No news not bad news regarding Garcia
All quiet on the Freddy Garcia front on Monday, but look for the free-agent starting pitcher to make a decision sometime this week.
There has been some speculation that the White Sox are no longer interested in Garcia after they signed another injury-prone veteran Bartolo Colon last week. That’s not necessarily true.
Given Colon’s physical troubles over the past three seasons, there is still plenty of interest in Garcia on the South Side. And even if Colon does manage to stay off the disabled list, they still need a No. 5 starter.
As it looks now, the White Sox, Mets and Rangers are still in on the big right-hander, with the Yankees’ interest fading.
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Penny for your thoughts Cheat.....
What do you think about us signing Freddy?
even with his "shoulder tightness"
Garcia’s a better bet than Colon to throw 150 innings, but I think that Colon’s a better bet to have an above average ERA…
He’s not worth more than $2.5M guaranteed (the Redding contract) but I’d be willing to give him some added incentives.
AIM: SouthSideCheat
Yeah, I can't imagine he'd match the Redding deal....
I’m thinking 1.5 mil guaranteed with incentives up to 4 mil.
Let the Mets sign him
He’d be more valuable to the Phillies that way than he ever was while he pitched for them.
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danks and quentin included on WBC provisional roster.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/1/19/728375/wbc-provisional-rosters-in
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
I dont mind Q but not Danks.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
DEFEND!
You don’t get MLK day off, sir.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Students have not been freed from slavery ior injustice.
Sorry.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Shouldn't you be sipping champagne and eating
caviar while watching the Jonas Brothers at the Inagural Ball?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 19, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions
BNS, you know better.
6 year-olds are asleep. (Take your cue. :) )
Inaugural, BTW.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
PS Queen Latifah on Disney Channel!
They get everyone eventually. Even larry is teed up for an appearance in 2025.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I HOPE that Q and Danks CHANGE their minds
Afterall, it’s all about hope and change, right?
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
I want to see them play
USA USA USA
ps- is centerfield acceptable or is it always center field?
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by SullyBaseball
Do you know my semi-racist uncle?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 19, 2009 7:51 PM CST up reply actions
fuck that.
jerry, we need to talk. circumstances have changed, jerry.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
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The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
They need to make a box that delays the TV
My TV is faster than the radio. So when I’m listening to Joniak and Thayer while watching Bears games, they’re talking about something that happened five to ten seconds ago on the TV.
they do, its called TIVO
you hit pause on the first whistle.
then you hit play when you hear it on WBBM.
problem solved.
We wont have to worry about that with the Sox this year. I think Stone can keep Hawkeroo in check. As much as I like Farmer, I dislike DJ so the radio offers no refuge.
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by SullyBaseball
Meh
That would be a waste of money, because I wouldn’t use it for anything else. I don’t watch enough TV to need a TIVO.
Ankiel?
Ankiel’s name surfaced in trade rumors in December, one of them involving Chicago White Sox right-hander Javier Vazquez.
http://www.bnd.com/sports/story/621295.html
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1142&position=OF
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
For Colon or Freddy, sure.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I'm happy with the substance abuser we got.
by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 19, 2009 7:56 PM CST up reply actions
Who dat?
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
colon abuses food
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
Eddy Curry abuses himself...into towels...eeeeew.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
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larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Freddy, we'll keep the bong water fresh until you get here, buddy.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Cue Hendrix music
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
That Colon/Garcia 4/5-punch is really going to strike fear in the hearts of batters
…at least until July when their arms fall off.
Can’t the Sox just raise parking from $22 to $30 and get a couple of good pitchers?
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Are you implying Colon and Garcia are not good?
Or just unhealthy? There is a difference. I think folks seem to forget that.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
ive found the same thing to be true
people think that garcia and colon are bad but its definately been more a bad bill of health than anything.
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i would like to get 30 starts between the two of them.
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
(Inhales deeply.)
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I'm guessing they'll show moments of their old selves
but overall I fear they will be unhealthy, fat (Colon) and possibly high (Big Game Freddy).
Then we’ll get a healthy dose of platooning.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
You think most teams could match Colon / Garcia / Contreras out of their 4 / 5 spot? If you ask me that strikes more fear than what a lot of teams are throwing out there. Looking for between 15 – 20 starts from each, assuming Poreda / Richard can split 5 – 10 starts each and you’re still better off then a lot of teams.
