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White Sox Sign Teahen to 3-Year Extension

It looks like the White Sox weren't involved in the Winter Meeting's first big blockbuster, but that doesn't mean they weren't making suprising moves, signing Mark Teahen to a 3-year extension. The Sox lone position of depth appears to be third base, the position that Mark Teahen was supposedly brought in to play. They moved Gordon Beckham off third to bring in Teahen, and have both Dayan Viciedo and Brent Morel at the hot corner in the upper minors next year.

When Teahen was brought over from the Royals, the thought was that he was a passable stop-gap, that he could give the Sox a year of average-bat, below-average defense at the hot corner and not cost too much in terms of talent or actual money. But by signing him to a 3-year, $14M extension, the Sox are committing themselves to a player who, with the exception of a breakout 2006 campaign, has proven to be moderately above replacement level everywhere he's played.

I wouldn't go so far as to call Brent Morel trade bait, but this deal makes his name sure to be brought up by any team seeking to make a deal with the Sox.

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Our SP's are collectively weeping.

Tea-bag on the hot corner for 3 years at pre-crash Uribe prices. Madonna mia.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Insert mirror joke here…

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 8, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions  

oh.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

youre lady gaga?

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2009 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

RA RA OH LA LA

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 8, 2009 1:21 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

try one of vivid videos new releases

Tigers Wood, Crotching Tiger Hidden Wood, or Caddy Snatch

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 8, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

Give yourself "the stranger"

sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then alter your “softness” appropriately.

by jimmyjr on Dec 8, 2009 2:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Here's my best shot at a remotely logical explanation for this.

Kenny has fallen in love with his road splits in the three non-KC, non-Metrodome ALC parks which, limited though they may be, are pretty good.

That’s all I got.

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 8, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

I would like to see...

the photos that apparently Teahen has.

by palehose67 on Dec 8, 2009 1:15 PM CST reply actions  

to get this kind of deal

they might involve a donkey, mexico and some ‘substances.’ I like my eyes, I think I’ll pass.

by coffeepac on Dec 8, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Ryan Church anyone?

Do we know what his glove his like?
He was non-tendered today….

by stanchar on Dec 8, 2009 1:20 PM CST reply actions  

i hear willie mays is available...

for the right price

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions  

2011 will be heaven!

2010 – effed again.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 1:23 PM CST reply actions  

First

you have to have a lead-off hitter to extend?

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Dec 8, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

OT: I know most care not, but this is great entertainment.

Today is the Eddie Aikau Surf Competition in Waimea Bay… pretty big deal…..

Eddie Aikau hit the scene in 1966, kicking off a relationship with Waimea that would become legendary – saving countless lives as the Bay’s first official lifeguard and surfing for up to eight hours at a time without breaks, riding beautifully.

More than the wave, the rider, or the equipment, it was the camera capturing the images that brought about international awareness and elevated Waimea to what was perceived as a recognition wave.

By the mid-‘70s, Eddie’s passion for big wave riding was not his only driving force. The Hawaiian cultural renaissance was in full swing and Aikau was feeling the pull to dig deeper into the roots of his Hawaiian heritage. Following his win of the Duke Kahanamoku Invitational at Sunset Beach in the winter of 1977, his focus shifted to the Hokule’a.

A traditional double-hull voyaging canoe that was the symbol of Hawaiian pride, the Hokule’a represented the cultural connection that Hawaiians were seeking at the time. Eddie was selected to be part of the crew who would sail Hokule’a by traditional celestial navigation from Hawaii to Tahiti in March of 1978. It was to be a 30-day, 2,500 mile voyage across the Pacific, following the ancient route of Polynesian migration.

