Grady SIZEmore!

But what will we tell the children?!?

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holy stone pony chi!

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 30, 2009 1:57 PM CST reply actions

my eyes!!!

dear god my eyes!!

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Nov 30, 2009 2:09 PM CST reply actions

If he offers coffee at his house...

…pass.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Nov 30, 2009 2:20 PM CST reply actions 1 recs

Tea, however....

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Nov 30, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

That's what you pass at my house

Who am I kidding, avoid the opaque shot glasses

by 3E8 on Nov 30, 2009 9:31 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs

read in espn that sizemore is claiming email theft, but is that really likely??

my money is on the girlfriend, she emailed the pics to another girlfriend, who emailed the pics to…

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 30, 2009 2:28 PM CST reply actions

How effin stupid can he be?

But these days it doesn’t seem to matter, does it?
Jeez.
(or should it be “jizz”?)

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Nov 30, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions

I believe I am glad I cannot access this at work.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 30, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions

on average, do north koreans have longer penises?

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 30, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions

OSFIB means "longer than your average MLB CF"?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Nov 30, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions

and the stone pony

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Nov 30, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions

only stone pony

can produce the stone pony.

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Nov 30, 2009 6:26 PM CST up reply actions

"Long as a man."

“Some men are longer than others.”

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions

Bud was not amused:

http://deadspin.com/5414916/searching-forthe-person-who-stole-grady-sizemores-coffee-cup+penis-photos-from-his-computer

by Andronicus on Nov 30, 2009 3:53 PM CST reply actions

This. Thread. Is. Awesome!

Good work, Chiburb, OSFIB, WU, HSA and BJ. I have been thoroughly entertained.

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Nov 30, 2009 3:54 PM CST reply actions

Maybe he was posing for one of those "I WENT FROM THIS...TO THIS!" banner ads.

by 67WMAQ on Dec 1, 2009 11:31 AM CST reply actions

If my name was Sizemore

I’d love to show the proof, too. Whatthehell.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 1, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions

hahhahahha, idiot

Man, just buy your gf a ticket to come see where ever you are playing, bang her right there and then, and stop all this emailing pictures nonsense.

I hope someone takes advantage of this during spring training. Maybe deck out his locker with GradySIZEmore wallpaper.

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Dec 1, 2009 11:44 AM CST reply actions

ok, just saw his gf picture

she is hot … so Grady, sorry for calling you an idiot. Who cares about leaked photos, you did well! It was worth it (I hope it was worth, she did “pay” you back nicely I hope).

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Dec 1, 2009 11:51 AM CST up reply actions

He should have a hot girlfriend

If a Mendoza-line nobody like Brian Anderson could do well with the ladies, then a talented ballplayer like Sizemore should do much better.

by 67WMAQ on Dec 1, 2009 12:21 PM CST up reply actions

courtesy of drunkathelete.com

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 1, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions

Wha-????? A baseball player who isn't with a blonde? Isn't that illegal or something?

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 1, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions

there's hope for you yet!

by Trooper on Dec 1, 2009 1:41 PM CST up reply actions

No. thank. you.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 1, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions

Hef IS an equal opportunity employer, you know

by Andronicus on Dec 1, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions

um, didn't you vote for mrs. kotsay as the hottest piece of sox wife ass?

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 1, 2009 4:55 PM CST up reply actions

I did. She's hot. What were my brunette options again?

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 1, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions

poor recollectino, thought she was brunette, but perhaps the carpet doesn't match the drapes

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 1, 2009 7:47 PM CST up reply actions

Gotcha... I had to GIS to confirm her blondeness when you said that bc I only remembered that black n white pic of her... You know the one...

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 1, 2009 11:46 PM CST up reply actions

nice nice nice

what a cute girl. Anyone know her email address by any chance?

Lupe, release the balloons!

by LT_sox_fan on Dec 1, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions

Against my better judgement I decided to click on the link to the webpage,

upon reaching the webpage my computer completely froze, due to the abundant gayness of it all. Of course this also coincided with one of my co-workers walking into my office. FML. Next time I will read the comments bellow the link before entering.

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 1, 2009 8:11 PM CST reply actions