SSS Art Project: MS Paint Edition

Have you been non-tendered because of "economics" even though you were more valuable than many of your co-workers?
Do you have a case of the Mondays?
Well, don't worry, because SSS is here to kill your productivity and make the day fly by...
Here at SSS, we've got a long history of MS Paint drawings dating as far back as Podsednik's first go-round.
So I thought we'd build on that tradition with a little art project (and competition). Open up your cheap-ass image editor and give us your best (or worst) White Sox related MSPainting. It can be anything from Punto's hilarious slide-back-towards-third to an abstract work about Ozzie Guillen calling a certain someone a 'fag.'
If we happen to get enough worthy participants, I'll put them up for a vote into the SSS Hall of Fame, which is really just the laundry basket that I refuse to fully empty of clean-yet-wrinkled clothes. (Oh and I've got another group project in mind for the Christmas break dead time...So look for that sometime in February).
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this thread has the potential to be AWESOME
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
hes special.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
something like this...

I recently found this sketch in an old 2008 sketchbook. I never found an appropriate time to use it, until now. Thanks, Cheat.
by Mitch. on Dec 14, 2009 9:50 AM CST reply actions 10 recs
dont wait until something like this to post a picture like that again
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
This project has created great tension and competition between Mitch. and myself. I fear we won't be able to be friends after I show him how it's done.
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You've got some work to do...
gonna be tough to beat KW the Care Bear
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That's an Ozzie Care Bear!
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
We're all allowed a heaping helping of fail every once in a while
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I also thought it was a KW Care Bear
At least I can take comfort in knowing I’m not the only disappointment ;)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
DB.
All Care Bears look alike to you and your crack-addled eyeballs.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Love sees no color, WU.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
it has a goatee!
and cuss words!
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions
Sure, it's obvious now
but it seemed to fit with KW’s MO on free agent / trade acquisitions. Either way, I was wrong.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
I believe you will be sleeping together.
That tension is a great aphrodesiac.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions
I don't go near married men unless I'm being paid for it. ;)
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 10:19 AM CST up reply actions
ok, someone point me to the primer on how to post an image
so i can share my uribe
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Upload it into a photobucket or equivalent photo-sharing site. Paste the URL into the prompt after clicking on the tree icon next to the 'link'.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
ok, here it goes
I was going for the “charmingly awful” look

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 10:21 AM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Wait, what the fuck are those things on the end of his arms??
;)
Too funny…..
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
I love this.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
I hope you'll be participating, oh wise cip.... I'm anxious to see what you create!
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
This doesn't quite qualify, but fun nonetheless
This picture hit my inbox this morning purporting to be of Tyler Flowers(L) and Drew O’Neil® heading to their Junior Prom… I had no idea they were HS teammates, but it checks out… Enjoy

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by The Cheat on Dec 14, 2009 10:54 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
???
wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 14, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
I like that O'Neil's name is registered.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions
LOL.
Perhaps T-Flow should TM his name.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions
Wonder if T-Flo hit that.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Only if Gordon gave him permission...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Right on top of that. heh heh
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 11:37 AM CST up reply actions
Sounds like something she might say.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 11:38 AM CST up reply actions
Nah. He kissed her on the strikes, she kissed him on the balls.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
Yes, no, no, hell yes.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
A drawing exhibition, you say
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by billyok on Dec 14, 2009 12:22 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
Have you any idea how difficult it is to draw a straight line in Paint??? This program is FAR from elementary.
Or I’m just that terrible.
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if you're going in a multiple of 45 degrees, just use the shift key while you drag.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 12:38 PM CST up reply actions
I assure you I am not using any sort of advantage here. :)
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions
except if you want to draw a curved line
and then the frickin thing comes out straight
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Yeah, pretty much.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:06 PM CST up reply actions
Wise man

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 12:51 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
wow. Excellent, Nordy!
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
He looks more olive green than black, but I'll allow it.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 12:55 PM CST up reply actions
you are totally right.
I made a custom color for the wall, but picked an out-of-the-box color for his skin…
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
My centerfielder is olive green
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
I am impressed you were able to give him 4 fingers and a thumb!
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions
photoshop filter fun

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
The Top 20 of the New Decade
beckham an honorable mention.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=9850
Who's going to do a FNS-Kill Bill montage?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
The Gentleman And The Caterpillar