The Hokule’a set sail on the stormy afternoon of March 16, 1978, in strong winds that were whipping up heavy seas. Not far into the journey, Hokule’a developed a leak in one of her hulls, later capsizing during the night in the Moloka’i Channel. After weathering the night, and with the physical state of crewmembers deteriorating, Aikau insisted upon paddling for the Hawaiian island of Lana’i, estimated to be some 19 miles away. It would be the final rescue attempt of his life. While the crew aboard Hokule’a were later spotted by a passing plane and rescued, Aikau was never seen again. He was two months shy of his 32nd birthday.

link to watch live coverage of this monster wave crush mere mortals – here!

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 1:24 PM CST reply actions  

Done and done.

Although I got to see Kelly eat major shit about an hour ago…that wall of water is unforgiving.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 2:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Just read - the swell to hold the Eddie has to be 25 feet, not 30 as I thought.

Which, as I have mentioned in past discussions, does not imply the wave is that big…
Yesterday, they were peeling in anywhere from 20-40-footers in size.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2009 12:24 PM CST up reply actions  

Does Dayan still project as a 3rd baseman?

Aren’t they going to move him to 1B

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 8, 2009 1:24 PM CST via mobile reply actions  

breaking news from cowley...

MEMO to Sportswriter – Jeans and a sport coat does not make you look fashionable. It makes you look like Crockett and Tubbs … STOP!

by Hatchetm on Dec 8, 2009 1:26 PM CST reply actions  

dont really understand AZ's thinking

scherzer’s just as good as Jackson, cheaper, and under control for longer. Ian Kennedy is a meh player.

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2009 1:37 PM CST up reply actions  

the yankees clearly lost

trading four players to get one? loss

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 8, 2009 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

no no no.

you obviously don’t understand the complex phil rogers plus/minus system. the yankees are +1 because they gained a starter and did not give up any starters or 8th/9th inning relievers.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 1:52 PM CST up reply actions  

thank you

Such a sound system like that is way too complex for me to figure out.

by soxrule!35 on Dec 8, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

unfortunately for me

it is burned into my brain.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 1:56 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed on sherzer/Jackson

and begrudgingly on Kennedy… I still want Kennedy though

by The Cheat on Dec 8, 2009 1:48 PM CST up reply actions  

great potential in the haul for the tigers

rid themselves of a boatload of cash in the process as well.

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions  

how is sherzer = jackson?

He pitches in the NL & his ERA was .5 higher.

by Shakey on Dec 8, 2009 1:55 PM CST up reply actions  

same could be said for sherzer

you really think they switch leagues & sherzers #’s are better & jacksons will be worse?

by Shakey on Dec 8, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

I think I'd take Max.

It’s possible EJ’s become BHB-like after not looking so hot previously, but I’d bet on Maxxy improving/growing into his projections from 2008 more than I would EJ maintaining his 2009 performance.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

OK. don't know much about Scherzer other than his #'s

So I’ll take your word for it. Det is smart on selling high on him though. Here’s hoping that Sherzer sucks though. I have a standing bet for 1/2 gallon of Hennessey to the team with a better record with a friend. Sadly my confidence in our team in August cost me a gallon 1/2 of cognac this past season.

by Shakey on Dec 8, 2009 2:14 PM CST up reply actions  

look at jacksons last two years splits.

hes horrendous after the break

12/12/07- We'll miss you Andy Gonzalez

by The Deacon on Dec 8, 2009 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't either

even if scherzer is a lesser player, his cost means you can buy up the difference if he falters.

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Dec 8, 2009 9:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Sure did.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Cheat, can you

re-use that title from last year about the treadmill to nowhere

Hell Yesss

by Grinder Rule #42 on Dec 8, 2009 1:34 PM CST reply actions  

ugh what's the meaning of this?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 1:54 PM CST reply actions  

seriously stupid

that’s why we have no money for what we need

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions  

baby clothes?

I have 1200 outfits now. all green or yellow. fuck everyone and their hallmark inspired gender neutral colored gifts.

by Trooper on Dec 8, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Packer fan?

FT.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 2:59 PM CST up reply actions  

thats why I was glad we knew a girl was coming down the pipe.

actually, having a girl is nice because cute baby clothes make the grandmas go crazy. I dont anticipate having to buy her any outfits for a decade. When is your little lady due?