Assuming we did get Garcia, I’d be much more worried about Floyd & Danks repeating than I would about those guys.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 8:52 AM CST up reply actions
I for one am against getting Garcia
The plan is to get younger, or so I hear. I think the development of another starting pitcher in 2009 is a crucial element to this. Running out Garcia, Colon and possibly Contreras in the second half doesn’t really conform to the plan. Using Garcia, Colon or Contreras at #4 is okay to try and have some stability or a veteran at the end of the rotation – but I think the further development of Poreda, Richard, Marquez, Broadway, etc. – at least one of those guys this year is a must and should be done at the #5 spot.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Well I am for trying to win
If the Sox fall out of contention those old guys, Garcia, Colon or Contreras (assuming he’s ready to go) are not that difficult to move to allow the youngings to pitch. On the other hand, initially they certainly might allow the Sox to battle for the division. Isn’t that the point?
Signing any of them to 1 year deal is not impeding the Sox plan. I don’t see your point.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Of course I am for winning
but, I think I would rather have a young prospect getting developed into a starter at the ML level than Colon and Garcia #4 and #5.
I also don’t think Garcia is a better option than the best of our list of younger potential starters.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
The best of our young potential starters isn't ready.
I’m not for putting my star prospect into the bullpen where he can’t work on his secondary pitches, or into the rotation before he is ready.
Signing a guy to a cheap contract does nothing to hurt our young guys. Best case he does great, we win the AL Central, worst case he lightened the load of our young rotation. It’s a no lose situation. If Richard, Broadway or Marquez actually are better ptichers they’ll get the spot.
Who is a better option than a healthy Freddy Garcia at this point in their career? Not one of those guys can pitch as well as a healthy Garcia or Colon right now if they are healthy.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Poreda isn't ready . . .
Marquez sucks . . . Richard might be ready, but its not like he would be hurt by some mor time at AAA . . . he only had 130 innings above A+ before being called up last year. And I think he is going to be a reliever anyway, a role he is probably ready for now.
I guess I am really in the minority
on this one. I don’t think big game Freddy has much left in that arm. Sure, he can have a couple of succesful spot starts – but over a season or even a half a season, I am doubtful.
Marquez might suck, but I have to give Kenny and Coop the benefit of the doubt until I actually see him suck. Richard, I thought showed some glimpses of having something. Poreda isn’t that far off.
I just think signing Freddy and Colon is a mistake (while having Count coming back hopefully after the AS break). Signing Colon, shut the door on Freddy in my opinion.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions
Freddy doesn’t need to start a full season to be useful. So instead of Freddy and Colon, you want Clayton Richard and Aaron Poreda to throw 150 – 200 innings?
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Well Im not sure about that.
Unless you are referring to innings pitched. PECOTA has not weighed in yet but the other projection systems don’t agree.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
some projections agree with roberto.
shandler for one.
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What's Ron say?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
iirc, something like .2 better ERA, .1 better WHIP, similar IP.
richard’s numbers were around 4.35 ERA and 1.35 WHIP. shandler loves a groundball pitcher. i’d call it basically the same projection given the vagaries of such things. the comments on both were favorable, noting the upside of both (obviously for different reasons).
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
I forgot to ask who but you answered it.
Even better. I’d love to have both then and Richard certainly wouldn’t be somehow retarded in growth.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
If Richard is the number 5
Would it not be assumed Poreda goes to the bullpen though?
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
No!
He needs to pitch in AAA.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
That’s my opinion, but if Richard is in the rotation, doesn’t Poreda have to take his slot in the pen?
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions
when was that slot ever garunteed to Richard?
I am all for having an open competition for the “mop up” bull pen role. I would rather develope Richard a little more as a starter in the minors until Phreddy or Colon gets hurt. McDougal and Count (when he comes back) can take the 6th inning.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
WTGTD
I think you are confused. I agree with you
I’m suggestedColon and Freddy should start for us and that I also want the young guys to develop more. Bobby is suggesting that we shouldn’t have signed Colon and shouldn’t sign Freddy. I was just suggesting what would happen if we did have Richard start (not a scenario I want to see yet).
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
No
I am saying we shouldn’t sign both Colon and Freddy. I was fine with one of them in the rotation, but not both.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 11:52 AM CST up reply actions
signing both
gives us further time to develope what looks to be 2 pretty good pitchers. I was really impressed with Richard esp in the playoffs after Javy crapped his pants. Although I would like to see him develope a cutter or another pitch in AAA.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions
I agree with you as well...
