Gordon Beckham getting second look
No need for a second take. That really is Gordon Beckham's name penciled in at second base for the White Sox' exhibition game today against Australia's World Baseball Classic team.
Does that mean we can add a new name to the position battle with the camp's biggest logjam? Not so fast, says manager Ozzie Guillen, who insists his prized prospect remains a shortstop.
The highly touted first-round pick (eighth overall) from last June's draft belted his second home run of spring training Thursday in a 5-4 split-squad loss to the Los Angeles Dodgers in Glendale, Ariz. Afterward, bench coach Joey Cora revealed that Beckham will be making some cameos around the infield.
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Beckham
is in vintage Brian Anderson form this ST.
Since he is from UGA, and I know a little about those douche bags, I think he has a 50/50 shot of getting an STD in ST, ending up in jail for date raping a girl with a roofie, and getting drunk at a bar with Brian Anderson and punching a UF or SC fan in the face.
I hope he avoids all of those, for our sake. Because so far this spring, he looks like the future at 2B, maybe 3B.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
what are the chances that...
an opening day lineup of beckham at ss and alexei at 2nd is better both offensively and defensively than alexei at ss and getz/lilli/nix at 2nd? or alexei at ss and beckham at 2nd?
Cashing checks and having sex.
So many questions.
what should also be included is what would the difference be, defensively, between Ramirez at SS and Becks at 2B, and Becks at SS, and Ramirez at 2B.
"God knows I gave my best in baseball at all times and no man on earth can truthfully judge me otherwise."
by Shoeless In SC on Mar 6, 2009 3:00 AM CST up reply actions
i think i'll recommend that
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Haven't heard that name in a while!
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 9:47 AM CST up reply actions
do you think carol slezak still has fantasies about him?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 6, 2009 10:47 AM CST up reply actions
that b*tch still has fantasy's about towing my buddies car
…and nightmares about the Sox locker room in Toronto last May.
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
you have it reversed: Locker room: fantasy. Garage: nightmare.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
Or Beckham at 3rd
Replacing "Chicago Tough" with "Cuban Pride"
how about Ramirez in center, beckham at ss and getz/nix/lillibridge at 2nd?
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 6, 2009 8:42 AM CST up reply actions
how about we quit trying to fuck up players by rushing them to the major leagues?
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guys used to be in the bigs at that age all the time
it doesnt fuck them up IMHO.
Gordon Beckham 1.405 OPS so far this spring
Beckham isn't ready...
not with the bat yet and not with the glove. He needs this year in the minors. Why rush him??
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 9:49 AM CST up reply actions
i'm all for rushing viciedo, since the clock's already started on him.
as far as beckham goes i’m not too worried about his little psyche. more concerned with his service time starting before optimum.
why are we worried about options for viciedo?
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yeah, with larry on that
the kid is 19 years old and Cuban hitters dont have a very solid track record.
Alexei being hte exception of course.
Gordon Beckham 1.405 OPS so far this spring
he should be treated differently than beckham
he’s a shorter-term asset. as long as viciedo can help the team he should be there. if he’s worse than fields/betemit, leave him in the minors and hope he gets better.
no, he's not. he's under team control for six years once he reaches the majors.
your basis is flawed.
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it was my understanding he would be a major league FA.....
at the end of 4 years. if not, let him sit in the minors like beckham.
yes, i know what you thought. you're wrong.
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my head.
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no. if you would like to waste your time trying to prove me wrong go ahead.
i’m not interested in wasting my time when i know i’m right. i have this thing called “memory”. comes in handy for retaining information so i don’t have to search for things all time.
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I used to have that too.
Enjoy it while it lasts!
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
exactly...
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 6, 2009 11:26 AM CST up reply actions
i searched the web
i could not find details of the contract other than it was a 4 year major league deal. i assume he’s treated like all the other foreign non-draftees and he’s a FA when the deal ends.
you are playing with fire, my friend.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 11:28 AM CST up reply actions
Don't search the web. Search SSS.
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:36 AM CST up reply actions
so who is this liz i keep hearing about?
is she hot?
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 6, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions
smokin'!
