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Game #141: WhiteSox (79-61) vs. Angels (85-55)

Los Angeles Angels at Chicago White Sox, Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT



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Los Angeles Angels
@ Chicago White Sox

Saturday, Sep 6, 2008, 6:05 PM CDT
U.S. Cellular Field

John Lackey vs Gavin Floyd

Mostly sunny. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.

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"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not working.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait til you hear him talk :)

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 7, 2008 3:43 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Angel of Death!

Good Slayer song.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Curtis.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome...

and against a lefty too.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twice as nice.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

???

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mags!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD...

I just splooged.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you do that a lot

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yet it never involves women.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JRE's main squeeze Haeger cut loose; Bourgeois to the majors...
White Sox designated RHP Charlie Haeger for assignment.
Haeger, a knuckleballer, was 10-13 with a 4.45 ERA in 25 starts this season at Triple-A. The 25-year-old should get a shot in another system.
White Sox purchased the contract of INF/OF Jason Bourgeois from Triple-A Charlotte.
Bourgeois hit .286/.335/.404 at Triple-A this season. He has a good amount of versatility and will likely find starts at multiple positions. Still, his fantasy value is pretty minimal.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The White Sox added versatility Saturday when they purchased the contract of infielder/outfielder Jason Bourgeois from Triple-A Charlotte.

They also designated knuckleball pitcher Charlie Haeger for assignment.

Bourgeois, 26, batted .286 at Triple-A Charlotte with 48 RBIs, 83 runs and 30 stolen bases in 127 games. Bourgeois played 109 games in the outfield and 19 at second base.

Haeger, 24, was 10-13 with a 4.45 ERA and 117 strikeouts in 178 innings for the Knights. Haeger was 1-2 with a 4.85 ERA in 15 games with the Sox in 2006-07.

EAT THAT THE JERRY ROYSTER EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL, was thinking the same as you.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to think that Haeger asked for his release...

since the Sox had no role for him now or in the future. Afterall, who the fuck keeps Dewon Day on their 40-man roster over Haeger?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL, I'd sooner demote Haeger to AA if possible...

than pitch Dewon Day against any team.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, you can't exactly do that to your AA affiliate.

both of these guys were going to be gone after the season. day still has a minor role to play now.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're just happy because you finally get your man-crush on the team...

Good for Bourgeois though. He played hard in ST and probably deserved a roster spot then.

Oldie but a goodie…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big inning by Kyle Doucheworth.

Keep Mauer and Morneau as far away as possible in the 9th inning.

Due up for the Twins in the 9th inning…

“Little Nicky” Punto
Carlos “The Kid” Gomez
Denard Span

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

so that’s how you do a pickoff.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This should be scary...

Dude tries to walk the world. Just throw strikes, Rodney!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd have left farnsworth in

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The question is not if

the Twins are going to come back and win—-but rather in what fashion? Morneau walk off, etc?

by stanchar on Sep 6, 2008 5:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice strikeout...

and I know that he Twins don’t have any other closer options with Zumaya on the D.L. but any reliever who walks this many guys is a terrible closer option.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Span.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Actually, fucking Rodney...

Terrible pitch.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Typical Twins.

This is fucking ridiculous.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a winner

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason grilli

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11

term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz

by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 7, 2008 3:46 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauer up...

I wonder what happens here…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha...

Mauer 2-7 lifetime with a HR off Rodney…
Morneau is 6-10 with 2HRS

by stanchar on Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This pussy is going to walk a run in...

No need for Mauer to swing the bat.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And the Sox are facing Lackey...

Please lose, Twins.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Larry, what is with all of the personal attacks?

He is talking about players, not posters.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

relating your own experiences to professional players is silly.

they are in the majors because they’re better than us.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big time K...

Morneau still due up though.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nope

it was on fox though… im assuming your talking about the twins tigers game

by Jbasic89 on Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just looked at the ridiculous Extra Innings schedule for tonight.

