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Kenny Williams unfortunately doesn't pick up the phone and call White Sox beat writers before making roster moves. I feel pretty safe saying no other major-league general manager does, either.

That's why you see so many wild rumors out there at this time of the year. So, hey, let's throw out another one.

Pudge Rodriguez to the Sox. Give him a one-year, $1 million deal and tack on some incentives.

As Danny Knobler reported on CBSSports.com yesterday, Rodriguez is one of many free agents still looking for work, and it sounds like only the Marlins have been showing interest. If they haven't done so already, the White Sox should check him out.

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Pudge sounds like a good option

hits left-handed pitching much better than right. strong defensive reputation (though he’s not nearly what he used to be)

But I would expect lots of hurt feelings if he was brought in.

AJ likes to catch damn near every game, and takes considerable pride in that fact. Remember, he was upset when the Sox even acquired toby hall.

And Pudge doesn’t want to be your standard backup catcher. He’ll want to be getting about half the starts.

And if he was on the team Ozzie would try to make everyone happy, and as a result, nobody would be…

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 21, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Slow news day.

Tired of hearing about kids’ TV stations and rap music?

Inauguration hangover.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 1:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i thought about propsing this one as well yesterday

but backed off for the reasons stated above

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 21, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

All too true...

Although pro be honest, Pierzynski probably isn’t good enough anymore to worry whether or not his feelings are hurt.

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jan 21, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Was he ever good enough?

Even if he was, too farkin’ bad. His monthly numbers at the plate show he needs the rest and could use the help behind the plate re: runners.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but he is who he is...

Ideally, you should be able to bring in a platoon partner and a pro should be able to handle it. But AJ will react how you would imagine — that’s the reality of the situation. So the Sox would have to be able to deal with a pissed off Catcher and the impact that would have on his preparation, game-calling, prep with pitchers, etc.

by hitlesswonder on Jan 21, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the alternative...

Seems to be Corky Miller or someone equally ineffective. That’s what it would take to keep AJ Piezynski happy. So the team has to ask, what is the goal? To keep AJ Pierzynski happy?

by The Jerry Royster Experience on Jan 21, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree they have to assess what the goal is and what the cost will be

I’m just saying you have to factor in the fact AJ will react badly and it will likely hurt the team. Will it hurt the team as much as having an utterly lousy backup C? I don’t know but they are in a better position to know. Maybe AJ doesn’t prepare now and it won’t matter.

Also, the Sox have to decide if how much money they want to spend to try and compete this season. Pudge as a backup C seems like a luxury for a team without a CF, 1.5 starting pitchers, and a reliable 3B….

by hitlesswonder on Jan 21, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you tell him jer.

we’ll see how that goes.

by larry on Jan 21, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

AJ's best skill right now

is that he can play so many games. Given that there’s probably not any more than 10 runs in those 300 PAs, only half of which would be taken from AJ, it’s a million dollars that Kenny may be willing to save. Kenny sold off 6 wins in Swisher and Javy and let another 3 go in OC and is going with low cost replacements.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 21, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THEN WHY DID U POST THIS SON?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 8:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fuck that.

konerko and poreda for figgins, napoli, and kotchman.

by larry on Jan 21, 2009 1:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

napoli?

i’m more of a milan guy!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 21, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

keith law farm system rankings

white sox 23rd.

23. Chicago White Sox: In the bottom five before this winter’s trades and the signing of Dayan Viciedo; although I wasn’t sure how much weight to give the Cuban third baseman in the rankings, I settled on 300 pounds. A very questionable draft this year after Gordon Beckham won’t do much to boost their system.

HA HA!!! THIS GUY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!

also has his top 100 prospects but white sox players are behind the insider wall and there’s only so much one can post.

by larry on Jan 21, 2009 2:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

is that the same bloke

who made a crappy joke about Lexi not being able to hit a baseball? He must have something against Cubans

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 21, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yea

He said something like for Halloween wear all black and swing a baseball bat around, never hitting anything.

Something like that. Guy is a joke. Our Farm has to be Top 20, seriously.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 21, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Joke is a tad strong

I think. He certainly knows the farm systems better than almost everyone on this board. Just a different opinion. And is there really a difference between say 19th (top 20) and 23rd in these sorts of rankings? I can’t see a way to rate them higher than middle of the road . . . and this is probably on the lower end of opinions.

by jc2313 on Jan 21, 2009 5:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'M RUNNING AROUND SWINGING A BAT BUT NOT HITTING ANYTHING!!!!

IT’S HALLOWEEN!!! AND I’M ALEXEI!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

by larry on Jan 21, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Keith Law is who he is - Sox hater.

Eff Keith Law. We all pretty much agreed our farm sucked in 2007 – we were battling Houston-we-have-a-problem for the bottom rung . It is molto better in ’09.

Fuck off. Law. You are on record. Eat shit in 2009, you POS.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 7:32 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

So what are you really feeling?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know - I was really drunk at the time.

(Really.) I love due diligence meetings where chief economists have nothing positive to say.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 9:52 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

hes(Law) probably just looking at the CHONE projections

Alexei .286 avg .797 OPS 56 R 17 HR 66 RBI

which I dont get since he hit .290 with 21 HR after a rough start but whatevs.

CHONE has Q! only hitting .268 with only 23 HR

Blasphemous.

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 22, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Neither measures the size of a man's heart.

Or nads.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Or measure

Chicago toughness or Cuban Pride

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Jan 22, 2009 10:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The Indians #5

They have a better farm system than us, but they’re quite similar when you break it down by actual prospects

Miller – Poreda
Santana – Flowers
Weglarz/Laporta – Allen/Viciedo

They’ve got an extra good corner IF guy in Mills, but we’ve got Beckham who they can’t match. (wait, don’t they have that felon?) santana/weglarz/laporta are better than flowers/allen/viciedo but they’re quite comparable given their positions, profiles and levels.

Maybe they’re deeper, I’m sure their deeper, but that’s not enough to count for an 18 team difference

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 21, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm gonna go ahead and say that laporta and viciedo isn't a close comparison.

and weglarz and allen seems quite generous, too. not sure how they can be better but quite comparable.

by larry on Jan 21, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

reasoning

Weglarz is a poor defensive 1B who hit .272/.396/.432 in high A, but is a power guy with 23 HRs last year…. Allen is a poor defensive 1B who is older, but not old for his league, a level higher, and showing better power but less reliable discipline, hitting .278/.367/.555 across two levels

Viciedo is a 19 year old with plenty of questions, but the Sox think he’ll compete for a ML job this spring, and have speculated that he can be shifted to the OF. At worst, it seems like he’s a powerful 20 year-old in AA this year. Laporta is a poor defensive IFer turned poor defensive OFer, who just completed a 279/.386/.539 while older than Allen in AA.

Viciedo to Laporta isn’t a good comp, but Viciedo/Allen vs. Laporta/Weglarz is.

It seems like a worst case for the Sox would be to have Allen/Viciedo starting at AA, while best case could have Viciedo in the majors (doubtful) and Allen starting at AAA, looking at a ’10 arrival. Laporta will be competing for a job this year, but could end up at AAA, while Weglarz appears destined for AA.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 21, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

clarifying

I’m not disagreeing that they have a better system, merely that I don’t think the gap is as large as Law makes it out to be…

They’ve got a full house, queens over 7s… we’ve got Jacks over 5s, or a straight to the 9

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 21, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm at my table

We’re fucked.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2009 4:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure how you can label a draft "questionable"

1 year after it took place, but hey, whatevs.

That’s just like, his opinion — man.

by madvillian on Jan 21, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Keith Law is in love

with Keith Law. Always has been.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd. He loves hisself at the expense of objectivity.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 7:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably the same

way we all ‘rated’ the draft about 30 minutes after it was done.

by jc2313 on Jan 22, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

insider is free now.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

By the way....

Callis has us at 14.

by dantesox on Jan 21, 2009 4:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He also, it appears, loves Beckham.

He was asked in his chat today which prospect he’d rather have among: Beckham, Poreda, Flowers, DANKS aand QUENTIN…….yep…

by dantesox on Jan 21, 2009 4:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I dislike fake Pudge very much

but I guess it makes sense.

I was in the shit too!

by thecip on Jan 21, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I too considere this a few days

but came to the same conclusion. AJ wouldn’t like it (big deal) and Pudge would have to accept it (doubt it.) Get just go get Blanco.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2009 3:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

AND

Yasser Gomez. Isn’t anybody else seeing how much sense he makes?

by dantesox on Jan 21, 2009 4:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

never heard him being discussed before.

yasser just sent me a text asking me to ask you to remove your mouth from his cock.

by larry on Jan 21, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He wants it to stop?

DFA.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 7:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have wanted Hank White from the begginning

He seems like a good comp for AJ to me..316/.350/.421/.771 and .325/.357/.513/.870 his last 2 full seasons vs. lefties. Also, 5 times in his career has he posted a CS% above 35, to which AJ has never even reached over 30.

