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Camp Cora has been up and running throughout the winter, and the early progress reports have Josh Fields emerging as a leading candidate to "shock" the organization when he reports to spring camp in just over three weeks.

The third baseman was criticized by Ozzie Guillen last season for what the White Sox manager felt were diminishing skills as the year went on, so after a clean-up surgery on his knee in the fall, Fields opted to make a trip to Florida recently and work with Guillen and bench coach Joey Cora in preparation for taking over for free agent Joe Crede.

His goal? To make sure Guillen can’t criticize him — specifically his defense — any longer.

"I talked to Joey [on Monday] and he said [Fields is] moving better by far than he’s ever moved," hitting coach Greg Walker said. "[Cora] said we’ll be shocked.

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Prior to Opening Day 2006, Guillen handed a note to ESPN reporter Erin Andrews from Sox CF Brian Anderson which read "Dear Erin, Do you like me? Check one: [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe xOxOx Brian." Andrews reportedly responded with "[X] Who the hell is Brian Anderson? Give me Aaron Rowand any day."

http://www.sox35th.com/index.php/366/man-im-going-to-cut-you-up-so-bad-that-you-you-gonna-wish-i-didnt-cut-you-up-so-bad

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 27, 2009 7:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That is hysterical. Good one, Wiz.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 27, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

D'Backs' Talks With Garland Resume
According to Nick Piecoro of the Arizona Republic, the Diamondbacks have resumed contract discussions with free agent starter Jon Garland. Piecoro says Garland initially turned down an Arizona offer in the two-year, $13-14MM range. It’s unclear which site restarted talks, but maybe that offer is starting to look better to Garland.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/dbacks-talks-wi.html

I guess if he turned down a 2-year/$13-14mm offer he ain’t coming to the South Side

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 27, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Moron. Wasn't he the Angels' starter NOT good enough for the postseason roster?

Yep, he’s still a $10MM/year guy.

Duuuuude. Get a clue.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 27, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

BABIP: Slicing and Dicing Groundball Out Rates

http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2009/01/babip_slicing_a.php

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 27, 2009 8:32 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Albert Pujols

http://www.baseball-reference.com/sotd/archives/1014

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 27, 2009 8:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Minor League Defensive Stats now at minorleaguesplits.com

http://www.minorleaguesplits.com/cgi-bin/pl.cgi

h/t BTB

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 27, 2009 11:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Wow. This reminds me of some game threads where...

Certain posters would carry on conversations with themselves.
Nice job Wiz!

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 28, 2009 9:44 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I was drawn out of town the last two days for another damn funeral

so the top FanShot gets promoted…. I’ve got loads of emails and feeds to get through

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 28, 2009 12:30 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Cheat would be sunk without shaftr and TAEG.

It must be gratifying and comforting returning from someone’s death party to know your business is current. Like a finely tuned machine. What a relief!

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 12:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if cheat wasn't around for more than a few days, this place would implode.

i fear for the future every time cheat rides his bike without a helmet. we’re one protruding tree root away from a katrina-like disaster.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 12:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I picture Cheat as Phillip, the Hyper-Hypo kid.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=34905070

4:10 is the best part, when he gets his chocolate bar. Add a bike and it’s Cheat, I tell you.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 1:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

colin already told us that fields would suck.

are you trying to criticize colin? because that’s a bannable offense.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cora was banned back in august of 06 for the same thing.

so shut the fuck up.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you'll be shocked.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 28, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if he can pick up a half win or even a full one

by figuring out how not to be such a friggin butcher, it would go a long way. CHONE thinks he’s an average bat. i’ve got some skepticism in that regard too, but the whole idea is to see if Josh can find himself or not. not much to lose there.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 28, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"find himself"?

where do you come up with this shit?

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

in English 450, we don't just talk about Shakespeare's non dramatic poetry

we also achieve whole being, oneness and love of self. it’s an exciting journey. and one that Josh Fields is now on.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 28, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stay in school.

The real world will kill you within 6 months. Stay in the coccoon. Please.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you mean i can't pay for sandwiches with a song?

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 28, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

you don't have to take it in the ass just to get back at your father.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure he does.

His Dad is an Assembly of God preacher.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

or Greek

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 28, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That is normal behavior.

