White Sox Sign Teahen to 3-Year Extension
It looks like the White Sox weren't involved in the Winter Meeting's first big blockbuster, but that doesn't mean they weren't making suprising moves, signing Mark Teahen to a 3-year extension. The Sox lone position of depth appears to be third base, the position that Mark Teahen was supposedly brought in to play. They moved Gordon Beckham off third to bring in Teahen, and have both Dayan Viciedo and Brent Morel at the hot corner in the upper minors next year.
When Teahen was brought over from the Royals, the thought was that he was a passable stop-gap, that he could give the Sox a year of average-bat, below-average defense at the hot corner and not cost too much in terms of talent or actual money. But by signing him to a 3-year, $14M extension, the Sox are committing themselves to a player who, with the exception of a breakout 2006 campaign, has proven to be moderately above replacement level everywhere he's played.
I wouldn't go so far as to call Brent Morel trade bait, but this deal makes his name sure to be brought up by any team seeking to make a deal with the Sox.
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Our SP's are collectively weeping.
Tea-bag on the hot corner for 3 years at pre-crash Uribe prices. Madonna mia.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Insert mirror joke here…
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
RA RA OH LA LA
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 8, 2009 1:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
try one of vivid videos new releases
Tigers Wood, Crotching Tiger Hidden Wood, or Caddy Snatch
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 8, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
Give yourself "the stranger"
sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then alter your “softness” appropriately.
Will Teahen still be our 3B for 3 years after I do that?
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
cause the battery died?
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions
Here's my best shot at a remotely logical explanation for this.
Kenny has fallen in love with his road splits in the three non-KC, non-Metrodome ALC parks which, limited though they may be, are pretty good.
That’s all I got.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
to get this kind of deal
they might involve a donkey, mexico and some ‘substances.’ I like my eyes, I think I’ll pass.
Ryan Church anyone?
Do we know what his glove his like?
He was non-tendered today….
2011 will be heaven!
2010 – effed again.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
OT: I know most care not, but this is great entertainment.
Today is the Eddie Aikau Surf Competition in Waimea Bay… pretty big deal…..
Eddie Aikau hit the scene in 1966, kicking off a relationship with Waimea that would become legendary – saving countless lives as the Bay’s first official lifeguard and surfing for up to eight hours at a time without breaks, riding beautifully.
More than the wave, the rider, or the equipment, it was the camera capturing the images that brought about international awareness and elevated Waimea to what was perceived as a recognition wave.
By the mid-‘70s, Eddie’s passion for big wave riding was not his only driving force. The Hawaiian cultural renaissance was in full swing and Aikau was feeling the pull to dig deeper into the roots of his Hawaiian heritage. Following his win of the Duke Kahanamoku Invitational at Sunset Beach in the winter of 1977, his focus shifted to the Hokule’a.
A traditional double-hull voyaging canoe that was the symbol of Hawaiian pride, the Hokule’a represented the cultural connection that Hawaiians were seeking at the time. Eddie was selected to be part of the crew who would sail Hokule’a by traditional celestial navigation from Hawaii to Tahiti in March of 1978. It was to be a 30-day, 2,500 mile voyage across the Pacific, following the ancient route of Polynesian migration.
The Hokule’a set sail on the stormy afternoon of March 16, 1978, in strong winds that were whipping up heavy seas. Not far into the journey, Hokule’a developed a leak in one of her hulls, later capsizing during the night in the Moloka’i Channel. After weathering the night, and with the physical state of crewmembers deteriorating, Aikau insisted upon paddling for the Hawaiian island of Lana’i, estimated to be some 19 miles away. It would be the final rescue attempt of his life. While the crew aboard Hokule’a were later spotted by a passing plane and rescued, Aikau was never seen again. He was two months shy of his 32nd birthday.
link to watch live coverage of this monster wave crush mere mortals – here!
Not picky, but very sticky....
LOL. Live surfer interview!... he was like flopped, like rag dolled, like poked in the face,
but no mention of being pitted, so pitted.
