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Detroit Tigers at Minnesota Twins, Oct 6, 2009 4:07 PM CDT





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The lesser of two evils.

Gotta go with the Tigers.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

FTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or if Peterson's "troublesome" back gives out. Because he's, you know, carrying the team. And some of those guys are heavy.

Mitchell M

by blackoutsox on Oct 6, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Too big! you'll kill us all!

Tunguska sized in siberia would be better..

Anything that travels that far, ought to have a stewardess on it..

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

MLBTV requires that you purchase a post-season package to enjoy this game and the rest.

Fuck that, you anal-raping bastards.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 3:40 PM CDT reply actions  

20 USD

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

feck yes. That Carl.....he so funny.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

THESE WHITE SOX PLAYERS MAKE ME FEEL SO BLAH EXCEPT FOR A.J. !

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, fuck you, Indy!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

tigers dodgers WS

thome hits the game winning homer int he top of the 9th in game 7.

thats just how its gotta be, ya know?

lets go dodgers

by BoeJouma on Oct 6, 2009 3:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I can see it now...

Thome is already in the locker room, getting treatment for his sore legs. Tommy LaSorda comes in and says- I need you and your bat, Mr Masher. So Thome hobbles out to the plate as a pinch-hitter, drives one over the wall, and circles the bases on hobbled legs, fist pumping in the air!!!!!!

Oh, wait- that was Kirk Gibson.

Anything that travels that far, ought to have a stewardess on it..

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Noooo, not Chip Caray

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate the twins

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:06 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate punto

But i hate polanco more

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 6, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sooooo, I managed to get the game on MLBTV, but I don't think I'm supposed to have it.

Unless they just charged me $10 without even telling me….
the hell is going on.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions  

check your account

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Would not post that instantly.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you gotta get your sig into shape. its always yelling at us.

whatd i do to it? nothing, so why is it yelling at me?

lets go dodgers

by BoeJouma on Oct 6, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i am doing it right now

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know should I

if he was my bf he wouldn’t be acting like this

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Sig is hard of hearing and doesnt know it is loud....

or it was drinking with Cabrera

Anything that travels that far, ought to have a stewardess on it..

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah it is drinking actually

UGH THAT SEASON COMPLETELY SUCKED BUT HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

My Signature has been drinking...

The Punto is a sumo wrestler creampuff casper milktoast
and Gardy is mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost..

And they cant find the strikezone with a geiger counter
and the box office is drooling and the scout seats are on fire….

My Signature has been drinking, not me

Anything that travels that far, ought to have a stewardess on it..

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

me and my sig is drinking

this is great

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well... you can make the argument you paid for the regular season

and this is game 163 of the regular season, as it is not the playoffs (ie ALDS)… but that wont stop the analraping if they want.

Anything that travels that far, ought to have a stewardess on it..

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are the twins fans doing anything for this game? I heard someone here say whiteout, are they being fecitious?

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick

by Where Triples Go to Die on Oct 6, 2009 4:12 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

Lotsa Caucasians there, from what I can tell.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have this bad habit of yelling "he gawn" on called thirds

It elicits some strange looks from people in a crowded room.

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 6, 2009 4:14 PM CDT reply actions  

oooh, good question.....

Does he kick dirt?

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

*have to kick dirt

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he just has to look like a dumbass

I guess double shot if the bases are loaded.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 4:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you drink when he gets an out, or

when he swings at something and doesnt really cause any damage, and just leaves the scene to cool off..

Anything that travels that far, ought to have a stewardess on it..

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Miggy gets a hit, assault the closest female to you.

/in poor taste, but bitches aint shit.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 4:23 PM CDT reply actions  

waiting HSA to smack you in 3....2...1

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

but they do feel comfy in women's clothing...

right Oahu420?

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back off, Liz

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 6, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did you know my Diva name?

Bitch, dont tear my dress!

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

He slapped that naggy ball!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

nothing matters when you're dancing

just ask captain morgan’s robot.

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Wasnt that on BSG?

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a guest ep

written by stephin merrit

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 4:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

tip o' the cap to you, sir!

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

tigers with RISP suck

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm afraid of the TV now

WTF was that “Yo Gabba Gabba” thing? That was scarier than Teletubbies!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 4:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Harrelson

wearing black w/ purple bunting ’cause Gomez not playing.

by ballyb on Oct 6, 2009 4:42 PM CDT reply actions  

who do you want to win?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

how nice

to destroy us all

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maggs had so much 163 clutchiness before that.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ex-Sox RBI, drink!

