Game #141: Gamethread #4
by The Cheat on Sep 6, 2008 9:42 PM CDT
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PrintI hope AJ didn't break his skull when he hit himself in the head out of frustration. This is getting old. 15th inning, blah blah blah tied.
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Griffey gave the illusion of motion there.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions
WTF? I go to see another 13 year old Jewish boy become a man tonight
and we are still playing? And Ramirez is in?
Go help us.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Did you notice that someone referred to YOU as "old man", POS, theother day?
You’re on your way, dude.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
iawtc.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Except you.
Which we are all grateful for.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Nice Jew post.
They all looked like that tonight, except in suits.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
why do you keep taking 13 year old jewish boys' virginity?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Wu
I watched 4 innings, then watched The Night of the Hunter, switched back and have seen another 6 innings
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
UG, thanks for holding it down until the old men could close it out.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Going from a lefty like Thornton to a lefty like Ramirez really sucks.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
hey everybody,
i just got done watching Shogun and i see the sox game is still going. what is happening?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
sox didn't score any runs off lackey or rodriguez, have scored all 6 on home runs, and macdougal blew the game.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
And the Twins won. 6 games. Tonight.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
he covers a lot of ground, has a cannon, robs homers, and has his own strikezone
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
idk
I saw Robert Mitchum terrorize some kids and when I came back it was 6-6 and never-ending
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
night of the hunter?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that plus the anime eyes would have been a tough combo
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
that movie is really freaky
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
yeah, i thought it was pretty badass except the ending went on too long
"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."
Ramirez got Teixeira to 0-2 as well...
He’s gonna nibble until he walks him as well.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
right again!
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
how'd they get an out off a walk?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Honest question
Do you like anybody who takes the mound in any inning except the first?
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
you said it was a good size!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
if the karma of an mlb gameday head shot has any say in this
vlad vs. water mensch is a terrible matchup
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
in game poll:
if you are listening to something, what is it? if you aren’t, what do you wish you were listening to?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Hawk and DJ
And I can tell you what I wish I weren’t listening to.
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
"and that's a white sox winnah!"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
tribe called quest
low end theory
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Could you be any more white?
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 7, 2008 1:25 AM CDT up reply actions
i could be listening to snoop dogg.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Were those two comments about the same thing?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
what we're looking for:
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
from his nose to his -- oh wait, missed that one there
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
The ineptitude
of these two 1st place teams is hard to believe.
Pitching, defense and health.
not you too.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I dont see it as that
I see it as a double-dog-dare-you battle to the death between the bullpens.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
ssh, fuck you for all of your this game is over bullshit.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
hah
ssh = fuck you <^>
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
by Where Triples Go to Die on Sep 7, 2008 4:04 AM CDT up reply actions
i told you guys they couldn't score otherwise.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
That chase might have been my favorite thing in the history of all things ever.
by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 6, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
better than face tattoos?
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Un----Clutch.
Shoulda been on the concourse.
Pitching, defense and health.
Is that Tipper Gore?
An unconvienent truth.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
somebody's gettin pied
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
holy fucksticks batman
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
on stubhub
looking for twins tickets
by Illini0509 on Sep 6, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
It was a great inning...
Game should have been over long ago though.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
2.5 motherfuckers
helllllsss yes.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I am Thome envious.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i doubt he bangs her with his cup on.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
It's a marital aide
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
It was a promotion, turn the clock forward night, uniforms from the future
oh… you’re not talking about the logo
AIM: SouthSideCheat
he actually hit that homer with his cock
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKING SHITJIMTHOME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
THAT is what's called
“sittin’ on a fastball.”
Pitching, defense and health.
Big, big, big clutch win.
Coming back in the 9th (and all the previous times) and the bullpen with such a strong outing.
Very nice!!!
Pitching, defense and health.
Twas a great game.
Had everything.
Pitching, defense and health.
I had so much fun.
Watched it on my front porch, while the sun set upon the Cascades, with a bottle of red wine.
I was giggling the whole way through.
Awesome game.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
"bottle of red wine"
that was the limit of it, i’m sure
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
are you confused by the wine coming in a bottle? not everyone drinks franzia, col.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions
heeeeey get on the franzia traaaain
let’s take the tour de franziaaaa
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
like i'm that unclassy.
give me some credit.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i know. you're boone's through and through.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
dick.
fuller’s esb.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
get a job. rofl. sox suck.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
you're just looking for a fight, aintcha
i’ll track your ass down in SF
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
i kid.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
dick?
what about thome?
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
copious lube required!
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
He is white, you know. We whiteys like our boxes of wine. Some, like Colin here, don't know other packaging even exists. It's tragic.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
this is beyond untrue.
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
boxed wine lasts forever since it can't oxidize.
that also means it can’t age, though, so putting say, Château Lafite-Rothschild in a box would be a waste of perfectly amazing wine.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 6, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't know what you could possibly be talking about, colintj.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
it's okay, they do that here too
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
Like Fatty Arbuckle's girl could.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I probably drank half. Just because I have to be up early again for the second day of my boat races. 500 m tomorrow. Gotta be sharp.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions
boat races?!
wtf is wrong with you?
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I'm on a dragon boat racing team.
You never listen to me anymore, Colin.
School comes first, or whatever.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
i don't even know what that means
nothing gets ‘em wetter than infrequent postings on the city’s second favorite team
I don't expect anyone to, but youtube is always there if you want her.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
now we get to hear the second part of wu's wisdom.
part 1: “i always knew you two would end up together.”
part 2: “i always knew after you two got together, it would end in disaster.”