I guess I should have directed most of my anger at BSS. Hey grinder you mention you work with SAP? You don’t happen to work in the SW suburbs do you?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions
I mainly use Business Objects / Business Explorer, but I’m familiar with SAP and use it once in a while in the position I am. I’m in the far west, not sure I qualify as suburbs.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
Whatever happened to Andy Sisco?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions
Surgery.
He missed all of 2008. I think technically he’s still under control of the Sox, but I really doubt he figures in their plans at all.
Ideally, Richard follows the Mark Buehrle career path and relieves for a while before ending up in the rotation, but that’s probably too optimistic. I’m thinking that even if both Colon and Garcia are on the team, we’ll see plenty of Clayton Richard.
by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jan 20, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
sisco is a free agent.
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Thanks
Sounds like he isn’t in the equation. I was wondering because he was a 2nd round pick that had some potential and is still relatively young.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions
this is where we disagree
if richard is in the rotation I would like the sox to acquire someone to do the mopping up. Leave Poreda alone, starting pitching is much more valuable than relief pitching. I would hate to see Poreda pitching during mop up time and turn into adam russell.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 12:15 PM CST up reply actions
Naw. Some very good pitchers have started out
in a relief role.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Not saying I want Poreda doing that
He does need to work on secondary pitches, which is easier as a starter in AAA. I was more speaking to the point of pitchers like Richard. It doesn’t hurt them.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Thats a rare occurance
To develop an ace they usually are starters throughout their career, Buehrle is an exception. I know I just read something to back this up, but I cant find it in my internet history cache, so it must have been in actual print, I think in the Ron Shandler 2009 baseball forecaster except I just read that at Barnes and Noble waiting for the wifey. Maybe Lar can fill in the blanks since it sounds like he has a copy, but the jist of it is that to develop an Ace, you need to give him starts for the development to occur.
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Im not saying its the best way.
I can think of Pedro, Santana andSchilling off the top of my head. They pretty good.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Buehrle is not an ace.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Im not really sure where
Ace came into the discussion. Regardless. Is Halladay one?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Is that even a question?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions
Not sure where ace came into the discussion???
“Im not saying its the best way.
I can think of Pedro, Santana andSchilling off the top of my head.” -Tdogg
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:06 PM CST up reply actions
MB is an ace.
AN ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
FLAGGED
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
And???
I said some very good pitchers have started in a relief role. What has that got to do with ace?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Pedro, Schilling, and Santana are or were....
drum roll……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. ACES! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:13 PM CST up reply actions
ace came into the discussion via gus.
you said pretty good. again, regardless, there is nothing wrong with a pitcher of whatever level honing their craft in the bullpen.
what gus was referring to is that “ace” level pitchers rarely start in the majors as relievers (though obviously there are exceptions). i imagine we can all figure out intuitively why but, in case we can’t, it’s because those guys are so fucking good they don’t really need to hone their craft – they’re already able to get major leaguers out even with their skills comparatively underdeveloped. poreda, however, is not likely to be an ace pitcher.
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It's my mistake, anyway
He cited Buehrle as an exception. That’s what I get for trying to post between tasks.
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note that, of course, one reason for a guy like santana being a reliever was because he was a rule 5 draftee.
halladay was primarily a starter who pitched out of the bullpen sometimes because he was horseshit as a starter but the jays didn’t want/need to send him to the minors.
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
Regarding Santana
I prefer Twins were just goofs. At least for the amount of time he remained one.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
not sure anyone could have predicted that his changeup would develop as much as it did when they did send him back to the minors in 2002
and the twins did have some other guys they were attempting to develop in 01 while also staying competitive and limiting exposure to their backend by basically going with a modified 4 man rotation. i’d agree regarding 2003, though. joe mays got way too much rope that year.
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
I can always count on 2 things...
the sun will rise in the east, and larry will always have my back.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
MB IS AN ACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
(Don't make me hurt you, SoB.)
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
whaaaaaaat?
you going to beat me with your cane you OPOS??!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:38 PM CST up reply actions
It is Inauguration Day -
can’t we all just get along?
“YES WE CAN!”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
Like a drum,
without the cane.
He’s OUR ace. That’s all that matters.
You POS.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
no...
I am sob not pos.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
he may get an ace playing cards once in a while,
but he is not an ace.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Sox have a set of Aces
Buehrle
Danks
Floyd
Colon and Freddy are a pair of jokers to make it 5 of a kind.
