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We needed another one

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 9, 2009 2:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I vote a big "No" to EasyHeat's participation.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

traitor

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 9, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have a big NO for Buehrle or Danks

I’m less concerned about a reliever…

But yeah.. While I’m sure I’ll be excited when the WBC rolls around (will I even be able to see it? I’m one of those poor souls without MLBN) I would really rather not have the Sox represented, specifically in the starting staff.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 9, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Pedroia and Youkilis don't sound American to me.

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 9, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Was the other "Pedroiaphile"?

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 9, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I bet it bugged him, as a Jew.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

We need some moves!

I am so bored with the pale hose right now. Do something! Anything. Sign a minor league contract.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 9, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Morals charge?

Drug arrest? Where’s Uribe? We need a hit.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Let Freedom Ring: Busting the Myth of the Salary Cap
by Shawn Hoffman

Small-market teams love salary caps. Or rather, they think they do. At least on paper, caps stop teams in New York, Boston, and Chicago from oligopolizing the free-agent market, and should therefore help level the economic playing field. And, to a certain extent, they do; a small-market team in a capped league is more likely to acquire or retain top-tier talent. But there’s a catch. That same small-market team will need to win, and keep winning, just to stay financially viable. And sometimes, winning might not even be enough.

http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8409

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 9, 2009 2:39 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

We can go round and round on this

But Shawn and others many times tend to oversimplify the cap argument.

“In other words, without a more egalitarian distribution of income, the system crumbles”

Ugh. That’s sort of the point isn’t it? If you use the NFL model the distribution of revenue who have to be changed.

I am not advocating a cap, I just think its more to it then these articles suggest.

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 9, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the nfl model doesn't really work for mlb, either.

not unless they plan to change the rules regarding the draft and international free agents.

by larry on Jan 9, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I have heard Danks and Quentin were playing.

I prefer the pitchers not do it, but I would love for our hitters to.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 9, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

did you read the article? doesn't mention them.

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 9, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't heard any speculation on Q!

but last month Verducci, trying to peer into Johnson’s mind, wrote that Danks might be considered

Johnson wants a heavily left-handed pitching staff, in part because Canada and Japan are loaded with lefty hitting. That could mean roster spots for pitchers such as Brian Fuentes, Jon Lester, John Danks and B.J. Ryan. The USA took only three lefties in the first WBC: Fuentes, Al Leiter and Dontrelle Willis. Johnson is leaning toward carrying only four or five starting pitchers.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 9, 2009 2:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Like I want Johnson deciding anything to do with a Sox starter?

Don’t know the rules, but the team must have veto powers, right?

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 9, 2009 2:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Quentin listed here

http://www.chiff.com/recreation/sports/world-baseball-classic.htm

And I think I heard Danks maybe on Verducci’s article, or maybe something else.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 9, 2009 2:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

That doesn't list Jeter, and I thought he was the 1st to volunteer?

"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. "
Klinger

by Chiburb on Jan 9, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that is not an official list

But I guess more a collection of rumors he has heard? I don’t know.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 9, 2009 3:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Captain America - his Caucasian name is Steve Rogers.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

This is

JoeCowleyCoolMan24 we are talking about here.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want any Sox players in the WBC

Just another chance at getting injured.

Does anyone really care who the WBC champ is?

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Jan 9, 2009 3:43 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

its basically there to scout cubans

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 9, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Does Alexi have a brother? cousin? I say, nab 'em!

"There will be surgery. It will heal. It will heal fast."- Carlos Quentin on NBC 5 News Chicago (9/5/08)

by tailgater on Jan 9, 2009 4:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Alexei, goddammit.

ALEXEI!

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

pick your defector.

http://www.cubanews.ain.cu/2008/0109cubabaseball.htm

Catchers: Ariel Pestano, Rolando Meriño, Yosvani Peraza, Yenier Bello and Eriel Sánchez.

Infielders: Alexander Mayeta, Héctor Olivera, Yulieski Gourriel, Michel Enríquez, Eduardo Paret, Yadil Mujica, Yoandy Garlobo, Luis Miguel Navas, Rudy Reyes, Yorelvis Charles, José Dariel Abreu and Donald Duarte.

