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AL Central Community Projection Results

After weeding out the jokesters -- No, the Sox aren't going to win 162 this year. No, the Twins didn't win the division already with 117 wins. Yes, the Royals are going to win more than 20 games -- it's clear the South Side Sox community feels that the AL Central is a 3 team race, projecting to the Indians, Twins and White Sox to have 85-86 wins.

The Sox actually have the highest average at 86.55, but I suspect that's largely because of this poll's selection bias. If we remove 3-4 wins from the Sox total to compensate for the bias, it still leaves the Sox in the division title conversation but just behind the two favorites.

AL Central Community Projection

Indians Royals Tigers Twins White Sox
Min 75 65 69 77 76
Max 95 89 90 98 99
AVG 86.27 76.24 78.90 85.13 86.55
Standard Deviation 4.00 4.47 4.49 3.94 4.16

Each team, in one paragraph

Star-divide

Indians -- The offense should be improved with addition of Mark Derosa, Shin-Soo Choo earning a starting role, the return of a health Victor Martinez, and maybe, just maybe, Travis Hafner proving his swift decline was only a fluke. They're considerably less frightening on mound, where Cliff Lee, who's having a brutal spring, is unlikely to repeat his '08 performance. Fausto Carmona might be able to pick up the slack bouncing back from a disappointing sophomore campaign. But the back end of the rotation looks much like the Sox Hope and a Prayer unit, running out the always-injured Carl Pavano, the mechanically-troubled Anthony Reyes as a reclamation project, and the effectively forgettable Scott Lewis, who has started only 8 games above AA. They have mid-90's win potential if their pitching comes together.

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Royals -- How long will we continue to write that the Royals are still another year away? I might have projected them about even with the Sox had they not made a series of moves (Kyle Farnsworth, Mike Jacobs, Horacio Ramirez) that seemed to be about adding payroll more than wins. Offensively, we'll be waiting for the breakout of Alex Gordon and Billy Butler. Their rotation is pretty good with a front four of Gil Meche, Zach Greinke, Kyle Davies and Brian Bannister, but if they add Ramirez for the sake of having a lefty in they're giving away a few wins. If they had been expertly stewarded this off-season, I would say this was the year; but a few questionable decisions may leave them a few wins short of contention. In this division, that's all it takes.

Tigers -- Onerous contracts to Gary Sheffield and Dontrelle Willis combined with an economy that may be hitting Detroit harder than any other area of the country forced the Tigers to have their quietest off-season in recent memory. They strip-mined their farm system to build a roster that's now clearly older than the Sox. They're a decent offensive club, who, like the Sox have too many players on the wrong side of the aging curve. They'll hope that Jeremy Bonderman is finally healthy and worth his contract once again, and that either Nate Robinson or Dontrelle Willis can step up to prevent the rushing to the majors of Rick Porcello. They are a slow start away from attempting to sell off any salary not attached to Miguel Cabrera.

Twins -- Backs will tell the Twins story this season. Their only significant addition was Joe Crede until Memorial Day, or whenever his back decides to give out. And their best player, Joe Mauer, has already been troubled by lower back problems. If they get 260 games out of those two, they'll probably win the division, but that seems like a long shot right now. So they'll have to rely on their pitching, a solid rotation includes Francisco Liriano, Scott Baker, Kevin Slowey, Glenn Perkins, and Nick Blackburn, and a relatively young, batting-average-reliant offensive core. A good team, but not good enough to project as a clear division favorite.

White Sox -- The White Sox have a hole at CF so large NASA has begun to explore the area in USCF in search of anti-matter, while the back end of the rotation appears destined to be filled by two old pitchers coming off injuries. With a host of unknowns from CF, 2B, 3B, to the rotation and aging concerns, the Sox have too many questions to rank as the division favorite, or even among the favorites. They'll need a host of issues to fall their way to contend. But we've seen it happen before, as late as last season.

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my favorite has to be blackoutsox

picking three 95+ win teams

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 27, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

There was one I nixed

with all teams above 80 wins, three teams at 95+

by The Cheat on Mar 27, 2009 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neyer on Sox CF issues
When Ozzie Guillen says the White Sox “have enough guys here to resolve that problem,” I’m not sure what he means. You can bring in all the fast guys in the world who can’t get on base, and you still won’t have a legitimate center fielder. Let alone a legitimate center fielder who can bat leadoff and score 100 runs.

