Los Angeles Angels @ Chicago White Sox GameThread, Sep 6, 2008 6:05 PM CDT

Ladies, prepare to be moist.

Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 5:02 PM CDT 0 recs

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

not working.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up 0 recs

you're a port slut. of course you can no longer get moist.

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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

wait til you hear him talk :)

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by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 7, 2008 3:43 AM CDT up 0 recs

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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:02 PM CDT 0 recs

Angel of Death!

Good Slayer song.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up 0 recs

Thank you Curtis.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:16 PM CDT 0 recs

That was awesome...

and against a lefty too.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

Twice as nice.

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up 0 recs

???

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM CDT 0 recs

Mags!

"I'll take one in the mouth over the eyes anyday." - AJ

by omnipotent grab on Sep 6, 2008 5:21 PM CDT 0 recs

OH MY GOD...

I just splooged.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up 0 recs

you do that a lot

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up 0 recs

yet it never involves women.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up 0 recs

does involve a strange amount of farm animals though

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up 0 recs

leave ssh's wife out of it.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:52 PM CDT up 0 recs

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint, and don't you forget it!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up 0 recs

JRE's main squeeze Haeger cut loose; Bourgeois to the majors...

White Sox designated RHP Charlie Haeger for assignment.
Haeger, a knuckleballer, was 10-13 with a 4.45 ERA in 25 starts this season at Triple-A. The 25-year-old should get a shot in another system.

White Sox purchased the contract of INF/OF Jason Bourgeois from Triple-A Charlotte.
Bourgeois hit .286/.335/.404 at Triple-A this season. He has a good amount of versatility and will likely find starts at multiple positions. Still, his fantasy value is pretty minimal.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM CDT 0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The White Sox added versatility Saturday when they purchased the contract of infielder/outfielder Jason Bourgeois from Triple-A Charlotte.

They also designated knuckleball pitcher Charlie Haeger for assignment.

Bourgeois, 26, batted .286 at Triple-A Charlotte with 48 RBIs, 83 runs and 30 stolen bases in 127 games. Bourgeois played 109 games in the outfield and 19 at second base.

Haeger, 24, was 10-13 with a 4.45 ERA and 117 strikeouts in 178 innings for the Knights. Haeger was 1-2 with a 4.85 ERA in 15 games with the Sox in 2006-07.

EAT THAT THE JERRY ROYSTER EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:33 PM CDT 0 recs

LOL, was thinking the same as you.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:34 PM CDT up 0 recs

You have to think that Haeger asked for his release...

since the Sox had no role for him now or in the future. Afterall, who the fuck keeps Dewon Day on their 40-man roster over Haeger?

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up 0 recs

because he'll be pitching game five for your AA affiliate?

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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up 0 recs

LOL, I'd sooner demote Haeger to AA if possible...

than pitch Dewon Day against any team.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up 0 recs

well, you can't exactly do that to your AA affiliate.

both of these guys were going to be gone after the season. day still has a minor role to play now.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up 0 recs

You're just happy because you finally get your man-crush on the team...

Good for Bourgeois though. He played hard in ST and probably deserved a roster spot then.

Oldie but a goodie…

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up 0 recs

Big inning by Kyle Doucheworth.

Keep Mauer and Morneau as far away as possible in the 9th inning.

Due up for the Twins in the 9th inning…

“Little Nicky” Punto
Carlos “The Kid” Gomez
Denard Span

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:42 PM CDT 0 recs

so that’s how you do a pickoff.

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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:45 PM CDT 0 recs

go rodney go!

by Jbasic89 on Sep 6, 2008 5:47 PM CDT 0 recs

This should be scary...

Dude tries to walk the world. Just throw strikes, Rodney!

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up 0 recs

i'd have left farnsworth in

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT up 0 recs

i just love me some punto

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 5:51 PM CDT 0 recs

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by larry on Sep 6, 2008 5:54 PM CDT 0 recs

You got quiet rather quickly.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up 0 recs

tough to keep up with your pace of posting, ssh.

i don’t like to reuse material that much. causes me to have to think before i post and come up with something new or funny.

free brian anderson!

by larry on Sep 6, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up 0 recs

The question is not if

the Twins are going to come back and win—-but rather in what fashion? Morneau walk off, etc?

by stanchar on Sep 6, 2008 5:54 PM CDT 0 recs

save your magic for the white sox and not the tigers!

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up 0 recs

There is no intended "magic"

just a simple statement of the facts…..the Twins will win this game…that simple.

by stanchar on Sep 6, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up 0 recs

you're right

by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up 0 recs

Nice strikeout...

and I know that he Twins don’t have any other closer options with Zumaya on the D.L. but any reliever who walks this many guys is a terrible closer option.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 5:56 PM CDT 0 recs