Gavin Floyd Signs Extension - 4/$15.5M
The White Sox signed Gavin Floyd to a four year, $15.5 million contract extension (2009-2012). Club option for 2013 could make it a $25 million deal. This deal covers his final year of near minimum, three years of arbitration eligibility, and the option potentially buys out a year of free agency. Floyd will earn $750,000 in 2009, $2.75 million in 2010, $5 million in 2011 and $7 million in 2012. The option for 2013 is worth $9.5 million.
Apparently John Danks turned down the same offer and Carlos Quentin was also approached regarding an extension but declined. According to Joe Cowley, Bobby Jenks has not been approached as of yet. He quotes KW as saying players will be approached in stages as they become eligible for arbitration. Reading between the lines, it seems the White Sox aren't too interested in giving Bobby one considering he's already been arbitration eligible once. More details as they arrive - larry
7 months ago
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also corky miller victorious.
chris stewart traded to yankees for future considerations.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 2:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
club option for 2013
i’m guessing it’s for $10 mil.
by shaftr on Mar 22, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you not able to read?
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by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was wondering when this tread was giong to start
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 2:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this suprises me
the sox are usually pretty tight on giving pitchers long contracts
any comparsions on how this ranks amongst other pitcher contracts?
however, locking up the core talent does make me happy :-)
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not all that different from the contract MB signed in 2003.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thnks
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd love for danks and q! to sign, but they're gonnna both see a lot more cash than gavin.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
potential rift
between danks and floyd
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok i really need for this season to start if thats exciting to me
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sure gavin is smart enough to know that john is a better pitcher than him.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
id certainly hope so
danks is far and away better. his W-L didnt even attest to how well he pitched all last year. danks just had unbelievably terrible run support all year.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
at first last year i liked gavin better due to his record, but then i saw Danks match Dempster pitch for pitch in the sox cubs game and pitch like 4 consect no decisions after that
I had a man crush on him ever since
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
along with that
danks is the real deal though, dempster just had a good year. i highly doubt he will ever have that good of a year again but i can only see danks getting better
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know
i cant wait for dumpster to fail this year
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lester got 5/$30, so I imagine that's the best comp for a new Danks deal.
by CWSKeith on Mar 22, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when did lester sign? did he not have 1 more year of mlb service than danks?
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he did pitch 80 innings in 06 but had injuries and cancer
his first full season was 07
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, his only full season was 08. that's why he'd have the same service time as danks.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
mi dios
it appears I misread my source you are correct about lester
but Danks did pitch for most of 07, no?
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for clarifying that one
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotcha. so that's probably a good comp.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and if you looked at the grey box under the post
you would see a link to lesters 5 year 30 mill article
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danks & Lester
had virtually the exact same numbers in 08. Danks pitched 15 fewer innings, but also have up 20 fewer hits 4 less runs. Danks had a better WHIP, but Lester won more (and lost less) because of run support, which we didn’t give Danks in 07 or 08. It’s gonna cost the same amount Lester got for Danks. Kenny must have done some serious convincing on Reinsdorf for him to allow a pitcher contract longer than 3 years.
by Obama4cntrfld on Mar 22, 2009 4:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good point
Kenny must have done some serious convincing on Reinsdorf for him to allow a pitcher contract longer than 3 years.
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lester is the comp for Danks
Baker (4/$15.25M w/ 9.25 option) is the comp for Floyd. Though Baker has better peripherals. You could argue that the Sox had to pay a small big-market premium for a slightly less reliable future performance.
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by The Cheat on Mar 22, 2009 4:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe there is a deal waiting for Danks as well
and we just don’t know about it. Perhaps it was easier working with Gavin’s agent than Danks’s.
by slydernelson on Mar 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sox better be careful with Danks...
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Danks bros switched to Buehrles agent.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have thoughts on this ready to post
but I’m saving it until after the pictures of american flag draped coffins trickle to a stop
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by The Cheat on Mar 22, 2009 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
in case anyone cares,
the sox are lighting up oakland.