Two channels for the Cubs, Yankees, and Houston. Awesome.

by expatnyc on Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe the issue is that this game was originally scheduled to be earlier but got moved because of tbs taking the sunday game.

so it’s still technically subject to the fox blackout, even though it’s starting outside of the window. welcome to mlb.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Would be interesting,

how often are

1. the bases loaded , Mauer and Morneau up with 0 or 1 out,
2. Mauer doesn’t DP,
3. No runs score.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

once

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn that fucking ole miss- wake forest game.

let’s not lose like that.

plzkthxbai.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

michael oher is dreamy. kthxbai.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

have you read the blind side?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah. that's the only way i know of him.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny thing is that guy will be a top 10 pick in the next draft

and he’ll make $10M+ without being able to read a playbook.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed that one

was it anything like UW-BYU?

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah. not as heart-breaking, but close.

ole miss drove 80 yards and scored a TD to take a 1 point lead with 1 minute left. wake hit a 42 yard FG to win with 2 seconds.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bruce dreckman

making him throw it through a teacup.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boooooooooooooo-geois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he might be there!?!? why am i here and not there?!?!?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not like our fat man

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chin music

set up those sliders quite nicely

by 3E8 on Sep 6, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q!nior

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Quiffy

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Qid

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

General Q!ness

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

U-God

you go to the game today?

by Illini0509 on Sep 6, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

of course

haven’t missed a home game yet

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have overflow seats

and was stuck so far back I couldn’t see the new luxury boxes, etc. How did it look?

by Illini0509 on Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the new shit looks really nice

the passing game, mediocre

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and seeing J and Butkus talking

freaking awesome

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kind of looked like it

i was over on the east side by the north endzone, so they were on the opposite side of the field

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

technically I am

section 101 is still student section, i’m just not in the north endzone which is pretty much just block I. i have no desire to not be guarenteed my seat and pay $25 more, so I just get the normal student season ticket vouchers

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q!ribe

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's a man's double right there.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

look at our fatty go

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

indeed.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIE GAME!

woo frickin hoo

We Want Moar!

We gots it!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Im trying to keep up

Go SOX!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q!brera

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FATTY WITH THE WHEELS

Vladdy what? fuck you that’s what

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good speed aboard?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Juanderful Juan.

Pitching, defense and health.

by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucker...you're supposed to help us beat the twins

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hunter caught that ball

because I didn’t have anything for Pierzynski

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

winner

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

qzynski

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q!J!

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know feisty if Juan gets hot . . . .

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HE GONE!

Nice.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chode?

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking figgins

1st of the year…

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i really don't like chone.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you forgot to add

a ginormous can of keystone.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no garland and i'm listening.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do we give so many guys their first of the year?

Our pitching staff is like the easy girl at school

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think in this metaphor...

U.S. Cellular Field is the easy girl at school.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

USCF is a tri-delt

and Gavin Floyd is the alcohol

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

where the fuck is ssh?

that is prime fodder for that guy.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well, there's another dead hooker in bangalore

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

those tech support lasses are so versatile

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think you mean flexible.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

both.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lazy catching FTW!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

any other girls in here?

Or am I the only one?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

SSH2005 is a girl.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

homesickalien is the only one who posts here regularly, iirc.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

piezynskirules is still floating around here somewhere.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pierzynskirules was a chick

but she doesn’t seem to post anymore

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Was" a chick?

Did she have an operation?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

change is beautiful ssh

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pierzynskirules, also

but she doesn’t post that regularly

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

Dare I ask?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you shouldn't

my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda

by pierzynskirules on Sep 7, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

you not talkin truth regarding SSH2005?

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who is that in your profile pic?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heath Bell

I heart bullpen guys.

I REALLY like Linebrink. Have for years.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they are pure athletes, i'll give you that.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seeriously

Heath’s beard has a life of its own.

Kinda like Boone usetocould have.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, there is an issure regarding sand and a vagina

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

er, issue

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So says the 150 pound nerd.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wouldn't that depend on height?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you telling me to assume 6'? because i don't want to.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Resistance is futile.

