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how long did you wait for your pic to upload, cheat?
christ that site is bogged down right now
"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.
The Q Obamiconme
is outstanding. I’m going to send it to my 12 year old now, and I bet he uses it as his wallpaper for his iPhone.
the fact that a 12 year old has an iPhone
is the single most absurd thing I’ve heard this week, and I’m currently student-teaching high school students.
White Sox sign 23 year old 1B/OF Seth Loman
The Golden Baseball League (GBL) announced today that Calgary Viper 1B/OF Seth Loman has had his contract purchased by the Chicago White Sox. The slugging rookie star of the St. George Roadrunners had just been dealt in an off-season trade to Calgary prior to the acquisition by Chicago.
Loman, 23, 6-4, 225 lbs is a power switch-hitting 1B/Outfielder who was signed by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in the 2005 draft out of Lamar Community College in Texas in the 47th round. He spent two years in the Angels farm system and despite posting a .323 batting average and a ratio of a home run every 16 at bats he was released in 2008 and joined the St. George Roadrunners after the GBL season began. He had a spectacular season in St. George as he slugged 19 home runs in just 60 games, drove in a run a game with 60 RBIs, hit for a .350 average and posted a slugging average of .709. He won GBL Player of the Week awards, was runner-up for the GBL Rookie of the Year, and was selected by Baseball America as a Top Independent League prospect. He had been traded to the Calgary Vipers in the off-season to complete the trade for 3-year major league pitcher Bartolome Fortunato.
http://www.oursportscentral.com/services/releases/?id=3768125
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/L/Seth-Loman.shtml
Willy Loman’s grandson!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
any idea why the angels released him after he hit .323/.462/.606 in rookie ball?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Yes.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 24, 2009 1:48 AM CST up reply actions
"resistance to coaching?
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/minors/independent-audit/2008/267000.html
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
No issue
Has GW messed with anyones swing yet?
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
Saying Goodbye To The Original Billy Ball
http://deadspin.com/5137663/saying-goodbye-to-the-original-billy-ball
http://www.baseball-reference.com/w/werbebi01.shtml
found this on the ny times:
"Babe Ruth hit a home run and I wanted to show them how fast I could run," Werber said of being driven in by Ruth after drawing a walk in his first major league plate appearance in 1930 with the Yankees. "So I get into the dugout, and — finally — Babe got into the dugout. He patted me on the head and said, ‘Son, you don’t have to run like that when the Babe hits one.’ "
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/15/sports/baseball/15oldest.html
btw, do you know he played ball with WU?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
i wish we had someone badass enough to talk in the third person
its the one quality Q! doesn’t have
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
haha
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
by Jbasic89 on Jan 23, 2009 10:13 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
btw anyone see the obama banner at USC?
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
this one?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
yea its sweet
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is awesome as the webiste that turned you into a Simsons character
Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs
this shit is too much fun
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Jan 23, 2009 11:12 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Twins?
Does Spencer from King of Queens look like Jay Mariotti- http://morehardball.blogspot.com/2009/01/more-twins-other-than-minnesota.html
We Should Be GM's @ http://pabaseball.blogspot.com
More Hardball @ http://morehardball.blogspot.com
who calls Patton Oswalt
“Spencer from King of Queens” ?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
GMCarson does.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 24, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
it's like referring to me
as the guy who posted that getz interview
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
actually its more like referring to you as the guy who kidnapped/killed/raped getz.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 24, 2009 8:30 PM CST up reply actions
oh yeah and who also wheres his skin and uniform to pretend to be a member of the Sox.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 24, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions
In other news
The mets try to win it all by signing all our dredge
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/mets-to-sign-ro.html
somewhere pablo is waiting
In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
please keep closer tabs on minor league signings.
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
I've been to Penistone a few times
I never noticed the obvious connotation, probably because it’s pronounced ‘peniss~stone’
number one when it mattered!
yeah failing to spell fail emphasizes the point, duu.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 24, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
No problem, im not all lard all the time.
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 24, 2009 7:14 PM CST up reply actions
I dislike having to register for a website I'll never use again
But I had to do one, too!
by HappyHuman on Jan 24, 2009 3:42 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
saved 07 from being the worst season ever
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I went April 19th, 2007
"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.
I was at the April 17th game
…The one we lost 8 – 1 and Sosa hit a home run.
We first got our hair cut today. I am not very happy with this result.
-Rinku
Come up with some new stories, already.
;)
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
I was at the game too
I think they were offering half-price tickets online as a special promotion, so my mother and I went just for the heck of it. What a game! I still remember the sound of the entire stadium chanting “Buehrle! Buehrle!” as he came to the mound in the ninth.
my God...where is his arm?
In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
I had tickets to that effin game
Didn’t make the drive from Rockford because I had to work and the weather was crappy. I told my then boss the next day about it (who is a rabid sox fan) and he said “What the hell? I would have given you the day off!”
I had them + a pregame dinner from the Sox there... but gave them up to a friend
It was the first game of my son’s Little League season and I was the manager. (To make it worse, the game ended early in a tie because of the cold. Guess that’s better than a loss though)
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
etiquette?
Would Larry or some other cultured being help out CC? A random I brought back is now passed out in my bed, snoring up an effing storm. Do I throw her out? Do I just start blasting tunes, or do I pull my college move and shoot her w/ a squirt gun (no pun intended). Thank you in advance
you gotta wait it out man
she worth a morning go?
