MLB Network Launch Open Thread
by colintj on Jan 1, 2009 5:04 PM CST
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PrintI don't have this damn channel, but I also cater to the hoi when I can. So here you go. While I'm here, I don't suppose any of you can have Brent Musberger permanently silenced can you? No? Damnit.
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A MLB TV thread!!!!!
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
Wow - going through the schedule
First 2 games – first Yankees - after 500 repeats of it - BoSox… focussing on the broad spectrum of baseball history
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
yeah i was looking at that too.
they have this years World Series, but Boston and NYY are dominant. Sucks.
Im looking forward to the Rickey Henderson doc they hyped but couldnt find it on the upcoming schedule.
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
Not even gonna tell me what channel it is, Colin?
I’m supposed to scroll through 500 channels and find it myself??
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 5:20 PM CST reply actions
Not even in HD!
*spits
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 5:23 PM CST up reply actions
Yea - what was with all the HD claims... probably only on Direct TV
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
Off topic...
is “This is England” the movie that was recommended a while back by our English friend? I ask because it’s going to be on Sundance for the next couple weeks, in case anybody cares.
And I thought you were going to say "Arthur"
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
I thought it was "Zulu".
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
It's not that bad
I’d give it a watch if I were you.
So was Viagra the first non-MLB comercial?
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
Budweiser
best hops in the world from Utah or some shit like that
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
colin, you could've migrated my FanPost, douchebag.
But I am in heaven anyway. I hope when I shuffle off the Mortal Coil I am in front of Channel 100, watching the 2005 Series on MLBT
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
whatever shitballs
you’re lucky to get a front page thread at all.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Arrogant bastard, ain'tcha?
Oh, that’s right – you are graduating (allegedly) from UM – typical misplaced hubris, as your “hoi” comments belie your true self. Get a job that pays a decent wage and then come talk to me about how “lucky” we all are that you are “allowing” us access.
Attica! Attica! Attica!!!!
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
PS Much respect.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
don't worry, i'm not even alleging it anymore
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
holy fuck.
a baseball
encyclopediacomes with a razor? wow. things were really better when WU was in his 30s.
LOL.
Before players made any jack at baseball they had to have that “supplemental income” that Big Ern talks about in “Kingpin”. As dumb as most athletes were (esp. baseball players, hicks that they were) all they could handle were razor blade commercials. I love this.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
larry, how did I know you'd be glued to this?
There is a place for you in Heaven – but you will probably have to wait in line (the attorney thing and all).
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
probably because if you search for "white hot baseball porn"
you will find me talking about this very broadcast two months ago?
the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window...
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
It just feels faster because on FOX
all WS games are contractually obligated to last 4 hours
AIM: SouthSideCheat
the commercials might be the best part
although the chopped off heads of the guys when they step in to the batters box is pretty sweet too.
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
Bob Costas has a boner taking about this for pay.
I want his job. I want to work for this network, goddamn it. I want to be buried in it. And I have no idea who these chicks are who are anchors but I want to sleep with them.
And Dan Pleasc, too.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
i love my wife
she just walked in the room, “Oh God, people are blogging about this?”
yet seconds later she sings the jingle, “how are you fixed for blades.” and admits its pretty catchy.
keeper.
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
shadows and no canvas? this is bullshit. i’ve lost all respect for this perfect game. fucking de la rosa could have thrown a perfect game in these conditions.
considerable mark up, and you dont even get the razor
$50 on ebay
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
damn. this is a hard-hitting interview.
get this shit off the tv. i’m trying to watch the goddamn world series game here. focus on the game. christ.
Carl Hubbell looks thrilled to be on TV discussing his HOF induction.
Yo guys don’t remember when it was not everyone’s goal to be on TV. Folks were actually uncomfortably sincere in front of the camera. Ah, the innocence of new technology.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
we also dont remember
when we had to put our feet down through the floor to stop our cars.
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
79 cents a can for shaving cream
and 52 years later I got it for 89 cents on sale at Walgreens
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
Does every motherfucker step in the bucket?
They all look as if they are bailing out.
Also, I forgot “The Barber” Maglie was pitching for the Dodgers. Gives up Thompson’s “Shot Heard ’Round the World” 2 years earlier, then loses to a perfect game with a different team. Tough.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I'm an idiot.
Ralph Branca gave up the ’54 homer. Maglie was with the Giants then.
Fuckstick. Can’t keep my Dagos straight (keeping in the spirit of the ’50’s).
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I knew it - you kids are weak.