At 37 years old, I would give Blanco a 2 year deal to play backup.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 21, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Then put him at first in ST

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Jan 21, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

darn

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 21, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

750K!

kenny needs a bailout pronto!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 21, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

And about a half hour after I posted that.

Towers must read SSS.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 21, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

JI

JIM THOME

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/thome-down-to-l.html

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 21, 2009 5:23 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it....

I mean, he’s pretty much gone after 2009 right?

by Crede's Crew on Jan 21, 2009 7:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Can they hire a non-lisping moron? Huh?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 21, 2009 7:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

papelbon's head swells up

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 21, 2009 8:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

speaking of swelling

http://deadspin.com/5136177/mark-mcgwires-one+eyed-baby-brother-reveals-the-not+so+startling-truth

btw, the russians are ahead of us in boob slip technology http://deadspin.com/5136026/the-french-judge-gives-them-a-10

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 21, 2009 8:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This happens to me sometimes

when I do a spin move out of line at Wendy’s. Except it isn’t my boob, it is usually my package falling out of my pants and dragging on the floor. I have a tray in my hand so I can’t stuff it back in my pants until I get to a table. Really embarrassing.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Marlins President says everyone is on the block

“Everyone is on the trading block, but some players are more likely than others to get traded and I would certainly put (Uggla) in the less-likely (category) as we speak today,” Samson said."

I wonder if they would part with Jai Miller (24), Lorenzo Scott (26), or John Raynor (24), even though he is referring to his MLB roster.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 21, 2009 8:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

crede and the twinkies
One free agent who remains on the club’s radar is Joe Crede.

Crede, 30, will be a slight gamble for whatever team signs him. The third baseman has been limited by chronic back problems over the past two seasons, causing him to play in just 144 games for the White Sox over that span.

What makes Crede an intriguing option is the production he’s had when healthy. He batted .283 with 30 home runs and 94 RBIs in 2006, his last fully healthy season. And despite playing in just 97 games for the White Sox last season, Crede hit 17 home runs — more than double the number the Twins had for the entire season at third base.

Defensively, Crede has also been one of the top third basemen in the league. In three of the last four seasons, Crede has produced a revised zone rating of .737 or higher and is considered by many scouts to be a Gold Glove caliber fielder — when healthy.

The Twins don’t appear in a hurry to pursue Crede until they are confident that he’s healthy. Crede underwent another back surgery in October, but is expected to be ready to play this season. The Giants and Rangers are reportedly interested in Crede as well.

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090121&content_id=3761386&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 21, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

another back surgery???

that can’t be good…

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 8:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

how much would that suck!

seeing him in twins uniform would be beyond disgusting … common giants, you can do it.

by LT_sox_fan on Jan 22, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Crede in a Twins uniform...

Hillary Clinton in thong…..Hoytsstash is appalled.

"wow, yeah. cubs ST should be awesome. have a great time."
-by Larry on Jan. 9, 2009 3:09 PM PST

by Hoytsstash on Jan 22, 2009 1:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

First time posting.. been reading this site for like 2 years

Dont know if this has been posted yet

by hockeyman04 on Jan 21, 2009 10:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

sorry how do you do the links on this thing

by hockeyman04 on Jan 21, 2009 10:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

copy

paste

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Jan 22, 2009 6:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you click on them

and if you’re very lucky they will open in a new window.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 22, 2009 7:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

darrrrrrrrrrr

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 8:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Another out of the blue comment....

It’s sickening to still keep hearing all these Cubs/Peavy rumors, and people who ought to have half a clue putting together various piles of shit packages the Cubs should offer like they’re acceptable. First of all, they don’t have jack shit to give beyond Vitters. This whole time, the big unreported holdup in that deal has to be tne inclusion or exclusion of him in the deal. It’s about that simple. If the Cubs include him, they can get a deal done with any combination of the remaining pile of shit they have to offer, I suppose. The chips they DID have with value are now gone— Pie and DeRosa. One more thing….these fuckwacks who actually think they are now more"set up" to get him via those deals should really look closer at the now lesser appealing players they have to offer…ie Olson, Stevens….etc. They are now in worse position to get him, although, as I said, it probably all comes down to Vitters anyway, just like it always has.

by dantesox on Jan 22, 2009 8:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

nelson cruz has nothing to do with anything mentioned in your post

In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.

by U-God on Jan 22, 2009 8:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what do you care?

still in the dark about ozzie reeming out garland for not beaning a guy? or did you eventually click my link?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you're not worth the effort

In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.

by U-God on Jan 22, 2009 9:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am well worth the effort.

considering I could probably buy you from your parents. Hell I could buy them too!