Outfielders: Alfredo Despaigne, Yoandry Urgellés, Frederich Cepeda, Alexei Bell, Leonys Martín, Giorvis Duvergel, Yoelvis Fiss, Leslie Anderson, Yohenis Céspedes y Osmani Urrutia.

Pitchers: Pedro Luis Lazo, Jonder Martínez, Luis Miguel Rodríguez, Aroldis Chapman, Norge Luis Vera, Yunieski Maya, Yulieski González, Miguel Lahera, Norberto González, Vladimir García, Yadiel Pedroso, Ismel Jiménez, Maikel Folch, Reinier Roibal, Vicyohandri Odelín, Yaumier Sánchez, Yolexis Ulacia and Wilber Pérez.

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take all the "Y" players for $500, Alex

Yosvani Peraza, Yulieski Gourriel, Yadil Mujica, Yoandy Garlobo, Yorelvis Charles, Yoandry Urgelles, Yoelvis Fiss, Yohenis Cespedes, Yunieski Maya, Yulieski Gonzalez, Yadiel Pedroso, Yaumier Sanchez, and Yolexis Ulacia.

Good lord, there are only two players in there with the same name.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jan 10, 2009 12:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I sure don't

I hate the WBC.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer the WBA as my boxing federation.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Dont know if anyone posted this on another thread but......

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/jon_heyman/01/09/manny.giants.dodgers/index.html?eref=writers

I would certainly try to acquire Freddy. He looked pretty good in that game vs. the Sox and they say no damage was reported on his latest MRI….. I would go get em’. Looks like it’s down to us and the Rangers.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Jan 9, 2009 4:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

why is there an apostraphe in your post after em?

"So I feel since I’ve done what some of you are to chicken shit or just too, chicken shit to do."
by CHESSFU on Jan 6, 2009 5:00 PM PST

by U-God on Jan 9, 2009 4:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't swat at him

he will only fly back in your face, and keep doing so until you eventually catch and smash.

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2009 6:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Teacher, eh?

(Sound of bombs dropping on Illinois schools.)

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He teaches behavior disorder kids.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to do that. It takes a Sox fan!

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

motherfuck

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 9, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

dewon day = douche australian guy

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 9, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

= equals the next

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 9, 2009 4:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

much more so than bert blyleven or tim raines

in general, i think all of these guys are too generous, except for knisely.

i guess i’m a ‘small hall’ guy. i would only vote for rickey, blyleven, and raines. i’m on the fence about closers in general, and thus also about lee smith.

also, this may sound insane, but i was looking around baseball reference, and doesn’t jack clark have better offensive numbers than both rice and dawson? better career ops+, runs created/game, and batting runs/wins.

by Ryno on Jan 9, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't tell that to Jon Heyman


“RARRR! STATS!!! SEAMHEADS!!! VORPIES!!!! NEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS!!!!! I CAN TELL HOW GOOD OF A PLAYER SOMEBODY WAS WITH MY OWN EYES!!!”

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jan 9, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HAH!

I CAN’T STAND NEERRRRRRRRDS! PROJECTIONS ARE WORTHLESS! VORPIES ARE OK! NOT WATCHING GAMES AND HAVING AN OPINION ON EVERYTHING TYPE PEOPLE SUCK TOO!

So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?

by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1

by Where Triples Go to Die on Jan 9, 2009 6:48 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, and Jack Clark had STYLE.

One of my favorite sluggers in the ’80’s. Good call. I also am a small Hall guy.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and a sweet nickname

jack the ripper. we need more ballplayers with serial killer–inspired nicknames. maybe if we start calling jerry owens ‘the nightstalker’ he’ll strike fear into the hearts of his opponents.

by Ryno on Jan 10, 2009 5:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible indepedent-league manager

Had to chase him down after ballgames because he parked behind the center-field fence, and left immediately after the last out.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jan 10, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't say he was a beautiful human being.

I like my sluggers to be jerky. Dick Allen, come on down.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 11, 2009 6:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

While grabbing the kids overheard the tease

about Levine reporting that Texas and Chicago had spoke briefly about Dye and Michael Young. What’s up with that?

