Game #141: WhiteSox (79-61) vs. Angels (85-55)
Los Angeles Angels @ Chicago White Sox
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Ladies, prepare to be moist.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Sep 6, 2008 5:02 PM CDT
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"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on
Sep 6, 2008 5:25 PM CDT
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not working.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on
Sep 6, 2008 6:21 PM CDT
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you're a port slut. of course you can no longer get moist.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:27 PM CDT
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wait til you hear him talk :)
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 7, 2008 3:43 AM CDT
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Angel of Death!
Good Slayer song.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on
Sep 6, 2008 5:17 PM CDT
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Thank you Curtis.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on
Sep 6, 2008 5:16 PM CDT
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That was awesome...
and against a lefty too.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:18 PM CDT
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Twice as nice.
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on
Sep 6, 2008 5:20 PM CDT
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???

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM CDT
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Mags!
"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ
by omnipotent grab on
Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM CDT
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OH MY GOD...
I just splooged.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM CDT
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you do that a lot
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 5:28 PM CDT
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yet it never involves women.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT
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does involve a strange amount of farm animals though
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 5:52 PM CDT
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leave ssh's wife out of it.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:52 PM CDT
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Dorothy Mantooth is a saint, and don't you forget it!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:46 PM CDT
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JRE's main squeeze Haeger cut loose; Bourgeois to the majors...
White Sox designated RHP Charlie Haeger for assignment.
Haeger, a knuckleballer, was 10-13 with a 4.45 ERA in 25 starts this season at Triple-A. The 25-year-old should get a shot in another system.
White Sox purchased the contract of INF/OF Jason Bourgeois from Triple-A Charlotte.
Bourgeois hit .286/.335/.404 at Triple-A this season. He has a good amount of versatility and will likely find starts at multiple positions. Still, his fantasy value is pretty minimal.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM CDT
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The White Sox added versatility Saturday when they purchased the contract of infielder/outfielder Jason Bourgeois from Triple-A Charlotte.
They also designated knuckleball pitcher Charlie Haeger for assignment.
Bourgeois, 26, batted .286 at Triple-A Charlotte with 48 RBIs, 83 runs and 30 stolen bases in 127 games. Bourgeois played 109 games in the outfield and 19 at second base.
Haeger, 24, was 10-13 with a 4.45 ERA and 117 strikeouts in 178 innings for the Knights. Haeger was 1-2 with a 4.85 ERA in 15 games with the Sox in 2006-07.
EAT THAT THE JERRY ROYSTER EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM CDT
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LOL, was thinking the same as you.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:34 PM CDT
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You have to think that Haeger asked for his release...
since the Sox had no role for him now or in the future. Afterall, who the fuck keeps Dewon Day on their 40-man roster over Haeger?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:36 PM CDT
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because he'll be pitching game five for your AA affiliate?
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:37 PM CDT
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LOL, I'd sooner demote Haeger to AA if possible...
than pitch Dewon Day against any team.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:39 PM CDT
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well, you can't exactly do that to your AA affiliate.
both of these guys were going to be gone after the season. day still has a minor role to play now.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:40 PM CDT
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You're just happy because you finally get your man-crush on the team...
Good for Bourgeois though. He played hard in ST and probably deserved a roster spot then.
Oldie but a goodie…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:43 PM CDT
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Big inning by Kyle Doucheworth.
Keep Mauer and Morneau as far away as possible in the 9th inning.
Due up for the Twins in the 9th inning…
“Little Nicky” Punto
Carlos “The Kid” Gomez
Denard Span
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:42 PM CDT
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so that’s how you do a pickoff.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:45 PM CDT
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This should be scary...
Dude tries to walk the world. Just throw strikes, Rodney!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:48 PM CDT
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i'd have left farnsworth in
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:54 PM CDT
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You got quiet rather quickly.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT
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tough to keep up with your pace of posting, ssh.
i don’t like to reuse material that much. causes me to have to think before i post and come up with something new or funny.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT
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The question is not if
the Twins are going to come back and win—-but rather in what fashion? Morneau walk off, etc?
by stanchar on
Sep 6, 2008 5:54 PM CDT
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save your magic for the white sox and not the tigers!
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Sep 6, 2008 5:55 PM CDT
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There is no intended "magic"
just a simple statement of the facts…..the Twins will win this game…that simple.
by stanchar on
Sep 6, 2008 5:57 PM CDT
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Nice strikeout...
and I know that he Twins don’t have any other closer options with Zumaya on the D.L. but any reliever who walks this many guys is a terrible closer option.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM CDT
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Fucking Span.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM CDT
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Actually, fucking Rodney...
