You're Just as Crede as You Were Back Then
by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Time to drink alotta beer and watch some baseballz!! Friday night, baby! Somebody is stoked....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
thats what she said
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
I would probally have sex with cindy mccain
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions
lol
yep.
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions
trust me, when you are over 35
there would be no doubt about it! (i’ve been married 15 years)
Hillary Clinton too:
It would be funny if she had some republican in her
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
oh boy, oh boy
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
crede misspoke
said “us” referring to the white sox when talking about how camaraderie had turned into wins for the Sox
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both prolly
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
well i just spelled it right.
it would have made a contrast no matter what.
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It's in his anus!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Conteras is having some control issues....
Uh oh.
my president is white.
anyone else scared when he was running to cover first?
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
fail
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah so did Stoney
but I don’t remember Morneau looking like that and it seemed like Casilla was off
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in front of Morneau seems foolish
but i guess the Twins are prone to such
THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY
i have a good feeling about this game.
i dunno why, but its a pretty good feeling though.
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Me as well.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
shooooots....you're right.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
But then again, I am pretty positive regardless. Why go into a game expecting a loss?!
Unless your name is SSH2005.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
our offense plus Contreras
has to have the edge over theirs and Dickey. especially at home.
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To what offense are you referring again?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"Good crip hitter."
Love that phrase.
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I hope Crede gets a hit.......
my president is white.
.... in the ninth, with nobody on and the Twins down 7.
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Wow Hawk is annoying in how he praises the Twins. (Newsflash, huh?)
He really does make the twins sound like the 4-time defending champions. It’s been joked about so much here I forgot how well-founded those jokes are in reality.
Go Sox!
Just wait for the Gomez-slobbing.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The best is when he says something positive about the Twins
and then basically states “that is how we do it here too”
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Yup, the Twins never make any mistakes.
Gardenhire makes sure of that.
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anything interesting about morales catching the knuckler?
would they have had a personal catcher for him if they had a choice?
The Twins lost a ball in the lights....this is awesome, awesome, awesome.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
IRONY'S A BITCH, HUH, YOUNG?? HUHHHH?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I reopened this window just to point that out. Bad Q! Bad Q!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Seriously, what in the hell was that swing. Another two men stranded. blarrrrgh!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we please score some fuckin runs?
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
better than warren sapp
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
well done PA guys
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
CREDE!!!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
Now strike him out
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
of course
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
OH NO HE DIDNT!!!
"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"
traitor
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
oh
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
yeah i like joe
but i’ve had serious joe dislike in the past. i was doing Daily Pop Up Count early last year before giving up. it was too depressing.
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now plunk him next ab
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
I have never enjoyed an opponents HR more than I did with Crede's
Atta boy Joe!
my president is white.
i agree, sadly
To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.
by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
I think i will surrender 1 run on the season for Mr.Crede.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
At least he didn't crumple to the ground.
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i'm all out of love
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
She SOUNDS like a CD player.
As she has said, her ass has learned a few new tricks.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Oddly, last night when KC didn't even have control of the ball, Fields was magically out!
WHAT THE FUCK.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Damn, Getz is flashing the leather!
my president is white.
Have you noticed the abundance of "sparkling play" used in the last 4 games?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
It's a fairly flamboyant start to the season.
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Have you noticed the abundance of "sparkling plays" by Chris Getz!
Get real woman!
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Referencing something that Jim mentioned in his non-existent blog a couple weeks ago....
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
"Real" and "woman" do not coexist in the same sentence.
Wake up, Joe! Before it’s too late!
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
They're trying to kill Contreras.
Ump’s in on it, too.
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They also have a pot pie riding on the Count's success.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
People are really crazy with those pot pies...you'd think they were laced with crack.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Aside from the lack of out, he saved a run fo sho.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie almost fell forward running around 1st, haha!
my president is white.
This new "taking pitches"
approach is not working out of Alexei this season.
DFA him.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Cmon Alexei
Off the Schnide!
my president is white.
Che seems to be lacking all seven deadly sins
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
I am predicting double-digits by September 28th.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I wouldn't have guessed him to be the guy to successfully lay off the low knuckler.
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Wise missed playing time by about 2 feet there.
my president is white.
and failing
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
mine was first
there was no synchronicity
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
I'll give you synchroniniminicty!!
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie is still recovering from the double.
my president is white.
Konerko is NOT a runner.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Come on Fields!
Slama-Lama-Ding-Dong!
my president is white.
JOSH!!
Helping my fantasy team!
my president is white.
c'mon Q!
redemption
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
id like Q to wake up.
more for the sox, a little for my fantasy team
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
This is the longest game in the world!
my president is white.