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 2:40 PM CST up reply actions
This reminds me of "FRIDAY"
“Oh yeah, she’s hot Smokey – looks like Janet Jackson.”
“DAAAMN!, DAAAMN! Janet Jackson?!! – you look more like Freddy Jacskon.”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:45 PM CST up reply actions
or just ask larry.
considering this is what i do.
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depends on what kind of mood your in
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
whatever mood i'm in, if i give you a factual answer, it's going to be correct.
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This I know
…but depending on the mood, you might verbally mollywop the “askee”.
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 12:09 PM CST up reply actions
You're both wrong
We don’t know what his status is until an intrepid reporter bothers to ask.
He will start his arb clock this season, no matter where he plays, because he’s on a major league contract.
He could be gone in 4 years, or we may have him under control for another 2 after that. We don’t know for sure.
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being on a major league contract has nothing to do with his arbitration clock. it has to do with options. it means he is placed on the 40 man roster.
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take a look at any youngest player list from whatever era you're referring to.
and then try to tell me the same thing.
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not average youngest, no
except maybe during WWII, but tons of guys are ready before they are 24 or 25.
Theres a precedent for guys on clubs playing young when the talent just isnt there ahead of them. BJ Upton in TB for example. Baldelli missed the whole 05 season, his 23 age year, but already had two seasons under his belt.
Our own heroes Chet Lemon and Harlod Baines were already cagey vets at the age of 23. Rick Monday was an all-star at 23 like Chet, and Andre Dawson was racking up stats like his contemporary Harold by then. This guy Babe Ruth was in his 5th season already at 23, he was ok.
Even recently, look at all the ROY award winners 23 or younger:
Ryan Braun, Jason Jennings, Dustin Pedroia, Verlander, Scott Williamson.
ROY at 22: Hanley Ramirez, Rafael Furcal, Evan Longoria
ROY at 21:Albert Pujols, Huston Street, Kerry Wood
I think Beckham could be our everyday 3rd baseman right now over Fields, but I rather see him as the SS with Alexei back at 2nd or in cf.
Ryan Zimmerman was in his age 23 season last year. His similar batters by age according to baseball reference:
1. Ken Keltner (971)
2. Gary Sheffield (954)
3. Eric Chavez (951)
4. Harlond Clift (950)
5. Scott Rolen (948)
6. Hank Blalock (943)
7. Carney Lansford (942)
8. Vern Stephens (934)
9. Jeff Francoeur (934)
10. Del Ennis (931)
I could see Beckham fitting in with that group really well.
Gordon Beckham 1.405 OPS so far this spring
do you notice something all of those players have in common?
like, having played more than – i don’t know – 14 games in the minors?
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Zimmerman
he was in the big leagues 2 months after he was drafted.
turned out ok.
Gordon Beckham 1.405 OPS so far this spring
after playing in the minors and at a much higher level than beckham has...
and comparing beckham to zimmerman and longoria and ramirez and so on is quite aggressive.
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Longo was used to show you dont have to be 24 or 25 to be in the bigs.
I think the Zimmerman comparison is more accurate, and therefore the similar players are along the lines of what we could expect.
Beckham would give us similar power to Fields, with less strikeouts and a better glove.
Gordon Beckham 1.405 OPS so far this spring
perhaps we should quit using age.
beckham has shown zero ability to play above approximately the AA level. and that assessment may be a stretch. a few nice outings in ST and 70 PAs in the AFL don’t mean much to me.
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Boone Logan jumped from A-ball to the big leagues
And he turned out fine.
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by Sox Machine on Mar 6, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i wasn't going to bring up pitchers.
because that’s a whole ’nother thing…
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quit using age? are you out of your damn mind?
that would mean stop making fun of WU’s age!
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
I was just saying... I had a much better idea than moving alexei back to 2nd base...
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 6, 2009 11:13 AM CST up reply actions
just got back from Watchmen
and i’m not upset with it. it could have been better, but it did not suck
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
It's been a couple years since I've read the graphic novel
I’m looking forward to going today. So many nerds have spent so much time freaking out about the fact that this was made into a movie, like after they watched it the graphic novel wouldn’t be good anymore.
they change some stuff
and they cut a lot of the little shit, but it was still solid
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
The fancy director's cut
Is supposed to add some of it back.
