Ozzie Guillen Would Like to Die on the Field
"I hope I die on the field," he says. "I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it. I know my family would be so happy that it happened on the field. They wouldn't feel bad because that's what I've always wanted to do.
"You die on the field — good luck, get him out of here, next man."
almost 3 years ago
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by The Cheat on Feb 25, 2009 10:48 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 9:12 AM CST up reply actions
rec'd!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 9:31 AM CST up reply actions
Well, if Kenny signs Ugueth Urbina
There is a chance.
my president is white.
Ozzie discussing his death
not a good sign when your manager is suicidal after the first game of the season
meh
At this time in ’05 he said he would retire if the Sox won the World Series. We know how that worked out.
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citing family problems, and after watching his team get walloped in a one sided game, Ozzie threatens suicide. about 2 hours ago
by explodingpinwheelsforfunandprofit on Feb 25, 2009 11:31 PM CST up reply actions
Kinda morbid
Kinda out of the blue too.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Feb 26, 2009 12:14 AM CST reply actions
Oh....
I posted in the Yahoo! Fantasy Baseball thread an invite into my league that needs 1, possibly 3 more people. Since that fanpost got buried I thought I’d try here instead of creating a fanpost all to myself.
I have a H2H league of my own that currently has 11 players. I’m looking for at least 1 more, preferbly 3, to cap it off at 14…
If anyone missed out in the SSS league, feel free to join. Fairly competitive group and the stat categories should be fun!
You have been invited to join Cameron’s custom league in Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Baseball.
In order to join the league, follow the link above or go to game front page, click the "Sign Up Now" or "Get Another Team" button and follow the links to "Join a Custom League". When prompted, enter the League ID# and password below.
League ID#: 64788
Password: asterisk
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Feb 26, 2009 12:24 AM CST reply actions
Cool....
Have 12 now, and 2 more would be great :)
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Feb 26, 2009 9:35 AM CST up reply actions
I see Ozzie meeting his maker
as a bloated old geezer (ala Elvis) who drunkenly wanders out from a Venezuelan nightclub and steps in front of an oncoming car.
But that’s just me.
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Anonymous veteran Sox player thinks 2nd base is Getz' to lose
But the perceived cloudy picture might be clearer than the Sox are letting on. While the second-base derby is being advertised as a three-man race among Chris Getz, Brent Lillibridge and Jayson Nix, one Sox veteran insisted the job is Getz’s to lose.
‘’His swing is too fundamentally sound,’’ the player said. ’’It’s a swing that can hold up an entire major-league season.’’
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
Probably Konerko
He got a man crush on him when he was rehabbing last year.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 9:56 AM CST up reply actions
I think it's Getz.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Feb 26, 2009 10:29 AM CST up reply actions
i love it when ozzie says crazy shit like that
there’s a method to his madness.
carl should sketch a seventh seal parody with ozzie.
by onlysoxfaninboston on Feb 26, 2009 10:09 AM CST reply actions
That is actually a very good idea....the crusader Ozzie....I love it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 10:16 AM CST up reply actions
i like how keeps the spotlight away from the players
and keeps it for himself. most of the time he’s funny, and other times its just like wtf is he talking about…
by onlysoxfaninboston on Feb 26, 2009 10:25 AM CST up reply actions
I can see the chess game with Death already.....
“Ozzie, you are one crazy mother-fucker!”
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
"Hey Det! Can yoo pla leadof?'
I was in the shit too!
by thecip on Feb 26, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions 3 recs
I believe that would be "Full Metal Jacket"
What do I win?
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
An autographed piece of Kubrick's skull.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 1:29 PM CST up reply actions
you think wes anderson was paying homage to full metal jacket with the line
“were you in the shit?”
by onlysoxfaninboston on Feb 26, 2009 1:43 PM CST up reply actions
Rushmore, right? Yes, I do believe so.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 2:30 PM CST up reply actions
heck yes. HHHHHEEEECCCKKKKKK YESSSSS!!!!! thank you!!
Now back to baby q! you go!!!
(hehehe ;) )
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 1:28 PM CST up reply actions
Amazing:
In one week we have a Bob Fosse reference and now an Ingmar Berman reference.
Take that, Mancow, you big POS.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Thass raaight. You won't get shit like this on BCB....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 2:49 PM CST up reply actions
Bergman, fer Chrissakes.
Sigh.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Bleakness and Despair will always be back, back, back, back, back!!
/best I could do.
by The Actual El Guapo on Feb 26, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
all i got
“some excellent blocking by ‘i got drunk at the’ Bleakness and ‘is it dat pair or’ Despair….”
or
“Ducking under the camera, what the f— do they think they’re doing? It’s like no one here has worked on a talkie before.”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 26, 2009 5:15 PM CST up reply actions
hopefully he is still alive on apr 8th
got my tix yesterday for the game.
It is becoming a tradition going to the first night game and freezing my ars off while we get a beatdown.
Useless tidbit of the day
NY Post:
The most plate appearances over the past two years by a righty hitter are the 1,446 of David WrightDavid Wright . The second most is 1,431 by Orlando Cabrera. Just think of that: Cabrera has come to bat the second most times of any righty batter the past two years and yet is still unemployed. The shortstop’s dollar requests plus his Type-A status (thus, the need for draft-pick compensation when he is signed) have severely hurt his marketability. Still, you would think a guy who has been used this much in recent years would be able to find work some place.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 10:17 AM CST reply actions
He has a stuttering problem.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Feb 26, 2009 10:59 AM CST up reply actions
you're probably being sarcastic with the "imagine that"
but if this is the first analysis attempting to validate assumption about homefield advantage using babip, that’s pretty cool
by onlysoxfaninboston on Feb 26, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
breaking - ramirez (finally) signs with dodgers.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
Cabrera's next!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
well, now it's disappeared from trade rumors.
their guy may have been faked out by tony jackson’s doug mientkiewicz blog post.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
and judging by the entry that silva put up just now, i'm going to say that's exactly what happened.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
Sounds like someone blew their load early again.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 10:50 AM CST up reply actions
yeah, the post was up for about two minutes.
read the story, not the ambiguous headline, i guess.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
Get a job, will ya?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Feb 26, 2009 10:52 AM CST up reply actions
i was up until 3am doing my job.
and, as you’ll note below, this is my other job.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
What about the third one -
hand?
BWAHAHAHA!
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Feb 26, 2009 10:54 AM CST up reply actions
I believe larry is not into U2.
Stop me before I kill again!
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Feb 26, 2009 10:56 AM CST up reply actions
kill Canseco? Don't do it!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 11:02 AM CST up reply actions
larry, I for one think you are doing a hell of a job
but the Board of Director’s thinks posts like this will get you demoted to the radio booth.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 10:55 AM CST up reply actions
and now they've got something of a mess on their hands?
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
Tommy Lasorda is hoping to die at Old Country Buffet
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
Eric Wedge is going for Chuckie Cheese
Sober, I was appalled at the women. Drunk I was told I danced with them all.
We all missed it, poor hoodie.
Northern Hemisphere Hoodie-Hoo Day
When : Always on February 20
On this winter day, people go out at noon, wave their hands over their heads and chant “Hoodie-Hoo”.
It is a day to chase away winter and bring in spring. After all, everyone in the northern hemisphere are sick and tired of winter at this point and a little crazy being cooped up inside all winter and not seeing the sun.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 11:36 AM CST reply actions
OT - Sexie Rexie will no longer Vexie
http://cbs2chicago.com/sports/rex.grossman.bears.2.944677.html
(OK, a stretch.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
all it does is free up more honeys for BA
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 26, 2009 3:16 PM CST up reply actions
thanks for the heads up
was waiting for this. ya mo be there
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
Colon and Contreras start throwing BP next week. 18 minutes ago
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
If Count can get back on the mound in a game situation by April
he is my new hero. Really.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Feb 26, 2009 12:37 PM CST up reply actions
Cowley?
I thought you only quoted Cowley Twitters in the “body” of comments….let’s keep it consistent, das Editor.
(“now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion”…what a chump).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 12:41 PM CST up reply actions
huh?
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
Usually, your Cowley twits look like this:
Colon and Contreras start throwing BP next week. 18 minutes ago
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 12:51 PM CST up reply actions
The bit about your signature was unrelated...that was just me calling you a chump.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 12:52 PM CST up reply actions
i'm still not getting it. let's just move on.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
You're slow as hell.
regards
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
you're telling me that i put the text in the subject line instead of the comment box. great. thanks.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
looks like we got a new copy editor.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
You jest, but editing is actually my thing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 1:15 PM CST up reply actions
Ah ha! If it wasn't a soon-to-be-depression,
Cheat may have looked to add you to the payroll.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Editing are mye thing two!
"No one is sure what Colon has left in his 5-foot-11-inch, 250-plus-pound body." - Chicago Tribune 1/15/09
I pointed out that you are being inconsistent with your non-cited comments. I had trained my eye to identify Cowley Twitters in the comment boxes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 1:09 PM CST up reply actions
i'll certainly keep that in mind for the future.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
If this is an example of your new customer service training's results
I am not going to be able to cease throwing up.
Bring back the a$$hole!
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
that was thinly veiled derisive sarcasm.
southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.
Don't worry, it wasn't lost on me.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Feb 26, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
Leveling the Playing Field
http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2009/02/leveling_the_pl.php
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
That's great, Bechham's bat, from all accounts, will play awesome as SS, great at 2B, and good at 3B.
Even if he can’t stick at SS he should at least be an above average player at 2B or 3B.
Lets see him swing a bat this year before we call him awesome, great and good.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 1:58 PM CST up reply actions
Let's see you make money for clients or yourself
before you call yourself someone employed in in financial services. You POS.
Spring is a time for optimism!
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Feb 26, 2009 2:12 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
We are not in Spring and The Man has made a nice $$ off me
you limpy POS!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 2:19 PM CST up reply actions
So why is it called Spring Training?
Huh? Answer me THAT.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Because it ends in the Spring
spring starts March 21st, GOOGLE it. Hoodie may disagree, because many of the Brits say it starts March 1st.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 2:31 PM CST up reply actions
It is also because "hope SPRINGS eteranl"
you glass-is-half-empty POS.
;)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
"eternal". Fer Chrissakes, I am in midseason typing form.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
You're too positive to not be medicated up
or maybe you finally got lucky.
If you’re a pessimist like me, you’re never disappointed.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 3:00 PM CST up reply actions
Unless something good happens.
Then you’re screwed.
(No medication – I’m at work. Just for some reason have lost all ability to type properly.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
All mental
maybe you’re a mental midget like Rex?
Could be physical…maybe withdrawals to Viagra?
Or, worse yet, someone could be trying to poison you and you are slowing losing your motor skills?? Quick, someone call Kittle!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 26, 2009 3:08 PM CST up reply actions
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