how they clinched every series on the road, and in fact didn’t lose a single game away from Chicago. Home-field advantage does matter though, it just seems like people are making more of a big deal out of it this season.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 6, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Home field advantage...
doesn’t mean a whole lot during the playoffs.
The benefits of playing at home tend to be felt over the course of a season, not over a best-of-five or best-of-seven series.
The playoffs are a total crapshoot. All eight teams are going to be pretty good, and all eight teams have almost an equal chance at winning the big prize. Playing an extra game or two doesn’t make a big difference in that small a sample size.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 6, 2008 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it may matter if the splits are fairly obvious though, right?
like playing a dome team that has the advantage
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's possible...
although home field advantage didn’t help out the Twins too much in 2002 or 2006.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 6, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if they were playing a team that didn't treat domes like kryptonite
AND had uber pitching and talent
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The A's?
They’ve traditionally sucked in Minnesota.
Anything can happen in a short series.
It’s also my opinion that the 2-3-2 format does a lot to nullify the home field advantage – lose one of the first two games, and the advantage goes over to the other team, big-time.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 6, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, that was my ssh moment
i should do some simple research before typing.
i agree that homefield advantage has more impact over the season than in the playoffs. in the playoffs, i think pitching matters more, but i would like to have every edge possible.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's true.
but i’d still take the 5% advantage if i can get it. setting up the rotation is far more important in my opinion, especially for that short first series.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it'd be really nice if the twins decided to fade down the stretch
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i guess. but i don't see the red sox catching them. 3 games in the loss column is large at this point.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, three games doesn't seem like a lot...
but I guess when you look at what record each team has to finish with in these last 23 games, it does look a lot more difficult.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the fact that they play each other, what, six times makes it a bit easier. but it would be a bit of collapse by the rays a tthis point..
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why I am happy it is a close race...
I don’t want to see the Rays with a big lead over the Red Sox tanking those four games against the Twinkies by resting players, etc. Their slim lead helps the Sox a lot.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I see you already posted this
3 games is not large with 6 head to head left.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you still need to assume the rays suck against their other opponents.
but you’ve been doing that all year. may as well stay consistent.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
naw they really dont. Go 4-2 vs the Rays and 1 game difference with the respective schedules and the BoSux are there.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good luck with that bet.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of bets you make up your mind what u want yet?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't need to send me anything.
if you ever bother to come to one of my meet-ups you can buy me a drink or something.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh okay
Public shame is enough for now huh? U got it Ray boy.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll never be able to take you seriously again Tdogg
that’s the cost of the bet, right there
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a colder blow could not be dealt.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give a brother some slack.
The Rays are my weakness.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and magglio ordonez.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unless his wife tells him he is busy.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 6, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
even though the season series is 6-6 between the 2 teams
The BoSox have outscored them head to head by 20.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
notice anything else about that record.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
last 3 to Tampa
and 6-0 at home
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the red sox could win both those series and still end up short
so yeah, it’s asking a lot.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon colintj be serious
Its one thing to say they won’t lose both the series (which I can see) but lose em both and still beat the Sox? I don’t think so. Or better yet why? Its only 2.5 dude.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what now?
i’m just saying they could go 4-2 in that 6 game stretch and still not win the division. it’s entirely feasible.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess
But if they go 4-2 vs the Rays their probably around the 1 game back mark. Considering they finish with seven at home (tougher competition) while the Rays finish with 8 on the road, Ill going with the Red Sox. Then maybe I’d owe larry 2 drinks!
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im going with...
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd have to look deeper into it to really say
but the point is merely that making up 3 games is a tall order
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the jays have used 9 pitchers so far in their game against the rays.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
percival trying to make it even more interesting than it was.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and gives up the ole walk-off grand slam in the 13th.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be 2 games now.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking ESPN (East coast sports network)
Here’s practically their first feature on Q all season…check the headline
“Carlos Quentin’s stupidity might have cost him the AL MVP Award.”
by RoyEgan on Sep 6, 2008 10:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
Was it stupid? Yes.
Did it cost Quentin the A.L. MVP Award? Yes.
Next…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. "next". means stop repeating the same thing.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I will post what I want...
