Game #141: Gamethread #3
by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 8:41 PM CDT
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Proper use of Jenks in high-leverage situation. Check.
Runners on first and third, nobody out. Check.
White Sox Winner? Not yet.
Headed to the 11th, all tied up.
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i can breathe!!!!!!!
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just wait until the arsonist gets going.
stay low to the ground and use the back of your hand to check if there’s fire on the other side of the door.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have a rather low threshold for 'yelling' huh.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked like yelling to me
it sure wasn’t “i fucked up and was way off the base given the three infielders up my ass”
by IceColdFalstaff on Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice turn.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE DOOMED
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice DP by Fields there.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's the spirit.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice DP by Fields there.
but Fields still sucks on defense.
“god, you’re fucking stupid.”
— Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT
fixed
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is true.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think that his misleading era might
intimidate his opponents
by Jbasic89 on Sep 6, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sox Will Win
I have forseen it.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't show that to Swisher.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're not in Baltimore anymore
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did Mac's mechanics look this time around??
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no, he just owns an auto repair shop.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, he was talking about his band from the 80s
Meiklejohn and the Mechanics.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you, alexei, for hitting the ball too hard.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they had him played well too
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
toonders i got nothing on that photoshop thing
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
have only seen last inning+ on tv. this ump blows.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
walk off the field after grounder to second.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he can homer off Halladay, he can homer off anybody
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Foul ball over the third base dugout, check.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice bunt attempt on ball four, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ball three.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice bunt attempt at ball 3
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a big boy hit for jo..
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shitty baserunner aboard.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they said speed
not intelligence
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice hit up the middle
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
redemption, thy name is jerry.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Calling for Armageddon
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now steal 2B you worthless bum.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
c'mon, dude just got a legit hit.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any surprise that it was a grounder? Haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you of all people bitching about a hard hit ground ball up the middle?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so...
caught stealing or is fields going to bunt into a dp?
by Craig Grebeck on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no bunt with 1 out. you should know that, little hurt.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what Fields is for.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see a walkoff homer by Fields than bank on a SB from Jesse Owens.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
miracles never cease.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justify your existence, Jerry.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please throw the one fastball that Fields won't actually strike out on.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, why couldn't that have gotten away from him...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and i thought i wasn't gonna see any charlotte knights games this season.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG, so lucky.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
their middle infielders are great.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
angels just giving this to us
must capitalize
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, they are trying
but we keep giving it back
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it I got It I got it
oOps
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks chief
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sean Rodriguez could smell the wall.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ouchies.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this just feels wrong
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
one down, forty-nine to go.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, Jesse...
get up and run to 3B you buster.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At least pick up your 3rd base coach
instead of scanning the outfield
by 3E8 on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude got hit in the head with the ball and took a weird hope. settle.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't have mattered.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he did pick up his third base coach. watch his eyes, silly.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ball gets hit, look at the 3rd base coach.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to use your head
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is getting back at me for my "good speed, no brain" remark.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Charlotte vs. Salt Lake at U.S. Cellular Field.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
indeed. rodriguez is horseshit. no surpise he didn't make that play
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we pinch hit someone for Fields now that he has a 2-strike count?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
josh look out for the fastball down the middle
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DROPSTEPS!
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you watching this on Extra Innings, Jim?
by expatnyc on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, MLB.tv.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shitfuck
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Knew that was coming...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i figured he was at least going to take a late hack at strike three.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he did after he took the first step into the dugout
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
broken clock is right one in awhile, right mr. macdougal on to blow it?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fields with a 2-strike count is usually going to K swinging...
Surprised he K’d looking.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
twice a day
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit a fucking slappy single a la Jesse.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
suits his number....very pods-esque
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Sep 6, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oc had better get on after failing to take that curveball in the arm.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
must be scared of ya boss
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure you take the hbp there. we don't need another baserunner.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my run expectancy chart must be brokened.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The girls all say so.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't hit a flyball...
Hit a shitty single.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ up
He gonna pull some speshul AJ being AL stuff.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aj demands to be part of beating the angels.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'MON AJ.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Liner down the 1B line, plz.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-2.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Great inning.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i don't feel like you mean that.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This team is a joke at scoring runs in extras.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Amazing that they're 7-3.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beat me to it
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
which is why they're 7-3 in extras?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
About to be 7-4.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why are you so worked up? you called this a loss all week.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you aren't going to be pissed off about a loss in this game...
you are lying.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hilarious.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, you're projecting.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or we realize that these are grown men who operate independent of our control.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're gonna go nuts if the sox lose this game.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jim is notorious for punching walls
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean he's not a pedo
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, you mean to tell me that...
the hand i hold my beer in doesn’t reflect to on field performance?
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep it up. you're on fire, denard.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thankfully not nearly as bad as the teams they've faced in extras. with that 7-3 record and all.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could have looked as bad at the plate as A.J. there...
Swing at every shitty pitch.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I told them to not try to manufacture a run.
They never listen to me.
by ReservoirDog on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pray that MacDougal has another 1-2-3 and then someone hits a homer.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
flagged
religious content.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought macdougal already blowed the game.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he didn't have one last inning
HAHA FACTCHECKER FTW
by Craig Grebeck on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BLLLLLLLAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHH DADDGUMMMITT!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too late, you missed the game. We lost. The Twins also lost, but by losing, they actually won.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the power of Denard
Who laughs at Swisher’s contributions tonight.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He would laugh at them if he deemed them worthy of his attenton.
He exclusively devotes his thoughts to the greater things of this earth. Like Pedroia. Or Avilles.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2.5! hellz yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is trying harder to lose?
I think it’s been them so far but they just can’t seem to do it.
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"You're the best around"
“Nothing’s ever gonna bring you down!”
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thornton coming in...
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good job by macdougal and his mechanics
by The Scoper on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike and the Mechanics
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Miracle?
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Thornton, You BIG Stud
Take me to bed or …
fill in the blank.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
against the dumpster?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are a sick man
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You just like his butt
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
dont let my secrets out
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
varsity blues reference?
http://bills.sportsbloggingnetwork.com/
by norcaliangelsfan on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang, you guys are slow.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They better not lose this one...
because it will be the one of the most devastating loss of the season, considering the Twins lost already.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wouldn't it be more devastating if the twins actually gained a game?
you know, like has happened like 50 other times this season.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i heard bits and pieces of a speech someone gave recently. it was full of fire, but short of facts, devoid of logic, and included some flat misrepresentations.
and i finally remembered who that speech reminded me of.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just go pull the "Democrat" lever and leave us alone.
Flagged.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 6, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you know who i'm referring to? you heard it and thought the same thing?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you. We have the same birthday.
You have made your (transparent) position clear already. Sprinkle in the “misrepresentations” that larry mentioned and, voila!
Am I incorrect in my interpretation? I will recant if so.
Silly Toonder.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 6, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're right. at least i make a half-hearted attempt to veil my political references, unlike the other 7/11.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ABC's of me, baby.
(And I believe it is a quarter-heart effort. Worry not. You’ve got the National Enquirer on your side now – I just came from the grocery store and everyone’s favorite news source is bleating about SP’s affair, hiding the daughter’s pregnancy, et. al. Rejoice!)
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
by winningugly on Sep 7, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perpetual Devestation
I have that album.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Devastating!?
Hahhahah
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Most Devastating went to...
that rain-delayed Orioles game that finally ended?
The Twins are not good, please stop posting their score.
by defensive indifference on Sep 6, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he forgets results after 24 hours.
gotta live in the moment.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgets positive results after 24 hours
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda like Hawk and umpires
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hawk and ssh are a lot alike.
repeat themselves constantly, whine, splooges repeatedly, speak with a southern accent….
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twin envy...
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you mean they aren't out to get us?