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
part 2a: "and here's the name of a good attorney."
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Correct.
From one who knows.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
but otherwise, yes, I could probably stretch a bottle over a lonnng evening.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions
weak. your dad's shame is what's keeping him away, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't think it was my fault........
(sobbing)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions
About to be 7-4.
“god, you’re fucking stupid.”
— Larry
by SSH2005 on Sep 6, 2008 10:02 PM EDT
Chip, chip, chip, chip.
Sox Machine
but the sox should have won the game so long ago
like in the 6th inning when they had a 12% win expectancy.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Sox Will Win I have forseen it.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
by eastbaysd on Sep 6, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
an you guys gave me shiet.
Chicks Dig the Bullpen.
china grove?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Cheat the Hangman, bro.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
that
ain’ the kinda doobie that clown meant
by Air Raid Siren Stan on Sep 6, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
this one?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Wow, a nice win brings everyone out of the closet.
You POS, stan.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
please leave my sexual preferences outta this, ug
but thanks for noticing
by Air Raid Siren Stan on Sep 6, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions
there was a specific time? we were supposed to wait?
nobody tells me anything
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Sep 6, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions
de la does. three.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i was glad someone was around to answer that promptly.
good work.
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Stop it. Not yet.
Down to 188 innings.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
a little presumptuous, isn't that?
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
21 games, 9 innings/game.
Inning at a time.
Or do you mean that some might be extra innings? Can’t disgree with that.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
yes. that's what i meant. and the sox will win at least one more game at home. book it.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions
20.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
thank you.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
i meant to take strike three. :-(
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
i hadn't refresed the standings page since the game ended. mega fial.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Trust your fucking elders.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
and i'm no lawyer. at least not for mcle or math purposes.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
especially when you're poking yourself in the eye over and over until you hurt yourself.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
they can have any or all of the sox who batted in the 10th-14th innings and failed.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
AMC "Dirty Harry" week a coincidence?
Come up with your owns stuff, you plagerizer, you.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
tommorrow's lineup
ba, cf; wise, rf; bourgeois; lf; hall, c; fields 3b, getz 2b, uribe, ss; baines, dh; gload, 1b
free brian anderson!
WHO
coined GENERAL Soreness?
Could be the cutest-of-the-year.
Pitching, defense and health.
i think it was jim.
but it may have been me. pretty sure it was jim, though. came from mark gonzalez’ description of why he didn’t play in a game.
free brian anderson!
Every time I see it or think of it,
I laugh hilariously.
Pitching, defense and health.
Surely not you. We would've seen it.
SoxMachine (T-shirt I am presently wearing proudly) has much to read, but no sponsorship. Easy to nick information/ideas without anyone watching.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
LOL. Nice, Paulie.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I don't remember who said it first, but I do remember a Toonder quote..or maybe it was AEG...but I think it was Toonder.....
when Q was benched with his forearm soreness (I think it was Q), he commented, “General Soreness laughs at Q’s highly-specific soreness.”
I could have the sore player all wrong, but you get the idea. It was rich.
This nickname is, by far, my favorite.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Found it. Damn, I knew Toonder wasn't this funny.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
That link also provides another vote for Jim, as the inventor.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 6, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Only up close.
Jim/Paulie is indespensible – creative, funny, and inexpensive.
HSA, take note. “Inexpensive” is imperative.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
noted, thank you.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 7, 2008 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions
i would have guessed TAEG
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.
Yeah, where is he tonight?
As bad as a personal injury attorney – sure, he’s all creative when Q gets hurt, but where the eff is he now?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
might as well be. not going to score any off saunders anyway.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions
i can't believe ssh isn't around to gloat about how he called a home run...
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
As soon as a win's in sight,
it’s “exit, stage left.”
Pitching, defense and health.
i will really be pulling for early sox blowouts.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions
No kidding, Gen'l Obvious.
Win. Win.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
i just hadn't realized the add'l benefit to the blowout.
"maybe we could stop and pick up some tabasco?"
by Toonderstrook on Sep 6, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Few and far between,
that’s for sure.
Pitching, defense and health.
I did say that the only way the Sox win is on a walkoff...
because they all seem to go into homer-mode in extras.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
FoxSports hates White Sox (from tonight's site):
Angels outlast ChiSox in 15
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Wouldn't be the first time Fox screwed up the truth
(too easy)
"I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I’m gonna kick some butt, gonna drive a big truck. I’m gonna rule this world. I’m gonna kick some ass. I’m gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass. Rock, flag, and eagle!"
by Ozzie Montana on Sep 7, 2008 1:28 AM CDT up reply actions
Winnah!
and oh that Thome with his 10th inning this-is-too-easy-and-im-humble-so-i-dont-want-anyone-to-think-i-think-im-clutch-so-ill-make-them-wait-5-innings-but-dont-worry-ill-make-it-spectacular. such a gentleman.
let me tell you about this awesome game first hand
I was at the game, what a snoozer from innings 10-14. Griffey should have been lifted for BA, yes BA, in the 8th inning. Thank god Boooooooooooone logan was not allowed to screw this game up. JO looked lost. AJ saved a double play with terrible base running. AND some special someone told Thome to “TAKE THAT BAT OFF YOUR SHOULDER ALREADY!!!” next pitch 2.5 up.
"term: pussy, user: larry, count: 11
term: pussy, user: all, count: 83" - wiz
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