Mark Buehrle is Your Opening Day Starter, Officially
by The Cheat on Mar 31, 2009 7:57 PM CDT
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PrintWhile I wouldn't go so far as to call Mark Buehrle's final spring outing brilliant, it should be good enough to quiet those who wonder if the Sox kid gloves with Buehrle are a result of some undisclosed injury. He got a couple of extra outs thanks to some poor base running by the Rockies, but generally appeared healthy and ready to take the mound in a less than 6 days, assuming the weather holds. After the game, Ozzie Guillen made it official, Buehrle is the White Sox opening day starter.
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I just made this post to play with the new toys....
- Clicking on Buehrle’s name should bring up a new player page.
- The photos attached should link to new automatically generated galleries
- The event pages (click the white sox vs. royals link in the tags) are MUCH, much more useful
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no beckham entry available...
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
We're not getting the full flow of the firehose in spring training.
and Since Beckham is now in the minors, yeah… the beckahm pics will be sparse…
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Im sure im not alone in demanding more Beckham pics.
I’d say about 15-25 new pics a week would suffice. I am also willing to boycott this website and I’m sure I am not alone if these demands are not met. A few Beckham video updates would be nice too.
There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST
Set up a hotline, too
Here are some words that rhyme with Gordon…
Jordan… warden … swordmen
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
Also the site should from here on out be named The All Holy and Righteous Church of Gordon Beckham
There was an incident a few years ago. The Bulls were killing the Knicks, scrubs were playing out the clock, and the fans were screaming at them to score 100 points for free Big Macs. They took a ton of shots, Knicks took offense and they tried to fight some Bulls players.
by Ozzie Montana on Feb 19, 2009 5:25 PM EST
ps. very nice feature though
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I hate this site now..
As if i didn’t waste enough time at this place you go and make it better.
It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Vey naiice, vey naiice. Bells and whistles. Pretty pictures. I like to sing-ah.....
5 days.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
How big are MB's hands?
That baseball looks like a golf ball in his paw.
If hate were people, I'd be China.
Good point, sir.
"I am not going out like SSH. "
by WTGTD, 12/3/08
wow you are right.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 31, 2009 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
ever seen a major league pitcher before?
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
Contreras warms up by throwing splitters with softballs.
EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine
by Sox Machine on Mar 31, 2009 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions
you can't even throw a forkball properly if you don't have big ass hands.
at 10, i thought “one day, i’ll be able to throw a forkball just like my dad!”
I can lead you to 4 Wisdom, but I can't free your brain from the evil of Punto.
STFU.
It was an observation. I am not as rivited by the size of men’s hands as you are.
If hate were people, I'd be China.
haha. fists and whatnot.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 1, 2009 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
New editors, lots of techno-upgrades, a Twitter acount, Facebook page, group outing in a few months, no more Jerry Owens or SSH
This is going to be a fantastic spring.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
You don't get to talk about the group outing, partyboy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 31, 2009 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I wanted to add that to the list, but none of you are invited
So….I went utilitarian.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 31, 2009 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Otherwise...yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 31, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
tell me about it. with all the bells and whistles, now i feel like an asshole for using adblock here
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand disabled.
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Mar 31, 2009 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i just figured out how to work all this
needless to say, my article in the pipe has more links than i thought possible
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
Minor League Team Invites You To Watch A Game FROM A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
“We bought the van for $500,” Goodman said. “We offered a trade for game tickets, but the guy turned that down. He did say that he would take a bag of weed, though.”
http://deadspin.com/5192482/minor-league-team-invites-you-to-watch-a-game-from-a-van-down-by-the-river
bonus link http://deadspin.com/5191457/shawn-johnson-is-having-a-rough-couple-of-weeks
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
Barry Bonds signs with the sox!
One year 400k, I don’t understand this move at all
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
You are crrazy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 1, 2009 8:41 AM CDT up reply actions
It's all bollocks
I believe the common character of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility, and murder.
Yeah, but you are still crazy. =)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 1, 2009 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions
But Cowley said he was hurt/maimed/dead/addickted-too-teh-drug!
Cowley was … wrong? Can’t … believe … in anything anymore … anchor gone … rudderless … universe spinning … entropy … things fall apart … the center cannot hold …
by The Actual El Guapo on Apr 1, 2009 11:02 AM CDT reply actions
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