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 9, 2009 5:53 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Dan Lozano deserves mad props

for getting M Young his contract—$16 mil/season through 2013 + lots of no-trade protection.

by stanchar on Jan 9, 2009 6:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes I forgot about that

What on earth were they thinking?

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 9, 2009 6:31 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

5 more years.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but what if Texas eats $3 M a year for him.

I’d do it. Hell, I’d do it without the money coming over, but that’s just because I am a Michael Young fan. Meh.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 9, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

They gotta eat at least $6, more like $8 mil a year for me to consider it.

I’d rather go the cheap route and see what Beckham can do in 2010, though.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jan 9, 2009 7:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

8 Mil?

Young is owed an average of $12.5M over the next 5 years. That would mean only 4.5M for him, that would be great, but there is no chance of that.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 10, 2009 1:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Where are you seeing that?

From what I’ve read, he’s getting $16 mil every year through 2013.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jan 10, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8916168/LIVE:-Tuesday-updates-from-winter-meetings

“Young, who holds a full no-trade clause, is owed approximately $60 million over the next five seasons, some of it deferred. His contract is for $80 million over five years, but after agreeing to the extension in March 2007, he received some of the money the past two seasons as a bonus”

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 10, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"like rain down from the heavan"

hallelujah

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 10, 2009 1:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that like heaven?

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Jan 10, 2009 5:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It looked more like I was correcting him on the price

rather than pleading to him why we should get him, but whatever.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 10, 2009 2:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

gosh, you're right. my bad.
Yeah, but what if Texas eats $3 M a year for him.

I’d do it. Hell, I’d do it without the money coming over, but that’s just because I am a Michael Young fan. Meh.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 9, 2009 7:11 PM CST

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for supporting me.
but that’s just because I am a Michael Young fan. Meh.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 11, 2009 12:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'd do the deal.

Like this….Dye and a middling prospect…..Texas eats 6 mil a year of it….we move him immediately to second base….I’m betting we’re happy with him the next four years at 10 per.

by dantesox on Jan 10, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

first of all, it's five seasons.

second, if michael young is worth $10M in any one season of the next five – let alone all five – i will be surprised.

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think Dan Lozano is also

the guy who turned down arbitration for OC.

by VictorB on Jan 10, 2009 8:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i missed this one (behind on my deadspin) Where's WIZ?

‘08 Sox draft pick (didn’t sign) Kyle Long, son of NFL HOFer Howie Long arrested on DUI charges.

He didn’t throw a pitch at FSU before transferring to JuCo, which means he’ll be eligible to be drafted again this year, I believe.

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 9, 2009 7:02 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

If you party too much for Free Shoes University,

you are a major partier.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 9, 2009 7:20 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, I saw that

does it affect the Sox in any way? I couldn’t think of anything

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 9, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't affect the sox?

yesterday you posting derek lowe updates

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 9, 2009 8:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

aren't the Sox a small possibility for lowe?

I thought so

maybe colin’s enthusiasm influenced me too much…

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 9, 2009 8:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

White Sox general manager Ken Williams nixes Jermaine Dye trade rumors
For the second time in a week, White Sox general manager Ken Williams is denying rumors his team is close to making what would be considered a blockbuster deal.

Williams, via e-mail, said he “would not waste” time chasing rumors the Sox might re-sign starting pitcher Jon Garland, a free agent, or have a big deal working with the Rangers involving All-Star shortstop Michael Young, veteran outfielder Jermaine Dye and top pitching prospect Aaron Poreda.

Earlier this week, Williams denied a report in a Baltimore blog that the Sox were pursuing second baseman Brian Roberts for young starter Gavin Floyd.

While he may be shopping Dye, Williams does not seem willing to part with young pitching, especially such top prospects as Poreda, Floyd and John Danks, all of whom may be in the 2009 rotation.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/chi-10-basebitsjan10,0,685585.story

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 9, 2009 11:25 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Levine is still yapping on this one this morning

“Young’s what, like 30?”
-Bruce Levine

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jan 10, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Baseball's New Austerity
Robert Stavins, a professor of business and government at Harvard University, predicts a drop in single-game sales but not a decrease in season-ticket sales. “Generally speaking, sports are not a necessity of life,” Stavins says, adding, “There’s a family that’s going to go to one game a year” instead of two.