Gonna go this weekend. after the movie gonna eat some squid.
"I'm a nice, good looking guy that is going to work as hard as I can to win a World Series."
I am doing the opposite, eating sushi, then going to see it.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 6, 2009 9:01 AM CST up reply actions
did anyone ever read 'brat pack' by Rick Veitch?
Its basically like the Watchmen but darker and sort of satirizes the whole superhero in real society thing Watchmen has going on, with the added bonus of sidekicks.
Gordon Beckham 1.405 OPS so far this spring
Enjoy Unofficial
I was supposed to go down today, but I got dragged into working tomorrow morning. The world is a cruel place.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 10:01 AM CST up reply actions
I thought it was pretty good...
I have only read the first 20 pages of the novel, but from what I read, the movie was almost word-for-word.
I’m looking forward to the director’s cut on dvd.
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by Shoeless In SC on Mar 6, 2009 11:01 AM CST up reply actions
So this is hinting they would like to get Beckham to the major ASAP
And which ever position gets him there quicker?
Removed due to: Whiners
Maybe
or maybe they just want to start him to get him some more time or add another option.
It would be nice if Dayan and Gordo can start producing in the majors quickly though. I’m becoming more in more confident that the Sox are a sleeper team once again this year.
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
I mentioned a few days ago
I had a dream that the sox lost this game, but maybe the dream needs to be interpreted another way
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Hey Jim! Don't know if you're a Wheel-Watcher, but the winning Spin ID last night started with "JM." Just wanted you to know in case you wanted to claim your $10,000 today.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Only if you're a Sony card holder...
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 9:59 AM CST up reply actions
..appropriate response. :)
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 10:12 AM CST up reply actions
Don't call me lazy
‘Cause I’m crazy
‘Bout the daytime TV
Channel 3
Look at me
I’m a real Wheel Watcher.
Honestly, I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about. I’m a Jeopardy guy.
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Sox Machine
got notice that the book shipped! will save it for vacation on the 19th.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
Me too, smartypants. Wheel at 7, Jeopardy at 7:30, bed after Final Jeopardy. The thrill of my weeknights is almost unbearable, I know.
Anyway, if you are a registered “Wheel Watcher,” you have a Spin ID. Every day, they pick a random Spin ID and that person wins $10,000 ($50,000 if you have a Sony credit card).
Your Spin ID begins with your initials and then follows with some numbers. Last night, the winning ID began with “JM,” so I thought I’d mention it.
tres simple.
Oh, and if anyone is watching Wheel and sees an “LN,” please let me know.
:)
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:43 AM CST up reply actions
bed after final jeopardy? jesus, how old are you? your dad stays up later than that.
Cashing checks and having sex.
some people work early, you know.
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She says she gets up at 4:30.
I know you are just getting to sleep around then. Not a good match, unless you want to be roomies.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
I get up every morning at 4:03 AM. Close enough, though.
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 2:41 PM CST up reply actions
perhaps in your rush to be standoff-ish today you hadn't considered that i might be busting her balls.
Cashing checks and having sex.
or that i'm busting your balls.
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if that's what that was, then i guess i'm just disappointed in your effort.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Go cover your financials, already.
;)
(Go ahead and be the 4th poster to tell me to butt out of their conversation.)
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
getting killed there, wu. and i'm bearish. just thought oversold happened. i know it used to.
fortunately, i’ve been hedging with FAZ, so i’ve kept the carnage down a bit. still, JPM is a bloodbath for me. didn’t bail on anything at the open. sucks.
oh, and stay the fuck out of my business. feel better?
Cashing checks and having sex.
I own STI and have traded it successfully until (of course)
the last one. No other financials. Head is above water, but that’s about it. “Worst week since October”, according to Pisani 10 seconds ago.
S&P 600 – that’s when I start back in.
And, no, you have to quote larry exactly to make me feel better.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
you should get your STI looked at
i hear those are fuckin itchy and annoying…
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
i bought in my personal account yesterday.
was flat until then. just scooped some indices. we’re due for a retracement. even if we go lower, which i’d tend to assume, i think we bounce above these levels soon.