How is that getting back at Dad if Dad does it, too? Unless you mean that his Dad would be jealous of being replaced. That is beyond the pale, even for me.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just started Preacher btw

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 28, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It was the time of the preacher

in the year of 01
now the lessons are over
and the killings begun

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 28, 2009 4:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuuuuuck Yeeeeaaaah ! ! ! !

"wow, yeah. cubs ST should be awesome. have a great time."
-by Larry on Jan. 9, 2009 3:09 PM PST

by Hoytsstash on Jan 28, 2009 7:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i was quoting Willie Nelson

but so was Ennis so thats cool

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 28, 2009 7:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

+1 for reading the Preacher....

Hoytsstash hopes they would animate and make a film already…

"wow, yeah. cubs ST should be awesome. have a great time."
-by Larry on Jan. 9, 2009 3:09 PM PST

by Hoytsstash on Jan 29, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet. It should be required reading at school,

though I’m not sure what grade…

Hope you like it.

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 29, 2009 8:37 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Hoytsstash once heard the hardest thing about being gay is

telling your father you roller-blade…..

"wow, yeah. cubs ST should be awesome. have a great time."
-by Larry on Jan. 9, 2009 3:09 PM PST

by Hoytsstash on Jan 28, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

classic... from the funniest show ever!

what was the name of it again?

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

do-reeee-tooos

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

bing

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2009 10:31 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HUMAN GIANT

is the name of the show…

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fer sure, man...

You’ll love the “playful activities”:

The Journey to Adulthood is a complete youth ministry program of spiritual formation for 6th-12th grades. It uses Bible study, prayer, rites of passage, outreach ministries and both serious and playful activities to underscore its two guiding principles:

1. Manhood and womanhood are free gifts from God.

2. Adulthood must be earned.

http://leaderresources.org/j2a

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 28, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even think Obama can save your soul.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 28, 2009 2:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

heretic

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I linked for Colin because Ted Haggard teaches the course.

some people believe…

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 28, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Who's got the lobbying power

to add a line to Obama’s Stimulus Bill that includes economic relief to Sox fans at the Cell for Beer purchases made in 2009?? We only have a few hours!

The Washington Post previews the House vote on the stimulus. “The House is scheduled to vote tonight on an $825 billion stimulus proposal aimed at creating 4 million jobs and giving individuals and businesses an infusion of cash. The bill includes $275 billion in tax cuts and $550 billion in spending on roads and bridges, alternative-energy development, health-care technology, unemployment assistance, and aid to states and local governments. The Senate is expected to consider a separate bill next week. Last night, the Finance and Appropriations committees passed parts of the stimulus bill that total about $888 billion, clearing the way for debate to begin in the full chamber.”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 28, 2009 1:07 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Blago?

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 28, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So this starts the string of puffery articles on various Sox articles, right?

You know, how [insert veteran who had a bad year/unproven youngster] has changed things this winter by [switching batting stance, diet or workout regimen] and is primed for a big year. So who’s next? Konerko has to have one of these coming out shortly, right?

by CWSKeith on Jan 28, 2009 2:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

it disappoints me that the white sox do not have a partitive article.

sure would break up all the indefinite articles on the roster.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kittle will be at Sox Fest, he says.

I asked him if he’d cop to Fantasy Camp JR musings, but all I’m gonna get is Sox Fest talk (I guess JR was not at Camp this year). No scuttlebut from me this year. Sigh.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the die is cast..

1. J.O.
2. Che
3. Q!
4. Thome
5. Dye
6. A.J.
7. Konerko
8. Getz
9. The Shocker

by Andronicus on Jan 28, 2009 3:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

if we're using those players

i’m thinkin

1. Jesse Owens
2. Getz
3. Q!
4. Jim
5. JD
6. Kong
7. AJ
8. The Shocker ( I like it as a nickname)
9. Getz

Michael Phelps can swim faster than you can run. He can probably swim faster than you can break the sound barrier. If you and a friend are swimming, and Michael Phelps is coming to eat you, you only have to be faster than your friend.

Just kidding. Michael Phelps will catch up with and eat the shit out of both of you.

by U-God on Jan 28, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Getz is not Punto,

and thus can’t hit twice.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

1. Jesse Owens
2. Pookiebear
3. Q!
4. Lungfish
5. The Wampus
6. Shooter
7. Hondo
8. Sirloin
9. Chris Getz

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL.

WTF are you ON this week?