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by SullyBaseball
Unfortunately
jokers aren’t wild and you sir, are out of money.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions
Obama gets sworn in and the Dow drops 2.50%
What the hell happened to “Yes We Can?”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 11:41 AM CST reply actions
Ha..
That stutter really did him in I guess.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
Um...
"Roberts, who used no notes, stumbled at one point, appearing to forget the opening words. Obama, a former constitutional law professor, made sure to insert the crucial phrase "that I will faithfully execute the office of president to the United States."
Source: MSNBC.com
by Crede's Crew on Jan 20, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
everybody wants to be cool and not use notes.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
I am just glad nobody threw their shoe at Bush.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
Sorry, just got into an argument w/ a buddy of mine about who effed up
Didn’t want the wrong idea surfacing here too!
by Crede's Crew on Jan 20, 2009 11:59 AM CST up reply actions
What room does the Wii go in?
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Project it on the Washington Monument. Wii is always better on a big screen.
by Grinder in Training on Jan 20, 2009 12:01 PM CST up reply actions
No
Did anyone throw their shoot at the helicopter?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
translations for the latest cubans
the gist:
Viciedo:
The translations are those of a good major league third baseman, but not those of a major star—in part because his EqAs have remained the same at ages where you’d expect them to move up significantly.
Marti:
A guy who’s half a run worse than Contreras is a legitimate major league pitcher, if not a particularly notable one.
Gomez:
he is regularly described as fast despite the complete lack of stolen bases; it’s not as if stolen bases are a rarity in Cuba, since four of his 2007 Industriales teammates stole 15 or more. That makes me suspect that he doesn’t really have much speed at all, which also calls into question just how good a fielder he could be. He does look like he could be a good leadoff man to me, albeit not in the typical BP style.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8425
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Thanks for the info
I like the possibility of Viciedo turning out to be a solid 3rd baseman – how is he in the field?
What is the story with Marti and Gomez? Last I heard the Yankees were looking at them. Marti sounds like he would be a nice pickup.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 1:14 PM CST up reply actions
Did you see the video that was posted a while back?
if not, try and find it on youtube. Suffice to say I’ll be pretty shocked if Viciedo sticks at third, not necessarily because he looked bad out there — all he was doing was taking routine grounders at third, nothing more — but just how awkward it looked to see a 6"4, 230 pounder (?) there. I’m guessing first, left or (if he’s athletic enough) right are all more likely.
do you find it awkward to watch scott rolen or troy glaus play third?
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
and viciedo isn't their height.
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
i doubt dayan is even six feet.
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
Miguel Cabrera
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions
as additional info, clay now rates the cuban league as equivalent to high a-ish now.
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is that a downgrade? wasn't it AA last year?
or is the downgrade (if it is) because so many are here now/soon?
"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger
quite a few years ago now, probably 2003.
clay said it was like the ny-penn league. so short season A ball. he said the change was because of betancourt and ramirez doing well. take the translations for what they’re worth if two guys with five seasons worth of US data can cause such a bump.
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For those of you who don't subscribe to BP....
he IS regarded as a good centerfielder, despite Davenport’s reservations. If the price is deemed tolerable, this is a guy they should be signing.
nate mclouth is also regarded as a good centerfielder.
clay notes the reason why one might question such an assessment of a 29 year old who apparently either lacks speed or is totally afraid of using it on the basepaths.
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I understand.
This is the kind of guy they should really be giving a lot of thought. He pretty much comes close to having the closest profile of a major team need AND may be affordable…..good centerfielder who looks capable of a realistic chance of providing a .350 OBP.
Cole Armstrong - Team Canada, eh
Most of the prospects on Canada’s provisional roster are catchers, starting with Milwaukee’s Brett Lawrie. Lawrie was the 16th overall selection in last year’s draft out of high school in Langley, B.C. The team’s roster also lists Boston’s George Kottaras and the White Sox’s Cole Armstrong, but all the backstops face an uphill battle to getting on the final roster, as they’re up against Dodgers all-star Russell Martin and former big leaguer Pete LaForest.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
obama already bringing the change.
both senators byrd and kennedy go down at the inaugural luncheon. sounds serious for kennedy as he reportedly had a seizure.
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/01/ted-kennedy-falls-ill-at-luncheon.html
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D*mmit Teddy
14 Gin Martini’s at lunch is overdoing it. Who does he think he is, a f*cking attorney?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
So fellas...
Global warming. Man made disaster or natural weather pattern/climate change?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 2:57 PM CST reply actions
I'll side w/ these guys...
97% of active climatologists agree that human activity is causing global warming
by Crede's Crew on Jan 20, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
so did the dinosaurs activity start the ice age?
just wondering?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions
No, but I hear Carl Everett signed a minor league deal with
LaBrea in the California League.
"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger
Big Comet
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by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions
Asteroid, baby.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
How was Hannah Montana last night?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions
Fell asleep before she came on.
Thanks for asking, tho.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Understood
At least you didn’t pull a Teddy Kennedy.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
speaking of that
where the hell is u-god.
This is what I love about White Sox fans... You guys have so much fun venom!
by SullyBaseball
Where the hell is Beeks?
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
lol!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
hey wu
you seen any movies since the turn of the century?
This is what I love about White Sox fans... You guys have so much fun venom!
by SullyBaseball
wu loved birth of a nation.
really, anything by dw griffith.
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My daughter was born in 2002,
so, not too many. Other than Mouse crap, I think “The Ringer” was the last one.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Last 3 movies seen:
1. The Water Horse
2. The Bridge to Terabithia (found out too late…not really for emotional 6-year olds)
3. Space Chimps
Be careful before you decide to have children, boys.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
crap my first is due in May!
Space Chimps sounds promising though.
This is what I love about White Sox fans... You guys have so much fun venom!
by SullyBaseball
Just keep the kid away from "Barney"
and the “Teletubbies” and you’ll be OK.
If you don’t subscribe to Disney Channel or Nick, do so immediately.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Disney Channel is a mind controlling machine
but seems to do the trick for my daughter.
I actually like SpongeBob on Nick…some of the humor is actually like the Simpsons and I can’t believe they get away with it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 9:29 AM CST up reply actions
My daughter will not change the channel from DIS
except when we are watching the Sox! No lie. My wife shakes her head when I laugh at “Phineas and Ferb”. Kind of like The Three Stooges – stupid, adolescent, yet hits the funny bone more often than I’d care to admit.
(Enough on this topic.)
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
Agreed
We’re starting to sound soft like some other posters on this thread.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions
As WU?
He takes Viagra Bombs and they seem to help.
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by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
it's still a felony, bobby.
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Billy Ray said it was okay
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by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions
i think the dinosaurs were mostly dead already
when the big rock crashed down and made the gulf of mexico, they were already past rheir prime.
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by SullyBaseball
like carl everett when he joined the white sox?
see the link…. the missing link? Carl Everett is to blame for global warming!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions
their skills had certainly been declining, at least since their jurassic peak.
the cretaceous for the dinos looked like andruw jones’ last couple seasons.
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"cretaceous"
WTF larry, keep in PG-rated.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Like Freddy and Bartolo (and WU)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
recd
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
click 'actions' and then 'Rec'
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I can say recd but i cannot actually rec BSS
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we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 8:58 AM CST up reply actions
proof =
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 20, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
Here's a good article
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/01/AR2009010101490.html?hpid=topnews
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 20, 2009 4:05 PM CST up reply actions
it's more like virtually unanimous (i.e., 97% is an underestimate) in the scientific literature and i'm being serious
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 20, 2009 3:44 PM CST up reply actions

I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
that baby reminds me of the heaven's gate dude
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
That kid looks like you, larry.
Especially the Moses-like parting thing.
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
actually i was incorrect hoodie
what i should say is that there is not one paper published in the literature that rejects the scientific consensus on global climate change.
what i’m alluding to is the exaggeration on the part of a maybe ‘3’ industry hack scientists and 1 dead sci-fi writer who claim there is presence of significant dissent with in the climate science community that rejects the notion that fossils fuels contribute to climate change.
i think there’s a paper in Science that demonstrates the case for exaggeration. the author actually did a key word search of “climate change”, which produced close to a 1000 papers and did not come up with ONE paper that rejected the scientific consensus on climate change.
i’m going to back to my hole now..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 20, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
It is possible that papers challenging this conclusion were rejected from publication despite their scientific merit.
I’m just saying.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jan 20, 2009 8:52 PM CST up reply actions
papers that support the conclusion are also subject to rejection despite merit
not likely…if my papers get rejected, i submit to another journal, and eventually they become accepted
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 20, 2009 9:10 PM CST up reply actions
Your papers are also probably not heresy
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jan 20, 2009 9:54 PM CST up reply actions
i think you meant to say that my papers aren't backed by industry
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 20, 2009 10:20 PM CST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure I meant heresy against scientific orthodoxy.