Done and done.
Although I got to see Kelly eat major shit about an hour ago…that wall of water is unforgiving.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions
is this the one that they only hold if the waves are 40+ ft?
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Yessm. Not that big, but close....
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 2:10 PM CST up reply actions
(I think they are cool with 30 and above...)
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 2:11 PM CST up reply actions
Just read - the swell to hold the Eddie has to be 25 feet, not 30 as I thought.
Which, as I have mentioned in past discussions, does not imply the wave is that big…
Yesterday, they were peeling in anywhere from 20-40-footers in size.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions
npr said 40+ on all things considered last night. damn inconsistent hippie surfers
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
40+, as in the waves were 40+ in size yesterday? That's definitely possible - I was watching at work and probably missed mention of how big the waves actually reached.
Swell > 25 feet to hold the comp….for sure.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2009 3:59 PM CST up reply actions
Does Dayan still project as a 3rd baseman?
Aren’t they going to move him to 1B
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 8, 2009 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions
breaking news from cowley...
MEMO to Sportswriter – Jeans and a sport coat does not make you look fashionable. It makes you look like Crockett and Tubbs … STOP!
dont really understand AZ's thinking
scherzer’s just as good as Jackson, cheaper, and under control for longer. Ian Kennedy is a meh player.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
the yankees clearly lost
trading four players to get one? loss
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
no no no.
you obviously don’t understand the complex phil rogers plus/minus system. the yankees are +1 because they gained a starter and did not give up any starters or 8th/9th inning relievers.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
thank you
Such a sound system like that is way too complex for me to figure out.
agreed on sherzer/Jackson
and begrudgingly on Kennedy… I still want Kennedy though
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great potential in the haul for the tigers
rid themselves of a boatload of cash in the process as well.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
same could be said for sherzer
you really think they switch leagues & sherzers #’s are better & jacksons will be worse?
I think I'd take Max.
It’s possible EJ’s become BHB-like after not looking so hot previously, but I’d bet on Maxxy improving/growing into his projections from 2008 more than I would EJ maintaining his 2009 performance.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
No that was meant for Scherzer in particular
He’s a very good pitcher. Very. Good.
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OK. don't know much about Scherzer other than his #'s
So I’ll take your word for it. Det is smart on selling high on him though. Here’s hoping that Sherzer sucks though. I have a standing bet for 1/2 gallon of Hennessey to the team with a better record with a friend. Sadly my confidence in our team in August cost me a gallon 1/2 of cognac this past season.
look at jacksons last two years splits.
hes horrendous after the break
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
Think 2007 Danks.
Then 2008. Except with more talent.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
everything about scherzer's second half was better than e-jax
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
ok good point but
id still rather have scherzer. cheaper and under control longer.
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
i don't either
even if scherzer is a lesser player, his cost means you can buy up the difference if he falters.
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
didn't i see you on "i breathe baseball"?
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Hardy Har Har
Hey, this trade helps both the White Sox and Yankees. I love it.
what are they going to do with Gardner now?
piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight
Cheat, can you
re-use that title from last year about the treadmill to nowhere
Hell Yesss
by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 8, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions
fucking retarded stat heads...
will tell you that all players have essentially the same platoon advantage.
ugh what's the meaning of this?
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
seriously stupid
that’s why we have no money for what we need
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
baby clothes?
I have 1200 outfits now. all green or yellow. fuck everyone and their hallmark inspired gender neutral colored gifts.
thats why I was glad we knew a girl was coming down the pipe.
actually, having a girl is nice because cute baby clothes make the grandmas go crazy. I dont anticipate having to buy her any outfits for a decade. When is your little lady due?
"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
"Down the pipe".
How charming for Mrs. Gus’ uterus to be refferd to as “pipe”. I thought you wielded the “pipe” in the family?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
mid february
I wish we just told everyone it would be a boy… I don’t mind dressing a girl in blue. Mostly I wouldn’t mind dressing either sex in any color, just hating on the stupid practice of green and yellow being the only colors most ppl considered.
Our girl got pink and purple,
which, surprisingly, are her favorite colors now.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Real original.
;)
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions
Like I asked for it?
Black and white suit me fine. Same with the wife.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
It's all about race with you, wu.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 4:29 PM CST up reply actions
Good Guys Wear Coloured!
um… wait- might be a bad thing to say….
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
what, really?
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
hmm, wow
now i’m wondering because i was talking about this extension then you went baby on me. trooper you have been getting your sleep lately right?
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions
Tiger?
If it’s you I can’t believe you are bailing on your best buddy this weekend as his best man. Puss. Get out there and be a man!

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
true.
don’t scream at me or i’ll…………
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions
Teahen signing.....
look at all the low cost position player plug ins projected over the next couple of years….starting in 2011
C Flowers
1B Viciedo?
2B Beckham
SS Ramirez (Ok, a little bump in arbitration)
3B Teahen
OF Rios (Ok, not low cost)
OF J Danks
OF Quentin (if around)
Maybe KW is trying to show Jerry a 3 year plan to justify ponying up for big dollar corner OF……..and of course Morel seems to immediately fall into the trade bait category….and it might be a sell high thing with him anyway….
at least we're getting to see less of granderson
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2009/12/8/1191604/working-on-the-white-sox#storyjump
" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT
sickels money quote:
“Oh, this is a THIN system.”
Gammons calls it quits with ESPN
Its gotta be MLB.
Him and Costas probably would work for free over there.
"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
Good
I like Peter and if he does go to MLBN we would see a lot more of him. ESPN’s baseball coverage crew is atrosious.
"Oh well back to work"
Are you trying to get him a job at the tribune?
Stanching a legend? Questionable move there.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 8, 2009 4:06 PM CST up reply actions
If it's his call - that's wonderful.
I will tell you, from long personal experience, the parent does not like folks >50 on the payroll. It’s sometimes subtle, sometimes not, but it happens, and it tends to keep payroll down. I would not be surprised…
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
i lost all respect for the old fool..
after than arod knob-slobbing interview.
So he blew it once.
He’s a good reporter and has fantastic connections. He’d still be an asset. You’d rather listen to Dan Plesac?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
i don't care how good his connections are.
he may be able to report stuff but he proved he shouldn’t be interviewing anyone, at least on anything controversial/substantive. it was an embarrassment.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
or after he picked bobby crosby for AL MVP pre-season 2005
12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez
not the worst pick ever
a slugging SS with a history of near 400 obps? in ‘05 he had a 111 ops+ and saw the first of his many injuries. but, in ’05, he was on pace to slug ~50 doubles and ~18 hrs. that’s phenomenal from a SS.
Of course, Crosby is, mostly, dead now. But he looked like a star back then.
Not his call probably
Look for news to break that he was boinking an intern that moonlighted as a porn-star cougar while working at a Perkins in Miami
Every good port begins with a slut.
- homesickalien
by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 8, 2009 2:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
lol
the Perkins in Clearwater when I lived down there was a goldmine in the middle of the night.
It was like a stripper depot.
"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans
had to spray down the vinyl booth seat with lysol disinfectant, eh?
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probably easy enough to avoid
just don’t sit at the booth caked in a layer of glitter.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
Hell- they charge you extra for that seat!
only 2$ a sniff…
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions
And I think this shoved him out the door.
Sure pissed Hitler off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsELQmqZwAw
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 8:12 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
"it's true. their fans are retarded."
gold!
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions
I fucking love that
I hope everyone in my address book will as well :)
FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009
if it's any consolation
they seem to be mostly fuming over at bless you boys.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
As opposed to our off-season moves so far.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
according to jerry - peavy was our offseason move
i’ll take that deer slayer over sherzer & the rest of that pupu platter.