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Dec 8, 2009 3:17 PM CST up reply actions  

"Down the pipe".

How charming for Mrs. Gus’ uterus to be refferd to as “pipe”. I thought you wielded the “pipe” in the family?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM CST up reply actions  

mid february

I wish we just told everyone it would be a boy… I don’t mind dressing a girl in blue. Mostly I wouldn’t mind dressing either sex in any color, just hating on the stupid practice of green and yellow being the only colors most ppl considered.

by Trooper on Dec 8, 2009 3:31 PM CST up reply actions  

Our girl got pink and purple,

which, surprisingly, are her favorite colors now.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 3:33 PM CST up reply actions  

Real original.

;)

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Like I asked for it?

Black and white suit me fine. Same with the wife.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Good Guys Wear Coloured!

um… wait- might be a bad thing to say….

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 4:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

what, really?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm, wow

now i’m wondering because i was talking about this extension then you went baby on me. trooper you have been getting your sleep lately right?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Tiger?

If it’s you I can’t believe you are bailing on your best buddy this weekend as his best man. Puss. Get out there and be a man!

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

true.

don’t scream at me or i’ll…………

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Teahen signing.....

look at all the low cost position player plug ins projected over the next couple of years….starting in 2011

C Flowers
1B Viciedo?
2B Beckham
SS Ramirez (Ok, a little bump in arbitration)
3B Teahen
OF Rios (Ok, not low cost)
OF J Danks
OF Quentin (if around)

Maybe KW is trying to show Jerry a 3 year plan to justify ponying up for big dollar corner OF……..and of course Morel seems to immediately fall into the trade bait category….and it might be a sell high thing with him anyway….

by stanchar on Dec 8, 2009 1:59 PM CST reply actions  

at least we're getting to see less of granderson

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

http://www.minorleagueball.com/2009/12/8/1191604/working-on-the-white-sox#storyjump

" Do you guys know people like you are the reason I wouldn’t come on for exstended periods of time. You rui the baseball blogging expieriance."
by trademaker on May 30, 2009 10:31 PM PDT

by U-God on Dec 8, 2009 2:06 PM CST reply actions  

sickels money quote:

“Oh, this is a THIN system.”

by Hatchetm on Dec 8, 2009 2:08 PM CST up reply actions  

"new endeavors" == MLBN?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Its gotta be MLB.

Him and Costas probably would work for free over there.

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Dec 8, 2009 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

Good

I like Peter and if he does go to MLBN we would see a lot more of him. ESPN’s baseball coverage crew is atrosious.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

Atrocious.

I love you, man.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions  

If it's his call - that's wonderful.

I will tell you, from long personal experience, the parent does not like folks >50 on the payroll. It’s sometimes subtle, sometimes not, but it happens, and it tends to keep payroll down. I would not be surprised…

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

than=that

why o why can’t you edit on this POS software?

by Hatchetm on Dec 8, 2009 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

it was horrendous.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

So he blew it once.

He’s a good reporter and has fantastic connections. He’d still be an asset. You’d rather listen to Dan Plesac?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't care how good his connections are.

he may be able to report stuff but he proved he shouldn’t be interviewing anyone, at least on anything controversial/substantive. it was an embarrassment.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

not the worst pick ever

a slugging SS with a history of near 400 obps? in ‘05 he had a 111 ops+ and saw the first of his many injuries. but, in ’05, he was on pace to slug ~50 doubles and ~18 hrs. that’s phenomenal from a SS.

Of course, Crosby is, mostly, dead now. But he looked like a star back then.

by coffeepac on Dec 8, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

Becks body-double?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

ehh.. not quite as fat

so he should be able to play more then one inning.

by coffeepac on Dec 8, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Not his call probably

Look for news to break that he was boinking an intern that moonlighted as a porn-star cougar while working at a Perkins in Miami

Every good port begins with a slut.