PS #4 is Gabby.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jesse
Che
Q!
Dyenamite
Thome
PK
AJ
Shocker
Lillibridge

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 28, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

without SSH around, there's certainly been a dearth of lineups on this site.

ah, the old days.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i like The Shocker

pretty well.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 28, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't say that to just anyone, colin.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 28, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just your dad

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 28, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

here we go

Getz, 2B
Willy Loman, LF
Q!, RF
PK, DH
The Big Crush, 3B
Che, SS
The Shocker, 1B
T-Flow, C
BA, CF

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 28, 2009 8:06 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I look forward to the day

when I can dial up my rotary phone and get SSS on the computer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCTn4FljUQ

by palehose67 on Jan 28, 2009 4:36 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

that dude has my moniter

"Thats terrible." - President Obama at the Commander-In-Chief Ball, to a soldier in Afghanistan from Chicago after Mr. President asked him if he was a Cubs fan or a Sox fan and the grunt said Cub fan. Out of the seven Chicagoland sodiers, 4 said Cubs, 3 said Sox.

by e-gus on Jan 28, 2009 5:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

blagojevich is going to give his own closing argument.

man, this is going to be awesome.

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/clout_st/2009/01/governors-words-ring-loudest-at-impeachment-trial.html

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 28, 2009 4:38 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

It just keeps

getting better. Maybe he’ll cut loose with some F-bombs.

by palehose67 on Jan 28, 2009 4:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Patti will show and drop the bombs

Blago will compare himself to every american icon in one way or another.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 28, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I fucking love this guy.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Including KenWo

"wow, yeah. cubs ST should be awesome. have a great time."
-by Larry on Jan. 9, 2009 3:09 PM PST

by Hoytsstash on Jan 28, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Although I am an American Icon....and American Idol as a matter of fact....

I can’t see any way that Blago could possibly compare himself to me. Unless he is a stallion in the sack…but somehow I doubt it.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 28, 2009 11:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You forgot

this guy jogs in place, I bet he could outlast you on his worst day.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THE SHOCKER!!!!

www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com

by Raf on Jan 28, 2009 6:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Michael Phelps can swim faster than you can run. He can probably swim faster than you can break the sound barrier. If you and a friend are swimming, and Michael Phelps is coming to eat you, you only have to be faster than your friend.

Just kidding. Michael Phelps will catch up with and eat the shit out of both of you.

by U-God on Jan 28, 2009 7:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

KW Thinks We Can Be Fine in '09

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090128&content_id=3779718&vkey=hotstove2008&fext=.jsp

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 28, 2009 7:51 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Q! says he'll do what the Sox want
A source close to Quentin said he is interested in playing for the United States but would accept whatever decision the Sox make. Quentin said he is healed fully from his wrist injury and would have been activated if the Sox had advanced to the American League Championship Series.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/chi-29-white-sox-brite-carlos-qujan29,0,6970050.story

can’t make a decision, not chicago tough…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 28, 2009 7:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Kenny on SC5
Kenny said he thought about bringing free-agent starter Jon Garland back, but decided against it for a couple reasons.

The first, and most obvious? You got it, money.

Garland signed a one-year deal with the Diamondbacks on Wednesday for $6-8 million. Kenny said the Sox would rather save that money for a possible in-season addition.

The White Sox were hoping to add Freddy Garcia, but they couldn’t (or wouldn’t) match the Mets’ offer.

The second reason for passing on Garland was the presence of Jeff Marquez, who was acquired from the Yankees in the Nick Swisher trade.

Kenny said Marquez and Garland are similar pitchers.

http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1320

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 28, 2009 8:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Marquez is going to kick ass this year

Can dial it up to 94 if he needs to and has a power sinker. I think he’s already at least the third best starter in the entire organization. It would be stupid to block him. I can’t believe all it took to get him was Swisher.

by hitlesswonder on Jan 28, 2009 9:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Columbus
Colon looks to have the inside track on the fourth-starter spot, but some doubt exists as to whether he will be ready at the season’s outset. During a pre-SoxFest press conference at U.S. Cellular Field on Wednesday, White Sox general manager Ken Williams talked about the burly right-hander being targeted to truly get ready somewhere around the middle of March after Colon had bone chips taken out of his right elbow a few months ago.

“Guys like Bartolo and Buehrle, these guys need a couple of starts and they’re ready to go nine,” Williams said.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090128&content_id=3780616&vkey=news_cws&fext=.jsp&c_id=cws

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 28, 2009 8:41 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Every time I open SSS or MLBTR,

I expect to see THE Sox blockbuster.