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/boxscore.jsp?gid=2009_03_22_chamlb_oakmlb_1
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 3:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
owens walk, Q! rbi
whats happening here?
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the whole east region makes me sad. really fucking up my bracket.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wake forest fucked up my whole bracket
wisconsion was my cinderella team though so that turned out well
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had three #6 seeds in the elite 8
They have all be eliminated (UCLA, West Va & Arizona St).
by shaftr on Mar 22, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone giving the Boilers any props?
UW wasn’t even supposed to be in. They did well for a #12.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seems like a good value
The Fangraphs value for Floyd last season was $11M and change
by 3E8 on Mar 22, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
“I’m about to get married, and I have a family to look forward to,” said Floyd of the new deal. "I feel like I made the right decision with my family and my fiancée and my agent. We were just trying to figure out what we wanted to do.
“To be with the White Sox for four more years and hopefully longer than that, to have financial security with my family, it means a lot. I don’t have to worry about arbitration or years to come. I just can go out and play.”
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 4:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't have to worry about a possible meltdown, either
Maybe it’s just me, but Gavin seems like the type you’d rather go year-to-year with. Of course, if he goes Jason Schmidt somewhere down the line, the Sox are protected. Either way, he’s set for life.
by Daniel Berlyn on Mar 22, 2009 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
'and my fiancée'
is the key part to that quote
by e-gus on Mar 22, 2009 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
betemit with his 5th HR
He’s been pretty good this spring.
by shaftr on Mar 22, 2009 4:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at the plate he has.
at shortstop, not so much.
brian anderson would've caught that...
by BuehrleMan on Mar 22, 2009 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good deal
I like it.
"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."
by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."
by Tdogg on Mar 22, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Havent been home all day.
Its good to come back and see this. This should be a great deal if Floyd can stay at Major League Average.
Skipping work and doing coke!
by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its nice to see
CR making a pretty good case to be the 5th starter
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by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 5:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
clearly
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
two weeks left in ST? means it time for an ozzie guillen kick in the pants.
Guillen rips defense after 12-10 win and called it “embarrassing.” 7 minutes ago
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
link?
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TV Shows.
I just finished watching the finale of Battlestar Galactica and need to find something else to watch. For those that havent seen any of BSG you really should the writing and character development is on par with The Wire maybe better in some cases.
Does anyone have suggestions for a good show?
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOST
if you havent been with it
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Entourage
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, been meaning to watch that.
Thanks.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get your hopes up
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 22, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah Im not a fan.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
East Bound and Down is a great show
Kenwo4life=ratings
by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dexter is too.
Especially Season 1 and 2.
by slydernelson on Mar 22, 2009 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the end of Dexter season 3 was the best the show has ever been
but I think the season started really slowly
Yawn.
by reardenmettle on Mar 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haven't finished all of season 3 yet.
But thanks for letting me know, cause so far I thought it was kinda a set back prior to the first two seasons.
by slydernelson on Mar 22, 2009 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breaking Bad - AMC
After being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer, a high school chemistry teacher (Brian Cranston) teams up with a former student to cook and sell meth in order to provide enough money to leave for his wife, his disabled teenage son, and their unplanned child on the way. I know you’re probably thinking, “that same old plotline?”, but it’s really good
by 3E8 on Mar 22, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup, I love that show.
I wait for the 720p version to be uploaded on BT on mondays.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love that show.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Different than weeds is a better way of putting it.
Weeds is a comedy more than anything, BB is a drama.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
battlestar was great, i'll miss it
mad men, as i’m sure you’ve heard, is excellent. breaking bad, also on amc, is pretty interesting. for a less serious but exciting, well-made show, i recommend dexter. and if you like scifi/fantasy, trueblood on hbo wasn’t incredible but showed some promise.
by Ryno on Mar 22, 2009 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah I forgot about Mad Men as well.