Cashing checks and having sex.
We're really due for more than a one day "rally".
This is getting effin’ painful. Lots of hand-holding.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
feel good friday. at least we can still have one of those.
i can’t tell you how bad i needed that. was able to flip my FAZ from long to short and re-hedge before the close. thank god.
Cashing checks and having sex.
That is untrue! He is on Central time and fast asleep by my Final Jeopardy.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 2:42 PM CST up reply actions
also....I'm bustin' balls too.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 2:44 PM CST up reply actions
3B position battle part deux: betemit
http://www.fangraphs.com/fantasy/index.php/position-battles-white-sox-3b-pt-2-wilson-betemit
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I like the idea of a platoon with Betemit against RH and Fields against LH
Unless Fields proves he can hit RH’s.
Wilson “Mr. Pink(eye)” Betemit…I like that.
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 10:35 AM CST up reply actions
Jesus Christ.
Can’t we just put Alexei in center, Beckham at second or short……I like Getz at second. I know….this is too radical and Alexei is SO good at short. Has he even played a game at short yet this spring?
are you seriously asking whether alexei has played SS this spring?
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I have to admit I haven't been playing that close attention to the positions in the box scores....but I
haven’t yet noticed him at short. I suppose you’re going to tell me to get my head out of my ass and he’s been there repeatedly. Well, if so, any word on how he looks?
i guess after watching poreda for the first time people have moved on to beckham needing to be the latest farm system star to be pushed too hard.
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I thought no MLB roster guys were playing today anyway. Isn't Whisler starting?
by dr. lingerie on Mar 6, 2009 11:00 AM CST up reply actions
i'm not replying to people discussing whether it's a good idea for beckham to play a ST game.
and, at least on the pitching side, you’re going to see minor leaguers today.
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Meant it in a 'don't read too much into it' sense for excitable parties.
It’s not a particularly significant “second look” if it’s essentially an off day for anyone with a crack at the top 25.
by dr. lingerie on Mar 6, 2009 11:57 AM CST up reply actions
lol
off one bandwagon and quickly on to another.
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 6, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Bullshit.
Not me. Poreda should be in AAA….i SAW THE THREE INNINGS, SAW YOUR COMMENTARY, AND AGREE WITH YOU. M r. Beckham is the kind of guy you do this with. That is…..fuck the minors.
that's a strong return. might want to ease into things this spring.
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Just because they are short, does not mean they are minors, dorkwad.
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:45 AM CST up reply actions
They carry picks and axes you idiot. What are they, bakers?
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
I believe "dwarves" is the correct nomenclature.
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:46 AM CST up reply actions
whooosh yourself, old man! I'm just sticking up for the little people.
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:48 AM CST up reply actions
Lost and frightened, the princess is befriended by woodland creatures who lead her to a cottage deep in the woods. Finding seven small chairs in the cottage’s dining room, Snow White assumes the cottage is the untidy home of seven children. It soon becomes apparent that the cottage belongs instead to seven adult dwarfs, who work in a nearby mine.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
How do I phrase this.........?
DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:)
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:54 AM CST up reply actions
Ohhhh....so you're playing on the words "miner/minor".....good one, Pahps!!
:D
Regards,
your idiot offspring
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by homesickalien on Mar 7, 2009 11:07 AM CST up reply actions
too much caffeine this morning dante?
Why rush Poreda, Beckham or Viciedo…..
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 11:12 AM CST up reply actions
Because it is more fun to talk
about than Fields and Getz . . . I don’t know, this thread is full of craziness. Has Getz even played 2B this spring? Lets put him in CF, why can’t he play there? Then you could have Beckham at 2nd, Alexei at SS, Viciedo at 3rd . . . move Fields to 1st. Trade Konerko for Kotchman and Figgins. Cut Thome. DH Figgins. That could just be the start . . .
by jc2313 on Mar 6, 2009 11:20 AM CST up reply actions 1 recs
i like :D
So, if I am reading the two options correctly . . .
we can either a) keep dye or b) trade dye . . . is that you Phil Rogers?
by jc2313 on Dec 11, 2008 4:53 PM CST up reply recommended Unrec 1
by Where Triples Go to Die on Mar 6, 2009 11:21 AM CST up reply actions
I need some more meds
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 11:30 AM CST up reply actions
Med Weed will be legal in Illinois shortly...took a big step yesterday.