I was speaking of Teahan (parts I and II), Jones
(who because of cost is actually OK), Vizzy, etc. Peavy is fine. He may have to bat. The other moves are a bit underwhelming thus far.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Agreed. Just saying at least it appears we are playing for the now.
And not trading for the future. I’ll let Teahan play an inning before I take a dump on him. Maybe he’ll be stoked to get outta the perennial piss pot that is KC & put up 2006 like #‘s. Or he’ll suck.
For the amount of money we spent of course they were underwhelming.
It’s not like most teams don’t still have holes, we haven’t moved any of our star players at least.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 8, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
Probably more because Granderson is immensely likeable
And the Yankees not so much.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
i'll agree with that.
but they’re acting like they got absolutely nothing in return. wonder how they would feel if instead they got wilson betemit, jeff marquez and jhonny nunez.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
I just cant see Granderson as a happy yankee...
He is so likeable, and that midwestern courtesy, honesty and ‘good guy’-ness does not play well in the big apple.
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 9, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
Yeah, Jeter has had a bitch of a time with it.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
OT
but are you guys experiencing the snowmageddon over there in chitown?
this shit is nuts
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
nope
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions
that is a lie
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
i'm not. i'm cold billy.
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions
at 26
i have no young
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions
We can fix that.
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
uh why ?
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 9, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I have no reasons… just solutions!
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
uh huh
i’m scared now, where’s cip when you need him?
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 10, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions
uh no
i dont sit on his face.
Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!
by pierzynskirules on Dec 10, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions
Snow turns over to rain tonight, then wet snow again tomorrow AM
Highest totals far north and northwest.
Skilling and the gang have the latest here: http://weblogs.wgntv.com/chicago-weather/severe-weather/
Pudge to Nats for 2 years, Penny to Cards for one.
The old homeless guys are finding homes.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Tell it's not the White Sox
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/12/cubs-close-on-milton-bradley-trade.html
"Lemonade was a popular drink back in the day and it still is.."
Gangstarr
anyone who takes that mope off the cubs' hands
deserves to have bad things happen to their team.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
Then I guess I wish for bad things
If the Cubbies pay for most of the deal I’d take Bradley.
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed completely. The Sox have a lot of nice guys and a terrible offense.
I’ll take one douchebag who knows how to get on base. If Paul Konerko isn’t capable of co-existing with one bad apple then he’s even more worthless than I thought.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions
there are a lot of players
who can’t (or really really don’t want to) co-exist with that fucker. why are you all over the cap’n?
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
Because as much as I love the cap
There is no freaking way just Ozzie ran Swisher out of town.
"Oh well back to work"
i never realized that konerko was considered
to be responsible for running him out.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
Nor was I....was that reported somewhere?
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
*Nor was I aware...
*Nor did I realize…
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 4:51 PM CST up reply actions
I heard multiple rumors about how JD/Paulie/Thome didn't enjoy the cut of Swisher's jib.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2009 10:31 PM CST up reply actions
it's basically the only thing that makes any sense
the return on that trade still makes me murder kittens though
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
fuck kong for maintaining that hole in CF
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 9, 2009 7:31 AM CST up reply actions
He gets hurt a lot?
Has not to do with his DB-ness. He’s not reliable.
Plus, with JD and DW gone, who will keep him company. He and Matsui will be wrestling in the dugout.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
because black players only have black friends
I mean, the guy was friends with Swisher on the A’s
I don’t know what that says about him that we didn’t already know
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions
so...
there really are no American black players on the roster. Just noticed it
by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
I notice everything about diversity - or lack thereof.
Surprised he shit out of you, didn’t it.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
everybody quiet down. if you listen closely, you can actually hear kenWo snapping into a fit of rage
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
ouchy hee
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
heeeeee!!!
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
That is one sweet follow-through.
LOL. That is my fantasy camp swing.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
if i still have a bone to pick with kong it is this
he’s directly to blame, maybe dye too, as ‘leaders’ of the clubhouse, for not dealing with swish more effectively
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 AM CST up reply actions
please god no.
for some reason i was actually still giving bradley the benefit of the doubt when the cubs signed him. i thought it would work out. when he got to chicago i got to see him on a regular basis.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
i'm not saying he's not a good hitter (when healthy).
i’m saying he has mental problems and i don’t want him on the white sox no matter what he can OPS.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
to further explicate:
i would have theoretically favored the sox picking up bradley (assuming they needed a DH or corner outfielder),(which in reality they didn’t with thome, Q, and dye on hand) before the 2009 season.
as i watched what was happening during his tenure with the cubs,(and yes, i know his production for the season was not necessarily as poor as some people portrayed it to be but his miserable start to the season probably hurt in this regard), (and don’t get me wrong here because i really enjoyed the role he played, both real and imagined, in helping to destroy the cubs’ season), i began to change from my previous disposition to my current one.
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
I would rather
Have Dye
"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick
by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2009 12:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions
I didn't want Rodman on the bullls either.
I loved him after we won 3 championships with him and his mental problems.
piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight
That red feather boa turned it around for me too....
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 5:03 PM CST up reply actions
i understand the comparison
but they’re different people. also, assuming it’s even possible, who on the sox is in charge of keeping him under control? ozzie? is it worth the trouble?
the suck is not just a river in ireland.
Lets play the SAT game- select the most appropriate:
ozzie > Milton =
a- Gdubya Bush> the tap for the keg
b- Tiger > Tiger’s Claw
c- Jenks > a tube of cookie dough
d- Steinbrenner > Billy Martin
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions
No one kept Rodman in check during his tenure, maybe some stern lectures from MJ.
Phil Jackson let him act like the attention-whore he was because (as written several times) Dennis had the emotional stability of a child.
The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.
by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
if ozzie can handle carl everett, he can handle milton bradley
plus, bradley HAS to be motivated to turn things around. i’m sure bradley knows he hurt his value
i'm alex rios' last fan
by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 AM CST up reply actions
JO
The Nationals signed Jerry Owens to a minor league deal, according to MLB.com’s Bill Ladson. The 28-year-old outfielder has a .625 OPS in parts of four MLB seasons. Owens, who stole 32 bases for the White Sox two seasons ago, will compete for a roster spot in Spring Training.
how does one differentiate between signing a minor-league or major-league deal with the Nationals?
This and hundreds of other jokes in my new book, “At Least We’re Not Washington Nationals Fans!”
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by billyok on Dec 8, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
from whence he came
now if we just get Escobar back, then we can pretend it never happened.
His name is Rios and he dances on the sand
Isnt he related to the Ligue family?
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions
I don't think a single child star has escaped an adult life of complete fucked-up-ed-ness.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions
Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt have done OK.
Annette Funicello (in the day) was fine until she got MS – not her fault.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
i hear that the younger sister from E.T. had a good career once she became a grown up
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She was cute in "The Wedding Singer".
Meh elsewhere. Had to do the Barymore obligatory rehab, though.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
she never stopped having a career.
someone let me know when the olsen twins or the harry potter chick decide to turn slut though.
wait, the olsen twins *haven't* turned slut?
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Making out with Lancfe Armstrong doesn't count,
unless she grabbed his joint under the table and was photographed doing so.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Missed the ball on that one.
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 7:04 PM CST up reply actions
Or dropped it.
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 7:05 PM CST up reply actions
Something a professional portslut like you would never do...
get you tossed out of the union, right?
There's Your Zagnut!!!
by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 9, 2009 12:14 PM CST up reply actions
probably, just not public enough yet.
hopefully they don’t wait til they’re all shriveled up like britney did.
Wasn't one of them banging Heath Ledger or something?
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
Blossom, Kimmy Gibbler, Punky Brewster, and Ralphie from "A Christmas Story" turned out OK.
Peter Billingsley is in Jon Favreau’s orbit. Recently directed “Couples Retreat.” Say what you will about the movie – but at least he’s not robbing video stores.
Alyssa Milano turned out ok too. :)
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 11:27 PM CST up reply actions
snowmageddon, snowpocalypse, whatever you want to call it; this is fucking insane. we (des moines) are now predicted for 12-18 inches of snow. blizzard warnings are out for tomorrow as they expect -20 wind chills, white out conditions, power outages expected and snow to drift 8-15 FUCKING FEET!!!!
holy fuck!!!
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
Glad I moved
Though I would take the snow over the flooding any day of the week.
tell me about it. the high was 52 today. brrrrrrrrrrr
it even rained from morning to mid-afternoon yesterday.
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May your sarcasm keep you warm.
You’ll need it. BWAHAHAHA!
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
and you are peeing again.
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
by colintj on Dec 8, 2009 8:39 PM CST up reply actions 4 recs
Scott Linebrink is owed $10M over 2 yrs...
the W Sox would love to dump that contract. it’s unlikely, but certainly wouldn’t shock me if the Cubs picked up most of MB’s contract.
Yeah, I was just about to post this.....
actually makes some sense…but also doesn’t make a lot of sense at all.
The idea of trading for Bradley though doesn’t disgust me as much as it probably does some others on this board.
IF we had Big Frank to his Carl Everett, sure.
AJ’s gonna keep his crazy ass in line? PK? Who you kidding?
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
They don't even have to pick up "most" of it
if they pick up $2 million per year, you’re paying $8 million for two years for Bradley. If Linebrink is included, the balance is what, $3 million per year? Hell yes I’d do a deal like that. The Sox actually have an appropriate spot to play Bradley and the Sox definitely need more OBP in the lineup.
All hope is gone! Also: FS!
The Mariners have formally agreed to a four-year deal with free agent Chone Figgins, the club announced Tuesday.
The announcement, which includes an optional fifth year, comes after reports last week said the 31-year-old switch-hitter and the team had agreed to a $36 million deal. Terms were not released by the club Tuesday.
Figgins steps in as the Mariners’ everyday third baseman, replacing free agent Adrian Beltre, to form a dangerous combo at the top of the order with Ichiro Suzuki.
Not picky, but very sticky....
Let's go after Beltre now!!!!!!!! :)
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions
And there you have it.
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:47 PM CST up reply actions
What, they all look the same to you or something?
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions
"They"?
The world needs the Jedi now more than ever
by Carbiner on Dec 8, 2009 8:59 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
mariners. i don't know how people tell ichiro from putz from beltre, but they do.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 10:19 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
From colin's pee comment to both of these... I'm on the floor laughing :)
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Just saw on MLBTR that apparently the Rangers offered
Smoak and Feliz for Josh Johnson and the Marlins said “NO.” Shit, maybe we should dangle Danks or Floyd…..
in.ter.est.ing......
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by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:50 PM CST up reply actions
pass. thunderstruck is for the beginning of games, not the end.
These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.
I would take that risk all day long,
with some salary help.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
makes sense with Liney going to the Cubs and Jenks to Tampa.
piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight
Now this may be stupid talk,
but if we get Crawford I am moving to Chicago.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
Let's see.....
Cubs get: Burrell and Linebrink
Rays get: Jenks and Quentin
Sox get: Bradley (plus cash), Crawford, prospects….
Ladies and gentleman, the Winter Meetings
Hey you know what?
Fuck it lets go for the world series next year.
TRADE DEREK. WE DON’T NEED HIM. He won’t be ready till 2012 anyways, and we can trade for him back then. FELIZ can’t match up to last season, so fucking trade him too, and we’ll trade for him back in 2011 when he’ll be coming into his own.
We don’t need smoak either, so fuck him too. Trade him as well, and that Perez kid because we can trade for him back in 2011 as well.
We’re playing for 2010.
Texas rangers baby. Number one.