Flame out by 8 PM EST. 2 hours of broadcast. Weak.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
sorry. for some reason i felt compelled to run out and get some gillette shaving cream.
by larry on Jan 1, 2009 7:07 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you noticed the black guy (Newk) gets the toughest blade?
OK, I am totally serious now. I have just had a major epiphany and may have come closer to discovering my True Purpose in life. My parents were married 10/6/56. This game was played 10/8/56. My mother was a virgin when my folks married, so their honeymoon was the first time Dad got any action from Mom. I was born 9 months and 5 days after their wedding.
I was probably conceived during this game. I shit you not. I’m not sure what this means but is sure is raising the hair on the back of my neck. I got to call the folks tomorrow.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
if you were conceived during this game
it probably means your dad is really a fag.
by larry on Jan 1, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 1, 2009 7:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
It's "OPOS".
Didn’t you get the handbook?
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
I already got in a fight with the wife over this network.
The inlaws invited us over for dinner…. naturally… I said I am watching the 56 world series…. she was like “whatever I am going” took the kid and left me here.
MLBNetwork…. ruining marriages all over the world.
Kenwo4life=ratings
DV-...
R.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 7:29 PM CST up reply actions
and be that loser who doesn't watch it live?
by larry on Jan 1, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
UR GAY
Not the first night. Not the first replay ever of the only WS perfect game. Not because your wife says so.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I'm gay?
How long til you or Ken get laid after tonight?
That was retorical…I don’t want to think about it anymore.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions
"Have to".
Torturous, KW. Like Iraq.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
KenWo's wife?
Or WU’s?
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions
Mine is over 40 and Jewish.
That ship has sailed.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Shiiiit.
I’m the one talking about how MLB Network might effect me getting laid, not how it might effect my marriage. Not sure how that makes me the one who’s wearin’ a “skirt”.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
my wife is blowing me as i type this and watch the game.
so far, the effect mlbn has had on me getting laid is positive. usual sample size caveat, of course.
While typing. And lasting 1 1/2 hours.
Yeah, OK. She’s mail-order, though, so that doesn’t count.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
sounds like she could use lessons
otoh, i thought they came standard with removable dentures, no?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
No "blow job", but "fellatio".
Important disctinction. Married > 1 year = fellatio. Dating or maried <1 year = blow job.
Chris Rock explains the difference.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
can we get mantle?
He popped that homer… made a beautiful running catch….. eh we don’t need him. we got jerry owens
Kenwo4life=ratings
Jerry's got a great liver, though.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
"Q is short, fast, strong....
…smooth, cool,powerful, and sweet."
by Sox Machine on Jul 1, 2008 6:41 PM PDT
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
I was looking for good old threads and came across it. A fine Q moment, frozen in time.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 1, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions
Oh man...
they were speculating on where Manny might end up. Groundbreaking!
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 7:40 PM CST up reply actions
Point taken, though - how do they plan to keep up with the Internet?
Do they have ESPN-type sources? They may need to grow into their 24 hour reporting, just as ESPN had to.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
it was okay.
didn’t really get into much news. i liked the stuff they did with remembering clemente and the jackie robinson stealing home analysis was interesting.
Speaking of Jackie -
there’s another guy who went from 2B to 3B later in his career (and also played 1B).
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
enos slaughter is a hall of famer
and harold baines can’t get 6 percent of the vote? cmon now look at harolds stats compared to his. hopefully harold stays on the ballot again
Kenwo4life=ratings
Was a helluva player with the Cards.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I mean, his name was "Enos."
And his nickname was “Country.”
If he’s not open-minded, then who is?
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Sox Machine
I believe it is well documented.
It was fairly common then, UG. The color barried had been broken only 9 years earlier, you know. That Jackie guy at 3rd for the Dodgers.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
yeah.
i mean, you’re still a racist at heart, too, since you grew up in that era. you don’t say it out loud but you say things like you would have no objection to managing black players, so long as they produced and played hard. but we all know how those players play. wink wink. cough bj upton cough.
Lazy.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Vin Scully is still calling Dodger games 53 years later.
awesome. I wonder if Hawk will be calling games in 2030
Kenwo4life=ratings
As long as If-Then statements are still valid.
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Sox Machine
Talking about Yaz' great-grandson.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Not talking about scrotum here, larry.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
don't these studio guys know that you don't talk about a no hitter while it's going on?
shut the fuck up already.
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 LARESEN DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow...
you predicted it by a few minutes!