- homesickalien

by Scotty Ballgame on Dec 8, 2009 2:42 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

lol

the Perkins in Clearwater when I lived down there was a goldmine in the middle of the night.
It was like a stripper depot.

"I like my DH like I like my women. Fat , slow and full of power."
by soxshenanigans

by e-gus on Dec 8, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions  

probably easy enough to avoid

just don’t sit at the booth caked in a layer of glitter.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

That is fucking hilarious

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Dec 8, 2009 8:31 PM CST up reply actions  

"it's true. their fans are retarded."

gold!

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 10:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Great meme

The world needs the Jedi now more than ever

by Carbiner on Dec 9, 2009 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

I fucking love that

I hope everyone in my address book will as well :)

FUCK EVYTHING BACON RULZ WEER GONNA WIN TEH CHAMPSHIOP
...colintj, Nov8, 2009

by rhythm on Dec 9, 2009 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

if it's any consolation

they seem to be mostly fuming over at bless you boys.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 2:34 PM CST reply actions  

As opposed to our off-season moves so far.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions  

according to jerry - peavy was our offseason move

i’ll take that deer slayer over sherzer & the rest of that pupu platter.

by Shakey on Dec 8, 2009 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I was speaking of Teahan (parts I and II), Jones

(who because of cost is actually OK), Vizzy, etc. Peavy is fine. He may have to bat. The other moves are a bit underwhelming thus far.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

Agreed. Just saying at least it appears we are playing for the now.

And not trading for the future. I’ll let Teahan play an inning before I take a dump on him. Maybe he’ll be stoked to get outta the perennial piss pot that is KC & put up 2006 like #‘s. Or he’ll suck.

by Shakey on Dec 8, 2009 3:23 PM CST up reply actions  

For the amount of money we spent of course they were underwhelming.

It’s not like most teams don’t still have holes, we haven’t moved any of our star players at least.

by Grinder in Training on Dec 8, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions  

LOL. Who dat?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 4:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Probably more because Granderson is immensely likeable

And the Yankees not so much.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Dec 8, 2009 3:19 PM CST up reply actions  

i'll agree with that.

but they’re acting like they got absolutely nothing in return. wonder how they would feel if instead they got wilson betemit, jeff marquez and jhonny nunez.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

I just cant see Granderson as a happy yankee...

He is so likeable, and that midwestern courtesy, honesty and ‘good guy’-ness does not play well in the big apple.

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 9, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, Jeter has had a bitch of a time with it.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2009 12:48 PM CST up reply actions  

OT

but are you guys experiencing the snowmageddon over there in chitown?

this shit is nuts

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Dec 8, 2009 3:20 PM CST reply actions  

nope

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:35 PM CST up reply actions  

that is a lie

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm not. i'm cold billy.

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

You'll make it

If push comes to shove, eat your young

signature

by billyok on Dec 8, 2009 5:46 PM CST up reply actions  

at 26

i have no young

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 8, 2009 8:11 PM CST up reply actions  

We can fix that.

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 9, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

uh why ?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 9, 2009 11:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh, I have no reasons… just solutions!

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 10, 2009 8:56 AM CST up reply actions  

uh huh

i’m scared now, where’s cip when you need him?

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 10, 2009 1:53 PM CST up reply actions  

uh no

i dont sit on his face.

Ugh that season completely sucked but i have so many other things to look forward to. GO BLACKHAWKS! GO BEARS! 2010 WHITE SOX!

by pierzynskirules on Dec 10, 2009 4:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Pudge to Nats for 2 years, Penny to Cards for one.

The old homeless guys are finding homes.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 4:08 PM CST reply actions  

i don't see a press release.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

anyone who takes that mope off the cubs' hands

deserves to have bad things happen to their team.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

Then I guess I wish for bad things

If the Cubbies pay for most of the deal I’d take Bradley.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 4:26 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed completely. The Sox have a lot of nice guys and a terrible offense.

