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Sportswriting has long played host to some of the most glorious, along with the most cliché-ridden, exercises in journalism. As anybody on a sports beat can tell you, making game stories interesting day in and day out can be a brutal challenge, but for those with lesser ambitions, it can be something that you do in your sleep. Now some kids at the Intelligent Information Laboratory at Northwestern University are suggesting that an average game day story can be bolted together without human intervention.

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That explains a lot

C ommunicate
H istorical
E nuniated
A pplication
T erminal

All this cover with living in the basement and no girlfriends

"ass hole thi is the same line up whit leftys you idiot"

by Brush Back on Oct 19, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whats the formula going to be like?

400 foot homer = belted
500 foot homer = blasted
600 foot homer = thomer?

Kind of a shame the Rockies aren't around to win it for Balloon Boy
-billyok

by blackoutsox on Oct 19, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What do the kids at NU chant at ballgames?

Thats alright, thats OK, Youre gonna work for Us someday!

S A T S, S A T S!!

You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 19, 2009 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the ones that amount to anything

don’t waste their time watching NU sports.

by Hatchetm on Oct 21, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed re: Paul Lynde.

Disagree re: Mike Adamle.

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 2:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To Hatch.

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't even know why the scientists make them!

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 21, 2009 4:01 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

And when they grab you with those metal claws

You can’t break free
Because they’re made of metal
And robots are strong.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 21, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BYW, Jim, I'm now a fan of SM.

So where is my prize?

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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