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

FNP!

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

home run

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

BEAT IT, MIGGY!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Back of the hand, Metrodome!!

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

bomba!

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

a perfect way to

close out the metrodome lol

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

suck on it, Favre Lovers!

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love 2010

by Nordhagen on Oct 6, 2009 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

the twins tears

taste like candy and gold

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

MigCab just woke up my 4 year-old.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

AND assaulted my fat friend!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

who do i hate more?

the twins, the tigers or the metrodome.

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Holds runners

really well.

Porcella’s perfect

by ballyb on Oct 6, 2009 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

exhale.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

rinse and repeat

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

H-E-A-R-T.

No other way to put it.

by ballyb on Oct 6, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

yes, but

the pirahna’s have tiny little ones that are full of omega-3 fatty acids, so they are good eatin!

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only ONE

of these teams has H-E-A-R-T.

by ballyb on Oct 6, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

we know miggy has heart

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joba Rules

Should be simple…he pitches out of the bullpen

by Q!'s Qrew on Oct 6, 2009 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

not all pitchers pitch shutouts in game 163

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Technically speaking....

Porcello is shutting them out.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmmmmmm

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright.

Shut the fuck up about Portillo.

by ballyb on Oct 6, 2009 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

go get me a hot dog!

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Randall Patrick McMurphy,

“Somebody get me a fuckin’ weiner before my throat gives out.”

by ballyb on Oct 6, 2009 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

So rotations

would be EJax, Verlander, Porcello, EJax, Verlander (all normal rest)

What would twins be? Blackburn on Short Rest? Baker can’t go until game 3

by Q!'s Qrew on Oct 6, 2009 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

THERE APPEARS TO BE SOMETHING CALLED GAME 163 ON THE TELE

TELEVISION. BUT IT CANNOT BE BASEBALL GAME 163 FOR THERE IS NO BLACKOUT IN THE CROWDED AREAS. OR WHITE SOXED PLAYERS ON THE FIELDED AREAS. OR JI
JIM THOME HEROICS.

by Trooper on Oct 6, 2009 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

I miss JI

JIM THOME heroics.
:’(

That Kubel shit doesn’t count.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 5:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

well then......

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Here they come, nippin away.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

yeeeeeeeesh. Come on. Come on. Come on.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Hi

BaCk later

signature

by billyok on Oct 6, 2009 6:00 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

can he pitch?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Enjoying Pitt-to-Click?

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I do like what I've seen.

Our real trouble is that we don’t know another soul here and have a 5-month old.

So I haven’t seen that much.

by ReservoirDog on Oct 6, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chip Carey is crap

“The lefty-lefty matchup is erased with the 3-1 count.”

Really? Does Granderson turn into a righty because of the count?

That and his slobbering over Matt Tolbert + Nick Punto elicited this comment.

by CWSKeith on Oct 6, 2009 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh fucksticks.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I'll need to drink a lot for that Ocab moment.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch for the tiggers

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 6:30 PM CDT reply actions  

that's about right

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

bleh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Leyland is a dipshit

Nice overmanaging.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

You are a dipshit.

Get a job and allow someone to critiqu your performance. Then judge.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

critique, dammit.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

with a cameo by Gene LaMont!

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE SOX WILL ALWAYS HAUNT YOU

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I gotta say. This is some crazy 163 shit!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't stand it!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

fucking piranhas.

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

HE GAWN!

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I love baseball.

An I love you guys.

Except mick10. Prick. ;)

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:03 PM CDT reply actions  

teehee

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

we missed you

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Are you wine drunk?

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish.

More work to do tonight. Kid’s got 102 degree fever and strep. Gotta weigh in, though.

And get that TAEG shit out of here. Season over, no Olympics, Yom Kippur over and the fucker finally shows up.

OK, I’m wine tipsy.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fully on board with that.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Be careful. Swine flu has similar symptoms.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

micktoprick!

Come on, that’s gotta be the best yet.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm beginning to not like you

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quite a long line.

Except she’s the first vagina you’ve called out, OPOS.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

and better be the only one too

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've called you out before

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

See? ptc was never that funny!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Well played. Now I am sending every Sicilian I know your way.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inconceivable!