With that prospect in mind, wary owners, fearing half-full stadiums, are scouting less expensive talent. Many older pitchers may enter spring training without a contract and, although the league is well past winter meetings, the free agent list is still well stocked. “I’ve been doing this 30 years and I’ve never seen it this slow,” Nero says.

Big-name players like outfielders Adam Dunn, Bobby Abreu, and Derek Lowe would probably agree. This winter, all three stars have been hanging around like kids at a pickup game, hoping to land a suitable deal. Chicago White Sox shortstop Orlando Cabrera is sprucing up his résumé by offering to play second base. Rafael Furcal, who earned $15 million last year as the Los Angeles Dodgers’ shortstop, swam out into the free agent waters, found them frigid, and returned to L.A. with his blue hat in hand, taking a $5 million pay cut.

http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnflash/content/jan2009/db2009019_042316.htm

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 9, 2009 11:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

While not a huge fan of acquiring M. Young....

I certainly understand the sentiment within the organization (if it even exists like Mr Levine says it does) to get a top-of-the-order bat. As of now the same issue that has dogged this team since PODS 2005 is still there…….not much to get excited about before the heart of the order.
I’d be interested in taking a flyer on David Eckstein at 2B…..he had a .354 OBP in 76 games for Toronto last year before being traded to ARZ….he clearly understands his role….just a thought.

by stanchar on Jan 10, 2009 12:55 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what is his role?

hit ball with bat/field ball with glove/swing bat crazy in warm up circle

by Craig Grebeck on Jan 10, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the role of grinder.

ozzie and coop really like fresh coffee when they get to the ballpark.

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

There's not many

“leadoff hitters” out there. It’s a tough position to fill. Cough. Is Kenny Lofton still available?

www.stallingtheman.blogspot.com

by Raf on Jan 10, 2009 5:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Love the first comment
"I’m optimistic by nature. And I’m going to take this experience and things that I’ve learned and hopefully be a productive member of our community," he said.

"Isn’t that what people say at their parole hearings? "

by 815Sox on Jan 11, 2009 8:19 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

Rec’d!

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 11, 2009 8:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Early Projected Standings using THT Projections

http://www.beyondtheboxscore.com/2009/1/10/716370/early-projected-standings

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 3:10 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to say, FUCK THAT SHIT

I will eat my foot if we finish 8 games behind the Royals for last place.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Jan 10, 2009 3:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i like that no AL West team is above .500

and that detroit magically becomes an 80 win team

"So I feel since I’ve done what some of you are to chicken shit or just too, chicken shit to do."
by CHESSFU on Jan 6, 2009 5:00 PM PST

by U-God on Jan 10, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Were there THT Projections...

at the start of last season too? Those might be interesting to see.

by palehose67 on Jan 10, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yawn for standing projections as usual

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Jan 10, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i don't believe any projection that does not have the twins winning the division.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe in THT Projections

because they weren’t mention in the Bible. But I’m pretty sure the Twins were mentioned in the Bible.

by palehose67 on Jan 10, 2009 4:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no surprise

last year according to most projections, we were supposed to suck as well. these projections are never kind to aging, slow teams like us it seems like

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Jan 11, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

global warming COLDEST JANUARY FOR YEARS

put that in your pipe and smoke it

regards

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 3:12 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

what in the world are you talking about? It was 60 in Chicago a few weeks ago. It being cold doesn’t mean global warming isn’t real. By the time winter stops existing as we know it, we’re well beyond screwed. Deal with it now before it’s too late.

by chunk23 on Jan 10, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

lol

larry has that system down to a science. Especially with the way the economy is….big wigs like larry coming in dressed in their mink coats and 24k gold cigarrete holders with pockets lined with coke make for a large draw during shift changes.
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2008 4:24 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

by Jbasic89 on Jan 10, 2009 4:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

whoosh

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 4:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Green house effect bollocks

I think we are living in the fridge effect FFs – THERES 2 PENGUINS IN MY BACK GARDEN ITS USUALLY ROBINS. IT’S JUST A BIG CON SO THAT THE HISTORY AND GEOGRAPHY CHANNEL CAN SELL MORE SUBS. We will have eskimos invading West Yorkshire in a bit building igloos it’s that cold, I’m freezing my knackers off.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 12, 2009 6:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sarah Palin needs your vote in 2012.