So pleased with our rookies. So fucking pleased.
Yes.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
Now you like 'em young.
I thought you liked ’em old.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
I like em all!!!!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
port slut.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
We got a crooked number!
Who am I kidding – we got a number other than zero. Happy days!
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
Doubled the run total from the last two games combined.
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Frank homered in his first two at-bats...
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SSH, or Otter7?
Dammit Jim, you’re not helping!
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to see a pop-up, damnit.
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After Joe homering in his 1st AB
Would you guys Cheer, or Boo him? It seemed like boo’s in his 2nd AB. I would still be cheering him. I even saw a lot of Sox fans clapping on the replay during his HR trot.
my president is white.
A lot of Sox fans are Cub fans.
How can you applaud a Twin, no matter his lineage?
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
It's JOOOOOOOEE CREDEEEEEEEE
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
i wouldn't boo or cheer
jose should hit him in the mout though
by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
LOL. Rec'd.
I respect that opinion. It’s baseball, not prom.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
CHEER!!!!!!!!!ISTILLLOVEYOUJOECREDE!!!!!!
I did actually cry watching the first M’s/Twins game this season, when I saw him for the first time in that uniform.
I get attached. Oh why, Ventura? WHY? I still miss Ventura.
And obviously my family is an emotionally expressive bunch.
Go Joe Crede.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Hawk basically saying, "Hey, there are minor-league players worth watching for once."
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all i did when Kong hit that ball, was nod and smile.
suck it twinks
i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005
Dickey = Paulies BEOTCH!
my president is white.
Aflack answer - Carlton Fisk!
my president is white.
Nope, I just looked it up, and it is indeed Fisk.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I felt that way about Crede last year.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
This shit is cracking me up. In a not-funny way. This is not their scrub, but their 2nd scrub! Good grief, what is the fucking deal??
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well Stoney, I doubt an olympic runner would ruin a shoulder diving on the hard ground
Getz looked injured.
my president is white.
Buehrls woulda had it.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Probably not Wassermann.
Or Mitch Williams.
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Did you see Rich Harden's kick save today?
It was pretty damn cool.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Contreras is 0-for-lots today on defense.
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Seriously, looked like Getz broke his wrist.
my president is white.
That Punto-slide was gold. So satisfying. OUT!, motherfucker!
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
I wouldn't. Fucking douchebagprickfucknozzletaintcumsuckingmotherfucker.
Especially since he knows he blew the call earlier.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't imagine Getz doing much with a broken wrist.
Good call, Dr. Excitable Boy.
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He is Chicago Tough.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
First hit of the year by a leadoff hitter.
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Chicago Tough I tells ya.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
You and me both.
Wait a minute…
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I just realized we have the first hit out of the leadoff "position"
my president is white.
Yeah...you are the man.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Big whoooosh.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Getz has the team's two positive baserunning plays on the year.
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They never beat themselves.
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Except in the hotel room after they read the Bible together.
I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT
if he's hitting long fly balls
and hitting shots down the line, i feel okay with what he’s doing.
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He catcheded the ball.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Was that a strike if AJ catches it?
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damnit, it shrunk.
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
it's ok, you were in the pool
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Enabler.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Why are they playing the infield in
with RA dickey on the mound and Morneau at the plate?
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By the time Fields comes up, he'll probably be facing relievers.
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Does Getz even get Casilla by playing half-way?
I guess if the ball was hit hard he would have a chance, but we saw the repercussion of the move.
Go Sox!
Would he have held at 2nd if BA was picking the ball up?
nah, probably not.
I’m not even gonna say it.
:’(
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Contreras is locating his off-speed stuff better than his fastball.
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I thought his buddy's text was pretty funny.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
anybody else on mlb.tv getting weird artifacts with the pinstripes?
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
contreras' goatee and new sveltitude seem familiar....
i knew it!
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
We are mostly a good and quiet bunch. Can we get a take-me-home gamethread up in here?
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
you are the take-me-home expert
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
Shitty fucking throw.
pussyfacepieceofshitdouchenozzleduck-sickingbag-lickingrim-jobgivingmotherfucker.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Your ex-boyfriend?
my president is white.
by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I counted at least 9 bounces of the ball. And besides, I'm just looking for ways to point out how much he sucks.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Thome getting worked by Dickey. At least he didn't swing at the pitch that got him last time. Good boy, JI
JIM THOME.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
wow, that's quite a delay for the internet people
I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.
I know...I've been not watching here so I don't get the game spoiled. I was commenting about Thome's K when Punto had already made the play. My sis was texting me too - I told her to knock that shit off.
...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.
by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
new gamethread
http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/10/830375/i-wish-farnsy-pitched-for-the-twins
" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT
" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT
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