I watched the first season and loved it though some eps were harder to get through than others. Im not a fan of Dexter though.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you fucking believe what happened with Starbuck?!
I was just fucking in awe of that particular part of the final episode.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it certainly came as a shock
warning: spoilery, extremely geeky b-star finale rant below
in one respect it made sense and definitely gave me a chill, but in another it was so out of left field that i’m not sure it was totally earned. in general i thought the second half of the finale was a bit disappointingly cheesy. while apollo is just the sort of wide-eyed idealist to make the back to nature proposal, nearly 40K people all agreeing to it without much complaint strains credulity. and the thing with ron moore reading about mitochondrial eve at the end was so out of character for a show that has otherwise taken an outrageous premise 100% seriously that it annoyed me. and the six and gaius hallucinations being actual angels or whatever was also a bit much for me as well.
still, i loved the show, and as finales go, it still had a lot going for it. one other question: why did cavill suddenly blow his brains out when everybody started shooting up the CIC? that didn’t really make any sense to me.
by Ryno on Mar 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah it was cheesy at points
and the Cavill suicide was really fucking odd. But still a great finale, plenty of good shows have ended in disappointing ways but BSG rapped up nicely.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Cavil suicide made sense to me
Throughout the entire show, he’s supposed to be the cold, cynical, calculating guy. I think in that moment he made the calculations and realized the cause was lost, and did what to him was the logical thing.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just figured that since a lot of his motives were petty
that he would simply go out of his way to make sure he could do his best to cause more damage to galactica and the crew.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dexter is fantastic.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phineas and Ferb is hysterical.
I love cartoons.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Professionally speaking...
you’re out o your mind.
by RoyEgan on Mar 22, 2009 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for you wiz
top rally killers, in this case GIDP with bases loaded, in retrosheet era, see who listed at #6
f’im and his statue..
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 22, 2009 6:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meh
he hit with bases loaded when it counted
see: world series
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Selective clutchness?
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and big jim is #14
at the gidp avoiding list
btw, I think it’s the list is all gidp, not the bases-loaded variety only:
Yes, Joe Morgan was better at avoiding the GDP than any player in history (Retro-history, I mean). In his long career, Morgan came to the plate 2,046 times with a man on first base and fewer than two outs. An average player would have grounded into 235 double plays, while Little Joe got twin-killed less than half that number, 102 times. That savings of some 133 double plays was worth roughly 63 runs for his team, or around six wins.
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 22, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Morgan was s'damn good
for reasons he’ll never understand…
by Daniel Berlyn on Mar 23, 2009 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kennys reasoning for signing floyd early
“Also, as I explained to each individual player, once you have as many players under contract I believe as possible, you can begin the process of trying to win baseball games, vs. having guys that are worried so much about their statistics, individual statistics. You get to a level of play that I believe is more unselfish.”/blockquote>
linky link
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 6:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Peavy's not pitching today
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by The Cheat on Mar 22, 2009 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, a jap lover, huh.
go back to hiroshima, tojo.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BANZAIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just knew Cheat was part of the Axis of Evil.
Getting my Rambo on now. AMC viewing.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck that. i was just put in the mood by the end of godfather II
they have no right to drop bombs on us.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
amc is really dishing out the rambo lately. i love it.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prepping us for what is certainly to come.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
beats listening to obama continuing to campaign on 60 minutes.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is no shit.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PS When did CBS become a propaganda tool of the Executive branch?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bingo.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you understand. I didn't come to rescue Rambo from you. I came here to rescue you from him.
troutman, i love you.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so many good quotes in that movie.
i’d kill to remake that movie with me as rambo.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Farichild and MacKenzie?
Are you watching Soberhouse or whatever TF it is called?
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fairchild.
Can’t even spell my jokes correctly. I love stepping on my own dick.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no. i'm not a communistic jap loving mussolini like you.

by larry on Mar 22, 2009 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These WWII momentos are your best work,
though my favorite is “how about getting a cup of Shut the Fuck up?” or something to that effect.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the one.
I saved it at work, For the day I get fired.
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by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a dream team, my friend.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. jeter at SS. rollins at DH.
makes perfect sense.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The world is flat.
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by omnipotent grab on Mar 22, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why is rollins batting third?
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're an idiot.
of course he should bat third. you’re clearly retarded.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously, rollins is the DH and batting 3rd. davey, what the fuck are you doing?
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but i love good time girls.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the team needs jeter's imperial baseball aura
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ti-jeterwbc032009
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 22, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
srsly???
lol
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
by colintj on Mar 22, 2009 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what part of 'imperial baseball aura' don't you understand son?
:p
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that Chiburb? Or bally?
He looks like he is getting ready to run a batch of China White.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Mar 22, 2009 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Oh. My. God.
Go straight to Hell, Paulie. Do not pass purgutory. Go directly to Lucifer.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bwah!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Japan win
being as everyone on here dismissed this tourney as a bag of shit not so long ago, of course that was before uncle sam started competing
I want a strawberry spinke
by hoodlight on Mar 22, 2009 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this confirms my suspicions that the japanese are an inherently evil people.
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by MarketMaker on Mar 22, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, and they save too much and don't spend enough, too.
It’s why we are in financial trouble.
“Jappy so happY” is hysterical. Racism revisited is always humorous – unless your relatives we in a camp.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh god not that commercial again
apparently male pattern baldness affects even the star blinded mlb players
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
rec
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some things never change.
The truth hurts.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we fight the japanese or zombies in WWII?
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by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged
reason: funny
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 22, 2009 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
USA USA USA!!
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
by BoeJouma on Mar 22, 2009 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glorious
That should be the national motto.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am offended for any and all Japs, Orientials, or Chinks in the vicinity
Racist meathed Sox fan.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 22, 2009 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 9:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I highly recommend this thread.
larry es en fuego when Japanese racism is on the line.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
by winningugly on Mar 22, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oo ess ah! oo ess ah! oo ess ah!
Colon "toes" nothing. That implies a nimbleness akin to a Nureyev. I beleive he "platypussed" the shit out of that mound.
-winningugly
by blackoutsox on Mar 22, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Mar 22, 2009 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So we will all see each other at the sensitivity training seminar tomorrow morning, eh?
Lousy kraut-mick goombahs (AMC is the shit).
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 22, 2009 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
game's over if they bring in this guy

Go Sox!
by luzinski on Mar 22, 2009 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
weird
where the hell did you find that?
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by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Mar 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Asians are not as physically strong as their western rivals. Nor are they as explosive. But strength sufficient is not enough to defeat the reflexes that their players have developed; and explosiveness in itself cannot compensate for the methodology and sangfroid of their athletes. Korea has tried to look for more heavily-built men who are capable of hitting more forcefully.
Our hopes were based on the patriotic dedication of our athletes and the fervor with which they defend their honor and their people, from a pool which is several times, even dozens of times, lesser in human resources as compared, for example, with Japan, discounting from those resources those that are weak in conscience and permit themselves to be bribed by our enemies. But this is not enough to maintain our supremacy in baseball. We have to apply methods that are more technical and scientific when we develop our sports figures. Our country’s excellent educational and sports base allows for that.
by larry on Mar 22, 2009 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy Heat is making these hitters bring dishonor to their families.
3 K’s, and made the last hitter fall down swinging at a pitch near his head. WOW
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thornton making like the Enola Gay
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by The Cheat on Mar 22, 2009 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
waka waka!
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
by colintj on Mar 22, 2009 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeter flashing that great glove.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 22, 2009 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't you dare criticize the captain
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when Yankee fans will defend to the death on how great of a SS Jeter is...today.