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 10, 2009 10:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it's called climate change

and shove that pipe up your ass

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 5:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

then why isn't the ice melting in leeds like in the antiatrica?

you need to watch the History TV Channel to see that

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are you using the french defense logic?

why should we care hitler is invading poland?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

don't believe all they tell you

you’ve got a brain use it – it’s fucking freezing here, freeze the bollocks of brass monkeys and there is a bobby hat and glove shortage because they shut down all the bobby hat factories because the professors told them it would never get cold anymore.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

of course I don't

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 5:55 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

can you get me a bobby hat mr wizard?

we have a shortage here and I need to keep my head warm when I’m waiting for the bus on a morning. I blame the professors all the factories have closed now, and everyone is freezing, the Climate Change people should make hats for all those people that can’t get them anymore.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sure

want a pony too?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 6:02 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

no thanks

just a bobby hat will do, but I don’t like the ones with pom poms on the top, if you send me one of them I’ll cut the pom pom off.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Can I rec this entire exchange?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jan 10, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

could take some time.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and if you havent got a haypenny

then god bless you

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 10, 2009 7:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THE CLIMATE HAS ALWAYS CHANGED IT GETS WARM IN SUMMER

AND COLD IN WINTER – I don’t need a professor who has never seen an Iceberg to tell me that

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 10, 2009 5:49 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

sure, sleep tight

nothing to worry general

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 5:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I do my bit for the planet

I have 4 dustbins more than you I bet, a blacky grey one for general rubbish with a blacky grey top, a blacky grey one with a red top for garden waste, a blue one with a blue top for paper and a funny coloured one with a funny coloured top for metal cans.
I bet that’s more than the global warmer professors in Chicago have got.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 11, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

probably because it's sort of stupid to have multiple bins.

we have the working poor to sort things for us.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the old lady down the street

has had her blue one pinched, so I have put her paper waste in my Blue Bin, because if you put it in the wrong bin you get fined by the council.
If anyone sees a blue bin with a number 22 on it let me know please.

number one when it mattered!

by hoodlight on Jan 11, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

it was the paki on the next block.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i saw your movie rec hoodlight

“the long good friday”

its no scarface.

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 10, 2009 7:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

well

I think you called it the ‘english godfather’ or the ‘english scarface’ or something like that so i netflixed it, and it pretty much sucked.
Pierce Brosnan in a speedo though for the ladies and the switch hitters

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 11, 2009 5:50 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

coach rock
Tim Raines, first base coach on the White Sox’s championship team in 2005, is going to try managing with Newark in the independent Atlantic League.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-11-rogers-whispersjan11,0,409695.story

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 5:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

swisher-cameron swap?
The Yankees still have interest in acquiring Brewers centerfielder Mike Cameron after talks broke off in late December. They recently floated the idea of swapping first baseman/outfielder Nick Swisher for Cameron.

Acquired earlier in the winter from the Chicago White Sox, Swisher was targeted to play first base for the Yankees before they signed Teixeira. He has approximately $21 million left on his contract over the next three seasons and is not considered a top-notch centerfielder despite seeing considerable action there last year in Chicago.

Having lost two strikeout pitchers in Sabathia and Sheets, Melvin figures more balls will be put in play off the Brewers’ staff this year. Thus, he’s inclined to keep Cameron despite his $10 million price tag.

“I’m not motivated to move him,” said Melvin, who promised Cameron he would only trade him to a contender. “Having a good defensive centerfielder is valuable.”

http://www.jsonline.com/sports/brewers/37363469.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 10, 2009 6:47 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

That would really chafe my ass.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Jan 11, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

colin won't like that

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 11, 2009 5:53 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

http://hotstove.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/01/nationals_interested_in_nady_a.html

I’ll blow a gasket if the Nats trade Milledge for Swish… Thankfully, the yankees are looking to unload a OFer not maintain the status quo. Still, I imagine any deal that involves Nady/Swish will make the Sox haul appear even worse

AIM: SouthSideCheat

by The Cheat on Jan 10, 2009 7:15 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

yankee players are worth 1.5 times other mlb players.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 10, 2009 8:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I really doubt that happens...

