SSS Outing 2009: Section's reserved, next steps outlined here...
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:12 PM CDT
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Everyone’s favorite topic next to a certain auburn-haired prospect/future HOF’er…
I wanted to create yet another new fanpost for the SSS Outing 2009 because the last one is not only losing its front page glory today, but it was also lardtastic; which made real information pretty difficult to find in there. Kinda like a Cheeto that….okay, I’ll spare you guys that visual again.
I have a list of exactly 22 people now.
You 22 folks have had 2 weeks to change your minds, and are now practically married to this event.
I spoke with a nice fellow at ticket sales today and reserved our 22 seats in a section in RF, which was the poll-winning section from the last thread.
What that means, is the 22 people on the following list need to put their moneys where their mouths is. We need $200 deposit by Friday (which WU or larry have agreed to front in case I can’t collect that much by Friday…) and then the rest of the $636 by mid-April.
For all the non-mathematical minds, that breaks down to $38/person.*******Actual amount is $39.50 - see addendum below*****
I am hoping that everyone who has agreed to this event can get me that money by the end of this month, which is exactly 2 weeks from now. 'Twould also be nice if at least 6 of us could send it by Friday, so WU or larry don't have to spot it.
That said, I set up a paypal account with my email address subterraneanhsa@gmail.com.
For those of you unfamiliar with paypal…hey, me too! I’ve never used it before!
It seems pretty self-explanatory and as far as I can tell, all you’ll need is my email address and a paypal account of your own (someone correct me if you can send money to my paypal without having your own paypal account).
So here is the final roster…if you are canceling, I need to know immediately. If you want to be added, I need to know immediately (new additions - I cannot guarantee that I’ll be able to get you a ticket in our chunk of seats, but probably at least in the same section).
Friday, May 22nd vs Pirates, 7 PM
x1. HSA
2. Illini0509
x3. thecip
4. larry
x5. Ozzie Montana Trooper
x6. Hazymania
x7. MarketMaker
x8. El Diablo
x9. e-Gus
x10. Mrs. e-Gus
x11. HappyHuman
x12. BustedFlush
13. colintj
x14. winningugly
x15. The Actual El Guapo
16. U-God
x17. rangerjae
x18. LT_sox_fan
x19. 815Sox
x20. Christopher Michaels (as Cowley)
x21. T-dogg
22. CWSKeith
"x" indicates PAIDfer.
I’m still waiting on emails from most of you…
All I need is an email identifying yourself. I will use your addresses to send out a general email with an overview of details and a reminder (for colin) when the date is getting closer.
We’ll also have to arrange meeting outside the park before the game because all 22 tickets are getting mailed directly to the Evergreen State. If you are a special case and know you have to arrive late, for example, I could probably mail out some tickets directly to people in advance, if needed. Email me if you are special (clap your hands if you know it). :-)
If you want to submit your paypal payment and THEN email me to let me know it’s in there, I’d appreciate that too. I am (obviously) keeping a list of people and will be checking you off once you’ve paid. And since I don’t know many of your real names, I won’t be able to tell who has paid unless you email me to identify yourself.
I will not use your email address for spam, nor share it with my corporate sponsors or business partners.
Organizing an outing like this is no small task, but we are mere inches from solidifying all the significant details, and your cooperation is moving this along quite nicely, so thank you to everyone.
If you need to refer to the last thread for any reason (it’s a good bathroom read, for instance), here is a link to it.
***Addendum: I had to upgrade my paypal account in order to receive more than $500 per month, but now they're charging me to have this "premiere" status (gee thanks). I got a $38 payment that translated to $36.60 to my account. So, please submit your payment for $39.50 instead of the $38 ticket price. Thank you!!!! *******
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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they autofill once you start writing and you still can't get your own tag correct?
scandalous.
by larry on Mar 18, 2009 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I type too quickly for auto-fill.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fixed.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I better see "noodle arms" on there if you do!
:D
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, no port slut?
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 18, 2009 1:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Easily done.
I’m official. Now I have to tell the wife.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 1:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just edited this slightly to include T-dogg, which brings the total to 21 people. I called the ticket dude to let him know and wound up just putting one more on hold for the group. So we have 22 tickets (the max available for the section) and need $83
We can remove a ticket more easily than adding, so I thought it was safe to assume one more….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Pot Pie Bitch will be there?
Can I rescind? There will be blood…
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucksticks.
I had to upgrade my paypal account to be able to receive more than $500 monthly, so now every $38 translates to $36.60 into the account.
What are the chances of everyone adding $1.50 to the payment, making the total $39.50?
I figured it out and if I have to cover $1.40 on everyone’s payment, it’ll cost me over $53 in the end…yikes!
Since our “fees and taxes” are not added to the ticket price like they’d otherwise be, I hope this isn’t too big of a problem…
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That buck fitty just broke me
Sorry, I’m out…
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 18, 2009 1:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured I'd lose about half the participants with that request. Damn!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're in luck
I found $3.42 in a pocket. We’re all clear.
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 18, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Addendum added to the post above. Sorry for the confusion!
(WU – no need to send me a buck-fifty….consider it covered for the Che t-shirt) ;-)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 1:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I smell a Ponzi scheme.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah....don't forget to email me your SSN! :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I sent $40.37 before I even read this comment
Twitter: @SouthSideCheat
The Cheat on Facebook
by The Cheat on Mar 18, 2009 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are not the boss for nothin'....thanks!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. prices really are dropping. $2.37 is all it takes for a quickie behind the dippin dots stand?
by larry on Mar 18, 2009 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish. I can't even get a bowl of Dippin Dots for $2.37.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheat/Nostradamus again with the "I already thought of that" feedback.
Wait until you have a kid. Just wait. This will all come back to you.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if cheat is going
i’m going. Cheat will buy my ticket since I am unemployed. Thanks buddy!
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 5, 2009 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait a minute..
were you ‘occupied’ when you figured out that 20 × 1.40 = $53?
good thing I rounded up
by Trooper on Mar 18, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I'm not sure what happened there....I blame my calculator and my fat sausage fingers.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sausage fingers...
Mmmmmmmmmmmm…
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why cant people do any semblance of math without a calculator?
why?
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Mar 21, 2009 9:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do you mean 'why would people do any semblance of math without a calculator?'
and for the record, hsa is a girl. and we all know girls can’t do math.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 21, 2009 9:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's science
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 21, 2009 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is probably true to an extent....
I got my degree from an art school. I tested out of math – they thought I was a math “genius” (which I found plenty comical) so I ended up taking one single course in college and it was a word problem solving course.
Thanks, liberal arts school!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 21, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually yes, I can do this very simple math in my head... I already had the machine out for calculating the total of everything because I was posting something official and wanted it to be accurate. I was at work and had a calculator readily available.
Obviously something was not cleared from the calculator. Twas ironic and served me right for not just doing it in my head, which was plenty accurate.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 21, 2009 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is the number of tickets still (easily) changeable?
/procrastinator
by Trooper on Mar 18, 2009 2:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DB.
BTW, does the “outing” in the title mean someone is going to be declared gay?
I may start a poll on the most likely to be a closet queen/king.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I booked 22 total, so there is technically one still available.
Would you like to claim it?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that two available (now that OM is a puss). You got one, Trooper...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you better be wearing your american flag polo.
by larry on Mar 18, 2009 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll have to decide between the pink one and the yellow one
by Trooper on Mar 18, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better layer and pop both collars. Then we'll know whose ass to kick first.
Also, got your payment, thanks!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Biggest letdown of the year
My parents are intent on throwing me a graduation party on May 22nd, per a phone call last night. Apologies, the outing will be lacking its hip minority dude.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 18, 2009 3:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bring 'em.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who throws a grad party on a friday?
those things have “saturday afternoon” written all over them. crazy desis…
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 18, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha....you have not seen the Indian graduation party
We don’t just invite everyone at noon, eat hot dogs and get blasted.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 18, 2009 3:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true. parties are for bhang lassi and dye. my mistake
(happy holi, btw)
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 18, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
weak. sooooo weak.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even think they were going to throw me one, since undergrad is so worthless
But, they love me, or some shit.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 18, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"undergrad is so worthless"
oh man…
Maybe your parents should get my paypal address and just buy this event for us.
Tell them that’s how you’d prefer to celebrate.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My daughter was in a Kumon (tutoring) class last year at age 5.
An Indian set of parents was torturing their kid, a 5nd grader, because she didn’t want to continue her schoolwork (reading/math at a 10th grade level). The teacher/owner (my best buddy’s wife) told us afterward that the parents constantly berated this poor girl. “Stop being lazy! We are going to leave you here!”
OM, I feel you, dude.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh, older generations doesn't understand how lazy people are in this country
My parents were never crazy strict with school, I just assumed I had to study a lot. Once high school rolled around I became a lazy shitbag like everyone else.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 18, 2009 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Older generations know EXACTLY how lazy people are in this country
because “older” people WORKED. And valued higher education. I was the first college graduate in my family, and it was because my parents drilled it into me from the time I was born. (I still am the only college graduate.)
But, shit, age 10 and your parents are publicly berating you? A bit much.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, and I bet your parents didn't throw you some fancy gala to commemorate your achievements which OM here has called "so worthless."
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot "AND WE LIKED IT!"
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 18, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of my good friends is a first generation Indian
His parents tried to make him learn geometry in the 4th grade. They kinda figured it out later though.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
by 815Sox on Mar 31, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My identity has been revealed and required funds have been wired.
I paid $40. You know, because of the stimulus and stuff.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 18, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammmmn -- probably should've read the big thread. If all of you assholes are gonna be there I think I may have to snag some 100 level seats and stop by to visit.
by CWSKeith on Mar 18, 2009 4:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Since OM backed out and I added a ticket on a whim, we got one open seat, Keith. I'll happily put your name on it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 4:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'll work. Two weeks to set up the Paypal account and get you the $$$, yes?
by CWSKeith on Mar 18, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, please. Email me too please.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
added - #22
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do we need to pay extra money to get the name of our group put on the scoreboard...?
Plus i’ve got an extra 50 for larry to throw out the first pitch.
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 18, 2009 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the scoreboard is included in the deal...I'll get all the details like that when I put down the deposit on Friday.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you see larry's arms,
you’ll realize he’s lucky to have strength to type. We want someone to knock AJ on his ass. I think Gus fits the bill.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure he'd be knocking MB on his ass....which I would also not mind doing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ElDiablo is a beefier guy than me
he could probably bring the heat.
by e-gus on Mar 19, 2009 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beefy...? I always considered myself slender....
I think i can clock out at 65 on the speed pitch…. and that includes throwing my arm out…
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 19, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe im just remembering you bigger
ever since i got a beer delivery from a few sections over you guys have been my heroes.
by e-gus on Mar 19, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the speed pitch is stuck at 65
no matter how hard you throw.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 5, 2009 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can't afford to pay for my ticket, but i still want one. and it's not fair if you guys go and i can't just because i can't afford to buy a ticket.
/america
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 18, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Trooper is right....
But I am hoping this is not your passive-aggressive way of saying you aren’t coming anymore.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 8:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't really do passive-aggressive. i'm more of the "fuck off" type.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 19, 2009 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you said just that to your bank stocks yet?
I went short at 3:50 yesterday. Boy, are we in trouble. I agree with this assessment:
http://www.minyanville.com/articles/index/a/21726
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 19, 2009 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep. not short, but out of my longs now.
i’m kinda guessing we tack to 7500 on the dow for the quad witching tomorrow.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 20, 2009 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if that is your approach, not only do I much appreciate it, but I'd love to hear it if you aren't planning on attending after all. That will open up another ticket for someone else, so less ambiguity, more "fuck off" or paypal deposits, plzkthxbai!
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about letting me get home from my vacation before i start doing chores, okay hon?
/fuckin’ women
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 20, 2009 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you note the "practically married" piece above?
Always want to get their claws into you, man…
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2009 8:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for the week of May 18th for your fucking money, honey.
So looks like you’ll have to make this decision (or at least pay me to hold your ticket for you) prior to your vacation.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was speaking of the vacation that i just got home from today.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 21, 2009 5:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. I can't keep all your vacations straight, obviously.
What what what’s it gonna be?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 21, 2009 8:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
check your email.
i’m in, at least financially. still not sure how i’m gonna be feeling 2 days after spending a whole day on a plane. if it comes down to it, maybe one of the sss’ers will fill in for me if i have to bail.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 21, 2009 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good man.
Take some melatonin when you get back…
Hope you can make it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 21, 2009 8:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounding gay here, MM.
Not that there’s anything wrng with that. But you’re full-on WOP, fer Chrissakes. Man up, already. Predicting failure potential is weak, soldier.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 21, 2009 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
protecting myself, wu. gotta have an escape plan if this outing starts sounding weird.
$40 is one thing, but 3 hours of my time? that’s serious.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry hasn't paid?
Boy, am I shocked.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 18, 2009 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HSA
You’ll have my dough sometime this weekend after I land in the misery that is the middle-west.
Today was a quintessential San Diego day. 72 and sunny.
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 18, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will be paid up in 3-5 days.
I have some stuff selling on ebay… when the money is put in my account, yours will be there shortly after.
Are we meeting b4 the game?
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 18, 2009 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, at my graduation party
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 18, 2009 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, I thought it would be better if we all came there drunk as skunks after the game. Is the venue nearby?
Introduce the parents to some caucasians….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 18, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
highy uneducated caucasians at that!
Ozzie is only backing out because he is white by the way.
He lives next door to hoodlight in Peoria.
by e-gus on Mar 19, 2009 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know! Imagine the horror.... :)
Got your payments, thanks Gus.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 2:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finkle is Einhorn
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 19, 2009 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
$200 deposit is DOWN. Dude called me today to escalate the day of deposit; thanks to a few of you, we had enough in my paypal to cover it already. Rawk!!
Asked about the first pitch and he said they already have the first pitches booked – they usually take care of that in January, he says (at least for the beginning of the season).
Scoreboard message is included in our price. It’s up to us what to write on the scoreboard, so I am open to suggestions.
I did not ask, but I imagine “FUCCCCKKKKK YOUUUUU PUUUUNNNTOOOO” is not an option (too many characters, naturally).
So let’s brainstorm what we want our message to be…..
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 2:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we are going to be in the last 2 rows in rf
will we even be able to see the scoreboard?
by e-gus on Mar 19, 2009 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, Cheat and larry (who has met Rick Hahn)
have pull. I say left-field corner.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 19, 2009 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last two rows in RF? Where do you get this stuff? :) I will reveal our seating section and rows through email once I've got everyone's address, but suffice to say we are NOT in the last 2 rows of anything.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if not, its too close!
WHAT IF JIM MASHES A TATER INTO OUR SEATS AND BREAKS SOMEONES HEAD?
by Trooper on Mar 19, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is a very real concern we should all have, Trooper, I'm glad you brought it up.
I would suggest coming prepared with a helmet.
Though if you had to pick a way to go……a mashed tater to the head sure tops a car accident or cancer or being stabbed by OJ Simpson.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhhh yyyyyeeeeaaahhhhh....probably too soon.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm somewhat disgusted that my mind went to the exact same place.
I, however, still seem to maintain a shred of discretion/decency.
A shred….
but it’s there alright.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're a woman. you're supposed to be dainty like that.
by larry on Mar 19, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm also Chiburb's daughter, so you kinda have to factor that in somehow....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the more important question is why larry was ready with that pic...
I found out last night only because my house was full of women and I wasn’t able to get the fork in deep enough to pull my eardrums out.
by Trooper on Mar 19, 2009 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gordon Beckham's Fan Club SSS
Scoreboard…
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 19, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.southsidesox.com - Its like Hawk and Harold had a baby
scoreboard,,,
team USA roster liabilities: 3. John Grabow, 2. LaTroy Hawkins, 1. Derek Jeter
by e-gus on Mar 23, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty funny.....
I think Cheat is going to have the ultimate say here, but dangit, this should definitely contend….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 12:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WSI MEETUP 2009!!
typical south side sox meathead.
by thecip on Mar 20, 2009 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
money in from my big boy email addess.
typical south side sox meathead.
by thecip on Mar 20, 2009 9:08 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What a "big boy email addess"?
Sounds kinky. And illegal.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2009 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 9:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is interesting in this exercise
is finding out how many e-mail addresses folks have made up for themselves. So much intrigue…so many stories to keep straight.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2009 9:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So many real names I'm seeing....it's a lofty responsibility to possess this knowledge....
(one which I will not abuse, of course…everyone’s identities are safe with me…lips/fingers sealed).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 9:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All will be revealed in 2 months.
Can you hold out that long?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I doubt we'll be exchanging last names at the park....
But I can hold out forever. I’m not interested in broadcasting others’ information.
How long have I known you were a Pancrazio and not said anything about it?
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
larry is the 5th cylon!
and he has a plan.
(/nerd)
typical south side sox meathead.
by thecip on Mar 20, 2009 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my other email is
typical south side sox meathead.
by thecip on Mar 20, 2009 11:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rofl
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 5, 2009 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like I won't be at the game super early after all. Probably arriving around 6:30 or possibly later due to commitment.
Here’s the deal – since the tickets are getting sent to me, if you want to arrive earlier to watch batting practice or get comfy, walk the concourse, etc….
email me and I’ll mail your ticket to you directly.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 21, 2009 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will probably have you do that
Just in case I get held up at work for a minute or two and am late
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
by 815Sox on Mar 22, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pls. mail mine.
My arrival time, etc. makes it tougher to depend upon your plans – plus, planes have been known to be late, on occasion.
Thanks. If you don’t have my address I’ll send it to you.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've sent all my information through paypal,
and i also sent a follow up email through yahoo. The extra $0.50 should cover stamp and letter.
And I owe you a frosty brew at the game for being the organizer.
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 23, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CORRECTION that should read: cover stamp and envelope.
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 23, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Booyah. I am owed nothing, but I will of course accept a frosty brew....thank you.
Got email and payment.
You’re set!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just sent the money HSA
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
by 815Sox on Mar 22, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ideas for the scoreboard....assume "www.southsidesox.com" starts the blurb....reply to this comment with what you think should follow.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
from e-gus:
It’s like Hawk and Harold had a baby
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of the 3 my vote is here....
But i think we can brainstorm a little more…
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 23, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
from ED:
Gordon Beckham’s Fan Club
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Requiring 1 million hits before sacrificing our anonymity.
Or how about this;
Pointy heads, small arms.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 23, 2009 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, wait, I am brainstorming:
Pointy heads, pipecleaner arms, and big hairy balls.
Or lastly:
EFF PUNTO AND ALL WHO PRAISE HIM!
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 23, 2009 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the pointy head one. haha....don't think the BHB will get past the censors.
I wonder if we could just say “Pointy heads, pipecleaner arms, and BHB”….
That way, the kiddies aren’t asking mom and dad what “big hairy balls” means.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was with tongue in cheek.
I like the “BHB” fix as an inside joke. We can all giggle like schoolchildren. Or like Furbs. (Same thing.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 23, 2009 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, finally:
Pissing off conventional wisdom, one thread at a time.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 23, 2009 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.southsidesox.com
“Where pussy tastes like honey.”
“The promised land for meatheds”
“Armchair GMs for the 21st century”
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 23, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the last one
"He shows up every day to play, he plays hard every day, and he shows up to beat your butt."
by HappyHuman on Mar 23, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
#3 - excellent.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 23, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
#3 is a winner
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 23, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Liz, will you marry me?"
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.southsidesox.com
out of the basement and in the right field stands.
team USA roster liabilities: 3. John Grabow, 2. LaTroy Hawkins, 1. Derek Jeter
by e-gus on Mar 23, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
very nice.....
Do we need to get a clarification from the white sox as to how many characters we can use… Or will the Jumbotron adjust to our Shout out?
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 23, 2009 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure yet on a character limit, but I assume so. A one-liner should do it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.southsidesox.com
sometimes forgetting the reply button
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
by whitesoxmatt on Mar 23, 2009 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight, out of the basement and in your face!
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 24, 2009 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
www.southsidesox.com
Stay grindy my friends.
by BustedFlush on Mar 23, 2009 10:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Something to perhaps look forward to 5/22 that helps our ability to heckle the Buccos:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/baseball/mlb/03/24/bayb.snatched.ap/index.html
This story looks very intriguing. Look at the age difference in the spouses. I pray that Tabata is on the roster that day.
Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT
by winningugly on Mar 25, 2009 11:49 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Get.The.Fuck.Out. That is horrendous.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 25, 2009 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But absolutely delicious material.
Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT
by winningugly on Mar 25, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is, it is. I wouldn't even know where to start with the heckling....
“Hey Tabata! Stolen any babies lately?!”
“Hey Tabata! My grandma’s newly single…you interested??”
“Hey Tabata! You throw like a 43 year-old baby klepto!”
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 25, 2009 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any of those three
should go on the scoreboard
by e-gus on Mar 26, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Amalia Tabata Pereira, 43,... is the wife of Jose Tabata, 20..."
dude, you don’t marry the MILF….
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 25, 2009 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously....Especially when you're 20 and an MLB prospect who should pretty much be able to find decent 'tang like hay in a haystack.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 25, 2009 12:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never promise crazy a baby
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
by colintj on Mar 26, 2009 12:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 26, 2009 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so just a heads up HSA
i’m prolly gonna be one of the last people to pay
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
by U-God on Mar 25, 2009 2:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They don't have blood banks in Urbana?
Get creative, fer Chrissakes.
Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT
by winningugly on Mar 25, 2009 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is a place about 5 blocks away that i could sell plasma at
i’m the front for my softball team’s shirts, so i have to wait for that to go through, then i can pay
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
by U-God on Mar 25, 2009 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You already are... :)
But thanks for the notification. Do you think it will happen by April 3rd?
I want to get this all to the ticket guy as soon as possible so I can get the tickets sent out to those of you who want them….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 25, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should be doable
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
by U-God on Mar 25, 2009 5:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pd
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 25, 2009 4:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey can I get you on 4/1/09?
I am in if you say yes
I hope I die on the field, I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it."-Ozzie Guillen
by rangerjae on Mar 26, 2009 7:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yessir!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 26, 2009 8:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Update: 4 days before this fanpost is off the front page....
Still waiting on money from:
Illini0509
colin
U-God
rangerjae
CWSKeith
larry (who I believe will be waiting to see if anyone doesn’t pay in case he has to cover it…thank you, larry!)
I am probably not going to make another fanpost on this subject (unless absolutely necessary). I’d rather take this discussion into email. I think I have everyone’s email aside from Illini and rangerjae.
So please, you two, email me: subterraneanhsa@gmail.com even if just to tell me the status of your payment and get on the mailing list for the rest of the details.
Hopefully the rest will have paid by this Friday (April 3rd). I’d like to pay the nice gentleman in full the second week of April so I can get the tickets mailed to me and then mail them out to those who have requested such a service.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 29, 2009 11:56 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HSA, the ball is rolling on my Paypal account. I have to wait a few days before I can put some $$$ on there but hopefully by Wednesday I can get you your money.
by CWSKeith on Mar 29, 2009 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No problemo....I wasn't too worried since you had already emailed me about it, but thanks!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 30, 2009 8:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Illini0509
he had someone else draft his fantasy team, so this guy clearly cant be trusted.
by e-gus on Mar 30, 2009 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the warning, gus. I wonder how we should proceed with his ticket...
I got the invoice in the mail yesterday and they want the rest of the money within 10 days, so should we give rangerjae and Illini until Friday to claim their seats before we hand them over to other takers?
Anybody want to get on the reserve list? (I doubt anybody who isn’t signed up already is still coming into this thread….I may pose this question in an active thread).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 31, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me know if you need a float.
I would carry an extra couple of tickets for the helluvit.
If hate were people, I'd be China.
by winningugly on Mar 31, 2009 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, WU.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 31, 2009 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Think they have been given pleny.
Friday is more than enough time. Move forward…
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Mar 31, 2009 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, rangerjae asked if he could get it to me on 4/1....so hopefully he's still planning for that. I don't know about Illini, don't recall him saying anything since his initial agreement to attend.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 31, 2009 11:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll pick up one of the tickets if everyone somebody falls through hsa
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Mar 31, 2009 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet, we are just missing each other on facebook.... :) It's all yours, furbinator.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 31, 2009 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
facebook and sss tag....hahaha
i am in class right now….hence all the logging on and off lol
takes some real stones for the one certifiable cocksucker on here to jump into this convo.-mm
by furby2056 on Mar 31, 2009 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i will have the money by friday
tomorrow is pay day
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
by U-God on Mar 31, 2009 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cash or pies?
I know how you country vets get paid usually. Pastry, butter, or nookie.
If hate were people, I'd be China.
by winningugly on Mar 31, 2009 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i talked with him on windy city gridiron a couple of days ago
and he said that he hasn’t been on here in a while. he probably forgot about this.
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/2/819786/cactus-league-finale-white-sox-vs#13641879
by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 5, 2009 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm done, you should have it now!
Thanks for your patience
I hope I die on the field, I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it."-Ozzie Guillen
by rangerjae on Apr 2, 2009 6:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oui, tres bien. Merci!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 2, 2009 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would anybody else care to get involved in a little pre-game tailgating?
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Apr 1, 2009 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
If hate were people, I'd be China.
by winningugly on Apr 1, 2009 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFU, you senile ass-clown.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 1, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am down.... with the sickness...
Should we all bring a dish to pass…….
If so… my dish will be booze…
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
by ElDiablo on Apr 1, 2009 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it that was my idea
I hope I die on the field, I hope when I walk to change the pitcher, I drop dead and that's it."-Ozzie Guillen
by rangerjae on Apr 2, 2009 6:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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