10 Questions with White Sox Prospect Aaron Poreda
I recently asked former High School teammate, and White Sox top prospect Aaron Poreda 10 questions about everything from his expectations for the season to the daily life during Spring Training.
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that's some hard-hitting stuff
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More questions:
1. Who else reads the Torah on the Sox?
2. Do you have a tail?
3. Do you still have the first nickel you ever earned?
4. Why do your people own everything in the world?
5. Why did you kill Christ?
6. Why do your women stop giving oral pleasure immediately after they say “I do” under the hupa? (OK, to be candid, that’s my question.)
7. Circumcision – necessary evil or elective play?
8. Koufax comaprison – appropriate or wishful thinking?
9. Do you wear a yarmulke under your Sox hat?
10. Shicksas or JAP’s – who do you date, who do you marry? (OK, that’s mine again.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 2, 2009 4:14 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
oh my fucking jeebus.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 2, 2009 4:44 PM CST up reply actions
Mr. Poreda, your ascent seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train.
Why are you so popular?
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
HA!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 2, 2009 6:09 PM CST up reply actions
The fact that he is a nice, good looking guy that wants to win the world series of course!
Women want him and men want to be him.
"would've been a sweep if pablo was here" -Kenwo-
Mr. Poreda, despite the overwhelming evidence proving that you are, do you deny that you are a communist?
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Well, I can't mock the questions.
At least someone went to the trouble of doing an interview, however lame, with a tape recorder or steno pad. Unlike OUR intrepid reporter who only took knee pads.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
this guy used email. a paper trail, if only electronic, can be useful.
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hahaha
the question and answer session made me smile and chuckle (especially at the last question in which he said he was a nice, good-looking guy)
but these comments are awesome. AWESOME.
I’m not even drunk, either.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
Q: If your slider progresses to Dewon Day levels...
Could I call it a Jewmerang?
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
by Nordhagen on Mar 3, 2009 10:23 AM CST reply actions 2 recs
yo.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 3, 2009 1:10 PM CST up reply actions
Why is this night different from all other nights?
by The Actual El Guapo on Mar 3, 2009 5:58 PM CST reply actions 2 recs
Big rec. Big. And few will understand.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
because that night was on the day the first black played in the major leagues.
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Whoosh for me.
Explain the “simple child” concept.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Seder humor
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passover_Seder
See under “The Four Sons”
He's single
“I’m a nice, good looking guy…”
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 6, 2009 6:54 AM CST reply actions
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