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Put down the bong WTGTD

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

too late.

i already bought u-god.

by larry on Jan 22, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I already had him,

so if he says he’s “pristine” he’s lying.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you are bad for buisness

In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.

by U-God on Jan 22, 2009 10:22 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No one noticed the Ryan Leaf reference?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No

Guy sucked and I never put to memory any of his idiotic comments. I did the same thing with Flavor Flav.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah boyyyyyyy

lampin im lampin stone cold lampin

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 22, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh he has spewed more classics than KeNwO4Lyf3

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Linky?

If true dat, I’m good.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A true Texan would play

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 22, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Texas is America

The rest is just territory.

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 22, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090122&content_id=3763756&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 22, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yipee!

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 22, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

With Q! on the team

do they even need a pitcher?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Signed RHP Bartolo Colon to a one-year, $1 million (base) contract. [1/14]
Agreed to terms with RHP Bobby Jenks on a one-year, $5.6 million contract. [1/19]


Let’s face it, this may not be a great risk, but putting Colon together with Ozzie Guillen might just be the sort of entertaining combination of oddball talent with outspoken manager that turns into a happy patch for a rotation that needs the assist. That, or a running brushfire war in Alex’s Monday quotables, since neither man is notably shy. There aren’t a lot of apologies to make for Colon—he managed only ~120 total innings in 2007 coming back (and not very well) from a 2006 almost wiped out by shoulder woes, and last season’s back problems and season-ending sulk over a bullpen banishment don’t engender a lot of optimism that he’s fully functional even when he’s fully functioning. Even so, it’s a relatively minor financial commitment to make, and if he doesn’t pan out by the point at which Jose Contreras returns, the Sox might nevertheless not have to worry about choosing two from among their initial crew of candidates for the fifth slot to round out the rotation.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8430

by larry on Jan 22, 2009 10:45 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Does this make them more or less inclined to sign Freddy now?

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 22, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel for Herm Schneider if we get Freddy.

Heard Freddy was looking at NY…link above.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm Freddy

I really don’t want to pitch out my career with my in-law managing me. “My niece says you don’t treat her right?” That sort of thing.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"My niece says you have ED"

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 22, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

that happens when you smoke to much ganja – ask WTGTD.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 11:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ED?

I don’t think so. I think it has more to do with not being attracted to the oppo sex. ALA B.A.’s case of ED.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 22, 2009 11:11 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

crede will work out for scouts next week.

joe says he’s totally over that whole back thing. won’t be a problem at all. surgery is panacea. no, really. this time it’s for serious. completely healthy. 150 games, minimum.

http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/neal/2009/01/22/thursday-morning-briefing-is-joe-crede-a-real-option/

by larry on Jan 22, 2009 11:24 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

He should just get the transplant.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 12:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is Jaime Torres Crede's agent, too?

“He’s great. Really. He’ll be in the starting lineup when we break camp. Really. He’s ready now.”

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 12:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

First step in getting TARP Money

We need to sign up.

It didn’t take long for the First Fan to find support among his White Sox constituency.

The Sox said Wednesday they will answer President Barack Obama’s call for community service by encouraging Sox fans (or anyone else) to form a Sox volunteer corps.

Go to whitesox.com/servechicago to sign up. Volunteers will be asked to join team members at service events during 2009.

‘’Sports organizations have a responsibility to give back to their communities,’’ Sox chairman Jerry Reinsdorf said. ‘’And it is a responsibility the White Sox take very seriously. President Obama has called upon all Americans to grow a spirit of service toward our cities and our community. Taking President Obama’s charge to heart, we believe a volunteer corps, centered on the White Sox and our existing relationships in the Chicago community, can be a very powerful force for change.’’

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cheat posted this as a FanShot.

Fer Chrissakes, Roberto.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sommmammmabitch

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WU's #1 - Keith Law's Top 100 Prospects

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?columnist=law_keith&id=3840355

Becks #31
Flowers #51
Poreda #57

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 12:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

becks is 36

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 22, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Viciedo on the 'just missed' list . . .

Dayan Viciedo, 3B, Chicago White Sox: Viciedo has a sweet swing and plus raw power, but too many questions surround him, including his position, his weight and his declining performance while he played pro ball in Cuba.

by jc2313 on Jan 22, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

On Beckham . . .

