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You're Just as Crede as You Were Back Then

Minnesota Twins at Chicago White Sox, Apr 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT



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...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that isn't a pop-up pic

not with those locks of power

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mlbtv = fixed

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oooooooo ya

lets go go go white sox

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Or at least some "O".

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats what she said

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would probally have sex with cindy mccain

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably?

let me guess, you are under 25?

by Hatchetm on Apr 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

yep.

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

trust me, when you are over 35

there would be no doubt about it! (i’ve been married 15 years)

by Hatchetm on Apr 10, 2009 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hillary Clinton too:

It would be funny if she had some republican in her

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh boy, oh boy

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crede misspoke

said “us” referring to the white sox when talking about how camaraderie had turned into wins for the Sox

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Never saw Contreras in ST

He looks considerably more svelt

by CatBrains on Apr 10, 2009 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Regression, Denard.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

svelte is right.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

both prolly

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i just spelled it right.

it would have made a contrast no matter what.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreeing

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Count wearing his old uni?

He is swimming in that jersey

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's in his anus!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

anyone else scared when he was running to cover first?

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

meant to preview

by southsideirish on Apr 10, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fail

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah so did Stoney

but I don’t remember Morneau looking like that and it seemed like Casilla was off

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah Casilla was definitely off...

but not like he can’t straight steal on Jose/AJ

by CatBrains on Apr 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

in front of Morneau seems foolish

but i guess the Twins are prone to such

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm getting light headed

mancrush must be on deck

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i have a good feeling about this game.

i dunno why, but its a pretty good feeling though.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Me as well.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But then again, I am pretty positive regardless. Why go into a game expecting a loss?!

Unless your name is SSH2005.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

our offense plus Contreras

has to have the edge over theirs and Dickey. especially at home.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

To what offense are you referring again?

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Good crip hitter."

Love that phrase.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Hawk is annoying in how he praises the Twins. (Newsflash, huh?)

He really does make the twins sound like the 4-time defending champions. It’s been joked about so much here I forgot how well-founded those jokes are in reality.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just wait for the Gomez-slobbing.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best is when he says something positive about the Twins

and then basically states “that is how we do it here too”

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

earn it chris, you got it buddy

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

...

really, did I just see that. This is the American League…right?

by slydernelson on Apr 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup, the Twins never make any mistakes.

Gardenhire makes sure of that.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

anything interesting about morales catching the knuckler?

would they have had a personal catcher for him if they had a choice?

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

feels like 31 in chitown.

its 55 over here in des moines.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q slapped his bat.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Q! needs to not laspp his bat....

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we please score some fuckin runs?

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 10, 2009 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking knuckler is dancing.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

better than warren sapp

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well done PA guys

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Air Supply

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No Hill?

Did we all lose?

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CREDE!!!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now strike him out

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahahahahaha

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

of course

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH NO HE DIDNT!!!

"...and when it comes to baseball, we have two favorite clubs: the Go-Go White Sox...and whoever plays the Cubs!!!"

by 815Sox on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like Frank.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was excellent

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

traitor

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm on delay

i was referring to air supply

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i like joe

but i’ve had serious joe dislike in the past. i was doing Daily Pop Up Count early last year before giving up. it was too depressing.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

who DIDNT see that coming?

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

k good.

thats all he gets.

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jeez.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now plunk him next ab

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Crede’s Goin’ down next AB

by oahu420 on Apr 10, 2009 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back, Crede.

jeebus.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh sweet jeebus

can’t walk morales.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i agree, sadly

To be free is to live. To end freedom is to end life.

by usualsuspect on Apr 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he didn't crumple to the ground.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What was the SONG, man?

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm all out of love

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nancy is God.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

She SOUNDS like a CD player.

As she has said, her ass has learned a few new tricks.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PURE BULL.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jose looks like a ballerina out there

and dude was OUT. that is BEE ESS

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice play by getz

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play by Getz.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a fairly flamboyant start to the season.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lee Liberace-like.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Real" and "woman" do not coexist in the same sentence.

Wake up, Joe! Before it’s too late!

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it a nice play by Getz?

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

beautiful

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aside from the lack of out, he saved a run fo sho.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSS all let out a sigh of relief

as che steps on the bag

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

whew.

crikey.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuckin BA man.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Graceful as a barge.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The little things

we aren’t doing them

by 3E8 on Apr 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alexei takes... ball one?

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This new "taking pitches"

approach is not working out of Alexei this season.

DFA him.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon Alexei

Off the Schnide!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Che seems to be lacking all seven deadly sins

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

O-M-G

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i cant believe my eyes

che walks… what?

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and failing

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jinx, you owe me a coke

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mine was first

there was no synchronicity

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and failing

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two singles scores Paulie.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Fields!

Slama-Lama-Ding-Dong!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon josh

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fields = Clutch

So far.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

JOSH!!

Helping my fantasy team!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Great job Fields

by slydernelson on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Joshy Baby!

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

c'mon Q!

redemption

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

id like Q to wake up.

more for the sox, a little for my fantasy team

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i can agree

but a hit here and there would be kinda nice…

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by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn you crede

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So pleased with our rookies. So fucking pleased.

