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The Fate of CHESSFU

 Sometimes the planets align just right and we all get a glimpse of brilliance like we had for three posts in one day from the would be poet laureate, CHESSFU.

 This isn't the first time an intellectual giant graced SSS with his prescence, only to be berated and cast off by those of us entrenched in the annals of this web periodical. There have been other free thinkers that have wandered into this little strange baseball/LOLcode hybrid only to be shunned and exiled for eternity.

 Its a rare bird that can be assimilated like kenwo, we need to be more nurturing to our vagabond weirdos so that we get more than one day of their pure comedy gold.

That is why I suggest we launch a new campaign, similar to this:

intro

actual mission

 

the best post ever

everything they say should be met with 100% enthusiasm and marvel at how simple yet perfect it all is. we'll need a secret signal of some kind to signal that the operation is a go(perhaps 'the fate of Carlos'), and we need the heavy weights on board like wu and larry who post about 50 times a day, as well as at least one moderator. We can encourage the next maniacs outlandish opinions and thereby milk their comedic genius for a solid week or so before the jig is up.

just a thought to pass the day since the pilot light apparently went out on the Sox hot stove.

 

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The signal should not be too obvious

 maybe something like this will work —
“the eagle has landed and the fat man walks alone”
Subtle…….perhaps too much so.
Hoytsstash’s apologies.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into 9 innings.

by Hoytsstash on Jan 8, 2009 4:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Thar she blows!!!

All hands on deck!
All hands on deck!

by oahu420 on Jan 8, 2009 4:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I did my best...

Agreed with and even suggested the trade of Q for more pitching… which resulted in Chessfu-kudome adding another post regarding Carlos… it was such an opportunity… so sad we may lost another

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Jan 8, 2009 6:56 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

special people rule.

I was in the shit too!

by thecip on Jan 8, 2009 7:19 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Insensitive bastards

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 9, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

TOO MANY PEOPLE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WAY OF THE WORLD

Why should, I argue? Does it pay my bills, fix my bum leg, heal war wounds? No, too many people forget. We have the right to disagree. I don’t understand nor do I accept that the if we are indeed all White Fans. We can’t disagree with being A-HOLES in the process.

The net allows, jerks, clowns, and pussies the venue to bitch behind close doors.Safe from being punched in the nose, or simply shot.

The world is a dangerous place and instead of making it more dangerous. I choose to remove myself from this non sense. People ARE SHOOTING PEOPLE OVER SUCH BULLSHIT.

I just don’t feel like killing anyone else for as long as I can help it.

by CHESSFU on Jan 16, 2009 5:09 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

PS

Once OUR WHITE SOXS finish out of the playoffs. Most of my concerns will have to be addressed in the following season. Watch the Sox clean house and bring back a new version of the KIDS CAN PLAY.

by CHESSFU on Jan 16, 2009 5:16 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

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