Game #143: WhiteSox (80-62) vs. Blue Jays (76-66)
by The Cheat on Sep 9, 2008 12:00 PM CDT
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Wow, from my thoughts to your keyboard.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Now we have simpatico, sir.
Retards and pompous asses alike. We all want to win.
;)
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
comcastsportsnet
my uncle does the stupidest and most chaotic things, how slow YOU must be. I say FUCK everybody who doesn't like what I say, You Can Kiss My Mixed ASS- Kalinda
by pierzynskirules on Sep 9, 2008 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's bring home a winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO SOX!
(or two)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
I don't know which is worse - for me to be envisioned as a gothic freak or a cheerleader.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
more please.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
at least you're hot in both...
so you’ve got that going for you
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Indeed.
Just not the type of “hots” I subscribe to.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions
This gamethread is off to a smashing start!
Glad I ditched class for this!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Way to go, Hazy.
haha. Gettin’ the lardy out of the way before the game starts and it’s all baseball from there….
At first I thought you meant “ditched class” as in “I’ve thrown classiness out the window,” which was also humorous.
I wish I could ditch work for the game. Instead, I’ll just get paid to watch it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Spanish and Intro to Telecommunications just didn't seem as much fun as browsing Google Images today...
Have to get to class at 4 though, Grammar and Usage won’t be denied.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
what's got four wings and flies around?
two dead Blue jays
regards
Sox fan from England, marching on together
Use your fucking imagination!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions
mcdonald looked awful on his 2 swings
and i thought the 3-2 pitch to him was a strike.
brian anderson would've caught that...
Javy's needs to throw a shutout
and then hope the offense can get to the Jays pen in the 12th
AIM: SouthSideCheat
The number of posts here is proportionate to the number of fans in the seats today
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Having to watch on Gameday....
Did we at least outdraw a Marlins game?
It has to be really hard to hit Alexei.
There’s like nothing there.
Why so serious?
and probably doesn't have to be as hard to hurt the missile.
"i'd like to think of me returning when i can to the greatest little boozer and to sally maclennane."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully the Missile won't get knocked off course
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 9, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Cuban steel ain't so tough.
"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I don't trust any product made in a communist country.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 9, 2008 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Chelexei can be trusted!!!
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I'm worried that he's gonna drop off as the weather changes
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
1906 - Hitless Wonders
We did OK that year.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
How wide was that opening, Hazy?
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
I am setting them up on a tee for you guys today.
May as well. Getting hammered again today.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Financial markets are not kind to the "smart money" these days.
All about the trade.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Hung it out to dry WU
All I did was close my eyes and swing.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Well, he is only hitting .240-ish.
Futility expected 3/4+ of the time. Easy prediction.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Doesn't matter who is batting...
Throw shit in the dirt and they will apparently chase. This team’s collective asshole puckers up with runners on base.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
so what you're saying is he DOESN'T get a hit 76% of the time?
Suddenly, baseball makes that much more sense!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
oc brutal
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Great inning of not even advancing a runner with no outs and runners on 1B and 2B.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
well that was a productive inning
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
now now now
remember change is beautiful
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 9, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions
that took care of that!
(I think I’m delayed between mlb.tv and a shitty pc)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I did! I imagined a DP! seriously did!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Well if you can't tell, just going balls-out is the best approach.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions
yes and yes
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
and no, don't die.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that a frowning wink?
I don’t think that has a real life practical application.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Those were some pathetic swings by Griffey...
Almost time to hang em up.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
wait, i forgot, change is beautiful...
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 9, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't think a DP can get us out of this particular one.
damn you, change!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah, but i kind of recanted see above
but its actually the content of your reply (not the reply itself) is what’s predictable, you were going to say it no matter what, no matter who said it first…
by onlysoxfaninboston on Sep 9, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I just did a quick-scroll of the thread thus far....
and every. single. comment made by SSH is negative.
Why even bother watching if you hate the team so goddam much?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
there is a fine line between love and hate
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 9, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Perhaps. I guess the rest of us are just better at articulating where our line starts and ends.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Quoting Cobain
“I miss the comfort in being sad”
Some people just gotta mope.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
So those two runners on base with no outs which equaled zero runs didn't piss you off?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
No, I get annoyed too. But it happens. No team capitalizes on every opportunity, every game. So I don't feel the need to bring it up every single time something doesn't work out. Especially stranding br's. We are good at that!
And that’s not the only issue you’ve been sour about…..
it’s every single comment in this thread so far.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would it piss you off?
I wish they had scored but something like that would never piss me off. I got my car hit and had to pay 3 grand in damages last month. That pissed me off. This is baseball. The best teams lose at least 60 times. The best hitters get out 60% of their at bats.
by BoxingHideout on Sep 9, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, note I said "annoyed" in my response. It can annoy. But rarely pisses me off....situation must be extreme for me to get pissed at the baseball game.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
(I replied to you because I agree with your response, btw, so there is no confusion)
I am just clarifying that I made the distinction in my original reply to SSH that “pissed” is not my approach.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously though
Where’s Larry with the dead horse pictures?
This is just how SSH is. I guess we either embrace it or ignore it.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I know, and I have mostly agreed to ignore him and go about my merry way. I just happened to notice that every single comment in this thread was similar - not even one is just discussing something objectively.
But at what point does his activity become trolling?
And why do we let him roam when other sites would have banned him long ago?
(this may be a question for Cheat, in particular).
Don’t get me wrong, I am all about the environment of letting people talk openly about a common interest. The only reason I think SSH isn’t banned yet, is because he is informed on the topic of baseball and provides links here and there. If he wasn’t participating in that way, his trolling would not be tolerated, imo.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I fear those one-out walks!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
here's what pisses me off..
…the bitch that slammed on her brakes in an intersection on Venice Blvd. last week who was on a cell phone. 4 grand to my Benz.
did you get her number
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
I was pissed off to the point of infuriated....
driving home yesterday, watched two cars recklessly weaving through rush hour traffic on I-5. When they got into the middle lane, I asked myself where they were going to go next, since the traffic was dense (but moving) in the left lane.
The cars didn’t seem to mind – they cut off the left lane driver going at least 80-85 mph. The car they cut off swerved to avoid being hit, and wound up slammed into the concrete wall.
The reckless cars drove off, while this other guy’s car is demolished – just for being in the wrong lane at the “right” time.
Shit like that pisses me off. We can drive perfectly and aware our entire lives, and end up getting killed or paralyzed or in a lifetime of debt because of assholes like this. INFURIATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Paris Hilton?
Good of you to bring up the Benz. Less empathy now.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
In other news...
The Reds DFA’ed former closer Todd Coffey and called up two ex-White Sox players — Danny Richar and Jon Adkins.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
thats kind of positive.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
You know...
This might be the slowest no hitter/ 0-0 tie I’ve ever seen.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
No hit through 5 innings...
Burnett entered this game with a 4.47 ERA so he must give up runs, right?
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
None to the Twins?
I think they are responsible for at least 4 of the 4.47.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
About one every two innings, on average.
But maybe no hits? Lots of walks, HBP’s. But no hits.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
All against the Twins.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
As American as apple pie and gun violence!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
'Cuz Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more than I miss you.......
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions
"Remember...
There is no ‘i’ in ‘Team America’"
“Yes there is…”
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMFG!!!!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
And this ballgame is ova...
Nice job on two outs with two strikes.
The typical Hobby 6th inning strikes again.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
MOOOOARRR STANCHAR!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions
The mental aspect of this cannot be overlooked.
It becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy for him.
Actually, it was probably Justn Morneau and his telekinetic abilities. That guy is so good.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
That was the longest at-bat after 2 strikes that I have ever endured.
At least the ball stayed in the park though – could be a 3-0 game right now…by inches.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
would it be bad form
to go over to bluebird banter and start posting about burnett’s no hitter?
brian anderson would've caught that...
good question - I am just unsure if the jinx would work if it's another team's fans making mention....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Your negativity made him hold up at first.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 9, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Should have either been an out or a double.
Cabrera must not have assumed it was an out and not been hustling to first base.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
I think its a little game he plays
there is no way he is such an asshole.
Uribe whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of footprints, It was then that I carried you."
What a fun game!
Let’s Make Everyone Think I’m a Giant Asshole!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
You know, I am very pleased with my latest sig - I cannot forsee changing it. I like that it starts with elipses, so it's always like a continuation of whatever I have just posted.
I am greatly amused. Thank you, MM.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Not to make a habit of defending SSH or anything, but
are you saying that, with the amount of time it took for the outfielder to get to that ball that it shouldn’t have been a double? SSh may be an asshole, but that was a legit question.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
There's still a game on?
I turned it off at 12:50 when you said it was ova.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions
They haven't yet gotten SSH's email that the game is over
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
I would have liked Konerko up with the bases loaded and no outs more.
"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry
For those scoring at home
Sox first hit = SSH angry — should have been a double
Sox first run = SSH angry — shouldn’t have swung at that
AIM: SouthSideCheat
you should have been more specific. He thought you meant in a glove.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
you're telling me you're not ready to jump off a bridge because the white sox only scored one run with 2nd and 3rd one out? if so, you're not a real fan or you're lying.
"i'd like to think of me returning when i can to the greatest little boozer and to sally maclennane."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions
There are 162 games...
you are bound to see things you don’t like often. Go watch football.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Sep 9, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions
ssh's favorite movie character...
"i'd like to think of me returning when i can to the greatest little boozer and to sally maclennane."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
no. blade stopped slaying vampires and started slaying rolling curveballs.
"i'd like to think of me returning when i can to the greatest little boozer and to sally maclennane."
by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we work his character from Demolition Man into this as well?
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
No, he's in jail for tax avoidance.
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by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT
Why can't I be both?
I’m a liar AND I’m not a real fan!
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Agreed!
I noticed the inflection in his voice was a bit more enthusiastic that deserved.
Lisa needs braces ... DENTAL PLAN
fucksticks
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
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