Why so serious?
by reardenmettle on Jan 20, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions
Based on the -22 degrees I woke up to last week
I have begun work on my new novel called “Global Chilling – An Inconvenient Pain in the Ass.”
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
by tailgater on Jan 20, 2009 11:11 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
HILARIOUS!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
AGREED+
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 9:04 AM CST up reply actions
well
here’s one for a start, I have heaps, you want more?
Whatever your views on Climate change it is eveident that there is massive stitch up in place between Governments using it to screw more taxes out of us and energy companies using the half baked science to make more profits. Look at what the former Enron lawyer Chrstopher Horner is saying if you don’t believe me.
There’s a lot of rich people backing this cause’, says Horner. ‘Al Gore has just raised $300million. Over the past few years, the greens continue to say we receive Exxon Mobil support – and we do not. But where did Al Gore get $300million, far more than the entire sceptic community has received ever from any source? No one seems to care. How much of this is from George Soros? How much of it is from his buddies at the venture capital companies that are invested in a bunch of dogs-with-fleas that won’t be at all attractive until this regime is put in place? We don’t know – and we don’t have a curious media or state.’
number one when it mattered!
NICE WORK HOODIE
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 9:06 AM CST up reply actions
is this an observational study that has undergone a peer-review process in the scientific community?
i didn’t know who RM Carter is, so i wiki’d and found this
apparently this dude is critical of the science peer review process, a process by a which any credible experimental or observational scientific study becomes published. he also doesn’t think it matters whether research is funded by the fossil fuel industry, don’t you think that’s a little wacky??
it’s analogous to trusting a random clinical trial study of a drug funded by big pharm. perhaps a study funded by big pharm can produce valid findings, but i’m sure as hell going to make sure that their findings are repeatable in other studies that aren’t funded by big pharm because they’re playing the game for commercial gain which dilutes objectivity. energy companies have a lot to lose as well with regards climate change policy, so of course they’re going to be critical of scientific consensus.
cherry a picking a quote from the article, but this seals it for me:
A former CSIRO climate scientist, and now head of a new sustainability institute at Monash University, Graeme Pearman, said Professor Carter was not a credible source on climate change. “If he has any evidence that [global warming over the past 100 years] is a natural variability he should publish through the peer review process,” Dr Pearman said. “That is what the rest of us have to do.”
by onlysoxfaninboston on Jan 21, 2009 9:07 AM CST up reply actions
I've been to Elland Road tonight
to see the reserves play, we had a US trialist play called Mike Grella from Duke University, he scored a hat trick on his debut, guess we’ll be giving him a contract now. Looked very assured.
number one when it mattered!
do you think he'll put grella from duke university on his jersey?
like vennegoor. or hesselink. or both.
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
he can e-mail too!
http://www.suntimes.com/sports/quickhits/1384977,CST-SPT-1hit19.article
at the end
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Holy Moly!
Ryan Howard Submits $18MM
By Tim Dierkes [January 20 at 3:51pm CST]
According to the AP, Ryan Howard asked for $18MM in arbitration. The Phillies put in a $14MM figure. Prince Fielder requested a pretty reasonable $8MM; the Brewers came in at $6MM.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
Happy Belated MLK Jr Day

In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
If Minoso is our first "black" player,
doesn’t Ortiz fit the bill?
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:18 AM CST up reply actions
Unless it's Minoso.
House Cuban. They didn’t make distinctions back then?
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:22 AM CST up reply actions
i imagine the difference is that minoso played in the negro league.
of course, ortiz would have, too, sixty years ago. i don’t quite agree with ugod’s point (or the point others make on this). there probably are less african americans playing today as opposed to the 1970s or whatever. but most of the dominicans (and other “black” guys who are technically classified as latino) wouldn’t have been allowed to play, either. not sure the way guys are divvied up ethnically/racially makes all that much sense. robinson broke the color barrier for a lot of these latinos, too.
7:00pm on TCM
‘Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner’
great movie
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
better is watching ken burns' baseball on mlbn.
it’s third inning tonight so that means the black sox will be covered. if you’ve never had the patience to actually read something in depth about this subject (or are otherwise interested, of course), burns does probably one of the best jobs of telling the story.
I never thought this day would ever happen. I won't have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won't have to worry about paying my mortgage.
I've watched the entire series (thanks to my public library)
yes, burns does a fine fine job
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
btw, ken burns is with the commies at msnbc right now
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
And what's going on with the "Moe" haircut?