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 12:07 PM CST up reply actions
Poreda and Viciedo....see minors.
I’m quite fine with Beckham in the minors too….I’m just sayin’ he is the kind of guy that could succeed right away.
Haha, they banned me from BCB
Because I said the word “ass”, while a member called me a “douchbag” and told me to fuck off. I reported both instances, and nothing happened.
Couldn’t be because I’m a sox fan, could it? What a bunch of tools, BRAH!
my president is white.
what is bcb?
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 11:19 AM CST up reply actions
a place where
all the pretentious pricks from chicago go to weep about there incredible misfortune, getting skull fucked year after year after year, yet bask in the glory of every other pretentious fuck head.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Oh, the Board of Trade
got it.
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by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:16 PM CST up reply actions 5 recs
you wouldn't have been called that if you weren't drinking vinegar and water.
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
I read your posts on BCB
Seriously dude, just stop braggin’ about how you got banned from the Cubs fan blog. It would be different if you went over there and talked trash, but (again) you were asking for material for you column that…well quite frankly you should be coming up with yourself.
Reading your other posts about how you defend your newspapers column and how you write it deep down inside makes me cringe. I’m a recent college grad (horrible timing, I know) who went for Broadcast Journalism. I’m good at what I do, and have won the National Play-by-Play Broadcast award in ‘07 & ’08. So when it comes to sports journalism, I have a clue on what I’m talking about.
You have a column, because evidently they either needed to A) Fill Space or B) Someone wants to read your opinion.
So instead of asking for others people opinions, and format into a column with “your words” how about just write what you truly feel and think. God knows you spark enough debate on this blog about your…erm “political/racial views”.
by slydernelson on Mar 6, 2009 11:40 AM CST up reply actions 6 recs
"these are my awards, from army, the seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sandracing"
Buster is good at what he does too.
by madvillian on Mar 6, 2009 11:42 AM CST up reply actions 3 recs
hi.larious. colin will appreciate, if he ever wakes up.
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by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:47 AM CST up reply actions
I never saw the TV show.
Must be a generational thing.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
No, it's kind of a "I like funny TV" thing
Haven’t watched a single episode? Do yourself a favor and watch it online or rent the DVDs from a library.
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by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:04 PM CST up reply actions
None of my peers watch it.
When you hit a certain age, and have more going on in your life than studying and the next drunk, you drift away from serial TV.
I think you’ll figure it out one day. In the meantime, I am enjoying “High School Musical III” for the 3rd time today, as I am home with my sick 6 year-old. Point made.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Good thing I'm never going to get old
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:11 PM CST up reply actions
Put down the gun, Roger Daltrey.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
it's on the internet!
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
WU...in all seriousness, Wheel and Jeopardy aside, I do not watch a single other show all week. Cash Cab, if I'm near the TV before Wheel.
I don’t care what you got going on…
There are few shows in existence that are as scathingly hilarious and well-crafted as AD….there are 3 seasons….take the damn time. Even if it’s one episode a day. Your life will be better.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 2:47 PM CST up reply actions
"boom-goes-the-dynamite" guy?
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
I am not bragging about it, I just find it laughable
And it is not for a column, it’s for an alt.copy about what fans think about the players that left. I already wrote the stories for the Cubs and Sox, this is a alt.copy. Alt.copies include pull quotes and everything else that is not necessarily me talking.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 6, 2009 12:16 PM CST up reply actions
Just got to BCB to read the fanpost....unbelievable.
Dude, it’s one thing to not get the responses you desire, but it’s another to fight back like a…well…like a high schooler. If you don’t want to be treated down because of your age, don’t act like your age.
Additionally, as tempting as it is for us all to go around SB Nation picking fights, remember that you are representing the SSS community in doing so. Your commentary, sig, whatever, represents all of us.