I’ll take one douchebag who knows how to get on base. If Paul Konerko isn’t capable of co-existing with one bad apple then he’s even more worthless than I thought.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2009 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

there are a lot of players

who can’t (or really really don’t want to) co-exist with that fucker. why are you all over the cap’n?

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions  

Because as much as I love the cap

There is no freaking way just Ozzie ran Swisher out of town.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 4:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i never realized that konerko was considered

to be responsible for running him out.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 4:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Mostly rumor that the team vets

wanted Swisher gone, which makes sense.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

it's basically the only thing that makes any sense

the return on that trade still makes me murder kittens though

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Dec 8, 2009 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

He gets hurt a lot?

Has not to do with his DB-ness. He’s not reliable.

Plus, with JD and DW gone, who will keep him company. He and Matsui will be wrestling in the dugout.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions  

because black players only have black friends

I mean, the guy was friends with Swisher on the A’s

I don’t know what that says about him that we didn’t already know

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

so...

there really are no American black players on the roster. Just noticed it

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

I notice everything about diversity - or lack thereof.

Surprised he shit out of you, didn’t it.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

That is one sweet follow-through.

LOL. That is my fantasy camp swing.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

if i still have a bone to pick with kong it is this

he’s directly to blame, maybe dye too, as ‘leaders’ of the clubhouse, for not dealing with swish more effectively

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 9, 2009 7:30 AM CST up reply actions  

please god no.

for some reason i was actually still giving bradley the benefit of the doubt when the cubs signed him. i thought it would work out. when he got to chicago i got to see him on a regular basis.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions  

For some reason?

His OPS was .999 in 2008

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 4:45 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm not saying he's not a good hitter (when healthy).

i’m saying he has mental problems and i don’t want him on the white sox no matter what he can OPS.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 4:54 PM CST up reply actions  

I hear you

But then get me a mentally sane player who can hit.

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 4:57 PM CST up reply actions  

to further explicate:

i would have theoretically favored the sox picking up bradley (assuming they needed a DH or corner outfielder),(which in reality they didn’t with thome, Q, and dye on hand) before the 2009 season.

as i watched what was happening during his tenure with the cubs,(and yes, i know his production for the season was not necessarily as poor as some people portrayed it to be but his miserable start to the season probably hurt in this regard), (and don’t get me wrong here because i really enjoyed the role he played, both real and imagined, in helping to destroy the cubs’ season), i began to change from my previous disposition to my current one.

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 5:21 PM CST up reply actions  

I would rather

Have Dye

"you should go back to your cowardly practice of offering no opinion of your own."
-picktoclick

by Where Triples Go to Die on Dec 9, 2009 12:17 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

I didn't want Rodman on the bullls either.

I loved him after we won 3 championships with him and his mental problems.

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Dec 8, 2009 5:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i understand the comparison

but they’re different people. also, assuming it’s even possible, who on the sox is in charge of keeping him under control? ozzie? is it worth the trouble?

the suck is not just a river in ireland.

by BuehrleMan on Dec 8, 2009 5:06 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets play the SAT game- select the most appropriate:

ozzie > Milton =

a- Gdubya Bush> the tap for the keg
b- Tiger > Tiger’s Claw
c- Jenks > a tube of cookie dough
d- Steinbrenner > Billy Martin

There's Your Zagnut!!!

by DrEmilioLizardo on Dec 8, 2009 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

I would put Harold in charge.

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Dec 8, 2009 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

No one kept Rodman in check during his tenure, maybe some stern lectures from MJ.

Phil Jackson let him act like the attention-whore he was because (as written several times) Dennis had the emotional stability of a child.

