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Don Cooper is ready for spring training: "Lack of conditioning, lack of preparation makes cowards of us all. We're going to make sure that conditioning and preparation is getting done.''

2 months ago Thecheatsmoking_tiny The Cheat 78 comments 0 recs  | 

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"Johnny Conditioning Guy"

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Nov 20, 2009 6:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

Poor Bacon

Uga VII, the 4-year-old white English bulldog mascot for the University of Georgia’s football team for almost two seasons, died of heart-related causes, the dog’s owner said.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Nov 20, 2009 6:59 AM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

You da man.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 8:24 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't need to be rescued, Missy.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Chiburb was doing you a favor

He didn’t want you to have to search for the story on the previous thread.

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 10:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I posted the story last night. Moot.

But it’s great that Chi has so many friends who got his back. ;)

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

i think they're all just sick of you.

/winky smiley emoticon

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

"I'm sorry, that dog had some powerful friends"

“Oh, you’ll pay! Don’t think you won’t pay!”

by 67WMAQ on Nov 20, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't we lose to this guy?
The league — the whole league — hit .327/.384/.522 against him.

Basically, the whole league was an MVP candidate when Jason Berken was on the hill.

More: With runners in scoring position, the league hit .354/.415/.514. With the bases loaded, the league hit .529 against Jason Berken. So the league was also clutch against him.

The world needs the Jedi now more than ever

by Carbiner on Nov 20, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

sounds like Linebrink's

2nd half line.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Nov 20, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes it was worse

the whole league hit
.377/.433/.651 (1.084)
off that goof after the all star break.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Nov 20, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Stellar

Can we trade Linebrink for some Berken?

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh, that's just a small sample size. *cough*

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy high

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

jangalang

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Crazy high

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

jangalang

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Safe statement by Coop since Colon wont be there

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 9:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions   0 recs

nor Dotel and Jenks.

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 9:59 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

cut out the buffets

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

traded or non-tendered

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

He will be declared academically ineligible

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 11:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

And then cut.

Poor risk.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

For all of you that want to get into the baseball business, because:

1. You think your baseball knowledge is on par with Phil Rogers and Cowley
2. Starbucks ins’t paying you enough and the tips suck
3. Port Slutting is a dying profession and you need a new career
4. Cheat isn’t paying you enough and the perks blow
5. Working for da man is making your hair fall out
6. You’ve slept with too many of your co-workers (interns) and there are rumblings that some of them might put you in a Steve Phillips/Rick Pitino situation.
7. You’re going to fail the just implemented mandatory drug test next week
8. Fuck Bud Selig, your taking over.

http://bizofbaseball.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3758:inside-the-baseball-winter-meetings&catid=26:editorials&Itemid=39

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:36 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Vizquel?

Per Rosenthal’s twitter:

White Sox close on Vizquel. One year deal to be backup

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 10:50 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

omg

let the whining commence.

by KillaAK on Nov 20, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 20, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

what i meant to do

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 20, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Much rather have

Lillibridge in that role?

by VictorB on Nov 20, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Che could use a mentor at SS.

Not bad.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

and a translator, evidently

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

too many former and current latino SS's on this team.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Speaks the language

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 11:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

I like (depending on price)

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Still has a great glove

could be a good pickup. Didn’t Kenny want him several years ago before he signed with the Giants? Kenny gets his man!!!!!!

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 11:01 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Nix must be part of the Crawford trade?

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 11:14 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

SSS reports 3 way with the Scrubs - Bradley involved.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 11:15 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Jenks to Cubs, Bradley to Rangers, Byrd to White Sox

exclusive negotiating rights!

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta include Andruw Jones (excl. neg. rights)! HAVE TO!!

Kenny is going to get all of his guys.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm hearing from my source the White Sox are close to making a trade with the Dodgers

so they can get negotiating rights to Jon Garland, sign him, and then trade him in a three-way trade with Houston and Cincinnati with Darin Erstad and Willy Taveras coming to the White Sox.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

has this been confirmed by "The Owl"?

I am getting really excited! Finally get a leadoff hitter!!!!!

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 11:29 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

Taveras will be slotted into the leadoff position.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

who

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 1:05 PM CST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

you

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

tommy?

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 1:22 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

You hijacked my trade!

Rays now are cut out of the deal!

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I think more teams should do that

you know, get the exlusive rights. It always works for the Sox.

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 11:27 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate your typing.

I enjoy the company. ;)

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 11:41 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

are you sure?

they can be so elusive.

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep Still a good glove.

126.0 innings at 2B. 0 errors.
101.0 innings at 3B. 0 errors.
196.2 innings at SS. 0 errors.

by Ahillock on Nov 20, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Flagged for using "errors" as a metric.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

the man stated 4 facts.

how do you know whether he was stating any of them as evidence of the other?

by Trooper on Nov 20, 2009 6:45 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

6 facts, actually.

UZR. And I was kidding.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 7:52 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

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