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too wordy.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:10 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Toclick.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:08 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Poll over at Twinkie Town:

Quick poll of the Twins fans:
Who do ya’ll hate more:

White Sox
Tigers
Royals
Indians

We won by a landslide!

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

So did Porcello sew up ROY tonight?

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

He didn't deserve it anyways.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Didn't get the WIN. All that counts, right?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

He shocked the shit out of me.

I thought he’d do the <5 and dive. Nice job.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hotel TV has TBS

Not to worry everyone

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by billyok on Oct 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

where are you?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I said earlier.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

sorry HSA

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why sorry? I'm just informing of his whereabouts.

He’ll be there til tomorrow, if you want to hop in the car now….

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

alright

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

HSA pays attention

HSA cares

the bathroom in this room is HUGE

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by billyok on Oct 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

i care i just can't cyber those feelings

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

does it have a swing?

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Schwing.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Little known fact: Billy is a travelling dildo salesman.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoa interesting

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

times are hard

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wish you were hard, OPOS.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

But business is up

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Business is a-buzz.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

No - Nancy is retiring.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Look down

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:15 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

terrible cus that was your spot

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

The wet one?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Oct 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

how you do forget.

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

larry-approved posts by BOK vs. unapproved:

0-to-900.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Punto slide!

Except it made sense there.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

2 on, no outs in the 9th!

COME ON DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

They need 2. Twins always come back.

Polanco is the perfect guy for them.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or not.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

FPP.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

FJN.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Him too.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Peace out Thunderdome

The Metrodragon has finally been slayed! roll up a thunderblunt and pass it around!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Has the game already ended in your universe?

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Every time Nathan sighs like that it makes me laugh

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Maggs looks cocky.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:21 PM CDT reply actions  

crap

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Drops it over the inside corner

my ass.

How incredibly unlucky. Christ.

by CWSKeith on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

joe nathan just went all octavio dotel on them

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

grinders

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow. Baserunning 101 By Scott Podsednik.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I think not.

I’d like to see the replay. Plus the situation was entirely different. He wasn’t picked off.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

easy, girl

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's like deja vu all over again.

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Punto walk off?

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd prefer a dance-off.

With Timberlake.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jose Morales walk off!

John
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"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Dreaded lead off walk

John
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"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMMMMMMMNNNNNNN PUNNNNNTOOOOOOO

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Nooooo

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

FNP

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Poll: Should I order breakdast

1. Yes
2. Of course, you ain’t paying for it

signature

by billyok on Oct 6, 2009 7:31 PM CDT via mobile reply actions  

are you having bored moment billy?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

what is this breakdast you speak of?

I have no prior knowledge of it, otherwise I would respond to your poll.

by airnjp on Oct 6, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Steak and eggs with double Stoli Bloody Mary.

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 6, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

breakfast of champions

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fernando Rodney in a non save situation

ive seen this movie before. twins just won the al central and possibly the world series…..

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Possibly?

It was set in stone back in July

by airnjp on Oct 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Brandon Inge>FNP

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Who knew that it would hinge on Inge.

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 6, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

StupidmotherfuckerIhatethatdilldo.

AHAHAAHAHHAHAAH!!! EAT IT, GOMEZ!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

didn't happen

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

INGE, YOU GRINDY MO-FO!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeppers

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

First to home - that's unheard of!

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know right!

Still in shock that they don’t make you stop at second on a hard hit ball.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

EAT IT, TWINKIES!

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

LMFAO

There can only be one!

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

He resembles The Bridge slightly.

Not as a baseball player. It’s the ears.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

or a child rapist

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have no frame of reference.

So, thank you for your experience.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

far, far from over

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Twins have no history of coming from behind.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

PhD., eh?

Can’t slip anything by you.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

been a long time for you too

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

dammit. Of all the douchenozzles to be at the plate....

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:49 PM CDT reply actions  

yyyyyeeeaah.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF!!!! I hate these stupid douchenozzles!!!!! ARRRRRRR!!!!

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it goes as a tripple. That's a Scotty Pods dome special.

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Rodney less than Jenks.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

really now

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh well

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

o god no

the bloop from hell

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

You've got to be kidding me.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh for God's sake

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Domed!

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

The most stupid fucking baseball play in a playoff game ever.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

That was idiocy, not luck.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Christ, these teams are so fucking bad.

It’s just a more pathetic indictment of the Sox.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

The Yankees are visibly salivating.

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fail

and throw bats at umps?

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys who choke up with one out and a guy on 3rd should be shot.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

blasphemous

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Karkovice>Cuddyer - Officer gets an inside the park HR on that bloop.

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:53 PM CDT reply actions  

this is slow torture

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I say the Yanks win by 10 tomorrow.

Doesn’t matter who they play.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Setting up the DP.

COME ON, DP.
COME ON!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

lay-up

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

What is it with Detroit

And that bullshit effectively wild shit

by 815Sox on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

good move

pitching around that monster brendan harris.

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

*headdesk*

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh crap

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

How did that get through?????

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

oh hai

lets go detroit

lets go dodgers

by BoeJouma on Oct 6, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

::Vomit:::

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Noooooo

Anybody but Punto!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

no way that gets through on grass

’domed

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Not Punto.

Please not Punto.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

TY, Lord.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Squeeze

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate this damn dome

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

so i guess im in the minority for siding with the Twins here?

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

but not alone

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fucking Scandinavian, e-Gustafson.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't like the Tigers

I hate the Twins.

Kinda like watching last nights football game, I hate both teams

by 815Sox on Oct 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rayburn is a POS.

He keeps the hit to a single, that’s a DP.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like the Tigers need a closer

I know its in the division, I couldn’t resist

by 815Sox on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Yesssss

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

he's out!

dp

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

WTFOMG!

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions  

BBQ!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wowzers

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Raburn redeems himself.

But, still, he fucking blew the lead.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

PUNTOWNED!

also, this game just surpassed last years’

by The Cheat on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Self-hating Sox fan.

Get off this site. Look at Thomer’s pic.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Punto and Gomez Twin-Killed!!!

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, they look the same to me.

;)

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gomez woulda scored on that

and left a trail of fire like the delorian in Back to the Future

by The Cheat on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL. That was funny.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

like this?

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

EPIC PUNTO FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

No, this is a great game.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Never said it wasn't a good game

But the division sucks.. which means its for the taking next year

by 815Sox on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice try.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont be so sure.

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Quit jacking with our future DH.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don Kelly = Brent Lillibridge

they are the same person.

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Don Kelly might be one of the best baseball names ever.

Or a CPA’s name.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Game show host.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that you mention it,

I’ve never seen them together, Hmm.

Look yonder, fellow SSSers. 2010 looms bright!
And fns. -wu

by oahu420 on Oct 6, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha!

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If they play to an infinite tie do the Sox get awarded the division title?

Or possibly because of the ineptness of these two teams?

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

This is baseball.

How do you deem this “ineptness”? This is great shit.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

I didn’t envision being on the edge of my seat for this one

by 3E8 on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay not ineptness - agreed this is very good.

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Don't stop believing!"??

WTF? That belongs to US!!!

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 PM CDT reply actions  

deep down inside

the twins want to be the white sox thats why they moved outside and stole our song

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

bunch of idiots

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

why are you stealing?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmmm no

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Genetics.

Not his fault. He’s Irish.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Polanco looks overmatched.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH!!

Sometimes it works – unless you are white.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

U.I.C. + H-E-A-R-T

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

OC on the rag!

I do like this umpire – not afraid to call strikes.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Cabrera running his mouth

Precursor to ugly strikeout.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

i hope he gets run out!

no more good D on the left side!

lets go dodgers

by BoeJouma on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen that before

Granderson making the routine look spectacular.

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 8:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Um, Sunday?

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss O.C

when he was barking at Balfour and kicked the dust i almost jumped from my seat and yelled. he did end up getting struck out by balfour lol.

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

it's Maggs-o'clock:

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh that hair

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's the poor man's Geoff Blum

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's not the 14th.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don Kelly!!!!

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Don Fucking Kelly!

Can he DH?

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Gonna get Inged!

John
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"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Don Quixote! metrodome slayer

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

would Q! have thrown to the correct base?

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Woulda gone to the wall.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I contend every lf in the division throws to third.

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wouldn't have cut it off.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Inge, please get a hit here

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fail

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

forget that

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or get hit (or not)

John
http://www.phantomreign.net
"Bang the head that doesn't bang."

by phanreign on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

STFU, Inge.

Get a goddamn hit. Get out of the way, already.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

So?

Be. A. Man.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit!!!!