The 2009 White Sox....like a 40 degree day.

by Ozzie Montana on Dec 8, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

he was in more check here

than he was in san antonio. he ran wild down there.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 8, 2009 10:53 PM CST up reply actions  

if ozzie can handle carl everett, he can handle milton bradley

plus, bradley HAS to be motivated to turn things around. i’m sure bradley knows he hurt his value

i'm alex rios' last fan

by onlysoxfaninboston on Dec 9, 2009 7:33 AM CST up reply actions  

JO

The Nationals signed Jerry Owens to a minor league deal, according to MLB.com’s Bill Ladson. The 28-year-old outfielder has a .625 OPS in parts of four MLB seasons. Owens, who stole 32 bases for the White Sox two seasons ago, will compete for a roster spot in Spring Training.

by Andronicus on Dec 8, 2009 5:07 PM CST reply actions  

how does one differentiate between signing a minor-league or major-league deal with the Nationals?

This and hundreds of other jokes in my new book, “At Least We’re Not Washington Nationals Fans!”

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by billyok on Dec 8, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

from whence he came

now if we just get Escobar back, then we can pretend it never happened.

His name is Rios and he dances on the sand

by Nordhagen on Dec 8, 2009 5:17 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck yes.

he figured if his fake mom gets to chow on box, he should get to have a butterfly on his neck.

by Trooper on Dec 8, 2009 5:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Sarah Jessica Parker and Helen Hunt have done OK.

Annette Funicello (in the day) was fine until she got MS – not her fault.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Opie Taylor has done well

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Dec 8, 2009 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

YES!

Though sans hair.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

She was cute in "The Wedding Singer".

Meh elsewhere. Had to do the Barymore obligatory rehab, though.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

she never stopped having a career.

someone let me know when the olsen twins or the harry potter chick decide to turn slut though.

by Trooper on Dec 8, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

wait, the olsen twins *haven't* turned slut?

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Making out with Lancfe Armstrong doesn't count,

unless she grabbed his joint under the table and was photographed doing so.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm sorry.

Meant “Lanpfecwe”. My bad.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 7:03 PM CST up reply actions  

OPOS

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 9, 2009 10:02 AM CST up reply actions  

probably, just not public enough yet.

hopefully they don’t wait til they’re all shriveled up like britney did.

by Trooper on Dec 8, 2009 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Wasn't one of them banging Heath Ledger or something?

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 9, 2009 10:03 AM CST up reply actions  

snowmageddon, snowpocalypse, whatever you want to call it; this is fucking insane. we (des moines) are now predicted for 12-18 inches of snow. blizzard warnings are out for tomorrow as they expect -20 wind chills, white out conditions, power outages expected and snow to drift 8-15 FUCKING FEET!!!!

holy fuck!!!

If the woman is offering an opinion, you are doing it wrong. - HSA

by BoeJouma on Dec 8, 2009 5:34 PM CST reply actions  

Glad I moved

Though I would take the snow over the flooding any day of the week.

by DirtySox on Dec 8, 2009 6:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Fresca all gone?

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Dec 8, 2009 6:27 PM CST up reply actions  

tell me about it. the high was 52 today. brrrrrrrrrrr

it even rained from morning to mid-afternoon yesterday.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 7:10 PM CST up reply actions  

82 today here.

BWAHAHAHAHA!

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 7:11 PM CST up reply actions  

May your sarcasm keep you warm.

You’ll need it. BWAHAHAHA!

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 8:25 PM CST up reply actions  

vg.

Watching all that Tiger shit up close ages you fast.

by ballyb on Dec 8, 2009 8:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I love you guys.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2009 12:49 PM CST up reply actions  

Scott Linebrink is owed $10M over 2 yrs...

the W Sox would love to dump that contract. it’s unlikely, but certainly wouldn’t shock me if the Cubs picked up most of MB’s contract.

by Andronicus on Dec 8, 2009 6:26 PM CST reply actions  

Yeah, I was just about to post this.....

actually makes some sense…but also doesn’t make a lot of sense at all.

The idea of trading for Bradley though doesn’t disgust me as much as it probably does some others on this board.

by stanchar on Dec 8, 2009 6:29 PM CST up reply actions  

if it's low risk, high reward

like the Andruw Jones deal, it’s worth considering

by Andronicus on Dec 8, 2009 6:37 PM CST up reply actions  

IF we had Big Frank to his Carl Everett, sure.

