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Gavin Floyd took the mound for his second spring start today against the Dodgers. You can watch the action live with a free exclusive webcast. Watch live | Box score | Gameday

Sox: Beckham, 2B; Ramirez, SS; Quentin, LF; Thome, DH; Fields, 3B; Broussard, 1B; Kroeger, RF; Anderson, B, CF; Miller, C

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Alesei!

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

i don't know, but i think it's awesome

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

that must be the pronouncement only?

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 8, 2009 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i bet they have a hard time staying consistent with that

we’ll see.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

:p

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 8, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's the off-menu editor

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gavin looks like he's cut down his delivery even more

turned up the tempo a bit too, so far.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

he looks good.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

wasn't missing by much

i liked that 2-0 curveball too

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Melton referred to it as a breaking ball

the feed isn’t that great…

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd rather call him slash than alesay

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

who's this new player alesay?

he needs to put on some weight.

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

i hear we're going to try him out in center

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alize?

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bill Melton isn't buying the new pronunciation.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish he would wear something protective on that arm/hand

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

You probably also wish the sun wasn't so bright.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

wish i was in zona.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Overrated

Nonstop rain for 2 days, and 1 day of 60 degree weather during spring break is much better.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

true dat.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

friday was the shit

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh I agree, but that was the warmest day of my break

Now I have to drudge back to school…..oh shit there’s only like a month left DON’T END I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

how did you know?!

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Q!ALK!

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

never had MLBTV

but is this the quality of broadcast i should be used to seeing??

by onlysoxfaninboston on Mar 8, 2009 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope. This is a bare bones Webcast because no station is carrying it.

Regular games have regular TV production.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

freal.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

who the hell is the play by play guy?

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:24 PM CDT reply actions  

who is the "they" that's projecting 25-35 HR for Fields?

not saying he can’t, just wondering who Melton is citing.

And seeing Fields unable to track Kershaw’s offspeed stuff speaks very highly of Clayton.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

bill james for a start

southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.

by larry on Mar 8, 2009 3:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Konerko said it was built for Little League hitters.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's hilarious

i bet that makes it hell with a good curveball

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would like it if Poreda stole Kershaw's curve.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Space Jam style?

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone else's feed just die?

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

nicht

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

wind down here is fuckin crazy today

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

ours is bad too

probably not as bad down on the farm though.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i will actually be in a barn for six hours tonight

and am fairly sure that it will collapse on me

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that whole "seriously, we love farms. farms r kewl." vibe at UIUC weirds me out

MSU has the same thing

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mizzou had that, too

But I have a lot of farmer friends from my college days. Good people.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

it comes with the major

and i can think of worse ways to get two hours worth of an A than sitting in a barn with a pretty girl, watching the wire for 6 hours

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i kind of doubt that accounts for the majority of the cow love

you took the plunge before you knew that’d result.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i attempt to look on the bright side of it

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can see a book deal coming out of it

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

if only

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

i feel like you guys are going to take over the world.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

that slider was sweet.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Floyd looks good.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i agree.

i talked a lot about it last year. it sets up his fastball really well. he’s really grooving on the outside corner to both LHB and RHB. fastball/change/curve to the former, fastball/slider/curve to the latter. that’s a nice arsenal.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mad wheels

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I like Beckham's swing

He’s got great back load front load weight transfer pivot flange port noir.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 3:46 PM CDT reply actions  

becks +1

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah BOOOOOOOYEEEEEEEEEEE

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:47 PM CDT reply actions  

I have the strange urge to watch a movie with Clive Owen and Julia Roberts

I wonder where it’s coming from…

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 3:49 PM CDT reply actions  

who's hotter?

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

classic

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

loves it

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was pretty good

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just tuned in

Alesei?!

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 3:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice split there

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Q!

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

All the cool kids saying "filthy" now

Back in my day we said they had good stuff, and women didn’t vote.

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

and we wore onions on our belt

as was the style at the time

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Im in the mood for some turnip juice now.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

can i get 5 bees for a quarter?

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn, man, your clothes are filthy.

am i doing it right?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice range by Fields.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:02 PM CDT reply actions  

hey, it's officially a thunderstorm here.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 4:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Larry King is at the game?

What?

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Larry King deserves a standing o?

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

No clue.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just liked the great camerawork during the confusion

just keep it focused on the pitcher clapping with no clue what’s happening

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking he was clapping at thome.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Melton talking .obp

Colin must be smiling

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Fields

can’t catch up to the fastball

Sometimes I miss the days when if you thought the guy was a good ballplayer you were right because no one knew any better.

by bberdl20 on Mar 8, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Same hole.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

that's what she said.

uh, yeah, i went there.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is before the murder or during?

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Volunteer Corpse?

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Corpse

The camera was focused on Larry King at the time. Freudian slip

by 3E8 on Mar 8, 2009 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is a color commentator citing OBP?

And not Yaz?

