MLB.com: Let's continue with one of our holiday traditions, in which you pick out gifts for other teammates or members of the White Sox organization. What would you get for catcher A.J. Pierzynski?
Beckham: I would give him a muzzle, for reasons undisclosed.
MLB.com: How about manager Ozzie Guillen?
Beckham: That's a tough one. I would give Ozzie some English-speaking lessons, really some enunciation lessons. I would buy them online, at some Web site.
MLB.com: And the last question serves as our traditional ending. Please spell Chanukah.
Beckham: OK. It's H-A-N-A-U-K-U-H.