"He’s the anti-Alexei Ramirez: Beckham’s feel for the game makes his tools play up, and he’s much more substance than flash. "

by jc2313 on Jan 22, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'M WEARING A WHITE SHIRT AND HITTING EVERYTHING!!! GUESS WHO I AM!!!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by larry on Jan 22, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He is the Anti-Christ, I'm telling you.

Let me at ’im.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

why does he hate Ramirez that much?

I mean he’s not perfect, but he’s not a bad player.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 22, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Not grindy, too flashy.

BTW, he had a nice call on Hamilton, not so much on Floyd. And Che’s glove flip was the Play of the Year. So eat that, Law-boy.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

More along the lines

of he can’t stand players who don’t walk . . . to a fault at times.

by jc2313 on Jan 22, 2009 3:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That's an unfair slam on Ramirez.

Whereas he is flashy, I think he has pretty good feel too. Having flash doesn’t mean you can’t have “good feel or instincts.” I don’t think I’d be alone in that assessment.

by dantesox on Jan 22, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i'm wondering how many years of this it will take before people stop talking about how great dye's arm is.
Since 2002, Dye has been below average every year except one, 2005 when he rated +1 run.

hasn’t worked so far. maybe this is the year.

http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/best-outfield-arms-of-2008/

by larry on Jan 22, 2009 1:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I think you are prodding

someone on this board who’s name starts with a “W” and ends with a “D” —-just guessing that it works.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Flagged.

THT is colin’s domain.

I’m surprised Q is as high as he is. I’m not surpirsed to see we have no CF listed. Just like our All-Time CF voting – who goes there?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's not my fault you have been usurped.

Never leave your flank exposed around colin.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait until he POUNCES.

colin. Small, meek, furry, until he bares his fangs.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Danks passes on Classic
“I told them, ‘Thanks, but no thanks,’” Danks told MLB.com from his home in Texas. "When I first got the voicemail [about being added to the roster], Jeff and I talked a little bit, and I talked it over with my family. It really would have been awesome, and it’s a great honor to be on a team like that.

“My first obligation is to the White Sox. I need to come ready to Spring Training and come ready for a good year. I’m being counted on this year for 200 innings pitched and to give us a chance to win every game.”

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090122&content_id=3763756&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 22, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

give or take 10 million

since youre missing the right equipment.

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 22, 2009 1:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

clearly your standards are too high, lar

you can lose the scarlet V if you settle for a lady in your league.

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 22, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Now you are just piling on, gus.

larry does NOT have braces.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

WU had it tough in the 50's

Apparently none of the ladies put out when he hit his sexual prime.

“In America, women were expected to remain virgins until marriage through the 1950s, Carpenter said. But with the availability of the pill and the IUD in the 1960s, combined with youth counterculture and gay rights movements, it became more common for women to engage in premarital sex, she said.”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Mom always said I was best.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 1:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure this isn't the first time he has been reported

He wear’s trenchcoats with no pants to the supermarket…that will get you put on a lot of lists, even in Florida.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They really interviewed a bunch of geniuses for this piece

“Audacia Ray, a 28-year-old former sex worker from New York and author of "Naked on the Internet: Hookups, Downloads and Cashing In on Internet Sexploration,” is skeptical. She views Dylan’s auction as a publicity stunt and doesn’t anticipate she’ll “continue in the industry.”

I think it would be hard, since she wouldn’t be a virgin anymore??" But, what do I know…

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

most prostitutes aren't virgins.

bobby, when they tell you it’s their first time, they’re lying to you.

by larry on Jan 22, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dylan is selling her virginity

not entering the world of prostitution. Once, she isn’t a virgin anymore – I would guess she would be out of the business of selling her virginity. Plus, how is this a publicity stunt? It is stunt to make a few million dollars…

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, sure

the bunny ranch is getting publicity. But it has been going on for 5-months to get the bid up! Economy has been in the sh*tter the last 5 months….she was waiting for the aussie bids to roll in!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ah fine, I fold

I got nothin.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I do believe this is relating to you (not the $10MM):

Many people say losing one’s virginity has different implications for men than women. While young women see the act as a symbolic giving of themselves, young men are more prone to want to get it over with and brag about it.

Isn’t that the point?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

A bunch of virgins wrote this article I think

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We're talking about women here, hoodie.

;)

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 22, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

To each his own, I guess!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 22, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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