I don’t know that Melky Cabrera is the answer. He’s been a bit OBP-challenged, too. What’s more, every would-be contender has a weakness somewhere. Brett Gardner is playing center field for the Yankees. Julio Lugo supposedly is playing shortstop for the Red Sox. The Indians are relying on Carl Pavano. But it’s just irresponsible for a contender to enter spring training without a reasonably viable option at a particular position, particularly a key spot like center field.

Yet that’s exactly what the White Sox have done. And now, just more than week before Opening Day, they’re still doing it.

http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=4021002&searchName=Neyer_Rob

by The Cheat on Mar 27, 2009 5:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Royals, on the other hand, are air-tight!

I’m not so fond of / don’t necessarily agree with the final three sentences in the quoted text, but the rest isn’t as douchy as typical Neyer opinions on the Sox.

BA isn’t a world-beater, but I think he gets the job done in CF (ie replacement value). I’m not sure what “legitimate” and “reasonably viable option” are supposed to mean in Neyerspeak. Any ideas?

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

irresponsible?

lordy. i seem to recall a team in this town that won 90 games with a couple of replacement level types “manning” center.

by larry on Mar 27, 2009 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point. I take back my statement that this wasn't Neyer's typical douch nozzlery

He is, and forever will be, a big, fat douche.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Neyer's balls need to grow together.

He is, after all, a Royals fan. So fuck him.

Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's the spirit!

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What was last year?

And the White Sox are contenders??

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Mar 27, 2009 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, the freaking Royals are contenders at this point in the season

;)

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Easy chief I like them this year.

I think I gave them 79 wins!

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Mar 27, 2009 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had them at 75

but optimism reigns supreme…until reality sets in May 1.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey man, you're taking jc2313's sources!

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

117 right here.

World Series Champs Baby!

It's like he's a cyborg sent from the future to draw 22 walks a season or something.

by omnipotent grab on Mar 27, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that is a nice touch

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Mar 27, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outtakes: Torii Hunter

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnmag/story?id=3973694

h/t Tango

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 27, 2009 6:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

speaking of big, fat douche

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Mar 27, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.southsidesox.com/search?search_user[username]=larry&btn_advanced=Search

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 27, 2009 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

> http://www.pinstripealley.com/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 27, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don’t know where to begin with that ridiculous comparison.

by larry on Mar 27, 2009 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.pinstripealley.com/

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 27, 2009 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Torii is quite the douchebag

I hope I get to meet him some day, so I can tell him that.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, I like Torii.

He even mentioned Thome in the same breath as Mo Vaughn. What respect.

Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know, you're a Communist.

Go back to China, you commie pink-o!

(A father of one of a friend used to call us “commie pink-o” when we were in high school. Good times.)

Torii’s a former twink and can’t even spell his name right, so F him.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And yes, I understand (or at least hope) your comment is dripping with sarcasm

but it doesn’t make you any less of a commie pink-o.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do like Torii.

And I was being sarcastic with his “props”. Not mutually exclusive.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then you are LAME.

I don’t like him, so if you do then you are somehow less than me.

Plus, did you read the freaking interview? Jesus H. Christ, how the hell did he fit his head inside the Metrodome?

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read it.

Self-deprecating, I thought, re: the “Gold Glove” comment.

You don’t like dark people with a “TC” on their baseball hats. Admit it.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like anyone, with the exception of Joe Crede, with a TC on their baseball hats. Fans included.

My hate / dislike / rage has no color boundaries. You are soft, old man.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 30, 2009 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a Chicago boy, just like us.

I like that.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 30, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good work!

I don’t think I’ve heckled Hunter, I think that will be a goal of mine this year. Thanks for the inspiration!

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You two, get a room.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think I'm made of money?

I only bang port sluts on park benches.

You are right. But larry is actually a prick too.
- HSA 01/07/09

by rhythm on Mar 27, 2009 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quite lovely, you two.

Also, I have mad respekt for Hunter. We’ve watched that guy take away more home runs from White Sox players than anyone before. I don’t know that for a fact, but I’m still going to declare it. At least in my lifetime.