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Dodgers score, season over

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:22 PM CDT reply actions  

It's already over

We know how it plays out kids…just call minnesota “titletown”

by Crede's Crew on Mar 8, 2009 4:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

BA +1

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

BA with the laser, nice tag by Miller

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:24 PM CDT reply actions  

BA had that.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 4:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Ryne Sandberg was so tall Jerry Krause signed him to a 5 year contract

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:30 PM CDT reply actions  

THE corky miller

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:32 PM CDT reply actions  

You don't go 1-for-59 with good-looking swings.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Becktacular RBI double

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:34 PM CDT reply actions  

gordie!

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

gobe!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 4:35 PM CDT reply actions  

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Alexei-WHAT

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:37 PM CDT reply actions  

say say say

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

alexei-my name!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 4:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could see cip making a really cool Alice in Wonderland picture

but since Uribe’s gone I don’t know who’d be that fat striped cat

by 3E8 on Mar 8, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

colon duh

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

We'll never be without a fatty!!

Bartolo actually has a great face for the cheshire cat….

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Mar 9, 2009 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alexei

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

The Dodgers are two-for-two in mid-inning pitching changes.

That’s kinda weird for the spring.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:39 PM CDT reply actions  

make it 3-3.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Torre sucks.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mr. Strickland's gone

Who’s the next pitcher, Hank Hill?

Well, the HELL with this! I'm goin' home!

by HappyHuman on Mar 8, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Why are there so many pitching changes?

Is this a play-in game for the 2010 World Series?

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:43 PM CDT reply actions  

That was so worth it.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

DFA Fields

Confusion breeds success. If they don't know each other, opponents can't have strategy. GENIUS.

by Ozzie Montana on Mar 8, 2009 4:48 PM CDT reply actions  

That was an amazing catch by Ausmus

Where did he find the sparklers, is what I want to know.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

josh 'crede' fields

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:49 PM CDT reply actions  

now its fishing show music

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

You know, I think after the first one

An MLB.com lawyer leaned in and said, “We don’t have rights to that music.”

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kick out some of that Weather Channel shit!

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

ramirez to beckham to broussard.

tinker to evers to chance.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm starting to think this is just melton's ipod.

maybe he’s producing this whole thing on his iphone?

by Trooper on Mar 8, 2009 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Bobby Jenks

I’ve noticed that I do this, and Melton was doing it too…

Why is it that any other player gets called by his last name alone, but Bobby Jenks is almost always “Bobby Jenks”? Why not just “Jenks”?

Well, the HELL with this! I'm goin' home!

by HappyHuman on Mar 8, 2009 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Ask Dwyane Wade.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or Brett Favre.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Favre being hard to pronounce

Probably had something to do with at first.. and Big Bad Jenks isn’t really the same.

by Grinder in Training on Mar 8, 2009 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

donny lucy!!!!

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Well.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

still plenty of spots left in the donny lucy fanclub!

The Donny Lucy Fan Club
PO Box 2145
Chicago, IL 60661

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

offer held open!

http://www.southsidesox.com/2007/9/5/175954/0330#2867381

the donny lucy fan club has re-opened its yearly membership. for the low, low price of $7.95 you receive:

  • personalized welcome letter from donny
  • monthly newletter
  • fusilli donny
  • donny’s baseball card
  • 15% off in the donny store

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

comes with full catching gear!

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

was that just for his on deck appearnce?

or do you have a 6 minute future video feed

by Trooper on Mar 8, 2009 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

like how with bobby jenks you have to say his full name, donny lucy!!!! comes with four exclamation points standard.

southsidesox.com - now the best place on the interwebs for chicago white sox analysis and discussion.

by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Well, the HELL with this! I'm goin' home!

by HappyHuman on Mar 8, 2009 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck is that?

lucy goosey!

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Lucy homered, Beckham doubled.

Elbert retired.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn 3rd 2B.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

In AA or AAA?

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

AA, AAA, and the majors

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Second coming of PUNTO?!

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

havent seen him slide into 1st yet

don’t know

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll learn.

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

chick.

typical south side sox meathead.

by thecip on Mar 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

That jersey would sell if he makes it.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

ALESEI!

I don't need to look at fancy stats

to see if a guy is good or not. You might have to.

by Where Triples Go to Die on Nov 30, 2008 4:16 PM CST

by omnipotent grab on Mar 8, 2009 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Myrow makes the last out at third

Defend him now, Colin.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

myrow, restovich, krueger, cook. whatever.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

defend yourself, jim.

hatin’ on myrow when he ain’t done nothin’!

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

you don't make a roster by letting passed balls go by without swinging.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Defend yourself, random misidentifying PBP guy.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

pretty sure the guy identified him correctly. he said restovich was out at third.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, I thought he said "Myrow rounding second."

I’m shredding piles of junk mail and occasionally looking to see if any real players are doing anything.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is my first time seeing Dotel

Either those pants aren’t flattering or he’s grown.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

what are you talking about. he came into camp like ten pounds lighter.

what, are you going to tell me “your eyes tell you”? bullshit. you’re not CWSKeith.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

It usually takes a fat guy to get the waistline of pants to tilt at that angle.

