There is a game today -- Sox @ Snakes
by The Cheat on Feb 27, 2009 2:09 PM CST
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larry's contract says he doesn't have to do gamethreads.
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wiz would have tv/radio/gameday info
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Live box score too.
and now I see why Cheat didn’t post the lineup:
They’ll be lucky to score 1 run today.
OF: Owens, BA, Wise.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
The "Oreo" OF.
High in calories, low in vitamins.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
does it make me racist if the only part i like is the white in CF?
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Feb 27, 2009 2:37 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Nor did this.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
(sorry..get its propers, I mean. Rec to MM.)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2009 3:11 PM CST up reply actions
Remember when the Sox had only one AA? Dye?
Not that long ago. League average is 2 I believe.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
Calories=Speed?
I don't need to look at fancy stats
to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.
by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST
by omnipotent grab on Feb 27, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
This did not get its proper propers.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions
Lineup
Owens, LF; Wise, RF; Konerko, DH; Betemit, SS; Viciedo, 3B; Anderson, CF; Broussard, 1B; Getz, 2B; Stewart, C
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
Danks starting on the mound
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
Garland on the mound for the D-Backs
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
Link to the live box score
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
shit
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
it's still jon garland. in february.
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it's never a bad time for some pride.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
pride would be if he refused to run the bases... it being Garland and all.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
his fastball could be anywhere from 85-90 right now
none of which makes Dayan flinch.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
Garland has really turned into a POS
at a relatively young age. Money killed his mojo.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
is he any different than he's always been?
his FIP, R/9 and ERA in 2008 were all right around his career averages. it’s just that his career average has always floated pretty close to suck. when there isn’t a long way down, it can happen at any time.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
So his 2005 was an outlier?
If you pull that year out, what do the career #’s look like?
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by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
he peaked in 2005 and 2006. look at his k/9 or k/bb.
the walks are coming back up and the strikeouts are going back down.
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KW was 110% correct on the timing of trading him.
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by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
well, more like he salvaged value for him. i don't think his timing was that great.
Cashing checks and having sex.
110% didn't tip you off at all?
Welcome to the jungle – we got fun and games.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
oops. was blinded by that 110% shit. i hate any time someone drops that more than everything crap.
Cashing checks and having sex.
i liked OCab
better than that proposed deal for hirsh, taveras, and was it chris burke? i can’t remember the third piece
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
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that's the only one i remember going public
and you’re probably right
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
I think there would have been a Buchholz (Taylor?) coming our way also but Kenny demanded Pence which ended up killing the deal.
That’s how I remember it anyway.
by The Big Hurt on Feb 27, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
I would have taken that.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Feb 27, 2009 3:32 PM CST up reply actions
Frank?
Is it really you?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 27, 2009 6:07 PM CST up reply actions
No, my penis and Frank just happen to have the same nickname.
by The Big Hurt on Feb 27, 2009 7:48 PM CST up reply actions
Can anyone say "deja vu all over again"?
Just like Che last spring. Cuban comes outta nowhere, makes club, comes in 2nd in ROY voting.
Yeah, I said it.
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by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Seems a little early to be making such pronouncements
and there’s still the matter of his defense.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
we don't need to know things like that now that barack is running the show.
Cashing checks and having sex.
trying to start a fight between me and WU?
hee. that old man is SUCH a reactionary. easy to get his goat.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
Apparently he got 200+ nominations for the 2009 nobel peace prize
I’m a huge supporter of his and even I think that’s ridiculous! It’s like back when wu said Dayan Viciedo would get 2nd in ROY year voting for 2009.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Feb 27, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Never too early.
(I don’t have the same “feeling” I had about him as I had when Che was signed. I still think he goes to AAA, at best, in April. He’s 19, fer Chrissakes.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
I say we see him in a game by August 13th, 2009.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2009 3:15 PM CST up reply actions
From the box score at least, Danks looks to be in mid-season form
In the non-sarcastic sense of “mid-season form”.
Perhaps we differentiate between the two based on the presence of an exclamation mark.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
A girl (GIRL!) doubled off him in fantasy camp last year.
I will never respect his stuff after that. I mean, she pulled a liner into the LF gap.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
That /would/ be interesting
considering the Sox are playing AZ
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but they're also playing the dodgers
it’s almost like they split the squad… hard to keep track.
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Who's in charge here, anyway?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Cheat gave larry power of attorney
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Feb 27, 2009 3:10 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
Now that was a painful rec.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
it's called "delegating".
i write articles and keep track of the baseball and non-“i don’t care about jerry owens but i’ll write a 1000+ word post on why i don’t care” stuff. cheat keeps all the money. i know, i know. this “capitalism” concept is a bit old-fashioned but call me sentimental.
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LOL.
Already chafing. I expect insurrection within 2 weeks. Two.
(And my point was that the “employee” knows more than the boss. How long does THAT usually last? Cheat hiring larry is like Obama hiring Clinton. Big stones.)
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by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Does larry collect a check or get to right it off on his taxes?
With the new Obama legislation, he better hope he gets a check because we all know larry makes $250k+ typically in a good month duping his clients.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 27, 2009 3:28 PM CST up reply actions
They are Rattlers, vinny.
(I’ll pile on.)
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by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
I got confused
LA, Arizona, its all west of the Mississippi to me.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
You are not a pilot or air-traffic controller, are you?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
but not "Where In the World Is Carmen SanDiego" I hope.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
it was a reference to your geography skills...
