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Since The Cheat is lying in a pool of his own butt blood slowed by disease and drugs, I will deign to creating a gamethread.
Owens, CF; Ramirez, SS; Quentin, LF; Dye, RF; PK, DH; Betimet, 1B; Viciedo, 3B; Miller, C; Lillibridge, 2B. Buehrle pitching.
almost 3 years ago
larry
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need to get these up a little earlier cheat. natives are restless.
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are larry’s allergic?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
so how WAS your hemorrhoidectomy?
Bet you’re a perfect asshole now!
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
His former girlfriend used to dress in silk pajamas and call him Master
Did WU ever tell you that story?
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
does this story involve gary?
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
the pbp guy (trey bender) sounds ok
better than hawk at least
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
gunned down!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
This Al-Ah-Say Ramirez thing is annoying. I hope Hawk doesn't try and pull that on us.
my president is white.
I just hope he pronounces Dayan - Die-ahn
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 11, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome injuried, broken hamfist.
my president is white.
Just wanted to pepper in the word Hamfist.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 11, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
balky back.
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It's 1 word, no spaces
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 11, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions
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?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 11, 2009 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions
CheatWouldaPostedTheLineup
just like CredeWouldaHadIt
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 11, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you're being pretty annoying.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
you mean like how the lineup is posted?
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:D
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 11, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a real nice cutter on the hands.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 11, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Bill, you're not going to make the Linebrink deal
sound good.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
owens should really consider getting on the juice.
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ozzie must have read my email
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
Nessie picking up the pieces....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 11, 2009 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Anyone else lose the connection?
my president is white.
lol
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i predict high reward
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
what a dick.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
Colin,
Is his D as shitty as it looked when he was at 3rd the other day?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
lol
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2009 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I sa GO 4 -3.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Very,......, very,.........
small
ball.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
he has it.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
Gamel looks like a hitter
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
flagged
risk/reward reference already used.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2009 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions
as he walked away from the plate
i hopefully imagined that he could feel his roster spot slipping away.
brian anderson would've caught that...
after he struck out
i thought the image of him standing there with his head hung down accurately summed up his career thus far AND what it will amount to be.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
jeez, bad send by the netherlands 3rd base coach
sending randall simon has never been a good idea. out by a mile.
brian anderson would've caught that...
introducing your staring 2B....
Gordon Beckham. Sorry haters, he’s “rushing” himself all the way to the big team.
How was the double? My feed is not working
Did he hit the gap? Down the line? Hit the wall?
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 11, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions
More importantly.
was Owens’ hit a bunt?
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
yeah. nothing like raking against guys who spent most of their time in AA or something last year.
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How is being skeptical of the wisdom of starting him in the majors this year...
…being a “hater” ?
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
your argument is either black or white. no gray.
my argument is white.
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my arguments are usually in high def
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2009 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions
because when you disagree with someone, you must hate them
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
u still made about earlier?
get over it. I am better than you.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2009 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions
can you at least keep your petty shit out of the gamethreads?
as of late, the majority of your posts haven’t had shit to do with baseball. and while yes, out of all the SBN sites, we tend to stray the furthest from just baseball conversation, your posts have devolved into little more than personal attacks. it isn’t even so much the fact that it’s me you have this massive hard-on for, i’d be saying this if you chose to use the lion’s share of your daily posts to attack anyone. start actually bringing something worth talking about to the site, or shut up. it’s that simple.
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
No I will tell you whats simple.
You reply to every single one of my posts. I have asked you on numerous occasions to quit harassing me. You simply do not listen. Who are you? What do you want from me? I try to have baseball conversation until you shit all over every single one of my posts. Those are the facts, swallow them, and please ignore me forever.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 11, 2009 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Let's make up, boys, and work through this,
or the Cloakmeister will have to shut it down. Unless you can give someone a jab in a humorous way (with little malice intended) take it outside, knowwhatImean? The last word has to come from someone else in this.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 12, 2009 7:20 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
+1
Both of you (UGod and SoB) just ignore each other. Please!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2009 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
10-4
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2009 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions
WU - beef squasher

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 12, 2009 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I just threw up.
Commie! “Venezuelan elections are fair! I certify this!”
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
rec'd
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2009 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions
?