Terrible pitch.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:57 PM CDT
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Typical Twins.
This is fucking ridiculous.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT
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what a winner

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT
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and look at the goggles on the dude on the right
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT
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true
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on
Sep 7, 2008 3:46 AM CDT
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Mauer up...
I wonder what happens here…
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT
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at least mauer and morneau aren't OPSing 1.089 and 2.192 respectively against rodney in their careers
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT
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Ha...
Mauer 2-7 lifetime with a HR off Rodney…
Morneau is 6-10 with 2HRS
by stanchar on
Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT
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This pussy is going to walk a run in...
No need for Mauer to swing the bat.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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honestly, it may be smarter to just walk both of them in.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT
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So deflating for our guys in the clubhouse (well not anymore)
to watch this slip away. Oh well…..
by stanchar on
Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT
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And the Sox are facing Lackey...
Please lose, Twins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT
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they play in the majors because they're not a mental midget like you.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:02 PM CDT
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Larry, what is with all of the personal attacks?
He is talking about players, not posters.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:03 PM CDT
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relating your own experiences to professional players is silly.
they are in the majors because they’re better than us.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:04 PM CDT
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i say mauer strikes out
and morneau pops up for the hell of it
by Jbasic89 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT
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Big time K...
Morneau still due up though.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:02 PM CDT
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lol. fucking rodney. hilarious.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:03 PM CDT
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Luckiest.Save.Evar.
Just feet from a tie game.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:03 PM CDT
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line shot, right at polanco.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:04 PM CDT
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Is this game not carried on Extra Innings?
by expatnyc on
Sep 6, 2008 6:04 PM CDT
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nope
it was on fox though… im assuming your talking about the twins tigers game
by Jbasic89 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
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i believe that's correct.
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:08 PM CDT
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Just looked at the ridiculous Extra Innings schedule for tonight.
Two channels for the Cubs, Yankees, and Houston. Awesome.
by expatnyc on
Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT
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i believe the issue is that this game was originally scheduled to be earlier but got moved because of tbs taking the sunday game.
so it’s still technically subject to the fox blackout, even though it’s starting outside of the window. welcome to mlb.
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:12 PM CDT
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Would be interesting,
how often are
1. the bases loaded , Mauer and Morneau up with 0 or 1 out,
2. Mauer doesn’t DP,
3. No runs score.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on
Sep 6, 2008 6:06 PM CDT
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damn that fucking ole miss- wake forest game.
let’s not lose like that.
plzkthxbai.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT
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michael oher is dreamy. kthxbai.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
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Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT
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have you read the blind side?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:08 PM CDT
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yeah. that's the only way i know of him.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
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Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT
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funny thing is that guy will be a top 10 pick in the next draft
and he’ll make $10M+ without being able to read a playbook.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:11 PM CDT
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I missed that one
was it anything like UW-BYU?
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Sep 6, 2008 6:07 PM CDT
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yeah. not as heart-breaking, but close.
ole miss drove 80 yards and scored a TD to take a 1 point lead with 1 minute left. wake hit a 42 yard FG to win with 2 seconds.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:09 PM CDT
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bruce dreckman
making him throw it through a teacup.
brian anderson would've caught that...
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Sep 6, 2008 6:20 PM CDT
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boooooooooooooo-geois!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he might be there!?!? why am i here and not there?!?!?
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:24 PM CDT
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that fat man sure as some agility.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:25 PM CDT
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not like our fat man
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:25 PM CDT
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nice ass on gavin's girl, there
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:29 PM CDT
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The Qid
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:31 PM CDT
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General Q!ness
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:32 PM CDT
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of course
haven’t missed a home game yet
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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I have overflow seats
and was stuck so far back I couldn’t see the new luxury boxes, etc. How did it look?
by Illini0509 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT
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the new shit looks really nice
the passing game, mediocre
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:38 PM CDT
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and seeing J and Butkus talking
freaking awesome
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT
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was butkus wearing sweatpants, i couldn't tell
by Illini0509 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:40 PM CDT
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kind of looked like it
i was over on the east side by the north endzone, so they were on the opposite side of the field
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT
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so you aren't in the "student section" either?
by Illini0509 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT
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technically I am
section 101 is still student section, i’m just not in the north endzone which is pretty much just block I. i have no desire to not be guarenteed my seat and pay $25 more, so I just get the normal student season ticket vouchers
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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uribe is carrying this team.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:34 PM CDT
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Let's hope his back doesn't get sore down the stretch
Why so serious?