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
by Chiburb on Feb 27, 2009 3:04 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
BWAH!
I love that game.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2009 3:18 PM CST up reply actions
in what capacity?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 3:56 PM CST up reply actions
engine, ui, web?
cheers! didn’t know there was another coder amongst us.
wait, what the hell did ssh2005 do with the golf games?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 4:04 PM CST up reply actions
mostly engine level stuff
for console games. The last game I worked on was Stranglehold.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
you're a midway guy?
I went to a panel you guys did on stranglehold. it was for of the art/design guys. really cool.
and, I’m a systems programmer.
ahh.. game dev
I wish. Nah, I’m working for a market research company right now. I go wherever the data flows take me.
applications here
jealous of you under-the-hood guys
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 4:18 PM CST up reply actions
While its fun
its not as sexy as it sounds. These days you are mostly just getting different middleware to behave and play nice together, I don’t get to do as much really meaty stuff as you’d think, and when you do you’re often constrained by the architecture of the middleware/engine you are using. But I’m not complaining.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
i've always said nothing sounds sexier than game programmer.
it gets all the chicks wet.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Feb 27, 2009 4:27 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
game programmer?
I’m fairly certain ‘sexist title’ is ‘Dungeon Master’. lets keep our facts straight.
and: I mostly deal with broken/incompatible systems. perl is the duct tape of my world.
perl? gah
i take back my jealousy comment
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 4:38 PM CST up reply actions
I'm more partial to python
But I bear no ill will toward perl – more just a familiarity thing with me.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
that's why I'm more partial to Perl
I inherited a bunch of it. you can use any of ’em. Perl, Ruby, Python, TCL… easy, fast, most of them have some kind of oo representation that is useable.
rec'd, you POS
Shouldn’t you be crashing the world economy right now?
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
actually, i've found that all stocks have an unbelievable support level at 0.
and that stocks never go lower than that.
Cashing checks and having sex.
all they do is hit homers
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
We all know that doesn't work,
where are the base hits and the bunts?
BA turns everyone into HOF's in AZ.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Rauch has been pretty good the last couple years, right?
But that is the NL.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
http://www.baseball-reference.com/r/rauchjo01.shtml
he shat the bed in arizona, but pitched well in dc
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
Got a nice 2-year contract last year, IIRC.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Any twitter on Hot Fire's homerun?
Wondering if it was a bomb.
my president is white.
I'm out of the loop
Hot fire = Viciedo ?
by Grinder in Training on Feb 27, 2009 3:48 PM CST up reply actions
Chappelle show
Dylan, he spits hot fire. Dylan – Dayan.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Feb 27, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions
boy, now that's a compliment.
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hi-yo?
or is that a “zing”?
someone fanpost on this asap
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
i would consider fanposting that if i wasn't concerned about waking up an editor one day.
and then we’ll know this site is done for.
Cashing checks and having sex.
That would be "or is it a ba-zing," actually.
And this would probably be a “hi-yo,” to answer your question.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2009 3:21 PM CST up reply actions
Poreda beteen 91 and 92 on the gun so far.about 3 hours ago from txt
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
reply button fail.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Feb 27, 2009 3:06 PM CST up reply actions
this is what's happening on the floor these days. good times.
http://failblog.org/2009/02/24/stock-broker-fail/
Cashing checks and having sex.
That's all you can do when Citi closes at $1.41/share.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Feb 27, 2009 3:34 PM CST up reply actions
Now that we collectively own 36% of citi
I say we raffle off rides on the two remaining corporate jets.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
ugh.... i forgot to turn off my contingent trade thing
i bought in on citi @ $1.50 because i thought at the time “shit, there’s no way it will hit this, why the fuck not set it up…”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 4:07 PM CST up reply actions
+1, MM
that’s likely the funniest thing I’ll see all week (unless Waltz with Bashir turns out to be a comedy).
this one got me pretty good, too.
http://failblog.org/2009/02/19/stats-fail/
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Feb 27, 2009 3:49 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
Stewart, 2-3, HR, 2 RBI
Our backups are Awesome!
my president is white.
There's an RBI double from our superstar Beckham.
my president is white.
What's the link for Gameday?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Kind of nice logging on to check the box.....
We are up 10-1…..Viciedo goes yard, Konerko does too, solid pitching…….and best of all……JO goes 0-5!!!!!!!!!!! NICE!
He tries to slam a revolving door.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Feb 27, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions 2 recs
ROFL!!!
How do you assholes not rec this? there you go tsk d;P
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 27, 2009 6:12 PM CST up reply actions
huh?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2009 6:35 PM CST up reply actions
I'd leave to see the Dodgers love Manny at the altar too.
I think.
by ReservoirDog on Feb 27, 2009 4:53 PM CST up reply actions
no, it's "i'd love to see the Dodgers love Manny at the altar"
sounds disgusting but stan’s a dirty, dirty fuck.
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god help us all. no wonder this economy is in shambles.
http://failblog.org/2009/02/04/verizon-math-fail/
Cashing checks and having sex.
where can I find stats on Lillibridge?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Feb 27, 2009 6:13 PM CST reply actions
fangraphs, of course
http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=3501&position=SShttp://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=3501&position=SS
Jerry Owens spent entire off season working on pulling the ball.
Huge success!
His 3 ground outs have been to the 1st baseman, ZERO to the 2nd baseman.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
by ballyb on Feb 27, 2009 7:55 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
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