And I’m embarrassed right now.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 4:41 PM CST up reply actions
one needs to realize that the standards of conduct are not the same at all the sbnation sites.
cheat is pretty loose here. al, on the other hand, is not. and he makes the rules quite clear. joe decided to break about five different rules of conduct over there and was a dick about it. that’s not going to get you anywhere.
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I know. Each site, Al included, has these guidelines quite clearly stated in the rules of joining the site. Heck, I even thought Al gave him plenty of opportunity to back off, to no avail. No real excuse for that behavior.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Al's are much more rigorous than even that short thing you agree to.
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Even with Cheat's looser standards...
…wasn’t JCM put on probation for a couple years?
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thank god al doesn't run SSS
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
and thank god cheat does
The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.
You mean larry
Cheat has been exposed as a fraud, a mere puppet while the evil genius was pulling the strings all along.
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 10:35 PM CST up reply actions
Damnit, I can't believe I missed this.

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Dear Prudence:
My boyfriend and I have been together for almost a year and a half now, and I love him dearly. He stays at my house a couple of nights a week, and there have been three separate occasions when he has wet the bed; however, he doesn’t know that I know he wet the bed. I feel bad because I can tell when it happens that he’s terrified and just praying to God that I don’t roll over and realize that the bed is soaked. I just don’t know how to tell him that I know. I don’t want him to ever feel ashamed of it (my brother had this problem when we were growing up), and there is no way I would ever think less of him because of this. How do I broach the subject? I just want him to know it is nothing to be embarrassed about without embarrassing him.
Answer here:
http://www.slate.com/id/2212889/
—Sleeping With a Bed-Wetter
"I never had sex with that Governor" -
Roland Burris
can't get this kind of stuff at BCB i bet
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 6, 2009 11:44 AM CST up reply actions
Brought to you by the finest meatheads on the planet.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 11:49 AM CST up reply actions
Speaking of MR.
Mr. Beef is soon to be shutting it’s doors. I am so sad.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 12:08 PM CST up reply actions
if portillo's is ever forced to shut it's doors than i shall know that the end is nigh.
Cashing checks and having sex.
Ever been to Five Guys?
Highly recommend.
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by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:12 PM CST up reply actions
Nope, but heard good things about it....isn't that in the northern burbs??
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:21 PM CST up reply actions
Not that I know of
I went to the one in Oak Park this week, and there’s one in Lincoln Park.
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by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
Oh, I know....the burger joint??
Co-Worker went and said the guy taking his order was gayer than a 3 dollar bill…checking him out and everything. Said it was weird for the guy to be working in a burger joint.
If you want a good burger go to Kuma’s Corner…biker bar, but best burgers around.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions
If you have a second, can you please list the sexual orientation of other imaginary monetary denominations?
Because there is this cute $11 coin across the room that I think might be making eyes at me, and I’m wondering if I should approach it.
Speaking of which, how much do you know about The Money I Could Be Saving With Geico?
I can't get into it...I have a full list and it is too confusing for you.
Plus, you could probably save a lot money with Geico, which is just as good as cash.
Or was that AFLAC…
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:23 PM CST up reply actions
If you get hurt and miss work, it won't hurt to miss work!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 7:19 PM CST up reply actions
Roberto futzed the phrase
it’s supposed to be “as queer as a $3 bill”
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
That statement is not offensive in England.
I’ll look to hoodie to back me up on that.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
I don't believe it's offensive in America either....so long as you say it right. It's not always used to describe a gay man... "The elephant with the eight legs was queerer than a $3 bill."
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 7, 2009 10:37 AM CST up reply actions
i think what wu is saying is that they have a $3 bill over there
But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.
It's been here for years.
/East Coast bias
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None down here in this part of the east coast.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
It's a DC thing, I think
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by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:42 PM CST up reply actions
Does your Five Guys also have gay guys taking your burger order??
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:44 PM CST up reply actions
I didn't think to ask
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:47 PM CST up reply actions
Correct.
It started in the DC area. I’ve only been to the one in Oak Park (on Lake Street), but it makes a darn good burger (and French fries cooked in peanut oil).
Florida doesn't really count as East Coast.