You must comply.

Why so serious?

by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hoodlight is something weird.

I forget what.

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe he's a rapist.

he was arrested for something.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think he was imprisoned for fraud.

though perhaps he defrauded a rapist, i’m not quite sure.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's definitely been involved in rape, i'm just not sure if he was ever prosecuted for it.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right. but just because he hasn't been prosecuted for it doesn't mean he's not.

i mean, despite a complete lack of evidence and prosecution, you and i are murderers of strippers.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the complete lack of evidence and prosecution is also why we will continue to be murderers of strippers.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

right.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a western illinoiser

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Floyd really give up a homer to Figgins?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

layup

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no. bad dream.

wake up now.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that was Figgins' first homer of the season?

The Sox sure like giving up guy’s first homers.

Delmon Young, Rocco Baldelli, and Chone Figgins are just three off the top of my head.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

about fifteen minutes too late with this.

see jokes above.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you say it like he reads the other comments.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ooh, ooh, victor martinez.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I shoulda remembered that one...

Just happened.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you misremembered

haha

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

GRADY SIZEMORE!!!!

GUTIERREZ!

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not telling!

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE GONE!!!

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

east bay, or SD?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude

REALLY long story. Really.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

leading off with 'dude'

i’m guessing SD, then

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mt. rushmore is awsum.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dead give away

SD currently.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

qualcomm is an excellent tailgate

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

confused.

what is that without the ‘Q!’ prefix?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i q!uietly q!ueried the q!uote i q!uestioned to the conq!uistador

he has q!uite the loq!uacious demeanor

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, yes it is

Did it many times last year pre-Chargers games.
Once so far this year.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

might be there for the jets game

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awright

I know I am already going to that game with my forum group.
We tailgate it up right.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike, douche.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This ump has a really tight zone

but Floyd has a good strike/ball ratio nevertheless

by 3E8 on Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's been pretty consistent.

Not giving one inch off the outside corner (to righties) but calling a little bit inside a strike.

by ReservoirDog on Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two out walk to Napoli...

Strike Kerry’s brother out.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Twinkies= Piranhas

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WGN sucks with this volume changing bullshit.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huh?

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ssh's tee vee is haunted.

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's funny.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

many commercials use compressed signals

which then have the gain boosted back up to the limits of tv transmission SO THAT EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE THIS, rather than a normal signal, which might occasionally come close to clipping.

or something.

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ra...

dio!

The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.

by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Qnior again!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha hawk

one thing junior has always been able to do is create hangtime

by Jbasic89 on Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Usually dont think hangtime and baseball in the same thought.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no che no

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yay Junior

was gonna make comment about his tongue.

Lexi don do dat.

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

alexei's just looking out for junior's health

by getting him off the bases. he’s a team player.

brian anderson would've caught that...

by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lackey

strong resemblance to Gary the retard

by 3E8 on Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

franks and beans!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hay hay hay

is for horses

Chicks Dig the Bullpen.

by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mercy

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what a play!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dye

The Human Highlight Real

Thank you Detroit BTW

by Option27 on Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AND THAT IS WHY WE NEED INSTANT REPLAY

DADGUM IT

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Firing up MLB.tv, and the first thing I hear...

…is Hawk saying “MAN.”

Assuming that’s about the umps.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

referring to jason booogeois.

because that’s all you can say about him. he’s a man.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must feel like a proud papa

I still hope Jason Bourgeois and Khalil Greene end up in the same double-play combo, and decide to swap names right then and there.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fats

Has decided to carry the load now that Q is done

by Option27 on Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fatty!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he plays for the dodgers

they’re present in his new one, too

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he does?

"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"

by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not anymore.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he got dropped?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i believe he also took a couple of gucci bags off of rudi johnson.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

harold called into action for the 8th time this season.

that man is always on his toes, though, ready.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

because the parties don't start for another few hours

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

just making sure.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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