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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:06 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
Im tearing up
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
It's a love story, really.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions
thome sucks
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
Is he wearing a bow-tie because that's the gentlemanly thing to do?
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Does the snail symbolize something?
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
What snail?
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions
The pink thing that hatchetm sees too.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
Caterpillar. How is there any confusion on that being a caterpillar? (not because I am good at Paint, but because I wrote it in the image, as well as the subject line!)
Anyway, it’s in reference to the way twinkle-toe Thome runs bases….
At some point, it was speculated here that perhaps he runs so carefully and delicately as to avoid killing any bugs that may be in the dirt… because he’s such a nice and considerate/caring type o’ guy.
In my drawing here, I created it to be more of Thome’s imaginary caterpillar. Maybe a little friend he imagines, to help him ignore the big boom booms.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, and most caterpillars aren't hot pink either.
He has feet. I just didn’t draw them.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
and caterpillars do NOT have purple antennae
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
take shrooms
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions
My Jim Thome doesn't know that! It's his imaginary caterpillar, he can have whatever color anything he wants!
Guess what! Thome doesn’t wear a bowtie when he plays baseball either! I’m surprised nobody’s whined about that yet!
grrrr.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions
um...yes he does
he actually keeps it under the jersey though.
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
I'm more confused as to why the sky and grass have coagulated.
I assume the bow tie signifies Thome’s long standing allegiance to the Nation of Islam.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
he is a regular counselor at Farrakhan daycamp
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
Lots of critique from a bunch of queef-jammers who haven't stepped up to the Paint challenge themselves.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions
oh man that's freaking fantastic
If I could I would give you 20 recs, but alas, just one
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
Thome as a Jainist... awesome...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 2:36 PM CST up reply actions
Stop focusing on the snail/caterpillar...look what I found while zooming in
<img src=“”http://s781.photobucket.com/albums/yy91/rrohe1/?action=view¤t=lillibuddy.jpg" target="_blank">
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Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:19 PM CST up reply actions 7 recs
Highlarious, and yet frightening as well...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
where the hell is lilli hiding?
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
back pocket
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- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions
its kind of cute.
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 14, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions
i'm ok with that
probably about what he’s worth.
probably about $6mil more than what KW offered.
He was the World Series MVP for cryinoutloud
He was going to cost some dough.
We should all start rationalizing Jack Cust now, so we’re ready for the inevitable interest/signing.
I'd be good with Cust
he fits the “versatile” mold, in that he attempts to play a JD-esque RF. Whatevs, as long as Pods isn’t on the team.
BTW, any thoughts on some of the non-tendered players? Would Atkins (non-tender from CO) be a fit for DH?
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
Now that I've done some Fangraphs research...
If I were trying to get production relatively cheap, I’d take a gamble with Cust as the DH and either Kelly Johnson or Ryan Church in RF.
I’m out of the loop and unsure of who are reasonable free agent candidates to fill the RF, 3B, and DH roles (my Beltre pipe dream aside), so suggestions in that area are graciously accepted along with any additional ideas on non-tendered players.
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
"Scheming" is a popular adjective.
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Sox Machine
Not showing. Re-post.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
woops
workin on it…network admin doesnt like me playin on their computer at work and flickr is blocked…erghhh!
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions
this is some quality
it deserves more recs
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions
sox have signed two blokes to the minor leagues
Sox sign Freddie Bynum and TJ Bohn to MLC’s
don’t know WHATR THE POSITION THEY PLAY THOUHG
Not visible...
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 2:25 PM CST up reply actions
it's our chances of landing a prize free agent from here out
i get it
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
there's nothing there on mine
i was just making a joke hoodie
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
put it in photo bucket
then click the picture and ‘save image url’ and copy that in the tree box
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions
I used flickr
when you grab the HTML, make sure you copy/paste the img src only. URL should be farm something dot static dot flickr. It looks like you posted a link to your photostream.
At least this worked for me.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
clearly beckham
look at the hair
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by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
cricket. a bit of sticky wicket, what?
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
it's a dude
getting ready to whack the polar bear version of rudolph with a sack in a snowy field
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
very, very well done.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
Cowley
KW is lurking out there, about to pounce. Shhhhhh … Listen closely, hear it?
Please find Jay Cutler some help...
#37 in your programs

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 2:49 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
When did SSS turn into Haight-Ashbury?
Psychedelic art, movie/TV/music reviews. My Kingdom for some baseball news. Or even Tiger Woods’ latest sponsorship flakes/alleged mistresses.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Ya know, Feisty... sometime you just gotta let the kids play on your lawn.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
A recovering economy is the bomb
when you hit free agency just right…
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
I went to a White Elephant Xmas party on Friday and the gift I selected at random, was a Tiger action figure and a brunette bikini-Barbie to go with him.
I have a pic of him in my pocket, using his club to try and undo my belt buckle.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:03 PM CST up reply actions
i thought parents were supposed to encourage their kids
“you can do anything you put your mind to” and all that.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
He probably would if I were 1.) a male, or 2.) a small elephant.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions
nah, that shit only works in the textbooks.
or at WU’s house.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
Old subject, done to death, I still think its funny.

by daggins on Dec 14, 2009 3:22 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
rec'd even though Carl looks white. :)
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions
would have been perfect had you had cowboy carl riding his yoshi
in the middle of a mid-demolition wrigley field with hawk riding on the back
Please find Jay Cutler some help...
by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Too high-concept
I’m bringin lowbrow back
I did think about using the dinosaur from Dinosaur Comics though
by daggins on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Looks like he is riding a mold-covered Mr. Hanky....
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
rec'd
for the cursive chicago
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
Kenny
Can’t watch all this action go on without making a splash…..then again if he needs a dollar and has only 75 cents he may have to.
Starting to think he might jump in on holliday……
by stanchar on Dec 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions
Or the Halladay?
In any case, this trade should lead to an interesting summer over at Look Out Landing, always good for at-work reading material.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
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EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
I want this as a tattoo. Enthusiastic recs up.
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions
looks very NES. Actually better than that.
is he holding his glove in his throwing hand?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
That's what I was wondering....almost had me on b-r.com to confirm that he threw lefty too.... :)
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:51 PM CST up reply actions
Think Jim Abbott
Saluting hand supersedes throwing hand.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
thats pretty harsh
not his fault FNS couldnt play outfied either,ill remember griff for his throw to AJ and not this drawing
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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Hopefully no one I was just on a conference call with reads this site, or they'll realize why it possibly appeared that I was distracted
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by billyok on Dec 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST reply actions 32 recs
excellent.
my favorite so far
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions
Damn that's fine. Mitch worthy (or whatever he calls himself these days). +1
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
That's pure awesome.
That just earned you 1000 more “Where’s the gamethread” comments.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions
Billy- fantastic.
Loved the unhappy TB fan- nice touch.
Bad news though: I was on that call, and yes, your lack of participation was noted by all senior management.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
the TB frownie is what brings it all together. well done.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions
didn't catch that
this one just keeps getting better
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
billy works on many levels
“where’s the gamethread?” is actually a kafka-ian response to positions put forth by kirkegaard. he’s deep like that.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions
at least your almost spelled
Soren Kierkegaard’s name correctly
bird law in this country is not ruled by reason
by soxshenanigans on Dec 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions
I hate f-ing nihilists...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions
Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lizardo, or ve fuck you up.

Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions
darkwave242 = fail
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
NihilistTrivia-
The Nihilist chick was none other than Aimee Mann, supreme chantuese extraordinaire…
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions
plus flea from rhcp
but i think most people know that one
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by soxshenanigans on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions
Fuckin' a right. I was waiting for another artist's go... Excellent!!
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
the shadowing gives it away.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, who said anything about us being able to shade!?
:)
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions
Simply great.
And this thread is one of my favorites in a very long time. I’ve liked all of these. You guys (and gal) are actually talented.
By far the best of a very good bunch
Well done
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions
oh my god
brilliant
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
Visit his website for more goodness. My favorite is the orange cat. Naturally.
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by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2009 10:08 AM CST up reply actions
i've been picturing this in my head for a while

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST reply actions 9 recs
yet ANOTHER HOF pic! you guys are GOOD at this. +1
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
Eyore needs some calories! still wrecked!
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 3:40 PM CST up reply actions
and thornton needs some eyebrows
i drew the body before the head, and the head just kept getting bigger, and i didn’t go back. i’m comfortable with the starving eeyore
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
You should be. The facial expression alone... oh man....
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by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
Halladay to the Phillies? Lee to Seattle?
I’m very confused.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
Seattle is...
Scaring the shit out of me…First CHONE…Now Lee….I hope the next decade isn’t a repeat of the 90’s…specifically White Sox win division only to have their nuts stepped on every year by Seattle and Big Hurts lack of Playoff hitting ability…AHHHHHHHHH
You mean a repeat of the '00s?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
yeah
But seattle always seemed to be a nemsis wether it was the playoffs or not. the just need to cut it out and stop getting good players.
Dear Seattle
Stop getting good players. You suck.
Regards,
SSS
That should do it.
"Oh well back to work"
do you still have that nhl game paused with hartford up on vancouver?
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by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions
i like the longer hair version better, so i drew him that way

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 4:38 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
Beautiful landscape! love the contrasting colors, and the long hair works!
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
You can tell that's junkball Freddy from his patented OvalBall, which was outlawed soon thereafter
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the ovalball
not to be confused with a far off oddly colored hill
-Jeeves Life in the Cell
is that ball thrown into the grass?
get it?
grass.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
A little tribute to Little Bridge

I literally spent tens of minutes on this one. As you can see, Lillibridge had to bring the Hi-C for that day’s game.
by 67WMAQ on Dec 14, 2009 5:17 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
awwww....that was awfully nice of him.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 5:28 PM CST up reply actions
has j.j. announced a number yet? 22 w/ the mets, 20 w/ the mariners, according to a brief google image search.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
fucking fabulous...
i dont care what Hawk says bout you Stoney
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions
spot on
his hair is my favorite part
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions
would rec if not so disgusting
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions
yah bitches...who your President cheer for?

Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:03 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
i like the impressionistic look
this thread could continue for days and i’d be happy.
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions
thanx
id like to think im artistic, but really im just autistic
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
hat tip to #42

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
by e-gus on Dec 15, 2009 11:21 AM CST up reply actions 4 recs
rec'd.... what a mane!
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2009 11:31 AM CST up reply actions
Mercy!
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 15, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
i like how the pitching hand is well defined
and he’s wearing a flesh colored mitten on the other hand
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by boyonthedock on Dec 16, 2009 12:15 AM CST up reply actions
ms paint gives me a stomach ache
will unveil shortly.
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions
Took me 4 and a half hours

Please find Jay Cutler some help...
by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 6:31 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
flagged
took 2 seconds
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions
-1
do they play for tokyo soy sauces?
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions
stoney needs a partner

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions 11 recs
god damn
youre really pumpin out…took me the whole work day to do just those two.
next time i need to use the whole screen…i have that window opened only half way so i can continue to look productive, and bot my pics came out incredibly small. guess its just undercompensating!?!
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions
this is extremely fun for me
and i think i’ve demonstrated a large artistic leap from my uribe at the top.
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
no doubt...
this one is by far your best…
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions
i completely forgot hawk rocked a nehru in that cover photo
great. i make similar sartorial choices as hawk harrelson.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
thought one of those woulda been a golf club
with as much time he spends talkin bout bein on the links and all
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 15, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions
yeah, but hes got two bats on the cover
already had my twist planned
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
Goodness
Can we recommend a front pager so it never goes away? This has to be kept up during the season.
"Oh well back to work"
Southpaw: After Hours

Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 6:50 PM CST reply actions 8 recs
flagged
brian gets the hunnies, not crazy monsters
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions
Brian takes what he can get dees days!
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions
"You've had a long day. Let me rub those big dopey ears for you."
What do Southpaw’s scented candles smell like?
oh, that would be Sunrise Sandalwood, Plum Passions, and Moldy Goat Cheese.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions
I would like to see where this story goes in a graphic novel format
Really enjoying the descent into homoeroticism this thread has taken since I last looked in
signature
"descent" huh?
Are you trying to imply that homosexuals are somehow “below” you?
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions
I'd like to think I'm better than a guy who does it with a green beanbag chair
but you’re right, I’m probably not
signature
Take Two

Please find Jay Cutler some help...
by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 7:11 PM CST reply actions 7 recs
Oh wow. Literally, oh wow. +1 and more to follow I'm sure.
"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "
You used an actual photo and then painted over it??
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 7:18 PM CST up reply actions
No, I think that misses the point of the project.
1. No points for originality
2. No points for drawing it independently like the rest of ’em.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions
Bitch.
I mean,“CHINA!” You don’t like Warhol?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
i like it, its good
its just missing some charm
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions
its really all i could do at this level of high without using a mouse
Please find Jay Cutler some help...
Holy shit. Excellent.
Love the Rising Sun.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Didn't want to be too graphic

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 7:42 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
it is a disgrace
that my uribe has more recs than BHB, my masterpiece.
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:59 AM CST up reply actions
hahahahahah
+1 and a rec
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions
Okay I suck at this

"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2009 8:08 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
rec'd
everyone should give it at least a shot
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions
rec'd
I remember this
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
im sure the signature
helps the memory
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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions
Nice. Even Tdogg kicks my ass.
So this is the thread when I feel completely inferior, just not partially inferior as per usual.
Time to hit WSI. Fuck. Thanks for letting me play for the past 3+ years.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Affirmative Action dictates this get promoted to the front page.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 10:15 PM CST up reply actions
Peter Pods

There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 8:38 PM CST reply actions 5 recs
one of my favorite games i ever attended

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:55 PM CST reply actions 4 recs
although i love AJ
that was funny
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 14, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
im just glad
the ones without out #s, names, etc. were easily recognizable
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions
The fact he didn't go down from a sucker punch
and Pods of all people tackled Barrett to the ground makes it much better. That and BA kicking the shit out of John Mabry in the brawl that took place b/c of made it a great day.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2009 8:02 AM CST up reply actions
tadahito!
slam and another homer! 7 rbis!
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 8:05 AM CST up reply actions
that was the piece de resistance there
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 15, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions
hope this works
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
ok how do I do this
namely, how do I get a picture onto a photobucket, whatever that is
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
Very Terry Gilliam- I like it!
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 11:21 PM CST up reply actions
oh shit, you are taking it up a notch now, Mitch.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions
like an owl without a graduation cap
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:56 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
oscar bait

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 10:03 PM CST reply actions 26 recs
Epic!
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions
The reviews are in....
Mitch calls it H-O-T-T…..
OznCoop says Hell yes!!
and Scotty Ballgame declares Epic!
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions
No shit, I am crying....this is amazing.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 11:53 PM CST up reply actions
wow
that brings brokeback mountain to mind.
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 14, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions
the eyelashes make it
there better be at least one new MS paint per game this year
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:52 AM CST up reply actions
Well, well....very nice! Too many rec'd though!
Some of you have the makings for Sunday night fox comedy….very good. billyok out of nowhere! Plus the Putz/Thorny bromance…steamy!
I’m too tired to try my hand at it….but the premise of mine would be KW getting shot at by Seattle Police Snipers after getting caught j-walking….he is saved when a bullet aimed for his heart is deflected by a bag of newly minted nickels he has in his white sox chest pocket. Officer Kurt Cobain (yep, he never died) is the shooter on the grassy noll but Steve Largent is the decoy cop in the book depository. HSA would be in the background with her port slut banner and musket, offering up services for Radiohead tickets.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 14, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions
diditworkdiditworkdiditwork??????
<img src=“”http://s1000.photobucket.com/albums/af127/atballent/?action=view¤t=fab5.jpg" target="_blank">
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See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 10:53 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
i hate you but +1
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions
thanks man
and hey, my first greenie!
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
act like you been there before
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions
damn, i shouldve been doing these all day.

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
by e-gus on Dec 14, 2009 10:57 PM CST reply actions 6 recs
Superb.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2009 9:00 AM CST up reply actions
this is very confusing
See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.
-TAEG
by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 11:06 PM CST up reply actions
wow...you are crazy, but I very much enjoy this.
/says the girl who drew Southpaw fucking Brian Anderson in the ass.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 11:59 PM CST up reply actions
i thought it was a massage!
gah! my innocence!
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:54 AM CST up reply actions
rofl
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
flagged
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions
There's so much win in this thread, folks. Thanks to everyone for providing this poster with a ton of belly-ache inducing laughter.
you're welcome
i have been nominated by everyone to address you
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:55 AM CST up reply actions
I'm going to do one for every member of the 2010 roster

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 2:25 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Searching for a new DH....
<img src=“”http://s976.photobucket.com/albums/ae243/mitsu1775/?action=view¤t=sox.jpg" target="_blank">
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by Akronsoxfan on Dec 15, 2009 6:18 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
Big Jim's Junk Yard
When you can only spend 50 cents on the dollar, come to Big Jim’s Junk Yard! Big Jim’s is your one stop shop for aging vets, reclaimation projects, and Royals rejects. Bulk orders receive 15% off!
by Akronsoxfan on Dec 15, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Hahhaha! I know this has long been a fantasy of yours.... :)
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2009 9:02 AM CST up reply actions
my idea was
to have linebrink pitching off of a mound of money, scrooge mcduck style, throwing a beach ball but while i was attempting this at work, more than 3 people walked by and asked WTF i was doing….plan foiled.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
alright, its done

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 9:41 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
i knew id prob fuck that up
after i posted it…should have checked cots
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
i thank god every day
that linebrink is our albatross contract and someone like carlos silva or vernon wells or milton bradley. at least its just a reliever making 5 mil a year or whatever.
(please bounce back rios)
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:51 AM CST up reply actions
with you.
could be dontrelle willis, nate robertson or jeremy bonderman.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
fixed

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 9:53 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
i hate that contract
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 15, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions
i like how most of the subjects are former Sox players
more so than current Sox players. What does that mean? We live in the past? Or we prefer to make fun of the dead?
Also, no Quentin appearances? More Lillibridge than Becks?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
I was reserved about doing Q, though it certainly crossed my mind.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2009 9:15 AM CST up reply actions
Thou shall make no Graven Images of Our Lord Beckham
Blasphemy!!
and..There be No Butter in Hell!!