AJ’s gonna keep his crazy ass in line? PK? Who you kidding?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:41 PM CST up reply actions  

that's obviously why

KW would most likely not do it. ozzie + bradley = boom goes the dynamite!

by Andronicus on Dec 8, 2009 6:44 PM CST up reply actions  

They don't even have to pick up "most" of it

if they pick up $2 million per year, you’re paying $8 million for two years for Bradley. If Linebrink is included, the balance is what, $3 million per year? Hell yes I’d do a deal like that. The Sox actually have an appropriate spot to play Bradley and the Sox definitely need more OBP in the lineup.

by CWSKeith on Dec 8, 2009 6:38 PM CST up reply actions  

All hope is gone! Also: FS!
The Mariners have formally agreed to a four-year deal with free agent Chone Figgins, the club announced Tuesday.

The announcement, which includes an optional fifth year, comes after reports last week said the 31-year-old switch-hitter and the team had agreed to a $36 million deal. Terms were not released by the club Tuesday.

 Figgins steps in as the Mariners’ everyday third baseman, replacing free agent Adrian Beltre, to form a dangerous combo at the top of the order with Ichiro Suzuki.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:41 PM CST reply actions  

Is that Juan Pierre?

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

We do.

I am part eggplant, you know.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Just saw on MLBTR that apparently the Rangers offered

Smoak and Feliz for Josh Johnson and the Marlins said “NO.” Shit, maybe we should dangle Danks or Floyd…..

by stanchar on Dec 8, 2009 6:43 PM CST reply actions  

pass. thunderstruck is for the beginning of games, not the end.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 8, 2009 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I would take that risk all day long,

with some salary help.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

From him and his agent.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:56 PM CST up reply actions  

makes sense with Liney going to the Cubs and Jenks to Tampa.

piss up a rope fuckstick ...................by hoodlight

by mick10 on Dec 8, 2009 6:57 PM CST up reply actions  

Now this may be stupid talk,

but if we get Crawford I am moving to Chicago.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 8, 2009 6:58 PM CST up reply actions  

ha!

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 8, 2009 6:59 PM CST up reply actions  

Let's see.....

Cubs get: Burrell and Linebrink
Rays get: Jenks and Quentin
Sox get: Bradley (plus cash), Crawford, prospects….

by stanchar on Dec 8, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions  

is he healthy?

and whats up with all the walks?

"Oh well back to work"

by Tdogg on Dec 8, 2009 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Ladies and gentleman, the Winter Meetings
Hey you know what?
Fuck it lets go for the world series next year.

TRADE DEREK. WE DON’T NEED HIM. He won’t be ready till 2012 anyways, and we can trade for him back then. FELIZ can’t match up to last season, so fucking trade him too, and we’ll trade for him back in 2011 when he’ll be coming into his own.

We don’t need smoak either, so fuck him too. Trade him as well, and that Perez kid because we can trade for him back in 2011 as well.

We’re playing for 2010.

Texas rangers baby. Number one.

I don’t get why more teams don’t do that just trade them when they’re young, then trade back when they’re good. It’s so simple, but we have fucking turds running the front office that wouldn’t know the front office from the back onnice.

I’m just goofin’ new boot goofin’
by iorange555 on Dec 8, 2009 4:22 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

the best part is that he’s being sarcastic

by Daniel Berlyn on Dec 8, 2009 7:26 PM CST reply actions  

Cowley...
White Sox reliever Matt Thornton tells Joe Cowley of the Chicago Sun-Times that he’s recruiting J.J. Putz. Thornton says he and Putz have a long-standing “bromance” that dates back to their Seattle days.

Please find Jay Cutler some help...

by Jbasic89 on Dec 8, 2009 9:33 PM CST reply actions  

Does this signal a Jenks trade,

or is this a Dotel replacement?