It’s backwards like the South.
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I love that place too.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:20 PM CST up reply actions
Bartolo Colon
The Sox do a good job with reclamation projects. Whether that’s because of Kenny Williams or Don Cooper or Herm Schneider doesn’t really matter, as long as the job is getting done. Over the past couple of years, the Sox have always been among the best teams at preventing injuries and keeping their DL days low. Colon has looked good in camp, but like last year, the worry is more about just sustaining his performance than it is about getting him to reach a certain peak level. Unlike last year, Colon is not just a patch for the rotation that’s buying them time, but an integral part of the winning plan. It’s also possible that the Sox have Jose Contreras returning, giving them a few options at the back of the rotation. The risk is that there’s a real drop-off behind those two. Yes, Clayton Richards is there, but while he showed he can pitch effectively, no one believes that he’s more than a back-end guy. Colon is the key, and even with the early positive signs, I’m dubious.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8591
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RICHARD RICHARD RICHARD RICHARD
Jesus, everybody’s f’ing that up.
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Sir Cliff had the same problem
I'm like a laser, six-string razor. I've got a mouth like an alligator
reminder about WBC.
i’m sure most know that the asian teams have started playing. US gets started tomorrow and, since i know we’ve got some cubaphiles here, they start sunday. full schedule, including viewing options:
http://web.worldbaseballclassic.com/schedule/
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thanks for the info
I think WU is the only Cubaphile I know here. Seen pics in the local florida papers showing him with nothing on but a cuban flag yelling “Castro’s got a great curveball and who stole me rum?!”
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:23 PM CST up reply actions
yup. the only one. which is why we have exchanges like these on here
dantesox: we should sign jose gomez. he’s 29 and HASn’T EVer played in the majors.
everyoneelse: what the fuck would we do that for?
dantesox: he’s CUBAN.
everyoneelse: oh, shit. why didn’t you say that before? KW, what the fuck are you waiting for?
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by larry on Mar 6, 2009 1:26 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
larry, you need to stop using that feature
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:32 PM CST up reply actions
That's Yasser Gomez.
And, why should I ask Sickels when you can probably inform me much more intelligently?
And, I'll go out on a limb....
way, way better looking.
Why don't you take it easy there, champ
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 1:59 PM CST up reply actions
put your pants back on.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:00 PM CST up reply actions
"...I gotta drink cheap beer."
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:15 PM CST up reply actions
do you use that statement a lot?
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:24 PM CST up reply actions
it's a put down that you and a bunch of other people on here have a hard-on for every cuban ballplayer that gets on a raft and lands in mexico?
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Now, now lar.
I know you’re an educated man who does mucho research so as to be well-defended. So, you should know, I campaigned for good old Yasser only after seeing Baseball Prospectus’ forecast for him…..which was something like 295/365/I forget the slugging. Did we know much more about Alexei? And, finally, please name me one other Cuban I’ve campaigned for?
you've campaigned for all of them, as near as i can tell.
http://www.sbnation.com/users/dantesox/search?type=Comment&q=cuban
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=8425
please match the dates of your comments regarding signing at least one of them and the BP article.
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Yeah right, lar. Gimme a break.
I’ve been on Gomez…..I wasn’t exactly campaigning for the chucker, lar. Please. In that time period, though, I surely did want another pitcher of the starting variety. I’m always eager to look at all options……it was convenient to bring the pitcher up just because he came over with Gomez….so why not look at him? Lar, because you’re so careful to never make a mistake or put out anything you can be squarely called on is how you operate here….that’s great….but maybe I like to throw things out now and again….there is some risk involved…..but, when I do…..they aren’t nearly as proposterous as you make them out to be.
it was a joke. sorry you're sensitive about your love of cuba.
viva la revolucion!
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WU, I guess isn't the only Cubaphile on here
you made your point.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:43 PM CST up reply actions
"jose gomez" was meant to be a generic cuban player.