Thanks though.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. we know. lack of normal social skills.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posting "yawn" = lack of normal social skills.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol. you really are like this is real life aren't you?
the guy who is completely oblivious.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you like this in real life?
- Likes to pick fights on a blog.
- Always has to be right.
- Always has to get the last word in.
Keep in mind that you replied to me first.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
let me know when a fanpost about me shows up
http://www.southsidesox.com/2008/9/2/606559/a-bold-idea
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And not everyone agrees with it if you read the comments...
I’m sure there are quite a few posters here who are not big larry fans. If I start up a new fanpost about you right now, will that count?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i read most of the comments.
the gist seems to be that nearly everyone finds your repetition annoying; the disagreement seems to be about what, if anything, to do about it. i think it’s fairly obvious what i think about it.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still fail to see how it is stupid.
by Craig Grebeck on Sep 6, 2008 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you consider Zambrano breaking a bad over his knee stupid?
Pretty much the same thing. Repeatedly doing something to yourself that can be harmful. Just swear out loud — that for sure won’t put you on the D.L.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so says someone who surely does not repeatedly do anything to himself that can be harmful.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like watch a Sox game?
Theyre horrible!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 12:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we all have bad habits.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
people do this all the time though in baseball
its not like quentins the only guy we see breaking a bat even on the sox. AJ does it quite a lot if my memory serves me correctly
by Jbasic89 on Sep 6, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matchup: Angels (85-55) at White Sox (79-61), 6:05 p.m. CT
Probable Starters: John Lackey (142 1/3 IP, 3.29 RA, 1.13 WHIP, 109 K) vs. Gavin Floyd (167, 4.58, 1.24, 119)
Pythagorean Record: Los Angeles, 76-64 (648 RS, 593 RA); Chicago, 79-61 (710 RS, 615 RA)
Hit List Rankings: Los Angeles, #8; Chicago, #6
Prospectus: The White Sox began life without their MVP candidate last night with a rousing 10-2 victory over Los Angeles, jumping on starter Dustin Moseley and reliever Darren Oliver for seven runs in the first three innings. Nick Swisher played left field in the absence of Carlos Quentin, who will have surgery Monday to insert a screw in his fractured right wrist and is likely out for at least the rest of the regular season, while Ken Griffey Jr. patrolled center, and Paul Konerko took the field at first base. The Quentin injury frees Chicago’s logjam of three bats for two spots in center and at first base—but of course not in the way that anyone wanted—and now Chicago is one pulled Griffey hamstring away from having to start Brian Anderson or Dewayne Wise regularly in the outfield. (To his credit, Wise has slugged .470 this season in very limited playing time, building on his excellent .319/.402/.565 campaign at Triple-A Charlotte.) Chicago is a very old offensive team—Griffey is 38, Jim Thome 37, Jermaine Dye 34, Orlando Cabrera 33, and Paul Konerko 32—so what looked like a congested offensive roster several days ago has now turned into one for which depth could well become a pressing problem in the event of another injury.
The loss of Quentin—who admitted yesterday that his injury was unfortunately self-inflected—was obviously a huge one, as he leads the American League with 36 homers and is third in OPS. That means that some member of the Pale Hose will have to volunteer for offensive overtime in order for the South Siders to hold off the Twins, who continue to shadow their Windy City rival. It looks like that player could well be Paul Konerko, who was 3-for-3 with a homer and a walk last night to extend a particularly hot run. Konerko went on the DL on June 14 holding an OPS of 693, and came off of it on July 8 by hitting .203 in 19 games. Since August 5, however, Konerko has come upon the swing that had gone missing for him all season, hitting .384/.510/.630 in 96 plate appearances.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have noticed the absence of the
Kenwo Konerko sucks posts…..
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's "Kornerko" to you.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Konerko...
has definitely been carrying the load lately. .390/.519/.627 over the past four weeks, and he’s finally gotten his SLG over .400. Unless he slumps badly, his 2008 will be better than his 2003. I’m still not thrilled with the guy long-term, but I’ll give credit where credit is due.