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Sep 6, 2008 6:34 PM CDT
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that's a man's double right there.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:34 PM CDT
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look at our fatty go
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
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Sep 6, 2008 6:35 PM CDT
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TIE GAME!
woo frickin hoo
We Want Moar!
We gots it!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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look at the scoreboard again.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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Im trying to keep up
Go SOX!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen. Last years'. This year's is meager.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT
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FATTY WITH THE WHEELS
Vladdy what? fuck you that’s what
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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good speed aboard?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:36 PM CDT
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Juanderful Juan.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on
Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT
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fucker...you're supposed to help us beat the twins
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT
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Hunter caught that ball
because I didn’t have anything for Pierzynski
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Sep 6, 2008 6:37 PM CDT
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Q!J!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
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Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT
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You know feisty if Juan gets hot . . . .
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on
Sep 6, 2008 6:39 PM CDT
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Chode?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on
Sep 6, 2008 6:40 PM CDT
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fucking figgins
1st of the year…
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT
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crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT
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i really don't like chone.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT
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but what if we traded konerko, haeger, the corpse of craig grebeck, and cal eldred's mechanical arm for figgins, kotchman, shields, lackey, garland, and a lifetime pass to universal studios.
would you like him then?
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT
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you forgot to add
a ginormous can of keystone.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
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Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT
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no garland and i'm listening.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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Why do we give so many guys their first of the year?
Our pitching staff is like the easy girl at school
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:41 PM CDT
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I think in this metaphor...
U.S. Cellular Field is the easy girl at school.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on
Sep 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT
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USCF is a tri-delt
and Gavin Floyd is the alcohol
AIM: SouthSideCheat
by The Cheat on
Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT
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must be only for those guys, then. only 5 teams in the majors have given up fewer home runs.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT
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she has a soft-spot for the little guys
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
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Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT
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where the fuck is ssh?
that is prime fodder for that guy.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:42 PM CDT
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it's the midde of the night in pakistan, mm.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:43 PM CDT
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i forgot that i outsourced myself as well
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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i'm posting from a brothel in bangalore
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:48 PM CDT
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well, there's another dead hooker in bangalore
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on
Sep 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT
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those tech support lasses are so versatile
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 6:49 PM CDT
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i think you mean flexible.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT
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it's the midde of the night in pakistan, mm.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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lazy catching FTW!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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any other girls in here?
Or am I the only one?
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT
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homesickalien is the only one who posts here regularly, iirc.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT
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piezynskirules is still floating around here somewhere.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT
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pierzynskirules was a chick
but she doesn’t seem to post anymore
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT
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"Was" a chick?
Did she have an operation?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT
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change is beautiful ssh
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT
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pierzynskirules, also
but she doesn’t post that regularly
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on
Sep 6, 2008 6:52 PM CDT
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but apparently made quite on impression on the boys.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT
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really?
Dare I ask?
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT
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you shouldn't
my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow and I don't have time for "bitchassness". -Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on
Sep 7, 2008 6:11 PM CDT
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oh
you not talkin truth regarding SSH2005?
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT
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who is that in your profile pic?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT
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Heath Bell
I heart bullpen guys.
I REALLY like Linebrink. Have for years.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:54 PM CDT
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they are pure athletes, i'll give you that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT
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and great facial hair.
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT
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Seeriously
Heath’s beard has a life of its own.
Kinda like Boone usetocould have.
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT
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well, there is an issure regarding sand and a vagina
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 6:53 PM CDT
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er, issue
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT
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So says the 150 pound nerd.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT
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better than being a 300 pound nerd.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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wouldn't that depend on height?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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are you telling me to assume 6'? because i don't want to.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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Resistance is futile.
You must comply.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on
Sep 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
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Hoodlight is something weird.
I forget what.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on
Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT
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i believe he's a rapist.
he was arrested for something.
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT
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i think he was imprisoned for fraud.
though perhaps he defrauded a rapist, i’m not quite sure.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT
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right. i thought the rapes occurred in prison?
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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he's definitely been involved in rape, i'm just not sure if he was ever prosecuted for it.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT
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right. but just because he hasn't been prosecuted for it doesn't mean he's not.
i mean, despite a complete lack of evidence and prosecution, you and i are murderers of strippers.
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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the complete lack of evidence and prosecution is also why we will continue to be murderers of strippers.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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yep.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT
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a western illinoiser
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on
Sep 6, 2008 6:55 PM CDT
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Did Floyd really give up a homer to Figgins?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:50 PM CDT
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no. bad dream.
wake up now.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:51 PM CDT
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And that was Figgins' first homer of the season?
The Sox sure like giving up guy’s first homers.
Delmon Young, Rocco Baldelli, and Chone Figgins are just three off the top of my head.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT
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about fifteen minutes too late with this.
see jokes above.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT
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you say it like he reads the other comments.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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ooh, ooh, victor martinez.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT
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I shoulda remembered that one...
Just happened.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
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you misremembered
haha
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT
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GRADY SIZEMORE!!!!
GUTIERREZ!
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT
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sox should still be hitting in the first inning of that first game. :-(
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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joke about figgins, young, victor. but baldelli had less than 20 plate appearances this year before his homer against the sox.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
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not telling!
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 6:56 PM CDT
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east bay, or SD?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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dude
REALLY long story. Really.
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT
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leading off with 'dude'
i’m guessing SD, then
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by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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mt. rushmore is awsum.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT
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dead give away
SD currently.
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 7:07 PM CDT
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qualcomm is an excellent tailgate
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:10 PM CDT
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confused.
what is that without the ‘Q!’ prefix?
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:11 PM CDT
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i q!uietly q!ueried the q!uote i q!uestioned to the conq!uistador
he has q!uite the loq!uacious demeanor
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by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT
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yes, yes it is
Did it many times last year pre-Chargers games.
Once so far this year.
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT
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might be there for the jets game
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by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:17 PM CDT
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That was a strike, douche.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:57 PM CDT
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This ump has a really tight zone
but Floyd has a good strike/ball ratio nevertheless
by 3E8 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
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He's been pretty consistent.
Not giving one inch off the outside corner (to righties) but calling a little bit inside a strike.
by ReservoirDog on
Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT
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Two out walk to Napoli...
Strike Kerry’s brother out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 6:58 PM CDT
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Twinkies= Piranhas
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 6:59 PM CDT
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WGN sucks with this volume changing bullshit.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on
Sep 6, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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ssh's tee vee is haunted.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on
Sep 6, 2008 7:01 PM CDT
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maybe he needs to get that converter i keep hearing about.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:02 PM CDT
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You can pry my rabbit ears from my cold, dead hands.
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Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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that's funny.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on
Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT
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many commercials use compressed signals
which then have the gain boosted back up to the limits of tv transmission SO THAT EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE THIS, rather than a normal signal, which might occasionally come close to clipping.
or something.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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Ra...
dio!
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on
Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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Qnior again!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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haha hawk
one thing junior has always been able to do is create hangtime
by Jbasic89 on
Sep 6, 2008 7:03 PM CDT
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no che no
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 7:04 PM CDT
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yay Junior
was gonna make comment about his tongue.
Lexi don do dat.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 7:04 PM CDT
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alexei's just looking out for junior's health
by getting him off the bases. he’s a team player.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on
Sep 6, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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franks and beans!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:06 PM CDT
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hay hay hay
is for horses
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by eastbaysd on
Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT
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what a play!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on
Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT
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Dye
The Human Highlight Real
Thank you Detroit BTW
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Sep 6, 2008 7:08 PM CDT
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AND THAT IS WHY WE NEED INSTANT REPLAY
DADGUM IT
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT
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Firing up MLB.tv, and the first thing I hear...
by Sox Machine on
Sep 6, 2008 7:12 PM CDT
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referring to jason booogeois.
because that’s all you can say about him. he’s a man.
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by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:13 PM CDT
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You must feel like a proud papa
I still hope Jason Bourgeois and Khalil Greene end up in the same double-play combo, and decide to swap names right then and there.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on
Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT
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carrying this team right into the postseason.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:15 PM CDT
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Fats
Has decided to carry the load now that Q is done
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fatty!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
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Apparently, Juan is mocking Pablo.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
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Bloop hits at will.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
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Sep 6, 2008 7:16 PM CDT
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i heard juan robbed pablo of his pixie dust at gunpoint while pablo was cleaning his locker out.
free brian anderson!
by larry on
Sep 6, 2008 7:18 PM CDT
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i heard there are also bullet holes in pablo's old locker
by onlysoxfaninboston on
Sep 6, 2008 7:19 PM CDT
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he plays for the dodgers
they’re present in his new one, too
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by thatshortkid on
Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT
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he does?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
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Sep 6, 2008 7:20 PM CDT
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he got dropped?
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Sep 6, 2008 7:22 PM CDT
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