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Ozzie the Moron Strikes Again!

Ozzie is an IDIOT!  He has to be at the bottom 5 of mlb managers.  He either leaves his pitchers in too long or he can't get runs.  Today against the Jays, men on first and second with no outs and he doesn't even attempt to bunt them over.  He sucks my ass!  All he does is blame players, yet he makes every wrong decision that can be made.  He leaves McDick in too long without bringing in Jenkin to clean up, and then won't move runners over.  And Swisher is satruck out looking!  Hell, these guys probbly hate playing for this moron.  You have to!  He does everything to lose.  Like I said, in the bottom five of managers in mlb.

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nomination for worst fanpost ever.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(Q!)geois

by larry on Sep 9, 2008 4:37 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

motion carried.

next on the agenda: how long before jammer the moron strikes again?

"i'd like to think of me returning when i can to the greatest little boozer and to sally maclennane."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought he did attempt to bunt them over?

what the fuck are you on about?

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 9, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Who is Jenkin?

I used to call Colin Jenkins in high school, and he’s in my cell as Jenkins. Problem is, Colin doesn’t play for the Sox. Pretty good high school pitcher but not exactly MLB quality. So, in conclusion, this fanpost blows donkey balls.

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 9, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe he is high on "jenkem"
Jenkem is an alleged hallucinogenic recreational drug composed of noxious gas formed from fermented human feces.

by scott b on Sep 9, 2008 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

And Swisher is satruck out looking!

and the award for erudite sentence construction goes to….

Sox fan from England, marching on together

by hoodlight on Sep 9, 2008 4:54 PM CDT reply actions  

jammer is the screen name ssh uses when he really wants to say what he means.

"i'd like to think of me returning when i can to the greatest little boozer and to sally maclennane."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

in awe of this

"Deserve's got nothin to do with it."

by U-God on Sep 9, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Some type'os

You guys get my drift. Jenks comes in and there is not a third run. Push those 2 guys over at 2-1, and maybe Swisher and the boys actually hit them in and you win the game. That is a far cry from a 3-1 lose. You guys are just homers that can’t see that Gullien got his job as a promo when the Sox really sucked. He has blown at least 10 games this season, and that is why they had the slump they had. But when they figured out that he had his head so far up managements ass that all of them couldn’t pull it out, they decided what the hell lets just live with his IDIOT! He is nothing more than a blow hard. He blew todays game. He took his team right out of it. It is borderline “Pete Rose” suspect!

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Homers?

This site is full of a lot of things, homers is not one of them.

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Sep 9, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

although we do have quite a few dongs

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Sep 9, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

something new

the white sox are down 1-0 in the 2nd. Will have to come from behind. Now there is somethig different. NOT! They just do not get after it do they? Like they just don’t care. Can anyone lose a double header in the middle of a pennant race, at home, against a non-playoff team. Why? LACK OF MANGERIAL EXPERTISE AND MOTIVATION! They just do not care if they win or lose for him or the fans. This crew has WON already. Need new blood. OZZIE MUST GO!!!!!!!

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I love blow hards, IIRC.

But Homers have no place in this administration.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 9, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Well this blow hard is watching.......

the Sox blow another one. This 5th inning is starting to go the way of the broken record player. But i am sure OZZIE will get the ship right. Anyone actually watching the game? Or just calling me names? Lucky if this bunt doen’t turn into a base hit. These announcers are the homers!

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

This is getting really bad now

I guess when you do not care eough to stay in shape, fielding a ground ball can be difficult. Even deady in Konerko’s case. Fly balls are hard to catch in Chicago also. 4 runs in 1 inning in the middle of a major pennant race, after losing the front end of a double header. 7 hits and 5 runs for Toronto, 6 hits and only 2 runs for OZZIE’s losers. This pitiful.

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions  

0-7 right around the corner!

Winlessagainst Torontothisseason. AJdoesn’teven bother toblockthenallanymore.Justthrowsa backhand atitandletsitgoby.Give’em second.Its on AJ!

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Now thats FUNNY!

Whether it is directed at me or not, at least someone has an opion that reflects how OZZIE is getting this team ready to take the pennant!

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

AND OZZIE JUST LEAVES HIM IN!

Because he is pissed that they are playing so poorly, he wants his team to get demolished at this point. This is hwere he takes them right out of it. IF THEY WERE EVER IN IT!

by jammer on Sep 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

"the most important thing to remember about drunks is that drunks are far more intelligent than non-drunks. they spend a lot of time talking in pubs, unlike workaholics who concentrate on their careers and ambitions, who never develop their higher spiritual values, who never explore the insides of their head like a drunk does."

by Toonderstrook on Sep 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yowza.

Who the hell rec’d this?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

sox113, I believe, was the proverbial shooting star. 1-2 days, tops, and

MM was forever in love.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 10, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

i had to look it up, but the guy you're thinking about is chisox11.

and his star shone so brightly that we were all not worthy to witness it for any length of time.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of chisox11, as larry claims that he is retiring from his alleged minor league fanposting i couldn't help but stumble onto this entertaining and yet prophetic comment for our hero:

Minor Leagues

Thanks for the update on the Minor Leagues, LARE !
WGAS?

by chisox11 on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Thanks for clarifying genius.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 10, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just to be transparent

the irono-rec’ers who collectively decided that this should be at the top of the sidebar for up to two weeks are: Larry, SSH2005, and WTGTD/SoB.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Sep 10, 2008 3:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought Rec's were supposed to be anonymous?

This is bullshit.

"god, you’re fucking stupid."
-- Larry

by SSH2005 on Sep 10, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Outed!

The 3 Amigos. I knew it.

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 10, 2008 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is this, china?

we are a shaming community on SSS.

to SSH: people can see in when they click on your profile and look at recent activity what you recommend.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 10, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

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by The Actual El Guapo on Sep 10, 2008 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

Bad company, larry.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think it's fine company.

and the only concern me and my corporate raider friends have in the site’s value is to see it bottom out and scoop it up for pennies on the dollar.

fight like a cat: paws up. - ozzie

by larry on Sep 10, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well I wasn't asking because I actually cared, don't get me wrong...

and iirc, before it left the right column (today?), there were plenty of comments on that thing.

I don’t see YOU showing up in my very first fanpost ever (you can find that in the Recommended Fanposts, by the way), which only has 8 comments (half of which are ME!).

So quit your fucking whining. Nobody loves anybody around here.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Sep 10, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

everybody loves marketmaker.

and furby, too.

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

could it end any other way?

You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

by MarketMaker on Sep 10, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

I read your shit

and document it all. I have a file on you, you lunatic.

And the site’s already pennies on the euro. What the eff are you waiting for?

"I suck... the Sox don’t." reply actions 25 recs
by SSH2005 on Aug 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT

by winningugly on Sep 10, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

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