I apologize if this has been noted before, but -
Konerko at home (2008) – .292/.415/.522
Konerko on the road (2008) – .210/.306/.322
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 6, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he carries this team into the playoffs
you think he’s statue worthy?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if they build a Juan Uribe statue too.
Juan Uribe as a third baseman this year – .290/.345/.510.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 6, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that statue will cover half of the concourse
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Trump Tower could use a nice ornament on the top
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 6, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Juan for Mayor
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Juan Uribe as a third baseman this year – .290/.345/.510."
W – O – W.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get too excited...
Only 99 AB’s.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you for trying to reel in some of these knee-jerkers.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it's nice that Uribe is hotter than shit right now...
but as we have seen in the past, he doesn’t maintain it.
“But when Juanito gets hot, he can carry the team. Dadgum right.”
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Today... I consider myself ... the luckiest man ... on the face of the Earth."
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"... I may have had a tough break, but I have an awful lot to live for."
(voice from crowd)
“TOO BAD YOU DON’T HAVE THAT MUCH LONGER TO LIVE.”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that hurt you badly to say that, didn't it jer.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
I’m happy that he’s helping. Despite appearances, I’d rather see the Sox win than lose.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Sep 6, 2008 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a rare breed
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 6, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a bold stance to take. i'm glad to see you had the courage to draw a line in the sand.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that makes one of us
sox hating:SSS:crazy people:mental hospital
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it wrong that im watching djokovic v. federer
instead of college football?
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 12:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that I care
But what hell is Ohio State doing?
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i havent been watching
but i hope they lose i hate ohio state
by Jbasic89 on Sep 6, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if I went to a football factory school I'd care
But there’s no appeal in college football unless it’s the national championship game.
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 6, 2008 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox Announcers to Broadcast Sept. 9 Game from CF Fan Deck...
The White Sox announced that television announcers Ken Harrelson and Darrin Jackson will broadcast "Chicago Blackhawks Night" on Tuesday, September 9 (vs. Toronto, 7:11 p.m.) from the Fan Deck above center field. That game will be televised on Comcast SportsNet.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 3:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats actually pretty cool
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i imagine security will be heavy.
what, with all the women trying to get at dj.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should also run a "Smoke a J with D.J." fan promotion.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should also run a "Smoke a J with D.J." fan promotion.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
usually when you're repeating yourself you at least change a word or two.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if ssh starts outsourcing his rants then we'll know that SSS is dead in the water.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm, you sure?
in preparation for our hostile takeover, we’ve tested the ability of some pakistanis to replicate some posters, including ssh. they’re surprisingly accurate and amusing.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ironically, they were able to quickly pick up his commenting patterns. who could have guessed it?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I like it too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox lineups for Saturday
ANGELS
Figgins 3b
Anderson dh
Teixeira 1b
Guerrero rf
Hunter cf
Rivera lf
Napoli c
Wood ss
S. Rodriguez 2b
Lackey p
WHITE SOX
Cabrera ss
Pierzynski c
Dye rf
Thome dh
Konerko 1b
Griffey cf
Ramirez 2b
Swisher lf
Uribe 3b
Floyd p
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool headed out in the few
should be a great game.
The SSS motto should be the answer to "What is our deepest fear?". Or maybe just Prozac.
by Tdogg on Sep 6, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bring your canned goods. and say hi to ashley richard for me.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why the hell is griffey in center?
i know he was before also, but…damnit. is there some angle i’m missing there?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mumbles something about faith.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a white sox game tonight at 6:05.
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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a scant 2 hour warning?
that’s not getting the job done
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not his mom.
if he can’t wake up before 4pm, he should have his mom wake him up.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go green....
now!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mumbles something about all the shit colin's missing.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Verlander isn't pitching all that well but...
2-1 Twins in the top of the 5th inning. Tigers need to score some damn runs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Verlander induces a huge DP from Morneau with runners at the corners and one out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i remember when granderson would have taken third on that.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice DP by the Tigers...
Jesus fuck.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game about to be over...
Twins with runners at 1B and 2B with no outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leyland sucks...
He leaves Verlander in to walk the bases loaded with no outs. 112 pitches and he’s still out there. Verlander is an over-hyped douchebag.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why does he care at this point?
bullpen sucks. may as well give verlander the opportunity.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To put the game out of reach?