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 8:29 PM CST up reply actions
I am offically in love all over again. In order of importance:
1. Birth of daughter.
(Close)2. Sox 2005 WS win.
3. Launch of mlbtv.
4. First voluntary sex.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I allowed space for poetic license.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Yeah...
I can’t wait to watch Ken Burns’ Baseball again. Actually, there’s a lot I missed the first time.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions
He did it!!!
PERFECT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 9:14 PM CST reply actions
After watching the first few minutes of this manny debate
if the sox trade JD….I want manny instead of Abreu. We could put him back together with Thome…… Hell lets reform that Indians team and sign Kenny Lofton- he’s still better than Owens……. Sandy Alomar is a phone call away from back up catcher…… I’m all for it!
Kenwo4life=ratings
I'm sure Albert Belle's not busy.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 9:19 PM CST up reply actions
I wore my baseball shoes and my favorite Sox hat today in honor of the channel launch.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Whoa.
What the heck kind of shoes are those?
I’m wearing a Dennis Rodman t-shirt in honor of I thought the Bulls were playing today but that was yesterday.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 9:32 PM CST up reply actions
They are skate shoes (Osiris) that have baseball-ish stitching around them. And they are Sox colors. Hellllz yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 1, 2009 9:34 PM CST up reply actions
Goddamn. It was 78 degrees today in the Valley..
…which coincidentally was what I shot at Robinson Ranch. Slight left to right breeze. Perfect baseball weather.
Now I'm watching the Larsen game for the first time
You could say a perfect game in the World Series is THE BEST A MAN CAN GET!
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Sox Machine
HA!!
I’m watching it more closely this time. I can’t believe the terrible hitting conditions.
Sidenote: I wish part of throwback uniform games was that fans had to be dressed in old-time suits and hats to be admitted into the game!
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 10:36 PM CST up reply actions
Alexei would fit right in with all the first-pitch hacking.
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Sox Machine
And Maglie looks like the role model for Paul Byrd
With the loose windup and the offspeed stuff setting up the fastball.
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It's hard for me to follow.
I feel like I can’t see the ball within ten feet of the catcher. I’ve seen a lot of strikes called that I swear were way outside. But…I really do think that’s because I lose the ball at the last blink.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 10:55 PM CST up reply actions
By the way, if you like the Gillette ads...
…I found a couple with Billy Pierce, Luis Aparicio and George Kell from the ’50s a while ago.
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Sox Machine
You and Cheat need to find a way to use them and get Gillette to sponser the sites
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
What a catch!
Jaysis!
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 11:04 PM CST reply actions
They shaved with only one blade?
We’ve really advanced as a society.
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Wow...
I thought they layed down a perfect bunt 100% of the time in the Good Ol’ Days.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 11:11 PM CST reply actions
3rd baseman for the Giants......Joe Crede?
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/giants-eyeing-c.html
Kenwo4life=ratings
they need a position player that doesn't suck
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
if crede and rowand are together dont they transform into some sort of awesome robot?
How much is that Uribe in the window?
No, they also need BA.
BA is the robot’s wang.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 2, 2009 12:10 AM CST up reply actions
You mean the years?
As you called it in your “Happy New Years” picture!? :P
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 11:35 PM CST up reply actions
my complete lack of grammar holds me back
English is my third language, next to klingon and cylon.
How much is that Uribe in the window?
Worst game of the year!
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
by Ozzie Montana on Jan 1, 2009 11:40 PM CST up reply actions
Oddly enough, my roomate has this:
It’s a Lynchburg, VA newspaper though, which probably means it’s not worth anything.
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by defensive indifference on Jan 1, 2009 11:44 PM CST reply actions
well you got my interest
so what question did the high court decide?
"Those god damned Cubs get all of the publicity in this town." -George S. Halas, after the Babe's called shot and the Yankees sweep in the World Series, 1932.
hahahahahahahahahaha...
“The Supreme Court agreed today to decide the complex question of whether congressional committees can compel witnesses to identify ontime Communists.”
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by defensive indifference on Jan 3, 2009 8:54 PM CST up reply actions
For those of you who love that Keeley Hazell chick
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2213311/keeley_hazell_behind_the_scenes_video/
Definately NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
I would love to help you
but I can’t be seen to be spreading this kind of exotic material around SSS. A quick torrent search with some obvious key words should point you in the right direction pretty quickly.
regards
number one when it mattered!
Words of advice for 2009: "Never Trust a Cub Fan"
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
I like it.