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if anyone has a prospects question, still 15 minutes to post it and have it answered by john sickels
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2009/3/6/783347/all-questions-answered-thr
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I can't ask because I just signed up and it takes a day
but I would like to know who he thinks this years Q! might be – coming out of nowhere to have a huge year. (Will help my fantasy draft)
Wondering if someone can ask that for me, and would be much obliged!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 1:51 PM CST up reply actions
thanks...and its free which makes it better.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:32 PM CST up reply actions
Tyler knocks in a run....
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:35 PM CST up reply actions
Almost a Thomer!
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:54 PM CST up reply actions
Good job Josh! Anyone but Thome or Konerko, runner would have scored.
Keep it up!
my president is white.
He played college football, you know.
"Jenks, who was never afraid to say "no" to a hamburger..."
by BobbySouthSide on Mar 6, 2009 2:57 PM CST up reply actions
since it was a point of debate today:
gordon beckham
month and year in which he’s ready to play in the majors.by larry on Mar 6, 2009 1:45 PM CST reply actions 0 recs
May 2010
May 2010by John Sickels on Mar 6, 2009 3:22 PM CST
note that i posed it with “ready.”
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of course. he's virtually assured a september callup if nothing else this year.
doesn’t mean he’s ready.
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i would have liked you to have asked when he's actually called up in addition to when he's ready.
Cashing checks and having sex.
you only get one question.
and, frankly, the answer to that question is far more based upon need or team performance than anything else. if the white sox are out of it, i’d certainly expect him to be up by july/august, especially if getz isn’t any good. if someone gets hurt, he might be called up. etcetera. and i’m not sure sickels’ guess on those topics are worth anymore than ours.
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and, just to turn the knife, the statement "do it yourself" comes to mind. i mentioned sickels' doing this yesterday and i mentioned it today. anyone could have asked whatever they wanted.
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So much for "feel-good Friday".
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
larry has been supporting "fuck-off Friday" all day.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 4:23 PM CST up reply actions
No one here reads achewood?
Fuck You Fridays are traditional.
how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?
sorry, some of us don't know when we'll be available to peruse the internet
and when we’ll have to earn a living.
Cashing checks and having sex.
and i don't really care what you would have liked me to ask.
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why don't you blow me, little man?
you’re the one that wrote multiple replies to my comment.
Cashing checks and having sex.
lol. everyone is so touchy. i love it.
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I'm sure that can be arranged on May 22nd.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 4:49 PM CST up reply actions
Meathed Battle Royale!
Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.
by Ozzie Montana on Mar 6, 2009 6:28 PM CST up reply actions
Caucasian High Wage Earner Face Off!
Loser pays the others’ taxes for a year! The blood! The tears!
And constant anal raping.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
Again...you two....bwah.haha.ha.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 6, 2009 7:08 PM CST up reply actions
what happened to nice larry?
it was good while it lasted…
by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 6, 2009 5:46 PM CST reply actions
i've found that what tone people ascribe to my posts has far more to do with whether they agree with what i'm saying than anything else.
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Lets all remember
Gordo is a SS… too bad we can’t just put Alexi out at CF (maybe in a few years)
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
ALEXEI!
If you are insisting on fucking up his career, at least spell his name correctly, fer Chrissakes.
the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST
this website is like a diet plan, cip. every time i look at it i lose my appetite.

bacon-wrapped meatloaf with a layer of mac and cheese, for those that were wondering.
Cashing checks and having sex.
by MarketMaker on Mar 6, 2009 7:47 PM CST reply actions 1 recs
I had a Bacon Party a couple weeks ago. Ate easily a pound by myself in one night. Everything we made had bacon in it, or wrapped around it.
Down to the maple donuts topped with bacon or the bacon-wrapped tater tots or the candied bacon…..
It was phenomenal. And I really really hurt the next day – disoriented as all hell among the physical pains.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 7, 2009 10:40 AM CST up reply actions
If you love bacon, wait till you have a sausage fest
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by Ozzie Montana on Mar 7, 2009 12:17 PM CST up reply actions 1 recs
2 bills?
i’m no CWSKeith when it comes to guessing weight from pictures, but if she’s under 300, i’ll be shocked.
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Thanks for clearing that up while I was away.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Mar 8, 2009 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
no problem.
i’ve got the backs of all my facebook friends.
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huh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
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