Don Cooper is ready for spring training: "Lack of conditioning, lack of preparation makes cowards...

Don Cooper is ready for spring training: "Lack of conditioning, lack of preparation makes cowards of us all. We're going to make sure that conditioning and preparation is getting done.''

Coop tells pitchers it's time to raise the bar

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"Johnny Conditioning Guy"

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Nov 20, 2009 6:32 AM CST via mobile reply actions

Poor Bacon

Uga VII, the 4-year-old white English bulldog mascot for the University of Georgia’s football team for almost two seasons, died of heart-related causes, the dog’s owner said.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Nov 20, 2009 6:59 AM CST via mobile reply actions

You da man.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 8:24 AM CST up reply actions

You think he has time to go back to 200+comment threads on his phone?!

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Nov 20, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions

He doesn't need to be rescued, Missy.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions

I was kidding. You should turn your "humor detector" back on. Shit, even gosox33 knew Tdogg was kidding yesterday. ;)

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Nov 20, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions

and I heard that kid's got the Downs Syndrome.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions

"Missy" should convey something.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

its been all downhill since i called him a racist.

by Trooper on Nov 20, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions

Chiburb was doing you a favor

He didn’t want you to have to search for the story on the previous thread.

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 10:22 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

I posted the story last night. Moot.

But it’s great that Chi has so many friends who got his back. ;)

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions

You can only hope your daughter grows up to do the same for your crazy ass!

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Nov 20, 2009 10:34 AM CST up reply actions

i think they're all just sick of you.

/winky smiley emoticon

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions

"I'm sorry, that dog had some powerful friends"

“Oh, you’ll pay! Don’t think you won’t pay!”

by 67WMAQ on Nov 20, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions

Didn't we lose to this guy?

The league — the whole league — hit .327/.384/.522 against him.

Basically, the whole league was an MVP candidate when Jason Berken was on the hill.

More: With runners in scoring position, the league hit .354/.415/.514. With the bases loaded, the league hit .529 against Jason Berken. So the league was also clutch against him.

The world needs the Jedi now more than ever

by Carbiner on Nov 20, 2009 8:14 AM CST reply actions

the only difference between him and jason bere

is the k&n.

by Hatchetm on Nov 20, 2009 8:25 AM CST up reply actions

Yep

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CHA/CHA200908230.shtml

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 8:35 AM CST up reply actions

we stopped the league from hitting .400 against him

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions

sounds like Linebrink's

2nd half line.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Nov 20, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions

Yikes it was worse

the whole league hit
.377/.433/.651 (1.084)
off that goof after the all star break.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Nov 20, 2009 10:44 AM CST up reply actions

Stellar

Can we trade Linebrink for some Berken?

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

ahhh, that's just a small sample size. cough

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 9:32 AM CST reply actions

Crazy high

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 9:52 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

jangalang

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions

Crazy high

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 9:53 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

jangalang

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Nov 20, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions

Safe statement by Coop since Colon wont be there

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 9:55 AM CST via mobile reply actions

nor Dotel and Jenks.

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 9:59 AM CST up reply actions

What is going to happen with Jenks you say?

by Ahillock on Nov 20, 2009 10:46 AM CST up reply actions

cut out the buffets

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:48 AM CST up reply actions

traded or non-tendered

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 11:08 AM CST up reply actions

He will be declared academically ineligible

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 11:29 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

And then cut.

Poor risk.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions

Talk about a shittily-formatted article...even I can do better than that, Joe Douchelicker Cowley.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Nov 20, 2009 10:04 AM CST reply actions

he wrote it on his iphone while on the toilet. Only place a man can get some peace and quiet.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:13 AM CST up reply actions

Sometimes you eat the bar.... and sometimes the bar eats you.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Nov 20, 2009 10:06 AM CST reply actions

I don't know about you but I take comfort in that

The world needs the Jedi now more than ever

by Carbiner on Nov 20, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions

The Dude abides

by soxrule!35 on Nov 20, 2009 10:20 AM CST up reply actions

'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions

For all of you that want to get into the baseball business, because:

1. You think your baseball knowledge is on par with Phil Rogers and Cowley
2. Starbucks ins’t paying you enough and the tips suck
3. Port Slutting is a dying profession and you need a new career
4. Cheat isn’t paying you enough and the perks blow
5. Working for da man is making your hair fall out
6. You’ve slept with too many of your co-workers (interns) and there are rumblings that some of them might put you in a Steve Phillips/Rick Pitino situation.
7. You’re going to fail the just implemented mandatory drug test next week
8. Fuck Bud Selig, your taking over.

http://bizofbaseball.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3758:inside-the-baseball-winter-meetings&catid=26:editorials&Itemid=39

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 10:36 AM CST reply actions

Vizquel?

Per Rosenthal’s twitter:

White Sox close on Vizquel. One year deal to be backup

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 10:50 AM CST reply actions

omg

let the whining commence.

by KillaAK on Nov 20, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 20, 2009 10:57 AM CST up reply actions

what i meant to do

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Nov 20, 2009 10:58 AM CST up reply actions

Much rather have

Lillibridge in that role?

by VictorB on Nov 20, 2009 11:09 AM CST up reply actions

Che could use a mentor at SS.

Not bad.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 20, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions

and a translator, evidently

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Nov 20, 2009 11:10 AM CST up reply actions

too many former and current latino SS's on this team.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions

Speaks the language

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Nov 20, 2009 11:21 AM CST via mobile up reply actions

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions

Gotta include Andruw Jones (excl. neg. rights)! HAVE TO!!

Kenny is going to get all of his guys.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Nov 20, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions

I'm hearing from my source the White Sox are close to making a trade with the Dodgers

so they can get negotiating rights to Jon Garland, sign him, and then trade him in a three-way trade with Houston and Cincinnati with Darin Erstad and Willy Taveras coming to the White Sox.

Chicago White Sox Examiner — I wish I could cuss right now.

by UribeAuction on Nov 20, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions