White Sox v. Giants - March 19
by larry on Mar 19, 2009 2:53 PM CDT
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Jerry Owens 8, AJ 2, Quentin 7, Dye 9, PK 3, Ramirez 6, Fields 5, Getz 4, Danks pitching.
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I like the gator next to the head.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
i swear to god thats what our cat looks like
she likes her beer cold and her doritos broken up to cat size pieces
Good kitty!
Mine is beyond helpless for ice cream.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
RIBE!
There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST
broke ass gameday
they've got pitch f/x set up for this game?
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
cat people are the worst.
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
Almost as bad as fisters.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I still find that funny, even though I love cats, as well as animals of all race, color and creed.
I think cats are probably the most underrated pet you can have….and mostly underrated/prejudged by people who have never owned one, of course.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions
i would hope you find that funny. that shit is fucking hilarious. i'm still laughing.
by larry on Mar 19, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Of course you are, Public PETA Enemy #1.
Thanks for the laugh, then. I thought you were just trying to make me cry (again).
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
You must have seen my facebook photo album entitled: "Why I will probably be single and eventually die alone," overflowing with adorable photos of my cat.
So if that’s what happens….meh….better than marrying a big douchenozzle like you.
:D
much love,
hsa
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope you two sit together
It will be a great story to tell at the reception.
“Yes, we met online, he called me a port slut, I posted pictures of mountains.”
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 19, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
not to mention Miss Leigh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I figured she'd be in a cellar or something
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 19, 2009 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh that reminds me...I never thanked you the other day when you were giving SoxGirl your guidelines....
I love you too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Unfriended, he stews, hiding behind the "mrs. larry would be disdainful" mask.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Didn't see that one coming. :)
I guess it gives you something to look forward to….
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never understood...
The whole “douchenozzle” putdown. Seems like a good deal to me.
by BridgeportJoe on Mar 19, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
haha. Maybe I was subtly paying larry a compliment. ;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, you just confirmed it....
This notion of colin’s is a sure sign of ignorance.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Animal people are the worst
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 19, 2009 3:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Self-loathing Hindu!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions
either the tiger or the rhinoceros
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
Are you attempting to replace cip?
You are almost there.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
That is a head-scratcher.
You’ve been positively mute since that fateful day. Get to work, already.
(Signed, the managing partner at larry’s law firm.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 20, 2009 10:08 AM CDT up reply actions
Sweet! Another cat person!
(kidding)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 9:59 AM CDT up reply actions
oh.my.goodness.
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions
thats some good animation
2 frames per second or so.
the cat came as a concession to the relationship, ftr, but Ive grown to like them.
except when Im cleaning the litter box.
My boyfriend's sentiments exactly....he adores Monster now, but it took a while...
That’s the thing – most non-cat-owners have no idea of the charming personality quirks of a cat. They are funny as hell.
And they figure since a cat doesn’t immediately show interest in them or roll over or fetch on command, it’s a worthless animal.
Cats are selective…I identify with that. I love dogs, but your average dog will respond to anybody (even though they are loyal to one or two).
The litter box is the one argument against cats, I agree. But mine is trained to go outside.
And in the rare event that he is sick (like, diarrhea sick) and has to go in the middle of the night, he goes in the sink/tub!!!
Not even on the carpet, which would be an epic pain in my ass! The smart little bastard uses a ceramic arena!
Plus, he comes when I call him, he follows me around like a dog, and he hunts and kills mice around our very “natural” property.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions
AND! I can leave him every weekend to go surf, and I don't have to worry about him!!
A perfect beast!
:D
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:39 PM CDT up reply actions
are you talking about your cat or your boyfriend?
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
hahaha!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I know I find it charming
when my roommate’s cat throws up on the dining room rug.
It really ties the room together.
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
by Hazymania on Mar 19, 2009 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA! I'll rec that.
My cat pukes once every 8 months or so….such a huge inconvenience! :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 8:31 AM CDT up reply actions
Breaking News
Today: Roommate’s cat jumps up on coffee table, knocking over and spilling a glass of water which works its way under my laptop and wireless mouse. Luckily it didn’t get on/into the computer, but I still almost disemboweled that fu%&^ng animal when I saw it.
Him and I are going to have to have a little chat about this…
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
Your roomie obviously does not know how to raise a cat. Mine would be projectile if he got onto a table/counter.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
All Hazy ever wanted was his rug back...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Well it's not really animation
more of a video comic strip… with audio. Don’t tell me people here are ignorant to the work of Brad Neely. I am sure some of you must have at least seen Washington?
ive seen supernews commercials
and wanted to check it out but never did.
im having a mini-marathon now.
washington on deck.
And running away....don't forget running away! Gave us all a good scare last year, did Stan.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions
is it weird that i troll the community i write for?
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
also, what's up with Cain's velo?
Gameday has him throwing ~90 compared to Danks’ 93.
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
Who rec'd this thread? WTF people...have we no standards anymore?
It’s a fucking gamethread, fer chrissakes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Valiant effort, it was.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
wasn't me
unimpressive so far, frankly.
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
I did.
I liked the themed photo. Maybe you could do something for the site for once. Me, me, me.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Huh. Shoulda known. I thought cip expressed his appreciation of the photo just fine, without a rec....but if you want to be anonymous about it.....
I’ll start contributing to the site when Beckham is our starting SS and not a minute sooner.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions
5/22 keeps looking better and better.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Life-size, baby!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope we have enough tickets for my staff of writers.
You know, Rob, Buddy, Sally and the gang.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions
OPOS.
I bet that’s a “whoosh” for 52+% of the posters on this site.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
I got it...that was still on as leftovers during my childhood....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions
just glanced at the box score, he dug himself out with that stolen bag
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 19, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions
But it lets you get a ton of work done
And then go out all night
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
SO....
what’s the prize for winning the SSS NCAA Tourney Pool?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
How about Honorary Edi-ME&ME-tor for the day??
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 19, 2009 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm bored
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
HSA
Who do I email if I want to go to the game?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I am not answering this question. Read the fanpost that I spent 3 minutes on....you might find yourself on the list already, sillypants.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Its blocked at my work you goose
You must have assumed I didn’t look. What has facebook taught you about making assumptions about me :P
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
That you are not black.
Was there more to that lesson?
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:36 PM CDT up reply actions
And I have no idea why it blocked that fanpost out of all of the other ones
Thankfully this site isn’t blocked..
but anyways its not a big deal I will check it at home
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
This is because you work for communists.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 19, 2009 4:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep, communists. All of em'
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 19, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions
You are #19 on the list of 22 folks.
Send me $39.50 to subterraneanhsa@gmail.com (through paypal) by the end of the month.
That’s the gist.
Read the fanpost for more details when you get home. ;)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Are you mocking my math skills?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Heyman swells Becks' head even further:
3. Gordon Beckham, White Sox shortstop. "Every time he comes up, he seems to hit a bomb,‘’ says one scout. Last year’s No. 1 draft choice has played so well (seven extra-base hits, .625 slugging) that he moved himself into conversations about second base, even with the favorite for that position, Chris Getz (.364), playing very well there, as well. Looks like a gem.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/jon_heyman/03/19/braves.hanson/index.html?eref=T1
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
OK, reading that officially made me want to hug Gordon Beckham.
Either that or adopt him.
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 19, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Whereas I wanted to hug AJ. Man, that guy is soo squeezable! Like a redneck teddy bear....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Yogi bear actually.
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 19, 2009 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
fial
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 19, 2009 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
damn it was actually working for a couple hours.
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 19, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
works fine here
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
yeah its working again for me too
stopped working for a bit though.
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 20, 2009 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions
"see" = hear
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions
whiffs strike 3. I didn't know he could do that!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 19, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions
so you're saying he's ballsy?
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
For Mike Cameron.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 19, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Tomorrow's Tribune headline:
Josh Fields and Brian Anderson could get leadoff call
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
Wasnt this in the last thread?
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 19, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
that didn't have this gem
“It wouldn’t surprise me,” slugger Paul Konerko said of using Fields or Anderson at the top. “They’ll have protection behind them.”
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
while 815 and jim are looking good,
i am not.
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. – After considering Josh Fields and Brian Anderson for the leadoff spot against left-handed pitchers, White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen wasn’t so eager to try Alexei Ramirez at the top.
“Right now, it’s still early to put Alexei there,” Guillen said Thursday after a 6-4 loss to San Francisco at Scottsdale Stadium. “He’s not in the picture right now to be there. Maybe against lefties during the season, maybe we will do that. I’d rather have Alexei as an RBI guy. He is pretty good with people on base, and I don’t want to take the opportunity away from him.”
and
Guillen said he might be tempted to try rookie Chris Getz at the leadoff spot against right-handers.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
TY for your honesty and humility.
(Who IS this new larry?)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
scot gregor
Kenny has made trades in spring training before, most recently picking up Matt Thornton and Timo Perez, and he’s probably close to making another deal for a center fielder/No. 1 hitter.
http://blogs.dailyherald.com/node/1661
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Hey, what about Purdue?
I will kick your ass in May, Keith, if you do not recognize. Or at least take your Pot Pie.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Bah -- Purdue was supposed to win.
Beat Washington and then I’ll clap in your general direction, you OPOS (I don’t think I can call you a OPOS in person so I got to get those in now, behind the comfort of my lapotop).
another image for the gamethread
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
The king has his crown again.
LotR ftw.
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 19, 2009 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions
I so wish there was more
can’t wait for PJ’s Hobbit
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Once Im done with the Silmarillion Im going to start reading The History of Middle-earth.
Have you read The Children of Hurin yet?
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 20, 2009 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions
NERD ALERT!
:)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 20, 2009 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions
HAH!
I thought about writing the same things last night until I remembered my copy of the Silmarillion on the shelf in my living room… ah hell, for good measure…
NERDS!!!
Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...
Dammit thats my thing!
I post that picture, not you, me!
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 20, 2009 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions
not yet
have: silmarillion, hobbit, lotr
plan to: hurin, unfinished tales, history
and from wiki:
According to Publishers Weekly magazine, Houghton Mifflin Harper has acquired the rights to the unpublished work of J.R.R. Tolkien, The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrún which is scheduled to be released on May 5, 2009.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
The Children of Hurin is great, its fucking depressing.
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 20, 2009 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions
WKU! 3's all day baby!
my president is white.
I feel like killing myself right now.,
"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them."
Hey, American was killing Villanova at one point.
(But I did pick WKU to win, so go Hilltoppers.)
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
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