He’s made some awesome plays. I’ve wanted to kill him for them.
But I always sorta enjoyed watching them.
He good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As incendiary as this might be,

I might’ve paid the $ for him. He’d look awfully good in CF, batting 2nd or 6th. I recall being on record in wanting to go after him.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

$75MM for 5 years, maybe?

A lot. larry is right – it would look ridiculous now. But I’d still take him.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmmph.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, much more reasonable.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is a nutty amount. But he's good.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you know my apostrophe-s wasn't symbolizing "was?"

Ok, it wasn’t, I admit.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just looked at your projections.

Are you high? 95 wins?

Are you high?

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're not high?

There is a division called the “AL East”.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rubbish.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way, can it be called a "circle jerk"

with only 3 people, two of whom are guys?

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, do we have to play them?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

pillow-muncher.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not clicking there.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. I can't wait.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not entirely surprised either.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy your soy chai latte.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't get the drinks.

i like the turkey and swiss sandwich and strawberry-blueberry parfait when i’m working late. yummy.

by larry on Mar 27, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what you're talking about.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's probably good.

knowing the food selection at a starbucks is usually a sign that you work too much.

by larry on Mar 27, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm floored you used 'yummy'

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Mar 27, 2009 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my bad.

satire detector’s in the shop

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Mar 27, 2009 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That isn't a title -

that’s an essay.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you say that to all the guys.

If hate were people, I'd be China.

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wreck'd.

That was pretty fucking funny.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

US males

all circumcised, not right, you need to visit england

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Mar 27, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the tip-off.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Mar 27, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to cover all ground, however.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, the tip stays on, that's the point

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Mar 27, 2009 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do get how that works, thank you.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i do the stereotypes too much

I forget you all get my jokes

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Mar 27, 2009 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

even I didn't predict 95 wins

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love how Cheat takes a 3-4 game haircut for "local bias".

Who TF is this guy, and how does he know I deserve a haircut for bias? When I chose 75 games at the start of last year as the Sox’ win total I don’t recall a “haircut” or “adding back a std. dev.”

Motherfucking subjective insertion of personal bias. Why TF even post? Fer Chrissakes.

Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Reminds me of "City Slickers" line:

“If hate were people, I’d be China!!!!!!!!!”

Sweet, I better start upping the suck.
by homesickalien on Mar 24, 2009 4:52 PM EDT

by winningugly on Mar 27, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust TV: pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl
According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she “propositioned him for straight sex.” Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 27, 2009 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i knew that dude was fucked!

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 28, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shlomi = MM???

Say it ain’t so!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 28, 2009 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my 162 win prediction was and is fairly reasonable

There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST

by Jbasic89 on Mar 27, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So are my plus-90 wins for the top 3. I'm optimistic that this division is going to have tall midgets. Remember the AL East last season? Yep, it's Central's turn. I don't care what you pessimistic number-crunching, pillow-munching motherfuckers say.

I really don’t fear that this season is going to be that bad. I think Getz may impress us like Ramirez did last season. As any good Sox fan would, I believe in the powers of Q. I believe that Q has also hovered his hand above the heel of Count and made him a young buck again.

And I’m betting a pot pie sandwich that this is BA’s season to done get good.

This one’s optimistic, this one went to market, this one just came out of the swamp…

But then again, I think I’m always optimistic. It’s probably just the anticipation of the season.

IS SPRING TRAINING FUCKING OVER YET!?PUNNNNNTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOWBCCCCCCCCCCCAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will take that bet on the pot pie sandwich.

unless you mean get it done in the sack…in which case he is already on his way to the hall of fame

Kenwo4life=ratings

by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 27, 2009 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hsa, there is no way the wild card is coming from the central.

ALC is the last division that it will come out of. I always like going out on a limb so IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTTTTT: THE A’S WILL WIN THE WILD CARD.

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's nice. I didn't project it would, dumbfuck.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 27, 2009 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry, why are you so mean to me?

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if you prick a prick, does it not bleed?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Mar 28, 2009 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

/insert WTGTD kewl internetz emoticon/

mmmmmmmm. frito pie

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Mar 28, 2009 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what's that supposed to mean?

;/

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 28, 2009 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw
So are my plus-90 wins for the top 3. I’m optimistic that this division is going to have tall midgets. Remember the AL East last season? Yep, it’s Central’s turn.

sure sounds like you predict the wild card to come out of the central.

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd!