I taught two classes and beat the snot outta two teenagers and come home and the game is still on! The Yankees must be giddy!

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Ashley and Heather.

Good work, Doc.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

much like cabrera's wife...

“They just dont listen!!”

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuckin' punto

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

oh hey, i was joking about your sig earlier...

NOW the only gripe i have is the bears part..

lets go dodgers

by BoeJouma on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

why

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

farve beat you

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favre will beat the Bears as well.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh thanks

whatever

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hater.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice play

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Routine, I say.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

for Punto, yes

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

For any 2B.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Routine play.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Wild pitch would be nice

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

in this situation NOTHING is routine

lotta brickcrapping going on on both teams.

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, ineptitude the White Sox way.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh

Dammit, Tigers, why can’t you just WIN THE GAME?!

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Liard

has left ten batters on base

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by Czheck on Oct 6, 2009 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

fuckin Gomez.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

yuck with those hankies

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

i really hate the fucking twins, man.

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Please don't let the Spaz score the winning run. PLEEEZZ!!

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, there it is

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

YUCK

DAMN TWINS!!!!!!!!!

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

FCG, FNP, and fuck Nick Swisher.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

bye detroit:

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Yippiekayyeh, muddafuck.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Go Yankees. Kick some Twinkie butt, please.

That ball hit deep! Way back! You can put it on the boooaaaard...YES!

Long drive into deep right center field! This ball is OUTTA HEEERRRREE!
R.I.P. Harry Kalas 4-13-09

by HappyHuman on Oct 6, 2009 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

"Butt"?

You are livin’ on the edge of civility, H2.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck You Detroit.

In Minnesota, when 11,000 people are in the Dome, you feel like you are at an especially depressing demolition derby. -Joe Posnanski

by e-gus on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

on the plus side, i had them winning 88 and the division.

but it was supposed to jinx them. it’s like, you strike them down they become more grindy than you can possibly imagine.

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Here's your cookie.

now go away.

My signature has been drinking, not me...

by DrEmilioLizardo on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYOOOOUUUUU PPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FifthFeather.com

by El Duque's Raft on Oct 6, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Crypt.

Yes, Death. This season is now officially over for me. I just has a friend call from Atlanta to thank me for our wins over DET. Fucker. And he’s with Campus Crusade for Christ.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 7, 2009 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is almost enough to end my Christian Revival.

Fucking Twinkies fans, giving those of us born again a bad name.

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

by rhythm on Oct 7, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP OC

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Now, the Yankees are going to pound the shit out of them......

I’m not sure how I feel about that. What I do know is they are as emotionally inept against them as we are vs. the Twinks in the dome.

by dantesox on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I know how Green Bay Packers fans feel now.

Watching OC crow about how great his team is just sucks donkeys.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

His teams win

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

sss

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boston, LA, Chicago, Minn

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

See OAK.

He blows.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

sss

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

those 7 years in montreal were a blast

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

HAH!

Take that, OPOS.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 7, 2009 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

ran the numbers

OrCa’s teams’ records in games he played: 869-863 which is .502 win percentage

David Eckstein’s?: 631-564 good for a .528.

the argument sucks

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Oct 7, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

welp

yankees win in 3

combined score 132 – 6

by daggins on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

tigers....bunch of assholes:

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

This is EXACTLY why I hate that stupid fucking now-it-counts All Star Game. I hate these AL teams. F 'em all... well... F the Angles gently

Lets go Dodgers! Get Jim that ring!

"...a mouth without grinders is like a mill without grindstone,"
-Don Quixote

by SkanchoDanza on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I agree -

JI needs a cock ring. Would get things feisty with the Missus.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Walsh.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 6, 2009 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

John Daly

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zeppelin

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Capone

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be -- Yogi Berra

by mick10 on Oct 6, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, that hurts my eyes.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 7, 2009 9:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Punto is gay?

Well, it figures. He’s the purple Teletubbie.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 7, 2009 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was cheering for the tigers

but damn..that was a great game. The 2 stars of the game (Cabrera and Ordonez) are both Ozzie’s nemesis…. way to pick your friends prick face!

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

hes a douchebag.

Cabrera would have looked good on the Sox this year. Instead we got Getz/Nix. Good decision by the organization. jagoffs.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 6, 2009 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

you wanted to pay him about $7M to play a position he's barely played in his career?

he was one of the worst defensive SS in baseball, by the way…

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 6, 2009 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes i do.

He is better than the Getznix combo by far. Who gives a fuck about the money he makes… it isn’t my money.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

No he wasn't

he was one of the best defensive SS’s in baseball in 2007 and 2008. Guy won a GG in 2007 and 2001.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he didn't have a great 2009.

I agree with you that I wouldn’t have paid him $7m to play SS or 2B this (or should I say last, since it is ovah, ahhhh tearing up again, damn) year.

Getz/Nix combo isn’t the reason we lost the division.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Oct 6, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did quite alright by us.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 7, 2009 9:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

And the 2nd-guessing begins. If you are gonna post-mortem it, at least put in a little effort, Teacher.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 7, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually this plays out perfectly

Twins will get their ass beat by the Yanks and

we will get M. Cabrera next year.

No way the fans of Detroit forgive him for getting loaded right at the end of the tailspin when Detroit could have pulled off one victory for the Division. They’ll be looking to move him and that massive salary to another team and the only other team in baseball with any money are the Sox. You see JR saved a boatload of cash with that Phoenix Coyotes failed purchase and that money is burning a hole in his pocket.

We’ll take Cabrera off their hands, especially now that they have to pay Maggs like $80 million next year. JR will make them throw in Zumaya, and Hermie and Coop will get him all worked out and healthy next year. We’ll pitch Bobby in the 7th throwing 94mph from the right, then Easy Heat in the 8th throwing 96mph from the left and then finish em off with Mr. Guitar Hero himself banging them in the zone at 100mph.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Oct 6, 2009 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Waaaaaaaaaaaait

He got loaded the night before they won didn’t he?

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, I thought he got loaded Friday night

after they lost. Then Saturday they lost and Sunday they won.

He went 0-7 on Saturday and Sunday.

More importantly, his team was in the most crucial series and he goes out and gets hammered with the opponent and comes home around 5am. Then proceeds to get in a fight with his wife and give her a bloody lip. Needless to say he was 3 times the legal limit.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Oct 6, 2009 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Due to my total laziness regarding the matter

I will defer to you good sir, and assume you know more about the matter than I.

THANK YOU NATE SILVER, TECHNOLOGY IS THE TOPS

by Hazymania on Oct 6, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

plop

2009: Not with a bang but a whimper.

by Andronicus on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I thinking you were beginning to quote that Jimmy Valvano speech again

Never give up!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Oct 6, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is my stolen line.

And they should give up.

I was a Catholic boy, Redeemed through pain, not through joy - Jim Carroll

by winningugly on Oct 7, 2009 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with you.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 7, 2009 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

man, that was a fucking game.

so sad it had to end with cfg crossing the plate.

by Trooper on Oct 6, 2009 11:53 PM CDT reply actions  

ahhhhh! I shut it off just before I was able to witness him touch the plate. Ran outside for some fresh air after 13 straight hours in my office (the last 5 spent watching the game).

Despite the outcome and missing a beautiful autumn day outside yesterday….
That was one of the best games I’ve ever watched.

The tension is so thick, I could FNS with it. -SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Oct 7, 2009 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well, you wouldn't want to open up the Chicago Tribune today

There he is on page 3, F-CFG-MF standing on a table in the locker room with his legs bowed out (obviously from getting reamed by the Viking’s Mascot), with his division champs shirt on, chugging a bottle of champagne. Big f’ing picture too.

Too make matters worse on the opposite page is Phil Rogers’ Divisional Round predictions —my daughter’s baby books make more sense.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Oct 7, 2009 9:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

got home late after watching the game.

turned on xm 175 as i was going to sleep. the show was being replayed from earlier in the evening and the host (don’t remember his name) and his sidekick, ROYCE CLAYTON, would comment on the goings on in the twins-tigers game regularly. anyway, when polanco came up in the 9th with men on 1st and 3rd and no one out, ROYCE CLAYTON proclaimed that in such a situation he would rather have polanco batting than albert pujols or manny ramirez. i am not making this up.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Oct 7, 2009 8:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Wow, just WOW.

The Tiggers folded like a lawn chair in the last month. I hate that the Twinks win the division, but the upside is we don’t have to hear some bullshit about how much the playoffs mean to the people of Detroit.z

...take your hobbit circle jerk to another thread
by larry on May 18, 2009 8:58 PM PDT

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