Happy Anniversary! or, Viciedo Injured.
On this date four years ago, the White Sox won the World Series. Where were you?
White Sox link roundup:
- Dayan Viciedo has been pulled from the Arizona Fall League
with an undisclosed injury, per ESPN's Jason Grey (h/t to chisox2691 for asking the question). Update: Merkin says it's inflammation in his throwing elbow.No word as of yet on his replacement.Could be an opportunity for Brent Morel. Update: And it is Morel who will be coming out of the Instructional League to replace him. - JJ continues his player reviews with Jayson Nix.
- The always entertaining mailbag, this time from Scott Merkin.
- Continuing the Sporcle bender, there's a White Sox first round draft pick quiz.
Other links:
- Ozzie Montana's heroes Rinku and Dinesh have had their story purchased by Sony.
- Steve Phillips has been fired by ESPN. Moral? The Clinton Rule: If you're going to risk your job, at least do it with someone attractive. Maybe they'll put Orel Hershiser in the booth with Miller and Morgan now.
- The Indians hired Manny Acta.
- And Momma Guerrero will be an important factor in Vlad's destination this offseason.
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Sick as a dog. But happy as a pig in shit.
I was so rundown from months of baseball-related stress.
Got the flu the morning of Game 1.
Struggled to stay awake through all of Game 3.
My boyfriend at the time (the first and last Cubs fan I ever dated) sat with me on the couch.
In the 10th inning, being a smartass, he predicted that Geoff Blum would walk off in the 14th.
On October 26th, I watched from my couch with a box of Kleenex. And I went outside and screamed unto the night when they won.
I didn’t feel better health-wise until I ditched work on Friday the 28th, and ran through the streets of Chicago during the parade.
by homesickalien on Oct 26, 2009 10:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Viciedo has been pulled from the AFL with an undisclosed injury.
by chisox2691 on Oct 26, 2009 10:40 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
certainly hurts his prospect status.
was hoping for a step forward in the AFL.
by larry on Oct 26, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call on Brent Morel replacing him.
I’m interested in seeing how he does.
by chisox2691 on Oct 26, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the floor in front of my TV not believing that we might win the game
after the final out I grabbed a bottle of champagne I had in the fridge and with a huge poster of win or die trying I stole from CTA ran off to the park to celebrate (I lived on 31st and Princeton at the time). 4 of us raised quite a storm that night. It was fun.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Oct 26, 2009 10:47 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In my home office, crying.
Immediately bought $1000 worth of memorabilia (and actual seats a few days later) on-line at 3 AM. Shared the experience with no one at the time, since my family was asleep. I don’t care. I’m good if it never repeats. I just wanted one before I shuffled off the Mortal Coil.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 26, 2009 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like JJ's platoon idea
I’d vote for “Nitz” in 2010!
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love 2010
by Nordhagen on Oct 26, 2009 11:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chryson Nitz?
Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.
by UribeAuction on Oct 26, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Gex
or perhaps Getzerford
by Daniel Berlyn on Oct 26, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
retherfetz
I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
winner
Kind of a shame the Rockies aren't around to win it for Balloon Boy
-billyok
by blackoutsox on Oct 26, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at work, being completely unproductive of course.
I didn’t miss a single at-bat that night, not a single pitch. If I had been fired that night for watching the game and not working, I wouldn’t have minded one single bit. Got out of work at 11 and swung by my buddy’s house and the two of us went in search of fellow celebrators! T’was a good night indeed.
THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS
by Hazymania on Oct 26, 2009 11:04 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hackney's Printers Row, an unofficial White Sox bar with officially excellent food
No one could eat comfortably because the restaurant and bar were packed like sardines. But ate we did! We ate it all up! The staff had champagne on ice and passed glasses (flutes?) around afterward. It was very classy
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by billyok on Oct 26, 2009 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Punchinello's in Bridgeport
Was crammed into the bar with my ex g/f’s roommate. Picked her up and damn near threw her into the celing after the final out.
Went to the ballpark to watch the celebration. Lots of people carrying brooms, dancing in the rain.
Drove down to Beverly for champagne at mom and dad’s house. Didn’t get to bed until 2:00 AM.
Between the celebration, the late ending to game two and the 13 inning game three, I got very little sleep that week.
That whole month was just surreal.
by 67WMAQ on Oct 26, 2009 11:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We won a World Series?
Howinthehell did I miss that?
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 26, 2009 11:54 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A few years ago I bid on a bunch of Associated Press photo prints of the postseason/parade at a silent auction
by billyok on Oct 26, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet!
any way you could post some more of them?
Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could make a fanpost
but don’t confuse that for me contributing to the site
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by billyok on Oct 26, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the air (literally)
I was on Oahu, and after game three I realized that this was really happening.I had to be there for the celebration,so I booked a late afternoon flight with a 45 minute layover in SF,arriving at O’hare at 5am on the 27th.(my birthday)
While we were en route between Honolulu and SF, the pilot,knowing that a lot of his passengers were destination Chicago, gave us inning by inning updates over the loudspeaker.The last announcement was, “The White Sox have won the World Series.”
I had quite a birthday that year, my young friends, culminating about three days later with a huge parade.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 26, 2009 12:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was in the air from vegas
when the sox beat the tigers to force the 1 game playoff..pilot announced scores after every inning then too. pretty cool
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 26, 2009 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was watching in my college dorm with friends when a fire alarm went off in the 6th
we all had to go outside and ran to another dorm to find someone we knew living in there. after about 10 minutes of searching, we finally found someone we knew. in that room was where I saw JD drive in Willie Harris.
Celebrated by spraying all my friends with Andres and calling my dad to wake him up. And cried. Cried for a while. It was full of awesome.
I drank a whole lot of miller lite that month to celebrate the Sox.
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Oct 26, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In Northern Virginia, at a bar
We were friends with the owner, so we were able to stay past closing. When the sox won, he poured us all a shot, I was a traveling consultant at the time, and then kicked us out. I didn’t believe it had happened as I walked in the misty, horrible Virginia night.
by coffeepac on Oct 26, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
College apartment with just a couple diehard fans
No bandwagon fans would be joining us for the game that night. Was too serious a moment to share with anyone but my best friends who I knew cared as much about the Sox as I did. Saw my roommate tear up for the first time, had known him since grade school.
Probably would have done the same, but I think I was too stunned to really appreciate it until a day or two later.
Then I celebrated till who knows what hour and missed work the next day. Had 3 supervisors at my college job, one a woman in her 70’s, lifetime White Sox fan.
Realized 15 minutes into my shift when I didn’t show up that I wouldn’t be making it in that day and left me a voice mail telling me she had it covered and told my direct supervisor I had called in sick. Great woman.
May have been even happier for her that she got to see it then I was for myself.
by Grinder in Training on Oct 26, 2009 1:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In a Midtown Manhattan bar called Rumours
Was with a bunch of law school classmates…none of them truly cared, but a bunch of them humored me and even wore Sox stuff that I distributed. My one buddy scored two tickets to game 2 of the World Series through his Dad (Retired professor who works for MLB in Cooperstown).
When the Bottom of the 9th came, I told everyone to let me out from our seating area b/c I needed room to roam. We won and I think I threw a 140 lb girl 5 feet in the air. She was not injured and nothing broke.
Sucked not being in Chicago, but was a great time and an unforgettable night (& postseason) nonetheless.
by Q!'s Qrew on Oct 26, 2009 1:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Buddy Bell mentioned on the radio that Viciedo had a tired arm.
by hoodlight on Oct 26, 2009 1:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
more like a leave of absence.
He, Ramirez and KW are meeting with Aroldis Chapman and his agent.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 26, 2009 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Draft quiz was tough...got 13/26
Got the 4 obvious ones of 87-90, but then only got 2000 and 2002-2009.
Didn’t really pay attention to the minors before 2000 or so, obviously.
by Q!'s Qrew on Oct 26, 2009 1:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
1991 through 2006 was quite a run for us.
and the jury is still out on Poreda.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 26, 2009 1:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Ozzie Montana's heroes Rinku and Dinesh have had their story purchased by Sony."
Kal Penn will play both.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 26, 2009 1:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Matt Damon as Jason Bourne is the clear casting choice to make.
Although Indian actors will play the two, Rinku joked that he wanted the Rock to play him and Dinesh said he’d like to be portrayed by Jason Bourne, also known as Matt Damon.
by homesickalien on Oct 26, 2009 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lee vs. CC in game 1: Must hurt to be a Cleveland fan.
And I like the Acta hiring.
As for ‘05, I don’t remember where I was. But I think I had fun…
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Oct 26, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wanted to post this..
Just 29 1/2 hrs. late.
Story of my life.
by ballyb on Oct 27, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A successful trader, you are.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The white sox
dominated that playoff run. i was runnin around blazin and tellin cubs fans maybe next year go white sox!
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions
by Czheck on Oct 26, 2009 1:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was sitting in my living room 4 years ago today.
as for the quiz thingy i got 17/26 before cheating. 3 or 4 of those 17 were definitely guesses.
Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
22/26
admittedly, that’s something I’ve looked up in the past…
Hall, Pearson, Christman, and Liefer were the ones I missed….
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
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by The Cheat on Oct 26, 2009 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at home during game four with my wife
absolutely shocked that we were going to win the world series. when we won i kinda just sat there like holy fuck i don’t believe it….. then i made and fielded about 300 calls.
the night before game 1 i was all nervous like the lunatic i am….. i had to get out of the house and i took a drive down to the park… they had the world series logo painted on grass outside the park… wow that was exciting.
that was my first year after receiving my teaching cert….and i was covering a maternity leave for the rest of the year but it didn’t start until november. so i had the whole playoffs off. now i would probably be fired because id have to take off like 10 days to enjoy the day games, the parade, the team flights into midway….. great year for it to happen.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 26, 2009 2:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i fucking sucked on that quiz by the way.
i got mcdowell, ventura, thomas, fernandez, borchard, honel, ruffcorn, anderson, fields, broadway and mitchell.
didn’t even get poreda!
we seriously drafted cousin mark johnson in the first round? good lord. i call him cousin mark because one day back in 98 or 99 a couple friends and i snuck into the family section to watch the game. i started calling him cousin mark.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 26, 2009 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Savannah Ga
Game one I went to Loco’s only to see LSU vs Florida or some SEC garbage like that on the big projection tv they had. I was pissed and relocated to McDonough’s. Small tvs but a good friend behind the bar and good company. The future wife and a few friends who rooted for the Sox only because I was such a fan, including a Red Sox fan who came on board after we swept them. I think I watched game 2 and 3 there as well, I know I watched 3 there, I remember walking back to my seat and stopping to watch El Duque pitch on the other side of the bar when some local saw my gear and said that that guy pitches a lot like the guy who used to pitch for the Yankees a long time ago and was amazed to find out it was the same guy. Game 4 was sweet, no tears because it took a week to sink in. ‘Shorty’, an ancient local photographer who wandered bar to bar taking polaroids and charging people $5 a pop on the weekends got a shot of me and the lil lady after the game.

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski
by e-gus on Oct 26, 2009 2:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I watched every game of the postseason on my couch in my last apartment, with the exception of the clincher.
I don’t remember if I cried when they won the Boston series. But when they won the pennant, I was home, alone, yelling for joy and crying like a bitch on my floor for about half an hour.
I decided that even though I usually prefer watching my teams alone, I probably shouldn’t miss the opportunity to celebrate this with friends in a crowd. So we went to Martini Blue in New Lenox, which was – like everywhere else – packed to the gills. I ate my dinner standing up (it was weird to be waited on without having a table).
I had my old Sony Walkman on me, listening to Rooney and Farmio on the call. The AM broadcast was a few seconds ahead of the TV feed, so when Rooney called the final out (goosebumps as I’m writing this) – “Out! Out! A White Sox winner, and a World Championship!” – I started screaming. A couple of seconds later, the rest of the bar went into an uproar. It was kinda cool to have that little moment all to myself – as if I was home on my couch – before sharing it with everybody else.
I collapsed against a table; my knees had buckled. I had been standing for 5 hours. My feet were throbbing. I was crying like a baby. Champagne was blasted all over the place (I never cleaned the jacket I was wearing, and sometimes I can still smell the champagne on it). I hugged everyone around me, and had a celebratory drink. I didn’t get drunk because I was working the next morning (a mistake I’ll never repeat). But it was still surreal; a dream.
It was the greatest day of my life.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 26, 2009 4:13 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
sucks you had to go to work
I didn’t even call in, everyone in my office didn’t expect to see me for a few days. They were actually surprised when I showed up briefly two days later.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Oct 26, 2009 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice story. Thx.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Oct 26, 2009 4:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Question aimed particularly at larry
Everyone is free to answer of course:
Since I know you’re high on Morel, larry, and since the AFL promotes ridiculous offensive numbers, what type of line would you be happy with for Morel in his time there? (This is of course overlooking that 20 or so games wouldn’t necessarily constitute the largest sample size)
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Oct 26, 2009 4:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
league average would be good.
the proverbial “holding his own”. AFL stats are, as you point out, essentially meaningless. i’d just like to see him do well for confidence / experience purposes. the level of competition is obviously higher than in the instructional leagues. that’s why i wanted him the AFL initially; he’s too good for the instructionals to be all that beneficial.
by larry on Oct 26, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So where were YOU when we "didn't stop believin'" and won it all?
No need to give details about your crying. That would not be prudent.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 26, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No Steve Phillips schadenfreude? Come ON, people:
Steve Lefkowitz, Phillips’s agent, said in a statement, "Steve Phillips is voluntarily admitting himself to an inpatient treatment facility to address his personal issues." Lefkowitz said he informed ESPN on Friday of Phillips’s intention.
Was this not predicted? Dr. Phil, here we come! Book tour in 9 months.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 26, 2009 5:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi, my name is Steve
I haven’t porked a small elephant in 6 days…
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Oct 26, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I'm probably going to hell for rec'ing this.....
…but I’m over it.
by homesickalien on Oct 26, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
small baby elephant
girl looks barely legal
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, actually my (danish) girlfriend checked out monica's biography (called "monica" in case you're interested WU) recently from the harvard main library, fine use of the university's resources i think..
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my girlfriend's name drop
not mine
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your danish girlfriend?
That’s like AA ball compared to the swedish gf.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 26, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I once fucked a Dane.
She was pretty great.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 26, 2009 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
her name was Marmaduke
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Beat me to it.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job boys.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 27, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Magoo coulda seen that one coming...
From the DEW line.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I put it on a tee, I was just hoping one of you slugs had it in ya to go yard.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 27, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Green.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 7:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged
you dont have a gf!
In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski
by e-gus on Oct 26, 2009 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
apparently the fugly intern is also fired from ESPN
read here
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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Dodgers first, for Jim Thome. If not them, then the Rockies for Todd Helton.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If anything, this whole episode has given thousands of portly interns hope that
someday they be able score with the likes of Steve Phillips.
by MrBungle on Oct 26, 2009 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then get fired
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Oct 26, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Clinton start the Fat Interns Sexual Revolution a decade ago?
Blasting one into a Christmas ham like her is so passe.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 26, 2009 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
new sig, btw
Blasting one into a Christmas ham like her is so passe. - RWShow
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she just turned 40...
I can still remember when she was crawling around the white house, on her hands and knees, putting everything in her mouth….
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually the fat part of this pic doesn't really stand out
her face looking like the great white hope, Gerry Cooney, does.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
close, no?

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the Steve Perry comp:

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love 2010
by Nordhagen on Oct 27, 2009 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ah, even better!
Doooon’t stop…. believin’!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 11:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed!
poor, sad, sad girl. “Mr. Insignificant TV personality… I want to rock your world! and then DESTROY IT! MMMMWWWAAAAHHHAAAHHH” of course, he did FIAL his own career too. No pity for either, now that I think about it. and of course, FNS.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank God for being able to minimize photos.
If there was ever a time for it, that time is now.
by Q!'s Qrew on Oct 26, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
most likely she can suck the chrome off of a tail pipe...
and that is why he kept her around.
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she had nowhere to go but down anyway
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by billyok on Oct 26, 2009 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would say sad story for all parties involved
especially for phillips family, and close ones related to those who were outed by deadspin…i know deadspin lacks morals, but what the fuck?
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true, but she could have avoided being jobless by not going down on phillips.
I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i really don't even know what to make of the whole thing
or even if i should care. it’s all pretty weird.
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
by colintj on Oct 26, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what to make of it
don’t bang those you work with, unless she’s a portslut
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Oct 26, 2009 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably shouldn't care...I don't see much reason to. Same shit, different day, different intern.
The only thing that makes this worthwhile is the letter she wrote. That was the meat and taters of this whole story.
by homesickalien on Oct 26, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips isn't talking anymore.
That’s pretty cool.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Oct 26, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He lost his wife, family, job and dignity over this.
If she had been 22 years old AND good looking, he would have at least kept his dignity.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 26, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
micktoclick
this may be the only post of yours i ever liked, i will rec this
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Oct 26, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that means a lot to me man, thanks.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 26, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reply fial
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 26, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
these quizes are fun
8/26, was most proud to guess Borchard. Also got McDowell, Ventura, Thomas, Fields, Poreda, Bacon, and Jared Mitchell.
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Oct 26, 2009 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoytsstash is back in the country, finally. I love America.
I was on the patio by the pool in my backyard in Phoenix, Az. I had recently met my future wife, so she came over to see the game. She is from Az, and didn’t really know that Sox fans existed in Az. Hoytsstash had to let her know the difference between Sox/Flub fans.
The World Series being on major difference. You’ll have to excuse Hoytsstash lack of wit this evening, I have been awake for two days.
I can remember the winning call, “And the White Sox have won the World Series” I laughed and laughed and laughed until my stomach hurt.
" i'm sure you've been right on something at some point."
-by Larry on May 28, 2009 4:55 PM PST
by Hoytsstash on Oct 26, 2009 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there's a ChiSox HR leader quiz in the fanshots
I like her hair, I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I got 12 before cheating
actually took me a while to realize we drafted Thomas and Ventura
(but I didn’t cheat on those)
Kind of a shame the Rockies aren't around to win it for Balloon Boy
-billyok
by blackoutsox on Oct 26, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was holed up in the worst city in the country when we clinched it - Orlando
Yep, flew out after Game 3 to meet my wife in godforsaken Orlando, where she was having a business retreat. She wasn’t my wife at the time and we were just dating…and this trip almost ended our relationship. You see, each employee of her firm could invite another guest to stay with them for the weekend. I signed up in July, thinking no way we make it to the WS.
The night of Game 4, we were at the bar at Olive Garden…(Orlando f*cking sucks for this reason alone…I had no rental car and nearest bar was the Olive Garden). So I watched the clincher while having horrible italian food and hanging out with 70 year old women. I was so overjoyed with emotion after the final out that I wanted to run to Bridgeport, yell for an hour, spray champagne everywhere, just high five people for hours…but no. I was stuck there.
The next night, I drank a lot…I think due to the fact that I couldn’t get home for the parade and also that I wasn’t at home celebrating. I ended up blacking out, coming back to the hotel and pulling a Led Zeppelin. I utterly trashed our room…my soon to be wife said that was it, we’re done. Cops showed up and escorted me out and were going to haul me to jail, but my girl talked them out of it. Cops instead drove me to the airport (I asked and they obliged…interestly enough). Also, I couldn’t barely speak, but American Airlines gave me an airline ticket and that morning I made it home. Needless to say, my future wife ended up sitting three rows behind me and stared the coldest stare through my head the entire trip home…she then didn’t talk to me for 3 weeks, but at least I had a world series championship to get me through it all. What an October.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 26, 2009 10:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JERRY JERRY JERRY

Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 26, 2009 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She was so close, the poor woman...
This story was cold and prickly and did not complement my morning coffee, Robert.
Flagged.
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 9:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're gonna kill that poor woman
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 27, 2009 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from a ladies eyes, yes I could see your point of cold and prickly.
It was a very emotional weekend back in 2005. I was trying to summarize the story last night and it got too long and then I just cut to the chase. The vino was making me sleepy.
I left out the part that we went to some nightclub the following night with all my wife’s coworkers and of course the token gay guy starts hitting on me. Started rubbing my shoulders, put his arm around me…I contained myself enough not to slug the guy because my wife worked with him - but, I just went to the bar and did more shots. That with me being stuck at Olive Garden the night of the clincher kind of set the wheels in motion for my tirade at the hotel.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
way to sweeten the pot with some homophopia.
lol, you the man!
In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski
by e-gus on Oct 27, 2009 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For reals
Here’s a tip, BSS, if a gay man hits on you say “I’m flattered, but not interested.”
It works better than becoming a boiling pot of rage and won’t land you in the pen for a hate crime.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Oct 27, 2009 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no- I prefer the homophobes do go to jail
and get 3 square and all the sex they can handle… and then some!
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
I have nothing against gays…nothing. but when they start rubbing my shoulders when I am out with my soon to be wife and they know the situation…that bothers me.
I didn’t hit the guy or anything like that…I walked away.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"when I am out with my soon to be wife and they know the situation"
Your position just became clearer, though turning and saying “would you fucking quit that shit, I’m not gay” might work.
I was coming from the angle that rather than get pissed off at some dude for hitting on you, you should confront him about it in order to make the situation go away quicker.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's flattered that someone thinks he's gay?
maybe BSS should get some less fashionable clothes and quit talking about his mother and home decorating all the time.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
let's just be clear, here.
BSS is married. there’s a ring on his finger. this guy knew BSS’ wife. if a guy or gal was hitting on my wife – and damn well knew she was married – i wouldn’t be “flattered”.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
after re-reading, BSS wasn't married.
carry on, gays of the world. i have heard BSS looks nice in his leather pants.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You know you'd make an exception.

by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't stop.....believin'!!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Sherri...
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any way you want it
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 27, 2009 2:40 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome hahaha
Lupe, release the balloons!
by LT_sox_fan on Oct 27, 2009 1:22 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I was with my wife, whom the guy worked with.
He knew the situation…and I wasn’t flattered.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grammar Police
“…With whom the guy worked”
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry doc.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The "I'm flattered" is a Jedi mind trick I've heard is used out here
supposedly, it works well.
Other than some OPOS making homoerotic comments on my footbook page, I wouldn’t know what being hit on by a homosexual is like, so I’m going off of what other straight men have said works for them.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont you mean
homophopiazadora?
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm it looks right to me
perhaps Im dislexic
In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski
by e-gus on Oct 27, 2009 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homophopia? Is that like some ideal uattainable world that the gays envision?
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats Homotopia...
aka France, Key West, Saugatuck, or the Bay Area… and its HEAVEN!
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fabu...
triple snaps all around.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I'm getting the homophobia sh*t...!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ironic, isnt it?
I mean, you only stated that your first instinct to being hit on by a man was to punch him. If it was Meagan Fox, I bet you might have had a different reaction… but that is speculation on my part.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
funny how you can turn the words around.
A man hitting on me is one thing. A man in the know, giving me a shoulder rub is something different all together.
So if my wife is sitting at the bar, and a man or woman that I work with starts rubbing her shoulders and putting their arms around them, it is supposed to be okay?
By the way, I would have got up and moved if Meghan Fox started giving me a should massage in front of my wife. I wouldn’t think of ever hitting a woman, ever.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have something against women
with clubbed thumbs!
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 27, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
informed speculation is best.
you read below that BSS’ wife is, like all women, a violent lunatic. if any chick was hitting on BSS in her presence, BSS would be in trouble.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is being subtle, larry.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mrs. BSS knows how to keep it real.
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 12:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when keeping it real, always be wary of those keeping it realer.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my wife is tough
“You beat my wife with fists, she comes back with a bat, you beat her with a knife, she comes back with a gun, and if you beat her with a gun, you better kill her, ’cause she’ll be coming back and back, until one of you is dead.”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not unusual
“BSS’ wife is, like all women, a violent lunatic.”
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Phillips would concur. ;)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm. I don't have any violent tendencies, nor history of violence or lunacy...
but maybe that naturally develops when I get the husband?
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a genetic trigger-
once the minister says “blah, blah, man and wife” your DNA starts to replicate differently, with a new green chromosome that makes you a freakin nutcase. And you stop having sex.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it typically shows its dreaded face
right before you say “I do”… about the time you and your fiance are planning the wedding.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
trust me on this...being the violent lunatic
has its advantages.
The man is at a major disadvantage after the vows….
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True- you always want to be the Over-Reactor in a relationship...
which is what women are naturally adapted for….
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mentioned Zellelin.
I see no description of a fish flogging.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Zeppelin, dammit.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 9:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh the room was in bad shape when I was done with it....wife's company had to pay for the cleanup
surprised she didn’t get fired.
We went to one of those “dress up like a cowboy and cowgirl and take black and white photo” shops and got a nice picture framed during the day. That night after the room destruction she came out in the hallway and said “You see you and us in this picture?! Well, there is no more you and us!” She then broke it over my head.
Luckily it was 3am and most everyone was in bed.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd for spelling Zeppelin wrong
you’re raising the bar, OPOS.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Oct 27, 2009 11:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking. Awesome.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry about your luck... sucker!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2009 12:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Went to 2 games against the Red Sox and game 1 of ALCS.
Was in Vegas when they clinched the pennant. Cried like a bitch with several grown men in the Bellagio sports book. After they won I think I stared for hours in shock before crying again in the morning during the highlights. The cool thing is I think I fielded about 35-40 voice mail messages from folks and family who knew the love for the Pale Hose I had. I want that feeling again.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Oct 26, 2009 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think its safe to say most of us cried like bitches, portsluts, etc
i did the same on MBs perfecto. but much much much more 4 years ago
Blasting one into a Christmas ham like her is so passe. - RWShow
by BoeJouma on Oct 26, 2009 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in my bedroom.
Where I watched all the games except for the loss and game 3 of the ALCS (friends getting married… how dare they not reschedule the wedding). Promptly got in the car with the woman and drove down to the cell (well, close), to give some nice lads rides on my hood.
Wait, somewhere in there I’m sure I squeezed one out.
by Trooper on Oct 27, 2009 12:48 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my wife wanted to get married during october...
i pushed it up to march of 05… said no way am i going to be doing all that bullshit when we win the world series. what the hell was i thinking? shoulda pushed it back not up! douche bag.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 27, 2009 7:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you were backed into a corner...October 05 or pushed up. You made the right call.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you people want the Best of SSS '09 to be posted? After the WS? Before? Should I do a poll? ;)
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 9:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
after...but before hot stove talk...(can't wait until the Uribe rumors hit!)
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
during.
need filler for offdays. there will be plenty more to discuss after the world series finally ends.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget the offdays
Post it during let’s say Game 4
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 27, 2009 11:08 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
I would like it broken into 8 pieces and scattered around dungeons across the kingdom
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by billyok on Oct 27, 2009 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and by "dungeons across the kingdom"
he means hidden with the 1980 pornography in the basements and crawlspaces of his klingon-speaking friends…

You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should it not read "downsize" man...cancel the "ed"??
Maybe should have worn his Manzier/Bro.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
wrecked
for Seinfeld reference
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2009 12:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Captain Downsize adds a shit-ton of credibility to their protest. I hardly took them seriously until he arrived.
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was trying to get up to gibson's for lunch and this obnoxious mass of underclass was blocking the way.
i chucked some change at them and told them to get a fucking job. the scramble for the change was amusing.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit! KW could have used some of that change!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK lare,
I’m transcribing the Bill James numbers now… prolly gonna take a couple few hours
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
SouthSideSox on Facebook
by The Cheat on Oct 27, 2009 1:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your generosity knows no class boundaries.
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a modern day Robin Hood....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I happen to know he regularly wears tights. Coincidence?
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
green ones?
If so, he could be a leprechaun throwing gold coins around….
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
generosity?
i wanted them to get out of my way. these people were unkempt, unshaven and unclean. i didn’t want to be near them. like everyone, they follow the money.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 1:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
In that case, were you able to disfigure or seriously maim any of these worthless fuckers?
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course not.
i don’t want to touch them.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you have failed.
Every time they inhale steal a breath of oxygen from the more capable and deserving lungs of you and me, you have failed.
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you make coffee.
i kill companies. guess which one of us has failed.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God has failed
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 1:41 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
You kill companies?
Commie bastard.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 27, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree
Survivial of the fittest. That’s capitalism at its best
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 27, 2009 2:51 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
creative destruction.
i destroy companies creatively.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the inside, i figure
perhaps inadvertently, which certainly is creative
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by billyok on Oct 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
If it’s competitive competition that he’s using to kill companies, so be it.
If it’s the long arm of the tax man or overly-powerful organized labor… I stand by commie bastard.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 27, 2009 2:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he's one of those IPA snakes… good for him.
Those companies deserve their fate.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 27, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All is well larry

"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha. When larry said that yesterday, I immediately thought of Patrick Bateman's treatment of the homeless in that book. I don't think the movie showed that scene...but I only saw it once cuz I thought it was shit.
by homesickalien on Oct 28, 2009 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnRRr5KYWk
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look at that.
Still shitty compared to the book scene.
by homesickalien on Oct 28, 2009 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrug, guessing you wanted Watchmen to be 11 hours long
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its alright, mixture of one very good, two pretty good,
and a bunch of crappy performances, with possibly the worst two actresses ever tabbed for a major production.
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pooty goo.
Pooty goo.
Kids.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 28, 2009 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Most movie adaptations fall short of the book
or in this case graphic novel. I agree with you about the performances. Silk Spectres were awful. I couldn’t even enjoy the sex scene due to an audience member’s well placed fart. Everyone started cracking up and the laughs continued for the next ten minutes.
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 28, 2009 11:39 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Flashbacks inside Flashbacks
do not make for entertaining films… But the actor who played Rorshach was fantastic.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 28, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should hear larry's critique of Huey Lewis and the News
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 28, 2009 10:54 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Can't tell me this scene's not great regardless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoIvd3zzu4Y&feature=related
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's ok. My main gripe was that Christian Bale (whom I otherwise love) was not remotely close to the Patrick Bateman I had imagined when reading the book.
I think he missed the character big time. I don’t think Bale even read the book, honestly.
by homesickalien on Oct 28, 2009 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not stoic-lawman enough for Bale it seems.
Ignoring:

Of course
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 11:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having not read the book, I find the movie exceptional. Bale was brilliant in it, regardless of any unfaithfulness to the original character.
It’s unfair to compare movie adaptations to the original.
I debate this with my roommate quite a bit. He’s a fan of the Potter books. We go see the films, and afterwards, like clockwork, he bitches “But THIS wasn’t in the movie!” “That’s not what they’re supposed to look like!” etc. What a fan of the book – who then goes to see the movie – often misses is the brilliance of the movie as its own entity. The screen adaptation wasn’t made to appease fans of the book – if it was, Hollywood would never make any money.
Of course, it’s easy for me; I stopped reading fiction because I like the movie/TV experience better.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2009 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I certainly never have high hopes for a film to follow a book verbatum. But it's not "unfair" to compare the two - it's completely natural to do so.
In this case, when you have a novel written from the perspective of a Wall Street serial killer, it’s pretty essential to the story how the character is conveyed and portrayed.
The whole book IS Patrick Bateman. He is the essence. It’s not some fantastical plot-driven novel – it’s about this guy and his mind’s absurdities in the first-person.
And you can actually see his mind unraveling into darker and crazier places throughout the book – whereas the film did not show this progression at all.
For that reason (a lacking adaptation) and because of his interpretation of Bateman, I personally think Bale fell short on being the character that I read in those pages.
I know some consider that film a great success and I’ll agree it’s entertaining…it just let me down.
But not because I was unfairly expecting it to be the book.
by homesickalien on Oct 28, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you watched it more than once? I know that for me,
it takes a few viewings to fully appreciate a film. The reason I ask is because I disagree quite a bit with your suggestion that Bale doesn’t display an unraveling mind. He absolutely transitions gradually as the film progresses. At the beginning, he’s little more than an anal prick. By the end, he’s a sweaty psychotic virtually foaming at the mouth.
I would suggest that it’s impossible to read (and love) a book, then watch the film – someone else’s visual interpretation of what you’ve read and loved – and not judge the film on the standards you have set because of the book.
My feeling is that if you’d never read the book, or if you had read the book AFTER seeing the movie, you’d be much more fond of the movie than you are.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Oct 28, 2009 4:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
verbatim
"Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women, and Irish whiskey.
The other ten percent I'll probably waste."
- Phillies pitcher Tug McGraw, on his plans for his $75,000 salary
by e-gus on Oct 28, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
If you didn’t I would’ve!
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by Hazymania on Oct 29, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I expect nothing less from each and every one of you. :)
by homesickalien on Oct 29, 2009 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except maybe WU
But in his day words like old were spelled olde, ye was an acceptable pronoun, and syphilis was as common as a cold.
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by Hazymania on Oct 29, 2009 12:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Again, I know how to spell.
But we used quills in my day to communicate via the written worde, not keyboardes.
:)
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by winningugly on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Any post referring to the underclass as being "unkempt"
deserves to go green.
This is a double wreck because you also inferred that these underclass individuals were Jewish… hence the stampede after larry made it rain!
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WS 2005. Where were you, DB, and what were you doing? You are part of the community.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 1:26 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
you don't give up!
What if he doesn’t want to share because he wasn’t doing anything interesting? Maybe he was just watching the game on the couch with a Miller Lite?
Or maybe he killed a man that night?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish I had contemplated that.
Not your concern. Butt out before I bust a fish over your head, Bobby Plant. ;)
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by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 1:36 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
i agree, he needs to spill the beans already...
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty close.
i certainly do not wear pants.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you're about that tall
with about that much hair
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
by colintj on Oct 28, 2009 2:10 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always pictured something more akin to this

signature
by billyok on Oct 27, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Larry appears in the Canterbury Tales!
The Lawyer of Bath
In al the parisshe clerke ne was ther noon
That to the offrynge bifore his sholde goon;
And if ther dide, certeyn so wrooth was he,
That he was out of alle charitee.
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by Hazymania on Oct 27, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I'm in there too! The horny chick with the diastema! (redundant)
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Five husbands HSA?
The Portslut of Bath takes no husbands! Although I would believe that you would have no problem riding a horse all day long.
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by Hazymania on Oct 27, 2009 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine what 5 husbands would do for my lunacy!
by homesickalien on Oct 27, 2009 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd go crazy just making all those sandwiches.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 27, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bin Laden enjoys this line of conversation.
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by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, I keep letting the terrorists win.
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by Hazymania on Oct 27, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 4, you racist asshole!
In Utah however…
"Awarding a difference maker on the field - and in the community at large - has always been baseball's version of a home run." ~Stephen A. Smith
by Carbiner on Oct 28, 2009 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can hang with the concept of 4 different spouses in a lifetime.
Works for me. 5 is abhorrent, though.
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by winningugly on Oct 28, 2009 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GET ON MY HORSE
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
by colintj on Oct 28, 2009 2:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just love that song
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
by colintj on Oct 30, 2009 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hazy, just some friendly advice.
if you can’t learn to write properly, you’re going to be stuck in that dead-end job for the rest of your life. GED. it exists.
by larry on Oct 27, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what I get for taking a passing interest in dead and dying languages!
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by Hazymania on Oct 27, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS accept no free software from Trooper.
Buehrle DVD offer leads to Geek Squad guy removing Trojan virus from my laptop as we speak. Thanks, Troop.
CAN'T GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT. THANK YOU. GOOD NIGHT. by BuehrleMan
by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 1:39 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
all part of his master plan. He probably has all of your data and has sent it to
the nazi’s who are draining your bank accounts.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Oct 27, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No joke.
Not blaming you, but that was the source, according to the guy.
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by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vuze I assume, not the actual dvd.
I’m thinking the ‘geek squad’ guy was just looking for a reason to give you. vuze is very widely used. not ducking your non-blame, just telling you so you don’t let your guard down and let whatever it really was happen again.
now you going on a porn rampage once you realized how easy bt it makes it, i’d believe.
by Trooper on Oct 27, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldnot open icons or anything Internet-related.
I was bent over a barrell. I believe anything that will fix a pressing problem I don’t understand.
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by winningugly on Oct 27, 2009 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This celebration, like so many family celebrations, has devolved into fistfights and namecalling
by billyok on Oct 27, 2009 2:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tonight the part of AJ Pierzynski will be played by Kevin Costner.
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by Hazymania on Oct 27, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at home with my parents and sisters
During game 4, had went out a few nights.
Anyways we were all watching downstairs. After they won, we popped the champagne bottles. Jumped up and down, got tons of calls from all over and I actually teared up. I made the right choice staying home, The Sox are a big part of my families identity (does that sound bad)? Then went out to the bar and had a few.
It was a great day and night. Everybody always knew I was a major lifelong White Sox fan, plenty of Cubs fans friends gave me congrats.
I remember waking up the next morning thinking holy shit they won!
by 815Sox on Oct 27, 2009 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
also
kinda wanted to avoid the bandwagon fans during the game
by 815Sox on Oct 27, 2009 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call-
all the true sox fans, stayed in their bunker at undisclosed locations, avoiding contact at all costs with happy joyous people celebrating without true SSS love in their heart.
You look him square in the eye and tell him "Yes Sir, the check is in the mail"
by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 27, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
smart man
i really don’t like the bandwagon fans. Any fan who doesn’t know carlos lee or magglio ordonez (since they left in 2004) is useless to me.
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 28, 2009 1:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was living in the Bay Area
I worked at a blood bank nights and weekends so I followed games 1 and 2 on the computer for the first 5 innings and would take my lunch break at a time where I could watch the last hour of the game on one of the TVs they had set up for donors.
I saw PKs grand slam and Jenks blown save but I had to go back to work before Pods walkoff. I was in the lab when the wife called and said that the little guy hit a GW HR. I told her that she was shitting me and I didn’t believe her cause after all she was rooting against my team. I was on cloud 9 the rest of the night.
I was off for game 3 and enjoyed every minute. Called off for game 4 but my boss knew I was a Sox fan since I wore my Sox hat every day at work so that was cool. I called everyone at home once Uribe made the final play. I wished to this day that I was back home to experience the celebration that everyone has described above. I watched the parade on ESPNews and came home Xmas break and got a picture with the trophy at Gaelic Park after consuming quite a few Bloody Marys while waiting in the long ass line.
i'm celebrating the slaughter of the indigenous peoples of the western hemisphere.
what the fuck are you doing? - larry
by Scotty Ballgame on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 AM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
At the Wrigleyville Goose Island
I live not far from there, felt like celebrating in the heart of Cubbieville (I’m not usually such an asshole, but it was convenient for friends and I). I was very gratified to see the “Congrats to the World Champion White Sox” on the programmable Wrigley Field sign (I should try to find the pic I took and post it here). But when the post-victory celebration on Clark Street turned out to be meager, the driving rain prevented my lazy ass from heading South as should have. So I went home. I do have regrets (“clearly”)…
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Oct 30, 2009 12:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and I'm still sentimentally a big Uribe fan
for the diving into the stands for that catch to cement the inevitability. When I got home, my wife (not a baseball or any other kind of sports fan) had a piece of paper taped to the bathroom mirror with the Sox logo and the legend “How about that Uribe?!?”.
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Oct 30, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I now want to sleep with your wife. Sight unseen.
My wife was pleasant and somewhat congratulatory but did nothing out of the ordinary. You lucky bastard.
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by winningugly on Oct 30, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am indeed a fortunate man
Best game I ever attended was the 163rd game last year.
by NorthSidePaulie on Oct 30, 2009 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late to class, as usual, but this is my tale
I watched at a bar in Berkeley, since shuttered for serving to those underage. There were a few Astros fans seated at the bar itself, while I was seated with friends, none of whom were Sox fans, just across the way. The table next to us had 4-5 people claiming to be from Chicago and Sox fans, but unless they were really really high, there was no way they had any idea of what was going on. After PK caught the ball for the final out, I found myself jumping up and down on the table, watching the Astros fans leave, and noticing that noone else in the bar seemed to give a shit. We left soon after, bought some shitty champagne and cheap cigars and went back to my residence where we drank, watched highlights, and I called most every Sox fan I knew. It was great.
My girlfriend at the time, a former NCAA volleyball player, had no idea why I was so excited that the Sox won. My housemate tried several times to explain why I was so happy, but this girl was not the sharpest tool in the shed and never caught on. Needless to say, she’s no longer my girlfriend and for those of you residing in NYC, stay away from Californians named Mia.
Anyways, it was a great night spent drinking shitty champagne and smoking crappy cigars. I had a wretched hangover the next day, but it was well worth it. Despite the celebration, it took going to a game in Chicago the next summer, where I saw the trophy on display, to fully sink in. I’m disappointed that I didn’t go to the parade (I watched WGN’s coverage) or fly to Houston to see a game, but better luck next time, I suppose.
...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT
by rhythm on Oct 30, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"and for those of you residing in NYC, stay away from Californians named Mia."
Hank Moody approves this comment.
by homesickalien on Oct 30, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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