There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
The usual photo shop suspects are suspiciously missing
but i will give everyone on the 2010 roster one. it is my goal.
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:45 AM CST up reply actions
The arsonist

"I can't give you a dollar if I don't have fifty cents." - Kenny Williams
by Servant2LordBeckham on Dec 15, 2009 9:26 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
thats the worst fire i've ever seen!
and a rec
"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
recreation of a post series photo

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:47 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
i think that was post no-no?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Dec 15, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
yeah, it was post no hitter
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
I wasn't gonna say it, but leave it to Master Shake...
… I mean Colin to point it out. The appendages are rather not-armlike.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions
wow
who are the two minor league pitchers?
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
KW must have been searching for change his all the couches in US celluar all weekend to come up with enough stacks of 50 cents for this one
by MilkThenClear on Dec 15, 2009 10:00 AM CST up reply actions
There are Couches at the Cell?
I bet BA and Southpaw know all of them….
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
He scoures the suits after everygame looking for more change
by MilkThenClear on Dec 15, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions
Unless of courses hes sees BA's cleates hanging from the door
thats the do not disturb sign…
by MilkThenClear on Dec 15, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions
Of course, Putz and Thornton might be trying them all out soon...
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 10:07 AM CST up reply actions
may be pretty decent
considering they got hte dodgers to reportedly eat about half of his contract.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
i'm just dreading the moment it says hudson
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
hahahah
this reminds me of the swisher trade TO the white sox, when no one knew who it was, and everyone was screaming how it better not be gio or de los santos…and it was both, and multiple were heard throwing up
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
someone asked (I looked it up, it was TSK) who wears the high socks now that Carrasco is gone
Kenny has answered.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
in the middle of omar vizquel right now
will get to him when the inspiration strikes
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions
this is fun!!!!

"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Dec 15, 2009 10:29 AM CST reply actions 3 recs
my only question is
why is he in right center field?
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
thats where the muses told me to place him.
"ALL THESE WORLDS/ ARE YOURS EXCEPT/ EUROPA/ ATTEMPT NO
LANDING THERE/ USE THEM TOGETHER/ USE THEM IN PEACE"
by thecip on Dec 15, 2009 10:33 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Also
Why is the second baseman wearing a fencing mask?
Still rec’d tho
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
I like the new strategy of putting the Sox logo out there to play 3rd.
Please find Jay Cutler some help...
i hope this is semi recognizable

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 10:55 AM CST reply actions 4 recs
damn, i put a " instead of a '
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions
Just got off the phone with the MCA
They’re gonna put these up as part of their spring Equinox collection.
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 15, 2009 11:17 AM CST reply actions
Thought they were going into the Spertus Museum...
(insert rude joke here)
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
i think the first SSS'r to provide proof of getting a player to sign their artwork, wins the prize
You might have to dress up and act the part of someone “special,” though…
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
thome only lives 15 minutes from me
i guess i better make one of him
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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions
that ain't much money
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 15, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
And this is easily the greatest thread of all time on any blog anywhere
by soxrule!35 on Dec 15, 2009 11:59 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
almost halfway through the roster

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:41 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
you don't want to know how long this took me.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.
by BuehrleMan on Dec 15, 2009 9:53 PM CST reply actions 3 recs
well worth your time.... fockin' awesome.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2009 10:10 AM CST up reply actions
I'm a bit late to the party, so hopefully people actually see this

-Jeeves Life in the Cell
by jeeves on Dec 16, 2009 2:15 AM CST reply actions 9 recs
Superb. Kudos for originality.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 16, 2009 10:11 AM CST up reply actions
Nice. If I were a newspaper cartoonist, I would use this idea if it popped into my head.
(no offence to southpaw sodomy, big hairy balls, the word fuck, and the other fantastic portraits)
wu calls this a piece of shit
"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2009 2:26 AM CST reply actions 1 recs

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