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Pete Rose was his hero.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
It's so daunting coming back here after a week of being gone.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
daunting?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Sifting through the lard and finding anything of worth.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 20, 2009 7:36 PM CST up reply actions
Oh yeah!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
'Cause you are a laserbeam of info, OG.
Who the hell can compare to vouz?
;)
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by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Lard thy name is me.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 20, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions
watch out for a man named Bartolo
"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.
Did soemone say "lard"?
Is Juan coming back too?!
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Ugh..."someone"
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
yeah...intimidating...overwhelming....there are about 15 new posts to get through...all new fanposts and shots...I need about 3 hours to catch up...seriously. Still haven't gotten through most of it yet.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Actually, that was the first reason I got scurred - last time I checked, CHESSFU occupied all the slots on the front page Fanposts...I showed back up, and not a trace of CHESSFU!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions
Rinku And Dinesh Tap Barry Bonds For Insight Into Mysterious "Pirates city"
Rinku and I going Barry Bonds house. We talking Barry Bonds sir about Pirates city. He saying very different when he going there spring training. He telling us what expecting there. He very good man.
We giving him the Christmas Present and he liking that.
We going on computer and seeing many Pirate players. We learning Willie Stargell, Dave Parker, Roberto Clemente. We learning coaches.
We liking Barry Bonds best.
We also meeting Matt sir who asking for the love in our blog.
http://www.themilliondollararm.com/blog/?p=371
http://deadspin.com/5135698/rinku-and-dinesh-tap-barry-bonds-for-insight-into-mysterious-pirates-city
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Mariners Acquire David Aardsma
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/mariners-acquir.html
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=1902&position=P
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Iguchi signs 3-year deal with Japan's Marines
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/sb20090121j1.html
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/I/Tadahito-Iguchi.shtml
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Semper Fi, Tadahito!
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
by Nordhagen on Jan 21, 2009 9:03 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
CLASSIC
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
So he continues his treck
to be listed first on every teams player history in the MLB
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
did the much vaunted Mariners new statistical department comeup with this one?
number one when it mattered!
Obama Sox Pride
Did anyone else happen to see our new President chatting via satellite with some Illinois soldiers in Afghanistan last night from one of the balls? He kept asking them if they were White Sox fans (he finally found one). That dude is a hardcore fan. I like it.
He will make sure the Sox get some of that federal TARP Money
Kenny needs it….he only has a couple of nickles left.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 9:32 AM CST up reply actions
MAN you guys are on a roll today!
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 9:36 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
White Sox hat sales
Are up 25% in November and December. MLB as a whole, down 7%.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
i had to run into work so i couldnt stick around and listen to that segment on the score...
it is not just obama, every rapper nowdays bears the White Sox hat. Game mentions a white sox hat in every song. Young Jeezy said “it’s like i play for the white sox”. Dr. Dre nuff said. Now all we need is for turtle to wear 1.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
just watch mtv jams for an hour and you will see a sox hat in every video.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 21, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
We believe you.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions
Dr. Dre was wearing a WS hat in the mid '90's, SoB.
Watch “Gin and Juice”. Get with the program. Fer Chrissakes.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
Nice reach with the hipness, WU
Kind of like my dad talking about Phil Collins to my wife to show his “Cool” Music Knowledge.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
He had to make up for all that kids' tv talk up there.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2009 11:33 AM CST up reply actions
Mid '90's is hip?
I thought it was old.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Actually, I think it was early 90's
and your rap references are coming out of nowhere…thus the trying to be hip analogy.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
So does Google.
And it’s one of the 3-4 rap videos I actually like.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
Let me guess
Coolio’s “Fantastic Voyage” made the cut?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
we've got Coolio over here atm
he’s on a Big Brother type programme for has been celebrities, you’ve also been so kind to send LaToya Jackson and some gnome guy whose name escapes me.
number one when it mattered!
could it be the great

In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
no he's not Green
I think his name is Vernon, I’ll look it up when I get home
number one when it mattered!
vern troyer
lame
In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
You need to Youtube his drunken
escapade they caught on film over here from a couple of years ago. He has this little scooter he rides around in because he has trouble walking all the time. Well, anyways he is tanked and naked and riding the scooter into walls, doors, etc. Then he stops and just decides to take a piss in the hallway.
I guess you could compare it to a mini version of WU in college.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
he has that bike thing on the show
like what disabled people use to go to the shops
number one when it mattered!
he even know where Tupac is today.
(probably in a Donald Duck suit in Orlando).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 21, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
I was replying to WTGTD in context.