Seriously, he should move over to 2B. He could be a weakness more than a strength.
by slydernelson on Mar 22, 2009 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does Jeter hate America?
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon Miller just defender Jeter. SHOCKER!
He said it was a “forced error” by the runner, and not Jeter’s fault……and then Jeter came on his face.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 22, 2009 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
defender of freedom baby!
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeter is the equilevent of Farve for MLB
A guy who was very successful in the beginning of his career, but started trailing at the end. With everyone defending him cause he won championships…almost a decade ago.
by slydernelson on Mar 22, 2009 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree, but for Jeter is is worse really.
He is STILL noted for his amazing defense (that he never had), and now being defended for it. At least Farve was still good at what he was known for.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 22, 2009 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH NO!
We are losing a meaningless exhibition contest!!! Oh, horrors! FML!!! Wait, you mean this doesn’t impact whether or not the Sox will play in the World Series this year? Oh, shit than never mind.
by Obama4cntrfld on Mar 22, 2009 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't see this posted anywhere
Guillen said he’d employ a platoon system in center field and at leadoff, with Brian Anderson playing center against left-handers and leading off in those games.
Jerry Owens is making a late run for the job against right-handed pitchers. He drew three walks, stole two bases and scored three times Sunday.
But Dewayne Wise came off the bench and singled, stole two bases and scored an insurance run.
“The battle is still there,” Guillen said.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Somewhere
Somewhere in Chicago, Phil Rogers is heartbroken, crying and unable to move. The American WBC experience has come to an end. Sadface. Single-solitary teardrop. And will only be 4 more years until we have to put up with more of this silliness.
by Obama4cntrfld on Mar 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quote of the day...
commenterwrote:
Am I the only one who has noticed the incredible number of walks Owens is taking. Even with a .208 batting average, he has a .350 OBP. That is definately leadoff OBP. I certainly see why everyone is down on him, hitting .208, and up on Anderson, hitting .268, but if Owens’ bat comes around, and he keeps the patience he’s had this spring, he’ll be an OBP machine.
3/22/2009 10:28:35 PM
Four home runs save shaky Sox arms
Take that Owen haters!
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
by Brush Back on Mar 22, 2009 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did anyone see the sox may trade for Pierre?
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 10:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone see... aw fuck.. I can't even bother
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by The Cheat on Mar 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Orlando Hudson?
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give up on Hudson already!
Even though he would solve a lot of problems right now.
by slydernelson on Mar 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't give up on Orlando Hudson
Orlando Hudson gave up on me.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox Trade On The Horizon?
By Steve Adams [March 22 at 3:16pm CST]
Scot Gregor writes that White Sox General Manager Kenny Williams may have addressed the team’s need of a leadoff hitter via the trade market.
Earlier today, Joe Cowley had a Twitter update saying Juan Pierre could be on his way to Chicago, though it wasn’t a reliable source. He debunked his own rumor shortly after, stating “Juan Pierre still a Dodger.”
One trade did happen, as confirmed by both Cowley and Gregor, though. The Sox sent catcher Chris Stewart to the Yankees for a player to be named later.
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
-mlbtraderumors
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by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 22, 2009 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh you mean that story that came from less-than-reliable sources
and was dismissed within minutes…
Yeah, we should totally start a thread about that
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by The Cheat on Mar 22, 2009 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hearing Cowley eats babies. Not from the most reliable source, however.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cowley does not eat babies.
White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.
by vince_ on Mar 22, 2009 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
by The Wizard on Mar 22, 2009 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i am not dasox313
I posted it in jest.
He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 23, 2009 1:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's just about "Suntory time"

Go Sox!
by luzinski on Mar 22, 2009 10:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was wondering how there were 152 new comments in here...another God Bless 'Merica thread, of course!
Nice work, everyone.
I must say – Thorny kicked ass last night! Brought the heat!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 23, 2009 9:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was this the inspiration for the WBC logo?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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