Swisher just isn’t worth that much to the Nats given the team they’ll have this year and they have the precedent of what the Yanks gave up for Swisher.

Still, every time I see Marquez listed at #5 in the Sox rotation I’m flabbergasted by:
a) the fact the Sox gave up a talented cheap player for nothing
b) that Marquez is listed at #5 in the Sox rotation….

by hitlesswonder on Jan 10, 2009 11:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

so they edited those projections from earlier

we’re now the worst team in the AL

http://www.replacementlevel.com/index.php/RLYW/comments/extremely_early_2009_projections_marcel_edition

"So I feel since I’ve done what some of you are to chicken shit or just too, chicken shit to do."
by CHESSFU on Jan 6, 2009 5:00 PM PST

by U-God on Jan 10, 2009 8:22 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

WTF,

we get worse every year.

Like I’ve been saying, “These Sox really suck.”

"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08

by ballyb on Jan 10, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MARS I HAVE NOT SEEN IT

JUST BECAUSE SOME ASTROTWAT TOLD YOU THERE IS ANOTHER PLANET DOESNT MEAN ITS TRUE. IM FREEZING MY TATERS OFF HERE, NO ONE CAN DENY THIS!!!!!!

Vinny Del Negro interviewed for the job today. I mean come on! Nobody else thinks this is nuts?
by Juiceboxjerry on Jun 6, 2008 4:21 PM CDT actions actions 0 recs

by Ozzie Montana on Jan 10, 2009 10:52 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

white sox ST broadcast schedule, think this hasn't been posted.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/downloads/y2008/stbroadcasts.pdf

i propose a SSS meet-up on march 14 to watch the game. definitely should be in a bar in the loop.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 10:33 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Only seven televised games

That’s a bit of a letdown. Although with MLB.tv I’ll have a few more opposing team broadcasts

by 3E8 on Jan 11, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

just to note,

the cubs also have additional broadcasts against the white sox on the 4th and 5th (the vegas games) which will be on tv.

http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/news/press_releases/press_release.jsp?ymd=20090109&content_id=3738347&vkey=pr_chc&fext=.jsp&c_id=chc

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 12:30 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Deja vu all over again.

I propose a bar on N. Clark St. Maybe somewhere near Addison.

If you have nothing to add to the discussion. Continue sniffing glue.

by defensive indifference on Jan 11, 2009 12:25 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i think that would be better for the game on the 21st.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 12:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, the one thing about the game on the 14th...

we’ll be able to see Dye, Danks, Poreda, Paniagua on their new team!

If you have nothing to add to the discussion. Continue sniffing glue.

by defensive indifference on Jan 11, 2009 12:34 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You are persistent, I'll grant you that.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 11, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

neyer/james guide to pitchers

finally got around to finishing this, after about five years of it being on my desk. kind of an uneven effort but enough interesting stuff in it to justify the price.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 11:04 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

I keep it around just so I can look up the type of pitches that a particular pitcher has used.

by shaftr on Jan 11, 2009 4:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

curt schilling's HOF ballot
Dan Plesac – Discussion: My first "Sack" memory came in Milwaukee in the late ’80’s. He was throwing a pen coming off an injury and they had a gun on him. He was throwing his fastball from 96-99 and mixing in a 92 mph slider … He didn’t remain a closer long enough to merit HOF votes I don’t think but if there was a HOF for awesome teammates with great senses of humor this guy is a first ballot HOF’er. Sack could make you laugh until you cried, funny as hell and a fantastic teammate who I wish I’d been able to play longer with. I still remember walking into the bathroom in Arizona and I hear "GO TO THE WHIP! GO TO THE WHIP!!" and I’m thinking "What the hell?" only to see him come out of the stall. He is HUGE into Horse racing and breeding and has been for a long time.

http://38pitches.weei.com/baseball/hof-2009/

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 11:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

More help from down south?
A couple weeks ago, we covered Cuban stars Yadel Marti and Yasser Gomez defecting to the United States. Laura Albanese at Newday has an update on the pair, and their hopes to make it to the big leagues.