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So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 13, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
Because you're a pussy
Beckham is God, and you’re a hatin douche.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 11, 2009 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
fine..
sorry i hurt everyone’s feelings with “hater”. i would just like a shred of evidence that says Beckham’s career is somehow set back by staring with the big team (most likely at 2B). the arguement that it would be bad for the team is not strong simply because Beckham can likely exceed the value of anyone else trying to get the leadoff spot (which in my opinion was the biggest hole in out offense last year).
try reading, like, any prospect book, especially ones with a bent towards fantasy.
prospects who did not spend time at AAA (let alone AA or A+ in this case) are always good bets to struggle at the majors because they were never fully tested at the lower levels and didn’t have to learn how to adjust to the level of competition (or, perhaps allow for the competition to adjust to them and then respond to that). again, even if you don’t buy that, there is little incentive to start his arbitration clock right away.
and, since you’ve made this error twice now, there’s a ‘t’ in starting.
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and no "e" in argument
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
i'm not going to nitpick everything.
he’s done “staring” twice on this thread and on others, iirc. at first i couldn’t figure out what the hell he was talking about.
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to clarify, the issue with a hitter is not so much the lack of AAA experience but the lack of any experience above low A.
i have little issue with a hitter jumping from AA to the majors, which is something that i think there is strong possiblity of occuring with beckham. also, beckham is not a good 2B right now. he can’t turn a DP worth shit. maybe he can get that straightened out in the next three weeks or so. but i doubt it. it’s not like the move to 2B is rocket science but i’d rather the guy gets his reps in down in the minors on this (and fucks up there) for a couple months instead of fucking up in the majors. if he can’t turn a DP adequately, the sox are going to be giving back a good bit of whatever help he may provide on offense over the current options.
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fair enough..
but i can’t wait to star the clock. “star” is ozzie speak for the word “start” btw. i’ll conclude by saying that if in fact the coaching staff decides to play him right away, i would take their decision with a lot more weight than the advice of prospect books and the scouting reports of a bunch of amateurs like myself (i wouldn’t dream of calling larry an amateur of any discipline).
because the white sox have done such an excellent job of bringing along position player propsects, right?
given their record, not sure why anyone would grant them deference. danny? danny richar? where are you?
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you got a laugh which is what i suspect you were going for,
if not, then i can only point out that comparing those two players is like comparing apples to staplers.
FTW
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 12, 2009 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions
also accepting:
things you’d find on a teacher’s desk
and
things i turned into a bong in high school
Cashing checks and having sex.
a stapler?
Well that is just impossible.
“I’ll stick a hole in an apple, I been to the county, the fuck is u talkin boooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuut? U just give me a good bud i’ll put between my mouth and gum and have some weed snuff I don’t give a fuck, i’ll spit it.” -Katt Williams
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 12, 2009 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions
pfft... shows what kind of macgyver smoker you are
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 12, 2009 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions
The most awkward smoking moment for me is when
i heated up 2 butter knives over a stove to get high off of hash. We cut a 2 liter bottle in half, took a funnel and secured it with bubble gum. We thought the bottle itself would work but there was too much air being let through. The funnel worked perfectly, I was high for hours.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 13, 2009 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
oh so you press down on the hash with 1 butter knife
, hold it under the funnel and squeeze the shit with the other butter knife and like magic, a huge cloud of smoke will ensue.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 13, 2009 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
wow. that's a lot of effort for hash
did nobody have a cigarette and rolling papers handy or something?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 13, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions
when you roll hash up you waste it.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 15, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions
how so?
it’s about minor league player evaluation. the white sox have shown little ability to do it well. if they get caught up in the same thing the beat writers – and lots of people on this board – have been of mistaking tools (no matter how nice) for ability at the major league level, it doesn’t matter if it’s named richar or beckham. again, let me know when beckham hits against a major league pitcher.
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certainly would be far more useful than your "he hit the ball against a guy who spent last season in AA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" posts.
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and yet the most sane thing is for him to go down to AA and feast on the
very same pitchers he’s hitting off of now. my god elaine, that’s brilliant!!!
yeah. for longer than a week and a half. and let the other teams scout him and try to pitch to his weaknesses and see how he reacts to that.
i know. crazy.
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Whatever happened to "crazy"?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
You are a funny guy
yes, in all of his 19 feasting ABs
We can build on this!!!!!
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 12, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I realize this was
sort of implied by larry’s post, but it is FAR from likely that Beckham would ’exceed the value of anyone else . . . ’
My feed just came back
And the game is over. Awesome.
my president is white.
Speaking of sore butts
http://deadspin.com/5168435/erik-bedard-listed-as-out-sore-butt
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