And Gin and Juice was nominated for a Grammy in 1995.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
To whole exchange
Eyes roll.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
It's OK, Ace. I'm tired of it, too.
;)
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:53 AM CST up reply actions
I thought it was 1992 or so...but you're right (snoop fan)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:50 AM CST up reply actions
I can only picture Eazy-E in a Sox Cap
Lurking since 2006
by boyonthedock on Jan 21, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
I said Nov and Dec
Rappers have been wearing Sox caps for years now.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
You should look harder then.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
What is you malfunction?
White Sox hat sales
Are up 25% in November and December. MLB as a whole, down 7%.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
"Ace".
Come on, Td.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions
I'm no fan of rap (big surprise there)
but I must give my “mad props” to all the rap artists who have memorized and can perform a seemingly endless amount of lyrics.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
OT - for all you Kittle haters (you know who you are) -
he just e-mailed me from fantasy camp today (80 degrees in AZ!). His kid is here in Cent’l FL and he had some questions re: job opportunities. Donnie “The Pope” Pall also sent his regards. God I wish I was there (and it’s 30 degrees here today – AAAAAAAAHHH THE AZALEAS ARE FFFFLLLOOOOWERINGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! ALLLLLLL DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I like Kitty. Those of you who don’t – GET TO KNOW HIM!
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
Are their any jobs left in Central Florida????
Put a jacket on, you old POS.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 10:17 AM CST up reply actions
How can you hate a guy who used to hit roof shots?
Wow…30 degrees in Florida? That’s rough.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
I never said I didn't like Kittle.
He, Dotson and Hoyt were my boys back in 83’. Then I found out that Hoyt was on the powder and according to Nancy Reagan at the time – he just couldn’t say no. I then got older and realized that in the 80’s, I think just about everyone was on either pills or powder, so I got over it.
I like Kittle’s bat benches…I’d get one if I have a place for it.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
Someone else said he was arrogant. Grebeck, I believe (no, not the real Grebeck).
Feeling defensive these days?
And I put on a coat – look like the Trenchcoat Mafia today.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:24 AM CST up reply actions
Nice...as long as you are wearing pants this time.
Scaring little old ladies at the grocery store with no pants and a trenchcoat is not cool.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions
Fiat names car after PUNTO
Just like Punto, it is small, sporty, efficient and scrappy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiat_Punto
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 10:52 AM CST reply actions 1 recs
Reckless
just like Punto.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
only comes in white.
"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger
Tan.
Eggplant mixed in there. I are one, too.
Speaking of eggplant, whatever happended to MarketMaker?
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
I knew it - they shut off his Comcast feed.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions
Damn you Indiana!
First Pete, now MM!
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 21, 2009 5:47 PM CST up reply actions
Pudge
Not a bad option if we can get him relatively cheap and as a backup. We don’t have anything really behind AJ that is ready.
http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1282
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 11:01 AM CST reply actions
I agree,
been thinking about that for a week or two. He might rebound this year. One last hurrah?
www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com
Any decent 37 year-old catchers in history not juicing
who can still crank it up for 45-60 games behind the plate and DH? He’s got a lot of wear and tear.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions
The Original Pudge
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Jan 21, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
He didn't look great out here w/ the yankees
But if he really is in better shape and willing to take something b/w 500K – 1.5 Million (maybe w/ incentives), then I think we should bring him in.
by Crede's Crew on Jan 21, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
jeff kent retires.
could be some HOF ballot in five years.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090121&content_id=3760328&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp
Texans are tough and don't put up with squat.
He was good with the stick. I didn’t realize he was already 40.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
I think I'll hit the jackpot with my new invention/idea!
Diapers.
Not just any diaper…I am talking baseball logo/player diapers.
I would start of with the Red Sox, Yankees and Cubs. I would put team logo, stadium and players inside the diaper. So for example the Cubs would have lets say Zambrano’s face on the inside of the diaper – then when the baby crapped, he/she would be defecating on Zambrano’s face.
I of course would probably have to get approval from MLB and the Players Union – but I could just cut them in for portion of the profits.
What do you think?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
id buy a nick punto diaper
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hehehehehehehehe. me too. AND THEN SHIT ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Jan 22, 2009 9:33 AM CST up reply actions
Didn't want to put this in the main thread, but it was too good not to share. Just horrible. Horrible. Horribly hilarious.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Wait until you have a daughter someday...
I do like the fact that good training is occuring in some cities.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
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