In exchange, Galindo was to pay Martinez $16,000 and provide him with 160 cases of beer, 100 cases of soda, 50 cases of Gatorade, two cases of wine, and six cases of meat, Greenfield Police Chief Joe Grebmeier told CNN.
haha forgot I posted this
Yeah, she was. I got like 2 hours of sleep, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
by Crede's Crew on Jan 26, 2009 1:27 AM CST up reply actions
i thought i already helped you on this topic.
quit bringing home fat chicks.
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
drop trou, let it fly
and tell her she told you she was way into golden showers
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
i'll defer to other with experience in this area
but it doesn’t seem like a great idea to start pissing in your bed without putting down the rubber sheets first.
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
michael young's vagina still filled with sand.
Have you more or less come to grips with everything?
I’ll say this right out of the chute: I didn’t agree with it then. I can’t say I agree now. But, at the same time, those aren’t my calls. My call is to go out there and prepare to play winning baseball, and that’s what I’m going to do.
I know that when spring training takes over, my instincts for the game are going to take over, and I’m going to try to play at as high a level as I can. That’s all I’m focusing on. I’m trying to focus on things I can control.
Have you started preparing for third base?
No. Not at all. One thing about it is I went from second to short, which I’m pretty sure is a harder transition than going to third base. My biggest thing, what I want to bear down on is my responsibilities on bunt plays, cut-offs, get accustomed to that fact that I’m not going to be involved in the action. That was one of the reasons why I was so reluctant to move. You’ve asked me to take less of a leadership role in the infield. I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know what pitch is coming, what pitchers are shaking to, where catchers are setting up, where hitters are setting up in the box. All that part of the game, I’m out of now. I can’t determine who’s covering second base on steals, or how to switch things up on hit-and-run situations. All that kind of thing I really enjoyed in playing shortstop, and I don’t think there are as many guys as prepared as me to handle those responsibilities, and I don’t want to give them up.
http://www.star-telegram.com/284/story/1163347.html
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
maybe if he wasn't in to all that bullshit
he wouldn’t be such a terrible shortstop
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
he is going to cry like a baby
everytime Andrus makes an error.
32 in minors last year
"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.
how long does it take to adjust to hitting at sea level?
interesting theory, using matt holliday to illustrate. wonder if it holds up.
So if my theory was accurate, I could look at Holliday’s road games with the Rockies and see that his performance would improve the longer the team was on the road, because there would be more time to adjust.
With the magic of baseballmusings.com and Excel, I bring you my entry for the Nobel Prize…
Matt Holliday’s career road numbers…
First 2 games of a trip: .277 BA/.472 SLG
3rd game on: .281/.446
4th game on: .281/.458
5th game on: .291/.483
6th game on: .305/.522
7th game on: .321/.567
8th game on: .356/.683
http://www.baybridgebaseball.com/2009/01/great-matt-holliday-experiment.html
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
Colon on his way to Arizona
SANTIAGO .- The stellar monticulista Dominican Bartolo Colón, who won a Cy Young Award, is still believed capable of Resuming his career after successfully overcoming discomfort in his elbow and arm throw to sign one-year contract with the Chicago White Sox.
Colon, perhaps now more aware than ever of the need for better preparation, started at noon yesterday for a special project for training in Arizona.
The preparation will take about three weeks, a complement to that process started. “I have a few days I started throwing apparatus and soft I felt pretty good,” the right pitcher optimistic that last season wore the uniform of the Boston Red Sox (4-2, 3.92), but not ended.
White Sox signed him for a year and a million dollars after undergoing a not very delicate operation on her shoulder, no so-called Tommy John, but exploratory, drawing three small pieces of bone affecting their movements.
http://www.listindiario.com.do/app/article.aspx?id=88887
http://translate.google.com/translate…
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
get him to do some cardio and some stretching
he shows up in any kind of shape (besides round) and we’ll have a legit 1-2-3-4 combo in burs danks floyd and tolo
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Adam Dunn's Price Might Be Falling
Chico Harlan of the Washington Post spoke with an agent Monday who believes Adam Dunn “will get a max of $5MM per year” this offseason.
“Anything more than that and I’d be surprised,” added the unnamed agent. Dunn is reportedly still seeking a four-year, $56MM deal. Harlan notes that there are no big market teams in the running and he’s highly unlikely to get those desired figures. “That’s why Dunn just might end up in Washington, the one team that unequivocally wants the guy,” the report concludes.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/adam-dunns-pric.html
also http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/one-year-deals.html
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This was posted a earlier in the week, wasnt it?
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 25, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions
maybe...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I've heard talks of this
Not really a surprise, these guys are just going to have to accept they will be making a few million less… poor guys
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 25, 2009 5:57 PM CST up reply actions
Gotta rec (pleading) that one.
I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT
This does get addicting
Although I noticed that the picture becomes sort of “less defined” when you save it, so faces and other features that might be important are vaguer and not as easy to make out.
Anyway…
I know what you mean
Who is that?
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 25, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
could be bryan clark.
picture reversed, of course.
"A lot of people talk about his on-base percentage. I like to think in terms of him getting into scoring position."
its jonathon papelbon
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh ok.
The face was too vague for me to make out.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 25, 2009 10:14 PM CST up reply actions
i actually thought it was kurt warner at first
larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Did you forget what site you were posting in?
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Jan 25, 2009 11:13 PM CST up reply actions
White sox design Obama cap
Proceeds of the sale should go to a worthy charity like the Foundation for Jerry Owens’ Groin
White Sox '09 Slogan: Maybe we can?
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