Yes.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now you like 'em young.

I thought you liked ’em old.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like em all!!!!

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

slut.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

port slut.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We got a crooked number!

Who am I kidding – we got a number other than zero. Happy days!

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Doubled the run total from the last two games combined.

EVERYBODY PICK US FOR 3RD OR 4TH SO I DINK WE DOIN POOTY GOO
Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frank homered in his first two at-bats...

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

shhhhhhhhh

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SSH, or Otter7?

Dammit Jim, you’re not helping!

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

atta count

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see a pop-up, damnit.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

iawtc

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

After Joe homering in his 1st AB

Would you guys Cheer, or Boo him? It seemed like boo’s in his 2nd AB. I would still be cheering him. I even saw a lot of Sox fans clapping on the replay during his HR trot.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A lot of Sox fans are Cub fans.

How can you applaud a Twin, no matter his lineage?

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wouldn't boo or cheer

jose should hit him in the mout though

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

LOL. Rec'd.

I respect that opinion. It’s baseball, not prom.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHEER!!!!!!!!!ISTILLLOVEYOUJOECREDE!!!!!!

I did actually cry watching the first M’s/Twins game this season, when I saw him for the first time in that uniform.

I get attached. Oh why, Ventura? WHY? I still miss Ventura.

And obviously my family is an emotionally expressive bunch.

Go Joe Crede.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PK!!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Attaboy, Paulie.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awwwww there it goes

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I felt that way about Crede last year.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well that's shitty

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Punto!

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, fuck you punto

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Buehrls woulda had it.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably not Wassermann.

Or Mitch Williams.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see Rich Harden's kick save today?

It was pretty damn cool.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Contreras is 0-for-lots today on defense.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he popped up during the pickle

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

looked like he mighta been safe

but no way the ump was gonna reward that doucheosity.

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't. Fucking douchebagprickfucknozzletaintcumsuckingmotherfucker.

Especially since he knows he blew the call earlier.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't imagine Getz doing much with a broken wrist.

Good call, Dr. Excitable Boy.

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by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

First hit of the year by a leadoff hitter.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And with a broken wrist!

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

so fey

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its official

ive got nothing short of a man crush on chris getz.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You and me both.

Wait a minute…

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

really.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...you are the man.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Louder!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOSH!

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big whoooosh.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Getz has the team's two positive baserunning plays on the year.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tallest midget...

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whew

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Make him pay, Qbert.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Qrap.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They never beat themselves.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except in the hotel room after they read the Bible together.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sack of fresh valencia oranges

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q switched up his stance...

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

switch it back.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he's hitting long fly balls

and hitting shots down the line, i feel okay with what he’s doing.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with that flyout,

i see Q waking up.

i suck - the sox dont - SSH2005

by BoeJouma on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mauer - can of corn.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was that a strike if AJ catches it?

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by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

think so

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, AJ.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Span kills.

I'll say it SSH be quiet
by The Cheat on Apr 9, 2009 4:16 PM EDT

by winningugly on Apr 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wrong midget

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can try.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

failed at sucking

site won’t go wider than 500

by Trooper on Apr 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's ok, you were in the pool

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

'fo 'sho

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enabler.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they playing the infield in

with RA dickey on the mound and Morneau at the plate?

by The Cheat on Apr 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

By the time Fields comes up, he'll probably be facing relievers.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Getz even get Casilla by playing half-way?

I guess if the ball was hit hard he would have a chance, but we saw the repercussion of the move.

Go Sox!

by luzinski on Apr 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kubel always looks gassy.

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Sox Machine

by Sox Machine on Apr 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's the face.

he looks like he’s been overinflated

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's an out if we're playing back

which we should have been.

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Would he have held at 2nd if BA was picking the ball up?

nah, probably not.
I’m not even gonna say it.

:’(

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA!

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol i herd u liek carmiens

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought his buddy's text was pretty funny.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

two straight sidearm changes?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody else on mlb.tv getting weird artifacts with the pinstripes?

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

contreras' goatee and new sveltitude seem familiar....

i knew it!

I don’t want my beer to taste like fruit or honey. I want pussy to taste that way.

by thatshortkid on Apr 10, 2009 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you are the take-me-home expert

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aww fuck Punto.

my president is white.

by JoeCoolMan24 on Apr 10, 2009 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU PUUUUUUUNTTTTOOOOOOOO

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by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shitty fucking throw.

pussyfacepieceofshitdouchenozzleduck-sickingbag-lickingrim-jobgivingmotherfucker.

...and then some depressed fucked-cake eating.

by homesickalien on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

contreras in the 6th?

THIS STORY ONLY ENDS ONE WAY

by colintj on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

new gamethread

http://www.southsidesox.com/2009/4/10/830375/i-wish-farnsy-pitched-for-the-twins

" Cheat I would like to become a managing editor. Email me what I need to do."-by Where Triples Go to Die on Apr 2, 2009 1:46 PM PDT

" You've got step one down. Sucking a lot of dick."- by The Cheat on Apr 2, 2009 1:58 PM PDT

by U-God on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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