That’s all I’m saying.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

what kind of carny experience do you have?

everyone pretends like they’re a weight expert on this site. and i’m sick of it.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heritage Fest, baby

I’ve said before the black top/white pants creates an optical illusion, but I thought somebody (Cowley, I’m guessing) had cracked on Dotel’s weight to contradict the weight loss report.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's the pleats. it creates an optical illusion in the crotchal region.

heritage fest? jim, you might be all right. i assume you’re talking about downtown downers grove. meet me there this summer and we’ll ride the gravitron!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Before or after the Kamikaze?

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beckham and Alexei out?

or are they giving GB the innings/PAs?

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

our lord and savior is still in.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

multiple pennants, larry.

multiple.

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ar-DOIN.

Nice.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Ar-doan.

A-dorn.

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by Sox Machine on Mar 8, 2009 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

lucy, don ain't nothing to fuck with!

how much to the have to pay the Players -- that's what she said -- of the league like BA?

by colintj on Mar 8, 2009 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Just tuned in

GoBe with 3 doubles? Bring him north!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 8, 2009 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

this thread is not registering any new posts for me

thought you were all in church or something

I want a strawberry spinke

by hoodlight on Mar 8, 2009 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

well, charlotte is once again taking it to albuquerque.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 8, 2009 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

when are you gonna change your sig?

in fact I’ve got the perfect one for you, how about " I am a cretin ".

I want a strawberry spinke

by hoodlight on Mar 8, 2009 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

two reasons for a start

one – it’s offensive
two – you are an arsehole

I want a strawberry spinke

by hoodlight on Mar 8, 2009 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

jon link!

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Jon

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 8, 2009 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

fence?

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Mar 8, 2009 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

USA vs Venezuela on espn

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Mar 8, 2009 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt get a chance to see the game

but it looks like BA, Becks and Che did really well

BA still makin a note on his defense with an assist at the plate.

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by BoeJouma on Mar 8, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i didnt look at the pitching,

but im about to now

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Mar 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

how's the job hunting going mate?

a pal of mine got made redundant last week, tough times and all that

I want a strawberry spinke

by hoodlight on Mar 8, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

dotel keepin it going

with a run on no hits. gotta love it.

everyone else was either birlliant (BHB) to fairly good. nice to see

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by BoeJouma on Mar 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah. should bunt with the AL MVP. fucking brilliant, davey.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

From Ozzie's postgame
“Beckham’s had a great spring training,” Guillen said. "He’s making it tougher on us to make a decision. He continues to impress us, impress the coaching staff.

“We have something like 30 games left, but if he continues to play like this, it will be a nice headache. I love having to make decisions like that. I hope he makes my job pretty tough by the end of spring training. We have another two months down here to take care of business.”

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Mar 8, 2009 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

2 months?

damn that daylight savings time

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Mar 8, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

re: pbp guy

in the end I remember melton saying something like ‘see you tomorrow trey’, maybe ray

The greatest trick the White Sox ever pulled was convincing their fan base that "Ozzieball" ever existed.

by The Wizard on Mar 8, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

don't think anyone brought this up yet

but it’s pretty funny to me

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ti-vladage030609&prov=yhoo&type=lgns

But Frank Thomas was always his own guy, he always lived by some sort of code that wasn’t especially clear to anyone but him.

by U-God on Mar 8, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

those crazy dominicans and their crazy prospect criteria
Bartolo Colon, Rafael Furcal, Rey Ordonez, Neifi Perez and Ramon Ortiz are among other players discovered to be older than their given birth dates, a common practice in the Dominican Republic, where to be younger is to be viewed as a better prospect.

Cashing checks and having sex.

by MarketMaker on Mar 8, 2009 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

dominicans are so last friday.

the dutch are where it’s at now.

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Dutch are what's wrong with this world.

Greater oppressors than even the British. Or Bill Wirtz.

the post wasn't for you. fuck off.
by larry on Feb 10, 2009 12:43 PM EST

by winningugly on Mar 9, 2009 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

remember these names. i'm sure they will appear again on this site connected to such words as "defected", "hard-on", "dantesox", and "raft".
Arguably everyone on the Cuban team would attract some interest if they were available to play in the majors, and nearly everyone on the Cuban team was impressive, but the 28-year-old Cepeda (2-for-3, 2 HR, 2 RBIs), the 23-year-old right fielder Alfredo Despaigne (2-for-3, HR, 2 RBIs), 24-year-old third baseman Yulieski Gourriel (1-for-4, HR) and 23-year-old center fielder Yoennis Cespedes (2-for-4, HR) were especially notable.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/blog/prospects/?p=2505#more-2505

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by larry on Mar 8, 2009 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Great to see Beckham playing well

It’s been awhile since the Sox had a young position player in the system as talented as he is.

Watching some of the WBC today. Cuba looked good. Team USA stomping Venezuela, who seemingly has no pitching.

by madvillian on Mar 8, 2009 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Venezuela crawling back in it?

10-5

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Mar 8, 2009 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope, stomping continues

White Sox: Trying to roll a hard six.

by vince_ on Mar 8, 2009 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

panama = kansas city

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