Los Angeles Dodgers @ Philadelphia Phillies GameThread, Oct 21, 2009 7:07 PM CDT

Thome's Last Stand?

by The Cheat on Oct 21, 2009 6:30 PM CDT in Game Threads Comment 83 comments

Los Angeles Dodgers at Philadelphia Phillies, Oct 21, 2009 7:07 PM CDT

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Los Angeles Dodgers
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Wednesday, Oct 21, 2009, 7:07 PM CDT
Citizens Bank Park

Vicente Padilla vs Cole Hamels

Clear. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game time temperature around 65.

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chip caray's last stand?

we can only hope.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 21, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

home run derby.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 21, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Chrissakes, H2,

you should be threadbombing this mutha.

I am also shocked we’ve not had the “where are the true baseball fans?” annual sans-Sox post-season discussion.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

BTW, looks like we're stuck with Walker:

http://cbs2chicago.com/sports/cubs.rudy.jaramillo.2.1262141.html

Dammit. Rudy woulda played well on the South Side.

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Did George Lopez just make an "I can see Russia" joke?

That’s topical!

Hey guys check this out: a hanging chad, al cowlings and Gorbachev walk into a bar, and the bartender says to Gorbachev—

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by billyok on Oct 21, 2009 8:10 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Hispanics with their first talk show - never had a forum before.

Expect Butch Cassidy jokes.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

its about time you get yelled at for your race labeling again, OPOS.

its been a while

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Commence yelling.

I guess George Lopez does not ever discuss his heritage. Dopey me.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not from me, I was just calling it.

but lets not pretend his comedy has anything to do with the label.

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pardon?

Have you seen his stand-up? Fer Chrissakes.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

racist pig

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 21, 2009 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You, bally, oahu, Chi, and I are the only ones on this site to relate to Lopez’ humor about how he was raised – old school. He’s funny as shit. But to intmate that he doesn’t play up the Hispanic angle is ludicrous.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

of course he does. its funny shit.

i’m just saying that its a pretty good bet you still call it the hispanic talk show if that wasn’t his shtick.

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow.

You know me…not at all. Too bad for you, Troop. I’m severely disappointed. He would not be who he is without the schtick. And it’s what makes him funny.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 21, 2009 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fine, now you made me bring it. Then what's your excuse for your

repetitive stupid little ethnic jokes. They stopped being funny after like, oh, maybe one of them. Does every single comment directed at Tdogg or OM have to contain some stupid crack about their ethnicity/race? Evvvvvvvvery single fucking time you get a whiff of someones background, then here come the wop, Jew, Indian, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah cracks. You come off like some typical narrow-minded Hoosier racist who thinks it’s all good fun cause it’s all for yucks.

You want me to rant, I’m ready – I’ve been up since 3:30.

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's your forum.

Like I said, you don’t know me at all. But I know about being up since 3:30, so I’m not about to educate you. But thanks for playing along the last year or two and engaging in some pretty good humor with me. Even if it was not above board.

And get used to no sleep, kid. Can’t wait unitl the baby actually comes to see what kind of human being you’ve been hiding.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

Whooooosh

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 21, 2009 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damnit OPOS.

how can I have fun if you suck at this so much.

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/8/13/987598/scurvyd#19630266

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fuck.

I’ve been had. I need to cancel the FedEx I was wending to your wife from Steve Phillips’ mistress.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sending

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

figured that shit woulda been at least slightly memorable.

it was the only reason I made the first comment. guess CPs work was all for naught!

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I almost said "Pete?"

but was too flabbergasted by the Hispanic thing. You got me, POS.

I have been up since 4 AM. Think I need to be put down for the evening. Good work.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

heee.

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Excellent whoosh. I actually felt this one.

by homesickalien on Oct 22, 2009 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

To be fair, he's a Jew.

It’s like the saltine cracker of ethnicity/culture.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 21, 2009 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I share blood with Jews.

I am not a Jew. Look it up. Keep your day job.

Oh.

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by winningugly on Oct 22, 2009 7:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you dabble in jew?

by Trooper on Oct 22, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

$

by homesickalien on Oct 22, 2009 9:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

People are too up tight about race.

All my young life growing up in South Chicago/ Hegewisch I listened to the Pollack jokes. Some of them were pretty funny, too.
Oh yeah, and I’m a Pollack.Didn’t bother me in the least.
You gotta learn how to laugh at yourself.

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 22, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"What's with the spot on your head?"

And AC says, “It’s not Nicole’s blood, dammit!”

The hanging chad is, is just kinda there.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this isn't topical either,

but the first time I’ve ever seen it.

by soxshenanigans on Oct 21, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what were you searching that led to that?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Oct 21, 2009 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

can butt fucking damage my colon?

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 21, 2009 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

NOW you ask?

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i'm rooting for the umpires.

to not fuck up.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 21, 2009 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i've got my afternoon tomorrow planned.

monopoly world championships on espn360. semifinals at noon central, finals at 2:30.
the question is: will there be a game thread?

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 21, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cole Hamels is a post-season POS.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he's no curt schilling.

not enough christ.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 21, 2009 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Or political yearning.

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

poor thomes :(

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

(Cue the wah-wah trumpet.)

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan

by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This:

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by winningugly on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

there will always be that awkward morning after

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Oct 21, 2009 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh manny, some time in the future you're gonna hit a swinging bunt.

its not foul. run it out!

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hello fellows.

I offer this piece of consolation to the unfortunate departure of the Gentleman Masher from the playoffs: the Phillies are the only ones who can stop the detestable Yankers.

"I would literally vote for a horse if one were put on the ballot against Stroger."
"I would literally have sex with a horse before voting for Stroger."

by RWShow on Oct 21, 2009 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i do like this.

and FNS for good measure.

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

also: a c.c.-lee matchup and a trail of tears in cleveland.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

giggity

Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.

by BoeJouma on Oct 21, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and its ovum!

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"yankees suck"

nicely done, philadelphia

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Oct 21, 2009 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This has been a nice game

Hamels giving up his usual homers but the Phils offense is lively tonight.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Casey Blake's beard disapproves

"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith

by Carbiner on Oct 21, 2009 10:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

GOIN' BACK TO THE SERIES BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

News flash

Brad Lidge believes in God

by expatnyc on Oct 21, 2009 10:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

sigh

Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.

by BoeJouma on Oct 21, 2009 10:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

HH prays harder than you.

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

believable.

im one of those non believers, ya know

GASP!!!!

Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.

by BoeJouma on Oct 21, 2009 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

heathen!

by Trooper on Oct 21, 2009 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

thats fine.

alls good when watching the 5th element

Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.

by BoeJouma on Oct 21, 2009 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Battle for the city with more douchebags

NYC was only able to jump on the Giants bandwagon for so long, it’s high time for the arrogant, obtuse New Yorkers to come out and play.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 21, 2009 11:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.

by BoeJouma on Oct 21, 2009 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Baseball fans, get ready for a bleeping interesting analyst. SI.com has learned that Ozzie Guillen, the colorful and occasionally profanity-laden manager of the White Sox, has been hired by Fox Sports to serve as a pre- and postgame analyst for the network’s World Series coverage. He will debut alongside Chris Rose, Eric Karros and Mark Grace on Oct. 28 at 7:30 p.m. ET. Guillen will also file reports for Fox Sports Espanol.

link

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 21, 2009 11:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 22, 2009 12:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OT: Michael Jordan's Kid Moves to Orlando, Becomes Expensive Pain in the Ass:

http://cbs2chicago.com/sports/Air.Jordans.son.2.1264743.html

CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan

by winningugly on Oct 22, 2009 1:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

also OT

maurice sendak tells parents to “Go To Hell”.

also calls mickey mouse a “scmaltzer”. funny stuff.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 22, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Stupid ass people. ha.

“I would tell them to go to hell,” Sendak said. And if children can’t handle the story, they should “go home,” he added. “Or wet your pants. Do whatever you like. But it’s not a question that can be answered.”

by homesickalien on Oct 22, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs