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SSS Art Project: MS Paint Edition

Musket Love. (by hsa)

Have you been non-tendered because of "economics" even though you were more valuable than many of your co-workers?

Do you have a case of the Mondays?

Well, don't worry, because SSS is here to kill your productivity and make the day fly by...

Here at SSS, we've got a long history of MS Paint drawings dating as far back as Podsednik's first go-round.

So I thought we'd build on that tradition with a little art project (and competition). Open up your cheap-ass image editor and give us your best (or worst) White Sox related MSPainting.  It can be anything from Punto's hilarious slide-back-towards-third to an abstract work about Ozzie Guillen calling a certain someone a 'fag.'

If we happen to get enough worthy participants, I'll put them up for a vote into the SSS Hall of Fame, which is really just the laundry basket that I refuse to fully empty of clean-yet-wrinkled clothes.  (Oh and I've got another group project in mind for the Christmas break dead time...So look for that sometime in February).

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props to jim from soxmachine for producing this image

sums up carrasco’s role perfectly:

read the article here

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 14, 2009 9:16 AM CST reply actions  

dont wait until something like this to post a picture like that again

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I also thought it was a KW Care Bear

At least I can take comfort in knowing I’m not the only disappointment ;)

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Dec 14, 2009 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

DB.

All Care Bears look alike to you and your crack-addled eyeballs.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Love sees no color, WU.

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

it has a goatee!

and cuss words!

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure, it's obvious now

but it seemed to fit with KW’s MO on free agent / trade acquisitions. Either way, I was wrong.

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Dec 14, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

I believe you will be sleeping together.

That tension is a great aphrodesiac.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 10:15 AM CST up reply actions  

This is great

Some I may steal a few for White Sox Christmas cards!

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2009 10:33 AM CST reply actions  

This doesn't quite qualify, but fun nonetheless

This picture hit my inbox this morning purporting to be of Tyler Flowers(L) and Drew O’Neil® heading to their Junior Prom… I had no idea they were HS teammates, but it checks out… Enjoy

by The Cheat on Dec 14, 2009 10:54 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

???

wrapped and sealed with masking tape moistened with sweat experience existence of ignorance

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 14, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions  

I like that O'Neil's name is registered.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 11:03 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

Perhaps T-Flow should TM his name.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

How in the hell.....

Rec’d

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 11:06 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes, no, no, hell yes.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

you are totally right.

I made a custom color for the wall, but picked an out-of-the-box color for his skin…

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 1:02 PM CST up reply actions  

My centerfielder is olive green

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Outstanding!

Dwayne Wise from Mars

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2009 12:59 PM CST up reply actions  

recd

i wish i didnt have to work that day i coulda watched that game

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
www.reverbnation.com/czheckproductions

by Czheck on Dec 14, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

photoshop filter fun

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Dec 15, 2009 11:24 AM CST up reply actions  

Impossible.

Our farm system sucks.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 1:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Who's going to do a FNS-Kill Bill montage?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 1:05 PM CST reply actions  

Im tearing up

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

thome sucks

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 5:58 PM CST up reply actions  

nailed it

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Does the snail symbolize something?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

What snail?

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:35 PM CST up reply actions  

The pink thing that hatchetm sees too.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Caterpillar. How is there any confusion on that being a caterpillar? (not because I am good at Paint, but because I wrote it in the image, as well as the subject line!)

Anyway, it’s in reference to the way twinkle-toe Thome runs bases….
At some point, it was speculated here that perhaps he runs so carefully and delicately as to avoid killing any bugs that may be in the dirt… because he’s such a nice and considerate/caring type o’ guy.

In my drawing here, I created it to be more of Thome’s imaginary caterpillar. Maybe a little friend he imagines, to help him ignore the big boom booms.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, and most caterpillars aren't hot pink either.

He has feet. I just didn’t draw them.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

and caterpillars do NOT have purple antennae

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

take shrooms

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 5:59 PM CST up reply actions  

My Jim Thome doesn't know that! It's his imaginary caterpillar, he can have whatever color anything he wants!

Guess what! Thome doesn’t wear a bowtie when he plays baseball either! I’m surprised nobody’s whined about that yet!

grrrr.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

um...yes he does

he actually keeps it under the jersey though.

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 14, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm more confused as to why the sky and grass have coagulated.