The two hope to be represented by Jaime Torres, agent of Yuniesky Betancourt and Jose Contreras. Torres says they’re both Major League caliber and are capable of playing in the big leagues immediately. They’re currently working out in Melville, NY.



Marti, 29, is hailed as one of Cuba’s best pitchers. The right hander was their ace in the 2006 World Baseball Classic, throwing 12.2 scoreless innings. Gomez, 28, is a speedy outfielder and career .331 hitter in Cuba. He hit .397 over a 66-game span in Cuba’s 2008 national series tournament.

In the video link on the right side, the two say they’re thankful to have a chance to play in the Majors, and are open to any teams because they’re playing to support their families. They do, however, specifcially mention the Yankees, White Sox, and Red Sox by name.

by stanchar on Jan 11, 2009 5:28 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Check out Lookout Landing for the definitive post mortem.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 11, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yeesh

hes about 2 knuckles deep on wee willie

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 11, 2009 10:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

talk about being on the pulse of your team:
Moore will sign Bloomquist at some point

I have no doubt

by royalsreview on Apr 15, 2008 4:22 PM PDT actions actions 2 recs

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 11, 2009 10:33 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Theyre WTGTD?

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Jan 11, 2009 10:42 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

SSS: now with bacon!

http://bacolicio.us/http://www.southsidesox.com/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 11, 2009 5:42 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

The Couch Slouch
Q. How can someone — in this case, the Dolphins’ Chad Pennington — be the NFL Comeback Player of the Year twice in three seasons? (Daniel Stone; New Kensington, Pa.)

A. Obviously, you’ve never been married.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/othersports/394753_chad05.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Jan 11, 2009 5:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Rickey Henderson --1st ballot HOF

I interviewed him for SI two years ago when he was playing w/ the San Diego Surf Dawgs. The man was in awesome shape. And such a little shit… Wonder if he really raped his half-sister…

by RoyEgan on Jan 11, 2009 6:44 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

was that really you?

I remember that article

"So I feel since I’ve done what some of you are to chicken shit or just too, chicken shit to do."
by CHESSFU on Jan 6, 2009 5:00 PM PST

by U-God on Jan 11, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

other sox vow to not deal with boras
The Sox, meanwhile, are, at least for now, done with Boras. One well-placed source said the club will never deal with him again unless it can be guaranteed that talks are being conducted honestly. We would take that threat a little more seriously if Boras’ clientele list were to shrink dramatically, but since that is not realistic, we will take it as a sign of just how badly the club felt it got stung by lies from Boras. They are in a "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me" mode right now, with the Teixeira talks feeling like the last straw to them.

Before Teixeira, it was the failed negotiations with another Boras client, right-handed high school pitcher Alex Meyer, the Sox’ 20th-round draft pick this past summer, who came close to signing but ultimately turned down what was estimated to be a $2 million signing bonus. Before Meyer, it was some needless and excessive behind-the-scenes drama in the Daisuke Matsuzaka [stats] talks in December 2006, the Johnny Damon talks a year earlier and of course the Alex Rodriguez talks after the 2003 season.

http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/baseball/red_sox/view.bg?articleid=1144536&srvc=rss

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 8:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Sully Baseball Honors THE HORRIFIC WHITE SOX UNIFORMS OF THE MID 1980s

http://sullybaseball.blogspot.com/2009/01/sully-baseball-honors-horrific-white.html

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 8:50 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

He's probably right

the only thing I’ll say is that those uniforms have seemed to age better than most. When they busted them out this past year, they looked a lot better than the mid-80’s. If that makes any sense whatsoever.

FifthFeather.com

by El Duque's Raft on Jan 11, 2009 9:00 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I agree -

I remember how bad I recall them being, then at the game last year, for some reason they didn’t look bad. Perhaps it was because it was only for a game.

Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"

by Brush Back on Jan 11, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

everything looks bad if you remember it

That pullover style was the thing then. There were tons of teams looking equally bad, especially their solid color roads. The Giants and their orange, Pirates and their mustard yellow, Oakland green. The Phillies were wearing their powder blue road unis.

I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator

by Nordhagen on Jan 11, 2009 9:07 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i like those unis

the astros had the worst ones of the era.

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 11, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Padres wore horseshit unis then, too.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 12, 2009 12:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of like having some teams with ugly Unis

I thought the Mariners pajama uniforms with the Star around the Trident were pretty horrible

by SullyBaseball on Jan 12, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY CATS

Those are GROTESQUE!

by SullyBaseball on Jan 12, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

yuk

they look like the uniforms straight out of Nintendo’s SNK baseball stars.

best baseball video game of all time by the way
(64 bits or less for sure. EA’s 2004 MVP baseball probably takes the prize now)

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 12, 2009 12:36 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

05 was vastly superior

"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-

by Hazymania on Jan 13, 2009 5:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i want #72

Greg Luzinskis

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 11, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought

I thought Fisk was #72

by SullyBaseball on Jan 11, 2009 10:58 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 12, 2009 12:18 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

d'oh

my sources now confirm you are right, the bull wore 19.
stupid false childhood memories.

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 12, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

It's OK. You have big arms and can beat larry up.

We all have our gifts.

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 12, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I just know

I just know because I am a Red Sox fan and he reversed his #27

And EVERY SINGLE STUPID TIME he came to Fenway he would get a big hit or a homer.

The Red Sox were late in mailing the contract to his agent, making him a free agent and the White Sox swooped in.

The Red Sox then basically said “His best years were behind him” and replaced with with Rich Gedman

Gedman was out of baseball after 1991
Carlton Fisk was on the 1991 All Star Team

D’OH!!!!!

by SullyBaseball on Jan 12, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think I know where I got crossed up

I looked for a Luzinski jersey in the style that our new pal Sully likes so much for months on e-bay and the like, but the only thing I could find was Fisk’s #72.

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 12, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

No offense to the 1983 team

But as an outsider to the White Sox world I’m glad the team that finally won for the ChiSox wore the classic pinstripe unis and not the SOX pajamas.

I’m sure you Sox fans wouldn’t mind if they had won BOTH!

by SullyBaseball on Jan 12, 2009 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

Thanks for the link

I for one think the mid 80s SOX unis were worse than the one with the lapels because at least those look liked the old time unis.

But I guess they were more memorable than the Cursive C from the late 80s and 1990

by SullyBaseball on Jan 11, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

if anyone needs some amusement tonight

mlbn is showing one of the great cubs collapses right now until 11pm. good bullpens are a fucking valuable thing.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 9:06 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Those are always fun

Until you get to the whole self-pitying martyrdom from the fans.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Jan 11, 2009 10:56 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Sully, you wouldn't happen to work for Marriott in Orlando, would you?

I would rather douse a newspaper in gasoline, wrap it around my penis and light it on fire then relive that experience
by armedpp on Aug 29, 2007 2:36 AM EDT

by winningugly on Jan 12, 2009 12:27 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Young requested trade when asked to move from 2B to 3B
According to Rosenthal, Young was “absolutely livid” that the Rangers would request such a move just months after he was awarded his first Gold Glove. The team was simply hoping to clear a spot for top prospect Elvis Andrus, but now they’ve got a real problem on thier hands. GM Jon Daniels is expected to explore trade opportunites, but a deal really seems unlikely. White Sox GM Ken Williams has already said the he “would not waste time” discussing the possibility.

http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/01/michael-young-r.html

Chicago White Sox Examiner — Your what hurts?

by UribeAuction on Jan 11, 2009 9:35 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

lol.

"The panda is a national treasure, and I love and respect [him], so I didn't fight back," Zhang said. "The panda didn't let go until it chewed up my leg and its mouth was dripping with my blood."

by larry on Jan 11, 2009 9:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gu Gu is not your typical soft and cuddly giant panda.
For the third time, he’s tasted the flesh of an unwitting intruder in his pen at the Beijing Zoo.
-cnn

nice new sig lar

"Grow up loser. Learn how to not to a prick." CHESSFU to Furby

by e-gus on Jan 11, 2009 10:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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