I don’t get why more teams don’t do that just trade them when they’re young, then trade back when they’re good. It’s so simple, but we have fucking turds running the front office that wouldn’t know the front office from the back onnice.
I’m just goofin’ new boot goofin’
by iorange555 on Dec 8, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
the best part is that he’s being sarcastic
Cowley...
White Sox reliever Matt Thornton tells Joe Cowley of the Chicago Sun-Times that he’s recruiting J.J. Putz. Thornton says he and Putz have a long-standing “bromance” that dates back to their Seattle days.
Please find Jay Cutler some help...
that why they have matching bracelets that say "Thorn and JJ!"
If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA
hee!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL4L4Uv5rf0
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I would think a jenks trade
you can’t spend money on Putz and not get a DH and corner OF. Unless Putz comes at a significant discount, which I highly doubt…look what Wagner got. Putz won’t get Wagner money, but he’ll get something significant that the by all reports will push the Sox over their supposed payroll limitations. They’d almost have to move Jenks unless they really think Jones is an everyday LF….which is scary.
Then again, this is just another f*cking rumor and why I am commenting on it is besides me. But, if the Sox spend any significant $$ on the bullpen without moving Jenks, I’ll be pissed.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 8, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions
Phillies have no stats department sign Ross Gload
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/12/phillies-to-sign-ross-gload.html
"Oh well back to work"
by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 10:59 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
i guess signing teahen saves them money in 2010
and they actually think he may be a good enough player for the following 2 years. i think he could be a decent bench player but that is a lot of coin to flip out for him. Hopefully he breaks out like they think he will.
Kenwo4life=ratings
all this panic around chicago and all we got was rain
big deal.
supposed to get a dusting today.
I have a meeting up near Grayslake tonight…that might be an adventure.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 AM CST up reply actions
got hit pretty hard in Rockford, even worse in Wisconsin
I’m going to work from home though, I’m a dweeb now. Couple years ago I would have been getting ready to drink
Yea Rockford is a mess
I still had to go to work though. My job rules.
Only thing I miss from my old job
Nothing better then working from home.
by Grinder in Training on Dec 9, 2009 9:23 AM CST up reply actions
Call your sons, call your daughters, call your friends, call your neighbors,
its a snow day!
Green and Gold / Black and White
if jeezy's payin lebron james
i’m payin dwyane wade
"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH
Was watching Kenny on some CSN coverage show last night
Few points he said:
1) They never viewed Teahen as a short-term fix, they expect him to produce more than he ever did in KC. “We think he’ll have more fun here. People of Chicago should get used to seeing him.”
2) He was not pleased with MB getting a motorcycle.
3) Sounded like he was itching to make some more deals, LOVED that three-team trade between Det, NY, and Ariz.
I dont know that Williams really has to worry about M.B. ridin that bike,
not exactly his scene.
Green and Gold / Black and White
Dick Allen interview with Costas on MLBTV
next Tuesday, 12/15 at 8 PM EST. Costas asks him if he’s being held out of the Hall because of his difficult reputation. Allen looks GOOD.
Must-see TV for OPOS’. You kids will be entertained, too. Had Bob Gibson/McCarver on last night talking about how they blew the ‘68 WS to the Tiggers and how Lolich outpitched Gibby. Great stuff. Gibson still looks like he’d drill you for looking at him the wrong way.
"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."
the bob feller interview was extra win as well.
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by thatshortkid on Dec 9, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
well of course you're going to NTTAWWT that shit.
didn’t you just have a rib taken out?
2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper
…and a dick installed??
"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"
by RWShow on Dec 9, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Where's all the goddamn snow I was promised?
This is the Chone Figgins of snowfall. There’s nothing here!
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I WAS GONNA MAKE A WHITE SOX TEAM OUT OF SNOW DAMNIT!
now i have to go get a jesus tree instead.
by Trooper on Dec 9, 2009 11:24 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
In Rio.
Not picky, but very sticky....
by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions

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