I assume the bow tie signifies Thome’s long standing allegiance to the Nation of Islam.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 2:20 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

he is a regular counselor at Farrakhan daycamp

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 14, 2009 2:22 PM CST up reply actions  

oh man that's freaking fantastic

If I could I would give you 20 recs, but alas, just one

by jeeves on Dec 16, 2009 12:11 AM CST up reply actions  

haHA!

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

where the hell is lilli hiding?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 5:36 PM CST up reply actions  

back pocket

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:39 PM CST up reply actions  

its kind of cute.

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 14, 2009 7:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm ok with that

probably about what he’s worth.
probably about $6mil more than what KW offered.

by Hatchetm on Dec 14, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

He was the World Series MVP for cryinoutloud

He was going to cost some dough.

We should all start rationalizing Jack Cust now, so we’re ready for the inevitable interest/signing.

by 67WMAQ on Dec 14, 2009 1:50 PM CST up reply actions  

I'd be good with Cust

he fits the “versatile” mold, in that he attempts to play a JD-esque RF. Whatevs, as long as Pods isn’t on the team.

BTW, any thoughts on some of the non-tendered players? Would Atkins (non-tender from CO) be a fit for DH?

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Dec 14, 2009 3:54 PM CST up reply actions  

Now that I've done some Fangraphs research...

If I were trying to get production relatively cheap, I’d take a gamble with Cust as the DH and either Kelly Johnson or Ryan Church in RF.

I’m out of the loop and unsure of who are reasonable free agent candidates to fill the RF, 3B, and DH roles (my Beltre pipe dream aside), so suggestions in that area are graciously accepted along with any additional ideas on non-tendered players.

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Dec 14, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

woops

workin on it…network admin doesnt like me playin on their computer at work and flickr is blocked…erghhh!

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 2:58 PM CST up reply actions  

this is some quality

it deserves more recs

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 5:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Done and done

You captured the spring of Pods’ despondency.

by 67WMAQ on Dec 14, 2009 5:31 PM CST up reply actions  

sox have signed two blokes to the minor leagues

Sox sign Freddie Bynum and TJ Bohn to MLC’s

don’t know WHATR THE POSITION THEY PLAY THOUHG

by hoodlight on Dec 14, 2009 1:53 PM CST reply actions  

total bums

not even good AAA players.

by Hatchetm on Dec 14, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

chzeck?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

You da man.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions  

it's our chances of landing a prize free agent from here out

i get it

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

there's nothing there on mine

i was just making a joke hoodie

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 14, 2009 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

put it in photo bucket

then click the picture and ‘save image url’ and copy that in the tree box

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 2:26 PM CST up reply actions  

I used flickr

when you grab the HTML, make sure you copy/paste the img src only. URL should be farm something dot static dot flickr. It looks like you posted a link to your photostream.

At least this worked for me.

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

clearly beckham

look at the hair

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 14, 2009 3:01 PM CST up reply actions  

cricket. a bit of sticky wicket, what?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions  

it's a dude

getting ready to whack the polar bear version of rudolph with a sack in a snowy field

by jeeves on Dec 16, 2009 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

Cowley
KW is lurking out there, about to pounce. Shhhhhh … Listen closely, hear it?

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 2:48 PM CST reply actions  

Pounce on Cowley's wife, perhaps.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

haha that is awesome

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Noice!

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

the flames are south park-ish

and thats good

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions  

When did SSS turn into Haight-Ashbury?

Psychedelic art, movie/TV/music reviews. My Kingdom for some baseball news. Or even Tiger Woods’ latest sponsorship flakes/alleged mistresses.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 2:54 PM CST reply actions  

You aren't skanky enough for him.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:07 PM CST up reply actions  

i thought parents were supposed to encourage their kids

“you can do anything you put your mind to” and all that.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions  

nah, that shit only works in the textbooks.

or at WU’s house.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

would have been perfect had you had cowboy carl riding his yoshi

in the middle of a mid-demolition wrigley field with hawk riding on the back

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 3:24 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Too high-concept

I’m bringin lowbrow back

I did think about using the dinosaur from Dinosaur Comics though

by daggins on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

+2

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

for the cursive chicago

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Kenny

Can’t watch all this action go on without making a splash…..then again if he needs a dollar and has only 75 cents he may have to.

Starting to think he might jump in on holliday……

by stanchar on Dec 14, 2009 3:29 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

after the holidays. fixed.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

Or the Halladay?

In any case, this trade should lead to an interesting summer over at Look Out Landing, always good for at-work reading material.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

The cane makes the man. +1

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, that is green right now.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

looks very NES. Actually better than that.

is he holding his glove in his throwing hand?

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Think Jim Abbott

Saluting hand supersedes throwing hand.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

thats pretty harsh

not his fault FNS couldnt play outfied either,ill remember griff for his throw to AJ and not this drawing

YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD YES!
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by Czheck on Dec 14, 2009 6:20 PM CST up reply actions  

excellent.

my favorite so far

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 3:42 PM CST up reply actions  

+1

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

That's pure awesome.

That just earned you 1000 more “Where’s the gamethread” comments.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Billy- fantastic.

Loved the unhappy TB fan- nice touch.

Bad news though: I was on that call, and yes, your lack of participation was noted by all senior management.

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

the TB frownie is what brings it all together. well done.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:37 PM CST up reply actions  

didn't catch that

this one just keeps getting better

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

billy works on many levels

“where’s the gamethread?” is actually a kafka-ian response to positions put forth by kirkegaard. he’s deep like that.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

at least your almost spelled

Soren Kierkegaard’s name correctly

bird law in this country is not ruled by reason

by soxshenanigans on Dec 14, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

darkwave242 = fail

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions  

NihilistTrivia-

The Nihilist chick was none other than Aimee Mann, supreme chantuese extraordinaire…

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 14, 2009 10:45 PM CST up reply actions  

plus flea from rhcp

but i think most people know that one

bird law in this country is not ruled by reason

by soxshenanigans on Dec 14, 2009 10:46 PM CST up reply actions  

excellent!

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 14, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

no fair that looks too damn good

Thats a winner for Christmas cards.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

We have a winner

Thanks for the new screensaver.

by oahu420 on Dec 14, 2009 4:36 PM CST up reply actions  

Simply great.

And this thread is one of my favorites in a very long time. I’ve liked all of these. You guys (and gal) are actually talented.

by palehose67 on Dec 14, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

By far the best of a very good bunch

Well done

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

oh my god

brilliant

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 6:18 PM CST up reply actions  

Awesome.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 3:31 PM CST reply actions  

haha

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

yet ANOTHER HOF pic! you guys are GOOD at this. +1

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

and thornton needs some eyebrows

i drew the body before the head, and the head just kept getting bigger, and i didn’t go back. i’m comfortable with the starving eeyore

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 3:45 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Halladay to the Phillies? Lee to Seattle?

I’m very confused.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 14, 2009 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

Griffey to the Southside?

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 3:43 PM CST up reply actions  

Seattle is...

Scaring the shit out of me…First CHONE…Now Lee….I hope the next decade isn’t a repeat of the 90’s…specifically White Sox win division only to have their nuts stepped on every year by Seattle and Big Hurts lack of Playoff hitting ability…AHHHHHHHHH

by Samuroth on Dec 14, 2009 3:58 PM CST up reply actions  

You mean a repeat of the '00s?

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Dec 14, 2009 4:00 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah

But seattle always seemed to be a nemsis wether it was the playoffs or not. the just need to cut it out and stop getting good players.

by Samuroth on Dec 14, 2009 4:08 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear Seattle

Stop getting good players. You suck.

Regards,
SSS

That should do it.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2009 4:10 PM CST up reply actions  

May I be the first with the +1?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 6:03 PM CST up reply actions  

fucking fabulous...

i dont care what Hawk says bout you Stoney

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:04 PM CST up reply actions  

spot on

his hair is my favorite part

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:05 PM CST up reply actions  

would rec if not so disgusting

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Where's e-gus' horse?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 8:03 PM CST up reply actions  

i like the impressionistic look

this thread could continue for days and i’d be happy.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:06 PM CST up reply actions  

thanx

id like to think im artistic, but really im just autistic

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Mercy!

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 15, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

i like how the pitching hand is well defined

and he’s wearing a flesh colored mitten on the other hand

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 16, 2009 12:15 AM CST up reply actions  

ms paint gives me a stomach ache

will unveil shortly.

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:25 PM CST reply actions  

flagged

took 2 seconds

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

-1

do they play for tokyo soy sauces?

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 14, 2009 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Harlem Soytrotters

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 14, 2009 6:34 PM CST up reply actions  

god damn

youre really pumpin out…took me the whole work day to do just those two.

next time i need to use the whole screen…i have that window opened only half way so i can continue to look productive, and bot my pics came out incredibly small. guess its just undercompensating!?!

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

this is extremely fun for me

and i think i’ve demonstrated a large artistic leap from my uribe at the top.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no doubt...

this one is by far your best…

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 14, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i completely forgot hawk rocked a nehru in that cover photo

great. i make similar sartorial choices as hawk harrelson.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 14, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Greatness.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

best one yet!

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 14, 2009 9:12 PM CST up reply actions  

thought one of those woulda been a golf club

with as much time he spends talkin bout bein on the links and all

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 15, 2009 12:22 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, but hes got two bats on the cover

already had my twist planned

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 11:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Goodness

Can we recommend a front pager so it never goes away? This has to be kept up during the season.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 14, 2009 6:34 PM CST reply actions  

flagged

brian gets the hunnies, not crazy monsters

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

How David Lynch-ian

All we need now is for BA to dream about Ozzie Guillen talking backwards.

by 67WMAQ on Dec 14, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I would like to see where this story goes in a graphic novel format

Really enjoying the descent into homoeroticism this thread has taken since I last looked in

signature

by billyok on Dec 14, 2009 8:05 PM CST up reply actions  

"descent" huh?

Are you trying to imply that homosexuals are somehow “below” you?

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 8:27 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow. Literally, oh wow. +1 and more to follow I'm sure.

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 7:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Did your world just open up?

"his ballerness could not be stoped which rose his era to 5.42 "

by Chiburb on Dec 14, 2009 7:22 PM CST up reply actions  

No, I think that misses the point of the project.

1. No points for originality
2. No points for drawing it independently like the rest of ’em.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 14, 2009 7:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Bitch.

I mean,“CHINA!” You don’t like Warhol?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 8:01 PM CST up reply actions  

i like it, its good

its just missing some charm

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:02 PM CST up reply actions  

The Simpson arm is a nice touch.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Holy shit. Excellent.

Love the Rising Sun.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 8:00 PM CST up reply actions  

it is a disgrace

that my uribe has more recs than BHB, my masterpiece.

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:59 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahahahah

+1 and a rec

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

everyone should give it at least a shot

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

rec'd

I remember this

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 8:15 PM CST up reply actions  

im sure the signature

helps the memory

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by boyonthedock on Dec 14, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Nice. Even Tdogg kicks my ass.

So this is the thread when I feel completely inferior, just not partially inferior as per usual.

Time to hit WSI. Fuck. Thanks for letting me play for the past 3+ years.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 14, 2009 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Well done,

this thread is well on its way to becoming ledgendary

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 14, 2009 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

although i love AJ

that was funny

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 14, 2009 11:51 PM CST up reply actions  

im just glad

the ones without out #s, names, etc. were easily recognizable

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:51 AM CST up reply actions  

The fact he didn't go down from a sucker punch

and Pods of all people tackled Barrett to the ground makes it much better. That and BA kicking the shit out of John Mabry in the brawl that took place b/c of made it a great day.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 15, 2009 8:02 AM CST up reply actions  

tadahito!

slam and another homer! 7 rbis!

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

that was the piece de resistance there

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 15, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

hope this works

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 9:17 PM CST reply actions  

ok how do I do this

namely, how do I get a picture onto a photobucket, whatever that is

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 14, 2009 9:57 PM CST up reply actions  

heartbreaking

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Dec 15, 2009 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

+1

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Dec 15, 2009 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

excellent

if it had those big, waif eyes like those Keane paintings from the 70’s, then he’d have a contract by now….

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 15, 2009 8:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Epic!

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 10:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Hell yes!!

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 14, 2009 10:05 PM CST up reply actions  

The reviews are in....

Mitch calls it H-O-T-T…..
OznCoop says Hell yes!!
and Scotty Ballgame declares Epic!

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 14, 2009 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

...

“Greatest assemblage of images ever assembled!”
The Daily Southernton Squirrl-o-gram

by Mitch. on Dec 14, 2009 10:21 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

wow

that brings brokeback mountain to mind.

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 14, 2009 11:54 PM CST up reply actions  

the eyelashes make it

there better be at least one new MS paint per game this year

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 1:52 AM CST up reply actions  

#1 for me

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 15, 2009 8:00 AM CST up reply actions  

Well, well....very nice! Too many rec'd though!

Some of you have the makings for Sunday night fox comedy….very good. billyok out of nowhere! Plus the Putz/Thorny bromance…steamy!

I’m too tired to try my hand at it….but the premise of mine would be KW getting shot at by Seattle Police Snipers after getting caught j-walking….he is saved when a bullet aimed for his heart is deflected by a bag of newly minted nickels he has in his white sox chest pocket. Officer Kurt Cobain (yep, he never died) is the shooter on the grassy noll but Steve Largent is the decoy cop in the book depository. HSA would be in the background with her port slut banner and musket, offering up services for Radiohead tickets.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 14, 2009 10:33 PM CST reply actions  

i hate you but +1

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:16 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks man

and hey, my first greenie!

See, this is what happens when the Sox bunt.
Discord is sown. Brother fights brother. Misunderstandings abound.

-TAEG

by blackoutsox on Dec 15, 2009 9:42 PM CST up reply actions  

Superb.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 15, 2009 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

rofl

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

flagged

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 15, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Big Jim's Junk Yard?

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 15, 2009 8:55 AM CST up reply actions  

Big Jim's Junk Yard

When you can only spend 50 cents on the dollar, come to Big Jim’s Junk Yard! Big Jim’s is your one stop shop for aging vets, reclaimation projects, and Royals rejects. Bulk orders receive 15% off!

by Akronsoxfan on Dec 15, 2009 10:04 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

my idea was

to have linebrink pitching off of a mound of money, scrooge mcduck style, throwing a beach ball but while i was attempting this at work, more than 3 people walked by and asked WTF i was doing….plan foiled.

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 9:04 AM CST reply actions  

19

but the concept still works

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 15, 2009 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

i knew id prob fuck that up

after i posted it…should have checked cots

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 9:48 AM CST up reply actions  

i thank god every day

that linebrink is our albatross contract and someone like carlos silva or vernon wells or milton bradley. at least its just a reliever making 5 mil a year or whatever.

(please bounce back rios)

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:51 AM CST up reply actions  

with you.

could be dontrelle willis, nate robertson or jeremy bonderman.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 15, 2009 10:14 AM CST up reply actions  

i hate that contract

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 15, 2009 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

i like how most of the subjects are former Sox players

more so than current Sox players. What does that mean? We live in the past? Or we prefer to make fun of the dead?

Also, no Quentin appearances? More Lillibridge than Becks?

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 15, 2009 9:10 AM CST reply actions  

Thou shall make no Graven Images of Our Lord Beckham

Blasphemy!!

and..There be No Butter in Hell!!

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions  

The usual photo shop suspects are suspiciously missing

but i will give everyone on the 2010 roster one. it is my goal.

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by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 9:45 AM CST up reply actions  

thats the worst fire i've ever seen!

and a rec

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Dec 15, 2009 12:28 PM CST up reply actions  

i think that's pre golden shower

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Dec 15, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I wasn't gonna say it, but leave it to Master Shake...

… I mean Colin to point it out. The appendages are rather not-armlike.

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 15, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

wow

who are the two minor league pitchers?

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

may be pretty decent

considering they got hte dodgers to reportedly eat about half of his contract.

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 10:05 AM CST up reply actions  

i'm just dreading the moment it says hudson

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 15, 2009 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

hahahah

this reminds me of the swisher trade TO the white sox, when no one knew who it was, and everyone was screaming how it better not be gio or de los santos…and it was both, and multiple were heard throwing up

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 15, 2009 10:07 AM CST up reply actions  

in the middle of omar vizquel right now

will get to him when the inspiration strikes

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Also

Why is the second baseman wearing a fencing mask?

Still rec’d tho

Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death

by Hazymania on Dec 15, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Just got off the phone with the MCA

They’re gonna put these up as part of their spring Equinox collection.

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 15, 2009 11:17 AM CST reply actions  

i think the first SSS'r to provide proof of getting a player to sign their artwork, wins the prize

You might have to dress up and act the part of someone “special,” though…

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 15, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

thome only lives 15 minutes from me

 i guess i better make one of him

Lurking since 2006

by boyonthedock on Dec 15, 2009 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

that ain't much money

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 15, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

oh man

this makes me really glad i checked this thread again.

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Dec 15, 2009 9:21 PM CST up reply actions  

wu calls this a piece of shit

Photobucket

"I don’t know how you guys measure worth…but I do know you idiots need a graph to show you that Josh Fields sucks…"

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 16, 2009 2:26 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

nothing wrong with a little history lesson

who’s the guy in the stands? where’s the ump?

by Trooper on Dec 16, 2009 2:44 AM CST up reply actions  

LOL.

Way to humor him.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 16, 2009 6:08 PM CST up reply actions  

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