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't want to ruin our recently established good will

but if you click the spreadsheet, she didn’t say the wild card would come from the central

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 27, 2009 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ok u-god

i never hold grudges, of all people toonderstrook was my 3rd best friend on here before he overdosed on dog food. ChicagoPete took his place. oh the irony!

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

plus,

if i do hold a grude, you betta protec ya neck

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alexander Hamilton shot Alexander Hamilton...

by Hazymania on Mar 28, 2009 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was pre-gaming by myself last night before I went out.

alcohol + SSS = misremembering and bad spelling

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 28, 2009 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

download the song

the game – southside =)

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The big deal is that you didn't take it seriously

This is fucking important, not like your job.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 28, 2009 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I Love You, Man was pretty funny

if anyone was on the fence about seeing it

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 27, 2009 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i liked it more than i liked knocked up

but less than superbad

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 28, 2009 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen the trailer for Adventureland?

That’s supposed to be the “sequel” to Superbad.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 28, 2009 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

looks alright so far

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 28, 2009 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey I was just looking at mlbtraderumors

and I came across “Ryan Braun” as an addition to the team. Obviously not the real Ryan Braun, right?

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, the real Ryan Braun.

The real minor-league-middle-reliever-who-blew-out-his-shoulder-for-the-Royals Ryan Braun. As if he wasn’t a real person. Fuckwad.

by Daniel Berlyn on Mar 28, 2009 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok this place is

emptier than KenWo’s bed.

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 27, 2009 10:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ha

I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.

by hoodlight on Mar 28, 2009 12:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is tremendous, don, just tremendous.

the atmosphere is heavy. uncertain. overtones of ugliness. a reminder, in a way, of how it was in march of 1964 in miami beach when clay met liston for the first time and nobody knew how it would turn out. the crowd is tense – they’ve been here since ten in the morning. and…i think i see the first salvo being sent…

by larry on Mar 28, 2009 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and thus the Era of Good Feelings came to a crashing end

Coach says he needs more toughness. I gotta step up.

by ChicagoPete on Mar 28, 2009 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

funny daniel.

Hey thanks for making those white castle sliders for me last night. You did a great job, I even called your manager today to thank them for the great food!

He also doesn’t care much for me, so I expect me posting on these things to piss him off.
by U-God on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM CST

by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 28, 2009 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Josh Anderson really available (in the spirit of SSH)

and should the Sox really be interested. My initial reaction is yes.
Maybe not. Projections are blah, an improved Owens?

http://markbowman.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/03/soriano_willingly_speaks.html

http://www.fangraphs.com/statss.aspx?playerid=6032&position=OF

"It just occurred to me that the White Sox could win the division."

by SuddenSam on May 22, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

" That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir."

by Tdogg on Mar 28, 2009 11:52 AM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Great Race: Cox vs. Coop
To everyone’s amusement, coaches Don Cooper and Jeff Cox squared off in a race for pride, physical fitness and endurance this morning and the duo dueled in a 50-meter dash down a clubhouse hallway. A shirtless Cox (I’ll leave that to the imagination) beat Cooper.

“I’m feeling it,” Cooper admitted afterward.

Surprised the “dash” was captured on film, Cooper exclaimed, “I thought there were no cameras.”

Told the footage is likely already on YouTube, Cooper quipped, “I’m already all over YouTube,” referring to his now-famous, hamstring-pulling toss-and-fall move in the dugout last year in Los Angeles.

http://whitesoxpride.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/03/white_sox_vs_dodgers.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 28, 2009 2:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Deathrace 2009: Cooper vs. Cox
The tortoise and the hare had nothing on what took place Saturday morning on the backfields of Camelback Ranch.

What started as trash talk surrounding the speed of pitching coach Don Cooper and third base coach Jeff Cox, turned into White Sox players enticing the two to settle it with a 50-yard dash and the promise of a reward waiting for the winner.

With Jermaine Dye acting as the starter, and Cox inexplicably deciding to run the race shirtless, it was on … and quickly over, as Cox took a lead and never looked back.

As Paul Konerko put it, "Cox won by four feet, his breasts won by eight.’’

There is video on the race, but the club is awaiting government clearance, fearing many who view it might have trouble sleeping at night.

http://blogs.suntimes.com/whitesox/2009/03/deathrace_2009_cooper_vs_cox.html

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 28, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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