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Jan 28, 2009 10:00 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

; (

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Jan 28, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

d;(

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 29, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

its like the toothfairy

you get all excited for something huge! and then what youre left with youre like “really? thats all? what the fuck lady?”

by BoeJouma on Jan 28, 2009 11:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

fuck this weather in evansville....

ice and snow everywhere…..powers out all over town…dorms only place that has it now…..furbs is resorted to stealing internet to look at sss…..holy fucking hell….classes tomorrow fuck that….ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm

by furby2056 on Jan 28, 2009 11:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

You at Florida?

Ahhhhhhhhhh. No worries except procuring an eventual job. Stay in school.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 7:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

now that our messiah got his stimulus package approved by the House. Next step the Senate and then we all will be riding the gravy train.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 10:45 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i've already begun forwarding my bills to the federal government for payment.

i can’t wait to receive my free gas card in the mail.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gas and food stamps

I can’t wait to stand in line for free toilet paper and bread.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 10:53 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm using my kids' college fund to buy Sox scout seats

Education is free now, right?

"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09

by tailgater on Jan 29, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You are having to pay for Sox scout seats?

WTF?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You know you're responding to me, not larry, right?

I have a couple of connections…but not scout seat connections.

"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09

by tailgater on Jan 29, 2009 12:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I know.

I thought everything was free, not just the education and 40 acres + mule thing.

Besides, if your kids’ college fund is performing like mine the past 15 months they’re going to community college,anyway.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 12:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, or as I like to call it, "high school with ash trays"

"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09

by tailgater on Jan 29, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"40 acres + mule thing"

yeah, that whole thing…

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Jan 29, 2009 12:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone going to SoxFest?

I’ll be there. There is a seminar called Heavy Hitters that I am looking forward too with Hawk, JD, Q and Konerko. I may decide to give Konerko a few tips.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 28, 2009 11:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I look forward to hearing your coaching advise

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Jan 29, 2009 12:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The only thing worthwhile at SoxFest IMHO

is the Williams and Ozzie Q & A. Everything else is borderline , at best (at least for for someone 50+).

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Jan 29, 2009 3:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Today is the 28th anniversery of

Reinsdorf and Einhorn purchasing the team for a whopping 20 mil

Michael Phelps can swim faster than you can run. He can probably swim faster than you can break the sound barrier. If you and a friend are swimming, and Michael Phelps is coming to eat you, you only have to be faster than your friend.

Just kidding. Michael Phelps will catch up with and eat the shit out of both of you.

by U-God on Jan 29, 2009 8:51 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

And when is the anniversary of the threatened move to Florida if they didn't get a new stadium?

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 29, 2009 9:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That last second

Illinois House vote took place on June 30, 1988.

by palehose67 on Jan 29, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone got their Blago wigs on today for the festivities??

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 10:42 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

my secretary is popping the popcorn as i write.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

larry, we don't want to hear about your

secretary popping your popcorn.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You gotta get more PC

Yesterday’s “secretary” is today’s “administrative assistant.”

"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09

by tailgater on Jan 29, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

her title is legal secretary.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 12:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Her unofficial title is "larry's whore".

(That nickname was given by larry’s wife.)

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 12:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sure she was hired for her secretarial skills and nothing more

Not just anyone can toss a bag of Orville Redenbacher in the microwave.

"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09

by tailgater on Jan 29, 2009 12:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

larry has big appetites.

Needs a woman around 24/7. Mom’s passed her expiration date.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 12:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

this is hilarious.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like he might not resign.....I thought he might.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 11:17 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he's got the jet fueled up for one last flight home on the taxpayer's dime; can't use the plane if he resigns.

if i were his lawyer, under no circumstances would i advise him to resign at this point. the criminal trial is what matters.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 11:25 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

good points

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This guy is only leaving in handcuffs or a body bag.

Kicking and screaming. I will be disappointed if there is no blood.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Patti:

“You tell em honey, f*&k all dem b*tch senators! Shove it up their mother&*%ing a$$es!”

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 11:26 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'll bet she has a purdy mouth.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 11:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

She is kind of cute

in a “dirty girl” kind of way.

"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09

by tailgater on Jan 29, 2009 12:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Fields and Viciedo add explosive bat element to the corners

I know some fans are upset about the youth rebuilding stuff happening with the Sox but Fields power with the bat and Dayan Viciedo’s hitting explosiveness and utility 3B and maybe 1B presence is going to be a big plus for this team. I mean you got a like Fields who when healthy is a slugger like Quentin and a 19yr. old rocket hitter like Viciedo who is called the Cuban Babe Ruth who might bring a very nice spark to this club when the second half of the season rolls around, which is when he would probably be debuted. I have a feeling both Fields and Konerko will get in their slumps, all players do, and maybe then Dayan Viciedo can be brought in to light it up. Especially if his some of his cuban idols both the cuban missile Ramirez and second half healthy Jose Contreras are there to give the boy guidance and confidance. Maybe these guys can bring a whole new meaning to bay of pigs slaughterhouse against the central division. Cuba Si! Yankees No!

The Ghost of Ron Rivera haunts the Windy City...

by Oso Monstar of Midway on Jan 29, 2009 11:56 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

thanks

I needed a good laugh today.

by jc2313 on Jan 29, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I am assuming he is heading back to the governor's jet

and by the time he gets home he probably will not be governor of illinois.

I didn’t know he was working for the people. I am glad he cleared that up (3,000 times during the speech).

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 11:57 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

It's over?

I missed it?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 12:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's done talking

Prosecution gets 30 min rebuttal, then I think the senators get up to 5 minutes each if they want to talk and then the vote.

Their is a recess for an hour before hand so everyone can do celebration cocktails and shots.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He's hoping for >$5.1MM?

Good luck, Joe.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 1:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sisco news
# The A’s deal for Russ Springer will be worth more than $3MM plus incentives. They’re also eyeing Brian Shouse and Andrew Sisco as possible pen additions. Sisco, recovering from Tommy John, has also auditioned for the Rockies and Giants.

# Tom Glavine’s agent Gregg Clifton did not attend yesterday’s meeting with Frank Wren; it was a health update and not a contract negotiation. Rosenthal says Glavine figures to seek a Freddy Garcia-like deal. The Braves need to save money to add an outfielder, with Nick Swisher atop their list. The Yankees’ goal in moving Swisher or Xavier Nady would be to recoup prospects.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/rosenthal-on-ab.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 29, 2009 1:11 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

me too

doesn’t seem it can be anything smaller than what kenny got?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 29, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Check the marketplace, please.

Kenny did OK – he couldn’t move him with a bulldozer right now. That previously cheap contract looks a lot fairer now.

Speaking of Swisher, I had no idea our guys were so flashy on “D” last year. MLB Network last night was replaying their top 9 defensive plays at each position. I stayed awake long enough to see Danks with the top play at P (the playoff tag at home), Swisher with the runner-up at 1B catching a popup over his shoulder (ah, he’ll be missed), and Che getting only the runner-up at 2B for his flip to Paulie (which was ESPN’s Play of the Year – shows what they know).

Who knew we were so good?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Just wait until you see Fields with the glove this year, WU.

You’ll be S-H-O-C-K-E-D!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 1:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what, about how bad he is?

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 29, 2009 2:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Camp Cora, dude.

Turns butchers into ballerinas! (look at joey…very graceful).

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if he does improve

it will probably be a lot more to do with his knee being better rather than a few extra practice sessions.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 29, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

considering he stunk before the knee problem, i don't think so.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What's his flop ratio?

He might have Paulie range. Oh, the IF will be interesting this year. Buehrle is already starting his drinking regiment.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's "flop radius"

yup. Anyway, he’s 6’1", or shorter and thicker than Alexei.

by Daniel Berlyn on Jan 29, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. "Radius". As opposed to "ulna".

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 3:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

his hands ain't shit but bitches and tricks

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 29, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

*hos and tricks

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 29, 2009 4:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Kenny's early deal probably helped him max the return

on Vazquez. we’ll see on Swish.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 29, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i would like to take another flier on Sisco

just for the hell of it.

Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.

by colintj on Jan 29, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

he already told us to fuck off.

Obama said he would have to instill "some flinty Chicago toughness" into Washingtonians.

by larry on Jan 29, 2009 4:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

So does Pat Quinn have a woody yet?

Getting close….

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Jan 29, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I implore everyone to find some way to watch G-Rod's closing argument

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 29, 2009 3:45 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Good one, OM. Some would say "gold".

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 29, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I would have, but the speech deserved some Google Image legwork

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 29, 2009 3:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

The day the music died

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-blagojevich-speech,0,5647881.story

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 29, 2009 5:04 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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