Yep.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now he replaces Verlander.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or pitch out of it. this is what you do when your season is over.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Three runs is not out of reach for the vaunted Tigers offense.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker is at only 76 pitches.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tigers only 292 runs from 1,000.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baker != CC Sabathia
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
Carlos Gomez with a bases-clearing double
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
going to be more runs.
this is the tigers, after all.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sigh, if only we had Denard Span on our team.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He won't keep it up...
but he’s got a higher OPS than Swisher, Griffey, and Konerko. Pretty sad.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DENARD SPAN!!
(shakes his fist in the air.)
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we only had that kind of defense, too...
nice fucking play denard.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love how the announcers then proceeded to fluff him for his defense
after he put a runner on third who was almost certain to score.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Show some power here you old fuck, Sheffield.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff triple for Magglio!
Nice way to start the inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the rationale you use to praise Span
Is the same one you used to try to get people to stop being excited for Uribe.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How so?
I said both are hot now and will cool down. Span is already cooling down from his hot start. Uribe will too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got a higher OPS than Swisher, Griffey, and Konerko. Pretty sad.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i had a season like that, too, once.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/p/podsesc01.shtml
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it is sad...
Meanwhile, the Tigers blow a golden opportunity of an inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two guys playing over their heads.
One on the White Sox, one on the Twins.
You dismiss the success of the White Sox player, when people just happen to express how they’re enjoying Uribe’s play at the moment.
And then you use the success of the Twin, admittedly flimsy, to knock other White Sox players.
Which is why people often wonder why you don’t hang around Twinkie Town.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give me a break...
Uribe has a .696 OPS in 249 AB’s.
Span has a .807 OPS in 261 AB’s.
Your comparison sucked to begin with.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm gonna go ahead and say it's not as bad as comparing brian roberts and denard span.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe if you twist my words.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
twist?
you twisted that clusterfuck up yourself.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all...
If you honestly think that I don’t know that Brian Roberts is 100 times the player than Span is, you need to get your head checked.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So now you don't love me?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town!"
“THAT’S BULLSHIT. MR. POTTER HAS WAAAAAAAAAAAAY MORE MONEY!”
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim is right. Most of the readers here will agree. The doggedness of your negativity is nauseating.
It’s one thing to love a team and get emotional and attached.
It’s quite another to be so obsessed that you dwell on their shortcomings ad nauseam.
Even during discussions about another team’s players, you get your digs in.
No shit. I hope you have a different approach to raising your kid. Because he ain’t gonna be perfect either.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hear he's got a big dick, though.
as you’re well aware, that will take care of a lot of other shortcomings.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am well aware, yes. But it won't keep SSH from fucking him up in the head first.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his OBP skills are legit though
as long as he hits .270 and ISOs .100, he’s a pretty productive CF. what’re they going to do with gomez thought? keep breaking him in in the majors? span can’t hit enough for a corner OF.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious
While Black thinks Giles is a mainstay, the Padres front office obviously feels differently. Buster Olney says he heard that “the Padres were livid when Giles vetoed the trade that they pursued with the Red Sox in August.”
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2008/09/padres-were-liv.html
livid he used a clause in his contract. that you gave him. priceless.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 4:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YES!!!
GRANDERSON!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ties the game with a 2-run jack against a lefty ( Dennys Reyes )...
Impressive.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay
i get to watch the dodgers with 7-0 lead over the d-bags. thanks fox!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are missing quite the game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, thanks to you, jackass.
you said this game was over. now it’s 6-4 tigers. thanks. thanks a lot.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
O-E-O!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this ole miss vs. wake forest game is awesome!!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you're not watching
Notre Dame vs. Their Own Incompetence?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
watching retards who are forced to play division 1 football seems rather unseemly to me.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey it's not like i'm watching
though i kinda wish i was.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the mentally handicapped are not on this earth for our amusement, colin.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty good set, but I'm going to decline the opportunity to spike.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
another reason this site is declining.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was a time when no setup went untouched.
when a commitment to being an asshole superseded all else.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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