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally...
i thought the biggest loss of the season was not asking MLB to change the waiver rules to allow for us to acquire Paul Byrd.
Or not trading John Shelby for Jarrod Washburn — as you advocated.
by Craig Grebeck on Sep 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, nice play by Konerko.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"it will be the one of the most devastating loss of the season"
Surely, you jest.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-out single for Anderson.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're a real treat for those watching with a 10-second delay.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go hug another statue. rofl. lolz.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat says:
show off your velo, kids!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please, someone hit a walkoff homer since that's the only way they will score.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
great picture.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
COME ON
We dont want Cheat to start another thread!
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jason Bulger?
They gotta score on this douchbag, right?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If we score on Jason Bulger
it will be the one of the cheapest, shittiest wins of the season.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all losses should be devastating. all wins should be crushing.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i thought scoring on rodriguez was impossible?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should forfeit right now.
A show of hands?
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bulger's gameday picture is hilarious.
he looks like the sox should just beat him up and take a run.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do the Sox miss so many cookies?
Hawk makes it sounds like Sox hitters miss a meatball every AB.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
juuuuuust
a bit outside
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
has anyone ever seen hawk and ssh in the same room together?
my guess is that they’re two halfs of the same person. or maybe ssh is just hawk’s doppleganger.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 cookies missed according to Hawk, haha.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pop-up on ball four.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Qookie monster?
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 7, 2008 4:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is just like the bw3 commercials, except the white sox are out to piss off ssh.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh Hawk...
time to retire.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawk is out of control now
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hawk? are we watching the same game?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STAY IN THE AIR
That one’s new.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i much prefer it to STRETCH.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hawk expanded his comment bag on Sept 1.
Go Sox!
by luzinski on Sep 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
homer plz.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's weird too cause Hawk had no reaction on Swisher's HR
until it was halfway up the center field stands
by 3E8 on Sep 6, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was eating a polish.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice inning.
Embarrassing.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you've got this on autopilot, don't you
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bulger's got some gas.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE BULGER DIE
oh sorry. Did I say that out loud?
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too laaaate
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAY ON TARGET
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great inning.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THEY HAVEN’T SCORED IN THREE INNINGS!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you, Vlad.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why not thank you thornton?
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He mad at u now
He pointin u out.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He says Bring It.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buh Bye
dreadlock boy
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
snap!
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vlad will end it here.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
even if he hit a homer, the game would not have been over.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, i think we'd still get to bat
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hunter beating us would hurt...
Please get this asshole out.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
too late again.
you really need to post more quickly.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't got the good hands
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
by U-God on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am so glad that torii hunter is not on the sox with his contract.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SSH has decided to take Jay Mariotti's place for resident bitch of the White Sox
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am trying to stanchar the Sox but it isn't working.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so maybe stop then, hmmmm?
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a fucking commie.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's my fault. i had someone cut off his cock-grabbing (commie) fingers.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He single handedly defeated teh Twinns earlier tonight.
Check the 1st gamethread.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you lie.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie needs to bring Nessie in to get the win.
John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."
by phanreign on Sep 6, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
now you're talking!
let’s get the win here, damnit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
by colintj on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather not see him load the bases with no outs.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strike this whore out and then score.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not fucking possible.
Jason Bulger is pitching.
Duh.
Pitching, defense and health.
by ballyb on Sep 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SCORE YOU ASSHOLES!!!
THIS SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN A WHITE SOX WINNER!!!
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THEY CAN'T READ THIS. THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME.
free brian anderson!
by larry on Sep 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game has really fucked up my bar drinking tonight.
not really sure what to do anymore.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure what to do. Don't know what's happening. MM is in turmoil this evening.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know what's happening.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drink beer
but i guess it takes all sorts
Sox fan from England, marching on together
by hoodlight on Sep 6, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa, don't steal my identity. i was just saying.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
by MarketMaker on Sep 6, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Griffey walkoff would be sweet but he seems to have lost all of his power since coming to the Sox.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs