Closing the Books
Chicago White Sox at Detroit Tigers, Oct 4, 2009 12:05 PM CDT
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i hope we win, and dare i say it, sweep
but i also hope the twins lose. i think it would be phenomenal if the tigers beat the twins in the dome to go to the playoffs. id watch it just to see the looks on the players, coaches and fans faces
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more clip for the highlight reel
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 12:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it was a pretty good slide. clearly safe, but fucked again by the umpiring.
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh im going to get sick just listening to stone pony
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no shit
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by The Cheat on Oct 4, 2009 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a great slide by Gordo.
Shameful call by Tschida.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lions score on their opening drive, hilarious.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 4, 2009 12:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, hi Matt Forte. Thanks for showing up for my fantasy team asshole.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 4, 2009 12:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no shit. that fucker should already have 2300 yards
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, took a gamble on johnny knox this week, so i hope that works out for me
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lions and Tigers and Bears and Sox
Oh my.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 12:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely didn't learn it from Ron Turner, Bears QB's usually go 13 yards in the other direction.
Oh, and I hope Ozzie has a short hook today. I want some Hudson.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 4, 2009 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks is after 200 IP
Oz will be slow today, even if it’s the wrong call
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by The Cheat on Oct 4, 2009 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like he needs 5.1
I guess it’s up to him, because this offense isn’t going to make him pay.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 4, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate verlander
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 12:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jenks dotel konerko linebrink lillibridge
for verlander and rodney
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man, I'm torn
if the Sox win, then they hit my prediction from the community projection. But the Twins could go to the fucking playoffs. And that makes me want to get my piano wire and find some kittens.
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
by colintj on Oct 4, 2009 12:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and photograph the kittens playing the moonlight sonata?
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
spite wins. time to die with honor...

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha little bridge with the best AB so far.
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
verlander thought it was some kind of practical joke
ok guys, who’s really up next?
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and tied
I hate all things detroit
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 12:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bears offense is suddenly too good for that shitty defense.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
too good to let forte run in for both TDs
ive got a fantasy game to win here people!
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 12:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they took offense.
also detroit is too stupid to keep throwing it deep.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is why i'm torn
i loathe the twins, but all of these tiger fans are probably red wings fans too. watching their team get cockblocked by a team from chicago would also be excellent schadenfreude.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what means schadenfreude?
Is it’s literal translation of shamejoy accurate?
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if you don't tell me then I'll use it incorrectly
don’t be a schadenfreude
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your mother's fantasy team's a schadenfreude!
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
joy derived from the misfortune of others
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schadenfreude
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not his... forte?
minorities
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 12:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
reply fail
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Verlander pass intercepted by Betemit on Tigers 10 yard line
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 12:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
unpossible.
betemit could never catch a ball.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these are the lions I was expecting.
now show me more.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 1:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently the Bears don't think much of Megatron.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 4, 2009 1:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hester down with shoulder ouchiness
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 1:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell was he waiting for?
If you can’t throw strikes, at least go for the easy out.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Oct 4, 2009 1:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
some savior. no triple play.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
danks just needs 2 more outs to have 200 IP this year
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 1:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the first two times in a row didn't convince me, but the third one did.
time to buy a subaru outback and do muddy shit outside.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ooh, the same ads a second go round. joy.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
every commercial break, i see. awe.some.sauce.
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just happy the streetwise robot is back
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just about time to stop playing tivo channel swap.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
:'o(
ne/bal or kc/nyg. ugh.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok, 2 outs then hudson, plz.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we are going to get at least 2 runs off verlander this inning.
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 1:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought Kevin Smith was a silent, fat, white guy
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 1:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bears D = sieve
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 1:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
4-0 twinks. i tell you, these twins are such a statistical anamoly as it's *so hard* to sweep a team.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a lillibomb would knock my off my recliner
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 1:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my too
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how does an academic watched third strike wet your whistle?
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my watched third strikes have street smarts
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a geyser of offense...

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
daniel-san!
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For the second year in a row the sox force a game 163. Awesome.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 4, 2009 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
assuming both win, do tigers celebrate on the field?
I forget if the sox did anything more than a little extra hugging last year
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 1:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Handshakes and fistbumps only would be appropriate.
Perhaps some man hugging but no jumping up and down and no alcohol.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 4, 2009 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess thats also a negative on leyland shoving his tounge down someones throat.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
absolutely. and no rimming.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 4, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gimme some sugar baby

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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
excellent use of subject line
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 4, 2009 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
bacon protecting his 0.270?
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 1:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie is resting him
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra
by mick10 on Oct 4, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
johnny knox is the newest inhabitant of my mancrush spankbank.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 1:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Too bad espn doesn't give him those stats for being a WR.
Fuckin nazis
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 2:07 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
nothing ever changes
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
by Moral Narcissist on Oct 4, 2009 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know there's a RR thread for this, but any word on who's getting sent to AFL or winter leagues?
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 1:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 2:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
drifting along....
The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Oct 5, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MEANWHILE, on the west coast...

Masher’s going skiing!
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 2:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THESE ARE MY BE
BEER GOGGLES.
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well how do you do
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 2:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ribbie-s
don’t short-change him
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Littlebridge hit that one right on the button
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Told ya he shits his pants
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 2:06 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
You called it
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 2:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
God it's awful to listen to these cunt-kicking Tigers announcers.
by expatnyc on Oct 4, 2009 2:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
cunt kicking is a delicate matter.
don’t wanna get stuck in a sticky situation.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
now i'm torn
want sox to win, but wanted twins to lose in 163. now that twins probably win, sox comeback sucks.
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 2:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm still holding on to a fan soulcrushing dome loss in 163.
That would blow for them, and even more so with back to back 163 losses
lets go dodgers
by BoeJouma on Oct 4, 2009 2:16 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
wow
2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.
by Andronicus on Oct 4, 2009 2:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How nice for Curtis.
Since he can no longer hit.
by expatnyc on Oct 4, 2009 2:15 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
FOX's ALCS graphics has the Tigers
no Twins
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by The Cheat on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ALDS
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by The Cheat on Oct 4, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB *is* fixed!
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
general-esque
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 2:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This season is.....
Ova!!
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 2:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Your playoff Tigers
finish regular season scoring less runs than they gave up
by 3E8 on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
may all your crissmisses be white.
(mine are.)
by Trooper on Oct 4, 2009 2:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like a morning bagel by the bay
the dream is gone
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by billyok on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We should have a gamethread for Tigers-Twins 163
It would be a virtual hate-fest.
Good therapy.
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by thatshortkid on Oct 4, 2009 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alooooooooooha!
Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu
by oahu420 on Oct 4, 2009 2:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love you guys.
I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll
by winningugly on Oct 4, 2009 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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