TheCip, can you please make a photoshop image of Blago in the Cubs hat, and Barack in the Sox hat, and then add 815Sox’s line to it? It will be my wallpaper. :)
Please Rec’d so thecip sees this.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 2, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
There's an email forward going around with that.
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Sox Machine
For about 2 weeks now.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
DENARD SPAN!!!!!!!!! THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN PUNTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS KKKKKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL UUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Jackpot!
On January 16 at 7 and 11pm, squeezed in between all the great shows about how great the BoSux are, you will find 2005 WS highlights!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
15 days and counting
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
Happy New Year, stranger.
How are those girl twins of yours? (My girl just turned 6 last month – what a blast!)
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Happy New Year!
I’ve been out of the SSS loop thanks to the chaos that is the “holiday season” at my home. Most nights I was too exhausted to even turn my computer on. I have come back to work to de-compress. I had forgotten about the MLB Network launch and I was relieved to discover it is channel 213 on DirecTV. I guess Dish subscribers are currently SOL.
The girls are great. They turned 6 in November. Christmas was insane as usual. Lots of local travel during crazy weather here that included single-digit temps, snow storms and ice, followed by huge rain (my kids were woken by thunder one morning), 50+ degrees and terrible fog.
Someday I WILL move to Arizona!
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Happy New Year too you
My parents just left for AZ, I’m jealous. However a buddy that just got back said it was like 45 degrees most of the time (I’d still take that though)
Dodgers cutting ties with Andruw Jones.
I know he was beyond horrible last year, but I still think he might be worth a 1 year incentive deal.
how are they going to get out of that contract?
they’re only going to be able to save a couple mil at best.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
so they're going to pay slightly more over the course of a few seasons
in exchange for being able to get him off the roster?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
if we had a decent hitting coach, might not be a bad idea.
if his collapse isn’t skill related, the next logical idea is a mechanical root – namely, an inability to get the appropriate “lift” on the ball, which caused more ground balls. query whether one wants to roll that dice even for the minimum after two pretty offensive offensive years.
he'd be a nice risk
supposedly (that is to say CHONE says) he can still play CF. if he can’t outplay BA…well we’ve still got BA. if driveline mechanics wanted to proof its worth, diagnosing Andruw Jones would be a moneymaker.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
My guess
As he begins his rear-leg push, his hip swivel and pelvic drive are impeded by fat folds…
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by Sox Machine on Jan 4, 2009 12:11 AM CST up reply actions 2 recs
hopefully someone else will green this
Jim’s throwin’ rocks tonight
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Gotta think he’s worth a one year deal (highly incentive based) to see if he can get it back or some of it.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 2, 2009 3:01 PM CST reply actions
For an extra $500,000
will he agree to spell his name “Andrew”?
Same deal for Chone Figgins to go with either “Sean” or “Shawn.” Or, go in a completely different direction and change it to “Chode.”
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
They have to cut him first before you can get him for league minimum
in the mean time, they’ll try to trade him on the restructured deal
AIM: SouthSideCheat
oh. thanks for dropping in, asshole.
you mean people shouldn’t put the cart in front of the horse. okay, dad.
There are times in my life when I've been really wrong with Sports
…Leaf over Manning.
…Leinart being an elite NFL qb.
…I really thought the White Sox should have signed Jones last offseason.
Sometimes I like being right
…Rodgers being really good.
…Devin Harris becoming an NBA star.
…Quentin.
Happy New Year!
Looks like we’ll be hearing from you again by what, July?
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
When I have something of value to add
So, yes, June should be about right.
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
Check that...um, July...obviously nothing of value yet
"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)
looks like KW unloaded javy just in time.
was really sharp in his first outing in the PR.
http://mlb.mlb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?n=Javier%20Vazquez&pos=P&sid=l133&t=p_pbp&pid=134320
i knew he'd never be any good again
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
gavin floyd to baltimore for brian roberts?
says jj
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/1/2/707657/rumor-orioles-white-sox-di
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
How does this make sense?
We sign Roberts to an extension……then flip Dye/Konerko in a deal with the Angels to land J. Weaver (unlikely) or sign a FA pitcher…..
fuck that shit
we don’t even have the interview up yet
SP Buehrle
SP Danks
SP Richard
SP Poreda
Who are they, the damned A’s?
by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 2, 2009 7:30 PM CST up reply actions
how will we save 15% on car insurance now?
http://deadspin.com/5122404/auburn-fans-love-a-challenge
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
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