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 8, 2009 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

I would think a jenks trade

you can’t spend money on Putz and not get a DH and corner OF. Unless Putz comes at a significant discount, which I highly doubt…look what Wagner got. Putz won’t get Wagner money, but he’ll get something significant that the by all reports will push the Sox over their supposed payroll limitations. They’d almost have to move Jenks unless they really think Jones is an everyday LF….which is scary.

Then again, this is just another f*cking rumor and why I am commenting on it is besides me. But, if the Sox spend any significant $$ on the bullpen without moving Jenks, I’ll be pissed.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 8, 2009 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

agreed.

Green and Gold / Black and White

by OznCoop on Dec 8, 2009 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

i guess signing teahen saves them money in 2010

and they actually think he may be a good enough player for the following 2 years. i think he could be a decent bench player but that is a lot of coin to flip out for him. Hopefully he breaks out like they think he will.

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Dec 8, 2009 11:07 PM CST reply actions  

all this panic around chicago and all we got was rain

big deal.

supposed to get a dusting today.

I have a meeting up near Grayslake tonight…that might be an adventure.

"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."

by BobbySouthSide on Dec 9, 2009 7:25 AM CST up reply actions  

got hit pretty hard in Rockford, even worse in Wisconsin

I’m going to work from home though, I’m a dweeb now. Couple years ago I would have been getting ready to drink

by 815Sox on Dec 9, 2009 7:48 AM CST up reply actions  

Yea Rockford is a mess

I still had to go to work though. My job rules.

by soxrule!35 on Dec 9, 2009 8:45 AM CST up reply actions  

if jeezy's payin lebron james

i’m payin dwyane wade

"...but the devil lives inside this kid, I swear it. It rises out of him in a mist, this baby-faced defiant wrathful version of Pat Kane, escapes his bodily confines to perform satanic miracles all over the offensive zone. The only thing more fearsome than that assist was the keep-in preceding it. The only thing more unholy than his face is his black magic." GMH

by Illini0509 on Dec 9, 2009 12:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Was watching Kenny on some CSN coverage show last night

Few points he said:

1) They never viewed Teahen as a short-term fix, they expect him to produce more than he ever did in KC. “We think he’ll have more fun here. People of Chicago should get used to seeing him.”
2) He was not pleased with MB getting a motorcycle.
3) Sounded like he was itching to make some more deals, LOVED that three-team trade between Det, NY, and Ariz.

by Jack M on Dec 9, 2009 8:30 AM CST reply actions  

Dick Allen interview with Costas on MLBTV

next Tuesday, 12/15 at 8 PM EST. Costas asks him if he’s being held out of the Hall because of his difficult reputation. Allen looks GOOD.

Must-see TV for OPOS’. You kids will be entertained, too. Had Bob Gibson/McCarver on last night talking about how they blew the ‘68 WS to the Tiggers and how Lolich outpitched Gibby. Great stuff. Gibson still looks like he’d drill you for looking at him the wrong way.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2009 8:42 AM CST reply actions  

the bob feller interview was extra win as well.

These events have me frightened and on the verge of evacuating my bowels.

by thatshortkid on Dec 9, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions  

he sure likes to suck his own dick..

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by larry on Dec 9, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

well of course you're going to NTTAWWT that shit.

didn’t you just have a rib taken out?

2009 is just 2007 in 2008's clothing. - Trooper

by colintj on Dec 9, 2009 12:02 PM CST up reply actions  

…and a dick installed??

"I call Dotel, got his ass kick. I call Linebrink, got his ass kick. Everybody I call is the wrong guy. I guess it's my fault!"

by RWShow on Dec 9, 2009 12:04 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Where's all the goddamn snow I was promised?

This is the Chone Figgins of snowfall. There’s nothing here!

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by billyok on Dec 9, 2009 8:47 AM CST reply actions  

In Seattle.

"don tink about new jork. jus come in ready to wing de gay."

by winningugly on Dec 9, 2009 9:15 AM CST up reply actions  

In Rio.

Not picky, but very sticky....

by homesickalien on Dec 9, 2009 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

That's a low blow

Just for that, I hope Christmas never ends.

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